Which Dictator Are You? Take The Test

Here are 6 questions to find out which dictator you are.

http://www.novistrana.com/test/

I was General Pinochet

I am Genghis Khan

With a deadly penchant for other people’s wife’s and total disregard for human life you are a Genghis Khan.
Cruel, fearsome and merciless, you can create and lead a powerful civilisation. Psychos will hero-worship you, others will just be glad never to meet you on an ‘off’ day.

mwaahaahaaa!!! i am Dubya!!!:devil:

George Bush I hate to say

OMG - I am ashamed - I shall run away to MC and never come back - because - I am George Bush too :eek:

I am Genghis Khan


me to

I am General Pinochet....

me to

So far we have had Genghis Khan, Bush, Pinochet. There hasn't been a Saddam Hussein yet.

Check the other board and you will find Saddam ;)

I'm Bush :o

nooo i'm Bush too :mad:

Check the other board and you will find Saddam ;)

I'm Bush :o

I just checked, why is that Bush is the dominant one here so far? It's good that GWH, Wyver and myself are not Bush.

We think all people that are Bush should be punished and be banished to the Duckboy forum for a week.

That punishment is too terrible ;)

I can't help it that I chose dumb answers ;)

So far we have had Genghis Khan, Bush, Pinochet. There hasn't been a Saddam Hussein yet.

I'm Saddam Hussein!!! :bounce:

Maybe I shouldn't say that so loudly... :scared:

http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/sadam.jpg

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.

I'm Saddam Hussein!!! :bounce:

Maybe I shouldn't say that so loudly... :scared:

http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/sadam.jpg

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.

Thanks Q, it's good that there is a Saddam in the house. At least there isn't anyone who is Adolf Hitler yet.

I'm Saddam Hussein!!!

:eek: :bolt: haha

OMG I got Adolf Hitler... that's terrible :eek:!!!!!

:lol: Billabong!

Where is Stalin? I secretly wanted to be Stalin...

:lol: Billabong!

Where is Stalin? I secretly wanted to be Stalin...

lol ;)!

OMG I got Adolf Hitler... that's terrible :eek:!!!!!

You got a mad Austrian with one ball, instead of a crazy drunken Georgian.

You got a mad Austrian with one ball, instead of a crazy drunken Georgian.

Dear Genghis,

Please don't insult my hero and role model.

thanks

Your friend,

Saddam

Dear Genghis,

Please don't insult my hero and role model.

thanks

Your friend,

Saddam


I am playing the violin for you, but your concern has duly been noted.

I'm Saddam Hussein!!! :bounce:

Maybe I shouldn't say that so loudly... :scared:

http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/sadam.jpg

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.


I knew YOU could do it, Q!!! :worship:

I am Pinochet as well. I think that perhaps the pushing opponents out of the plane and investing in the people were the keys to that result. Let's face it, I'm only a half-hearted dictator. I admire your committment, Q. :)

OMG I got Adolf Hitler... that's terrible :eek:!!!!!

:hug: :hug: :hug:



ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww I just hugged HITLER!

:p

Conan needs no help with the second question.

Conan was Gengis Khan. Ravishing the local wenches sealed the deal.

OMG I was George Bush :hysteric::hysteric:

Conan needs no help with the second question.

Conan was Gengis Khan. Ravishing the local wenches sealed the deal.

Well, there you go. I had no interest in ravishing wenches. :)

I think I am seriously disturbed by the lack of female dictators. They could have put in Catherine the Great at least. I could have gotten into that tall handsome guardsmen thing.

I'm Saddam Hussein!!! :bounce:

Maybe I shouldn't say that so loudly... :scared:

http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/sadam.jpg

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.

I'm actually more excited because of my split-personality with MisterQ than of being Saddam, kinda knew my hero would come out of that one. But MisterQ, no, now that's truly an unexpected honour.

Well, there you go. I had no interest in ravishing wenches. :)

Ravishing local wenches is an underrated pasttime. Conan asks star not to knock it until you have tried it.

OMG - I am ashamed - I shall run away to MC and never come back - because - I am George Bush too :eek:

There are many Bushes. ( :o I'm one too) Probably because he's the most girlie one among those dictators. :p

OMG I got Adolf Hitler... that's terrible :eek:!!!!!

:hug: Seb!

Ravishing local wenches is an underrated pasttime. Conan asks star not to knock it until you have tried it.

On the plus side, I did choose Conan. ;)

As any sane person would do!

I was Bush. It must be a woman thing.

I was Bush too, I think its rigged lol

I was Bush am agrees with the person who said it was a woman thing

Hilarious.. lol.. Watch out for MisterQ!

Taking the test right now..

OMG LOL

MisterQ... you must be my twin brother!

Saddam Hussein

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.

Must be because I admired myself most and want pictures of myself in everyone's room lol.

I knew YOU could do it, Q!!! :worship:

I am Pinochet as well. I think that perhaps the pushing opponents out of the plane and investing in the people were the keys to that result. Let's face it, I'm only a half-hearted dictator. I admire your committment, Q. :)

I pushed someone out of a plane too. That was fun!

But I think it was building all those palaces that made me Saddam.

I pushed someone out of a plane too. That was fun!


OMG I did that too ;)

OMG I did that too ;)

Good times, eh brother? :lol:

I think we should send Genghis Kahn a scud missle or two, the cheeky Mongol!

:mad: Dubya .. :rolleyes:

Good times, eh brother?

I think we should send Genghis Kahn a scud missle or two, the cheeky Mongol!

Yes! Let's Let's Let's!

No missles for Genghis. Think of the poor poor horsies!

I am Sadam but I didn't understand the answers to the questions...lol

:hug: :hug: :hug:



ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww I just hugged HITLER!

:p

:p! Is there any other Hitler here :sad:???

YES I got Stalin!!! I am invincible!!!! :yippee:

Frooty I'm so jealous! I wanna be Stalin... :bigcry:

;)

Shame on everyone who is Bush! I just redid the test trying to pick answers that would lead to a Bush result and I still didn't get him, got Stalin instead :lol:

lol.. Bush is inscrutable

Hey WyveN, I tried too.. these answers led to Bush:

1. Tough, patriotic and heroic.
2. Your fellow countrymen
3. Keeping the rich and influential happy.
4. Instantly attack all your neighbours.
5. Hit them where it hurt and cut off all their supplies.
6. Mani what?

I particularly like the last one.. it has to be a Bushie lol. I don't know for sure about the others, but this it what led to Bush for me.

I am probably just way to biased regarding Bush

3. How would you spend your country’s wealth?

Building an uber state that can take over the world seemed like the best answer ;)

Yeah, but he likes to keep the rich and influential happy too. The Über-state is obviously an answer that leads to Hitler.

I am Saddam Hussein... MOHOHAHA!!!!!!! :devil:

lol :lol:!

I'm Saddam Hussein. :p

I am Saddam. I tried to be Castro, but I guess I was not ruthless enough. Why is Bush on the list of dictators? He can't change laws during breakfast.

I'm Ghengis Khan, apparently. :confused: And I didn't even pick the "ravage the women" opetion.

You should all take the test (a real one ;)) at politicalcompass.com. You answer about 6 pages of political/economical/social questions and then they graph you on a chart - it looks like an x,y graph with authoritarian on the top, libertarian on the bottom, communism on the left, and free market on the right - based on your views and opinions. I'm at (-2.25, -6), and the closest political figure to me is the Dalai Lama. There is also a fun trivia questionnaire on politicans, etc. to take on that site.

where do i go on that site, tennisslave?

I'm Ghengis Khan, apparently. :confused: And I didn't even pick the "ravage the women" opetion.

You should all take the test (a real one ;)) at politicalcompass.com. You answer about 6 pages of political/economical/social questions and then they graph you on a chart - it looks like an x,y graph with authoritarian on the top, libertarian on the bottom, communism on the left, and free market on the right - based on your views and opinions. I'm at (-2.25, -6), and the closest political figure to me is the Dalai Lama. There is also a fun trivia questionnaire on politicans, etc. to take on that site.

That sounds too much like work. ;)

What I discovered was that I could easily identify all the answers leading to Bush.

I found if I kept these three the same, I could change around the others: Keeping the rich and influential happy, try not to look too startled, and mani what. But, when keeping these three the same and fooling with the others, I could change Bush into Genghis Khan by ****** and looting. However, if I changed the most admired person back to dad, but kept the rapeing and looting, I could turn back to Bush.

where do i go on that site, tennisslave?

Actually, it's politicalcompass.org, not .com. My bad. But you'll see the button on the top left under "Home."

What I discovered was that I could easily identify all the answers leading to Bush.

I found if I kept these three the same, I could change around the others: Keeping the rich and influential happy, try not to look too startled, and mani what. But, when keeping these three the same and fooling with the others, I could change Bush into Genghis Khan by ****** and looting. However, if I changed the most admired person back to dad, but kept the rapeing and looting, I could turn back to Bush.

You do all this and yet you think my short questionnaire is too much work? :eek: ;) :p

I am Genghis Khan

Genghis Khan

With a deadly penchant for other people’s wife’s and total disregard for human life you are a Genghis Khan.
Cruel, fearsome and merciless, you can create and lead a powerful civilisation. Psychos will hero-worship you, others will just be glad never to meet you on an ‘off’ day.

Saddam Hussein

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself

:haha:

http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/pinochet.jpg

You’re secretive, devious and a strategic planner as Chile’s very own General Pinochet.
You are the quietest of all the leaders happy for others to grab the limelight so you can get on with your dirty work – awarding yourself medals, bumping off your enemies and making yourself indispensable. A definite megalomaniac and snake in the grass.

wtf is that? :o

hey, I am also General Pinochet :devil:

me saddam hussein , ewww

General Pinochet :p

George Bush

Crap! I´m George W also :mad:

You're not the sharpest tool in the box and often have to make up words to make yourself understood but you certainly know how to work the system as a Mr. President Bush.
You take what you want, get people to do your dirty work but nurture your allies making you a great collaborator and very dangerous enemy.

I'm Adolf Hitler
Billabong :wavey:

You have a real chip on your shoulder and a very evil sadistic streak as a deeply insane and violent Adolf Hitler.
If you pick this one the chances are you are an attention seeking control freak with an over inflated opinion of yourself. You might think you are the mutt’s nuts – but people laugh at you behind your back and you’ll end up a loser.

Very interesting test - I'm Saddam! Where's Francisco Franco? Now there was a real dictator.

George W Bush owell I could have been Sudam Hussein!

They should have the great Turkmenbashi on this list of dictators.

Another one for Genghis Khan the nasty Mongol. The closest I have got to Mongolia, is eating at the Mongolian Barbecue restaurant.

OMFG :eek: I can't be george bush?! Oh hell! :fiery:!!!! this test has got me mad! How the hell can I be George Wacko Bush!

LOL :rolls:

Genghis Khan

I'm Saddam Hussein!!! :bounce:

Maybe I shouldn't say that so loudly... :scared:

http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/sadam.jpg

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.


I'm Saddam also.

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I'm Bush :o Yuck...