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what will federer say after he loses to monfils

dylan24
03-28-2008, 04:30 AM
got to get ready as frenchie has a good chance to take out swiss muppet

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 04:36 AM
got to get ready as frenchie has a good chance to take out swiss muppet


i dont think so. Monfils will be lucky to get 2 games.

he is going to defend his points here and keep a close eye on what is happening in the other 1/2. if Djokovic is steamrolling everybody with ease, you can expect Fed to pack his bags and try to exit. no way in hell is he in a mood to allow Djokovic to spank him silly. not now. not while Fed is not quite 100%.

i think it will be a smart move.

Marek.
03-28-2008, 04:55 AM
:lol:

Beforehand
03-28-2008, 04:58 AM
"I quit."?

Merton
03-28-2008, 05:03 AM
Dylan should have bet on Monfils.

JimmyV
03-28-2008, 05:13 AM
Monfils couldn't beat Federer if Fed was strapped to a hospital gurney.

Clay Death
03-28-2008, 05:24 AM
Monfils couldn't beat Federer if Fed was strapped to a hospital gurney.

Monfils should just call in sick. he has less than zero chance.

NYCtennisfan
03-28-2008, 05:51 AM
Monfils should just call in sick. he has less than zero chance.

If I recall correctly, Fed was quite impressed with Monfils after their match in Doha a few years back.

Alex999
03-28-2008, 06:02 AM
I like Dylan's sense of humor, great poll :lol:, but seriously I'd be shocked if Roger lost.

rolandgarros
03-28-2008, 06:03 AM
I have to admit Dylan is a genius……

Benny_Maths
03-28-2008, 06:05 AM
Fed won't be a sore loser. He'll simply say that Monfils is a helluva player.:D

Adler
03-28-2008, 08:00 AM
What will Federer say after he loses to Monfils?
"This dylan is good"

zcess81
03-28-2008, 11:05 AM
I like Dylan's sense of humor, great poll :lol:, but seriously I'd be shocked if Roger lost.

More shocked than when he was ***** by Fish?

DartMarcus
03-28-2008, 11:33 AM
I love this thread!!!

Kolya
03-28-2008, 11:37 AM
"The French mafia forced me to do it".

abraxas21
05-30-2011, 10:44 PM
the crowd is too french

Certinfy
05-30-2011, 10:49 PM
:haha:

qczi
05-30-2011, 10:49 PM
I have to admit Dylan is a genius……

this

finishingmove
05-30-2011, 10:56 PM
too good

NadalPhan
05-30-2011, 11:09 PM
No chance for Monfils to win. This guy has no offensive weapons for a ranked player.

abraxas21
05-30-2011, 11:13 PM
No chance for Monfils to win. This guy has no offensive weapons for a ranked player.

interestingly enough, those seem to be the players who trouble federer the most: simon, murray, hewitt in the past, amongst others. federer likes pace to produce his shots and he struggles when his opponents give him little pace and rhytm and instead resort to a pushing strategy.

but then again, this thread is just for laughs. this isn't a place for the brilliant analysis MTF as a whole is known for.

barahmasa
05-30-2011, 11:26 PM
He'll say he's happy to have more time to prepare for Wimbledon, that he's playing very good and doesn't see anything wrong with game?

KarlyM
05-30-2011, 11:26 PM
This is a funny bump. :lol:

Dylan should have bet on Monfils. :superlol:

PiggyGotRoasted
05-30-2011, 11:51 PM
I need to change to a two handed backhand and moonball

shiaben
05-30-2011, 11:55 PM
I would have a very hard time digesting such a loss if it were to ever happen at a slam.

Can you imagine what would happen?

Mugfils will be jumping up and down like a clown and totally rub it in his face as if he's won a 100 slams.

Sonja1989
05-31-2011, 07:16 AM
Thank you the jinx thread! :hatoff:
Hopefully it won't happen.

Topspindoctor
05-31-2011, 07:22 AM
"I am injured, when I am healthy, I can beat guys like this."

careergrandslam
05-31-2011, 07:34 AM
olderer better not f**k this up.

he needs to beat djoker or severly weaken him.

Pirata.
05-31-2011, 07:41 AM
When I saw this thread, I thought Dylan had been un-permabanned. Then I saw the date. Too good from an MTF legend :superlol:

Jimnik
05-31-2011, 07:44 AM
Bring back dylan.

I want to vote. :(

bokehlicious
05-31-2011, 07:46 AM
"Obviously I should have won"

"I am injured, when I am healthy, I can beat guys like this."

olderer better not f**k this up.

he needs to beat djoker or severly weaken him.

mugboar trolls infesting yet another thread... never seen more insecure people in my life...

Macbrother
05-31-2011, 07:47 AM
When I saw this thread, I thought Dylan had been un-permabanned. Then I saw the date. Too good from an MTF legend :superlol:

Bring back dylan.

I want to vote. :(

:yeah:

I miss dylan. :(

Mimi
05-31-2011, 07:51 AM
:yeah:

I miss dylan. :(

yeah, I miss him too, so funny :tears:

Tom Paulman
05-31-2011, 08:07 AM
When I saw this thread in GM I was excited that dylan was back. And now I see it's an old thread :(

Really, bring back him, Jaap and Glenn. MTF is 50% less entertaining without them.

ExcaliburII
05-31-2011, 08:12 AM
I contacted dylan some time ago, he is done with tennis forever. He stopped gambling, went bankrupcy

Super Djoker
05-31-2011, 09:19 AM
He won,t lose to Monfils'

Sonja1989
05-31-2011, 09:47 AM
What did Federer say after their match at Paris Masters? :p

Vida
05-31-2011, 10:00 AM
'I wanted more days to prepare for Wimbledon'.

BodyServe
05-31-2011, 10:12 AM
"monfils cheated. he wore all black. i couldn't see him on the court"

hahaha :lol:

More seriously, he will bring up the classic back excuse.

qczi
05-31-2011, 10:22 AM
I contacted dylan some time ago, he is done with tennis forever. He stopped gambling, went bankrupcy

according to his twitter he still puts an occasional wager on his beloved sf giants

careergrandslam
05-31-2011, 10:33 AM
who is this dylan guy?

is he some kind of god in here?

why is he so famous?

scarecrows
05-31-2011, 10:33 AM
for a moment i thought they let dylan back :sad:

Mimi
05-31-2011, 10:37 AM
who is this dylan guy?

is he some kind of god in here?

why is he so famous?

he loved Roger and disliked Rafa. At first, i didn't like him for obvious reason (hated rafa) but as time went by, I came to admire his funny side. He is even more superstituous and a crying baby than me, always crying aloud in those live scoring thread, especially when Roger was facing Rafa when Roger just lost a point, or even when he was leading and cried aloud for jumping from a cliff etc when Roger was losing :lol:

careergrandslam
05-31-2011, 10:46 AM
he loved Roger and disliked Rafa. At first, i didn't like him for obvious reason (hated rafa) but as time went by, I came to admire his funny side. He is even more superstituous and a crying baby than me, always crying aloud in those live scoring thread, especially when Roger was facing Rafa when Roger just lost a point, or even when he was leading and cried aloud for jumping from a cliff etc when Roger was losing :lol:

was he real popular in this forum?

was he like an entertainer like fast clay?

Getta
05-31-2011, 10:56 AM
dylan was a sparkling entertainer, not a highly symbolic poet.

scarecrows
05-31-2011, 11:01 AM
dylan is more known as a gambler rather than a Federer fan
he was widely popular for his tennis parlays with matches of 1.1 odds and his jinxing posts and his insults in gamblers lounge

he got banned for racist remarks although it was all in good fun

BTW, he's reading this :worship:

dylan0024 dylan dylan
note to menstennis forums readers.., i have not retired. i am not bankrupt. i am big on nadal and federer to win the french open..unban me

tennis2tennis
05-31-2011, 11:05 AM
got to get ready as frenchie has a good chance to take out swiss muppet

sorry why did he refere to his nationality?

Sophocles
05-31-2011, 11:09 AM
We should turn this thread into a petition to bring Dylan back.

Corey Feldman
05-31-2011, 11:13 AM
dylan24

the man who heckled Melzer at US Open haha

him, jaap and its.like.that - glory days of mtf

Sapeod
05-31-2011, 11:13 AM
monfils cheated. he wore all black. i couldn't see him on the court.
Genius. Without a doubt the best poll option I have ever seen on here.

Dylan needs to be unbanned.

FerrerAndNadal
05-31-2011, 11:20 AM
He'll say, wake up, wakkkeee uppppp, You: "I just had a horrible dream, you lost to Monfils not having 5 MPs." Federer: "Bahahaahahaha that will NEVER happen."