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Jokes, Jokes, jokes

sondraj06
03-20-2007, 10:29 PM
A lovely Joke from tennisanyone?

HELLO! HOTEL MIAMI


:shrug:: Hello. What reservation please?
Ljubicic: [garbled] Ljubicic, tennis player from Croatia.
:shrug:: Are you the very tall one?
Ljubicic: No, that's Ivo Karlovic.
:shrug:Are you the baby-faced one?
Ljubicic: No, that's Mario Ancic.
:shrug:Say, did you win Wimbledon?
Ljubicic: No, that's Goran Ivanisevic and he's retired.
:shrug:What did you say your name was?
Ljubicic : I'm the Bad-Ass Ljubicic.
:shrug:I found your reservation Mr. B.A. Ljubicic but it says here your first name is Ivan.



:rolleyes:: Hello. What reservation please?
Nalbandian: Nalbandian, tennis player from Argentina.
:rolleyes:Mr. Nalbandian, there's a problem with your reservation. When you booked it months ago, you got the Top-Ten special rate.
Nalbandian: Don't you have a Former-Top-Ten special rate?
:rolleyes:No. We have these other special rates. See if any applies to you. [reads the list]
Nalbandian. Aha! Hero-Of-Your-Country special rate. I played Davis Cup.
:rolleyes:Okay, let me check. Oh, I'm sorry. We already gave that away. It's only good for one player per country per tournament.
Nalbandian: To whom?
:rolleyes:Someone named Guillermo Canas.


:)Hello. What reservation please?
Djokovic: Djokovic, tennis player from Serbia.
:)Mr. Djokovic, good news, you just got upgraded to the Top-Ten special rate.
Djokovic: Yeah. I was wondering if you can upgrade me to the Soon-To-Be-In-The-Top-Five special rate.
:)I'm afraid we don't carry that Sir.
Djokovic: Well, do you have Number-Two-Of-The-Young-Guns special rate?
:)Let me check. Nope, we don't carry that Sir.
Djokovic: May I speak to the manager?


:confused: : Hello. What reservation please?
Becker: Becker, tennis player from Germany.
:confused: Oh, Mr. Becker. I thought you were retired.
Becker: Not Boris. BENJAMIN Becker.
:confused: Benjamin Becker?
Becker: Yeah as in Benjamin "I showed Agassi the retirement door" Becker.
:confused: Oh, that Becker?
Becker: Now what special rate do you have for me?
:confused: Well, we don't. We were hoping that you can occupy the deluxe "Andre Agassi" suite for $5,000/night for charity.
Becker: Can I get back to you on that?


Hello. What reservation please?
[B]Roddick: Roddick, tennis player from the good old US of A. I believe I have the Top-Five special rate.
That's right. And you're also eligible for Hero-Of-Your-Country special rate since you played and are still playing for the Davis Cup.
Roddick: Cool!
You know, I can also give you the Former-Number-One special rate.
Roddick: Do I have to take it?
I've never met a player who didn't want the maximum combined special rate.
Roddick: Okay, but keep your voice down.
Oh, look if you get the One-Grand-Slam-Wonder special rate, you practically have the room for free.
Roddick: Is the Andre Agassi charity suite still available?

Vamosbrigade ©

zicofirol
03-20-2007, 11:55 PM
http://mahopa.de/bilder/lustige-forenbilder/you-not-funny.jpg

sondraj06
03-21-2007, 12:01 AM
Well they weren't my jokes but I'm sure she'll appreciate the comment. It never fails to amaze me how incredibly jerktified people on this board are comfortable with being

GlennMirnyi
03-21-2007, 12:56 AM
Sondra, when I thought your lack of tennis knowledge and bad English were enough, you still has an awful sense of humour.

Poor you. :sad:

scarecrows
03-21-2007, 01:02 AM
:sad:

i hope no one laughed at these

Johnny Groove
03-21-2007, 01:14 AM
sondraj, are you not feeling well? :hug:

sondraj06
03-21-2007, 01:34 AM
O.k you don't find them funny, get a life

scarecrows
03-21-2007, 01:36 AM
:sad:

Peoples
03-21-2007, 01:36 AM
O.k you don't find them funny, get a life

:haha:

zicofirol
03-21-2007, 04:10 AM
Well they weren't my jokes but I'm sure she'll appreciate the comment. It never fails to amaze me how incredibly jerktified people on this board are comfortable with being

I know and I tried finding a picture that said "that is not funny" but i coudlnt find one, lol...

Pfloyd
03-21-2007, 04:19 AM
Yeah these jokes are mediocre

RonE
03-21-2007, 05:01 PM
The only joke in this thread is its creator :wavey:

celia
04-04-2007, 10:13 PM
OK, here's a very laugh-worthy clip. And don't you dare say it's not funny! :p

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc