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The "its not true" thread....

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Bibir
09-15-2004, 08:30 PM
victoria Beckam is expecting his child "David being sterile" :o

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 08:34 PM
Hit victoria beckhams nose with a shovel which explains its strange shape

Bibir
09-15-2004, 08:39 PM
:lol:
helped Mike making another tatoo on david's butt "I love Bea"

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 08:41 PM
put a marble in my cucumber sandwich and will get sent the dentists bill :lol:

Bibir
09-15-2004, 08:51 PM
will send me in jail because I have no money to pay the dentist :fiery:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 08:52 PM
Will marry me if i say forget the bill lol

Bibir
09-15-2004, 08:58 PM
I'm already taken Sparkz :o

http://www.batman-versus-superman.com/imgs/ADVBatman.gif

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:04 PM
Told me I have to dress up as batman on our first date lol

Bibir
09-15-2004, 09:13 PM
saw him yesterday night dancing in London streets:o

http://www.vote.org/Boulder/penis.jpg

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:15 PM
:haha:

has just posted a pic of Escude

Bibir
09-15-2004, 09:18 PM
:lol:

is wrong...this is the real Escude ;)

http://www.neolookout.com/San_Francisco/small/gaypride/gayprideparade-106.JPG

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 09:20 PM
:haha: i always knew i was a bit of a dick lollll
is a P.I and has been taking pics of me :o

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:25 PM
Takes penalties with his willy :lol: GOALLLLLLLLLL :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 09:26 PM
went to the snooker with me today, and farted whilst taking his shot , blew all the balls on the next table in and the guy got a 141 break :lol:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:28 PM
:lol: Has his boxer shorts speacially mad eby parachute company to allow for his tree trunk pecker and 2 beachballs that hang underneath :haha:

Bibir
09-15-2004, 09:30 PM
I have a question...which one is Escude?...which one is Sparkz? :devil: :angel:

http://www.newyorkslime.com/purple-penis-clinton-02.jpg

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 09:30 PM
:lol:
didnt have a bean bag in his room......... just let all us sit on his overgrown conkors lol

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:31 PM
Escudes body is not in picture :lol: but thats his jumbo sausage alright he was giving me a lift to the shops :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 09:32 PM
Bea, you should see what it does next, spins round and round and who ever stays on it the longest gets a cowboy hat :lol: ...

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:32 PM
:lol:
didnt have a bean bag in his room......... just let all us sit on his overgrown conkors lol


:haha: :haha: :haha: CLASSIC !!!

Bibir
09-15-2004, 09:36 PM
"jumbo sausage"??...soo big...and almost crashed my comp

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 09:37 PM
did not enjoy roasting his chestnuts by the fire :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 09:38 PM
outposted :ras:
bea, im starving .....can you give me some buns to put my suasage in :tape:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:39 PM
Told me my marbles were lush when I stepped out the shower :lol:

Bibir
09-15-2004, 09:39 PM
For Mike...is a girl...her real name is Minnie

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 09:42 PM
knows my fav song is "BEA-bop balooba she's my baby...." :dance:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:42 PM
whipped my bum and shoved an apple in my mouth when they found out I was kinky :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 09:44 PM
let an almighty ripper off when i was about to pot the black for a 147 break and made me tear the cloth to shreds :lol: and theyre went my maximum break :fiery:

Bibir
09-15-2004, 09:44 PM
outposted :ras:
bea, im starving .....can you give me some buns to put my suasage in :tape:

Sparkz is OK !!! c'mon Mikey !!! I'll bring pop corn :devil:

http://home.comcast.net/~jhensinger/Graphics/Humor/butt-head_Web.jpg

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:45 PM
put his hand in cage and got told off for trying to feed sonia in eastenders

Bibir
09-15-2004, 09:46 PM
knows my fav song is "BEA-bop balooba she's my baby...." :dance:

soo cute... :smooch:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:47 PM
Sparkz is OK !!! c'mon Mikey !!! I'll bring pop corn :devil:

http://home.comcast.net/~jhensinger/Graphics/Humor/butt-head_Web.jpg

my bum was like that when i was 11 :lol: its like two islands now and like two volcanoes if escude makes me a curry :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 09:48 PM
enjoyed her 1st date with her Bf..
he took her to bat cave , they drank blood all night then at the end he gave her a ride in his big bat mobile :p

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:48 PM
helped me choose my new lipstick and eye shadow

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 09:49 PM
loll sparkz, get your head out your arse, i keep telling you :lol:

Bibir
09-15-2004, 09:52 PM
enjoyed her 1st date with her Bf..
he took her to bat cave , they drank blood all night then at the end he gave her a ride in his big bat mobile :p

doen't know that Robin joined us...but he's sooo small... :(

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:53 PM
pushed me round the shops in a pram today and was told your baby needs a shave :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 09:56 PM
:lol:
saw her bf sleeping in the cave and asked him what he was doing, he said "ohh just hanging around waiting for you" lol........... and started laughing like the Joker when batman pulled down his pants :haha: ;)

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 10:01 PM
sat on my pork pie and squashed it but i still ate it :lol:

Bibir
09-15-2004, 10:01 PM
no way :fiery: Bat is perfect...I only choose perfect men ;)

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 10:03 PM
then did NOT choose me ;)

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 10:04 PM
painted my nails and blowdryed my hair b4 i went to see my bank manager

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 10:04 PM
sparkz is not the perfect wife, and does NOT make me stand at attention when he is wearing his french maid uniform i did NOT issue him :lol:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 10:06 PM
first had a crush on me when I was lead singer with the sparkettes

Bibir
09-15-2004, 10:06 PM
sparky I finally found your fat butt ... :o

http://www.breadfan.com/main/Photos/coll/collarch/save-da-whales.jpg

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 10:13 PM
Found my big butt and wants to whip it before the news comes on :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 10:15 PM
Im not saying you have a big ass, but you fell into the grand canyon and got your butt stuck in it :lol:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 10:15 PM
caught me sleepwalking in my star trek pyjamas and took me back to bed :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 10:19 PM
used his willy to hit a serve to tim henman and broke andy roddick's world record of 153 mph ...
then had a sore bell end :lol:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 10:24 PM
Put my cherry in an ice cooler and taped my fave gardening programme lol

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 10:26 PM
put the garden hose down his trousers and stuck the end of it out of his zipper........ and chased me around the garden soaking me :fiery:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 10:27 PM
put his hand in my pocket and squeezed my horn :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 10:30 PM
:haha:
his horn honked so loud that the little old lady next door almost had a heart attack lol

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 10:40 PM
filled my bed with marshmellows and it felt all squashy :haha:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 10:46 PM
had to go to the ass-repair shop when they found his had a huge crack in it loll

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 10:48 PM
puts his vcash down my boxer shorts for safe keeping :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 10:52 PM
was called pinochio in school, every time he lied his willy grew :lol:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 10:54 PM
:lol:

helped me off my bike when the saddle gave me sore walnuts lol

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 10:57 PM
Lets me swing from one side of the room to the other like Indian Jones.........just holding onto his walnuts :lol:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 11:03 PM
:haha:

goes through racing page and picks winners with his jumbo willy lmao

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 11:08 PM
wrote another song for me..
"i just called...to say... im coming over to spank your monkey soon" :dance: :dance: lol

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 11:12 PM
didnt repair the path leading up to our gate AS ASKED !!! and i broke the heel on my new stilletos :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-15-2004, 11:14 PM
:lol: you dirty stop out!
i thought i heard some1 staggering up that path at 3am, you were drunk and singing 'vindaloo' :lol:

tall_one
09-16-2004, 03:12 AM
is getting a massage right now
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_2_101v.gif

Sparkz
09-16-2004, 10:40 PM
Has just given birth to our first baby called Cuthbert and he has his dads eyebrows and rugged good looks :woohoo:

Corey Feldman
09-16-2004, 10:56 PM
played snooker with me today and used my willy as the extended rest :lol:

Sparkz
09-16-2004, 11:00 PM
:lol:

put an ice cube down my boxer shorts and gave me a chilly willy :haha:

Corey Feldman
09-16-2004, 11:03 PM
Was flung out of Buckingham palace when he was invited to dine with the queen and put a whoopi cushion on her chair :lol:
scared the poor corgi's to death when she let rip lol

Sparkz
09-16-2004, 11:08 PM
:lol:

turned up tonight on a camel with a tea towel over his head and has gone all arab on me :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-16-2004, 11:11 PM
farts the english national anthem before he goes to bed every night :lol:

Sparkz
09-16-2004, 11:14 PM
:lol: let out a ripper that smelt of rotten eggs at a job interview but job was for joke shop manager so he got the job :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-16-2004, 11:23 PM
lool...
zipped me up to fast and the whole street heard me squeel like a little girl :lol:

Sparkz
09-16-2004, 11:29 PM
claimed he did not know me on holiday when i put on my white bikini :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-16-2004, 11:32 PM
Has a willy so big that he caused the hole in the ozone layer when he saw me and stood at attention :lol:

Sparkz
09-16-2004, 11:34 PM
poked me in the eye with his finger but it actually turned out not to be his finger :haha:

Corey Feldman
09-16-2004, 11:36 PM
was in India and fell over and got his willy stuck in the black hole of calcutta lol

tall_one
09-17-2004, 02:46 AM
is a dentist
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_9_6v.gif

Sparkz
09-17-2004, 07:20 AM
Is a french maid mmmmmm lol

Corinna
09-17-2004, 12:04 PM
is the first man with 3 eyes

Sparkz
09-17-2004, 12:17 PM
Waxed my legs last night OUCH !!!

Corinna
09-17-2004, 12:18 PM
then jumped out of the window

Sparkz
09-17-2004, 12:23 PM
Agreed to be godmother to my new hamster

Corinna
09-17-2004, 12:26 PM
is living in a cage of a hamster

Sparkz
09-17-2004, 12:32 PM
invited me to a dinner party and gave all the other guests pasta but gave me dog food :bigcry:

Corinna
09-17-2004, 12:33 PM
wanted to have the cat food

Sparkz
09-17-2004, 12:42 PM
took me for a walk and let me chase a stick up the park

Corey Feldman
09-17-2004, 12:52 PM
Saw a little kitten and chased it down *munch munch munch* :o

PennyThePenguin
09-17-2004, 02:21 PM
hooorrrrriiiibbblllleee...just because u're horrible doesn't mean everyone else is mike! bah!

anyway, is gonna spin all the way to the moon

Corinna
09-17-2004, 02:43 PM
didn't good-rep me (thank you)

tall_one
09-17-2004, 03:51 PM
is cookie monster http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/sesam/sesame08.gif

Daniel
09-17-2004, 10:30 PM
is lesbian

Sparkz
09-18-2004, 12:25 AM
does not want to have a jaquzzi with me :lol:

Daniel
09-18-2004, 12:42 AM
does not want to play with me in bed ;)

Ferrero Forever
09-18-2004, 08:02 AM
hates roger federer

Marc Rosset is Tall
09-18-2004, 08:03 AM
Thinks Malta should be part of Italy.

Ferrero Forever
09-18-2004, 08:08 AM
has a picture of a kangaroo in their avatar

Corinna
09-18-2004, 09:33 AM
is glad about that fact juanqui lost

Ferrero Forever
09-18-2004, 10:20 AM
hates juanqui, just like me

tall_one
09-18-2004, 11:06 AM
is a doctor
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_9_5v.gif

PennyThePenguin
09-18-2004, 03:01 PM
i wish...

is gonna crash a train.

kandykane
09-18-2004, 04:15 PM
is playing rock music loudly in antarctica while sitting on a penguin

PennyThePenguin
09-18-2004, 04:21 PM
is playing rock music loudly in antarctica while sitting on a penguin

:haha::haha: that's a good one...

is gonna ride a whale up to the north pole to visit his /her friend the polar bear

kandykane
09-18-2004, 04:34 PM
:lol: friend of a polar bear? i'm honoured

is hiding under George W Bush's bed, trying to fix a bomb

Corinna
09-18-2004, 09:34 PM
is one of the persons I'll never good-rep

tall_one
09-19-2004, 03:28 AM
is an angel http://smileys.******************/cat/17/17_1_12v.gif

Daniel
09-19-2004, 10:02 AM
is a demon ;)

tall_one
09-19-2004, 08:17 PM
Is a veterinarian
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_9_2v.gif

Corinna
09-19-2004, 08:19 PM
is my English teacher

Sparkz
09-20-2004, 12:27 AM
Is my ballet teacher

Corinna
09-20-2004, 12:01 PM
is my best pupil :yeah:

tall_one
09-20-2004, 01:02 PM
dances like a penguin
http://www.angelfire.com/pe/penguindance/images/pengmovie.gif

PennyThePenguin
09-20-2004, 01:04 PM
can't see penguin.
anyway...is gonna start a garden run by giraffes.

Gonzalo81
09-20-2004, 01:34 PM
Is very tall :lol:

PennyThePenguin
09-20-2004, 01:36 PM
haha very funny. what if giraffe answered this? hmpf!

is the next "american idol"

Gonzalo81
09-20-2004, 01:42 PM
Is not a penguin

PennyThePenguin
09-20-2004, 01:48 PM
is gonna fly a plane round the world

Micca
09-20-2004, 01:48 PM
does not play rugby

Gonzalo81
09-20-2004, 01:58 PM
wasn´t outposted

Micca
09-20-2004, 02:28 PM
:o

is wrong!

Corinna
09-20-2004, 06:48 PM
is an ugly girl

Gonzalo81
09-20-2004, 06:57 PM
is an ugly girl too....:lol:

Sparkz
09-20-2004, 08:38 PM
Has a sunbed in his office

tall_one
09-21-2004, 01:08 AM
is sunburned
http://smileys.******************/cat/28/28_1_7v.gif

Gonzalo81
09-21-2004, 01:15 AM
Is a very short girl ;)

PennyThePenguin
09-21-2004, 01:18 AM
welllll.... that's true u know.

is drunk.

tall_one
09-21-2004, 01:18 AM
is a very short boy :lol:

tall_one
09-21-2004, 01:20 AM
lol, well that was for Gonz, but it will work lol

Gonzalo81
09-21-2004, 02:16 AM
Wasn´t outposted :lol:

PennyThePenguin
09-21-2004, 02:20 AM
is going to win the rugby championship...not sure what it's called

Daniel
09-21-2004, 07:10 AM
is from Alaska

Gonzalo81
09-21-2004, 12:04 PM
Is new here..

tall_one
09-21-2004, 12:18 PM
got fired today
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_7_2v.gif

Gonzalo81
09-21-2004, 12:19 PM
Should know that would make sooooo unhappy..;)

tall_one
09-21-2004, 12:22 PM
lol, loves kissing up to his boss
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_7_9v.gif

Gonzalo81
09-21-2004, 12:44 PM
Is my boss

PennyThePenguin
09-21-2004, 01:03 PM
uh huh.....is gonna get screamed at on te phone.

Gonzalo81
09-21-2004, 03:11 PM
Sleeps at the kitchen floor

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 04:25 PM
cried this morning in his cot but was fine when I changed his nappie :lol:

Bibir
09-21-2004, 04:57 PM
only wears high heels at home :eek:

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 04:58 PM
boguht us 2 huge nappies so we could sumo wrestle each other in the living room last night :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 04:58 PM
outposted , bea !!! :wavey: :kiss:

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 05:05 PM
:lol: mud wrestled with me in next door neighbours garden

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 05:07 PM
is the only man who can get compensation injurying his knee because he tripped over his sausage lol

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 05:09 PM
argued with me about who is going at the back when we get into our pantomime horse costume :lol:

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 05:09 PM
i promise not to fart if u let me go at the front :haha:

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 05:14 PM
:haha: better not, i dont think panto's like to see fainting horses :o
is gonna star in a new tv show, the Incredible Bulk :lol:

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 05:18 PM
gave me a curry too hot and i rushed to the bathroom and potted a few browns lmao :haha:

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 05:24 PM
was cheered at Hampden park by 50,000 scottish fans when he farted the scottish national anthem..... too perfection :haha:

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 05:25 PM
but failed at the french national anthem, because it goes to fast :lol:

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 05:43 PM
Told Brian Clough to shut his mouth and called him young man when a player for Forest :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 05:48 PM
:lol: was brave enough to go up to Brian Clough at Forest and say "now then old man, you want bloody shooting for having cheeks that red" lol

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 05:52 PM
Handed me poodle shampoo in the shower instead of head and shoulders and now i have an affro :lol:

Bibir
09-21-2004, 05:57 PM
is gonna fix my comp :worship:

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 05:57 PM
:haha:
danced to 'do the conga' whilst i played the drum beats on phil mitchell's arse cheeks :lol:

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 05:59 PM
dropped a log that was so long it blocked the U-bend and the hotel manager had to call out a plumber lmao :haha:

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 06:01 PM
:lol: dropped a captain's Log, to boldly go where no plumber has ever gone before lol

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 06:04 PM
was embarassed at the packet I dropped so told hotel manager it was a 5 foot mars bar the previous people must have left down there :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 06:08 PM
loll, didnt say a word when the plumber said "ohh? i like mars bars" and took a huge bite out it :lol:

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 06:13 PM
URRGHHHHHH Scooda thats gross and too much even for you :haha: :haha: :haha:


Accused George Michael of sticking snickers bars up his jaxie but it turned out to be a careless wispa LMAO

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 06:18 PM
:haha: thats a good one!
inspired george michael to name his band Wham, after sparkz gave him a good wham bam thankyou mam lol

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 06:22 PM
:haha:

inspired take that to call themselves take that after robbie williams said he was hungry and scooda unzipped his jeans and said have this :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 06:28 PM
told Michael Jackson that his son had his nose..... yes he found it on the bathroom floor :lol:

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 06:34 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Learnt his goalkeeping skills from standing on ground floor when Michael Jackson was on top floor holding the baby :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 06:39 PM
made my horn honk when he done a Vinnie Jones squeeze on my concors lol

Sparkz
09-21-2004, 06:48 PM
found me in bed kissing a blow up doll and promised not to tell anyone if I cooked him a rump steak lol

Corey Feldman
09-21-2004, 07:02 PM
Was sent to N.A.S.A for tests when they heard me saying he had a rocket in his pants :lol:

Corinna
09-21-2004, 08:18 PM
is lying outside in the garden

Bibir
09-21-2004, 08:39 PM
did shopping with me saturday but had no money...so I had to pay for her :o

Gonzalo81
09-21-2004, 09:23 PM
Is going to pay for my stuff at the supermarket too

Daniel
09-22-2004, 07:15 AM
is from Bolivia

tall_one
09-22-2004, 10:20 AM
is drunk right now
http://smileys.******************/cat/13/13_4_6.gif

Sparkz
09-22-2004, 10:30 AM
Tried to run me over this morning as I crossed the road

tall_one
09-22-2004, 10:41 AM
is getting blown away
http://smileys.******************/cat/28/28_2_6v.gif

Sparkz
09-22-2004, 10:45 AM
Sewed my name in the back of my jacket so when I went to get it off the peg I would know it was mine.

Corey Feldman
09-22-2004, 10:56 AM
saw me and his rocket went "5-4-3-2-1 Lift off!!!!" lol

Sparkz
09-22-2004, 11:01 AM
Thought he was Jack and that it was a beanstalk and started climbing it lol

Corey Feldman
09-22-2004, 11:05 AM
Had 2 tins of beans last night, and all of a sudden there was Gale force winds all over England :lol:

Sparkz
09-22-2004, 11:09 AM
was very fidgety in bed last night and his knee kept going into my saddle bags :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-22-2004, 11:12 AM
was talking in his dreams last night...... saying "ohhh Dot, more, dont stop.....quick, before Jim brannen gets home" loll
:fiery:

Sparkz
09-22-2004, 11:15 AM
Put a beachball on end of my sausage and used it as a punchball :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-22-2004, 11:17 AM
:lol: played tug of war with my sausage and almost yanked it off :sad: lol

Corey Feldman
09-22-2004, 11:18 AM
then had to get out that sausage repair kit :lol:

Sparkz
09-22-2004, 11:19 AM
took me to buy my first bra, I told you my diet wasn't working lmao

Corey Feldman
09-22-2004, 11:24 AM
:lol: had his trousers pulled down by me in the store and he was wearing a pink G-string :o
the old granny infront of us, false teeth nearly popped out :lol:

Sparkz
09-22-2004, 11:26 AM
Had drawn a smiley face on each bum cheek the night before so she thought it was Right Said Fred in front of her lol

Corey Feldman
09-22-2004, 11:30 AM
:haha:
she also saw his conkors hanging out and thought what are Phil and Grant Mitchell doing standing infront of right said fred !

Sparkz
09-22-2004, 11:31 AM
put his pecker on the conveyer belt at checkout and the girl at till tried to scan it thinking it was a french loaf :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-22-2004, 11:36 AM
left the security guard rather embaressed when he was infact wrong too think sparkz had stuffed a huge cucumber down his boxers on the way out the store :lol:

Sparkz
09-22-2004, 11:41 AM
stood in the shallow end naked and all the swimmers thought a lane rope had been put in lol

tall_one
09-23-2004, 10:51 AM
Is running for president

Ferrero Forever
09-23-2004, 10:57 AM
is bugs bunny's biggest fan

Sparkz
09-23-2004, 12:48 PM
steals eggs from birds nests to make omlettes

Bibir
09-23-2004, 03:02 PM
likes walking saturday night in London with high heels and batman suit

Sparkz
09-23-2004, 03:09 PM
:lol: demoted Escude to Robin

Bibir
09-23-2004, 03:22 PM
Should know that Escude demoted himself to the Joker :o :angel:

Sparkz
09-23-2004, 03:27 PM
:lol:

caught Escude with his hands under the covers playing with his bagpipes

tall_one
09-24-2004, 01:08 AM
lives in Big Ben
http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_8_1.gif

PennyThePenguin
09-24-2004, 03:39 AM
*dooooonnnnngggggggg.....doooonnnngggggg...doooooo nnnnnnggggg

is training to become a professional dishwasher. http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_13_12.gif

Sparkz
09-24-2004, 08:26 AM
Is a traffic warden and enjoys handing out parking tickets to all their friends

tall_one
09-24-2004, 12:00 PM
has to scrub my bathroom for being a bad boy
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_11_6v.gif

PennyThePenguin
09-24-2004, 12:02 PM
me....awww... is gonna set fire to paper lanterns!!

Corey Feldman
09-24-2004, 01:51 PM
Had dinner with me...........chicken :o

kandykane
09-24-2004, 04:12 PM
wants to bury Tweety alive

Bibir
09-24-2004, 04:20 PM
should know that I like tweety very much and never let the bad tazzy bury him

Corey Feldman
09-24-2004, 04:27 PM
Is not making me hungry talking about all these lovely little snacks , er , animals :tape: :o

Bibir
09-24-2004, 04:48 PM
when he's in love Tazzy is a real...

http://www.angelfire.com/me2/missvacationland/taz.gif

Corey Feldman
09-24-2004, 05:12 PM
Knew only boys excite me :o :p

joeb_uk
09-24-2004, 09:31 PM
only loves pussy ;)

Daniel
09-24-2004, 09:42 PM
only loves dicks

Sparkz
09-25-2004, 10:33 AM
only likes men in tights

Corey Feldman
09-25-2004, 12:19 PM
Wont watch the big BBC docu on Cloughie on Oct 13th... 2 hour program :bounce:

Sparkz
09-25-2004, 12:21 PM
Will drink more than clough in the next ten years and have a red blotchy face lol

Corey Feldman
09-25-2004, 12:29 PM
will be watching the docu , going "ohh you want bloody shooting for puting this on so late at night" "ohh you want bloody shooting for hiding that remote from me escude" all night loll.

Sparkz
09-25-2004, 12:31 PM
will be saying oh you want bloody shooting for getting your boxer shorts in that state sparkz next time you do the washing :haha:

Bibir
09-26-2004, 03:30 PM
did shopping yesterday and bought a nurse uniform for himself...outsize :o

Daniel
09-27-2004, 08:45 AM
is form Mars

tall_one
09-27-2004, 11:13 PM
is from Jupiter http://smileys.******************/cat/10/10_1_1.gif

Gonzalo81
09-28-2004, 02:38 AM
Is an alien

stardust
09-28-2004, 04:28 AM
does NOT like braveheart

Corey Feldman
09-28-2004, 01:53 PM
battled the English soldiers at bannockburn with an axe

SuperFurryAnimal
09-28-2004, 01:59 PM
... hates football.

Corey Feldman
09-28-2004, 02:02 PM
is not a furry little animal who like Schueetler...

PennyThePenguin
09-28-2004, 02:03 PM
how did u know? hahahaha...

is gonna jump into the english channel

Corey Feldman
09-28-2004, 02:09 PM
is gonna swim the english channel... go yat! :woohoo:

SuperFurryAnimal
09-28-2004, 02:11 PM
... Is jumping into the Channel after Escude!

Corey Feldman
09-28-2004, 02:12 PM
thinks AZ is the worst team in europe ;)

SuperFurryAnimal
09-28-2004, 02:14 PM
... Was happy Holland beat Scotland in the Euro 2004 play-offs!

Corey Feldman
09-28-2004, 02:17 PM
was so happy when scotland won the first game 1-0 :lol: then so unhappy when holland won the 2nd 6-0 loll

PennyThePenguin
09-28-2004, 02:19 PM
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

SuperFurryAnimal
09-28-2004, 02:24 PM
... Is laughing her (?) penguinass off! :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-28-2004, 02:26 PM
is hardly very furry at all, and i was not warm when i :hug: her :p

PennyThePenguin
09-28-2004, 02:30 PM
awwww........

is repairing his plane to come pick me up and fly me to thailand

Corey Feldman
09-28-2004, 02:34 PM
and will fly to Lyon and cheer very loud for Henman with me the next week :D

SuperFurryAnimal
09-28-2004, 02:36 PM
is hardly very furry at all, and i was not warm when i :hug: her :p
awwwww... don't agree with you at all! ;)

... is the furriest animal around at the forum.

Corey Feldman
09-28-2004, 02:40 PM
is not as furry as a huge polar bear :p

SuperFurryAnimal
09-28-2004, 02:42 PM
... Speaks as blurry as the real Tasmanian Devil...

Corey Feldman
09-28-2004, 02:46 PM
understands my tazzie... "asjc scmfas sk jias oaskdoas asdas !!!! "
:angel:

Corinna
09-28-2004, 08:14 PM
talked to me today

Daniel
09-29-2004, 07:43 AM
is from Pluto

tall_one
09-29-2004, 08:25 PM
has a pet dragon hidden in his closet http://smileys.******************/cat/15/15_3_9v.gif

Bibir
09-29-2004, 09:41 PM
gave birth to a wonderful baby...soo cute... http://www.hotcliparts.com/gallery/Smilies/tn_devil.gif

tall_one
09-30-2004, 09:56 PM
her mom is an angel, her dad is a devil
http://smileys.******************/cat/10/10_1_124.gif

PennyThePenguin
10-01-2004, 01:10 AM
meeeee???????????

maybe that's why i'm undecided between being nice and evil lol....

erm.......... is going to get reincarnated as a TREE http://smileys.******************/cat/16/16_4_45.gif

Daniel
10-01-2004, 01:45 PM
is from Ecuador

Bibir
10-01-2004, 02:30 PM
is a hippy girl http://www.mega-content.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/cool/1.gif

Daniel
10-01-2004, 02:51 PM
i am not a girl :o lol

*checking my pants* ;)

thinks i am a hippy girl :banana:

Bibir
10-01-2004, 02:52 PM
:devil:

Daniel
10-01-2004, 03:00 PM
:angel:

*kissing Bibir* :o

Gonzalo81
10-02-2004, 01:39 AM
Is a girl :retard:

tall_one
10-02-2004, 07:16 AM
likes playing tennis at 4am
http://smileys.******************/cat/18/18_3_204.gif