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Djoke has an unusually long face?

Peoples
03-20-2007, 11:46 PM
http://pinky.blog.tennis365.net/image/djokovic.jpg
He does, doesn't he? :lol:

scarecrows
03-20-2007, 11:47 PM
just when you thought GM couldnt get any worse

TheHawk
03-21-2007, 12:01 AM
Well at least the photo shows him hitting a volley, something related to tennis :)

Horatio Caine
03-21-2007, 12:02 AM
:haha: This is outrageous thread...and pretty harsh. :armed:

savesthedizzle
03-21-2007, 12:04 AM
Please, have you seen John Kerry's face? Nole's face is round compared to his.

:rolls: So true.

:secret: And the Djokomania in GM is getting a bit out of control. :lol:

Corey Feldman
03-21-2007, 12:05 AM
Why the long face jokes?

It must be a Serbian thing because Jelena Jankovic has one of the longest, weirdest faces ive ever seen as well.

Peoples
03-21-2007, 12:05 AM
Please, have you seen John Kerry's face? Nole's face is round compared to his.
I think they're pretty much the same length. And both make it worse with their hair style choice ;)

GlennMirnyi
03-21-2007, 12:06 AM
And this pic is old, he's using a Head racket. :lol:

ezekiel
03-21-2007, 12:06 AM
No, but he has a thick neck ;)

Peoples
03-21-2007, 12:07 AM
It must be a Serbian thing because Jelena Jankovic has one of the longest, weirdest faces ive ever seen as well.

True, this is what she does to compensate:
http://www.claudiocaprara.it/blogs/bloggerarchimg/claudiocaprara/Jelena%20Jankovic.jpg

Corey Feldman
03-21-2007, 12:12 AM
just when you thought GM couldnt get any worse ..... You turn up.

disturb3d
03-21-2007, 12:31 AM
He looks like The Scofe. (http://www.romanticsgarden.com/other-pictures/prison-michael22.jpg)

sondraj06
03-21-2007, 12:32 AM
..... You turn up.

I share your sentiments.

atheneglaukopis
03-21-2007, 12:41 AM
I know a lot of people from eastern Europe with faces like that; in fact, I was watching the final and thinking that he was a dead ringer for one of my professors.

scoobs
03-21-2007, 12:56 AM
:haha: Reminds me of one of my favorite AbFab quotes: "What is this, Eastern Europe?" :spit:

But what I want to know is if the _____ matches the face. ;)

:o :bolt:
Oh! Try to be a little bit less western in your thinking, darling, if you can. It's all ying and yong, ping and pong...

Allure
03-21-2007, 01:02 AM
Yeah I always thought there was something odd about his face.

atheneglaukopis
03-21-2007, 01:07 AM
:D Speaking of which:This thread has run its course and is on its way to instant euthanasia/derailment.

scoobs
03-21-2007, 01:11 AM
:D Speaking of which, have you seen Dawn French's impression of "Catherine Zeta Spartacus Douglas Jones"? :haha: All this :bs: about "Spartan tennis" on MTF lately got me thinking about Mme. Spartacus. :haha:
She's a filthy one. How do you think she stays with Michael Douglas? I'm thinking a combination of Viagra (for him) and Celaxa (for her).

Johnny Groove
03-21-2007, 01:11 AM
derail :wavey:

Sunset of Age
03-21-2007, 01:15 AM
:D Speaking of which, have you seen Dawn French's impression of "Catherine Zeta Spartacus Douglas Jones"? :haha: All this :bs: about "Spartan tennis" on MTF lately got me thinking about Mme. Spartacus. :haha:

Hahah, indeed.
And yes, that nonsense of "Spartan tennis" (do the people who came up with this even know what and where Sparta was?) should go. It isn't even funny.

Sunset of Age
03-21-2007, 01:16 AM
This thread has run its course and is on its way to instant euthanasia/derailment.


Thank Providence. ;)

BArsonlyone
03-21-2007, 01:57 AM
i think hes cute

safinaferrero
03-21-2007, 03:21 PM
Please, have you seen John Kerry's face? Nole's face is round compared to his.
True :haha: looks like a boat:lol:

Pea
03-21-2007, 03:51 PM
Yeah, how did he ever manage to get a girl like Ana.:rolleyes:


;)

NikolaBGD
03-21-2007, 04:04 PM
Yeah, how did he ever manage to get a girl like Ana.:rolleyes:


;)

Top10 makes all possible;)

Saumon
03-21-2007, 04:26 PM
And this pic is old, he's using a Head racket. :lol:

Bercy 2005 ;)

R.Federer
03-21-2007, 04:51 PM
Yeah, how did he ever manage to get a girl like Ana.:rolleyes:


;)

I don't think they're together.
And... I can't tell if you're joking.. I guess you know he has a girlfriend who is not the Divine Ivanovic.

Lleytonisthebest
03-21-2007, 05:58 PM
Why the long face jokes?

It must be a Serbian thing because Jelena Jankovic has one of the longest, weirdest faces ive ever seen as well.

hahaha so true!!

Corey Feldman
03-21-2007, 06:10 PM
I guess you know he has a girlfriend who is not the Divine Ivanovic.
The Ivanovic crush only lasted 5 minutes with me.... now she's just 'average' when i see her :shrug:

madmanfool
03-21-2007, 06:13 PM
He looks like The Scofe. (http://www.romanticsgarden.com/other-pictures/prison-michael22.jpg)

He looks more like Screech if you ask me.;)
http://sitemaker.umich.edu/mc2/files/screech.jpg

Burrow
03-21-2007, 06:15 PM
I like his hair, its thick, he will never go bald thats for sure. Not that ill ever go bald!

Burrow
03-21-2007, 06:16 PM
He looks more like Screech if you ask me.;)
http://sitemaker.umich.edu/mc2/files/screech.jpg

I used to like screech but now hate him since he done that porn video, yuck. Bad enough but its what he did in it that disgusted me even more.

R.Federer
03-21-2007, 06:24 PM
The Ivanovic crush only lasted 5 minutes with me.... now she's just 'average' when i see her :shrug:

Judio's avator helps keep her above average :)

Grofica
03-21-2007, 06:29 PM
Yeah, how did he ever manage to get a girl like Ana.:rolleyes:


;)

do you mean Ana Ivanovic? He is not with Ana Ivanovic :scratch: or maybe he is ? :scratch:

Corey Feldman
03-21-2007, 06:32 PM
Djokovic >>> Screech... brilliant! :lol:
he just needs the curly hair

Voo de Mar
03-21-2007, 06:46 PM
Todd Martin has longer face :p

madmanfool
03-21-2007, 06:57 PM
I used to like screech but now hate him since he done that porn video, yuck. Bad enough but its what he did in it that disgusted me even more.

What did he do then, apart from f***ing? You watched it? ;)
It's rather creepy, one of the power rangers also became a porn actor. It's pretty disgusting.