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Andy Roddick Breakfast Cereal?

Fumus
04-26-2004, 05:58 PM
If there was an Andy Roddick Breakfast Cereal, what would it be and what would it look like? :scratch:

Havok
04-26-2004, 07:01 PM
mini pzza's for his fans to form a pizza gut like he's sporting now :banana:

Fumus
04-26-2004, 07:44 PM
I think his cerial would be like little Tennis racquets and tennis ball marshmellows. The cerial won't be super-sugary if it came out like 2yrs ago it would have been. Now it's alittle more sophisticated, it has some nutritional value like high fiber and protien but there is that youth aspect that is still there represented by the marshmellows...I think there also maybe some little tennis dude in there too, maybe some US Open Trohpies...lol...mmmmhhhmmm cerial.... :drool: :drool:

Havok
04-26-2004, 07:48 PM
:lol: Skyler, you really put some thought into this Cereal Box thing didn't you;) You can ask Tangy to do a fictional cereal box cover and we can all :haha: at it;)

and another thing, your face in that 2nd pic looks awefully familiar :scared: I'm being serious though

Fumus
04-26-2004, 07:54 PM
haha, well, I don't know, um, I have done some modeling....but, I don't think you would see anything I have been in.

Tangy needs to make me an Andy Cereal Avatar that wood be Tres cool!!

Havok
04-26-2004, 08:01 PM
What have you been in Skyler?

and I'm sure Tangy will oblige, she gets a kick out of making these funny things

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:05 PM
um, just some art and sculpture magazines again nothing I think you would have read. Certainly nothing like teen people or anything like that. I was in two art journals as well but, that's about it.

Unless you are an art person in which case I can look up what issues and junk like that...lol

Deboogle!.
04-26-2004, 08:07 PM
little duckies ;)

MisterQ
04-26-2004, 08:07 PM
Were you the work of art, Fumus, or just an accessory? ;)

and yeah, if it's not in Teen People I probably haven't read it... :lol:

Havok
04-26-2004, 08:08 PM
:haha: no I'm not an art person, although I do enjoy drawing/coloring/that whole bit. and I don't read teen people either :scared: Either someone in my city resembles you, or I have seen you (there's almost no chance of that, although I've been to NY quite a few times)

MisterQ
04-26-2004, 08:08 PM
Oh, and about the thread question. great thread idea, btw. :yeah: we need to have some little green trucker hats in there.

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:09 PM
little duckies ;)

lol thats a great name! I was thinking maybe for a name we call it Honey Roasted Sugar Racquets of Oats

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:10 PM
Were you the work of art, Fumus, or just an accessory? ;)

and yeah, if it's not in Teen People I probably haven't read it... :lol:

lol Q, don't be a cheese, I just meant that as an example, lol, Mandy was in teen people...

Havok
04-26-2004, 08:10 PM
how about miniature oversized t-shirts;) did that even make any sense :retard:

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:10 PM
:haha: no I'm not an art person, although I do enjoy drawing/coloring/that whole bit. and I don't read teen people either :scared: Either someone in my city resembles you, or I have seen you (there's almost no chance of that, although I've been to NY quite a few times)

hmmmm....that is highly illogical captian!

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:11 PM
how about miniature oversized t-shirts;) did that even make any sense :retard:

Yea you have alittle stick figure with a green trucker hat(Q) and make the shirt take up his whole body! lol

MisterQ
04-26-2004, 08:13 PM
lol Q, don't be a cheese, I just meant that as an example, lol, Mandy was in teen people...

i know, fumus, i'm just a'joshin with ya. ;)

so regarding my first question? what did you do? were you a sculpture?

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:13 PM
Oh, and about the thread question. great thread idea, btw. :yeah: we need to have some little green trucker hats in there.

Yea, I need some " Kellogg's Roddick Munch" bout' now!

Trucker hats for sure

Havok
04-26-2004, 08:13 PM
screw the green trucker hat:( the red trucker hat will do, we need some vibrant color;) and no go on the stick figure, tangy needs the Roddick ass to be there, you know tangy and her love of Andy's ass :D

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:14 PM
i know, fumus, i'm just a'joshin with ya. ;)

so regarding my first question? what did you do? were you a sculpture?

yea, acutally I was a life size bronze, it was of a wizard. I can post the pictures of it you like, I have them at home. It's pretty cool looking.

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:15 PM
screw the green trucker hat:( the red trucker hat will do, we need some vibrant color;) and no go on the stick figure, tangy needs the Roddick ass to be there, you know tangy and her love of Andy's ass :D

haha so it will be alittle dude, thingie, and then the shirt will take up most of his body. Then on the back of the dude there are two gaint ridges....lol

Havok
04-26-2004, 08:16 PM
post 'em Skyler, we wanna see the bronzeness of the wizard :banana:

we need to chat online, these delayed little chats get me too impatient waiting for replies:(

Havok
04-26-2004, 08:18 PM
thingie??? http://www.warfarehq.com/forums/images/smilies/banana2.gif

MisterQ
04-26-2004, 08:19 PM
yea, acutally I was a life size bronze, it was of a wizard. I can post the pictures of it you like, I have them at home. It's pretty cool looking.

sure, if it's not a hassle, that sounds wild!

I have never done anything like that, but I was in a low budget convenience store TV ad when I was about eight. I was suppose to be eating Lipton chicken noodle soup, but it was gross so I just blew on the spoon.

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:20 PM
yea I am not on my imer but you catch me sometime for sure!! Thingie like you have seen the little corn puffy dudes, that's what I mean!

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:21 PM
sure, if it's not a hassle, that sounds wild!

I have never done anything like that, but I was in a low budget convenience store TV ad when I was about eight. I was suppose to be eating Lipton chicken noodle soup, but it was gross so I just blew on the spoon.

Haha, in tears Q, omg....seriously, do some stand-up!

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:22 PM
When I get home tonight I will post them...

Havok
04-26-2004, 08:23 PM
No Skyler, I dont know what you mean by thingie :scared:

Havok
04-26-2004, 08:24 PM
where art though now Skyler?, and :secret: what's imer?

MisterQ
04-26-2004, 08:25 PM
No Skyler, I dont know what you mean by thingie :scared:

Naldo, let me spell it out for you...

T-H-I-N-G-I-E

Get it?

;)

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:26 PM
Thingie, I meant corn puffy dude...

I am at work good sir, thou must pm thee so I can giveth the imer...

Deboogle!.
04-26-2004, 08:27 PM
I think the cereal should be called Frosty Quacks. or Count Quackula. or Kwacky Krispies.

MisterQ
04-26-2004, 08:29 PM
I think the cereal should be called Frosty Quacks. or Count Quackula. or Kwacky Krispies.

LOL Bunk!!!

And we can have a tiger who says "They're GRRRRRRRoddick!!!"

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:30 PM
hahha "Snap Crackle and Ace"

Havok
04-26-2004, 08:32 PM
:haha:

Fumus
04-26-2004, 08:34 PM
How about Coo Coo for Roddick Puffs?

Deboogle!.
04-26-2004, 09:30 PM
Well ok

I like Kwacky Krispies. Then we can use the tagline that Skyler thought of but it should be "Snap, QUACKle, and Ace" instead of crackle, shouldn't it? ;) Then we're actually mocking the right cereal with the right slogan ;)

So, y'know put together

Kwacky Krispies. Snap, Quackle, and Ace!!

ooooooomg I crack myself up :)

J. Corwin
04-26-2004, 10:08 PM
Sellout!

andyroxmysox12191
04-26-2004, 11:29 PM
:lol: deb! and you say you're not as funny as the rest of the gang ;)

Deboogle!.
04-26-2004, 11:36 PM
hehe I'm not. I just had a burst of creativity today. I'm sure it'll be gone tomorrow :o

tangerine_dream
04-27-2004, 01:04 AM
Hey Skylar, there's already a faux Andy cereal box out there. :)

As for the name of Andy's cereal, how about Capt'n Obvious Crunch? ;)

star
04-27-2004, 01:12 AM
And do the little O's represent bagels he makes his opponents eat?

andyroxmysox12191
04-27-2004, 01:24 AM
was that really in a mag or am i just a guillable person?

Deboogle!.
04-27-2004, 01:27 AM
that was really in tennis week I think!

Mr. Man
04-27-2004, 01:44 AM
I want a cereal with little Roddick marshmellowed shaped heads. :lol: Or little duckies as marshmellows.

tangerine_dream
04-27-2004, 01:54 AM
Yea, I need some " Kellogg's Roddick Munch" bout' now!

:lol:

Andy would be great for a Kellogg's cereal because I've always thought he looks like a little Keebler elf (like on the Rice Krispies box). :)

Deboogle!.
04-27-2004, 01:55 AM
omg tangy you need to close photoshop now LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carito_90
04-27-2004, 02:02 AM
Tangy, i've been lookin for that pic (the first u posted) since i read this topic. But i couldn't remember where i had seen it... damn memory :lol:

I want a cereal with little Roddick marshmellowed shaped heads. Or little duckies as marshmellows.

aww that'd be so cuttie! :lol:

andyroxmysox12191
04-27-2004, 02:08 AM
TANGY! i LOVE that pic! never close down photoshop! :) :devil:

Fumus
04-27-2004, 01:10 PM
Roddick Munch TV Commerical

Backround: a tennis complex in Florida, Andy is practicing, but just missing serve after serve

Andy: (throws his racquet down) Brad, I just don't have it anymore, I just don't know what do with myself!

Brad: (Smiling confidently) Andy relax, no reason to loose your cool, I have the thing just for you!

Andy:(perplexed look) really?

Brad:(holds up a box of Roddick Crunchies) Andy these have everything a growing tennis player needs. Roddick Crunchies is loaded with vitimans, minerals, and they are quite tasty too. They are part of a balanced breakfast!

Andy:(eating the cereal) Wow, they're Roddick-ulous!!

Commerical ends with Andy smacking serves in the box, Andy turns, smiles, and gives a thumbs up

(Flash the Cereal's Logo, Roddick Crunchies theme music and a message box saying Atkins approved only 3 net Carbs)

Campy TV Voice: Roddick Crunchies they're so good, you'll think they were an unforced error!!

MisterQ
04-27-2004, 01:28 PM
:lol: good one Fumus

Roddick-ulous! :silly:

Fumus
04-27-2004, 02:15 PM
So tasty you'll ace yourself!

Carito_90
04-27-2004, 03:53 PM
omfg deb :haha: Roddick-ulous :lol: :worship:

Havok
04-27-2004, 04:29 PM
Fumus :worship:

Fumus
04-27-2004, 05:49 PM
*bows*

J. Corwin
04-27-2004, 09:58 PM
:haha:

AndyRoddickzBaby10
04-27-2004, 11:25 PM
roddick-oulous? doesn't that kinda sounds like "ridiculous"?

Deboogle!.
04-27-2004, 11:32 PM
how about roddick-licious? :lick:

Havok
04-27-2004, 11:46 PM
nice one deb:yeah:

Fumus
04-28-2004, 12:28 AM
How about this one for Deb, ErrRoddick...lol

Fumus
04-28-2004, 12:29 AM
roddick-oulous? doesn't that kinda sounds like "ridiculous"?

And then god gave you a sense of humor and you released I was being silly :lol:

Havok
04-28-2004, 01:04 AM
How about this one for Deb, ErrRoddick...lol
;) They said something extremely similar to this one during one of Andy's many vbisits to the Craig Kilbourne show. They were giving him a bunch of nicknames, and for one of them they just spelled his name with his initials of his first letter and his full last name, like people do when citing authors of books in bibliographies and whatnot. so when you do that you end up with "A. Roddick." now just say that out loud :lol:

Deboogle!.
04-28-2004, 01:51 AM
How about this one for Deb, ErrRoddick...lol

*shakes head* oy oy oy what are we gonna do with you.

J. Corwin
04-28-2004, 01:58 AM
Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oy! Oy! Oy!

Fumus
04-28-2004, 02:59 AM
I was thinking maybe Andy cereals should be pretty sugary and not be too healthy, that way the people in the Gm that eat Bland cereals like Fed Mix or Sampras Squares won't like it....

MisterQ
04-28-2004, 03:11 AM
I was thinking maybe Andy cereals should be pretty sugary and not be too healthy, that way the people in the Gm that eat Bland cereals like Fed Mix or Sampras Squares won't like it....

:haha:

yeah, that analogy is apt. Sampras and Fed are definitely low-sugar, high fiber whole grain products.

star
04-28-2004, 03:33 AM
Andy's cereal can have the little marshmallow duckies and the cereal part should be red and green and blue teensy trucker hats. But I think it need a lot of nuts in it too. :)

But the duckies are plenty of sugar. Can we have some kind of fruit in it like dates or apricots or something?

I can pick out the duckies.

star
04-28-2004, 03:35 AM
I think Federer is like good healthy oatmeal.

And Sampras......... ugh... corn flakes.

Fumus
04-28-2004, 04:04 AM
:haha:

yeah, that analogy is apt. Sampras and Fed are definitely low-sugar, high fiber whole grain products.


haha once again you are right on point with were I am...lol !!

Andre has a more sophisticated cereal, not as sugary anymore because they re-did the formula but everbody can a slam a box of Aggasi O's if they are laying around...

MisterQ
04-28-2004, 04:07 AM
It could be Shredded Pete... l)

tangerine_dream
04-28-2004, 04:10 AM
It could be Shredded Pete... l)

:haha: :bigcry:

star
04-28-2004, 04:22 AM
It could be Shredded Pete... l)

:worship:

star
04-28-2004, 04:23 AM
And Agassi could be Rolled Oats. :)

MisterQ
04-28-2004, 04:33 AM
Or that most distasteful hot cereal, Cream of Pete. :tape:

J. Corwin
04-28-2004, 08:37 AM
:taped:

J. Corwin
04-28-2004, 08:42 AM
:baby:

Deboogle!.
04-28-2004, 01:04 PM
you guys are not nice :( *crosses arms and walks out of thread*

star
04-28-2004, 01:48 PM
:lol:

Fumus
04-28-2004, 07:16 PM
Creme of Pete...lol

Fumus
04-28-2004, 07:23 PM
Here's a cereal no one eat, Cinnamon Toast Blake...lol

Havok
04-28-2004, 08:48 PM
OMFG :bigcry: only we can make up cereal names for tennis players :haha::sobbing:

Deboogle!.
04-28-2004, 08:51 PM
Holy O's...

guess who that's for? ;)

Havok
04-28-2004, 10:28 PM
Rochus :scratch:

Deboogle!.
04-28-2004, 11:08 PM
oh common Naldo.... Holy O's???

Havok
04-28-2004, 11:21 PM
Fed?:retard:

J. Corwin
04-29-2004, 12:10 AM
er?

MisterQ
04-29-2004, 12:14 AM
er?

J. Corwin
04-29-2004, 01:00 AM
arf!

Deboogle!.
04-29-2004, 01:30 AM
*sigh* and another failed joke attempt :sad:

star
04-29-2004, 01:56 AM
So more on the Pete/Wheat thing.

Puffed Pete.

Pete Checks
:)

Fumus
04-29-2004, 02:39 AM
Q, How about a bowl of Mardy Flakes?

Havok
04-29-2004, 03:04 AM
Q, How about a bowl of Mardy Flakes?
:bigcry:

heya
04-29-2004, 03:32 AM
Juliette the cow's Swiss Lucky Charms *bring Milk Duds snack

MisterQ
04-29-2004, 05:11 AM
Ivan Lendl and Martina Navratilova on the box of "Wheat Czechs." ;)

Fumus
04-29-2004, 01:46 PM
haha, well, the mens tennis teams could create a new marketing slogan to drive people to watch the sport. They might have to steal the tune from Folders but, it would work...lol

"The best part of waking up is Davis in your cup!"

Fumus
04-29-2004, 01:53 PM
alright, alright, that was bad, but how about....

Honey Dent Cheerios

Genpri Grahams

or maybe even those Vahaly Puffs, I hear alot about them but, I don't know if it has the taste to back it up.

J. Corwin
04-29-2004, 11:15 PM
I'd like to be the food taster for all these cereals.

Might have to buff up my health insurance though. ;)

star
04-30-2004, 01:07 AM
Ivan Lendl and Martina Navratilova on the box of "Wheat Czechs." ;)

Excellent. :)

Carito_90
04-30-2004, 01:11 AM
Excellent.

Okay, now you sound like Mr. Burns

andylover_16
04-30-2004, 01:27 AM
I think his cerial would be like little Tennis racquets and tennis ball marshmellows. The cerial won't be super-sugary if it came out like 2yrs ago it would have been. Now it's alittle more sophisticated, it has some nutritional value like high fiber and protien but there is that youth aspect that is still there represented by the marshmellows...I think there also maybe some little tennis dude in there too, maybe some US Open Trohpies...lol...mmmmhhhmmm cerial.... :drool: :drool:

Innovative :)

I say it should be cinnamon

Fumus
04-30-2004, 01:35 AM
Is that Judelaw?

star
04-30-2004, 02:39 AM
Jude Law :lick:

Deboogle!.
04-30-2004, 02:43 AM
let's add a :hearts: and a :drool: to that :lick:

star
04-30-2004, 02:46 AM
I'll let you heart. I'm just gonna lust. :)

Deboogle!.
04-30-2004, 02:49 AM
but he has an :hearts:accent:hearts:

star
04-30-2004, 02:53 AM
Just a british one.

It's not like an Aussie accent or a Spanish accent. :)

Deboogle!.
04-30-2004, 02:54 AM
British accent = :hearts:

Australian accent = :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: *passes out*

star
04-30-2004, 03:00 AM
I think it is generally agreed that the Aussie accent is the sexiest accent around.

The Sean Connery Scottish accent is pretty devastating too.

Deboogle!.
04-30-2004, 03:01 AM
I actually know people who don't find the Australian accent attractive *gasp* :eek: :help:

Havok
04-30-2004, 03:08 AM
Depends on what kind of Australian accent. Lleyton has a horrible accent imo. Mark's accent is much better, but Dokic takes the cake with the best accent :drool::lick: I'm not too fond of british accents either:p

star
04-30-2004, 03:10 AM
Lleyton's accent is yummy.

I'm not that fond of an Aussie accent for a woman. :)

Deboogle!.
04-30-2004, 03:12 AM
Lleyton's is ok, it's not the same effect b/c his voice is a little high-pitched but it's still an :hearts:Aussie:hearts: :hearts:accent:hearts:

Heath Ledger though. Oh. my. god. Or Hugh Jackman. Kill. Me. Now.

Fumus
04-30-2004, 03:33 AM
:topic:

Havok
04-30-2004, 03:35 AM
Skyler the code is just topic in between :;) :topic: tadah! and star, Dokic's accent isnt full on Australian, its a mix of yugoslavian as well. SUPER HOT:drool:

Havok
04-30-2004, 03:37 AM
how about: Oi Oi Oreo O's

star
04-30-2004, 03:48 AM
:topic:


So like when did a thread in Andy's forum NOT go off topic?

sheeesh


Naldo, I've got to say that I don't really remember Dokic's accent that clearly. I just remember her sounding like an Aussie girl.

Havok
04-30-2004, 03:58 AM
So like when did a thread in Andy's forum NOT go off topic?

sheeesh


Naldo, I've got to say that I don't really remember Dokic's accent that clearly. I just remember her sounding like an Aussie girl.
oh come on star, give the dude a break;) It's like me when I used :topic: from time to time, all in good fun:D

And I personally don't think Jelena has a full on Australian accent, I could be wrong though and just be mesmerized by her looks though :drool:

star
04-30-2004, 04:00 AM
Well, you are cuter. ;)

I always give cute guys a break.

You are definitely mesmerized by her looks, but you could be right too. :)

Deboogle!.
04-30-2004, 04:02 AM
I could be wrong though and just be mesmerized by her looks though :drool:

at least you come by your bias honestly ;) :yeah:

J. Corwin
04-30-2004, 05:21 AM
Since when does Dokic have an Aussie accent? Must have missed it.

star
04-30-2004, 05:30 AM
You missed it.

Havok
04-30-2004, 05:11 PM
Jackson fell off the boat :retard: how can you not know Jelena has an Aussie accent :scratch: well now you know:D

star
04-30-2004, 06:36 PM
Maybe Jackson was mesmerized. :)

Havok
04-30-2004, 06:55 PM
:rocker2: how can you NOT be:scratch:

J. Corwin
04-30-2004, 07:16 PM
I think it's cuz I've never paid much attention to her interviews, etc.

Fumus
04-30-2004, 08:02 PM
hmmmm...maybe you should eat some cereal and figure it out Jace...

my personal ode to cereal

Cereal you taste so good
then you rot my teeth
Cereal I defly would
like a bowl without grief

But Mr.Atkins says no way
too carbs to make my day
I feel like that is sorta not good I wanna eat Cereal right now fruity peebles, oh man, please god when will this diet be over!

Havok
04-30-2004, 08:06 PM
I haven't eaten cereal in a really really long time :scared: thats what happens when you wake up and its almost lunch time:D

Fumus
04-30-2004, 08:10 PM
haha, yea, I don't wake up at that time and even if i did, I eat cereal at all times of the day! lol

Havok
04-30-2004, 08:13 PM
I just don't eat cereal period. :banana:

Deboogle!.
04-30-2004, 08:23 PM
I love cereal, but not sweet cereal. I like Cheerios and Rice Krispies. that's really about it lol

Havok
04-30-2004, 08:26 PM
the regular Cheerios? :scared: Rice Krispies RULE. It's fun to listen to all the crackling :rocker2: Also Frosted Flakes :love: But alas, now I don't eat cereal anymore, they are just blah to me now:(

tangerine_dream
04-30-2004, 08:26 PM
My folks refused to get us the surgary cereals we always begged for: Frakenberry, Count Chocula, Coco-Puffs, Fruit Loops, all of those things. It was either oatmeal, eggs and bacon, or corn flakes (and not the Tony the Tiger kind of corn flakes). :)

I look at the prices of cereals today and I have to wonder who can even afford to eat cereal nowadays. :lol:

Havok
04-30-2004, 08:28 PM
ok I'm calling all you Americans for some assistance. My alltime favorite cereal way back when was the chocolate version of Rice Krispies, and it had a brown box if I remember correctly, and it had a monkey dude on the cover. Now for the life of me I can't remember the name of this cereal, and it's only found in the US:(. Anybody know what cereal I'm talking about?

Deboogle!.
04-30-2004, 08:29 PM
yes, Naldo regular Cheerios. they're my favorite! I just don't like the way sugar tastes with the milk and stuff, eewwww

haha tangy, you don't shop like my dad. He doesn't pay over $1 for a box of cereal, ever.

Deboogle!.
04-30-2004, 08:30 PM
It wasn't called Cocoa Krispies? LMAO

tangerine_dream
04-30-2004, 08:34 PM
It wasn't called Cocoa Krispies? LMAO

:haha: Yes, it was called Cocoa Krispies.

We had Rice Krispies at home, too. Basically, we could have the cereals that didn't have a ton of sugar in them.

zoltan83
04-30-2004, 08:35 PM
Cereal... long time that I didn't eat cereal.
I liked Rice Krispies and also Smaks!

Havok
04-30-2004, 08:35 PM
Merci :kiss:

Deboogle!.
04-30-2004, 08:36 PM
de rien :hug:

star
04-30-2004, 09:27 PM
I like cheerios, raisin bran, grapenuts, and some funky nut date wheat thing, and Total corn flakes.

But I hardly ever eat cereal anymore.

J. Corwin
04-30-2004, 10:56 PM
I haven't eaten cereal for a very long time. I loved honey oats, oatmeal, etc. I loved Rice Krispies as well.

andylover_16
04-30-2004, 11:12 PM
Is that Judelaw?


:topic:, only kidding :)

Yes it is Jude Law

Havok
04-30-2004, 11:18 PM
I liked Raisin Bran as well, but they don't have enough raisins in it anymore:ras: it's about the only time raisins are edible for me:D

Carito_90
04-30-2004, 11:47 PM
I like fruit loops (i know, i'm so childish! :lol: but come on, they're tasty! lol)

Havok
05-01-2004, 12:14 AM
Ack, Froot Loops sucked major ass! They all tasted the same and tasted like cardboard:(. You know what tasted like Froot Loops, Iced Tea made my McCain, yuck!

J. Corwin
05-01-2004, 12:14 AM
Ok horror story warning!! (Don't read if you're easily queasy!!)



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---> Ok, several years ago when my brother was about eight(?) he decided he wanted to eat Raisin Bran. There was a box at the top of the fridge so I got it for him and he poured himself a bowl to eat. Now this box had been on top of the fridge for quite awhile. Don't remember how long but it's been too long. We didn't think much of it at the time, so he ate the cereal in his bowl. A few minutes later he asked me "What's in my bowl?". So I went over and looked. There were lots and lots of these little bugs crawling all around in his cereal. I think they must have liked really old cereal. They looked like stinkbugs and blended in well with the shriveled up raisins.

Of course he stopped eating and we were both disgusted (poor bro). Tossed that one out in a hurry. :lol:


Don't say I didn't give a warning. But I know y'all were tempted to read it anyway. ;)

Havok
05-01-2004, 12:16 AM
:haha: how about we make sure no old crap stays inside the house:D that's like a story you would hear when you went to sleep over at your grandma's house and you ate some of her expired crap :lol:

Fumus
05-01-2004, 12:26 AM
fuck...

tangerine_dream
05-01-2004, 12:32 AM
fuck...

Whoa. Deep.

;)

Fumus
05-01-2004, 12:34 AM
Whoa. Deep.

;)

I think if I just wrote Fuck, it would be seen as crude. The dots add a question, like, is he really mad or is he asking a question, hmmm I don't know, fuck? It's mysterious like that...

star
05-01-2004, 12:34 AM
really? deep? are you sure?

;)

tangerine_dream
05-01-2004, 12:43 AM
Mysteriously deep....I like that! :banana:

Fumus
05-01-2004, 01:03 AM
that's right mysterious and crude...lol sounds like a keeper

J. Corwin
05-01-2004, 08:40 AM
:haha: how about we make sure no old crap stays inside the house:D that's like a story you would hear when you went to sleep over at your grandma's house and you ate some of her expired crap :lol:

lmao. Well he did eat some and swallowed some of those buggers lol. blech

tangerine_dream
05-01-2004, 05:07 PM
:haha: That's really gross, jace. Never eat at grandma's!

J. Corwin
05-01-2004, 08:22 PM
poor grandma :(

Fumus
09-22-2004, 08:35 PM
*bump*
The Roddick Cereal for this year, would be called "let down, ohhs" or maybe we'll call them US Open champion cereal but, after you eat them you have a hangover that lasts a year and some change...lol

Golfnduck
09-23-2004, 02:54 AM
LOL!!! OMFG!!! I was gonna rep you, but I'm a rep whore when it comes to you.

Mr. Man
09-23-2004, 03:00 AM
Seriously is there a way of contacting Rod man and asking if he'd come out with a cereal? All the haters will puke and I would very much love their agony. Awwwww. Oh and I'd buy the cereal...how about yall?

superpinkone37
09-23-2004, 03:29 AM
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Iheartandy&roger
09-23-2004, 05:05 PM
lmao I wouldnt care and andy cereal would be awesome! but maybe if he did make a cereal the cereal would be in the shape of stars or maybe his face and have edible pics of him on the face or star...

Fumus
10-01-2004, 01:03 PM
I have a better Idea for a cereal...it will be called Roddick Krisp, it's like really sugary. "Roddick Krisp, serving up tasty cereal at a 155mph" ;)

superpinkone37
10-02-2004, 12:51 AM
:yeah: