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El Barto - King of the Belgians

Allie
08-19-2002, 09:21 PM
Better, Barto? ;)

2ace2
08-19-2002, 09:24 PM
OMG, Allie, I love you!!!
:kiss::kiss::kiss:
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever done to me on this board;)
Allie rulezzzz! Yeah! :D:D:D

Allie
08-19-2002, 09:25 PM
Kevin made up the King of Belgians part. You should thank him. ;)

Or he'll probably spank you..........

:angel:

Allie
08-19-2002, 09:25 PM
I'm so glad this thread will help boost your ego up about 2000%.

Always nice to see inflated egos. ;)

2ace2
08-19-2002, 09:27 PM
Ok, he's allowed to do now. I'll just imagine he's you, that makes it more bearable for me ;)

This thread probably won't get a lot of replies, but that doesn't matter to me, because I'VE GOT MY OWN THREAD!!! Woohoo!
:D

Angele
08-19-2002, 09:27 PM
Bart :wavey:

2ace2
08-19-2002, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by Allie
I'm so glad this thread will help boost your ego up about 2000%.

Always nice to see inflated egos. ;) Because you made this thread, I'll forgive you! But don't you dare say something like that again, or... ;)

Allie
08-19-2002, 09:28 PM
Kevin loves you Bart.

(not me, Kevin)

2ace2
08-19-2002, 09:30 PM
Oh, well that's close enough! ;) :D

2ace2
08-19-2002, 09:31 PM
Hi angele! Fellow Kim fan!
You have the honour to be the first real guest in this thread!
:D

Allie
08-19-2002, 09:32 PM
oh pffff so what am I then? the dishwasher?

2ace2
08-19-2002, 09:36 PM
No, not only that :rolleyes: You can also clean this place up and announce me when I arrive. You can also tell people how great I am and how sexy when I'm mad. Shall I continue? ;)

Because you were the one who created this thread, you're my right hand here. So you're not an ordinary guest, you're the second most important person in here (besides me of course) ;)

Angele
08-19-2002, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by 2ace2
Hi angele! Fellow Kim fan!
You have the honour to be the first real guest in this thread!
:D

:bounce: :bounce:

So what exactly are my privileges as the first guest ;) :kiss:

Allie
08-19-2002, 09:37 PM
yesssssss master.......

whatever you say master......

2ace2
08-19-2002, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by angele87


:bounce: :bounce:

So what exactly are my privileges as the first guest ;) :kiss: Errr, I'll have to consult my right hand Allie about this, because she's really dominant ;) and she doesn't like it at all when decisions are being taken without her :kiss:!
But you can welcome the other guests along with me as Allie will be to busy cleaning and stuff like that;)! Satisfied?
And thanks again for being my first and for now only :mad: guest in here!
:D

Allie
08-19-2002, 09:42 PM
Probably will be your only guest..... :o

Me? Dominant? pffff

Sweetie, you're the one ordering me to clean this filthy place anyways. :o

2ace2
08-19-2002, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Allie
Probably will be your only guest..... :o

Me? Dominant? pffff

Sweetie, you're the one ordering me to clean this filthy place anyways. :o Thanks for you support and nice words :sad:

:p

Angele
08-19-2002, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by 2ace2
Errr, I'll have to consult my right hand Allie about this, because she's really dominant ;) and she doesn't like it at all when decisions are being taken without her :kiss:!
But you can welcome the other guests along with me as Allie will be to busy cleaning and stuff like that;)! Satisfied?
And thanks again for being my first and for now only :mad: guest in here!
:D

Welcome guests, sounds like fun if only some would show up ;) :p

2ace2
08-19-2002, 09:46 PM
Well, as long as you're here, angele, I'm satisfied!
:kiss:

Angele
08-19-2002, 09:46 PM
Don't cry Bart, i still love you :kiss: ;)

brb, i'll go round up some fans , er, guests for you :p

Allie
08-19-2002, 09:46 PM
All the Europeans are probably in bed. :o

Time for me to move there, I keep missing you ppl damnit. :p

2ace2
08-19-2002, 09:47 PM
Well, El Barto, King of the Belgians has to go to bed now, he'll be back tomorrow! :kiss:
I hope this thread will be on the second page by then *wishfull thinking*
Goodnight angele, Allie and everyone still to come...
:kiss: :D :hearts:

Allie
08-19-2002, 09:47 PM
Hey Bart, didn't you go to Italy? Where in Italy did you go?

I have to go there for 2-3 months for my design apprenticeship job. :o

2ace2
08-19-2002, 09:49 PM
Last answer today: Tuscany (in Cecina or something like that)
Good night everybody! :D

Angele
08-19-2002, 09:49 PM
Goodnight Bart, sweet dreams ;) :kiss:

Allie
08-19-2002, 09:50 PM
pffff Bart, you're no help! ;)

Nite Bartholomew......*runs away*

2ace2
08-20-2002, 11:30 AM
Ok, I'm wide awake now... :D
I have to go again now, because I have to go wash the car:mad:
bye :wavey:

Allie
08-20-2002, 08:21 PM
I wonder how the car washing went...... :o

2ace2
08-20-2002, 08:23 PM
Well, not too good! I have to do it again tomorrow! :fiery:
Mothers :rolleyes:

Allie
08-20-2002, 08:24 PM
OH really?

Send your mother my love then! :p

2ace2
08-20-2002, 08:25 PM
Women...

Can't live with them...

Can't live without them...

:rolleyes: ;)

Allie
08-20-2002, 08:26 PM
Women are the best, Barto.

If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't be alive. :angel:

2ace2
08-20-2002, 08:27 PM
The same can be said about men, Allie :p

You really need to learn to appreciate men more, missy! ;) :D

Allie
08-20-2002, 08:29 PM
I do appreciate men, if I don't, I wouldn't be dating one would I? ;)

2ace2
08-20-2002, 08:31 PM
well, I'll get to the point!
YOU MUST appreciate MEEEEEEE! :D

Allie
08-20-2002, 08:33 PM
you? as in you, Bart?

*COUGH*

:angel: :p

2ace2
08-20-2002, 08:36 PM
1) it's El Bartoooooooo
2) yes, me!

I feel like singing a song for you
moment please...

2ace2
08-20-2002, 08:41 PM
Aha, got an appropriate song...
*I dedicate the following song to our ever sweet and cute lil' poster Allie*
And the song is:
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"You make me sick" from P!nk
Very appropriate, not?
:p

Allie
08-20-2002, 08:41 PM
hey barto, I just found a pic of you.....

http://www.fans.co.jp/photo/afro.jpg

Allie
08-20-2002, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by 2ace2
Aha, got an appropriate song...
*I dedicate the following song to our ever sweet and cute lil' poster Allie*
And the song is:
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"You make me sick" from P!nk
Very appropriate, not?
:p

Hey no making fun of that song, My friend and I won a dance contest with that song. :o

2ace2
08-20-2002, 08:54 PM
I told you it was fit for you :kiss:

Sorry for the delay, I'm having some server probs AGAIN!!! :fiery:

2ace2
08-20-2002, 08:55 PM
Originally posted by Allie
hey barto, I just found a pic of you.....

http://www.fans.co.jp/photo/afro.jpg OMG, I'm not only sexy, I'm cute too!!! :D
I didn't know that yet! :D

And this thread is on the second page :eek:
Although no other persons then you, me and angele posted in here:sad:
But still, second page :eek: :bounce:!!!

Allie
08-20-2002, 08:56 PM
See, you have been bad again. :o

2ace2
08-20-2002, 08:57 PM
Maybe this will work today...:
Spank me!
I deserve to be punished ;)

Allie
08-20-2002, 08:59 PM
But you're so cute!
http://www.fans.co.jp/photo/afro.jpg

2ace2
08-20-2002, 09:01 PM
I knew this would turn against me :mad:
Bad luck again today, but I was sooo close! :sad:

I'm thinking of dying my hair, which colors should I use?
I was thinking of green instead of the pink, orange in the middle and darkblue on the right! Flashy, no?
:D

Angele
08-20-2002, 09:01 PM
Bart and Allie :wavey:

2ace2
08-20-2002, 09:02 PM
Oh finally! Another guest! Where are the people you promised???
This deserves some spanks, hehehe... :D

Allie
08-20-2002, 09:03 PM
lmao that would be one lovely afro, Barto. :p

Hi angele how are ya sweetie :wavey:

2ace2
08-20-2002, 09:04 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot about the "hi" part!
Hi angele, sorry! :o
:kiss::hearts::kiss:

Allie
08-20-2002, 09:07 PM
Bart, rude as usual. :o

Angele
08-20-2002, 09:08 PM
*spank* at Bart for saying I need a spanking ;) :kiss: :kiss:

2ace2
08-20-2002, 09:09 PM
:sad: I'm sorry, angele! I apologise (while Allie's holding a gun at my head :o)

Why, don't you like spankings? If you don't, maybe you can try to give some...to me, for example?
Pretty pleeeeeeease??? :D

Allie
08-20-2002, 09:11 PM
hey I don't use guns anymore. It's now the paddle. :p

But I'm not spanking ya. :o

2ace2
08-20-2002, 09:13 PM
I've found someone else to do that! :p
I don't need you anymore now ;)
Actually, the truth is, I can't live without you, spanks or no spanks :o

Angele
08-20-2002, 09:15 PM
*spank* *spank* for Bart :kiss:

Can I have some now :o

2ace2
08-20-2002, 09:16 PM
OMG, finally! I've been waiting for days for this!
angele: you're the new love of my life :hearts:
Allie: you could learn from this!

Well, time to give some spanks now! Where are you, you cute Canadian! :D

Allie
08-20-2002, 09:19 PM
woohoo I don't have to spank ya anymore!! :p

Angele
08-20-2002, 09:19 PM
Bart :hearts: :hearts: :kiss: :kiss:

But shhh... don't want Allie to be jealous ;) :p

2ace2
08-20-2002, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by Allie
woohoo I don't have to spank ya anymore!! :p Well, I'll need another session in a few days, so...

angele: Allie isn't jealous, she's already taken! We are free to do whatever we want! :drool: ;)

Angele
08-20-2002, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by 2ace2


angele: Allie isn't jealous, she's already taken! We are free to do whatever we want! :drool: ;)


:drool: :drool: :drool:

I'm still waiting for that spanking :mad:

2ace2
08-20-2002, 09:25 PM
Well, it's time for El Barto to disappear! But whenever there's evil in the world, you know he'll be there to fight it. Because it's El Barto, king of the Belgians!

Goodnight all, and peace :D

goodnight:kiss: angele
goodnight:kiss: allie

And now El Barto leaves with a big.....SPANK! ;)

2ace2
08-20-2002, 09:26 PM
One more thing!
*spank @ angele*
satisfied? :kiss:

Angele
08-20-2002, 09:27 PM
G'night sweetie, sweet dreams ;) :kiss:

Angele
08-20-2002, 09:28 PM
Originally posted by 2ace2
One more thing!
*spank @ angele*
satisfied? :kiss:

YES :D

Allie
08-20-2002, 09:29 PM
nite barto :kiss:

Jorge
08-21-2002, 09:22 PM
"El Barto" sounds like the "name of battle" of a bullfighter. "EL Barto", si:rolleyes:

2ace2
08-22-2002, 08:25 AM
Nope, no bullfighter! I'm against killing animals :mad:
:D
Hiya Jorge :wavey:

Angele
08-22-2002, 11:37 AM
Another guest :bounce: :bounce:

Hi Jorge :wavey:

2ace2
08-22-2002, 11:48 AM
Pfff, this thread is nearly dead:sad:
But at least angele comes in here once in a while! Thank for that, :kiss:
Well, you guys better prepare for a big party, because it's my birthday tomorrow! El Barto becomes 16!
And to show that I'm against killing animals, my new name will be: El Barto, saviour of the animal kingdom! :D
Hehehe

Angele
08-22-2002, 11:50 AM
Pfff who cares if nobody else comes in here :p I'm here and that's all that should matter ;) :kiss:

Angele
08-22-2002, 11:55 AM
Sorry to post and run Barto but I gotta head off to work :rolleyes:

Cya later :kiss:

2ace2
08-22-2002, 05:25 PM
I'm back to support my thread! :D
Thanks angele for coming in here regularly, I know it's boring ;)
But I'll try to entertain you the best I can on my own! :D
:wavey:

Allie
08-22-2002, 06:01 PM
2 more days and I'm goneeeeeeeeeeeeee................ :wavey:

2ace2
08-22-2002, 07:24 PM
Noooooooooooooooo!
Where are you going? I hope you come back, because I still need to get some you know ;)
Tomorrow's my birthday! :D:D:D

Marri
08-22-2002, 07:32 PM
Im here now! :p ooohh Bartooo, birthday huh? ;) hehe how old will you be? 5? lol J/k, i know you're gonna turn 17! ;) heheheh!!! :D

what do you wish for?:angel:

2ace2
08-22-2002, 07:37 PM
Haha Marri, you're totally wrong! Hehehe :D
I'm gonna turn 16!!! Didn't think about that huh? Yesterday Allie thought I was gonna turn 14, today you think 17! Hm, there isn't something wrong with me,is there? :p

And I wish for...........hm...........lemme think a moment.........oh yeah, I know! A cyberkiss from Marrianne Hsu from Norway but originally from Taiwan! Hehehe, didn't know I know so much of you, did you? :p
:D

Marri
08-22-2002, 09:03 PM
pffff Barto, you're scaring me! you know to much!!! *need to be killed* :p

pfff lil boy, you lied!!!!! :o you said that you were 16... so i thought you were gonna turn 17! since that's the no. that comes after 16! :p

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:03 PM
See Bart, no one knows how old you are anymore. :o

Your sig should say:

:wavey: Hi, I'm Bart! I'm 16 years old, not 14, not 17, so :p :wavey:

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:05 PM
Marri, I think Bart has been stalking you..... :o

Bart, you're so naughty. :p

Marri
08-22-2002, 09:06 PM
lmao allie!!!!!!!! :D :p the sig was great! ;)

naugthy bart! :o :p

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:09 PM
I bet Bart just want to get spanked. :o

2ace2
08-22-2002, 09:13 PM
Yes, I admit, I've been stalking you...:angel:
Now...Can I finally get those spanks???
:p

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:14 PM
See told ya Mar. :o

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:14 PM
lmao you took my sig idea! :p

2ace2
08-22-2002, 09:15 PM
Nope, I found that out all by myself! :angel:
And don't you dare telling people that you thougt of it :mad:

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:16 PM
I think I saw it a few minutes ago....... *flips page*

2ace2
08-22-2002, 09:18 PM
Let me tell you, you didn't saw a thing, understood?
Now, have a nice day ;)

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:19 PM
I saw many things..... :o

Marri
08-22-2002, 09:28 PM
haha, smart move, using allie sig! ;) :p see how much influence you have on him?! now, be a good rolemodel! :p

Bartie... i did notice some slimy guy follow me around!!!! :eek: that was you?? :o :p

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:31 PM
I feel so special that I can be a rolemodel for little Bart who's turning 14.......I mean 16 tomorrow. :o

Marri
08-22-2002, 09:34 PM
yeah, it's just like Eminem and his fans! :p

2ace2
08-22-2002, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by Marri
haha, smart move, using allie sig! ;) :p see how much influence you have on him?! now, be a good rolemodel! :p

Bartie... i did notice some slimy guy follow me around!!!! :eek: that was you?? :o :p Oh, you saw him too? I noticed him too when I was spying on you... Damn, I shouldn't have said that :rolleyes: ;)

2ace2
08-22-2002, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Marri
yeah, it's just like Eminem and his fans! :p I'm going to kill myself, I've learned it from my role model Allie, she has such good influence on me! Thanks to her I started using drugs and started smoking. That girl really saved my life you know, so I don't want to hear anything bad about her! :D

Marri
08-22-2002, 09:39 PM
lmao Bart! :o

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by 2ace2
I'm going to kill myself, I've learned it from my role model Allie, she has such good influence on me! Thanks to her I started using drugs and started smoking. That girl really saved my life you know, so I don't want to hear anything bad about her! :D

You're welcome, my son.

Now if you ever need any cig money, ya know who to turn to.....

*points to Marri*

:p

2ace2
08-22-2002, 09:40 PM
Hi Marri :wavey:
:p

2ace2
08-22-2002, 09:41 PM
Oh oh, auntie Marri, can I get some cig money, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Pretty please?

Marri
08-22-2002, 09:41 PM
pfff... :rolleeyes: i don't even have enought money for my own cigaretts! :p :(

2ace2
08-22-2002, 09:43 PM
Maybe that slimy guy can give you some
*slimy guy gets cigarettes out of pocket*
Oh no, I uncovered myself :eek:
;)

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:43 PM
Well don't look at me for cig money....

I'm broke after I pay for grad school. :o

2ace2
08-22-2002, 09:45 PM
Okay, important announcement!
Bartie / Barto / El Barto turns 16 in 5 minutes, so get the presents ready! :D:D:D
Give 'em, quickly! Don't make me kick you! :p

Marri
08-22-2002, 09:46 PM
:eek: Bart!!!! so it was you!!!!! :p *slap* for stalking me! and :kiss: for stalking me! :p

but allie, don't forget all the booze you have under your desk!!! :o :p

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:46 PM
*wraps ciggy packages together*

*ties bow*

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:47 PM
oh pfffffff Marri, thanks for telling everyone my liquor hiding place. :o

:sad:

:p

2ace2
08-22-2002, 09:48 PM
Aheum, I thought I made an important announcement??? (see post above)
Anyway, you have still 2 minutes left :mad:

Marri
08-22-2002, 09:50 PM
oh, you're being an alcoholic is a secret??!! :o i didn't know! wooops! sorry! *butterlips* :p

Barto! i made a thread! good enough??! :p ;)

2ace2
08-22-2002, 09:52 PM
Marri, you really are a queen! :D
I've got a surprise for you (check my sig in a few moments);)

Allie
08-22-2002, 09:56 PM
I think Bart needs a new sig....

*getting jealous* :o

:p

2ace2
08-22-2002, 10:02 PM
You've just earned yourself a spot in my sig too, Allie! :D
:kiss:

Marri
08-22-2002, 10:06 PM
lmao! you got what you wanted allie! :p lol, so tears do work! ;) :p

Allie
08-22-2002, 10:08 PM
*wipes off a stray drop of water tear........*

OH yes marri, you should try it sometimes. :p

Marri
08-22-2002, 10:11 PM
nah.. I*m not a cry baby... *sniff* :p

pssstt... your mascara is running! never heard of watertearproof?! :p :angel: