a haiku thread

04-15-2007, 03:07 PM
To comment on current events inside and outside of tennis. I submitted this to another website and will repeat it here to get things started:

Nappy heads declare
Apology accepted
Now bye to your career

04-15-2007, 03:32 PM
Sunday morning rain
Food in my Easter basket
Some bunny pasta.

04-15-2007, 03:50 PM
Sunday morning rain
Food in my Easter basket
Some bunny pasta.

:worship: you're an expert at this aren't you? i can never get the 5 - 7 - 5 beats rights.

04-16-2007, 01:32 PM
Costa Rican dawn
Clouds creep over volcano tops
Soon will come the rain.

04-16-2007, 01:55 PM
Hurricane force winds
Trees hug each other's branches
I go back to sleep.

04-16-2007, 06:13 PM
Gale-force winds in Maine
Buckets of rain in New York
Wish I were in Guam

04-16-2007, 07:47 PM
Costa Rican noon
I'm afraid I spoke too soon
Sunny with highs in the 70's, wind gusts to 50kph, remaining clear overnight with lows in the mid 60's.

04-16-2007, 10:48 PM
Usual suspects
Writing haiku prose online
Anyone else here?

04-17-2007, 03:29 AM
Usual suspects
Writing haiku prose online
Anyone else here?

:angel: it's :sad: but
They'd need our :help: to write some
Prose without :retard:

04-17-2007, 03:40 AM
Columbine again?
Asian plus thirty-three slain.
Michael Moore's inspired

04-17-2007, 08:24 AM
Movement difficult
Perched atop this chair I sit--
I've diarrhea

Waiting for morning
Errands to run things to do--
I've diarrhea

Daybreak--not yet here
Restlessly moving like a
damn rabbit in heat

04-17-2007, 01:44 PM
I suck at haiku
This thread is just not for me
Go on, laugh at this...

04-17-2007, 05:16 PM
Snowing in April
I want it to be sunny
Global warming sucks!

04-17-2007, 05:30 PM
Excellent thank you
Everyone gets in the act
We are not alone.

Kitty de Sade
04-17-2007, 05:42 PM
Pup sits at my feet
Sends unconditional love
I smile and exhale

04-18-2007, 12:51 AM
excellent work all!
such talented poets these
keep 'em coming please

04-20-2007, 12:26 AM
nasty divorce war
tape conveniently leaked
Kim one, child zero

04-20-2007, 02:58 PM
Gasquet's on court now
Dropped serve to lose second set
Can't he close it out?

04-22-2007, 01:18 AM
Love is beautiful
Nice to share life with someone
Sad to be alone

04-22-2007, 02:03 AM
Long gone are the days
When I keenly awaited
Saturday Night Live

04-22-2007, 03:10 AM
Barricaded here
I think of how I may have
Trusted his quiet face

His closed demeanor
May have found appeal with a
Fellow introvert

My rejection may
Have helped to fuel his rage
His rain of bullets

Barricaded here
I ponder my safety and
Thank my lucky stars

04-26-2007, 02:55 AM
Roger crushed again.
Raging Bull did not run scared
Of red bandanas.

Kitty de Sade
04-26-2007, 03:44 AM
Clay smears like grease paint
Rivers of sweat flow freely
And dry in the heat

Two warriors play
Baked in the warmth of the sun
Their audience pleased

Time passing slowly
Through this war of attrition
Only one will stand

04-27-2007, 05:10 AM
so much devotion!
acceptance of place and role.
Mirka manages.

05-10-2007, 03:05 AM
With cash in my glove
Bought me some fucking justice.
Can’t buy a damn steak?

{my inspiration: http://entertainment.andnetwork.com/index?service=direct/1/Home/recent.titleStory&sp=l332749 }

Kitty de Sade
05-10-2007, 02:12 PM
Consider friendship
Just like the linking of rings
Fused in harmony.

05-12-2007, 02:29 PM
Lazy Saturday
Sunlight after the ice storm
Melts into Sunday

Kitty de Sade
05-20-2007, 07:14 PM
The end of the road
Alone, you stand before God
How much did you love?

05-20-2007, 08:13 PM
The end of the road
Nadal stands with plate aloft
Rog with trophy smiles

Kitty de Sade
05-22-2007, 03:06 PM
Middle of the road
Is not a good place to dwell
Be strong, pick a side.

05-22-2007, 07:40 PM
Reon Kadena
shaking her jubbilys, oh
my what a stiffy!

05-22-2007, 08:27 PM
Lisa Lisa of
Cult Jam fame Ms Stansfield what
Happened? ..Where Hon?

05-22-2007, 08:51 PM
Up above the sky
Beyond what the eye can see
lies the great unkown

05-23-2007, 03:14 AM
Middle of the road
Is not a good place to dwell
Be strong, pick a side.

:worship: :D

Kitty de Sade
05-23-2007, 05:53 AM
:worship: :D

Grazie. :hatoff:

I love this thread you made.

05-23-2007, 06:18 AM
Bible-toting slut
Seems to believe that we're all


Kitty de Sade
05-23-2007, 07:43 PM
A generation
Hung on the words of Cobain
Silenced thirteen years.

05-25-2007, 05:37 AM
Dead Kurt pimping shoes? :eek: :eek:
Courtney declares, "No love was
Sold to Doc Martens."


05-25-2007, 06:24 AM
I feel really fat
I just ate some Hungry Jack's
Not good for my health...

Kitty de Sade
05-25-2007, 03:02 PM
God had a misfire
Underestimating how

Women and men always are.
Yet, hesitation....

Between them exists
This undeniable pull,
"Lust," raw and primal.

06-10-2007, 05:10 AM
Fascinating case!
Is Paris faking, or can
A Skank be redeemed?


09-11-2007, 02:36 AM
Nice job Djokovic.
Too bad your opponent was
In a class beyond.