The add to the pointless story thread

There once was a man who lived in a house...

that was the size of a shoebox....

the shoebox was huge though because they were size 3000 shoes for an evil giant which had been terrorizing the land

this giant wasn't always nasty though.....

sometimes the giaint helped people like Marat Safin. The gaint would stand on the court and Marat would try to pass or lob over him at the net. Thats why Saftin's passing shots have gotten so good...

Another man who was helped by this giant was Olivier Rochus. He had practised with the giant many times and was being sent left and right to retrieve balls and has his speed on court because of it.

unfortunately Oli and the giant got it on one night and the giant got herpes :sad: and died (he was allergic to herpes). the man who lived in the shoebox was a crime fighting priest so he performed the funeral ceremony. they were about to finish burying the giant when.....

when Ninja(Federer) came and stole the body. Ninja claimed that the gaint was a trophy and that Ninja must have every trophy. He picked up the gaints body with his helicopter and took off. Two voices then said "we must get the body back from Ninja at all costs!"....

These men were none other then Juan Carlos Ferrero and Andy Roddick. They claimed the trophy was a good luck charm and needed it to stay in the top echelons of the rankings....

so the two super hero crime fighters set out on their quest to find the evil ninja. They told the priest that they would return victorous at all costs. The two questers had to journey to a far and mysterous land called switzerland. Andy and JCF packed up their bags and proceded to leave when all of a sudded....a voice at the door said in an ominious tone "I can't allow you to go" and proceeded to draw his sword and attack the two heros....

This man was Andre Agassi. He was succesful in tennis without the trophy and wants these two men to do the same. He invited them over to his luxurious appartment for an exotic dinner prepared by his wife.....

who turned to be out none other than Cruelle DeVil, wearing a Steffi Graf mask. Not surprisingly, the mask was made of..

very poor clay. Andre accidentally dropped water on her head and the mask started to go off. Frightened as he was, he let Andy and Juan Carlos looking after Cruelle, while he went to look for the kids....

of Sandra de Jenken. Yes, it's true that this French umpire had an affair with...

Micheal Jackson but, that's another pointless story. Andy and JCF packed up their bags and headed to Ninja's homeland, Switzerland. On their plane ride over they looked out the window to see.....

the railroad. A dazzling sight, was it not? The railroad was brown and shiny and really long.. it lasted for kilometers! But what's more..

is the fact they saw a missle head straight at them from a Swiss military base. Roddick noticed the symbol on the missle it was the mark of the ninja. Andy and JCF brased for impact....