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According to my lawyer...

kapranos
03-22-2007, 08:35 PM
The arse-clown competition is a form of internet humiliation and I have the legal right to ask to have my name removed from it. Please make sure I'm not part of that competition, otherwise my rights as an individual are not respected.

Rafa's Wedgie
03-22-2007, 11:48 PM
:spit:

Are you serious? It's a fucking tennis message board. You care so much about what the tards here think of you that you had to contact your lawyers? The competition should be handed to you now. Arse-clown indeed.

adee-gee
03-22-2007, 11:53 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

A thread worthy of winning the arse clown tournament :hatoff:

scarecrows
03-22-2007, 11:55 PM
pathetic and paranoid

Naranoc
03-23-2007, 12:04 AM
The arse-clown competition is a form of internet humiliation and I have the legal right to ask to have my name removed from it. Please make sure I'm not part of that competition, otherwise my rights as an individual are not respected.

You already humiliate yourself enough on here through your posts and threads. The tournament simply recognises that fact.

Johnny Groove
03-23-2007, 12:06 AM
:spit: Close down the tourney, this thread takes the cake :haha:

Snowwy
03-23-2007, 01:29 AM
Could this just be his attempt to ensure he wins?

GlennMirnyi
03-23-2007, 03:01 AM
That's better then Federer's forehand or Sampras' serve. No-one can face this kind of thing. :hatoff:

mangoes
03-23-2007, 03:34 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Best thread I've read on MTF in quite some time :haha:

Fee
03-23-2007, 05:07 AM
Please tell me you have a tape recording of your conversation with your lawyer. Please. I have to hear how you explained this whole scenario to him.

And this is a private message board that you voluntarily signed up for. I'm not sure just how many rights you actually have here (and what laws would have jurisdiction anyway? Geneva conventions?).

kapranos
03-23-2007, 05:18 AM
Please tell me you have a tape recording of your conversation with your lawyer. Please. I have to hear how you explained this whole scenario to him.

And this is a private message board that you voluntarily signed up for. I'm not sure just how many rights you actually have here (and what laws would have jurisdiction anyway? Geneva conventions?).

I have exactly the same right as I have in real life. Or do you think people here, because it's a "private messageboard", can send each other death threats and stuff? :)

http://www.out-law.com/page-6520

kapranos
03-23-2007, 05:19 AM
pathetic and paranoid

I suggest as a moderator you show respect to members.

sigmagirl91
03-23-2007, 10:45 AM
:haha: :haha: There should be a separate and distinct category for you: Arseclown Emeritus.

scarecrows
03-23-2007, 10:51 AM
I suggest as a moderator you show respect to members.

i'm not a moderator since i cannot moderate any post

but hey, wanna bet some vCash?

Jelena
03-23-2007, 02:16 PM
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/doh1.gif

You can do one simple thing. Stop posting on the forum if you think your rights aren't respected. ;)

belco
03-23-2007, 03:48 PM
i gotta find this thread... am i on it? :angel:

Naide
03-23-2007, 03:53 PM
GlennMirnyi, I am truly sorry but you have to understand i cant vote for you anymore in this event

Kapranos won my heart

Sorry again

guille&tati4life
03-23-2007, 04:09 PM
The arse-clown competition is a form of internet humiliation and I have the legal right to ask to have my name removed from it. Please make sure I'm not part of that competition, otherwise my rights as an individual are not respected.

:retard:

Just another of your many ludicrous posts :D
The Arse-Clown title is yours :rocker2:

kapranos
03-23-2007, 07:07 PM
Can I have a confirmation I will not be part of the competition? Regards.

bad gambler
03-24-2007, 01:46 AM
My lawyer will get back to your one on Monday Kappy to thrash out the issues

JBdV
03-24-2007, 03:28 PM
What an opening gambit :worship: That's sending out a hell of a message to the rest of the field

Deboogle!.
03-24-2007, 05:20 PM
I think I should sue my law school for not teaching us about "internet humiliation" :mad:

RickDaStick
03-24-2007, 06:10 PM
Thats it! Im sueing Kapranos for bringing my IQ down from reading all his garbage posts.

jocaputs
03-24-2007, 06:31 PM
haha, best thread ever on mtf, this is fucking bullshit:haha:

not only you will participate in ACC, but you will win it hands down.

Fee
03-24-2007, 09:45 PM
I've been quoted in someone's signature!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:banana: :yippee: :banana:

Horatio Caine
03-24-2007, 09:46 PM
Holy hell :haha: :haha:

Deathless Mortal
03-25-2007, 09:49 AM
:haha:

zoltan83
03-25-2007, 05:37 PM
:rolls: :haha:

RonE
03-26-2007, 11:10 AM
How did I miss this thread???? :eek: :rolls: :spit: :worship:

cmurray
03-26-2007, 02:42 PM
I have exactly the same right as I have in real life. Or do you think people here, because it's a "private messageboard", can send each other death threats and stuff? :)

http://www.out-law.com/page-6520

Holy mary mother of God. BEST.THREAD.EVER. Seriously. This should go into the Thread Hall of Fame.

One question though...and this I really must know. You honestly believe that taking part in (and winning, because let's face it...nobody's gonna beat you) the Arseclown Competition is the same as receiving a death threat? Honestly?

Dilara
03-26-2007, 03:51 PM
:haha::haha::haha::haha: priceless!!

Joyce_23
03-26-2007, 05:33 PM
And the winner is...:haha:

Rafa = Fed Killa
03-26-2007, 06:38 PM
:D pure comedy gold

2007 champ the anti islamic warrior :rolleyes:

kapranos
03-26-2007, 07:31 PM
Last ultimatum: at 10am Eastern time tommorow, I'm ban or remove from the tournament.

This is no joke. 100% serious. Please take appropriate mesures.

GlennMirnyi
03-26-2007, 11:41 PM
GlennMirnyi, I am truly sorry but you have to understand i cant vote for you anymore in this event

Kapranos won my heart

Sorry again

I know. He won my heart too now.

Jogy
03-27-2007, 12:14 AM
hahaha take it easy mate :haha: and laugh at the contest and use it as a good way to make fun about the people who are idiots on the forum and take the chance to bash them hard :) and laugh at the organization of it, I mean GeorgeHitler is okay with some things, but often he is also a clown himself with his behaviour, so it is funny! :lol:

I'm looking forward for contest and will give some nice comments to many idiots who deserve it :devil:

scarecrows
03-27-2007, 12:18 AM
hahaha take it easy mate :haha: and laugh at the contest and use it as a good way to make fun about the people who are idiots on the forum and take the chance to bash them hard :) and laugh at the organization of it, I mean GeorgeHitler is okay with some things, but often he is also a clown himself with his behaviour, so it is funny! :lol:

I'm looking forward for contest and will give some nice comments to many idiots who deserve it :devil:

wise words :worship:

Tomek.
03-27-2007, 11:11 PM
the ultimatum is over :eek:

what now :scared:

Jelena
03-27-2007, 11:32 PM
the ultimatum is over :eek:

what now :scared:
Look here: http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=98719

alfonsojose
03-28-2007, 01:05 AM
nice way to ensure a top 5 seed :D

mtw
03-29-2007, 12:43 PM
The arse-clown competition is a form of internet humiliation and I have the legal right to ask to have my name removed from it. Please make sure I'm not part of that competition, otherwise my rights as an individual are not respected.


You exaggerate really.
Some American actors and actresses accept the prices for the worst actresses and actors: ,, Gold raspberry". It is a kind of fun. Nobody knows You.

buddyholly
03-29-2007, 02:05 PM
I suggest you start the ''Church of Arse Clown Rejection'' and then demand that even non-believers must respect your religion. Most MTFers will agree with your right to have your belief in the supernatural to be inviolate.

PS. Everyone who made a serious reply to kapranos in this thread should get an automatic seeding in the contest. I suggest #1 seed for Fee.

Mechlan
03-29-2007, 07:44 PM
:haha: :rolls:

This year's ACC is shaping up to be one of the best.

scarecrows
03-29-2007, 07:50 PM
i hope budyholly is in the list just for his post-match interviews

buddyholly
03-30-2007, 03:04 PM
i hope budyholly is in the list just for his post-match interviews:hatoff:

RonE
03-30-2007, 03:13 PM
hahaha take it easy mate :haha: and laugh at the contest and use it as a good way to make fun about the people who are idiots on the forum and take the chance to bash them hard :) and laugh at the organization of it, I mean GeorgeHitler is okay with some things, but often he is also a clown himself with his behaviour, so it is funny! :lol:

I'm looking forward for contest and will give some nice comments to many idiots who deserve it :devil:

Well spoken by the 2005 ACC champion :worship: :lol: :yeah:

psichogaucho
03-30-2007, 03:13 PM
The arse-clown competition is a form of internet humiliation and I have the legal right to ask to have my name removed from it. Please make sure I'm not part of that competition, otherwise my rights as an individual are not respected.

sue me, arseclown :rolls:

Aleka
03-30-2007, 03:15 PM
:spit: :spit: :spit:

my stomach hurts :awww:

oz_boz
03-30-2007, 03:18 PM
I just have to post in this LEGEND of a thread.

kappy the one and only Arseclown Emeritus, thanks for the laughs. :hatoff:

Vass
03-30-2007, 03:19 PM
The arse-clown competition is a form of internet humiliation and I have the legal right to ask to have my name removed from it. Please make sure I'm not part of that competition, otherwise my rights as an individual are not respected.


:spit: :haha:


:haha: :haha: There should be a separate and distinct category for you: Arseclown Emeritus.

EXACTLY what i was thinking.