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Which Dictator Are You? Take The Test

Action Jackson
04-16-2004, 11:02 AM
Here are 6 questions to find out which dictator you are.

http://www.novistrana.com/test/

I was General Pinochet

rassklovn
04-16-2004, 11:05 AM
I am Genghis Khan

With a deadly penchant for other people’s wife’s and total disregard for human life you are a Genghis Khan.
Cruel, fearsome and merciless, you can create and lead a powerful civilisation. Psychos will hero-worship you, others will just be glad never to meet you on an ‘off’ day.

Mrs. B
04-16-2004, 11:14 AM
mwaahaahaaa!!! i am Dubya!!!:devil:

bobblehat
04-16-2004, 11:18 AM
George Bush I hate to say

*Ljubica*
04-16-2004, 11:27 AM
OMG - I am ashamed - I shall run away to MC and never come back - because - I am George Bush too :eek:

WyveN
04-16-2004, 12:05 PM
I am Genghis Khan


me to

Aranince
04-16-2004, 12:05 PM
I am General Pinochet....

rassklovn
04-16-2004, 12:06 PM
me to

So far we have had Genghis Khan, Bush, Pinochet. There hasn't been a Saddam Hussein yet.

maratski
04-16-2004, 12:09 PM
Check the other board and you will find Saddam ;)

I'm Bush :o

Lindsayfan
04-16-2004, 12:11 PM
nooo i'm Bush too :mad:

rassklovn
04-16-2004, 12:13 PM
Check the other board and you will find Saddam ;)

I'm Bush :o

I just checked, why is that Bush is the dominant one here so far? It's good that GWH, Wyver and myself are not Bush.

We think all people that are Bush should be punished and be banished to the Duckboy forum for a week.

maratski
04-16-2004, 12:15 PM
That punishment is too terrible ;)

I can't help it that I chose dumb answers ;)

MisterQ
04-16-2004, 12:16 PM
So far we have had Genghis Khan, Bush, Pinochet. There hasn't been a Saddam Hussein yet.

I'm Saddam Hussein!!! :bounce:

Maybe I shouldn't say that so loudly... :scared:

http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/sadam.jpg

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.

rassklovn
04-16-2004, 12:18 PM
I'm Saddam Hussein!!! :bounce:

Maybe I shouldn't say that so loudly... :scared:

http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/sadam.jpg

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.

Thanks Q, it's good that there is a Saddam in the house. At least there isn't anyone who is Adolf Hitler yet.

Aranince
04-16-2004, 12:19 PM
I'm Saddam Hussein!!!

:eek: :bolt: haha

Billabong
04-16-2004, 12:21 PM
OMG I got Adolf Hitler... that's terrible :eek:!!!!!

MisterQ
04-16-2004, 12:25 PM
:lol: Billabong!

Where is Stalin? I secretly wanted to be Stalin...

Billabong
04-16-2004, 12:27 PM
:lol: Billabong!

Where is Stalin? I secretly wanted to be Stalin...

lol ;)!

rassklovn
04-16-2004, 12:27 PM
OMG I got Adolf Hitler... that's terrible :eek:!!!!!

You got a mad Austrian with one ball, instead of a crazy drunken Georgian.

MisterQ
04-16-2004, 12:34 PM
You got a mad Austrian with one ball, instead of a crazy drunken Georgian.

Dear Genghis,

Please don't insult my hero and role model.

thanks

Your friend,

Saddam

rassklovn
04-16-2004, 12:43 PM
Dear Genghis,

Please don't insult my hero and role model.

thanks

Your friend,

Saddam


I am playing the violin for you, but your concern has duly been noted.

star
04-16-2004, 01:09 PM
I'm Saddam Hussein!!! :bounce:

Maybe I shouldn't say that so loudly... :scared:

http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/sadam.jpg

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.


I knew YOU could do it, Q!!! :worship:

I am Pinochet as well. I think that perhaps the pushing opponents out of the plane and investing in the people were the keys to that result. Let's face it, I'm only a half-hearted dictator. I admire your committment, Q. :)

star
04-16-2004, 01:10 PM
OMG I got Adolf Hitler... that's terrible :eek:!!!!!

:hug: :hug: :hug:



ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww I just hugged HITLER!

:p

Conan the Librarian
04-16-2004, 01:14 PM
Conan needs no help with the second question.

Conan was Gengis Khan. Ravishing the local wenches sealed the deal.

lieve
04-16-2004, 01:27 PM
OMG I was George Bush :hysteric::hysteric:

star
04-16-2004, 01:37 PM
Conan needs no help with the second question.

Conan was Gengis Khan. Ravishing the local wenches sealed the deal.

Well, there you go. I had no interest in ravishing wenches. :)

I think I am seriously disturbed by the lack of female dictators. They could have put in Catherine the Great at least. I could have gotten into that tall handsome guardsmen thing.

Aurora
04-16-2004, 01:45 PM
I'm Saddam Hussein!!! :bounce:

Maybe I shouldn't say that so loudly... :scared:

http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/sadam.jpg

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.

I'm actually more excited because of my split-personality with MisterQ than of being Saddam, kinda knew my hero would come out of that one. But MisterQ, no, now that's truly an unexpected honour.

Conan the Librarian
04-16-2004, 01:48 PM
Well, there you go. I had no interest in ravishing wenches. :)

Ravishing local wenches is an underrated pasttime. Conan asks star not to knock it until you have tried it.

Lee
04-16-2004, 01:50 PM
OMG - I am ashamed - I shall run away to MC and never come back - because - I am George Bush too :eek:

There are many Bushes. ( :o I'm one too) Probably because he's the most girlie one among those dictators. :p

OMG I got Adolf Hitler... that's terrible :eek:!!!!!

:hug: Seb!

star
04-16-2004, 02:07 PM
Ravishing local wenches is an underrated pasttime. Conan asks star not to knock it until you have tried it.

On the plus side, I did choose Conan. ;)

Conan the Librarian
04-16-2004, 02:09 PM
As any sane person would do!

Chloe le Bopper
04-16-2004, 02:28 PM
I was Bush. It must be a woman thing.

hedgehog
04-16-2004, 03:07 PM
I was Bush too, I think its rigged lol

Blaze
04-16-2004, 03:18 PM
I was Bush am agrees with the person who said it was a woman thing

CooCooCachoo
04-16-2004, 03:42 PM
Hilarious.. lol.. Watch out for MisterQ!

Taking the test right now..

CooCooCachoo
04-16-2004, 03:44 PM
OMG LOL

MisterQ... you must be my twin brother!

Saddam Hussein

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.

Must be because I admired myself most and want pictures of myself in everyone's room lol.

MisterQ
04-16-2004, 03:56 PM
I knew YOU could do it, Q!!! :worship:

I am Pinochet as well. I think that perhaps the pushing opponents out of the plane and investing in the people were the keys to that result. Let's face it, I'm only a half-hearted dictator. I admire your committment, Q. :)

I pushed someone out of a plane too. That was fun!

But I think it was building all those palaces that made me Saddam.

CooCooCachoo
04-16-2004, 03:59 PM
I pushed someone out of a plane too. That was fun!


OMG I did that too ;)

MisterQ
04-16-2004, 04:02 PM
OMG I did that too ;)

Good times, eh brother? :lol:

I think we should send Genghis Kahn a scud missle or two, the cheeky Mongol!

alfonsojose
04-16-2004, 04:03 PM
:mad: Dubya .. :rolleyes:

CooCooCachoo
04-16-2004, 04:07 PM
Good times, eh brother?

I think we should send Genghis Kahn a scud missle or two, the cheeky Mongol!

Yes! Let's Let's Let's!

star
04-16-2004, 06:10 PM
No missles for Genghis. Think of the poor poor horsies!

Marine
04-16-2004, 09:32 PM
I am Sadam but I didn't understand the answers to the questions...lol

Billabong
04-16-2004, 09:36 PM
:hug: :hug: :hug:



ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww I just hugged HITLER!

:p

:p! Is there any other Hitler here :sad:???

Frooty_Bazooty
04-16-2004, 09:55 PM
YES I got Stalin!!! I am invincible!!!! :yippee:

MisterQ
04-16-2004, 10:15 PM
Frooty I'm so jealous! I wanna be Stalin... :bigcry:

;)

WyveN
04-17-2004, 05:54 AM
Shame on everyone who is Bush! I just redid the test trying to pick answers that would lead to a Bush result and I still didn't get him, got Stalin instead :lol:

CooCooCachoo
04-17-2004, 05:56 AM
lol.. Bush is inscrutable

CooCooCachoo
04-17-2004, 06:00 AM
Hey WyveN, I tried too.. these answers led to Bush:

1. Tough, patriotic and heroic.
2. Your fellow countrymen
3. Keeping the rich and influential happy.
4. Instantly attack all your neighbours.
5. Hit them where it hurt and cut off all their supplies.
6. Mani what?

I particularly like the last one.. it has to be a Bushie lol. I don't know for sure about the others, but this it what led to Bush for me.

WyveN
04-17-2004, 06:06 AM
I am probably just way to biased regarding Bush

3. How would you spend your country’s wealth?

Building an uber state that can take over the world seemed like the best answer ;)

CooCooCachoo
04-17-2004, 06:09 AM
Yeah, but he likes to keep the rich and influential happy too. The Über-state is obviously an answer that leads to Hitler.

RoddickPride
04-20-2004, 12:33 AM
I am Saddam Hussein... MOHOHAHA!!!!!!! :devil:

Billabong
04-20-2004, 12:52 AM
lol :lol:!

Puss-in-Boots
04-21-2004, 10:49 PM
I'm Saddam Hussein. :p

buddyholly
04-21-2004, 11:06 PM
I am Saddam. I tried to be Castro, but I guess I was not ruthless enough. Why is Bush on the list of dictators? He can't change laws during breakfast.

TennisSlave
04-24-2004, 10:25 PM
I'm Ghengis Khan, apparently. :confused: And I didn't even pick the "ravage the women" opetion.

You should all take the test (a real one ;)) at politicalcompass.com. You answer about 6 pages of political/economical/social questions and then they graph you on a chart - it looks like an x,y graph with authoritarian on the top, libertarian on the bottom, communism on the left, and free market on the right - based on your views and opinions. I'm at (-2.25, -6), and the closest political figure to me is the Dalai Lama. There is also a fun trivia questionnaire on politicans, etc. to take on that site.

Frooty_Bazooty
04-24-2004, 10:43 PM
where do i go on that site, tennisslave?

star
04-24-2004, 10:48 PM
I'm Ghengis Khan, apparently. :confused: And I didn't even pick the "ravage the women" opetion.

You should all take the test (a real one ;)) at politicalcompass.com. You answer about 6 pages of political/economical/social questions and then they graph you on a chart - it looks like an x,y graph with authoritarian on the top, libertarian on the bottom, communism on the left, and free market on the right - based on your views and opinions. I'm at (-2.25, -6), and the closest political figure to me is the Dalai Lama. There is also a fun trivia questionnaire on politicans, etc. to take on that site.

That sounds too much like work. ;)

star
04-25-2004, 01:02 AM
What I discovered was that I could easily identify all the answers leading to Bush.

I found if I kept these three the same, I could change around the others: Keeping the rich and influential happy, try not to look too startled, and mani what. But, when keeping these three the same and fooling with the others, I could change Bush into Genghis Khan by ****** and looting. However, if I changed the most admired person back to dad, but kept the rapeing and looting, I could turn back to Bush.

TennisSlave
04-25-2004, 02:02 AM
where do i go on that site, tennisslave?

Actually, it's politicalcompass.org, not .com. My bad. But you'll see the button on the top left under "Home."

TennisSlave
04-25-2004, 02:04 AM
What I discovered was that I could easily identify all the answers leading to Bush.

I found if I kept these three the same, I could change around the others: Keeping the rich and influential happy, try not to look too startled, and mani what. But, when keeping these three the same and fooling with the others, I could change Bush into Genghis Khan by ****** and looting. However, if I changed the most admired person back to dad, but kept the rapeing and looting, I could turn back to Bush.

You do all this and yet you think my short questionnaire is too much work? :eek: ;) :p

Zetlandsk
08-02-2004, 05:11 AM
I am Genghis Khan

Genghis Khan

With a deadly penchant for other people’s wife’s and total disregard for human life you are a Genghis Khan.
Cruel, fearsome and merciless, you can create and lead a powerful civilisation. Psychos will hero-worship you, others will just be glad never to meet you on an ‘off’ day.

Nikki♥
08-02-2004, 06:15 AM
Saddam Hussein

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself

:haha:

Washa Koroleva
08-02-2004, 07:50 AM
http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/pinochet.jpg

You’re secretive, devious and a strategic planner as Chile’s very own General Pinochet.
You are the quietest of all the leaders happy for others to grab the limelight so you can get on with your dirty work – awarding yourself medals, bumping off your enemies and making yourself indispensable. A definite megalomaniac and snake in the grass.

wtf is that? :o

Corinna
08-02-2004, 11:44 AM
hey, I am also General Pinochet :devil:

Corey Feldman
08-02-2004, 01:22 PM
me saddam hussein , ewww

HybridTheory
08-02-2004, 01:51 PM
General Pinochet :p

Gonzalo81
08-02-2004, 01:52 PM
George Bush

Crap! I´m George W also :mad:

You're not the sharpest tool in the box and often have to make up words to make yourself understood but you certainly know how to work the system as a Mr. President Bush.
You take what you want, get people to do your dirty work but nurture your allies making you a great collaborator and very dangerous enemy.

Satanic Pasteur
08-02-2004, 03:17 PM
I'm Adolf Hitler
Billabong :wavey:

You have a real chip on your shoulder and a very evil sadistic streak as a deeply insane and violent Adolf Hitler.
If you pick this one the chances are you are an attention seeking control freak with an over inflated opinion of yourself. You might think you are the mutt’s nuts – but people laugh at you behind your back and you’ll end up a loser.

SwissMister1
08-03-2004, 09:00 PM
Very interesting test - I'm Saddam! Where's Francisco Franco? Now there was a real dictator.

papasmurf11
08-03-2004, 09:32 PM
George W Bush owell I could have been Sudam Hussein!

Zetlandsk
08-04-2004, 08:31 AM
They should have the great Turkmenbashi on this list of dictators.

PerezRoldan
08-04-2004, 08:33 AM
Another one for Genghis Khan the nasty Mongol. The closest I have got to Mongolia, is eating at the Mongolian Barbecue restaurant.

Iza
08-04-2004, 07:27 PM
OMFG :eek: I can't be george bush?! Oh hell! :fiery:!!!! this test has got me mad! How the hell can I be George Wacko Bush!

LOL :rolls:

UseTheSearchTool
08-10-2004, 06:00 AM
Genghis Khan

sigmagirl91
08-12-2004, 11:31 PM
I'm Saddam Hussein!!! :bounce:

Maybe I shouldn't say that so loudly... :scared:

http://www.novistrana.com/test/imgs/sadam.jpg

No one likes you but hey, who cares – you’ll never notice. You’re a Saddam.
You’ll be rich, look ridiculous, act like a total gangster and make sure everyone worships you. Prone to attack by other nations, you are dangerous and fanatical about yourself.


I'm Saddam also.

Corey Feldman
08-13-2004, 12:25 AM
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/shv.gif

Ten_Isse_Fan
08-13-2004, 12:36 AM
I'm Bush :o Yuck...