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Federer needs a bagel to win Monte Carlo...

MatchFederer
04-11-2007, 12:06 PM
If Federer manages to ever read this thread and remembers to eat a bagel before the tournament begins, he will definitely be the winner of TMS event in Monte Carlo and the irrefutable champion of the galaxy.

Listen... Bagels are very important.

No smamming or dissing please.

Thank You!

JustJames
04-11-2007, 12:08 PM
If Federer manages to ever read this thread and remembers to eat a bagel before the tournament begins, he will definitely be the winner of Monte Carlo and the irrefutable champion of the galaxy.

Listen... Bagels are very important.

No smamming or dissing please.

Thank You!

You are being metaphorical rite? :confused:

MatchFederer
04-11-2007, 12:11 PM
You are being metaphorical rite? :confused:

No James, just wise. I am a leading figure in the study of the effects that bagels have on sports stars. The results? Eat a bagel and the world is your oyster. How can the world be everyones oyster? Well.. that is the beauty of it.:p

gusman890
04-11-2007, 12:43 PM
ummm..ok??

Kolya
04-11-2007, 12:49 PM
Wow what a great thread with no point.

Mats Wilander!!!

JustJames
04-11-2007, 12:49 PM
No James, just wise. I am a leading figure in the study of the effects that bagels have on sports stars. The results? Eat a bagel and the world is your oyster. How can the world be everyones oyster? Well.. that is the beauty of it.:p

:lol:

Ok you're joking....

But still... Maybe you need to explain yourself a little better. So..Bagels help pro players play better. Why? :D (Looking forward to this answer ;) )

Byrd
04-11-2007, 12:55 PM
No spamming or dissing, dude your a 'tard mate, what a thread, shame it came after the Arse clown TMS you would of been up there challenging.

jitterbug
04-11-2007, 12:58 PM
No James, just wise. I am a leading figure in the study of the effects that bagels have on sports stars. The results? Eat a bagel and the world is your oyster. How can the world be everyones oyster? Well.. that is the beauty of it.:p

Very philosophical :scratch:

MatchFederer
04-11-2007, 01:08 PM
:lol:

Ok you're joking....

But still... Maybe you need to explain yourself a little better. So..Bagels help pro players play better. Why? :D (Looking forward to this answer ;) )

I could give you some BS long winded answer... like how the word bagels and tennis share a striking parallel! (2 vowels and 4 consonants - WoW!) Or like how bagels strangely resemble the shapes of some galaxies... and thus inherently gives the eater the wisdom and courage of the stars. Instead though I will only tell you the boring and honest truth.

For a tennis player the simple answer is this:

If a tennis player eats a bagel within a couple of days before playing in a tournament, while on the tennis court they will subliminally be thinking of bagels and how DELICIOUS they are. This in turn puts their mind off the match, but they don't realize it. Before said player knows it, they have lost the first set. The magic kicks in when the player on the other side of the net subliminally believes that the set was given to him - that the bagel eating player was not giving it 100%. This is where the magic of eating the bagel kicks in. The opponent of the bagel muncher, due to his subliminal belief, cannot sustain the same level of intensity or consistency. This coincides with the fact that after a set of tennis the bagels effects wear off (This can sometimes take slightly longer or shorter than one set mind). The interesting thing is where the transference of the bagels power has suddenly dissipated to... the answer? The racquet. All of a sudden the 2 days previous bagel devourer can hit the ball 20 percent harder, with 20 percent more angles.. has 20 percent more touch etc.


This is why James, eating a bagel almost guarantees victory, and in the case of Roger Federer, a 100 percent assured victory.

MatchFederer
04-11-2007, 01:09 PM
No spamming or dissing, dude your a 'tard mate, what a thread, shame it came after the Arse clown TMS you would of been up there challenging.

Oh man, I am just being ironic :p .. The Federer needs a miracle to win Monte Carlo thread inspired me.

cmurray
04-11-2007, 01:12 PM
mmmm.... bagels.

Do you think if Iate a bagel, I could win Monte Carlo? Or does this trick only work for Roger....:mad:

Byrd
04-11-2007, 01:12 PM
Oh man, I am just being ironic :p .. The Federer needs a miracle to win Monte Carlo thread inspired me.

If you say so, but the amount of 'tards on the board make it hard to distinguish between a joke post or an actual thread :p

MatchFederer
04-11-2007, 01:16 PM
If you say so, but the amount of 'tards on the board make it hard to distinguish between a joke post or an actual thread :p

I'll be the first to admit that this IS a very lame thread. :)

MatchFederer
04-11-2007, 01:18 PM
mmmm.... bagels.

Do you think if Iate a bagel, I could win Monte Carlo? Or does this trick only work for Roger....:mad:

Well you couldn't just eat one and then beat him if you have never played tennis. If you play to a reasonable standard though, I would say you have a 30 percent chance.. not bad huh? I know, I know, I forgot to mention that victory is not assured unless you have some experience in the sport itself, that was an oversight. The rest of the world though will catch up to the bagel eaters though so expect some strange and rapid fluctuations in the top 10 this year.

*Viva Chile*
04-11-2007, 01:29 PM
No James, just wise. I am a leading figure in the study of the effects that bagels have on sports stars. The results? Eat a bagel and the world is your oyster. How can the world be everyones oyster? Well.. that is the beauty of it.:p
another contender for the ACC 2007??? :spit:

jitterbug
04-11-2007, 01:32 PM
another contender for the ACC 2007??? :spit:

Oh man, I am just being ironic :p .. The Federer needs a miracle to win Monte Carlo thread inspired me.

I think he/she meant it as a joke :scared:

MatchFederer
04-11-2007, 01:38 PM
I think he/she meant it as a joke :scared:

He.