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l_mac
02-14-2008, 10:08 PM
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Until we get a concensus on the name this will have to do :lol:

It's a bittersweet moment for me, starting this thread. I maintained that Nole wasn't worthy of such an honour until he had won a Slam and, sadly, that came to pass earlier this year :sad: Dark times for tennis.

On the upside it will be nice to have somewhere to gleefully celebrate and record his losses. I'll be interested to note how many of his defeats this year are accompanied by a)standing on the baseline, hands on hips (or bent over) barely able to breathe b) much clutching of the lower back c) injury timeouts or are d)clear tanks.

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Nathaliia
02-14-2008, 10:10 PM
I refuse to laugh until thread starter removes the typo from the thread line.

edit, okay I can laugh now :rolls:

Albop
02-14-2008, 10:10 PM
:worship:

Sunset of Age
02-14-2008, 10:12 PM
You forgot the doc coming out to check his blood pressure. :p

l_mac
02-14-2008, 10:14 PM
I refuse to laugh until thread starter removes the typo from the thread line.


There were two awful typos :o Very Embarrassing. :lol:

rocketassist
02-14-2008, 10:14 PM
A few people have nicknamed Novak 'Darth Cheater', so how about 'the vanquishers of Darth Cheater' thread?

Tnn74
02-14-2008, 10:15 PM
:haha: :worship:

Albop
02-14-2008, 10:15 PM
A few people have nicknamed Novak 'Darth Cheater', so how about 'the vanquishers of Darth Cheater' thread?

Its a cool name

rofe
02-14-2008, 10:17 PM
A few people have nicknamed Novak 'Darth Cheater', so how about 'the vanquishers of Darth Cheater' thread?

+1

Props to sawan for that nickname. ;)

Tommy fan
02-14-2008, 10:20 PM
:wavey: :worship:

Kitty de Sade
02-14-2008, 10:23 PM
:spit:

Once again, stellar work from MTF's Queen of Awesome. :yeah: :hug:

l_mac
02-14-2008, 10:24 PM
Castafiore also had a good suggestion in another thread, but I also like the Darth Cheater one.

Maybe Nole is so special that I will change the thread title to suit the nature of his defeats.

If it's a tank, he's Screech not saved by the bell

If he uses mucho timeouts and still loses, he's Darth Cheater

If he's mauled, he can be some sort of animal

etc etc etc

The Freak
02-14-2008, 10:24 PM
:lol:

TMJordan
02-14-2008, 10:25 PM
Castafiore also had a good suggestion in another thread, but I also like the Darth Cheater one.

Maybe Nole is so special that I will change the thread title to suit the nature of his defeats.

If it's a tank, he's Screech not saved by the bell

If he uses mucho timeouts and still loses, he's Darth Cheater

If he's mauled, he can be some sort of animal

etc etc etc

But Screech is cool, Djokovic is not.

DhammaTiger
02-14-2008, 10:27 PM
I don't care even if I am a toad in my next rebirth,I will still come here and join you and laugh. :haha: He deserves my laughing. I can't forget his statement when he lost to rafa in rG, and said he was totally in control.

Nathaliia
02-14-2008, 10:27 PM
My debut in a hate thread, hmm, what do we do here? Why can't he be an animal, like a pig, duck, goat?

l_mac
02-14-2008, 10:28 PM
But Screech is cool, Djokovic is not.

Screech really isn't cool! I bet Nole makes a sex tape when his star is waning, just like Screech did.

And the physical resemblance is uncanny.

Rogiman
02-14-2008, 10:28 PM
Legitimate thread, it's about time.

Good luck with it :hatoff:

Albop
02-14-2008, 10:30 PM
http://www.geocities.com/sbtbsite/screech9.jpg

l_mac
02-14-2008, 10:30 PM
My debut in a hate thread, hmm, what do we do here? Why can't he be an animal, like a pig, duck, goat?

The animal he resembles most is a horse :unsure:

This is your debut?? You never had a little fun in the piggy roasting thread?

Rogiman
02-14-2008, 10:30 PM
My debut in a hate thread, hmm, what do we do here? Why can't he be an animal, like a pig, duck, goat?How about 'The Taming of the Horse' thread?

Kitty de Sade
02-14-2008, 10:30 PM
I bet Nole makes a sex tape when his star is waning, just like Screech did.

I swear, I was running a stop watch, just to see just how long it would take, before we got that out of the way. :tape: :lol:

TMJordan
02-14-2008, 10:31 PM
My debut in a hate thread, hmm, what do we do here? Why can't he be an animal, like a pig, duck, goat?

I think we need to keep the farm animal theme going, how about chicken? because he is such a chicken shit and scared to complete matches if he is losing :p

Albop
02-14-2008, 10:32 PM
The animal he resembles most is a horse :unsure:

This is your debut?? You never had a little fun in the piggy roasting thread?

yeah, he really looks like a horse :p

rocketassist
02-14-2008, 10:32 PM
The Darth one is the best, doesn't always need to be an animal, when Murray gets to 4 in the world and is in the mix he can have 'Smoked haggis'.

TMJordan
02-14-2008, 10:33 PM
He can't be a horse, horses are awesome.

DhammaTiger
02-14-2008, 10:33 PM
But horses are cute and he isn't

~*BGT*~
02-14-2008, 10:38 PM
The Hedgehog Squashers.. :devil:

l_mac
02-14-2008, 10:38 PM
:spit:

Once again, stellar work from MTF's Queen of Awesome. :yeah: :hug:
:spit: OMG, I am so going to ask the mods to change my username :lol: :lol:

Legitimate thread, it's about time.

Good luck with it :hatoff:
Thanks.

I swear, I was running a stop watch, just to see just how long it would take, before we got that out of the way. :tape: :lol:
:lol:

I agree, horses are too cute. Plus, no offense to any of you who eat it, but the thought of searching for horse meat recipes on the net makes me ill. :sad:

FedFan
02-14-2008, 10:39 PM
I think we need to keep the farm animal theme going, how about chicken? because he is such a chicken shit and scared to complete matches if he is losing :p

What about a cock? ;) Because of the way he moves, his head and neck.

TMJordan
02-14-2008, 10:41 PM
What about a cock? ;) Because of the way he moves, his head and neck.

:worship:

Sunset of Age
02-14-2008, 10:41 PM
Legitimate thread, it's about time.

Good luck with it :hatoff:

The animal he resembles most is a horse :unsure:

This is your debut?? You never had a little fun in the piggy roasting thread?

How about 'The Taming of the Horse' thread?

I think we need to keep the farm animal theme going, how about chicken? because he is such a chicken shit and scared to complete matches if he is losing :p

But horses are cute and he isn't

The Hedgehog Squashers.. :devil:

What about a cock? ;) Because of the way he moves, his head and neck.

All been discussed before, folks. Check out this thread (16 pages, no less!) started by Blaze-2004 quite a few months ago: http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=107861 ;)

DhammaTiger
02-14-2008, 10:41 PM
cocks or roosters are pretty cute also.

l_mac
02-14-2008, 10:41 PM
Found Casta's suggestion :haha: :haha:

How about a blowfish sushi thread for Nole?

I read on wikipedia:
" As a defense mechanism, puffers have the ability to inflate rapidly, filling their extremely elastic stomachs with water (or air when outside the water) until they are almost spherical in shape. "
And it's got that sticky thing going for him.

Before: looks cute enough, right?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/77/Puffer_Fish_DSC01257.JPG/250px-Puffer_Fish_DSC01257.JPG
After: the defense mechanism in action:
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:oxKCWFQOjYb5wM:http://www.uncg.edu/ses/courses/compton/Gallery/images/Blowfish.jpg
(It's got that "sticky things coming out of it" aspect going for it)

Kitty de Sade
02-14-2008, 10:43 PM
:spit: OMG, I am so going to ask the mods to change my username :lol: :lol:

I calls 'em like I sees 'em. You are unbelievable, no? ;)

I agree, horses are too cute.

They are beautiful, regal. It cannot be a horse. :awww:

rofe
02-14-2008, 10:45 PM
Found Casta's suggestion :haha: :haha:

I think blowfish has merit.

DhammaTiger
02-14-2008, 10:45 PM
Found Casta's suggestion :haha: :haha:

having seen pufferfishes in real life when I am diving. I second the motion. they do look like him.

Kitty de Sade
02-14-2008, 10:47 PM
Blowfish/Pufferfish?! Oh wow...:haha:

Ole Nole has officially made it to the big leagues. :hatoff:

TMJordan
02-14-2008, 10:50 PM
blowfish :haha:

Aloimeh
02-14-2008, 10:50 PM
Candidates:

Tasmanian devil

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_01/TaziDevilAP_468x546.jpg

Hoatzin

http://www.iwokrama.org/forest/images/hoatzin2.jpg

Tenrec

http://images.wildmadagascar.org/pictures/maroantsetra/1101-0076.jpg

Or Levy
02-14-2008, 10:51 PM
I'll join in. I liked him 8 months ago, but now? I was rooting for Simon all the way.

Can you say DRAMA QUEEN?

DhammaTiger
02-14-2008, 10:52 PM
I'll join in. I liked him 8 months ago, but now? I was rooting for Simon all the way.

Can you say DRAMA QUEEN?

yes you can

Nathaliia
02-14-2008, 10:58 PM
I am the only drama queen in this thread :armed:

Oh, I love the tasmanian devil :tape: but the name isn't cool...

l_mac, no, I've never had fun in Piggy roasting. Beau had.

Clara Bow
02-14-2008, 11:07 PM
I don't care even if I am a toad in my next rebirth,I will still come here and join you and laugh.

Pool Nole- he even makes lovely posters want to forget all about karma. :lol:

I still like sawan's nickmane for Nole- although in my house we call him Beaker - not out of a dislike but rather- he just reminds up of him.

http://www.ma.utexas.edu/users/asalerno/Beaker_muppet.jpg

FedFan
02-14-2008, 11:11 PM
I am the only drama queen in this thread :armed:

Oh, I love the tasmanian devil :tape: but the name isn't cool...

l_mac, no, I've never had fun in Piggy roasting. Beau had.

Cocky roasting thread sounds better than drama queen roasting thread. ;)

In French the animal is called 'le coq'. And there is even a song. "Le coq est mort, le coq est mort.......il ne chante plus cocodi, cocoda." Or something similar. :cool:

DhammaTiger
02-14-2008, 11:11 PM
Pool Nole- he even makes lovely posters want to forget all about karma. :lol:

I still like sawan's nickmane for Nole- although in my house we call him Beaker - not out of a dislike but rather- he just reminds up of him.

http://www.ma.utexas.edu/users/asalerno/Beaker_muppet.jpg

Djokovic makes my suppressed evil side come out. I have to work on it though.

FedFan
02-14-2008, 11:17 PM
Pool Nole- he even makes lovely posters want to forget all about karma. :lol:

I still like sawan's nickmane for Nole- although in my house we call him Beaker - not out of a dislike but rather- he just reminds up of him.

http://www.ma.utexas.edu/users/asalerno/Beaker_muppet.jpg


What about that: Swedish Chef making chicken: :cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylItNtfNzOE&feature=related

scarecrows
02-14-2008, 11:28 PM
present

GonzoFan
02-14-2008, 11:39 PM
I definitely want to join :wavey:

platinum
02-14-2008, 11:53 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

platinum
02-14-2008, 11:58 PM
What about a cock? ;) Because of the way he moves, his head and neck.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Alex999
02-15-2008, 12:10 AM
I knew something good was going to come out of this pathetic Novak's defeat (*tank*, cough, cough..). Oh well, you guys have fun.

Nathaliia
02-15-2008, 12:12 AM
Clara, I think that Djoko is roasting something on your picture. Is it Ivan Dodig? :speakles:

dragon.serbia
02-15-2008, 12:21 AM
Clara, I think that Djoko is roasting something on your picture. Is it Ivan Dodig? :speakles:

No, that's Federer :D

Albop
02-15-2008, 12:25 AM
No, that's Federer :D

go away fool :wavey:

Nathaliia
02-15-2008, 12:26 AM
Pedro, why Shino Miranda doesn't have his roasting thread?

Albop
02-15-2008, 12:28 AM
Pedro, why Shino Miranda doesn't have his roasting thread?

simple.

because he never get roasting, he is just hurry to traffic cosmetics ;) :haha:

Albop
02-15-2008, 12:31 AM
Darth Cheater :rocker:

Magus13
02-15-2008, 01:20 AM
Pool Nole- he even makes lovely posters want to forget all about karma. :lol:

I still like sawan's nickmane for Nole- although in my house we call him Beaker - not out of a dislike but rather- he just reminds up of him.

http://www.ma.utexas.edu/users/asalerno/Beaker_muppet.jpg

Ever since I saw him at that fashion show with his shirt open, he has been known Zoolander.

l_mac
02-15-2008, 01:23 AM
Ever since I saw him at that fashion show with his shirt open, he has been known Zoolander.

No way is Nole worthy to be mentioned in the same breath as Zoolander :bigcry: :mad:

Allure
02-15-2008, 01:24 AM
:haha:

scoobs
02-15-2008, 01:30 AM
No way is Nole worthy to be mentioned in the same breath as Zoolander :bigcry: :mad:
I'd have thought you'd think the less Djokovic threads, the better - even critical ones ;)

Albop
02-15-2008, 06:06 PM
:)

savesthedizzle
02-15-2008, 06:08 PM
Castafiore also had a good suggestion in another thread, but I also like the Darth Cheater one.

Maybe Nole is so special that I will change the thread title to suit the nature of his defeats.

If it's a tank, he's Screech not saved by the bell

If he uses mucho timeouts and still loses, he's Darth Cheater

If he's mauled, he can be some sort of animal

etc etc etc

:rolls: :rolls:

Kitty de Sade
02-15-2008, 06:08 PM
No way is Nole worthy to be mentioned in the same breath as Zoolander :bigcry: :mad:

:haha: :yeah:

I thought the same thing, before I even read your post.

Alex999
02-15-2008, 06:10 PM
I_mac your wish has been granted. Have fun but go easy on our angel Novak, OK :-)

decrepitude
02-15-2008, 06:13 PM
Glad to see the Mods have seen sense and unmerged (is that a word?) the threads.

DhammaTiger
02-15-2008, 06:15 PM
:yippee:

JediFed
02-15-2008, 07:10 PM
One of the other requirements for a 'roasting' thread is that losing must be an event. This is pretty ho hum.

Nathaliia
02-15-2008, 07:30 PM
I wonder for how long we are yet to celebrate that loss to Simon... Novak withdrew from Rotterdam, no tank there :sad:.

Clara Bow
02-15-2008, 07:32 PM
One of the other requirements for a 'roasting' thread is that losing must be an event. This is pretty ho hum.


Have you not visited the piggy roasting thread? There all of Nadal's losses are cheered and even his injuries are met with glee by some people. So why should Nole's thread just be limited to losses that meet certain requirements? ;) I know he is the new king and all....but he should be able to be roasted like other players.

Sunset of Age
02-15-2008, 07:34 PM
Have you not visited the piggy roasting thread? There all of Nadal's losses are cheered and even his injuries are met with glee by some people. So why should Nole's thread just be limited to losses that meet certain requirements? ;) I know he is the new king and all....but he should be able to be roasted like other players.

I'm all for equal opportunities in this particular matter. :angel:

JediFed
02-15-2008, 07:39 PM
Have you not visited the piggy roasting thread? There all of Nadal's losses are cheered and even his injuries are met with glee by some people. So why should Nole's thread just be limited to losses that meet certain requirements? I know he is the new king and all....but he should be able to be roasted like other players.


I have. Nadal loses very infrequently on Hard Courts, and once every 3 years on Clay. His roasting threads are legendary when they happen because he hardly ever loses.

Djokovic on the other hand...

Clara Bow
02-15-2008, 08:11 PM
Yeah- there was a real need for roasting when Nadal retired against Monaco. ;) Rafa never does that well in the last part of the season- in particular on NA hardcourts. So sorry- can't agree with you in that Rafa's losses on hard are sooooo very much rarer than Noles on hard that Nole needs to be buffered in his roasting thread.

What goes for one player should go for another imo. And haven't people been saying that Nole is a better hard court player than Rafa for a while now? I'm not in the mood to give Nole some protection in his roasting thread when others don't get it.

scoobs
02-15-2008, 08:14 PM
Hey you wanna be world number 3 and want to go higher, then you get some roasting when you have to take some roasting - it's part of the territory and if you don't like it, it's much easier when you're below 50 in the rankings.

Metis
02-15-2008, 08:43 PM
Until we get a concensus on the name this will have to do :lol:

It's a bittersweet moment for me, starting this thread. I maintained that Nole wasn't worthy of such an honour until he had won a Slam and, sadly, that came to pass earlier this year :sad: Dark times for tennis.

On the upside it will be nice to have somewhere to gleefully celebrate and record his losses. I'll be interested to note how many of his defeats this year are accompanied by a)standing on the baseline, hands on hips (or bent over) barely able to breathe b) much clutching of the lower back c) injury timeouts or are d)clear tanks.

I didn't see the game today but from reading the comments in the match thread I gather he ticked all four boxes :yeah:

Do we include Davis Cup defeats in these threads? I am loathe to include Davydenko because of the nature of the loss.

2008 Nole Nullifying Roll of Honour

Davydenko (award pending)
Simon :worship:


Linda! :lol: No one deserved to start this thread more than you!

I must say I liked the initial title better otherwise it sounds more like a result thread: The Thread Where People Who Don't Like Nole Come To Laugh About His Defeats :D

Alternatively, since people cannot agree on a particular animal, character etc, I propose we name it 'The Djoko Roasting Thread' and for every loss each poster can be creative and use the animal, character etc of his/her preference and present a feast, funny photo, story, poem, whatever... to express his/her immense joy :lol:.

tennizen
02-15-2008, 08:59 PM
^^ I really liked Casta's suggestion on the blowfish. Maybe there should be a poll

camnation
02-15-2008, 08:59 PM
I propose we name it 'The Djoko Roasting Thread'
Roasting implies that you guys are playful about Nole... the word dislike isn't even appropriate... just call it the Nole Hate Thread and get it over with.

DhammaTiger
02-15-2008, 09:15 PM
Roasting implies that you guys are playful about Nole... the word dislike isn't even appropriate... just call it the Nole Hate Thread and get it over with.

For me hate is a word I can't use with someone I don't know personally, and even then hate is a poison that I don't wish to indulge in. Dislike, roast is ok, because I can dislike someone whose manners, playing style is not up to my liking.

Tnn74
02-15-2008, 10:03 PM
glad to see the threads have been separated :yeah:

Castafiore
02-15-2008, 10:06 PM
Alternatively, since people cannot agree on a particular animal, character etc, I propose we name it 'The Djoko Roasting Thread' and for every loss each poster can be creative and use the animal, character etc of his/her preference and present a feast, funny photo, story, poem, whatever... to express his/her immense joy :lol:.
I think that we should stick with MTF tradition and pick one (instead of having a mixture of animals/characters/things to eat)

scoobs
02-15-2008, 10:10 PM
I still rather like "Djoko-Mocking"

Castafiore
02-15-2008, 10:18 PM
I still rather like "Djoko-Mocking"
No offence but that's too tame.

Clara Bow
02-15-2008, 10:23 PM
Roasting implies that you guys are playful about Nole... the word dislike isn't even appropriate... just call it the Nole Hate Thread and get it over with.

Do you object over the Piggy Roasting thread then? There can be some not always playful things there. Again- if other players can have such threads- why should Nole be immune?

I still would like something with Darth in the title though.

Alex999
02-15-2008, 10:39 PM
Roasting implies that you guys are playful about Nole... the word dislike isn't even appropriate... just call it the Nole Hate Thread and get it over with.

I'm Novak's fan and I don't think this is a hate thread. I just hope people here will come up with something very funny. I always laugh so much when I read hilarious mocking comments about Novak from Escude, I_mac, Sawan, Alomeih, Allure, Clara Bow etc.

Lee
02-15-2008, 10:42 PM
Do you object over the Piggy Roasting thread then? There can be some not always playful things there. Again- if other players can have such threads- why should Nole be immune?

I still would like something with Darth in the title though.

I don't think the poster meant Nole to be immune.

As a Nole fan, I'm just a bit tired with all the varies threads about him. I would rather there's a roasting thread so everyone can put all their negative energies into one instead of a million threads and then mods are forced to read through every single post and figured out whether the threads should be merged or not.

Just be done with it. Have one bashing thread and then figure out whatever name you wanted.

Skyward
02-15-2008, 10:59 PM
Im just curiuos. Have Fed's Goat Cheese and Rabbit something been merged?

Clara Bow
02-15-2008, 11:10 PM
I don't think the poster meant Nole to be immune.

As a Nole fan, I'm just a bit tired with all the varies threads about him. I would rather there's a roasting thread so everyone can put all their negative energies into one instead of a million threads and then mods are forced to read through every single post and figured out whether the threads should be merged or not.

Just be done with it. Have one bashing thread and then figure out whatever name you wanted.

I agree there should be one roasting thread. :) I just think the reason why Linda was concerned is hers was a roasting thread- and Jonathan's was more about his level of success. Meh... I guess it is a matter of semantics. (And I can get annoyingly anal about that- sorry. ;))

And as a Rafa fan- I can empathize with the fatigue of seeing all of the different threads bashing a player. It has calmed down a bit for - but for a while there- complaints about his clothing, his habits, his game, etc., etc. Now Nole has taken the mantle (and Rafa took the mantle from Roddick). It comes with success but should calm down but I imagine is vexing for mods in the process. The piggy roasting thread actually helped a lot- and even as a Rafa fan...I find it fun a lot of the times because a lot of the posters are just being funny and goofy.

Corey Feldman
02-15-2008, 11:15 PM
Nole?

you suck buddy

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0192.gif

JediFed
02-15-2008, 11:16 PM
Yeah- there was a real need for roasting when Nadal retired against Monaco. Rafa never does that well in the last part of the season- in particular on NA hardcourts. So sorry- can't agree with you in that Rafa's losses on hard are sooooo very much rarer than Noles on hard that Nole needs to be buffered in his roasting thread.


The difference being that Hard is Djokovic's best surface while Hard is Nadal's weakest. If we compare Djokovic's performances on Hard to Nadal's on Clay, it's not even comparable. Call us when Djoko does an 80 game win streak on Hard and then we can talk about a roasting thread.


What goes for one player should go for another imo. And haven't people been saying that Nole is a better hard court player than Rafa for a while now? I'm not in the mood to give Nole some protection in his roasting thread when others don't get it.


He hasn't earned it when he loses more often then Nadal on hard, when hard is his best surface.

l_mac
02-16-2008, 12:04 AM
I must say I liked the initial title better otherwise it sounds more like a result thread: The Thread Where People Who Don't Like Nole Come To Laugh About His Defeats :D

I liked that too :lol: Nole haters are too diverse, and not of one mind :mad: :lol:

Roasting implies that you guys are playful about Nole... the word dislike isn't even appropriate... just call it the Nole Hate Thread and get it over with.
BORING.


I don't think the poster meant Nole to be immune.

As a Nole fan, I'm just a bit tired with all the varies threads about him. I would rather there's a roasting thread so everyone can put all their negative energies into one instead of a million threads and then mods are forced to read through every single post and figured out whether the threads should be merged or not.

Just be done with it. Have one bashing thread and then figure out whatever name you wanted.
Why are Nole fans acting like he's getting some sort of raw deal here at MTF? Apart from the hysteria over his parents immediately following his AO win, the hating has been no worse than it was for Nadal or Roddick. As a non Nole fan, I'm sick to death of all the non bashing threads there have been about Nole since the AO. They don't seem to get merged. Jonathan's thread was not a bashing thread and my objection to the merger was that the 2 threads were not the same. Having this thread will not stop other negative threads about Nole appearing in the future. Every "Nadal sucks" thread is not merged into the Piggy Roasting thread.

I agree there should be one roasting thread. :) I just think the reason why Linda was concerned is hers was a roasting thread- and Jonathan's was more about his level of success. Meh... I guess it is a matter of semantics. (And I can get annoyingly anal about that- sorry. ;))

And as a Rafa fan- I can empathize with the fatigue of seeing all of the different threads bashing a player. It has calmed down a bit for - but for a while there- complaints about his clothing, his habits, his game, etc., etc. Now Nole has taken the mantle (and Rafa took the mantle from Roddick). It comes with success but should calm down but I imagine is vexing for mods in the process. The piggy roasting thread actually helped a lot- and even as a Rafa fan...I find it fun a lot of the times because a lot of the posters are just being funny and goofy.
I also like the Piggy roasting thread (most of the time, sometimes it is gross :lol:) If Nadal has another excellent clay season,I'm pretty confident he'll be Public Enemy #1 again. Oh, the fun I'll have asking if all his hating threads can be merged into one mega-hating thread ;)

He hasn't earned it when he loses more often then Nadal on hard, when hard is his best surface.
He's a Slam Champion with a large swell of bad feeling against him at MTF. He's earned it. I've accepted it, and so must you.

There is no more discussion on it.

Thanks very much to Neely for "unmerging" the threads :hugs: Much appreciated :yeah:

sawan66278
02-16-2008, 12:06 AM
+1

Props to sawan for that nickname. ;)

Nickname?

Obviously, you don't know his history. He was once a young actor...whose on court injury "performances" led to his pre-Darth name: Mannequin Lietalker.;):devil:

calvinhobbes
02-16-2008, 12:16 AM
My debut in a hate thread, hmm, what do we do here? Why can't he be an animal, like a pig, duck, goat?

As Rodduck is the original owner of ducks, I would suggest Novak "Goose" Djokovic. There is some ressemblance, but I don´t get which one. Maybe some Disney character that used to concoct funny inventions . . . . .

mamasue
02-16-2008, 01:24 AM
Boiled jackass? Burn something at the stake? Nothing can be too evil for that prick!! :devil: The grosser the better, he deserves it!!

Lee
02-16-2008, 03:03 AM
Why are Nole fans acting like he's getting some sort of raw deal here at MTF? Apart from the hysteria over his parents immediately following his AO win, the hating has been no worse than it was for Nadal or Roddick. As a non Nole fan, I'm sick to death of all the non bashing threads there have been about Nole since the AO. They don't seem to get merged. Jonathan's thread was not a bashing thread and my objection to the merger was that the 2 threads were not the same. Having this thread will not stop other negative threads about Nole appearing in the future. Every "Nadal sucks" thread is not merged into the Piggy Roasting thread.



I am not speaking for other fans here. I am expressing my feeling and I don't recall my post mentioning Nole has a raw deal in MTF. I only said I am tired of all the bashing in all kinds of threads, including the non-bashing thread you mentioned here which I doubt you can disagree.

You said there are nonbashing threads about Nole that are not merged. In the first page, this is the top thread, then Nole's withdrawl from Rotterdam, another about Dubai plus Jonathan's thread that's bumped. His withdrawl happened today, the Dubai thread also started today. They are talking about 2 different tournaments. These are the only 2 threads which are supposed to nonbashing. And if you suggest that those threads to be moved to Nole's forum, I have no objection because then the mod there can remove them with all those bashing in the thread.

The 2nd page, those are score threads and the who's the most arrogant thread (which was not just about Nole). So, which threads should be merged into which?

acionescu
02-16-2008, 08:24 AM
If it was a bashing thread I was hopping to be spare of boring/defensive/dellusional/angry/explanatory/unlightening posts by Nole's fans.But nowhere's safe nowdays! Call him what you want, I won't visit any thread with Nole, Nole's parents, Nole's country, Nole's shadow, etc in it. I'm so sick of him and his fans!

refero*fervens
02-16-2008, 10:13 AM
http://www.nightmarefactory.com/JA91.jpg
^^^
Black, fuzzy hair, flexible, and not loved by very many :sad:. The one pictured is fake as well. :p

Bascule
02-17-2008, 12:41 AM
Nickname?

Obviously, you don't know his history. He was once a young actor...whose on court injury "performances" led to his pre-Darth name: Mannequin Lietalker.;):devil:

Mannequin Lietalker?! Sounds like he's a lawyer, not a tennis player. :devil:

sawan66278
02-17-2008, 01:13 AM
Mannequin Lietalker?! Sounds like he's a lawyer, not a tennis player. :devil:

Hmm? Do you know any attorneys? I'm sorry.;)

RonE
02-17-2008, 03:48 AM
Wow 7 pages already just for one loss at an optional event :worship:

Must be a new all time MTF high.

TMJordan
02-17-2008, 04:11 AM
Can somebody tell me which one is Djokovic? :D

http://www.funny-movies.org/Soccer-players-fake-injury__uVim7rjfKOQ.html

Bascule
02-17-2008, 12:22 PM
Hmm? Do you know any attorneys? I'm sorry.;)

Hmmm...I know a lot of them. And they are liers by default. :p
And I know one attorney (so far) who's looking like mannequin.;)

You're sorry for what???:confused:

sawan66278
02-17-2008, 04:12 PM
Hmmm...I know a lot of them. And they are liers by default. :p
And I know one attorney (so far) who's looking like mannequin.;)

You're sorry for what???:confused:

Like Mannequin? You mean, taking injury timeouts in court?;)

Bascule
02-17-2008, 04:37 PM
Like Mannequin? You mean, taking injury timeouts in court?;)

No! I mean just LOOKING like mannequin and I don't believe this attorney is good enough in tennis to have that opportunity, but in court, probably (all attorneys take care of their self-interests), like taking injury timeouts to go to cinema watching some new exciting thriller which will warm his blood.;)

Metis
02-17-2008, 06:40 PM
Why does everyone keep quoting the post of that obviously disturbed guy? All replies are probably going to be deleted together with the original post anyway.


Nice way to introduce yourself yellowboy906 :rolleyes:.

Kitty de Sade
02-17-2008, 07:50 PM
Stop yourself now, yellowboy- you won't like where this ends up. :)

Alex999
02-17-2008, 07:50 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

My favourite part is the bit about Nadal looking gay in my avatar :haha: I bet he's sorry now he grew his hair that long :haha:

Seriously now I am :bigcry: yellowboy has made me have a long hard look at myself and I don't like what I see :sad: From now on I will ask myself the hard questions before I post anything about Nole.

-Am I just posting this because Nole "kissed my mother's pussy"?
-Does anyone really care what I think about Nole, and if not, why post?
-Would I be better off spending my time thinking about sucking Nadal's dick?

:haha::haha::haha: Too good.

l_mac
02-17-2008, 07:53 PM
Wow 7 pages already just for one loss at an optional event :worship:

Must be a new all time MTF high.

Jealous? :p

Sadly only about 18 posts are actually about the Marseille defeat and the rest are about the (still undecided) thread name and back and forths between Nole fans and his detractors. I'm going to stop making attempts to justify Nole "bashing" and I hope that Nole's fans don't feel the need to whine constantly on this thread about Djoko's poor treatment. Every fanbase understands the frustration of seeing hundreds of negative posts about their favourite, but on threads like this you need to let it go and hopefully take the bashing in the light-hearted manner it is intended (from the majority of posters)

DhammaTiger
02-17-2008, 08:01 PM
Jealous? :p

Sadly only about 18 posts are actually about the Marseille defeat and the rest are about the (still undecided) thread name and back and forths between Nole fans and his detractors. I'm going to stop making attempts to justify Nole "bashing" and I hope that Nole's fans don't fell the need to whine constantly on this thread about Djoko's poor treatment. Every fanbase understands the frustration of seeing hundreds of negative posts about their favourite, but on threads like this you need to let it go and hopefully take the bashing in the light-hearted manner it is intended (from the majority of posters)

:yeah:

wildegirl05
02-17-2008, 08:01 PM
:woohoo: finally! if there is a poll, my vote goes for that blowfish idea.

i'm confuzzled on one thing - this is not just specific to marseilles right? that's just a placeholder title until we decide on a roasting thread title?

l_mac
02-17-2008, 08:03 PM
:woohoo: finally! if there is a poll, my vote goes for that blowfish idea.

i'm confuzzled on one thing - this is not just specific to marseilles right? that's just a placeholder title until we decide on a roasting thread title?

I just changed the thread title to clear up this confusion.

wildegirl05
02-17-2008, 08:06 PM
I just changed the thread title to clear up this confusion.

:yeah: cool beans! i shall now resume gloating :D :banana:

sawan66278
02-17-2008, 09:31 PM
No! I mean just LOOKING like mannequin and I don't believe this attorney is good enough in tennis to have that opportunity, but in court, probably (all attorneys take care of their self-interests), like taking injury timeouts to go to cinema watching some new exciting thriller which will warm his blood.;)

:haha::haha::yeah:How did you know?

Yellowboy scares me...:sad:

Herdwick
02-17-2008, 09:38 PM
Jealous? :p

Sadly only about 18 posts are actually about the Marseille defeat and the rest are about the (still undecided) thread name and back and forths between Nole fans and his detractors. I'm going to stop making attempts to justify Nole "bashing" and I hope that Nole's fans don't feel the need to whine constantly on this thread about Djoko's poor treatment. Every fanbase understands the frustration of seeing hundreds of negative posts about their favourite, but on threads like this you need to let it go and hopefully take the bashing in the light-hearted manner it is intended (from the majority of posters)

Oh believe me we can and do....into every life a little rain must fall. Can't quite believe anyone's making a deal about the Marseille loss - would have thought he'd have to lose very infrequently and only at major events to generate this type of thread. Am sure he'd be flattered...if his ego is as big as alleged.

Like the blowfish idea incidentally....

Alex999
02-17-2008, 09:57 PM
I_mac you can pretend here but I know you secretly adore Nole ;). A bird from MTF told me that this was made for you, right :wavey:?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jbdqYCqcyYM

l_mac
02-17-2008, 10:04 PM
Inspired by Nole's official site :hearts:

http://www.novak-djokovic.com/

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8807/nolebanner2ct9.jpg

I don't have the patience to perfect it :(

l_mac
02-17-2008, 10:07 PM
Oh believe me we can and do....into every life a little rain must fall. Can't quite believe anyone's making a deal about the Marseille loss - would have thought he'd have to lose very infrequently and only at major events to generate this type of thread. Am sure he'd be flattered...if his ego is as big as alleged.

Like the blowfish idea incidentally....

:rolleyes: He "deserves" the thread - he's a Slam Champ with a lot of haters. Are you under the impression that Nadal and Roddick only lose at major events :retard:

I_mac you can pretend here but I know you secretly adore Nole ;). A bird from MTF told me that this was made for you, right :wavey:?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jbdqYCqcyYM

:mad: l_mac. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

elessar
02-18-2008, 08:21 PM
Linda your banner definitely deserves to be on page 1 :worship:

DhammaTiger
02-18-2008, 09:03 PM
Linda the banner is stupendous :haha:

Metis
02-18-2008, 09:09 PM
Inspired by Nole's official site :hearts:

http://www.novak-djokovic.com/

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8807/nolebanner2ct9.jpg


:spit: The comparison with the official website is priceless. :rolls:

FerrersLinda
02-18-2008, 09:09 PM
I've been gone from MTF for a week and this is the pressy I find when I came back.:yippee:

Love it Linda:worship:

Btw, the Djokester always kinda makes me think of a toilet-brush.:p

scoobs
02-18-2008, 09:29 PM
I do like the title of this thread - simple, direct, funny. The Thread Where We Laugh When Nole Loses.

Brilliant ;)

l_mac
02-18-2008, 09:44 PM
Linda your banner definitely deserves to be on page 1 :worship:

Linda the banner is stupendous :haha:

:spit: The comparison with the official website is priceless. :rolls:

I've been gone from MTF for a week and this is the pressy I find when I came back.:yippee:

Love it Linda:worship:

Btw, the Djokester always kinda makes me think of a toilet-brush.:p

I do like the title of this thread - simple, direct, funny. The Thread Where We Laugh When Nole Loses.

Brilliant ;)
:hatoff: Thanks. Unless any of you were being sarcastic. :lol:

elessar suggested a new pic for the banner, and I have put the updated banner in the 1st post. Which do you think is best?

It'd be a shame not to use the thread when Nole isn't playing. I still don't like him, even when he's inactive :)

I'd like to nominate Roger Federer as Honorary Thread President :worship: He has an admirable attitude toward Nole.

And despite the rapid ascension on Djokovic over the last 12 months he says that he still sees Nadal as his main rival.

"Right now I guess there are two with Djokovic winning the Australian Open but my biggest rival is Rafael Nadal.

"After all he is a great competitor and a great champion and already at his young age to have three Grand Slam titles it's an incredible achievement.

"He is definitely my number one rival."

:haha: :worship:

scoobs
02-18-2008, 09:52 PM
Roger said today when discussing his Laureus Award and the youngsters coming up and Nole winning the Australian Open:

He pretty much said "well it's about time they did something"

:lol:

Perfect honorary president.

Lee
02-18-2008, 10:49 PM
:yeah: an official one.

:lol: at the banner.

Clara Bow
02-18-2008, 11:11 PM
Linda- that banner is high-larious. I especially like the pic that goes with "charmless fool." His website really is so mockable. Anytime you declare someone to have irrestible charm- those who can resist will want to make their voices heard.

I also like the title of the thread. :D

scoobs
02-18-2008, 11:14 PM
Linda your banner is absolutely genius

:worship:

cobalt60
02-18-2008, 11:14 PM
I go away for about a week and I see that I am missing the point :p

l_mac
02-18-2008, 11:57 PM
I go away for about a week and I see that I am missing the point :p

:secret:We don't like Nole.

cobalt60
02-18-2008, 11:59 PM
:secret:We don't like Nole.

yes I know I was being facetious. And guess what? I don't care that you all don't like Nole:p I am neutral.

l_mac
02-19-2008, 12:04 AM
yes I know I was being facetious. And guess what? I don't care that you all don't like Nole:p I am neutral.

I know you know, I was being facetious too :p

Neutral is a good way to be. I was on my way there after the outpouring of hate that greeted his AO win, but thankfully I've found my way back.

Tnn74
02-19-2008, 12:04 AM
:haha: the banner! :worship:

scoobs
02-19-2008, 12:05 AM
I don't hate him, or really dislike him - but sometimes I want to laugh at his losses too :)

cobalt60
02-19-2008, 12:07 AM
I know you know, I was being facetious too :p

Neutral is a good way to be. I was on my way there after the outpouring of hate that greeted his AO win, but thankfully I've found my way back.

:ras: and I knew that you knew that I knew :p
I get the last word ok? :)

cobalt60
02-19-2008, 12:08 AM
I don't hate him, or really dislike him - but sometimes I want to laugh at his losses too :)

I just laugh :yippee:

platinum
02-19-2008, 01:42 AM
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/83/nolebanner4wi9.jpg


OMG :lol:

Kitty de Sade
02-19-2008, 01:51 AM
Pretty talented, this Linda. :hatoff: ;)

sawan66278
02-19-2008, 03:30 AM
Linda...that work is worthy of post of the year consideration.:haha::haha::haha:

rofe
02-19-2008, 03:31 AM
Novak in a fetal position is just priceless. :lol:

Alex999
02-19-2008, 04:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiuimDNlyuQ

acionescu
02-19-2008, 11:14 AM
OMG That "charmless fool" picture! :haha: I suppose is from a Sharapova imitation but taken out from the context is just hilarious! :lol: And this picture was on his website as an exemplification of his charm? :help:

Farenhajt
02-19-2008, 11:47 AM
And this picture was on his website as an exemplification of his charm? :help:

Nole bashers obviously love to leave their brains (if any) at home :retard: The caption is i_mac's attempt at sarcasm :rolleyes:

tennizen
02-19-2008, 02:59 PM
Nole bashers obviously love to leave their brains (if any) at home :retard: The caption is i_mac's attempt at sarcasm :rolleyes:

It's l_mac. Looks like you got upset. If so the banner has served its purpose:lol: J/K!

l_mac
02-19-2008, 03:32 PM
OMG That "charmless fool" picture! :haha: I suppose is from a Sharapova imitation but taken out from the context is just hilarious! :lol: And this picture was on his website as an exemplification of his charm? :help:

:lol: No that picture wasn't on his site. The home page of his official site was my inspiration :hearts: http://www.novak-djokovic.com

Nole bashers obviously love to leave their brains (if any) at home :retard: The caption is i_mac's attempt at sarcasm :rolleyes:

:haha: :haha: i_mac. You're such a baby! :hug:

acionescu
02-19-2008, 03:36 PM
:lol: No that picture wasn't on his site. The home page of his official site was my inspiration :hearts: http://www.novak-djokovic.com


I did not visit his official site! :sad: I have my shortcomings and, as Farenhajt stated, my brain does not help me, either! I don't like Novak, I must be stupid, for sure! :rolleyes:

Farenhajt
02-19-2008, 04:01 PM
:lol: No that picture wasn't on his site. The home page of his official site was my inspiration :hearts: http://www.novak-djokovic.com



:haha: :haha: i_mac. You're such a baby! :hug:

But honey, iMac is a paradigm of excellence, you should be proud of your nickname being disregarded - and I know this escallation of the "Joan McArc of Les Hateurs Nolliques" role is just temporary, till Nole gets healthy and Squarekilt sinks back down to his regular muggish oblivion (after that you'll be all about the ass again) :hug:

l_mac
02-19-2008, 04:03 PM
But honey, iMac is a paradigm of excellence, you should be proud of your nickname being disregarded - and I know this escallation of the "Joan McArc of Les Hateurs Nolliques" is just temporary, till Nole gets healthy and Squarekilt sinks back down to his regular muggish oblivion (after that you'll be all about the ass again) :hug:

HEY! I'm always all about the ass :mad:

:p

FerrersLinda
02-19-2008, 04:18 PM
:wavey: Farenhajt

I was waiting for you to show up. Now lets show everybody you are a nice person with a sense of humor.:) In other words: don't get so worked up.

Farenhajt
02-19-2008, 04:28 PM
:wavey: Farenhajt

I was waiting for you to show up. Now lets show everybody you are a nice person with a sense of humor.:) In other words: don't get so worked up.

Why would we show that to anyone? Better to show everybody you are a well-bred person who knows how to mind her own Dutch business :wavey:

FerrersLinda
02-19-2008, 04:38 PM
Why would we show that to anyone? Better to show everybody you are a well-bred person who knows how to mind her own Dutch business :wavey:

:sad: I'm not well-bred:sad:

Seriously Farenhajt I didn't mean to p*** you off. All I was trying to say was that it would be great and you would probably gain some respect if you could be a little less uptight about your idol. We know you love Nole and that's fine. But you have to realise there are people who don't and that's fine too.:)

KitinovRules
02-19-2008, 04:39 PM
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/83/nolebanner4wi9.jpg



:

I think that is no bad at all if you post another photo with a sig - Runs like a rabbit :)

Maybe someone thinks starting www " Anti Faker Clan"???? I am sure that there will be thousands of hits in the first couple of days :)

Farenhajt
02-19-2008, 04:46 PM
Don't be sucked into GWH's web of lies. I am not just about the ass

HEY! I'm always all about the ass

It seems that you're as consistent as Squarekilt is. Must be a Scottish thing :rolleyes:

Farenhajt
02-19-2008, 04:49 PM
...if you could be a little less uptight about your idol.

You mean, "if you could leave the haters alone to hate to their heart's content". Well, the haters won't leave ME (and my fellow fans) to relish to our heart's content, so we must return the favour :bowsandexits:

(A lesson from [probably] an older person: you don't earn respect by sucking up to the people and playing dumb, so thanks, not interested in gaining "your" kind of respect around here.)

Clara Bow
02-19-2008, 04:54 PM
Geeze, someone hasn't been around MTF long enough to realize that there have been such threads about Hewitt, Roddick, Rafa, etc. ;)

It would be like R=FK started posting all over the Piggy Roasting thread and then started insulting all of the posters and calling them brainless because they were just trying to have a giggle. Sheesh. He had a kinda odd humor though so I can't imagine him doing that.


Ferrer's Linda- you have my respect. :)

Nole has to realize that the banner in his website is so very, very mockable. Granted- I know he is not the one putting it up- but it is worth a giggle. Almost as funny as Lopez's site a couple of years back when it was just beefcake shots

tennizen
02-19-2008, 04:58 PM
You mean, "if you could leave the haters alone to hate to their heart's content". Well, the haters won't leave ME (and my fellow fans) to relish to our heart's content, so we must return the favour :bowsandexits:

(A lesson from [probably] an older person: you don't earn respect by sucking up to the people and playing dumb, so thanks, not interested in gaining "your" kind of respect around here.)

You give free lessons too:lol::woohoo:

FerrersLinda
02-19-2008, 05:02 PM
You mean, "if you could leave the haters alone to hate to their heart's content". Well, the haters won't leave ME (and my fellow fans) to relish to our heart's content, so we must return the favour :bowsandexits:

(A lesson from [probably] an older person: you don't earn respect by sucking up to the people and playing dumb, so thanks, not interested in gaining "your" kind of respect around here.)

Okay, if that's what you want fine.:shrug:

If you are saying you think I'm a young girl, I'm so gonna take the compliment. Thanks :kiss:

It is like R=FK started posting all over the Piggy Roasting thread and then started insulting all of the posters and calling them brainless because they were just trying to have a giggle. Sheesh. He had a kinda odd humor though so I can't imagine him doing that.

Ferrer's Linda- you have my respect. :)

Nole has to realize that the banner in his website is so very, very mockable.

Thank you.:hug:

Herdwick
02-19-2008, 05:46 PM
Nole has to realize that the banner in his website is so very, very mockable. Granted- I know he is not the one putting it up- but it is worth a giggle. Almost as funny as Lopez's site a couple of years back when it was just beefcake shots

Come on it's his site - bearing in mind it's hosted in Serbia he must have OK'd it. Must say first time I saw it I cringed...

l_mac
02-19-2008, 09:16 PM
It seems that you're as consistent as Squarekilt is. Must be a Scottish thing :rolleyes:

:lol:

Context, Fairweather, context.

I thought you were meaning "the ass" as a nickname for Rafa. And TAFKAGeorgeWHitler was meaning that I have no interest in tennis beyond Nadal's ass.

My interest in tennis stretches beyond Rafa's ass, but he is most definitely my #1 interest.

Does that make sense?

You mean, "if you could leave the haters alone to hate to their heart's content". Well, the haters won't leave ME (and my fellow fans) to relish to our heart's content, so we must return the favour :bowsandexits:

:rolleyes: Start a Nole relishing thread and I GUARANTEE I won't come near it. Oh, wait. You have a whole forum for such things. :secret:It's sneakily called "Novak Djokovic Message Board."

Alex999
02-19-2008, 10:16 PM
OMG I_Mac what's wrong with Fed's hair in your avi :haha:. Is that really his hair (photoshop)?

Corey Feldman
02-19-2008, 10:26 PM
Someone give Farenhajt a hanky for all that crying :rolleyes:

platinum
02-19-2008, 10:50 PM
I like Nole BUT the Desperate famewhore pic looks like Djokovic impersonating giving a blowjob :p

elessar
02-19-2008, 10:52 PM
Well, the haters won't leave ME (and my fellow fans) to relish to our heart's content, so we must return the favour :bowsandexits:

Little advice, when looking for a place to "relish to your heart content" about Nole, it's better not to go to a thread called "the thread where we laugh when Nole loses"...
And please stop acting Djoko's being singled out for abuse when just about every GS champion has his very own hate thread...

Someone give Farenhajt a hanky for all that crying :rolleyes:
:lol:reminds me of Sondraj complaining non stop in the piggy roasting thread

Corey Feldman
02-19-2008, 10:58 PM
:lol: Sondraj, what a character

Corey Feldman
02-19-2008, 11:49 PM
Damien: The Omen :scared:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/938/babydjokobu3.jpg

Alex999
02-19-2008, 11:54 PM
Damien: The Omen :scared:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/938/babydjokobu3.jpg

:haha::haha::haha: Escude you are evil, lol.

helgagonzalez
02-20-2008, 12:01 AM
Damien: The Omen :scared:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/938/babydjokobu3.jpg

:haha: :haha:

I_mac, kudos to you! I love this thread! ;)

FerrersLinda
02-20-2008, 12:07 AM
Damien: The Omen :scared:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/938/babydjokobu3.jpg

:clap2::clap2::clap2:

DhammaTiger
02-20-2008, 01:07 PM
Damien: The Omen :scared:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/938/babydjokobu3.jpg

:haha:

Grofica
02-20-2008, 06:57 PM
will moderates react on this? laughing at Nole as much as you want is fine by me but laughing at his little brother who is not proffesional tennis player nor GS winner is not right.... or posting his picture with ''Damien: The Omen'' .......

TheBoiledEgg
02-20-2008, 07:15 PM
will moderates react on this? laughing at Nole as much as you want is fine by me but laughing at his little brother who is not proffesional tennis player nor GS winner is not right.... or posting his picture with ''Damien: The Omen'' .......

cant u take a joke :o

Damien :rolls:

Alex999
02-20-2008, 07:19 PM
will moderates react on this? laughing at Nole as much as you want is fine by me but laughing at his little brother who is not proffesional tennis player nor GS winner is not right.... or posting his picture with ''Damien: The Omen'' .......

It's a baby Novak's pic. It's NOT his brother.

DhammaTiger
02-20-2008, 08:04 PM
Some Djokovic fans are so thin skinned :haha:
The Damien comparison is so funny :haha:

~Jin~
02-21-2008, 06:41 AM
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/83/nolebanner4wi9.jpg

Until we get a concensus on the name this will have to do :lol:

It's a bittersweet moment for me, starting this thread. I maintained that Nole wasn't worthy of such an honour until he had won a Slam and, sadly, that came to pass earlier this year :sad: Dark times for tennis.

On the upside it will be nice to have somewhere to gleefully celebrate and record his losses. I'll be interested to note how many of his defeats this year are accompanied by a)standing on the baseline, hands on hips (or bent over) barely able to breathe b) much clutching of the lower back c) injury timeouts or are d)clear tanks.

I didn't see the game today but from reading the comments in the match thread I gather he ticked all four boxes :yeah:

Do we include Davis Cup defeats in these threads? I am loathe to include Davydenko because of the nature of the loss.

2008 Nole Nullifying Roll of Honour

Davydenko (award pending)
Simon :worship:

:worship:

Nathaliia
02-21-2008, 09:57 AM
Great this picture :p. Anyway where is the thread where we can laugh at Murray :confused:

bokehlicious
02-21-2008, 10:03 AM
Anyway where is the thread where we can laugh at Murray :confused:

Let the kid win a major first... :)

The Pro
02-21-2008, 04:20 PM
I heart this thread!

Also The Djoke does look like Beaker from the Muppets. Ha!

Or Tidyup, from Stoppit and Tidyup.

platinum
02-21-2008, 06:28 PM
Damien: The Omen :scared:

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/938/babydjokobu3.jpg

:rolls:

Grofica
02-21-2008, 06:31 PM
It's a baby Novak's pic. It's NOT his brother.

I am .... :retard:

I will leave now.....

cant u take a joke :o

Damien :rolls:

I can take joke as long as joke isn't too offending.....and when I'd tought it's his brother I found it offensive but since it is Novak.....laugh as all you want :)

The Pro
02-21-2008, 06:47 PM
We SHOULD make fun of The Djoker's brothers.

They obviously have missing chromosomes. :retard::silly:

Alex999
02-21-2008, 07:01 PM
We SHOULD make fun of The Djoker's brothers.

They obviously have missing chromosomes. :retard::silly:

Now you are pushing it. Leave his brothers alone. :mad:

Grofica
02-21-2008, 07:03 PM
We SHOULD make fun of The Djoker's brothers.

They obviously have missing chromosomes. :retard::silly:

pushing.......

The Pro
02-21-2008, 07:24 PM
I don't see why it's pushing, it's a flipping message board. There's no law against it.

Player's family have often been fair game. If his lil bros are gonna bask in Nole's reflected glory then they;re gonna have to bask in his reflected putrescence as well. :devil:

rocketassist
03-07-2008, 04:54 PM
bump :p

l_mac
03-07-2008, 04:55 PM
:woohoo: :woohoo:

What humiliation for Future Golden GOAT!!!!

Losing to the same mug as LoserAss :haha: :haha: :haha:

Andy Roddick, I salute you!

scarecrows
03-07-2008, 04:58 PM
MM Dubai was not in the future plans of the GOAT anyway

zcess81
03-07-2008, 04:59 PM
Having fun I_Mac...well you'll have a few of those days in a year, but don't get used to it it's not gonna happen too often. Roddick played well though. Personally I don't like him, but he can still beat top guys on his day.

Nathaliia
03-07-2008, 05:00 PM
He will focus on the big events, not MM tournaments where even Davydenko fixes from 5-2 up.

rofe
03-07-2008, 05:00 PM
Now we need Novak to be equated to an animal. I vote for puffer fish so we can have some sushi.

tennizen
03-07-2008, 05:00 PM
Nole :haha:

Nothing to be ashamed of losing to Roddick:hug:

l_mac
03-07-2008, 05:00 PM
Having fun I_Mac...well you'll have a few of those days in a year, but don't get used to it it's not gonna happen too often. Roddick played well though, and served very good. Personally I don't like him, but he can still beat top guys on his day.

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I also laugh at his moronic tards!!

anon57
03-07-2008, 05:02 PM
:haha::haha:Oh darn and here I though Djokovic wasn't going to lose another set let alone a match this year. I should have know he didn't care for a MM event like Dubai

mangoes
03-07-2008, 05:03 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Andy delivered today:hug:

dylan24
03-07-2008, 05:04 PM
novak a 1 slam wonder like tojo

Zaba
03-07-2008, 05:04 PM
Stick to your knitting Nole. I mean that literally.

decrepitude
03-07-2008, 05:05 PM
Is it time to start a Djokotard Excuse Book thread?

Jaap
03-07-2008, 05:05 PM
Djoko is overrated.

Lost money but in a way glad that the Serbian sucker lost today.

rocketassist
03-07-2008, 05:05 PM
A roll of honour those who have vanquished the sith lord since he was proclaimed as future GOAT:

2007:

Roger Federer (Australian Open, Dubai, US Open)
Mikhail Youzhny (Marseille and Rotterdam)
Rafael Nadal (Indian Wells, Rome, Roland Garros, Wimbledon and TMC)
David Ferrer (Monte Carlo and TMC)
Carlos Moya (Hamburg and Cincinnati)
Arnaud Clement (London/Queen's Club)
Viktor Troicki (Umag)
David Nalbandian (Madrid)
Fabrice Santoro (Paris AMS)
Richard Gasquet (TMC)

2008:

Nikolay Davydenko (Davis Cup)
Gilles Simon (Marseille)
Andy Roddick (Dubai)


i_mac you should put this list in the first post of the thread :lol: Fed and Nadal have their list of roasters, here's Nole's :p

l_mac
03-07-2008, 05:06 PM
A roll of honour those who have vanquished the sith lord since he was proclaimed as future GOAT:

2007:

Roger Federer (Australian Open, Dubai, US Open)
Mikhail Youzhny (Marseille and Rotterdam)
Rafael Nadal (Indian Wells, Rome, Roland Garros, Wimbledon and TMC)
David Ferrer (Monte Carlo and TMC)
Carlos Moya (Hamburg and Cincinnati)
Arnaud Clement (London/Queen's Club)
Viktor Troicki (Umag)
David Nalbandian (Madrid)
Fabrice Santoro (Paris AMS)
Richard Gasquet (TMC)

2008:

Nikolay Davydenko (Davis Cup)
Gilles Simon (Marseille)
Andy Roddick (Dubai)


i_mac you should put this list in the first post of the thread :lol: Fed and Nadal have their list of roasters, here's Nole's :p


I have this year's HEROES in the first post :p because I only count defeats from when he became a salm champ. Before that he was just another player.

wildegirl05
03-07-2008, 05:06 PM
such a sweet, sweet match on so many satisfying levels :D

l_mac
03-07-2008, 05:07 PM
Is it time to start a Djokotard Excuse Book thread?

Yes! Do it!

If I start it, it will be deleted :rolleyes:

elessar
03-07-2008, 05:11 PM
Nole :haha:

Nothing to be ashamed of losing to Roddick:hug:
:lol: Hema that was so sly !
:woohoo: I'm getting a new Andy Roddick avatar
Yes! Do it!

If I start it, it will be deleted :rolleyes:
now why would you say something like that :awww:

rocketassist
03-07-2008, 05:16 PM
Yeah but including guys like Troicki make it hilarious. Nadal/Fed never lost to those guys.

KitinovRules
03-07-2008, 05:17 PM
Well, well, well.......

Now the Faketards and Serbtards are going to go with excuse like he tank it, when he served somebody in the audience whisled or farted ..... Oh yes, he tank it . Believe in that. :)
And the main problem is that he didn't took medical timeout this time.
That is the main reason why he lost today.

In a serious note I am very glad that Andy is starting to find his game finally,with this kind of serving and solid strokes from the ground he will be quite a threat in IW and Florida.

Albop
03-07-2008, 05:20 PM
hhahaha su funny :haha:

vincayou
03-07-2008, 05:20 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thanks to the duck.

GonzoFan
03-07-2008, 05:42 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

hra87
03-07-2008, 05:46 PM
I want to revel in Djoko's humiliation as well! Anyone who loses to the duck...:tape:

Oh wait...

Nathaliia
03-07-2008, 05:47 PM
holy crap, people are having today diarrhea of threads on Nole :tape:

TMJordan
03-07-2008, 05:48 PM
Vamos Andy

l_mac
03-07-2008, 05:49 PM
holy crap, people are having today diarrhea of threads on Nole :tape:

The Noletrolls deserve it after the crap they've dished out this week. :p

Corey Feldman
03-07-2008, 06:38 PM
This GOAT, is good

maybe he should phone Fed and Murray for tips on how to beat A-Rod

:lol:

The Pro
03-07-2008, 06:47 PM
Ahahahahahahahaha...ha.

I HEART THIS THREAD :D

JediFed
03-07-2008, 06:53 PM
I still don't think he deserves a thread like this. Losing is supposed to be an event, and Djoko loses too often on his best surface.

The Pro
03-07-2008, 06:58 PM
These threads grant important perspective. For every action (tards) these has to be an equal and opposite reaction (the roasting thread).

Thus balance is maintained, good and evil fight on and the wheel of life goes round and round....

NikolaBGD
03-07-2008, 07:03 PM
:worship: this tread :worship:

All scottish fans are amazing, their pasion for tennis are even worse(better;) )than serbian fans...

Linda, Pro, Escude...:smooch:

NinaNina19
03-07-2008, 07:12 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Beat
03-07-2008, 07:57 PM
I'll be interested to note how many of his defeats this year are accompanied by a)standing on the baseline, hands on hips (or bent over) barely able to breathe b) much clutching of the lower back c) injury timeouts or are d)clear tanks.

:lol:

a) could certainly be checked today.

Tommy fan
03-07-2008, 08:08 PM
:haha: Nole :haha: :wavey:

The Pro
03-07-2008, 10:58 PM
:worship: this tread :worship:

All scottish fans are amazing, their pasion for tennis are even worse(better;) )than serbian fans...

Linda, Pro, Escude...:smooch:

We aim to please. ;)

platinum
03-08-2008, 12:31 AM
:haha:

platinum
03-08-2008, 12:36 AM
I want to revel in Djoko's humiliation as well! Anyone who loses to the duck...:tape:

Oh wait...


Yeah when Rafa lost to Andy they all said that only finished players lose to Andy.... So is Nole finished too? :rolleyes:

CyBorg
03-08-2008, 12:46 AM
http://www.seomoz.org/images/upload/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

I♥PsY@Mus!c
03-08-2008, 03:54 AM
I love this thread! :drink::aparty::woohoo:

Skyward
03-08-2008, 04:00 AM
This GOAT, is good

maybe he should phone Fed and Murray for tips on how to beat A-Rod


http://bestsmileys.com/lol/22.gif

Mimi
03-08-2008, 04:22 AM
great choice and design, but its not too good for health if you really hate a person who you don't know so much :p, hetter use your enegy to support the losing rafa instead of cursing him when he is not winning ;)

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/83/nolebanner4wi9.jpg

Until we get a concensus on the name this will have to do :lol:

It's a bittersweet moment for me, starting this thread. I maintained that Nole wasn't worthy of such an honour until he had won a Slam and, sadly, that came to pass earlier this year :sad: Dark times for tennis.

On the upside it will be nice to have somewhere to gleefully celebrate and record his losses. I'll be interested to note how many of his defeats this year are accompanied by a)standing on the baseline, hands on hips (or bent over) barely able to breathe b) much clutching of the lower back c) injury timeouts or are d)clear tanks.

I didn't see the game today but from reading the comments in the match thread I gather he ticked all four boxes :yeah:

Do we include Davis Cup defeats in these threads? I am loathe to include Davydenko because of the nature of the loss.

2008 Nole Nullifying Roll of Honour

Davydenko (award pending) *Davis Cup
Simon :worship: *Marseille 2nd Rd
Roddick :haha: :haha: :haha: *Dubai SF

krystlel
03-08-2008, 05:21 AM
That mock graphic of Djokovic's official home page is great. :lol:

Voo de Mar
03-08-2008, 07:32 AM
:haha: What a thread! I love this forum :couple:

DartMarcus
03-08-2008, 07:52 AM
I love this thread!!!

Bibberz
03-08-2008, 08:01 AM
http://www.seomoz.org/images/upload/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

Why does Nelson look like he's about to cry? That doesn't seem right....

Hunny
03-08-2008, 11:32 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAH joker, you are finished:D

Black Adam
03-08-2008, 11:45 AM
This is the funniest thread around. It's got more potential than the duck Hunting or Potato roasters or the Goat Cheese threads mainly because the arrogance and dimwitedness of Nole's fanboys give this thread a deeper meaning and more excitement.

The Pro
03-08-2008, 12:57 PM
great choice and design, but its not too good for health if you really hate a person who you don't know so much :p, hetter use your enegy to support the losing rafa instead of cursing him when he is not winning ;)

l_mac doesn't love Nadal any more though, so now he's going to channel all his left over emotion into hating The Djoke.

Wojtek
03-08-2008, 01:21 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

raven gypsy
03-08-2008, 01:38 PM
l_mac doesn't love Nadal any more though, so now he's going to channel all his left over emotion into hating The Djoke.

I like Nole, and still I find this thread Very Funny.
I don't think I'm wrong in saying it's that this is in good humor, and that it's vital to be able to laugh. All players share in being fair game.

:secret: also, I'm pretty sure that lmac is Rafa fangirl

mashamaniac
03-08-2008, 02:26 PM
:worship: :haha::lol::lol::lol: this is one of the best thread of all time!!! loved it...

l_mac
03-08-2008, 02:41 PM
great choice and design, but its not too good for health if you really hate a person who you don't know so much :p, hetter use your enegy to support the losing rafa instead of cursing him when he is not winning ;)
:rolleyes:
l_mac doesn't love Nadal any more though, so now he's going to channel all his left over emotion into hating The Djoke.:rolleyes:

l_mac still loves Rafa.
That mock graphic of Djokovic's official home page is great. :lol:

As ClaraBow said, it was begging to be mocked. Greatest homepage ever :worship:

arm
03-08-2008, 06:57 PM
he is such a good player that every time he loses haters heva to enjoy the moment thet better they can...

anyone closing this stupid thread which has nothing to do with tennis but with like/dislike people?

arm
03-08-2008, 06:59 PM
well one things is true, that djokovic's website is completly absurd. Specially the first graphic.

Aloimeh
03-08-2008, 07:10 PM
well one things is true, that djokovic's website is completly absurd. Specially the first graphic.

Yes. It deserves to be mocked. Perhaps Dijana is running the website. ;)

Rogiman
03-08-2008, 07:14 PM
anyone closing this stupid thread which has nothing to do with tennis but with like/dislike people?:sobbing:

Stop crying, all top players have their hatred threads and Novak is no exception.

mashamaniac
03-08-2008, 07:15 PM
anyone closing this stupid thread which has nothing to do with tennis but with like/dislike people?

So what are you afraid of? get a life...

Farenhajt
03-08-2008, 08:51 PM
Hey, bascule, are you lurking? :)

Bascule
03-08-2008, 08:53 PM
Of course, but it's so boooring!:rolleyes:

Farenhajt
03-08-2008, 08:57 PM
Well what did you expect from Nolehaters? The most boring kind on earth :)

Bascule
03-08-2008, 08:59 PM
Well what did you expect from Nolehaters? The most boring kind on earth :)

You bet they are! :devil:
Have you got some good recipe these days?;)

Farenhajt
03-08-2008, 09:03 PM
Spanish pie is quite nice and very tasty. You know it?

Bascule
03-08-2008, 09:06 PM
I know just one spanish recipe: roasted pig!
You know it?
And, give me that one with pie...

Farenhajt
03-08-2008, 09:16 PM
Roasted Pig Behind the Baseline with American Spices - yum!

You need 1.5 cups of flour, 1 cup of milk/yoghurt/cream, 0.5 cup of vegetable oil, 1 teaspoon of salt, 3 eggs, 150 g of ham/bacon/prosciutto/anything resembling, 150 g of pickled cucumber, 150 g of cheese (feta is recommended, though any kind will do), 1 baking powder.

Chop the ham, the pickle and the cheese. Mix 3 yolks, flour, baking powder, oil, salt, milk to a dough. Add the chopped ingredients. Finally beat 3 eggwhites until stiff and add to the dough. Bake in 30x40 cm oiled and floured form for 20 mins at about 180-200 degrees.

Bascule
03-08-2008, 09:21 PM
Roasted Pig Behind the Baseline with American Spices - yum!

You need 2.5 cups of flour, 1 cup of milk/yoghurt/cream, 0.5 cup of vegetable oil, 1 teaspoon of salt, 3 eggs, 150 g of ham/bacon/prosciutto/anything resembling, 150 g of pickled cucumber, 150 g of cheese (feta is recommended, though any kind will do), 1 baking powder.

Chop the ham, the pickle and the cheese. Mix 3 yolks, flour, baking powder, oil, salt, milk to a dough. Add the chopped ingredients. Finally beat 3 eggwhites until stiff and add to the dough. Bake in 30x40 cm oiled and floured form for 20 mins at about 180-200 degrees.

:haha::haha::haha:
I think it will be TOP one soon!

Farenhajt
03-08-2008, 09:27 PM
What about you? Can you offer some recipe simple enough for an average, not-exactly-the-brightest-in-the-kitchen male? :)

And of course, The Pig, before you Roast it Behind the Baseline, must be marinated in Seppi Sauce for at least a week.