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Does anyone feel that some players are their soulmates?

Perfection
04-17-2007, 12:54 AM
I know it may sound strange, but when I see some players oncourt, I feel a very strong connection. Their body language, the way they look at things, etc. all point me to loving them.

I really think Guillermo Canas is my soulmate... I have a very strong desire for him. Lately I've been going to bed with 2 pillows bundled up in an electric blanket and holding it while saying "oooh Gaston, please.." over and over.

If only one day it could really happen. :(

What about you? :wavey:

RickDaStick
04-17-2007, 12:55 AM
How about you take your gay shit elsewhere?

Perfection
04-17-2007, 12:56 AM
How about you take your gay shit elsewhere?

:lol:

Johnny Groove
04-17-2007, 12:56 AM
I know it may sound strange, but when I see some players oncourt, I feel a very strong connection. Their body language, the way they look at things, etc. all point me to loving them.

I really think Guillermo Canas is my soulmate... I have a very strong desire for him. Lately I've been going to bed with 2 pillows bundled up in an electric blanket and holding it while saying "oooh Gaston, please.." over and over.

If only one day it could really happen. :(

What about you? :wavey:

:unsure:

Perfection
04-17-2007, 12:57 AM
:unsure:

Guillermo is too hard to pronounce ever since I developed a speech problem. :(

scoobs
04-17-2007, 12:58 AM
I believe the word everyone is looking for is:

"Anyway..."

Perfection
04-17-2007, 01:01 AM
Could someone point me to the "thread posting guidelines" please? I have a feeling I'm missing out on something. Who wants to discuss the same topics over and over? Me not. Here is a new one for ya! So get to it.

cobalt60
04-17-2007, 01:02 AM
There are 3 little words that one can say here- WTF?

Perfection
04-17-2007, 01:10 AM
What is the big deal?! You guys are so closed-minded!! Think outside the box abit please!

Sunset of Age
04-17-2007, 01:34 AM
Heh. Both Fed and Raf are MY soulmates.

Bash me, TARDS!!!

Snowwy
04-17-2007, 01:38 AM
Heh, I wish Ivanovic was my soulmate ;)

leng jai
04-17-2007, 01:39 AM
Okay you got me. I dream about Haas every night, and even during the day sometimes.

Merton
04-17-2007, 01:40 AM
Just when I think that the term "thread of the year" has been overused here, there comes this gem.

Beforehand
04-17-2007, 01:44 AM
For some reason, I find this madly entertaining.

Metis
04-17-2007, 01:57 AM
I really think Guillermo Canas is my soulmate... I have a very strong desire for him. Lately I've been going to bed with 2 pillows bundled up in an electric blanket and holding it while saying "oooh Gaston, please.." over and over.

If only one day it could really happen. :(



:haha: :haha: :haha: Thanks for the laugh Modernly Amused!

:secret: You know you can call him Willy if Guillermo is too much to handle. :lol:


Heh. Both Fed and Raf are MY soulmates.

Bash me, TARDS!!!

:lol:

Since I started watching ATP tennis I have identified at least 10 ...soulmates :lol:

Via
04-17-2007, 02:14 AM
:haha: i'm "more than amused"!!!! thank you for being so open with your inner soul :yeah:

i honestly believed rios and then clement to be my soulmate........ until i realised that souls could not be shared :p ;)

Fee
04-17-2007, 03:07 AM
In the meantime, you'll be okay with Nigel Barker no? ;)

BigAlbinoDonky
04-17-2007, 03:10 AM
This thread is gay.

VolklVenom
04-17-2007, 03:12 AM
absolutely!

cmurray
04-17-2007, 03:34 AM
Since I started watching ATP tennis I have identified at least 10 ...soulmates :lol:

:haha: Only 10? I can think of at least 5 playing RIGHT NOW, and that doesn't include Patrick Rafter, who clearly counts as 3. I'm a fickle tennis hussy. :sad:

Metis
04-17-2007, 03:44 AM
:haha: Only 10? I can think of at least 5 playing RIGHT NOW, and that doesn't include Patrick Rafter, who clearly counts as 3. I'm a fickle tennis hussy. :sad:

Well, I only started watching tennis in 2005, so they are all still playing. I am even worse than you. :D

Beforehand
04-17-2007, 03:47 AM
This thread is gay.
This thread is....












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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUULLLLLLL LLLLOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSS! :woohoo: :banana: :banana: :woohoo:


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:bolt:

The PHONENIX
04-17-2007, 04:03 AM
Why yess :angel: I do belive a Certain player Can be your Soulmate:angel:

savesthedizzle
04-17-2007, 04:12 AM
Oh definitely. I have a few tennis soulmates. I like to call them man servants in my fantasies though and they are only allowed to wear loin cloths and feed me grapes :)

Enjoy Incubus
04-17-2007, 04:14 AM
Willy Cañas is my soulmate:cool:

Beforehand
04-17-2007, 04:21 AM
:haha:
:cool: I think I've labeled you my favorite poster in my mind.

Perfection
04-17-2007, 04:24 AM
Willy Cañas is my soulmate:cool:

:cuckoo: :ras:

Beforehand
04-17-2007, 04:29 AM
Oh, SNAP! Don't be takin' each other's man!

**gets popcorn**

Metis
04-17-2007, 05:02 AM
^^^ This thread will lead to some serious catfights I'm afraid. :lol:

trixtah
04-17-2007, 05:10 AM
Stepanek is my soulmate...you just don't understand him like I do!!

mashamaniac
04-17-2007, 06:55 AM
Heh, I wish Ivanovic was my soulmate ;)

you got it:worship: i wish it too...no soulmate on atp but a lot of 'em on wta!!:cool:

mashamaniac
04-17-2007, 06:58 AM
Stepanek is my soulmate...you just don't understand him like I do!!

OMG!!!!! i just can't believe it that someone (at least on the earth) loves this monkey-man!

Fee
04-17-2007, 07:16 AM
I know it may sound strange, but when I see some players oncourt, I feel a very strong connection. Their body language, the way they look at things, etc. all point me to loving them.

I really think Guillermo Canas is my soulmate... I have a very strong desire for him. Lately I've been going to bed with 2 pillows bundled up in an electric blanket and holding it while saying "oooh Gaston, please.." over and over.

If only one day it could really happen. :(

What about you? :wavey:


So, how does your soulmate feel about being called another player's name?

Allez
04-17-2007, 07:17 AM
uhm...no!

Bobby
04-17-2007, 07:42 AM
Could someone point me to the "thread posting guidelines" please? I have a feeling I'm missing out on something. Who wants to discuss the same topics over and over? Me not. Here is a new one for ya! So get to it.

It's not the same topics over and over. I think many are interested in reading threads which actually have something to do with professional tennis. But this thread is just strange.

mashamaniac
04-17-2007, 08:04 AM
It's not the same topics over and over. I think many are interested in reading threads which actually have something to do with professional tennis. But this thread is just strange.

as strange as possible (maybe ASAP??):) :o

Via
04-17-2007, 08:06 AM
So, how does your soulmate feel about being called another player's name?

ouch... happens all the time :sad:

Ferrero Forever
04-17-2007, 12:18 PM
J'torian, you know I love you (and your avatar is so bloody hot!!!), but you're going to have to fight me for Tommy. If you want him, you must get me Juan Carlos, then, and only then, will I happily hand Tommy over hehe.

Honestly, I think Juan Carlos would be the best friend you could ever have, somewhat fun and he's so easy to talk to. I reckon he'd be very trustworthy, but I could never imagine myself in a relationship with him (which is somewhat good because at least I haven't got my hopes up.)

Tommy Robredo would be the perfect boyfriend though. I reckon he'd do absolutely anything for his girlfriend, whoever ends up with him would be one lucky woman. Tommy seems the really romantic type. It doesn't hurt to dream does it hehe.

And I suppose if you wanted some fun, Fernando Gonzalez, he'd be wild as anything.

alelysafina
04-17-2007, 01:22 PM
Just when I think that the term "thread of the year" has been overused here, there comes this gem.

:haha: :haha:

BORO77
04-17-2007, 01:59 PM
I have the feeling that Ana Ivanovic:cool: and Maria Kirilenko:worship: are my soulmates

laure xxx
04-17-2007, 02:02 PM
Ivo Karlovic is my soulmate.

allblue
04-17-2007, 02:38 PM
Fat Dave is my soulmate. We share food.

alfonsojose
04-17-2007, 02:55 PM
I know it may sound strange, but when I see some players oncourt, I feel a very strong connection. Their body language, the way they look at things, etc. all point me to loving them.

I really think Guillermo Canas is my soulmate... I have a very strong desire for him. Lately I've been going to bed with 2 pillows bundled up in an electric blanket and holding it while saying "oooh Gaston, please.." over and over.

If only one day it could really happen. :(

What about you? :wavey:
Instead of an electric blanket, try an electric dildo :o

Joyce_23
04-17-2007, 03:02 PM
Fat Dave is my soulmate. We share food.

Crap! Now I have to find another soulmate. ;) Good thing I'm not that picky, I believe that every professional tennisplayer is my potential soulmate and I will continue to believe that until one of them decides that I'm his soulmate too. :lol: Why limit yourself to just one player? :rolleyes:

tripb19
04-17-2007, 03:04 PM
Yes*

*Jessica Alba is a tennis player, right?

PamV
04-17-2007, 03:04 PM
Roger Federer is my soulmate.

D Optimist
04-17-2007, 03:52 PM
My soulmate is Mirka . I try hard to find a fool ...

danton
04-17-2007, 06:53 PM
I know it may sound strange, but when I see some players oncourt, I feel a very strong connection. Their body language, the way they look at things, etc. all point me to loving them.

I really think Guillermo Canas is my soulmate... I have a very strong desire for him. Lately I've been going to bed with 2 pillows bundled up in an electric blanket and holding it while saying "oooh Gaston, please.." over and over.

If only one day it could really happen. :(

What about you? :wavey:

Sorry - that's not normal on any level.

seanog
04-17-2007, 08:44 PM
I know it may sound strange, but when I see some players oncourt, I feel a very strong connection. Their body language, the way they look at things, etc. all point me to loving them.

I really think Guillermo Canas is my soulmate... I have a very strong desire for him. Lately I've been going to bed with 2 pillows bundled up in an electric blanket and holding it while saying "oooh Gaston, please.." over and over.

If only one day it could really happen. :(

What about you? :wavey:

we all dont need to know that you want gaston to stick his cock up your ass.....too much information modernley amused

The PHONENIX
04-17-2007, 10:14 PM
(Sigh) I know how most of you feel.:angel: Yess I too Had Thoughts of a certain player:angel:;)

StZox
04-17-2007, 10:48 PM
Heh, I wish Ivanovic was my soulmate ;)

Hm, who doesn't?!:devil:
ANA:hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

StZox
04-17-2007, 10:53 PM
I have the feeling that Ana Ivanovic:cool: and Maria Kirilenko:worship: are my soulmates

Lots of people are fighting over Ana!!!:)

Perfection
04-17-2007, 11:00 PM
Lots of people are fighting over Ana!!!:)

Ana is a Scorpio, so if you are attracted to a person with these traits:

On the bright side:
-Determined and forceful
-Emotional and intuitive
-Powerful and passionate
-Exciting and magnetic

On the dark side:
-Jealous and resentful
-Compulsive and obsessive
-Secretive and obstinate

.. then she's the woman for you!

StZox
04-17-2007, 11:04 PM
Ana is a Scorpio, so if you are attracted to a person with these traits:

On the bright side:
-Determined and forceful
-Emotional and intuitive
-Powerful and passionate
-Exciting and magnetic

On the dark side:
-Jealous and resentful
-Compulsive and obsessive
-Secretive and obstinate

.. then she's the woman for you!

I am even more attracted to her!

Snowwy
04-17-2007, 11:41 PM
Lots of people are fighting over Ana!!!:)

I called her first though :angel:

DhammaTiger
08-23-2007, 10:33 PM
Rafa is my soulmate

Sunset of Age
08-23-2007, 10:44 PM
Well, 'soulmate' goes too far for me as I realize I don't actually KNOW any of these players at all - but talking about 'role models', I'd say, yes, I have at least two - those people (two of them come to mind right now :angel:) who admit that one can actually admire one's rival without being nasty to each other - or even more, being rightout FRIENDLY to one another when not on-court. :worship:

AsianSensation
08-23-2007, 10:50 PM
I have the feeling that Ana Ivanovic:cool: and Maria Kirilenko:worship: are my soulmates

Took the words right outta my mouth.

Burrow
08-23-2007, 11:38 PM
No, I'm not gay but I do see similarities between me and Safin, physically and mentally, body language, injury problems...

*snowflake*
08-24-2007, 12:11 AM
LMAO at this whole thread.

Well yes, Moya is my soulmate. He's been fooling himself with all of this other broads but he'll come around one day...

And Guille is my sexual match. Thank God that he's such a man whore...


Keep hugging on those pillows hun :wavey:

Alex999
08-24-2007, 01:22 AM
Hm, maybe this will do it for you, lol

http://www.queerty.com/gossip/is-that-novak-djokovics-penis-20070822/

StevoTG
08-24-2007, 02:23 AM
I called her first though :angel:

Yeah she'll be reall happy with that attitude :devil:

You : ``Hey Ana, cmon I'm takin you out tonight``
Ana : ``Excuse me?``
You : ``Yeah, I called you first bitch!`` :lol:

Just jokin, but if you ever talk to Ana like that (without her permission :unsure: ) then I'll be waiting to save the day and ... and then mysteriously slink back off into the night like the brooding superhero that I am.



Modernly Amused, I certainly won't dismiss your post as rubbish (alhtough confusing the name of your soulmate leaves me suspicious...I'm a detective as well as a superhero you see), however while I do care a great deal about my fvourite player/s I would'nt say that I feel like any of them are a soulmate, TBH I don't feel like I have a soulmate at all and I'm not sure that I believe in the whole idea of soulmates. But I consider myslef to be open-minded so who knows :shrug:
I find it interesting how people (myself included) can feel a strong affinity to an athlete or team, almost at risk of sounding like Gill Grissom there and I would say more but would be at risk of descending into babble talk. In terms of the opposite sex, I guess that even through the TV screen attraction is strong, but probably (or definately) one way.
Anyhow some tennis players really seem to love their fans, others are'nt so bothered.... oh no I've descended into that damn babbling... damn 6 years of higher level english was useless.... better go and listen to some John Mayer to calm myslef down :lol: :silly: :dance: :rocker:

User ID 29337
08-24-2007, 02:41 AM
I think the first post sums up why players have bodyguards. I'm a canas fan as well and can see what you like about him but I think thats taking it to a shall we say unhealthy level?

StevoTG
08-24-2007, 02:56 AM
I think the first post sums up why players have bodyguards. I'm a canas fan as well and can see what you like about him but I think thats taking it to a shall we say unhealthy level?

Yeah I guess some players actually are kinda freaked out by how into them some fans are, some players love it though. I guess it all depends on your point of view... ``wow, it's amazing how much this person care about me`` or ``man I've never even met you before, what the hell...``

Perfection
08-24-2007, 03:11 AM
I think the first post sums up why players have bodyguards. I'm a canas fan as well and can see what you like about him but I think thats taking it to a shall we say unhealthy level?

No worries. After seeing Gaston Canas in those modeling pictures with his "girlfriend", I immediately became vengeful and bitter. A new chapter begins.

Revenge. Doom. Forever.

knight_ley
08-24-2007, 06:33 AM
Why do you keep calling him "Gaston"? Am I missing something... :scratch:

Forehander
08-24-2007, 07:37 AM
ModernlyAmused. you're the best! :haha: Sebastien Grosjean and then Daniella Hantuchova are my soulmates :haha:

gjalex
08-24-2007, 07:45 AM
I personally do not consider any player to be my soul mate.. umm, but id give about 1/3 of the women on the WTA tour a go.

Forehander
08-24-2007, 07:48 AM
I personally do not consider any player to be my soul mate.. umm, but id give about 1/3 of the women on the WTA tour a go.

1/3!?!?!??!! are you sure!?!?! 1/3 wud already include the likes of Kuznetsova and Jankovic and shit... Man you've got some tastes there dude... You must be a typical aussie bloke that full enjoys VB and XXXX Gold! Cheers man!

martine2
08-24-2007, 07:51 AM
No, I'm not gay but I do see similarities between me and Safin, physically and mentally, body language, injury problems...

:eek: :eek: a new bandwagon is born: "the Burrowettes" ;)

Kuhne
08-24-2007, 07:55 AM
RAFAEL NADAL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he doesn't I just want for this conversation to be insulting, offensive, biased and stupid like everything else on this forums.. anything but this gay ass thread)

Metis
08-24-2007, 08:02 AM
RAFAEL NADAL SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he doesn't I just want for this conversation to be insulting, offensive, biased and stupid like everything else on this forums.. anything but this gay ass thread)

:confused: Read again, you'll find all these elements here too.


Anyway, isn't it time for you to give out some more money :p ? I apply (just making sure to get ahead of all the others). :lol:

gjalex
08-24-2007, 08:23 AM
1/3!?!?!??!! are you sure!?!?! 1/3 wud already include the likes of Kuznetsova and Jankovic and shit... Man you've got some tastes there dude... You must be a typical aussie bloke that full enjoys VB and XXXX Gold! Cheers man!

Well, if you had to rank the top 33 of the top 100 female tennis players in terms of attractiveness say, there would certainly be no Kuznetsove and I really don't think Jankovic either. Then again its subjective so if you think that all i can say is that you have an unconventional taste in women.

switz
08-24-2007, 08:26 AM
if i was a freak i'm sure i would feel same way :)

Forehander
08-24-2007, 08:36 AM
Well, if you had to rank the top 33 of the top 100 female tennis players in terms of attractiveness say, there would certainly be no Kuznetsove and I really don't think Jankovic either. Then again its subjective so if you think that all i can say is that you have an unconventional taste in women.

well you typed WTA and WTA have quite alot of players lol.

gjalex
08-24-2007, 08:47 AM
well you typed WTA and WTA have quite alot of players lol.

So what, are you saying that they get uglier when they get outside the top 100? After a slab or VB or XXXX im sure most of them are fine.

~EMiLiTA~
08-24-2007, 09:59 AM
well since they are just tennis players, and therefore human beings and not gods, they must have their own soul mates out there somewhere, though not necessarily ppl from mtf...doesn't mean you have to be a freak or stalker.

Kuhne
08-24-2007, 12:53 PM
:confused: Read again, you'll find all these elements here too.


Anyway, isn't it time for you to give out some more money :p ? I apply (just making sure to get ahead of all the others). :lol:


You read my mind, it is about time for me to do that. be ready! it has to be on the thread for it to be official

Metis
08-24-2007, 02:50 PM
You read my mind, it is about time for me to do that. be ready! it has to be on the thread for it to be official

Nice! Though I was just joking about applying. :lol:

Mistaflava
08-24-2007, 03:23 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:


This is definitely worth a STALKER ALERT....wow

safinaferrero
08-25-2007, 01:03 AM
:unsure:

smitty8
08-25-2007, 02:15 AM
Well, that was kind of creepy to read. :eek: I think there are players out there who I have things in common with, maybe we could be friends given the right circumstances, but without knowing them at all, I would not call any my soulmate. I might call a few for some other *cough* activities, but that might be all. :devil:

Chloe le Bopper
08-25-2007, 09:00 AM
I've always felt that when Hewitt yelled CMON! that he was calling out for me. He just doesn't know it yet.

I feel much better having been able to share this with all of you.