Questions

All of you who watch Whose Line Is this Anyway? will understand this, those who don't, here is an example:

I say: "Where's my shoe?"
next post: "Why do you need it?"
third post: "Why aren't you helping?"
...
and so on.

Hence, you respond with a new question with each post.

Let the games begin.

Who stole my racquet?

How would I know?

Do you know anybody who does?

Do you have someone in mind?

with which letter does his/her name start?

Who do you think could do it then?

is that relevant?

why do you want to know?

Are you trying to divert focus from the investigation?

Will ya never answer my question? :p

will you stop being persistent?

are you sure it's your racquet they took and not a snow shoe?

can't you come up with something better to make me stop worrying?

Why do you want to stop worrying?

who says I want to stop worrying?

Why don't you want to stop worrying?

Who is worrying?

Are you?

Don't you think worrying about worrying is crazy?

what do you think is crazy?

are you crazy?

Why do you accuse other people of being crazy?

Have I ever accused someone of being crazy?

Does it matter to you?

What was the point of this thread again?

why do you ask?

Why don't you answer his question instead of asking why he asks...? :devil:

What was the question?

don't you remember?

What was I supposed to remember?

Don't you think you should remember?

Is your memory bad?

Which memory, computer memory or my own memory?

Why are you making the situation more complicated?

What situation are you talking about?

Can't you see what the situation is?

Would it bother you if I said I can't see it?

Are you blind?

what does vision have to do with it?

Are we too far from the the original question now?

can we actually be too far from the original question?

What is too far for you?

do you think anything is too far for me?

What do you think?

can't you come up with a question without the word "you" in it?

Can a dog talk?
<------- :scratch: :cuckoo:

can pigs fly?

Are you intrested in it?

is there anybody out there who isn't intrested?

Don't you think it's more intresting if horses can fly?

do you want to see horses fly?

Why horses and not pigs???

does that matter?

Don't you think that, as a matter of fact, this is a serious problem?

Do you think I see this as a serious problem?

How should I know what your reactions for serious problems are?

do you want to find out who stole the racquet or not?

What racquet?

Don't you think flying pics are more intresting then a stolen racquet?

when did pics came into the picture?

Don't you think that was just a typing mistake? :p

why should I think that?

Didn't you realize they were talking about pigs before?

are you sure we're talking pigs now and not pics?

are u sure u got the pics and not pigs?

aren't we talking about pics of flying pigs?

can pigs really fly?

don't you know the answer to that question?

Don't you think the answer is obvious?

what's obvious?

Isn't everything what you are saying so obvious?

you mean flying pigs and Pink Floyd is obvious?

Do you claim the existence of Pink Floyd is doubtful?

What has Pink Floyd to do with the stolen racquet?

Could it be that they stole it?

this is a weird thread, isn't it?

Is it a weird thread?

was Pink Floyd weirder with Syd Barret or after he was sacked?

The question should be was Syd Barret weirder than Frank Zappa?

was Captain Beefheart weirder than Zappa?

Was there anyone weirder than Zappa?

was Zappa clinically insane like Beefheart and Barret?

was this before my time?

was this before MY time?

what time is it?

can't you look at your watch?

What can I do if my watch doesn't work at all?

do you like to watch?

Does watching watches whack you out?

does it whack you out when you see at your watch that it's only two hours until you have to work?

do you hate your work?

Do you think sitting in the office for 8 hours is the awful work?

Dont you think studying is much more fun as being in the office fore 8 hours?

don't you hate your work?

Don't you think you should work on being more convincing when it comes to getting me to work?

don't you think its worth sacrificing work for tennis?

What is your definition of sacrificing?

You don't know what sacrificing means?

should we look it up in a dictionary?

is the dictionary really useful?

can you name another useful tool?

What about a native speaker?

is he of any good?

does he have experience?

in what field? :angel:

is it a football or rugby field?

What's the difference between a rugby and a football field?

Do you have problems with differences?

do we care about these differences?

Which differences are those?

How come you can't name them???

can you?

Can't I?

what do you think?

Don't you think that those indecisions are killing you?

ae you sure of that?

didn't i mean to say are you sure of that?

Why are you questioning my decision making?

Do u think there is no need to ask ur decision making?

Why? Do You?

Have you noticed you actually wrote two questions in one post?

Are you sure?

Should I be???

Can I think so?

Don't you agree with me that you are of absolute irrelevance?

do you really think I'm of irrelevance?

Don't you already know the answer to that ;)

are you sure I'm that intelligent?

Don't u think I am really sure u are that intelligent?

can I doubt that?

why do you doubt I do?

who started talking about doubt?

Wouldn't that be you?

is it so?

why do bother asking if you know the answer?

can you correctly construct sentences in English?

can anyone these days?

Can I say that you can?

would you say this is an original thread topic?

can you give your opinion first?

sure thing -- it truly is original!

is Maratski onto bigger and better things in tennis?

is it that obvious?

Are you questioning me being a clairvoyant?

How long have you been able to see into the future?

Wouldn't you be able to tell if you were a fortune teller?

Could a fortune teller, tell you when Roger will stop wairing that stupid headband and cut his hair?

Why do you think the headband is stupid?

maybe because it's getting boring?

do you find it girly as well as boring?

Girls? Where?

why not boys?

huh?

are you confused?

do you like the genesis song "land of confusion?"

is that your fave song?

do you like 80's music?

Do you like Punk?

You sure behave like a punker, don't you?

General Knowledge in FEAR.

Are you sure you're in the right thread?

are punks allowed in this thread?

Why did I post in the wrong thread? Am I a punk? (Lol, I looked like an idiot)

What Punk Music do you like?

What do you think of liking things others don't like when it comes to punk music only the friends of your neighbours like to dislike?

What do you think of your neighbours friend who dislike you?

My neighbours don't have friends that you know of so why did you bring it up?

What neighbours?

What will you do if I have never watched the programme?

What makes you think I have the possibility to watch videos?

do you have big dvd collection?

Do you want to borrow some if I have?;)

Do you mean I cannot just have them?

Do you know you really sound Dutch now? :p

Will it be Dutch or Deutsch in Euro 2004?

Will it be France or England?

Will it be Spain or Portugal?

Will it be Sweden or Denmark? ( :ras: Danes. you'll drench your sorrows in Carlsberg and Tuborg )

Will you stop questioning yourself?

Isn't the idea of this thread that others have to ask a question before youself ask one again?

Why are you asking me?

Don't you think I'm refering to Aphex?

Isn't your referral extremely obvious?

is there an identity crisis going on?

are you talking to me?

Don't you understand this game?

is there a doctor in the house?

Could he cure my sick chihuahua recently imported from Ouagadougou?

Don't ya need a vet for your chihuahua?

is there a smaller dog than a chihuahua?

Has it occurred to anyone else that this game is more effective face to face when you don't always have time to think up a question and are caught making a statement instead?

Guys, don't you think, just like me, that Sjengster is right?

Why would we?

Why is Legolas just following Sjengster like a dog?

Are you a dog?

Are you trying to say you dont like my outfit?

Don't you think I'm more like an elf then like a dog?

did you know smoking is bad for your elf?

Didn't ya notice in LotR (the movie) everbody did smoke except the elves?

Why are we talking about elves?

Haven't you notice Legolas's avatar?;)

The one of Legolas?

Didn't you know I am an elf?

What makes you an elf?

Don't you need to have goofy ears?

Why have elves goofy ears?

Haven't you ever seen my goofy ears?

Why do you think I'm interested in looking at your ears??

"Why don't you want to look at his ears?"

Did anyone find the missing tennis racket from the beginning of this thread? :p

:lol:

Haven't ya noticed even my elvish eyes couldn't find the racket? :p

Aren't those just contacts?

Don't ya know there are no contacts which can make you see as far as an elf can see?

Don't you think we should drop this elf thing?

Why don't you like elves?

Don't ya think CooCooCachoo is right since I the elf don't want the people on this board to think I've something to do with the stolen racket?

Why? Do you have something to hide?

:angel: Don't ya think that's a question I'll never answer?

Why don't you want to answer that question?

Don't you think you should stop offending Legolas by asking these rude questions? Are you ill-mannered or what? Shouldn't you shame on you? Shouldn't you be punished? Am I not asking too many questions?

Why are you asking so many questions?

Have you got something to hide?

Why are you repeating a question I asked?

Do you think I'll answer the question the 2nd time, while I didn't answer the first time?

Won't you give up in the end?

will there ever be an end?

Why do you want this to end?

Are you afraid of saying goodbye?

Do you want to say goodbye?

Doesn't that remind you of a Spice Girls song?

Which one?

Does it matter?

Why are you questioning the importance of it?

Why do you ask her such an obvious question?

were the spice girls ever of any importance?

who were them?

could they sing?

What is singing?

Don't you know?

can you tell me what singing is?

Why do you want to know what singing is??

why do you think i do?

Do you prefer music through speakers?

Why dont ask what music do you like?

Do you prefer rock to hip-hop??

why should I ask you anyway?

you wont ask that question if I am your friend..should you??

I dont know, what do you think?

What do you think of this thread now?

:lol: where do want me to start????

where do you want to start?