The Real World Spain: WTA CAST MEMBERS PART II (due to popular demand)

Everyone this is for comical purposes - it was not intended to be offensive

If you had a chance to cast 7 members from the WTA and ATP who would it be? How would the dialogue look like?


Cast Members:

Serena Williams - The bitch with the 'tude
James Blake - The african american that is not in touch with his roots - still finding himself
Ai Sugiyama - The quiet token asian girl
Amelie Mauresmo - The lesbian
Anna Kournikova - The hot and snotty one
Marat Safin- the life of the party
Andy Roddick- All American Ivy Leaguer


Hookups: Marat Safin and Anna Kournikova romps
Ai Sugiyama and James Blake flirts
Serena Williams and Amelie Mauresmo
Andy Roddick is all alone but still a loud drunk and life of the party


Ai: This is the True Story

Marat: Of 7 strangers

Amelie: Who Hate to live in the house

Serena: and have their lives taped

Andy: To find out what happens

Anna: When People stop being polite

James: And Start getting real

ALL: The Real World TOKYO!



Now would anyone would like to start a dialogue?

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I'm not too sure you'd want me to be the first to start the dialogue, but I think you've got the casting down to perfection. :lol:

Give me a little time to think and a few additions from other people before I attempt to make a go at it. ;)

haha, that would be the best real world EVER!! i'd watch for the Marat!

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I'm not too sure you'd want me to be the first to start the dialogue, but I think you've got the casting down to perfection. :lol:

Give me a little time to think and a few additions from other people before I attempt to make a go at it. ;)


Rod Lo-

Let's just use this cast! This is for fun! pretty soon once we got 100-200 responses - we can publish it as our own play!

What is this - some kind of fantasy reality show (if that's not an oxymoron)?
Anyway, would you mind moving it to non-tennis?

What is this - some kind of fantasy reality show (if that's not an oxymoron)?
Anyway, would you mind moving it to non-tennis?


not really - it is still tennis related!

Rod Lo-

Let's just use this cast! This is for fun! pretty soon once we got 100-200 responses - we can publish it as our own play!

No, no, I totally agree with the cast! :) I was just saying I may need some ideas from other people's posts before I attempt to add any dialogue. ;)

No, no, I totally agree with the cast! :) I was just saying I may need some ideas from other people's posts before I attempt to add any dialogue. ;)


Thanks Rod! anyway- should we replace Anna for Tatiana? Shouldnt we use Active players instead?

Thanks Rod! anyway- should we replace Anna for Tatiana? Shouldnt we use Active players instead?

Hm, I'm not sure. I mean, there is always some washed-up, boring character on the show that really has no purpose of being there and only appears in 2 episodes during the entire season...it might as well be Anna. ;)

not really - it is still tennis related!

Well then, I guess MTF has officially dumbed down so much it's bumping along the bottom.

Well then, I guess MTF has officially dumbed down so much it's bumping along the bottom.

If it bothers you so much, don't read the thread. Simple as that.

There. Problem solved.

If it bothers you so much, don't read the thread. Simple as that.

I probably won't read it, but it doesn't change the issue that there are better places for it. This forum is (mostly!) for discussions on men's tennis, not fantasies about houseparties involving WTA players. (And I can't understand why the title declares it's here due to "popular demand"...who exactly demanded it?)

Hm, I'm not sure. I mean, there is always some washed-up, boring character on the show that really has no purpose of being there and only appears in 2 episodes during the entire season...it might as well be Anna. ;)


ACT I:

Anna: Hi! My name is Anna. I am from Palm Beach. I have never been outside of my town and would like to experience new things and meet new people. I am excited to be picked for MTV's real world. I cant wait to have new friends and possibly hookups

Serena: (shakes her head) no uh uh girlfriend - just beCUZ you blonde and tall dont make all men want ya'll cus you know for me.....we shaniquas give things the guys need! you know the old saying once you go black you cant go back!

Ai: What do you mean Serena - I dont underst--

Serena: Ai shut your pie hole aite? no one asked for your opinion....simmer down now aite or my sistahs will BEAT YOUR A55! and speak english ai! it is the universal language dawg!

James: Now Serena- we have to respect everyone's cultures.......you cant make fun of Ai like that Serena..... you will be represented as the unassuming ugly american (looks at Ai)......Ai you look good

Ai: (Ai winks) thanks james

Serena: (rolls her eyes.....) i dont need some loving from a brutha puleez...(snaps her fingers at James and talks to Amelie).... Amelie- do you think i am prettier than AI or Anna?

Amelie: me love all women!

Anna: (jumps in) hey girls, amelie is a half ...

Serena: stfu yo! i didnt ask for you opinion!

ANNA: you stfu- my looks can kill.....oh man i remember you acted all ghetto and doing the finger wagging on that point....what a loser!

Serena was about to smack Anna BUT Marat and Andy comes in

Marat: girls why fight? you should love one another!

Amelie: that's right!

Andy: Now now, there's plenty of loving from.................me

Anna: Puleez andy you suck in tennis all you know is the serve

Anna: anna win a title at least

Anna: Win more grand slams you one SLAM Wonder

Marat: hey baby - no need to argue...

FINISH THE DIALOGUE

I probably won't read it, but it doesn't change the issue that there are better places for it. This forum is (mostly!) for discussions on men's tennis, not fantasies about houseparties involving WTA players. (And I can't understand why the title declares it's here due to "popular demand"...who exactly demanded it?)

Okay, I'll give you credit on the 'due to popular demand' part...and the fact that there might be a better place for this thread. ;)

Sorry for being a miserable old sod and a party pooper but this is MTF no? That’s MENS Tennis Forums not WTA. I guess due to the recent bans on WTA we are now being infiltrated with a ton of crap. I'm having a bad stay so please kindly stay the hell away. Thx :D

Sorry for being a miserable old sod and a party pooper but this is MTF no? That’s MENS Tennis Forums not WTA. I guess due to the recent bans on WTA we are now being infiltrated with a ton of crap. I'm having a bad stay so please kindly stay the hell away. Thx :D

Smile! ;) :lol:

Yeah I tried that my face cracked :haha:

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Yo Rod - continue the dialogue !

You means James the #138 in the world Blake should represent tennis?

You know who the next ten guys ranked above him are?

Heuberger, Ivo
Ascione, Thierry
Mahut, Nicolas
Wawrinka, Stanislas
Squillari, Franco
Bogomolov, Alex
Lapentti, Giovanni
Waske, Alexander
Bracciali, Daniele
Elseneer, Gilles

But then I guess him and Wawrinka get about the same amount of coverage right?

You means James the #138 in the world Blake should represent tennis?

You know who the next ten guys ranked above him are?

Heuberger, Ivo
Ascione, Thierry
Mahut, Nicolas
Wawrinka, Stanislas
Squillari, Franco
Bogomolov, Alex
Lapentti, Giovanni
Waske, Alexander
Bracciali, Daniele
Elseneer, Gilles

But then I guess him and Wawrinka get about the same amount of coverage right?


James made it to the list because he is popular - i mean he did go to harvard for 2 yrs...that already sums it up!

Because he went to Harvard?

Are you kidding me?

Because he went to Harvard?

Are you kidding me?


Now are you complaining about the cast? it is a good cast anyway:

we got:

All American
The asian
The ghetto hood sistah
The lesbian
The hot blonde
The Smart one (unique one)
The party guy

what more do you want?

Let me guess your ideal cast would be the obscure ones:

Brian Vahaly
Leander Paes
Juan Ignacio Chela
Magui Serna
Katrina Srebotnik
Li Na
Shenay Perry

????

I mean come on- i was trying to make it more interested- ok now finish the dialogue

Any top athlete in the world can go to Stanford or Harvard or any elite school they want on an athletic scholarship.

I won't venture to pick a cast, I find the Real World horrid, I can't stand watching it or any other pop culture television program. They pick the absolute worst drama queens and politically correct tools and try and represent them as America's youth.

ACT I:

Anna: Hi! My name is Anna. I am from Palm Beach. I have never been outside of my town and would like to experience new things and meet new people. I am excited to be picked for MTV's real world. I cant wait to have new friends and possibly hookups

Serena: (shakes her head) no uh uh girlfriend - just beCUZ you blonde and tall dont make all men want ya'll cus you know for me.....we shaniquas give things the guys need! you know the old saying once you go black you cant go back!

Ai: What do you mean Serena - I dont underst--

Serena: Ai shut your pie hole aite? no one asked for your opinion....simmer down now aite or my sistahs will BEAT YOUR A55! and speak english ai! it is the universal language dawg!

James: Now Serena- we have to respect everyone's cultures.......you cant make fun of Ai like that Serena..... you will be represented as the unassuming ugly american (looks at Ai)......Ai you look good

Ai: (Ai winks) thanks james

Serena: (rolls her eyes.....) i dont need some loving from a brutha puleez...(snaps her fingers at James and talks to Amelie).... Amelie- do you think i am prettier than AI or Anna?

Amelie: me love all women!

Anna: (jumps in) hey girls, amelie is a half ...

Serena: stfu yo! i didnt ask for you opinion!

ANNA: you stfu- my looks can kill.....oh man i remember you acted all ghetto and doing the finger wagging on that point....what a loser!

Serena was about to smack Anna BUT Marat and Andy comes in

Marat: girls why fight? you should love one another!

Amelie: that's right!

Andy: Now now, there's plenty of loving from.................me

Anna: Puleez andy you suck in tennis all you know is the serve

Anna: anna win a title at least

Anna: Win more grand slams you one SLAM Wonder

Marat: hey baby - no need to argue...


ACT I Scene 2

Anna: marat, no need to argue about what.

Marat: listen honey I was trying to make peace over the situation

Anna: Ummm no....remember how i dumped you last two nights ago?

Marat: you dumb blonde, i dumped you last two nights ago....you werent that great in....

Andy: (butts in)- it's ok Anna, i will have you

Anna: No one wants you- not even a tara or mandy!!!

Amelie: Then I want you then! me lovvvee women!

Ai: Hey - instead of arguing - let's cook together and gather at the dinner and talk and..........

Serena: AI? Dont you understand english? read my lips- stfu no one asked for your opinion - just be the perfect prissy innocent azn b***h.........yeah i am talking to you - now step off and walk off with your kimi.....

James: Serena...now, stop it....dont need to be looking down at Ai's culture, although i grew very found of orientals....i can tell you while i was at the japan open I.....

Amelie: I had great tacos! mmmmm soooo goood! funny because in japan no one eats meat but fish....i love fish so good...oui!

Ai: Amelie- it's called sashimi.....anyway- ill let you guys talk and get to know one another while i mop the floors, boil the water and make you guys sushi and sashimi............

REAL WORLD ATP/WTA CAST MEMBERS:


http://i.cnn.net/si/2004/tennis/specials/australian_open/2004/01/28/bc.ten.australianopen.ap/p1_safin_ap.jpg
http://www.wtatour.com/global/photos_rx/Ai%20Sugiyama%20Raquet%20Swing_2518_rx.jpg
http://www.tennisfreunde-much.de/images/impressionen/Anna_Kournikova_01.jpg http://montecarlo.masters-series.com/shared/photos/rx/blake1338_rx.jpg http://www.vnn.vn/dataimages/original/images113308_Andy%20Roddick%201.jpg http://sportsmed.starwave.com/media/pg2/2002/0827/photo/serena.jpg http://u.univision.com/contentroot/uol/art/images/deportes/mas/2004/09/amelie_mauresmo_3.jpg

Ok People - now help finish up Act I Scene III !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to have to call it quits on this one. :shrug: