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partygirl
05-12-2007, 04:36 AM
It had to be done, we needed a home so that tennis slash could rightfully abound in it's given place.

Don't blame me, Roger made me do it...
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c140/postmypicsplease/98833547-Lghr.jpg

Andy tried.:lol:
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c140/postmypicsplease/145370370-L.jpg

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 04:40 AM
Very nice. So this will be the slash thread, and the other will be the chat thread? Excellent. :yeah:

partygirl
05-12-2007, 04:42 AM
:scratch:i thought this would be the chat thread & the other would be the slash thread seeing as the titles are...

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 04:42 AM
We need two threads :rolls:

Fee
05-12-2007, 04:46 AM
So we talk about diets, live journals, blood donation, and sexual habits here? There should be an age warning in the title perhaps.

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 04:47 AM
Sounds like a smart idea. PG, change the thread title just so we save our butts. I don't need more "junk" mail coming through my inbox. This will serve as our anything-goes for those over the age of consent.

You owe me a HollyHood story, btw. ;)

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 04:48 AM
So we talk about diets, live journals, blood donation, and sexual habits here? There should be an age warning in the title perhaps.

Must be born on or before 11/29/1989 :rolls:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 04:52 AM
And have an IQ above 60 as well. You never know around here. :lol:

Jonathan and I have our share of stalkery types, don't we? :p

60??!?!?! SIXTY?!?!?!? Love, that is way too much to ask around here :o

I dont really have stalkers, YOU have stalkers, I just have trolls :o

partygirl
05-12-2007, 04:53 AM
:rolls: Well, I have O+ blood, so I am basically the slut of the blood donor arena, I go with anyone :rolls:

me too!
*high five for blood sluts.*

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 04:55 AM
me too!
*high five for blood sluts.*

*blood slut high five again*

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 04:58 AM
I didn't realize there was a difference? What's the difference between a stalker and a troll then? :scratch:

A stalker would be someone who constantly PMs you and harasses you for sex pix and/or other annoying BS, while a troll just makes post for the sole intention of pissing you off.

On second thought, you're kinda right :scratch:

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 04:58 AM
I will ruin this thread :)
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/adriana_lima_640.jpg

Lee
05-12-2007, 04:59 AM
I was just sent this video link: :aplot:

Fun in the Shower (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FBMdUJODqos&mode=related&search=)

Mariano is quite an exhibitionist. :lol:

partygirl
05-12-2007, 05:00 AM
I will ruin this thread :)
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/adriana_lima_640.jpg
You just increased the hotness darling:kiss:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 05:01 AM
You just increased the hotness darling:kiss:

I'm still waiting....:p

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:02 AM
Oh, okay then. I have more stalkers than trolls if we go by your definition, although they do seem pretty similar! :haha:

I'm glad there is a separate thread now, this way we keep everyone happy. :aplot:

Its gonna get confusing :o

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:07 AM
Don't worry- it may take time, but it will work out. People were more interested in talking about slash, so the original thread over there will now be what it was SUPPOSED to be.

Here, people will answer your queries about anal and (CEFDP). ;)

MY questions? Larah brought up the anal :rolls:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:09 AM
Are you sure about that? I could have sworn that was you. Trying to blame it one someone else, you cheeky lil' thing you? ;)

she brought it up first, then i did :p

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:14 AM
My bad- I just saw it. It just seemed like something you would say. That will teach me not to make assumptions. ;)

Ive already got that reputation? :tape:

partygirl
05-12-2007, 05:18 AM
she brought it up first, then i did :p:devil:
I'm still waiting....:p

As for an H. story i'm still waiting to develop or fall into (ass backward) some serious Hollywood fun.

I have an F-buddy who is enamored totally with me...
He is perfect on paper, older, attractive, established, well off, gorgeous apartment in Santa Monica...the requisite perfect Lexus.
-And then me, losing interest in the west coast Mr. Big:awww::bigcry:


:drink:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 05:20 AM
:devil:

As for an H. story i'm still waiting to develop or fall into (ass backward) some serious Hollywood fun.

I have an F-buddy who is enamored totally with me...
He is perfect on paper, older, attractive, established, well off, gorgeous apartment in Santa Monica...the requisite perfect Lexus.
-And then me, losing interest:awww::bigcry:


:drink:

I lived at 9th and Montana in Santa Monica. :woohoo:

He does sound perfect on paper- so what gives then?

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 05:21 AM
:devil:


As for an H. story i'm still waiting to develop or fall into (ass backward) some serious Hollywood fun.

I have an F-buddy who is enamored totally with me...
He is perfect on paper, older, attractive, established, well off, gorgeous apartment in Santa Monica...the requisite perfect Lexus.
-And then me, losing interest in the west coast Mr. Big:awww::bigcry:


:drink:

:hug:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 05:21 AM
Muzza, when you wake up- this video is for you. ;)

The Equivalent of ATP Porn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91n9jTLzzGs)

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:26 AM
Muzza, when you wake up- this video is for you. ;)

The Equivalent of ATP Porn (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91n9jTLzzGs)

that video never gets old :rolls:

partygirl
05-12-2007, 05:29 AM
He does sound perfect on paper- so what gives then?I DON'T KNOW:rolleyes: i keep asking myself that...i guess i just don't feel it.

But i swear he was exactly what i was dying for just before i moved here...I'm so crazay.

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:29 AM
I was just sent this video link: :aplot:

Fun in the Shower (http://youtube.com/watch?v=FBMdUJODqos&mode=related&search=)

I swear, your inbox must read like an episode of 'Emmanuelle's Adventures'.

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 05:30 AM
f-buddies are best thing since slice bread ;) but not when you had to tell them you have a g/f now and to stop calling at 3am :rolls:

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 05:32 AM
One thread is not enough?

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 05:32 AM
I swear, your inbox must read like an episode of 'Emmanuelle's Adventures'.

Emmanuelle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A CLASSIC!

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:33 AM
f-buddies are best thing since slice bread ;) but not when you had to tell them you have a g/f now and to stop calling at 3am :rolls:

So, you're officially a perv now? Great. Do you think Gasquet and Djokovic are the new it couple?

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 05:33 AM
So, you're officially a perv now? Great. Do you think Gasquet and Djokovic are the new it couple?

i dont talk about guys..only gals :kiss:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 05:34 AM
I DON'T KNOW:rolleyes: i keep asking myself that...i guess i just don't feel it.

But i swear he was exactly what i was dying for just before i moved here...I'm so crazay.

If you don't feel it, you don't feel it. Sometimes a change of scenery alters people. HollyHood is a tough place to remain unchanged.

I swear, your inbox must read like an episode of 'Emmanuelle's Adventures'.

:lol: People send me things all the time, privately. I never judge them or any of their fantasies or whatever. They trust me, and I dig it. :)

Emmanuelle...good call. :haha:

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:34 AM
One thread is not enough?

No, the chatty stuff was getting in the way of the slash. This one is for perv chat, the other one is for slash.

We'll still get slashy in here from time to time, I'm sure. Feel free to contribute. I'm sure you have a favorite Moya-Nadal photo on your desktop to share. :)

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:35 AM
i dont talk about guys..only gals :kiss:

Good for you. Wrong thread. :)

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 05:36 AM
No, the chatty stuff was getting in the way of the slash. This one is for perv chat, the other one is for slash.

We'll still get slashy in here from time to time, I'm sure. Feel free to contribute. I'm sure you have a favorite Moya-Nadal photo on your desktop to share. :)

A favorite Moya photo? Nah, never seen one. :p

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:36 AM
:haha: :yeah: I do- they're lovely.

WORD!

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 05:37 AM
Good for you. Wrong thread. :)
:p i will not give up... hot girl pic coming up :)

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 05:37 AM
No, the chatty stuff was getting in the way of the slash. This one is for perv chat, the other one is for slash.

We'll still get slashy in here from time to time, I'm sure. Feel free to contribute. I'm sure you have a favorite Moya-Nadal photo on your desktop to share. :)

Who told you about those photos :unsure:

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:38 AM
EVERYONE has a Moya photo. EV ER Y ONE.

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 05:38 AM
:p i will not give up... hot girl pic coming up :)

:yeah:

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 05:38 AM
EVERYONE has a Moya photo. EV ER Y ONE.

i dont, but i do have a Jessica Abla photo ;)
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/alba.jpg

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 05:39 AM
WORD!

Girl, you are ON with the pictures. Wow, feel free to post any and all that you like. Fee, you take all of them yourself- they're from your trips to tourneys?

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:39 AM
:p i will not give up... hot girl pic coming up :)

awwww diddums. No where else to get attention tonight?

Be careful, MistaJerk will call you a basement dwelling homo if he sees you in here with all of us.

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 05:40 AM
i dont, but i do have a Jessica Abla photo ;)
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/alba.jpg

Katherine Heigl next please! :drool:

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 05:40 AM
Be careful, MistaJerk will call you a basement dwelling homo if he sees you in here with all of us.

:lol: i will be back at my parents for the summer :rocker: no rent, free beer Vamos!

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:41 AM
Girl, you are ON with the pictures. Wow, feel free to post any and all that you like. Fee, you take all of them yourself- they're from your trips to tourneys?

I have taken a fair amount of photos at the tournaments I've been to, yes. That Richie Nole pic was from last week. HOT HAWT HOTT.

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 05:43 AM
I have taken a fair amount of photos at the tournaments I've been to, yes. That Richie Nole pic was from last week. HOT HAWT HOTT.

All of the pictures I've seen from you have been great. Those two are symbolic of the changing of the guard- it's nice to see.

Which tournament are you headed to next?

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 05:43 AM
Katherine Heigl next please! :drool:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/z-katherine-heigl-04.jpg

:wavey:

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:43 AM
Katherine Heigl next please! :drool:

While we appreciate your contribution to our 1000 posts goal, this is a place for the perv squad to chat. If you would like to join us you must

1. Post a pervy/slashy photo of at least two male players together
2. Give yourself a perv title
3. Put it in your signature.

And most of all, stop trolling and begging for attention. It's not very attractive to see grown men behave that way.

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:45 AM
All of the pictures I've seen from you have been great. Those two are symbolic of the changing of the guard- it's nice to see.

Which tournament are you headed to next?

Possibly the Yuba City Challenger, just long enough to say hello to a few of the kids, and then, fingers crossed, Wimbledon (but only if many cards fall exactly into place).

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:45 AM
is the perv thread being de-railed? :rolls:

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 05:46 AM
While we appreciate your contribution to our 1000 posts goal, this is a place for the perv squad to chat. If you would like to join us you must

1. Post a pervy/slashy photo of at least two male players together
2. Give yourself a perv title
3. Put it in your signature.

And most of all, stop trolling and begging for attention. It's not very attractive to see grown men behave that way.

1. Only if it's about two girls. :D
2. Not very creative.
3. My signature is full now. :sad:

Awwwwwww I just fish for my family. :sad:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 05:46 AM
While we appreciate your contribution to our 1000 posts goal, this is a place for the perv squad to chat. If you would like to join us you must

1. Post a pervy/slashy photo of at least two male players together
2. Give yourself a perv title
3. Put it in your signature.

And most of all, stop trolling and begging for attention. It's not very attractive to see grown men behave that way.

So reasonable and yet completely direct at the same time. I love you Fee. :hearts:

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 05:46 AM
. It's not very attractive to see grown men behave that way.

you're giving us too much credit. :)

thread hijacking is a bitch :)

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 05:47 AM
Let's de-rail the thread with girls :D :p

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 05:47 AM
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/z-katherine-heigl-04.jpg

:wavey:

You rock mate! :D :D :D

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 05:48 AM
Let's de-rail the thread with girls :D :p

Yeah thats what I was thinking :D

But me thinks your buddy Blaze would rather see the pictures of guys :awww:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:48 AM
Jonathan, it's because you are famous. People can't help but follow and post wherever you are. It's just too funny. :haha:

:spit:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 05:49 AM
Possibly the Yuba City Challenger, just long enough to say hello to a few of the kids, and then, fingers crossed, Wimbledon (but only if many cards fall exactly into place).

I've never been to Yuba City- how far out of the hood is that?

I hope everything does fall into place for Wimbledon. If the finances were right, I'd be there- maybe next year. :)

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:49 AM
Yeah thats what I was thinking :D

But me thinks your buddy Blaze would rather see the pictures of guys :awww:

o yeah, let me tell you :retard:

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 05:49 AM
I will ruin this thread :)
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/adriana_lima_640.jpg

:D

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:50 AM
Actually, I find the trio of Jonathan and his two male followers quite slashy, now that I think about it. Why do these 3 really follow each other all over MTF, getting all hot and bothered with their pretend forum fights. It's nothing but foreplay, displayed here for everyone to see.

SEXAY.

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 05:51 AM
Yeah thats what I was thinking :D

But me thinks your buddy Blaze would rather see the pictures of guys :awww:

Yeah, too sensitive. :p

Michelle Trachtenberg! :drool: :drool: :drool:

http://mysticmuse.net/images/gallerypics8/michelle-trachtenberg-esquire-photoshoot-hq-02-0750.jpg

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:52 AM
Actually, I find the trio of Jonathan and his two male followers quite slashy, now that I think about it. Why do these 3 really follow each other all over MTF, getting all hot and bothered with their pretend forum fights. It's nothing but foreplay, displayed here for everyone to see.

SEXAY.

what on Earth? :spit:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:53 AM
Yeah, too sensitive. :p

Michelle Trachtenberg! :drool: :drool: :drool:

http://mysticmuse.net/images/gallerypics8/michelle-trachtenberg-esquire-photoshoot-hq-02-0750.jpg

Is there a reverse side?

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:53 AM
I've never been to Yuba City- how far out of the hood is that?

I hope everything does fall into place for Wimbledon. If the finances were right, I'd be there- maybe next year. :)

Yuba City is roughly 45 minutes to one hour from the airport, I'm guessing. I already know that Horia is not coming, so I'll just see who signs in for qualies, then head out on Saturday morning. It's the first weekend of June.

I have to go to Wimby this year, I don't think JMG or Justin will be there next year. Injuries... :sad:

partygirl
05-12-2007, 05:54 AM
i am not endorsing this, i just want to state:
"jessica Alba suckshttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sick009.gif, Katherine Heigl rocks:rocker2:"

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 05:54 AM
I believe Jerry-boy is the celebrity here. His duels with Mista are known all over the world. :p

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:55 AM
I believe Jerry-boy is the celebrity here. His duels with Mista are known all over the world. :p

Indeed. The whoosh! is a legendary sound :worship:

Lee
05-12-2007, 05:55 AM
Should I close the "dedication to sexy women" thread since there's another outlet in NT?

Sorry, I am pretty sick and tired handling morons in NT today. And no, the 3 posters who want to derail this thread are not one of those morons.

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 05:55 AM
i am not endorsing this, i just want to state:
"jessica Alba suckshttp://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sick009.gif, Katherine Heigl rocks:rocker2:"

Agreed 100%.

Jonathan boy:

Is this enough? :p


http://members.cox.net/noz4a2/MichelleTrachtenberg3-Eurotrip-nmd.jpg

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:55 AM
Goddamn boy, now I am jealous. All of this attention is for you. I don't care what form it's in- all of this jonesing/worship/etc. is all for you. Amazing that you have THAT much power, so young...Good on ya, you saucy lil' thing you! :yeah:

:rolls:

partygirl
05-12-2007, 05:56 AM
Actually, I find the trio of Jonathan and his two male followers quite slashy, now that I think about it. Why do these 3 really follow each other all over MTF, getting all hot and bothered with their pretend forum fights. It's nothing but foreplay, displayed here for everyone to see.

SEXAY.
I know right.

Hey would you 3 kiss for us?
...it doesn't make you gay or anything.

we'll wait....:D

Is this enough? :p
If you must post chicks please make sure they are hot or sumthin';)

its going to be very difficult to accept boys into the Perv fold, seeing as they seem to be HARDLY PATICULAR:lol:
... if a picture of Paris hilton shows here you are all going down:armed:

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 05:56 AM
Lee why did you close the ban the poster thread? It had potential for greatness :sad:

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 05:57 AM
I believe Jerry-boy is the celebrity here. His duels with Mista are known all over the world. :p

i would be in the hall of fame if i didnt change my name every month. and my "roddick sucks" are famous too :) but now im moving onto Volandri sucks

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 05:57 AM
Should I close the "dedication to sexy women" thread since there's another outlet in NT?

Sorry, I am pretty sick and tired handling morons in NT today. And no, the 3 posters who want to derail this thread are not one of those morons.

Whatever you think is best, Lee. Whatever makes your job easier. We just want to have a good time. I couldn't care less about "de-railing"- it's a non issue to me. I'll enjoy myself regardless. :)

RickDaStick
05-12-2007, 05:57 AM
http://scans.sicknote.org.uk/pictures/jennifer_ellison/jennifer_ellison_zoo_14/jennifer_ellison_zoo_14.jpg

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 05:57 AM
Agreed 100%.

Jonathan boy:

Is this enough? :p


http://members.cox.net/noz4a2/MichelleTrachtenberg3-Eurotrip-nmd.jpg

post the ones without the bra :D

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 05:57 AM
Should I close the "dedication to sexy women" thread since there's another outlet in NT?

Sorry, I am pretty sick and tired handling morons in NT today. And no, the 3 posters who want to derail this thread are not one of those morons.

Um, re-count please

Is this enough? :p


http://members.cox.net/noz4a2/MichelleTrachtenberg3-Eurotrip-nmd.jpg

Lovely :drool:

That guy in the yellow is trying so hard not to look :rolls:

Lee
05-12-2007, 05:57 AM
Lee why did you close the ban the poster thread? It had potential for greatness :sad:

I deleted about 40 posts from that thread today.

Fee
05-12-2007, 05:58 AM
what on Earth? :spit:

No swallowing in your threesome? That's probably the safest, you have no idea where those other two have really been...

It's because he's famous. You have a celeb that's chased by people that don't care about how they are seen. It's the stuff of total comedy. :haha:

It's totally slashy, AND it will push up the 1k posts in a hurry. Classic. :yeah:

It's very slashy. I can see it now...

Glenn and Blaze sink into the couch together, prepared to settle in for a long evening together. Just as Glenn reaches his hand into Blaze's pants, the door under the stairs opens and Jerry enters the room from the basement. Blaze lifts his head... 'Not again!' he utters in disgust. Without looking up, or moving his hand, Glenn spits out 'you can stay, but only if you have the camera' and goes back to his previous activity. He has work to focus on tonight, and he won't be interrupted again.

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 05:58 AM
I know right.

Hey would you 3 kiss for us?
...it doesn't make you gay or anything.

we'll wait....:D

:spit: :haha:

I love you girly, you totally rock! :smooch:

Lee
05-12-2007, 05:59 AM
Um, re-count please



Really? You don't know you're one of the morons? ;) :hug:

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 05:59 AM
Should I close the "dedication to sexy women" thread since there's another outlet in NT?

Sorry, I am pretty sick and tired handling morons in NT today. And no, the 3 posters who want to derail this thread are not one of those morons.

You rule Lee. :hug:

I know right.

Hey would you 3 kiss for us?
...it doesn't make you gay or anything.

we'll wait....:D

Hummmm... no way, sweety. ;)

i would be in the hall of fame if i didnt change my name every month. and my "roddick sucks" are famous too :) but now im moving onto Volandri sucks

Well, for us "veterans" you're already a hall of famer.

post the ones without the bra :D

There are none, unfortunately. :sad:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 06:00 AM
No swallowing in your threesome? That's probably the safest, you have no idea where those other two have really been...



It's very slashy. I can see it now...

Glenn and Blaze sink into the couch together, prepared to settle in for a long evening together. Just as Glenn reaches his hand into Blaze's pants, the door under the stairs opens and Jerry enters the room from the basement. Blaze lifts his head... 'Not again!' he utters in disgust. Without looking up, or moving his hand, Glenn spits out 'you can stay, but only if you have the camera' and goes back to his previous activity. He has work to focus on tonight, and he won't be interrupted again.

Ooooh very hot. I knew you could write this stuff in your sleep. Meh, if I tried I couldn't write slash to save my life. I don't know why- it just doesn't work. :p

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:00 AM
http://scans.sicknote.org.uk/pictures/jennifer_ellison/jennifer_ellison_zoo_14/jennifer_ellison_zoo_14.jpg

You're here too? NOW its a party :rocker2: We just need some Fedtards now

No swallowing in your threesome? That's probably the safest, you have no idea where those other two have really been...



It's very slashy. I can see it now...

Glenn and Blaze sink into the couch together, prepared to settle in for a long evening together. Just as Glenn reaches his hand into Blaze's pants, the door under the stairs opens and Jerry enters the room from the basement. Blaze lifts his head... 'Not again!' he utters in disgust. Without looking up, or moving his hand, Glenn spits out 'you can stay, but only if you have the camera' and goes back to his previous activity. He has work to focus on tonight, and he won't be interrupted again.

:unsure:

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:00 AM
No swallowing in your threesome? That's probably the safest, you have no idea where those other two have really been...



It's very slashy. I can see it now...

Glenn and Blaze sink into the couch together, prepared to settle in for a long evening together. Just as Glenn reaches his hand into Blaze's pants, the door under the stairs opens and Jerry enters the room from the basement. Blaze lifts his head... 'Not again!' he utters in disgust. Without looking up, or moving his hand, Glenn spits out 'you can stay, but only if you have the camera' and goes back to his previous activity. He has work to focus on tonight, and he won't be interrupted again.

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:02 AM
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Exactly. Hold your mouth just like that.

Lee
05-12-2007, 06:02 AM
Whatever you think is best, Lee. Whatever makes your job easier. We just want to have a good time. I couldn't care less about "de-railing"- it's a non issue to me. I'll enjoy myself regardless. :)

My job is never easier :p

Everyone wants to have a good time. The other one doesn't have too many posts there so that I can close and remove from NT. This one, I really can't so if other real morons showed up and create havoc, it will be a monumental task.

Lee
05-12-2007, 06:04 AM
post the ones without the bra :D

You know what will happen though?

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:04 AM
Really? You don't know you're one of the morons? ;) :hug:

And you worried that it would be confusing. WE'RE FAMOUS! Get used to it baby, come summer time- I'm gonna grab you and we'll hit the hard court tourneys here. Just wait...:cool:

looking forward to it :cool:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 06:04 AM
Exactly. Hold your mouth just like that.

Fee is en fuego! :haha:

My job is never easier :p

Everyone wants to have a good time. The other one doesn't have too many posts there so that I can close and remove from NT. This one, I really can't so if other real morons showed up and create havoc, it will be a monumental task.

I can't imagine how tough that is. You should draw a big salary for dealing with it. :hug:

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:04 AM
You know what will happen though?

The thread title says 18+ :D

RickDaStick
05-12-2007, 06:05 AM
You know what will happen though?

You can keep a secret, cant you?:)

partygirl
05-12-2007, 06:06 AM
:lol: Fee wins again.
&
please no one make Ms. Lee's job any tougher.

-thank you

Lee
05-12-2007, 06:06 AM
The thread title says 18+ :D

You can keep a secret, cant you?:)

That's a direct order from Steve.

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:07 AM
Look, we have the foursome now!

My goodness, it's like the Spanish Davis Cup team with the man love between the four of you. Be still my heart.

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 06:07 AM
:lol: Fee wins again.

Fee always wins. :)

I love the title change, too. "Couples welcome." Just like my stint at Cheetah's PG. :eek: ;)

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:08 AM
Fee always wins. :)



False

Lee
05-12-2007, 06:09 AM
Look, we have the foursome now!

My goodness, it's like the Spanish Davis Cup team with the man love between the four of you. Be still my heart.

:secret: Not necessary. Jerry sometimes pretends he's his little bro. :p

but not tonight.

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 06:09 AM
Look, we have the foursome now!

My goodness, it's like the Spanish Davis Cup team with the man love between the four of you. Be still my heart.

Ah, nothing more gorge than spicy man love. LOVE.IT. :yeah:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:09 AM
:secret: Not necessary. Jerry sometimes pretends he's his little bro. :p

but not tonight.

ahhh, role play :lol:

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:10 AM
:secret: Not necessary. Jerry sometimes pretends he's his little bro. :p

but not tonight.

:boxing: im not part of the foursome, its Blaze,Glenn,TennisMaster and IL :)

Lee
05-12-2007, 06:11 AM
This is the 2nd time tonight you bash a mod.

You know the punishment? http://img2.menstennisforums.com/753/kommmalherfreundchen.gif

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:11 AM
Exactly. Hold your mouth just like that.

:haha: no way.

More girls for this thread.

Kristen! :drool:

http://files.blog-city.com/files/O05/148581/p/f/kristen_bell_shape_july11_4.jpg

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:12 AM
:boxing: im not part of the foursome, its Blaze,Glenn,TennisMaster and IL :)

Fine. You're just the cinematographer. Hey, no problem.

"I like to watch."

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:12 AM
:haha: no way.

More girls for this thread.

Kristen! :drool:

http://files.blog-city.com/files/O05/148581/p/f/kristen_bell_shape_july11_4.jpg

I wonder what her favorite treats are :aplot:

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:12 AM
This is the 2nd time tonight you bash a mod.

You know the punishment? http://img2.menstennisforums.com/753/kommmalherfreundchen.gif

:eek: me? i have never bashed a mod. :D

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:13 AM
I wonder what her favorite treats are :aplot:

Don't even start... :p :lol:

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:14 AM
The only woman I want to see in this thread is KelliTherese (and perhaps a raw carrot). She's hotter than everything you've posted so far. (less than 900 to go)

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:14 AM
Canas/Ljubicic RG final :rocker2:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:14 AM
Don't even start... :p :lol:

What? :devil: I would guess a stedy supply of fresh fruits and veggies :angel:

Lee
05-12-2007, 06:14 AM
:eek: me? i have never bashed a mod. :D

You forgot this post. :(

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5338211&postcount=8

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:14 AM
The only woman I want to see in this thread is KelliTherese (and perhaps a raw carrot). She's hotter than everything you've posted so far.

My friend doesnt think so. :unsure:

RickDaStick
05-12-2007, 06:15 AM
Blaze: In all seriousness, is it true that Nadal's doubles partner in barcelona is his current boyfriend?

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:15 AM
Canas/Ljubicic RG final :rocker2:

Now THAT SHIT is NOT welcome here

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:15 AM
The only woman I want to see in this thread is KelliTherese (and perhaps a raw carrot). She's hotter than everything you've posted so far. (less than 900 to go)

Incorrect, Adriana Lima is the hottest person of all time.

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/AdrianaLima.jpg

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:17 AM
Blaze: In all seriousness, is it true that Nadal's doubles partner in barcelona is his current boyfriend?

In Barca? Salva-Vidal? They've been friends since the womb

Incorrect, Adriana Lima is the hottest person of all time.

I prefer Vida Guerra to be honest :shrug:

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:17 AM
My friend doesnt think so. :unsure:

Your 'friend' is a hand, and a hand doesn't think, it just does what it's told. Lotion?

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:17 AM
Now THAT SHIT is NOT welcome here

I know :p

But I recently found out IL is MTF's 2nd biggest Canas fan and now I am Ljubicic's 2nd biggest fan ;)

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:18 AM
What? :devil: I would guess a stedy supply of fresh fruits and veggies :angel:

Carrots and bananas? :angel:

Incorrect, Adriana Lima is the hottest person of all time.

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/AdrianaLima.jpg

So wrong.

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:18 AM
Fine then, no personal observations. ;)

Lee
05-12-2007, 06:18 AM
Well, they are posting kind of boring chicks. I think I prefer something a little bit more unique.


So true. :awww:


Your 'friend' is a hand, and a hand doesn't think, it just does what it's told. Lotion?

:spit:

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:19 AM
I prefer Vida Guerra to be honest :shrug:

yeah from the backside, me too, but overall...Adriana :hearts:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:19 AM
I know :p

But I recently found out IL is MTF's 2nd biggest Canas fan and now I am Ljubicic's 2nd biggest fan ;)

I would start trolling with Nadal here, but its not the thread to do so

Carrots and bananas? :angel:



So wrong.

and pickles and cucumbers :D

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:19 AM
Your 'friend' is a hand, and a hand doesn't think, it just does what it's told. Lotion?

No his name is Rob, and he has left MTF :sad:

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:20 AM
and pickles and cucumbers :D

Warm milk maybe too? :D

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 06:20 AM
Okay. (But you are more interesting. We'll keep that private then. :hug: )

I appreciate it. But yeah, nothing about me- or I'll disappear. I don't need any more drama about that. People get off on being mean- I won't hang out for that. Tenku love. :smooch:

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:20 AM
I would start trolling with Nadal here, but its not the thread to do so



Bah Nadal is too good on clay.

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:21 AM
No his name is Rob, and he has left MTF :sad:
is it because in his country they can only have lights on 4 hours a day now? :D

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:21 AM
No his name is Rob, and he has left MTF :sad:

Why did he leave?


(nothing personal about the hand, when someone puts it in your wheelhouse like that, you have to hit it out of the park :) )

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:21 AM
is it because in his country they can only have lights on 4 hours a day now? :D

That guy is actually someone from Yorkshire, England, as I was told. ;)

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:22 AM
is it because in his country they can only have lights on 4 hours a day now? :D

Well he is in England now, I think England has lights :p

Ther is nothing wrong with Zimbo :rocker2:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:23 AM
Bah Nadal is too good on clay.

*Insert gloat and Volandri insult here*

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:23 AM
Why did he leave?


(nothing personal about the hand, when someone puts it in your wheelhouse like that, you have to hit it out of the park :) )

Personal reasons, hopefully nothing too serious.

Yes of course, I dont take offense too that, sometimes you gotta just take it when it cums. ;)

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:23 AM
Ther is nothing wrong with Zimbo :rocker2:

On Wednesday, it was announced that households in Zimbabwe were to be limited to four hours' electricity a day, between 1700 and 2100 local time

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:24 AM
*Insert gloat and Volandri insult here*

Nadal sucks and Volandri sucks

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:24 AM
*Insert gloat and Volandri insult here*

Volandri for Wimbledon :rocker2:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:25 AM
is it because in his country they can only have lights on 4 hours a day now? :D

Good lord, thats worse than Haiti :tape:

DAMMIT! How did I miss the segue into veggies? Please explain. :)

Look at all the veggies again. Notice anything similar in them? ;)

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 06:25 AM
Jonathan, don't forget to put your article in here also, so people can see it. :smooch:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:25 AM
Nadal sucks and Volandri sucks

*insert Ljubo diss here*

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:25 AM
On Wednesday, it was announced that households in Zimbabwe were to be limited to four hours' electricity a day, between 1700 and 2100 local time

It's not nice to make fun of other countires that have less that you, you were not always in America "Land off the free, and home off the brave" :unsure:

Lee
05-12-2007, 06:25 AM
No his name is Rob, and he has left MTF :sad:

We all know what will happen when posters said they want to leave MTF. :p

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:26 AM
Volandri for Wimbledon :rocker2:

Wimbledon is Oscar's.

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:26 AM
Wimbledon is Oscar's.

Of course how could I forgert that :o

Volandri for USO :rocker2:

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:26 AM
Nadal sucks and Volandri sucks

Each other? Well, this is an intriguing new development, and it will surely push Roger back into Andy's bed (where he belongs).

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:26 AM
It's not nice to make fun of other countires that have less that you, you were not always in America "Land off the free, and home off the brave" :unsure:

yeah its a shame i left the sandy beaches of Croatia...:D

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:27 AM
Jonathan, don't forget to put your article in here also, so people can see it. :smooch:

But im not in it yet :smooch:

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:28 AM
But im not in it yet :smooch:

Hey are you working on my book for the ACC 2007, i want it out by the end of the summer.

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:28 AM
yeah its a shame i left the sandy beaches of Croatia...:D

Yeah I think I would rather live at the Croatian beaches over St.Louis

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:28 AM
Hey are you working on my book for the ACC 2007, i want it out by the end of the summer.

im planning on publishing it, but you need to get me the material. Mistafucka gave me a deal I might not be able to refuse for his book

Lee
05-12-2007, 06:29 AM
Volandri :drool: ;) He will make a good pair with Robredo, IMHO.

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:29 AM
Hey are you working on my book for the ACC 2007, i want it out by the end of the summer.

Mate, you wanna something done decently? Do it yourself. :D

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:30 AM
People have been waiting for that one. :aplot:



The link, I meant- just in case they miss in the other thread. It's just such a great thing for you, I love seeing it everywhere! :woohoo:

:lol: im lazy though, and its 130 AM :lol:

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:30 AM
Volandri :drool: ;) He will make a good pair with Robredo, IMHO.

Two jokers. :p

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:31 AM
Volandri :drool: ;) He will make a good pair with Robredo, IMHO.

Intriguing... :aplot:

Damn ATP, too many good looking guys. It's like the combinations you can make with with different flavors of Jelly Belly beans.

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:32 AM
Why is ther no talk of sexy Radek in this thread? :scratch:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:33 AM
So hot Lee, thank you for posting those. :lick:



LOL, understandable. When you can love, so we can all dance naked in appreciation for people like you doing good in the world. :)

I'll do it 2maro afternoon, after i do the act, unless you want to do it for me :kiss:

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:33 AM
Naked dance!

KT, what is one of your favorite raw recipes, or raw meals. An easy one that does not involve a dehydrator...

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 06:33 AM
Intriguing... :aplot:

Damn ATP, too many good looking guys. It's like the combinations you can make with with different flavors of Jelly Belly beans.

Speaking of Jelly Beans- Fee, when you get a chance, can we have Tommy and his fanny over here just like in the other thread? They're just to good to not have close by. :)

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:33 AM
Yeah I think I would rather live at the Croatian beaches over St.Louis

what...you dont want to live in the 2006 Most Dangerous City in the U.S.:D
http://www.morganquitno.com/safecity.htm

people from St.Louis :lol: at that, because its not even that bad :lol:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:33 AM
Why is ther no talk of sexy Radek in this thread? :scratch:

because according to J'torian, hes a bona killa

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:34 AM
what...you dont want to live in the 2006 Most Dangerous City in the U.S.:D

STL?!?!?!?! :haha:

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:35 AM
what...you dont want to live in the 2006 Most Dangerous City in the U.S.:D

I wouldnt want to live in any city in the States.

Croatia :rocker2:

I hear they have nice girls over ther too :D

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:35 AM
what...you dont want to live in the 2006 Most Dangerous City in the U.S.:D
http://www.morganquitno.com/safecity.htm

people from St.Louis :lol: at that, because its not even that bad :lol:

Nothing compared to here. ;)

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:35 AM
Anytime you want is awesome- I'm just so freakin' proud of you boy! Everyone should know what you're up to! :woohoo:

This could be taken the wrong way :aplot:

RickDaStick
05-12-2007, 06:36 AM
[QUOTE=KelliTherese;5338522]Anytime you want is awesome- I'm just so freakin' proud of you boy! Everyone should know what you're up to! :woohoo:



QUOTE]


What happened? Did Blaze finally get accepted in to the Florida Academy of Trolling?

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:37 AM
Nothing compared to here. ;)

I guess the USA is the Casablanca to South America's Wimbledon?

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:37 AM
Nothing compared to here. ;)

Isn't Costa do Sauipe worse than Port Alegre?

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:38 AM
What happened? Did Blaze finally get accepted in to the Florida Academy of Trolling?

O please, im running that place

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:38 AM
What happened? Did Blaze finally get accepted in to the Florida Academy of Trolling?
:lol:

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:38 AM
A lot of what we say is, no? :aplot:

Jesus, I've been doing a lot of that lately- writing ending with "no?" and speaking that way to people. I think I have a case of Nadalitis. :scared: :lol:

I do that all the time, you're just copying me :kiss:

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:39 AM
Speaking of Jelly Beans- Fee, when you get a chance, can we have Tommy and his fanny over here just like in the other thread? They're just to good to not have close by. :)


Asssss youuuuuuuu wiiiiiisssshhhhh.....

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:39 AM
I hear they have nice girls over ther too :D
Croatia girls at World Cup 2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60_ejKrCOI0

Lee
05-12-2007, 06:39 AM
What happened? Did Blaze finally get accepted in to the Florida Academy of Trolling?

You are rejected? Sorry :p

partygirl
05-12-2007, 06:40 AM
Jerry sometimes pretends he's his little bro. :p

but not tonight.Whoa implied selfsuck?:eek::yeah:

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:40 AM
Narrow it down for me please, Fee? Desserts, entree, breakfast, what? Tenku. :)


Lunch. we'll start there.

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:40 AM
What happened? Did Blaze finally get accepted in to the Florida Academy of Trolling?

:haha:

TMJordan
05-12-2007, 06:40 AM
Croatia girls at World Cup 2006
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60_ejKrCOI0

VAAAAAAAAMOS Croatia :)

GlennMirnyi
05-12-2007, 06:41 AM
I say goodbye with Amanda... :inlove: :inlove: :drool:

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8930/amandabynestalladeganigxq8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Johnny Groove
05-12-2007, 06:41 AM
This is my post from the other thread, people

BTW, fellow slashers, not to get off-topic, but i am going to feel on top of the world tomorrow:

http://www.officer.com/article/article.jsp?id=35885&siteSection=1

I gave blood twice last year, and the people called me up today and said that I was a match for her and that my blood could potentially save her life

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 06:42 AM
Lunch. we'll start there.

Pretty much everyday I will eat a huge bowl of guacamole. As many avo's as I want, along with red onion, tomato, and sea salt. I am filled up with just that.

If you like crackers, you can by dehydrated flax crackers already made at a place like Whole Foods. The sun-dried tomato ones are really good. :)

El Legenda
05-12-2007, 06:44 AM
my parting gift to the thread
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/simpson-jessica-photo-jessica-simpson-6227372.jpg

VolandriFan
05-12-2007, 06:51 AM
New best ass thread in polls and quizzes all :wavey:

partygirl
05-12-2007, 06:54 AM
I'm going to find pics to combats these ho's

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:54 AM
I will never understand your Gaudio thing. But hey, we agree on H-ass-i, and that's good enough for me.

Do you think he could handle us together?

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 06:55 AM
I'm going to find pics to combats these ho's

I should be punished for shooting my mouth off about Andy's non-ghetto booty. Post pics of him PG. That would be lovely. :)

Fee
05-12-2007, 06:55 AM
I'm going to find pics to combats these ho's

Can one of them be Andy's ass crack exposing tumble at W. please.

Lee
05-12-2007, 06:57 AM
If Fonsie is here, he will bring this up anyway, so why not moi?

Need I say more for my vote for best ass?

VolandriFan
05-12-2007, 06:59 AM
How can anyone not like Gaudio's ass? It could be the biggest of anyone on tour, even bigger than Nadal's. I guess I'm just a sucker for bubble-butts :p :shrug:

Fee
05-12-2007, 07:07 AM
Sorry, I got nothing for Gaudio. Okay, he can be kind of little boy cute at times.

Fee
05-12-2007, 07:13 AM
My husband is NOT sharing. But I like to venture there mentally from time to time... :)

partygirl
05-12-2007, 07:23 AM
Can one of them be Andy's ass crack exposing tumble at W. please.that is not on my laptop:sad:...we'll see what i can do.

I should be punished for shooting my mouth off about Andy's non-ghetto booty. Post pics of him PG. That would be lovely. :)
That is nebraska ghetto thank you, a little less obvious but still :worship:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b355/ellehutton/shirtlessarodsr0-2.gif
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b355/ellehutton/SemivsYouzhny-15.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b355/ellehutton/countrywide_open_day_3_173--large-m.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b355/ellehutton/cuduck.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b355/ellehutton/gu97.jpg
http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b355/ellehutton/mmm006.jpg

OKAY NOBODY SHOULD ASK ME TO POST ANY PICS OF ANDY.

partygirl
05-12-2007, 07:25 AM
Subject: RE: No subject
Body: sigh you are fucking hopeless....you need to be fucked hard
you need a mans touch.:spit:oh my.:rolls:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 07:27 AM
Awesome job, girl. :worship:

FYI- if you are keeping track. This thread has been viewed 1200 times, and has 225 posts...in one day. I told you as much. ;)

Lee
05-12-2007, 07:29 AM
Awesome job, girl. :worship:

FYI- if you are keeping track. This thread has been viewed 1200 times, and has 225 posts...in one day. I told you as much. ;)


to be more exact, it's 3 hours, not one day. ;)

Fee
05-12-2007, 07:31 AM
Right, goddesses, I am off to slumber. Ciao bellas, until tomorrow. :wavey:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 07:32 AM
to be more exact, it's 3 hours, not one day. ;)

Partly because we are lucky enough to have VIP on our squad. Seriously, I had no idea it was just 3 hours. We will earn our chat status soon, trolls and all. :p

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 07:33 AM
Nite nite lovely Fee. Until tomorrow. :wavey:

partygirl
05-12-2007, 07:33 AM
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy036.giffor the thread.

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/finger005.gif for the message, pretty hysterical though.

partygirl
05-12-2007, 07:54 AM
Gawd, that is about as stupid as the fights my roomate/best friend of like 14 years keeps picking with me while drunk.

I swear one more & we're both going over the penthouse balcony.

VolandriFan
05-12-2007, 08:23 AM
http://www.gastonfotos.4t.com/images/gastonnueva.jpg

One from Gaston's fansite :eek:

wildegirl05
05-12-2007, 01:26 PM
OKAY NOBODY SHOULD ASK ME TO POST ANY PICS OF ANDY.

OMG PLEASE POST MORE!! ANDY :drool: :drool: :drool:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 04:07 PM
http://www.gastonfotos.4t.com/images/gastonnueva.jpg

One from Gaston's fansite :eek:

LOVE.IT. Thank you- if this doesn't turn Fee's position on Gaudio around, I don't know what to say. Awesome shot. :yeah:

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 04:19 PM
A pervy chat thread yay :yippee: I feel so *exposed* out here :scared:

But now we can post all our dirty stories in the other thread hidden away from peeping-tom eyes. ;)

Keeping that one slash, and this one for whatever else we want. Not bad- close to 250 posts after less than a day. Expect this to be moved to chat shortly, and the feeling of "exposure" will diminish. ;)

meenyminymo
05-12-2007, 04:38 PM
Can one of them be Andy's ass crack exposing tumble at W. please.

You want the ass crack? Can you HANDLE the ass crack?

I have HUNDREDS more, unfortunately it is the pure Nebraska honky-tonk booty that gets me through life. :o If there's one thing I'm good for, it's Andy pictures. It may the be only thing I'm good for.

Don't judge me, I go to an all-girls school :ras:

Oh and PG, that little mini-movie is fantastic, I only sortofkind-ofmaybehaveasmallbig thing for backs. :drool:
Show me backs!

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 07:01 PM
Don't judge me, I go to an all-girls school :ras:

I'd go insane- you poor thing...:hug:

The pictures are great, so feel free to post any others you want. :)

Jade Fox
05-12-2007, 07:04 PM
Okay so this is the Perv chat? Damn, it's amazing what you miss when you're watching matches of certain players who seem intent in giving you a heart attack *glares at Rafa*.

Anyhow, I was watching said Spainaird my mother, who used to watch tennis back in the 80's, noticed Rafa. She knows his name cause she knows about my fandom of tennis and this is the first time she's actually seen him. She called him hunky and liked his outfit. She didn't like Davydenko's though, which I thought was funny.

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 07:07 PM
Okay so this is the Perv chat? Damn, it's amazing what you miss when you're watching matches of certain players who seem intent in giving you a heart attack *glares at Rafa*.

Anyhow, I was watching said Spainaird my mother, who used to watch tennis back in the 80's, noticed Rafa. She knows his name cause she knows about my fandom of tennis and this is the first time she's actually seen him. She called him hunky and liked his outfit. She didn't like Davydenko's though, which I thought was funny.

What is it with that kid and mothers? I don't get the appeal, but my mom was the one who remarked on his lovely "fanny." First time she saw Davydenko she asked if he was the FATHER of one of the tour players. Poor baby...sometimes having no hair just ages you like a mofo. :lol:

Jade Fox
05-12-2007, 07:12 PM
What is it with that kid and mothers? I don't get the appeal, but my mom was the one who remarked on his lovely "fanny." First time she saw Davydenko she asked if he was the FATHER of one of the tour players. Poor baby...sometimes having no hair just ages you like a mofo. :lol:

:lol:

My mom and your mom are funny creatures. She teases me for my tennis love, but I tease her for watching soaps so I guess it's only fair.:p

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 07:16 PM
:lol:

My mom and your mom are funny creatures. She teases me for my tennis love, but I tease her for watching soaps so I guess it's only fair.:p

My mom has always thought that I was a crackhead for being as obssessed with tennis as I am. I can usually keep my temper in check, the only exception being a bad day for Federer.

She's one to talk though- she's every bit as insanely addicted to Ebay. :haha:

Jade Fox
05-12-2007, 07:20 PM
My mom has always thought that I was a crackhead for being as obssessed with tennis as I am. I can usually keep my temper in check, the only exception being a bad day for Federer.

She's one to talk though- she's every bit as insanely addicted to Ebay. :haha:

Tennis trumps Ebay every single time. Unless of course Roger Federer himself auctions himself for a day with a fan. That would be better.:devil:

Metis
05-12-2007, 07:29 PM
What has happened to this thread??? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Shocking revelations (partygirl :o :D ), insecure male trolls posting photos of sexy women (as if there wasn't a thread for that :rolleyes: ), Fee's brilliant attack against them :yeah:, Jonathan donating bone marrow :hatoff:, conflicting views aboout Gaudio :drool: and great photos of Andy's ass :lol:. What can I say? There is everything in here. :)


Anyway, I was just looking at this photo from today's marathon SF and wondering why the material these pants are made of has to be so strong. :mad:

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20070512/i/r1012922150.jpg?x=380&y=314&sig=JdTCaQdB3XGCpwpGaG3lBw--

http://espn-i.starwave.com/media/apphoto/XFC11805121753.jpg

:angel:

Fee
05-12-2007, 07:31 PM
Ahh, the tumbling ass crack photo. I like that one for an entirely different reason than most people. His butt looks crooked in it and it makes me laugh for some reason.

Ebay... I'm currently on a Kipling bag spree there. I have about 12 of them on my watch list, and I won an auction the other day. I love Kipling bags for some reason.

Morning pervs. How is everyone? I feel the urge to post a photo of my beautiful blue-eyed boy...

Metis
05-12-2007, 07:39 PM
Nice! And who is the guy in your avatar?

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 07:41 PM
Tennis trumps Ebay every single time. Unless of course Roger Federer himself auctions himself for a day with a fan. That would be better.:devil:

Could you imagine the chaos that would ensue? A day with Roger Federer...:eek: :yeah:

What has happened to this thread??? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Shocking revelations (partygirl :o :D ), insecure male trolls posting photos of sexy women (as if there wasn't a thread for that :rolleyes: ), Fee's brilliant attack against them :yeah:, Jonathan donating bone marrow :hatoff:, conflicting views aboout Gaudio :drool: and great photos of Andy's ass :lol:. What can I say? There is everything in here. :)


Heya love! :wavey: Yep, it has everything. Fee deserves the credit for a brilliant counter attack. :worship:

BTW, there's no more conflict about Gaudio. Whatever the contest is, he wins. God said so. :angel:

Ahh, the tumbling ass crack photo. I like that one for an entirely different reason than most people. His butt looks crooked in it and it makes me laugh for some reason.

Ebay... I'm currently on a Kipling bag spree there. I have about 12 of them on my watch list, and I won an auction the other day. I love Kipling bags for some reason.

Morning pervs. How is everyone? I feel the urge to post a photo of my beautiful blue-eyed boy...

Boy I am out of the loop here. I've never heard of Kipling bags. :shrug:

The Boy looks gorge in the pic, as usual- very photogenic man he is. :)

Fee
05-12-2007, 07:47 PM
Nice! And who is the guy in your avatar?

That is the character Mohinder Suresh from the TV show Heroes. He is effing beautiful. (I can never remember the actor's actual name).


Heya love! :wavey: Yep, it has everything. Fee deserves the credit for a brilliant counter attack. :worship:

Thank you. It was fun, and it was one of those rare occasions where the zings! just kept coming. Lots of material from the trolls I suppose.


BTW, there's no more conflict about Gaudio. Whatever the contest is, he wins. God said so. :angel:

Um, yeah. Sure Kelli...


Boy I am out of the loop here. I've never heard of Kipling bags. :shrug:

The Boy looks gorge in the pic, as usual- very photogenic man he is. :)


Kipling bags are pretty cool. You can find them on Ebay or Ebags if you get bored enough to look them up.

I miss the boy desperately. He better go to England, or I will kick his ass when he comes here for Team Tennis in July.

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 07:57 PM
Kipling bags are pretty cool. You can find them on Ebay or Ebags if you get bored enough to look them up.

I miss the boy desperately. He better go to England, or I will kick his ass when he comes here for Team Tennis in July.

Will look them up, tenku for the info. :hatoff:

He's on the Capitals team? I didn't know that. I saw WTT a couple of years ago when Agassi played. It was a lot of fun. :)

Metis
05-12-2007, 08:04 PM
That is the character Mohinder Suresh from the TV show Heroes. He is effing beautiful. (I can never remember the actor's actual name).


Thanks. Hmmm... Maybe I should start watching this show. :devil:

Heya love! :wavey:

Hi Kelli! I'm sorry I missed all the fun last night. I was too tired to stay awake that late :sad:.

Fee
05-12-2007, 08:09 PM
Will look them up, tenku for the info. :hatoff:

He's on the Capitals team? I didn't know that. I saw WTT a couple of years ago when Agassi played. It was a lot of fun. :)

He will play for Houston. They are coming here in July. Should be fun (I hope).

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 08:32 PM
He will play for Houston. They are coming here in July. Should be fun (I hope).

Very cool. Last time I was there, the whole place was insane and drunk. A good time had by all. Hope to see a bunch of pictures! :)

meenyminymo
05-12-2007, 08:41 PM
I'd go insane- you poor thing...:hug:

The pictures are great, so feel free to post any others you want. :)

It's beyond torturous :sobbing: Thanks for the hug :hug:

I might just have to do that later :lol: I can't resist. Any requests?


Morning pervs. How is everyone? I feel the urge to post a photo of my beautiful blue-eyed boy...

Nice picture :). I met him in Houston this year. He practiced shirtless in the rain, but I missed it! :sobbing: Of all things to miss!

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 08:46 PM
It's beyond torturous :sobbing: Thanks for the hug :hug:

I might just have to do that later :lol: I can't resist. Any requests?



I have never gone anywhere that wasn't co-ed. I just cannot wrap my brain around it.

As for the pictures, choose at your discretion. I am not picky, although the ones that feature your favorites with as little clothing as possible are always a preference. :aplot:

meenyminymo
05-12-2007, 09:02 PM
I have never gone anywhere that wasn't co-ed. I just cannot wrap my brain around it.

As for the pictures, choose at your discretion. I am not picky, although the ones that feature your favorites with as little clothing as possible are always a preference. :aplot:

It's rather empowering to know I'm at a school surrounded by intelligent and strong women who will one day be very powerful. But it's obnoxious for all the same reasons :lol: I lead a bubble-like existence, to say the least.

To keep things a bit slashy, I give you the Marat cheek caress. Learn it. Love it.

Kitty de Sade
05-12-2007, 10:15 PM
To keep things a bit slashy, I give you the Marat cheek caress. Learn it. Love it.

Those pictures are lovely. Gives you more insight into why people love the guy so much. A beautiful, complex, mercurial soul that one is. :)

El Legenda
05-13-2007, 01:50 AM
this is why the World Cup should be played every year instead of every 4
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/2006-world-cup-girls06130630.jpg

Jade Fox
05-13-2007, 02:04 AM
It's rather empowering to know I'm at a school surrounded by intelligent and strong women who will one day be very powerful (case in point: possible future president in 2008). But it's obnoxious for all the same reasons :lol: I lead a bubble-like existence, to say the least.

To keep things a bit slashy, I give you the Marat cheek caress. Learn it. Love it.

Oh Marat. How pretty and slashy you are.:hearts:

Metis
05-13-2007, 02:14 AM
this is why the World Cup should be played every year instead of every 4



:wavey: :ras:

http://www.barkinggecko.com.au/shows/images/troll_001.jpg

Johnny Groove
05-13-2007, 02:15 AM
:wavey:

Johnny Groove
05-13-2007, 02:20 AM
Sooo, anyone care to write some Roger/Tony Roche slash? Mmm, mmm :drool:

other thread, love ;)

Jade Fox
05-13-2007, 02:25 AM
On the subject of Marat- of course the idiot patrol over at Youtube.com have flagged this, but it's worth seeing it despite the attempt at censorship. ;)

Safin Half Naked, Enough Said! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HfB9WM_uOtc)

It never gets old.......

I got that in my favorites but it's still a nice treat!:drool:

I can't believe some fool actually flagged this. Are boxer shorts really that offensive these days?:rolleyes:

Kitty de Sade
05-13-2007, 02:28 AM
I got that in my favorites but it's still a nice treat!:drool:

I can't believe some fool actually flagged this. Are boxer shorts really that offensive these days?:rolleyes:

Seriously, is that amazing or what? :rolleyes:

It's so tame- even cute really. And they flagged it. Utter bullshit, when you think about how permissive the censors can be about violence.

Metis
05-13-2007, 02:29 AM
Sooo, anyone care to write some Roger/Tony Roche slash? Mmm, mmm :drool:

Well all I have to say is that Mirka cought Tony teaching Roger some new tricks she didn't approve of and that was the end of that relationship.

I am so sorry for Tony. Now Optus is probably going to dump him too :sad:.

Jade Fox
05-13-2007, 02:33 AM
Seriously, is that amazing or what? :rolleyes:

It's so tame- even cute really. And they flagged it. Utter bullshit, when you think about how permissive the censors can be about violence.

If there's one thing I've learned in my short 25 years on this planet is that people can handle most violent stuff, but anything that hints at sex? RING THE ALARM!!!!:rolleyes:

Anyway, I have to say, there's something about this Roger picture that I've been really feeling lately. I think I should make an avvy out of it.

Jade Fox
05-13-2007, 02:34 AM
Whoops I should put up the picture.

mangoes
05-13-2007, 02:40 AM
I just noticed this..........why was a whole new thread started?

Kitty de Sade
05-13-2007, 02:43 AM
I just noticed this..........why was a whole new thread started?

People wanted the other thread to remain just slash. This is so we can branch out and talk about all other things perv related. ;)

Jade Fox
05-13-2007, 02:49 AM
Can't wait to see the new avvy.

I totally agree with what you just said. Anything that would remotely turn a woman on is automatic taboo. God forbid if we had a world of sexually liberated women running around...:rolleyes:

Anyway, I'm posting this one because 1) It's no worse than the other one, and not flagged, and 2) It's just too funny. :haha:

Click for the Beefcake Patrol (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HfB9WM_uOtc)

Sometimes, I think people still think that women who not only love sex, but is unafraid of saying so, in public, where moral religious people might hear are whores. There are times where I feel like we're going backwards as a society.

As for my avvy, I think it might be ready by late Sunday or Monday. I wanna throw The Mighty Fed some much needed moral support.

And guys? Roger/Tony slash is just WRONG. Funny, but wrong.:p

mangoes
05-13-2007, 03:36 AM
People wanted the other thread to remain just slash. This is so we can branch out and talk about all other things perv related. ;)

Oh OK............ Can Lee move this thread to polls? I like that there aren't many threads in that forum so it's easy to find. Alright.........so I'm to keep my pervy posts overhere:lol: :lol:

I'll talk to everyone tomorrow......I'm off to have a little fun;) and dance up a storm:lol: :lol:

partygirl
05-13-2007, 03:40 AM
Sooo, anyone care to write some Roger/Tony Roche slash? Mmm, mmm :drool:
Fuck no!:p
I feel the urge to post a photo of my beautiful blue-eyed boy...He and his dental perfection are always welcome:worship:

It's rather empowering to know I'm at a school surrounded by intelligent and strong women who will one day be very powerful (case in point: possible future president in 2008). :rocker2:


Oh and PG, that little mini-movie is fantastic, I only sortofkind-ofmaybehaveasmallbig thing for backs. :drool:
Show me backs!

The pictures are great, so feel free to post any others you want. :)
-http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy093.gif-you asked for it.

>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQo7j-FwE-c
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQo7j-FwE-c)

VolandriFan
05-13-2007, 03:42 AM
I don't know if anyone's seen it, but there was a video of a Colombian talkshow after Spain won the Davis Cup which had an interview with Tommy, Rafa and Carlos. The host is gay. They were talking about who had the best ass, and he picked Tommy :D (as I would ;) ).

I think it was deleted because of violation of terms of use :rolleyes:

El Legenda
05-13-2007, 03:44 AM
time for another Jessica Abla photo? i think so.
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jessica-alba12.jpg

meenyminymo
05-13-2007, 03:48 AM
On the subject of Marat- of course the idiot patrol over at Youtube.com have flagged this, but it's worth seeing it despite the attempt at censorship. ;)

Safin Half Naked, Enough Said! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=HfB9WM_uOtc)

It never gets old.......

Do not get me started on the state of this nation and how the same subculture that preaches censorship and piety also preaches war and mass deathtolls because a nipple from someone you can see is much more egregious than the death of thousands of faces you'll never see.
No. I'll refrain.

Needless to say, it's my favorite Marat video ever.

Whoops I should put up the picture.

I agree, that photo is dee-lish! :drool: . I also have a very strange love for his freakishly small left arm. It's cute. :unsure:

VolandriFan
05-13-2007, 03:51 AM
time for another Jessica Abla photo? i think so.
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jessica-alba12.jpg

There's got to be some kind of policy against that filth in this thread :ras:

Sofyaxo
05-13-2007, 03:51 AM
Sooo, anyone care to write some Roger/Tony Roche slash? Mmm, mmm :drool:

I might have just thrown up in my mouth a little.

Roger's slutty, but I don't think he gets around that much.


Umm why do I have to be looking at half dressed girls. STOP QUOTING. :lol:

Sofyaxo
05-13-2007, 03:55 AM
Not a huge fan of the Spanish, but man they are one big walking orgy. :drool:

meenyminymo
05-13-2007, 04:03 AM
I just can't control myself. I am meenyminymo and I have a problem.
*sniffles*

partygirl
05-13-2007, 04:03 AM
There's got to be some kind of policy against that filth in this thread :ras:Well, we kind of have brought in some of the hetrosexual male pervs.
-guess it takes all kinds:shrug:

*jessica Alba sux

I am meenyminymo and I have a problem.
*sniffles*I think we all do.;)
i have been sorting Andy pics to combat my Vhusband's lecherous lady posts:ras:

Kitty de Sade
05-13-2007, 04:06 AM
-http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/happy093.gif-you asked for it.

>>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQo7j-FwE-c
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQo7j-FwE-c)

:haha: :yeah: I.LOVE.IT.

Not a huge fan of the Spanish, but man they are one big walking orgy. :drool:

Everything about them screams porn- as soon as I get enough money together, I'm moving to Spain. Way too much bullshit and repression where I live. ;)

El Legenda
05-13-2007, 04:06 AM
*jessica Alba sux

terrible color scheme honey ;)