El Barto - King of the Belgians

Better, Barto? ;)

OMG, Allie, I love you!!!
:kiss::kiss::kiss:
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever done to me on this board;)
Allie rulezzzz! Yeah! :D:D:D

Kevin made up the King of Belgians part. You should thank him. ;)

Or he'll probably spank you..........

:angel:

I'm so glad this thread will help boost your ego up about 2000%.

Always nice to see inflated egos. ;)

Ok, he's allowed to do now. I'll just imagine he's you, that makes it more bearable for me ;)

This thread probably won't get a lot of replies, but that doesn't matter to me, because I'VE GOT MY OWN THREAD!!! Woohoo!
:D

Bart :wavey:

Originally posted by Allie
I'm so glad this thread will help boost your ego up about 2000%.

Always nice to see inflated egos. ;) Because you made this thread, I'll forgive you! But don't you dare say something like that again, or... ;)

Kevin loves you Bart.

(not me, Kevin)

Oh, well that's close enough! ;) :D

Hi angele! Fellow Kim fan!
You have the honour to be the first real guest in this thread!
:D

oh pffff so what am I then? the dishwasher?

No, not only that :rolleyes: You can also clean this place up and announce me when I arrive. You can also tell people how great I am and how sexy when I'm mad. Shall I continue? ;)

Because you were the one who created this thread, you're my right hand here. So you're not an ordinary guest, you're the second most important person in here (besides me of course) ;)

Originally posted by 2ace2
Hi angele! Fellow Kim fan!
You have the honour to be the first real guest in this thread!
:D

:bounce: :bounce:

So what exactly are my privileges as the first guest ;) :kiss:

yesssssss master.......

whatever you say master......

Originally posted by angele87


:bounce: :bounce:

So what exactly are my privileges as the first guest ;) :kiss: Errr, I'll have to consult my right hand Allie about this, because she's really dominant ;) and she doesn't like it at all when decisions are being taken without her :kiss:!
But you can welcome the other guests along with me as Allie will be to busy cleaning and stuff like that;)! Satisfied?
And thanks again for being my first and for now only :mad: guest in here!
:D

Probably will be your only guest..... :o

Me? Dominant? pffff

Sweetie, you're the one ordering me to clean this filthy place anyways. :o

Originally posted by Allie
Probably will be your only guest..... :o

Me? Dominant? pffff

Sweetie, you're the one ordering me to clean this filthy place anyways. :o Thanks for you support and nice words :sad:

:p

Originally posted by 2ace2
Errr, I'll have to consult my right hand Allie about this, because she's really dominant ;) and she doesn't like it at all when decisions are being taken without her :kiss:!
But you can welcome the other guests along with me as Allie will be to busy cleaning and stuff like that;)! Satisfied?
And thanks again for being my first and for now only :mad: guest in here!
:D

Welcome guests, sounds like fun if only some would show up ;) :p

Well, as long as you're here, angele, I'm satisfied!
:kiss:

Don't cry Bart, i still love you :kiss: ;)

brb, i'll go round up some fans , er, guests for you :p

All the Europeans are probably in bed. :o

Time for me to move there, I keep missing you ppl damnit. :p

Well, El Barto, King of the Belgians has to go to bed now, he'll be back tomorrow! :kiss:
I hope this thread will be on the second page by then *wishfull thinking*
Goodnight angele, Allie and everyone still to come...
:kiss: :D :hearts:

Hey Bart, didn't you go to Italy? Where in Italy did you go?

I have to go there for 2-3 months for my design apprenticeship job. :o

Last answer today: Tuscany (in Cecina or something like that)
Good night everybody! :D

Goodnight Bart, sweet dreams ;) :kiss:

pffff Bart, you're no help! ;)

Nite Bartholomew......*runs away*

Ok, I'm wide awake now... :D
I have to go again now, because I have to go wash the car:mad:
bye :wavey:

I wonder how the car washing went...... :o

Well, not too good! I have to do it again tomorrow! :fiery:
Mothers :rolleyes:

OH really?

Send your mother my love then! :p

Women...

Can't live with them...

Can't live without them...

:rolleyes: ;)

Women are the best, Barto.

If it wasn't for us, you wouldn't be alive. :angel:

The same can be said about men, Allie :p

You really need to learn to appreciate men more, missy! ;) :D

I do appreciate men, if I don't, I wouldn't be dating one would I? ;)

well, I'll get to the point!
YOU MUST appreciate MEEEEEEE! :D

you? as in you, Bart?

*COUGH*

:angel: :p

1) it's El Bartoooooooo
2) yes, me!

I feel like singing a song for you
moment please...

Aha, got an appropriate song...
*I dedicate the following song to our ever sweet and cute lil' poster Allie*
And the song is:
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"You make me sick" from P!nk
Very appropriate, not?
:p

hey barto, I just found a pic of you.....

http://www.fans.co.jp/photo/afro.jpg

Originally posted by 2ace2
Aha, got an appropriate song...
*I dedicate the following song to our ever sweet and cute lil' poster Allie*
And the song is:
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"You make me sick" from P!nk
Very appropriate, not?
:p

Hey no making fun of that song, My friend and I won a dance contest with that song. :o

I told you it was fit for you :kiss:

Sorry for the delay, I'm having some server probs AGAIN!!! :fiery:

Originally posted by Allie
hey barto, I just found a pic of you.....

http://www.fans.co.jp/photo/afro.jpg OMG, I'm not only sexy, I'm cute too!!! :D
I didn't know that yet! :D

And this thread is on the second page :eek:
Although no other persons then you, me and angele posted in here:sad:
But still, second page :eek: :bounce:!!!

See, you have been bad again. :o

Maybe this will work today...:
Spank me!
I deserve to be punished ;)

But you're so cute!
http://www.fans.co.jp/photo/afro.jpg

I knew this would turn against me :mad:
Bad luck again today, but I was sooo close! :sad:

I'm thinking of dying my hair, which colors should I use?
I was thinking of green instead of the pink, orange in the middle and darkblue on the right! Flashy, no?
:D

Bart and Allie :wavey:

Oh finally! Another guest! Where are the people you promised???
This deserves some spanks, hehehe... :D

lmao that would be one lovely afro, Barto. :p

Hi angele how are ya sweetie :wavey:

Oh yeah, I forgot about the "hi" part!
Hi angele, sorry! :o
:kiss::hearts::kiss:

Bart, rude as usual. :o

*spank* at Bart for saying I need a spanking ;) :kiss: :kiss:

:sad: I'm sorry, angele! I apologise (while Allie's holding a gun at my head :o)

Why, don't you like spankings? If you don't, maybe you can try to give some...to me, for example?
Pretty pleeeeeeease??? :D

hey I don't use guns anymore. It's now the paddle. :p

But I'm not spanking ya. :o

I've found someone else to do that! :p
I don't need you anymore now ;)
Actually, the truth is, I can't live without you, spanks or no spanks :o

*spank* *spank* for Bart :kiss:

Can I have some now :o

OMG, finally! I've been waiting for days for this!
angele: you're the new love of my life :hearts:
Allie: you could learn from this!

Well, time to give some spanks now! Where are you, you cute Canadian! :D

woohoo I don't have to spank ya anymore!! :p

Bart :hearts: :hearts: :kiss: :kiss:

But shhh... don't want Allie to be jealous ;) :p

Originally posted by Allie
woohoo I don't have to spank ya anymore!! :p Well, I'll need another session in a few days, so...

angele: Allie isn't jealous, she's already taken! We are free to do whatever we want! :drool: ;)

Originally posted by 2ace2


angele: Allie isn't jealous, she's already taken! We are free to do whatever we want! :drool: ;)


:drool: :drool: :drool:

I'm still waiting for that spanking :mad:

Well, it's time for El Barto to disappear! But whenever there's evil in the world, you know he'll be there to fight it. Because it's El Barto, king of the Belgians!

Goodnight all, and peace :D

goodnight:kiss: angele
goodnight:kiss: allie

And now El Barto leaves with a big.....SPANK! ;)

One more thing!
*spank @ angele*
satisfied? :kiss:

G'night sweetie, sweet dreams ;) :kiss:

Originally posted by 2ace2
One more thing!
*spank @ angele*
satisfied? :kiss:

YES :D

nite barto :kiss:

"El Barto" sounds like the "name of battle" of a bullfighter. "EL Barto", si:rolleyes:

Nope, no bullfighter! I'm against killing animals :mad:
:D
Hiya Jorge :wavey:

Another guest :bounce: :bounce:

Hi Jorge :wavey:

Pfff, this thread is nearly dead:sad:
But at least angele comes in here once in a while! Thank for that, :kiss:
Well, you guys better prepare for a big party, because it's my birthday tomorrow! El Barto becomes 16!
And to show that I'm against killing animals, my new name will be: El Barto, saviour of the animal kingdom! :D
Hehehe

Pfff who cares if nobody else comes in here :p I'm here and that's all that should matter ;) :kiss:

Sorry to post and run Barto but I gotta head off to work :rolleyes:

Cya later :kiss:

I'm back to support my thread! :D
Thanks angele for coming in here regularly, I know it's boring ;)
But I'll try to entertain you the best I can on my own! :D
:wavey:

2 more days and I'm goneeeeeeeeeeeeee................ :wavey:

Noooooooooooooooo!
Where are you going? I hope you come back, because I still need to get some you know ;)
Tomorrow's my birthday! :D:D:D

Im here now! :p ooohh Bartooo, birthday huh? ;) hehe how old will you be? 5? lol J/k, i know you're gonna turn 17! ;) heheheh!!! :D

what do you wish for?:angel:

Haha Marri, you're totally wrong! Hehehe :D
I'm gonna turn 16!!! Didn't think about that huh? Yesterday Allie thought I was gonna turn 14, today you think 17! Hm, there isn't something wrong with me,is there? :p

And I wish for...........hm...........lemme think a moment.........oh yeah, I know! A cyberkiss from Marrianne Hsu from Norway but originally from Taiwan! Hehehe, didn't know I know so much of you, did you? :p
:D

pffff Barto, you're scaring me! you know to much!!! *need to be killed* :p

pfff lil boy, you lied!!!!! :o you said that you were 16... so i thought you were gonna turn 17! since that's the no. that comes after 16! :p

See Bart, no one knows how old you are anymore. :o

Your sig should say:

:wavey: Hi, I'm Bart! I'm 16 years old, not 14, not 17, so :p :wavey:

Marri, I think Bart has been stalking you..... :o

Bart, you're so naughty. :p

lmao allie!!!!!!!! :D :p the sig was great! ;)

naugthy bart! :o :p

I bet Bart just want to get spanked. :o

Yes, I admit, I've been stalking you...:angel:
Now...Can I finally get those spanks???
:p

See told ya Mar. :o

lmao you took my sig idea! :p

Nope, I found that out all by myself! :angel:
And don't you dare telling people that you thougt of it :mad:

I think I saw it a few minutes ago....... *flips page*

Let me tell you, you didn't saw a thing, understood?
Now, have a nice day ;)

I saw many things..... :o

haha, smart move, using allie sig! ;) :p see how much influence you have on him?! now, be a good rolemodel! :p

Bartie... i did notice some slimy guy follow me around!!!! :eek: that was you?? :o :p

I feel so special that I can be a rolemodel for little Bart who's turning 14.......I mean 16 tomorrow. :o

yeah, it's just like Eminem and his fans! :p

Originally posted by Marri
haha, smart move, using allie sig! ;) :p see how much influence you have on him?! now, be a good rolemodel! :p

Bartie... i did notice some slimy guy follow me around!!!! :eek: that was you?? :o :p Oh, you saw him too? I noticed him too when I was spying on you... Damn, I shouldn't have said that :rolleyes: ;)

Originally posted by Marri
yeah, it's just like Eminem and his fans! :p I'm going to kill myself, I've learned it from my role model Allie, she has such good influence on me! Thanks to her I started using drugs and started smoking. That girl really saved my life you know, so I don't want to hear anything bad about her! :D

lmao Bart! :o

Originally posted by 2ace2
I'm going to kill myself, I've learned it from my role model Allie, she has such good influence on me! Thanks to her I started using drugs and started smoking. That girl really saved my life you know, so I don't want to hear anything bad about her! :D

You're welcome, my son.

Now if you ever need any cig money, ya know who to turn to.....

*points to Marri*

:p

Hi Marri :wavey:
:p

Oh oh, auntie Marri, can I get some cig money, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Pretty please?

pfff... :rolleeyes: i don't even have enought money for my own cigaretts! :p :(

Maybe that slimy guy can give you some
*slimy guy gets cigarettes out of pocket*
Oh no, I uncovered myself :eek:
;)

Well don't look at me for cig money....

I'm broke after I pay for grad school. :o

Okay, important announcement!
Bartie / Barto / El Barto turns 16 in 5 minutes, so get the presents ready! :D:D:D
Give 'em, quickly! Don't make me kick you! :p

:eek: Bart!!!! so it was you!!!!! :p *slap* for stalking me! and :kiss: for stalking me! :p

but allie, don't forget all the booze you have under your desk!!! :o :p

*wraps ciggy packages together*

*ties bow*

oh pfffffff Marri, thanks for telling everyone my liquor hiding place. :o

:sad:

:p

Aheum, I thought I made an important announcement??? (see post above)
Anyway, you have still 2 minutes left :mad:

oh, you're being an alcoholic is a secret??!! :o i didn't know! wooops! sorry! *butterlips* :p

Barto! i made a thread! good enough??! :p ;)

Marri, you really are a queen! :D
I've got a surprise for you (check my sig in a few moments);)

I think Bart needs a new sig....

*getting jealous* :o

:p

You've just earned yourself a spot in my sig too, Allie! :D
:kiss:

lmao! you got what you wanted allie! :p lol, so tears do work! ;) :p

*wipes off a stray drop of water tear........*

OH yes marri, you should try it sometimes. :p

nah.. I*m not a cry baby... *sniff* :p

pssstt... your mascara is running! never heard of watertearproof?! :p :angel: