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Who will come out of the closet in tennis? Already a NBA star came out who is next

zadle69
03-19-2007, 04:23 AM
ALready an NBA star came out recently and he is getting endorsement deals. Who do you think on the ATP will be coming out of the closet? Please leave a message.:)

zadle69
03-19-2007, 04:24 AM
who do you all think?

scoobs
03-19-2007, 04:26 AM
All of them. The locker room is really like the fetish night at The Paradise Factory.

They'll rename it the GayTP and everyone will live happily ever after.

jayjay
03-19-2007, 04:28 AM
I wouldn't call John Amaechi an NBA "star" to be honest. He played in the NBA, yes.

megadeth
03-19-2007, 04:32 AM
i'd say... feliciano lopez! :p

Louche
03-19-2007, 04:36 AM
Not Feliciano. They usually wait until they're done playing, don't they?

Metis
03-19-2007, 04:40 AM
All of them. The locker room is really like the fetish night at The Paradise Factory.

They'll rename it the GayTP and everyone will live happily ever after.

:spit: :rolls:

*Viva Chile*
03-19-2007, 04:53 AM
zadle69 if you are a journalist of some tabloid, MTF is not your place, so goodbye :wavey:

zadle69
03-19-2007, 05:03 AM
just asking questions no journalist

zadle69
03-19-2007, 05:05 AM
just a general question to everyone asking their opinions

Stensland
03-19-2007, 05:13 AM
you're asking who'll be the next hot thing, right? well, then my answer ist korolev. watch out for him.

zadle69
03-19-2007, 05:25 AM
rrainer read the post again

Stensland
03-19-2007, 05:29 AM
ok, then i don't get it. english isn't my first language, so you might have to put it bluntly. what are you exactly asking for?

sondraj06
03-19-2007, 05:39 AM
i'd say... feliciano lopez! :p

Yep I vote Feliciano, in fact I'm so sure he's a homo if when his career is over he doesn't come out of the closest I'm personally going in there and dragging him out.

Hear that Feliciano

Stensland
03-19-2007, 05:43 AM
alright, got it. took a while. ;)

i'm going for almagro then.

Kitty de Sade
03-19-2007, 05:46 AM
This is a direct quote from Tommy Haas' blog about Feliciano:

Q: Who's the biggest ladies man of the ATP tour? Dmitry Tursunov and Vince Spadea claim they are but you've done quite well.
David

Tommy Haas: Marat Safin would definitely be on top of the list. Feliciano Lopez would be up there. A guy like Mark Philippoussis, although he's not playing that much anymore. Those guys seem to be having quite a lot of fun.

Stensland
03-19-2007, 05:55 AM
wasn't lopez the one who answered the question "who's the sexiest player on tour?" with "me!" ? if i remember correctly, he wasn't joking at all, it was dead serious.

anyways, lopez used to have (still has?) a girlfriend on tour (was it marrero? sanchez lorenzo? don't know anymore), so we can rule him out. unless you consider bisexuals worth a shot as well? :p

atheneglaukopis
03-19-2007, 05:56 AM
This is a direct quote from Tommy Haas' blog about Feliciano:

Q: Who's the biggest ladies man of the ATP tour? Dmitry Tursunov and Vince Spadea claim they are but you've done quite well.
David

Tommy Haas: Marat Safin would definitely be on top of the list. Feliciano Lopez would be up there. A guy like Mark Philippoussis, although he's not playing that much anymore. Those guys seem to be having quite a lot of fun.That is exactly why Marat should be winning the poll of most intelligent player: if they're all gay, he's figured out the best beard. :p

Kitty de Sade
03-19-2007, 06:00 AM
That is exactly why Marat should be winning the poll of most intelligent player: if they're all gay, he's figured out the best beard. :p

:lol: Aww...Marat- gotta love the guy. Notice how Tommy puts him at the TOP of the list without question. Something tells me that his escapades might be the topic of conversation in the locker room every once in awhile. To be a fly on that wall.... :aplot:

Kitty de Sade
03-19-2007, 06:15 AM
I don't know about wall - if I was in that locker room I'd be on the floor. :o :tape:

Oooh Cliffy Drysdale's virgin ears are burning with that scenario! :lol:

zadle69
03-19-2007, 12:32 PM
anyone else

zadle69
03-19-2007, 12:49 PM
any of the young guns in anyone opinions

Burrow
03-19-2007, 01:17 PM
nadal

johnemms2003
03-19-2007, 01:24 PM
I'd say Tipsarevic. Maybe Lopez too.

John
TripleMatchPoint.com (http://www.tripleMatchPoint.com)

Conita
03-19-2007, 01:26 PM
well we already stated the affair between roger marat and rafa,
so...
i guess they were first

Yappa
03-19-2007, 01:28 PM
What, is it off season already? :eek:

Saumon
03-19-2007, 02:28 PM
:lol: Aww...Marat- gotta love the guy. Notice how Tommy puts him at the TOP of the list without question. Something tells me that his escapades might be the topic of conversation in the locker room every once in awhile. To be a fly on that wall.... :aplot:
he does talk about it :o
I don't know about wall - if I was in that locker room I'd be on the floor. :o :tape:
:spit:
anyone else

Federer... and all the players ranked behind him :shrug:

SushiMinimal
03-19-2007, 03:20 PM
these are the "guys": florian meyer, robin soderling and michael llodra( bi though)

Pea
03-19-2007, 03:24 PM
these are the "guys": florian meyer, robin soderling and michael llodra( bi though)

Uh huh

FluffyYellowBall
03-19-2007, 03:57 PM
no not feli...He doesnt look gay to me!

roger and rafa:drool:

no no....Bracialle i think..His grunts are so girly..

zadle69
03-19-2007, 08:02 PM
any one else please post

sondraj06
03-19-2007, 08:07 PM
Having a gf doesn't count anyone out. Do you know how many gay men have wives and families.

Feliciano is still gay, as damn gay as they come and when he finally comes out of he closest, thanks to me. We all will rejoice and say I told him so

Allez
03-19-2007, 08:09 PM
umm...fairly obvious... Nadal. He should put that poor girl h's "dating" out of her misery...

FluffyYellowBall
03-19-2007, 09:36 PM
umm...fairly obvious... Nadal. He should put that poor girl h's "dating" out of her misery...

If she was a super hot spanish model id understand if hes gay but dating a "normal" girl from mallorca obiously shows hes not hiding anything

zadle69
03-20-2007, 04:08 AM
explain that one and more opinions any one

Tomy
03-20-2007, 04:58 AM
I've heard Massú and Feña Gonzalez are having an affaire.

*Viva Chile*
03-20-2007, 05:29 AM
I've heard Massú and Feńa Gonzalez are having an affaire.

:rolleyes: :bs:

ChinoRios4Ever
03-20-2007, 05:55 AM
I've heard Massú and Feña Gonzalez are having an affaire.

:help: :bs:

Louche
03-20-2007, 06:03 AM
They don't even play doubles anymore. :shrug:

atheneglaukopis
03-20-2007, 06:07 AM
You're sounding a tad desperate there...Look, if you're trying to figure out who it's safe to ask out, may I recommend one of the Germans or Austrians: Haas, Kiefer, Koellerer... I'm sure that even if it turns out they're not interested, they will let you down with the utmost of sensitivity and gentleness. In fact, you might even offer to console them after losing a match.

:angel:

Louche
03-20-2007, 06:10 AM
Germans are known for sensitivity and gentleness? :)

(My father would kill me.)

atheneglaukopis
03-20-2007, 06:15 AM
Germans are known for sensitivity and gentleness? :)

(My father would kill me.)There's a reason I gave Koellerer as an example...

Sunset of Age
03-20-2007, 06:22 AM
Raf and Fed love each other.

Oops. Nay, they don't. Only in my dreams. Shit.

Daniel25
03-20-2007, 10:41 AM
Raf and Fed love each other.

Oops. Nay, they don't. Only in my dreams. Shit.

:lol: Same problem over here. Roger is gay, Mirka is just a good friend manager :)
Marat is a bisexual :devil: :drool:

What a wonderful world that would be.......:)

zadle69
03-20-2007, 12:45 PM
anymore and do explain about allez

Saumon
03-20-2007, 01:36 PM
anymore and do explain about allez

<--Safin, Volkov and Tursunov are in a ménage ŕ trois ;)

Frooty_Bazooty
03-20-2007, 01:42 PM
I head a rumour that every single player on the ATP tour is gay and that after every single tournament, the top 100 have a big orgy with tennis balls and fisting and everything! thats why everyone wants to get into the top 100, its a passport to tennis sex.

Frooty_Bazooty
03-20-2007, 01:51 PM
but then there is the other rumour that if your first name starts with the letters A-M then you are gay and if it starts with N-Z then you are straight. Thats why Joachim Johansson is bi cos sometimes he is called Pim Pim and sometimes Joachim

Daniel25
03-20-2007, 02:04 PM
but then there is the other rumour that if your first name starts with the letters A-M then you are gay and if it starts with N-Z then you are straight. Thats why Joachim Johansson is bi cos sometimes he is called Pim Pim and sometimes Joachim

:haha: :lol: You cynical bast*rd ;)

But that means Marat is gay :yippee: :bigclap: :clap2: :rocker: :banana:
Oh well, my avvy speaks for itself ;)

Bobby
03-20-2007, 02:45 PM
explain that one and more opinions any one

You are obviously looking for somekind of a story here. As somebody else said, you must be a tabloid journalist. What you should understand, is that you won't be getting any definitive answers. Only some tongue in cheek comments and some funny jokes.

The fact that you say "explain that one", tells me that you didn't start the thread just to have a good laugh. You must be looking for some concrete evidence to use in your own purposes.

Kitty de Sade
03-20-2007, 03:47 PM
I think zadle needs a hobby- a girlfriend, a boyfriend, an agreeable rhino...whatever you're into, I don't know.

Either way, haven't you beat this to death by now. You have four pages. Why not go outside and breathe some fresh air, instead of jonesing for information that you are not entitled to know in the first place.

danton
03-20-2007, 06:01 PM
You are obviously looking for somekind of a story here. As somebody else said, you must be a tabloid journalist. What you should understand, is that you won't be getting any definitive answers. Only some tongue in cheek comments and some funny jokes.

The fact that you say "explain that one", tells me that you didn't start the thread just to have a good laugh. You must be looking for some concrete evidence to use in your own purposes.

Exactly - the way you are promting people for more suggestions makes it obvious.

danton
03-20-2007, 06:03 PM
:haha: :lol: You cynical bast*rd ;)

But that means Marat is gay :yippee: :bigclap: :clap2: :rocker: :banana:
Oh well, my avvy speaks for itself ;)

What's the story behind your avatar? Where were they?

Daniel25
03-20-2007, 07:33 PM
What's the story behind your avatar? Where were they?

Just some photoshopping;) Look at Saumons avatar!

zadle69
03-20-2007, 07:48 PM
just a general question no investigation just want to know what people think

Kitty de Sade
03-20-2007, 08:19 PM
Preoccupation about a person's sexual orientation is not a general question, especially when you ask and prompt responses repeatedly. It's fishing for specific information. As a result people will question your motivation.

danton
03-20-2007, 09:05 PM
Just some photoshopping;) Look at Saumons avatar!

I thought it might be real given their personalities - I thought they were playing around. Great sunset view.

kobulingam
03-20-2007, 09:32 PM
Preoccupation about a person's sexual orientation is not a general question, especially when you ask and prompt responses repeatedly. It's fishing for specific information. As a result people will question your motivation.

He's writing a Ph.D. thesis in Gayology.

Bobby
03-20-2007, 09:45 PM
Preoccupation about a person's sexual orientation is not a general question, especially when you ask and prompt responses repeatedly. It's fishing for specific information. As a result people will question your motivation.

Very well said. I agree with you.

Bobby
03-20-2007, 09:54 PM
just a general question no investigation just want to know what people think

What the hell do you want to know? Are you expecting someone to give you a gay player's phone number and the address of a gay night club where he likes to go to? Or would like to hear that a certain top ten player was spotted last week buying a Village People greatest hits CD?

I don't know what your motivation is, but there is something very strange about you. It's also odd, that you don't participate in the conversation you started. You are just urging people to go into details and give more information for you.

atheneglaukopis
03-20-2007, 10:01 PM
What the hell do you want to know? Are you expecting someone to give you a gay player's phone number and the address of a gay night club where he likes to go to? Or would like to hear that a certain top ten player was spotted last week buying a Village People greatest hits CD?

I don't know what your motivation is, but there is something very strange about you. It's also odd, that you don't participate in the conversation you started. You are just urging people to go into details and give more information for you.It's downright creepy, which is why I made the suggestion I did. ;)

sigmagirl91
03-20-2007, 10:45 PM
This thread has been done about 1646466516941 times.

zadle69
03-21-2007, 05:24 PM
?????

aagbest
03-21-2007, 05:35 PM
since we've gotten no solid suspects, look for the ones who use a two-handed forehand and backhand and have a feminine grunt.
And nope, don't think about Santoro, he has a very good looking wife.

zadle69
03-21-2007, 07:02 PM
wow let me ask you all a question when do you guys think someone will come out of the closet and who will follow. do you think someone will write a book or spill the beans on the ATP tour what do you all think ? how do you think it will be done.

Kitty de Sade
03-21-2007, 07:06 PM
wow let me ask you all a question when do you guys think someone will come out of the closet and who will follow. do you think someone will write a book or spill the beans on the ATP tour what do you all think ? how do you think it will be done.

Please seek professional help immediately, you have officially crossed over into a very bad place.

Bobby
03-21-2007, 07:53 PM
wow let me ask you all a question when do you guys think someone will come out of the closet and who will follow. do you think someone will write a book or spill the beans on the ATP tour what do you all think ? how do you think it will be done.

Seriously, you are not normal. Please stop. Do you really think that the ATP tour is some big gay party waiting to be revealed? Find some help now, I'm sure there is a cure available for you.

tangerine_dream
03-21-2007, 08:30 PM
ALready an NBA star came out recently and he is getting endorsement deals. Who do you think on the ATP will be coming out of the closet? Please leave a message.:)

wow let me ask you all a question when do you guys think someone will come out of the closet and who will follow. do you think someone will write a book or spill the beans on the ATP tour what do you all think ? how do you think it will be done.

Click on this:
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Bobby
03-21-2007, 08:56 PM
Well, if someone only read MTF I can see why they'd think that. :tape: :haha::haha:


That's a very good point! :D

zadle69
03-21-2007, 09:01 PM
i wonder if someone is ready and who do you think it will be on the atp tour

atheneglaukopis
03-21-2007, 09:15 PM
Well, if someone only read MTF I can see why they'd think that. :tape: :haha::haha:And if someone only read MTF, then psychiatric help would be all the more urgent. :scared: I read MTF for news, trivia, stats, and humor, and I post almost entirely for the sake of humor. zadle69 is starting to sound like a tabloid spam-bot. :o

Metis
03-21-2007, 09:16 PM
Breaking News!!!

Bye has just come out of the closet! :eek:

http://www.shaveblog.com/uploaded_images/haring-784684.jpg

atheneglaukopis
03-21-2007, 09:36 PM
Look at those moves. Bye clearly is a believer in ballet tennis. :rolleyes:He also looks nude though--could Bye, with his Spartan ballet tennis, be the Savior of Tennis we've all been waiting for? :eek: He shall unite us all! :bowdown:

MisterQ
03-21-2007, 09:37 PM
Bye has just come out of the closet! :eek:

Most of us suspected he was byesexual. :tennis:

Kitty de Sade
03-21-2007, 10:54 PM
i wonder if someone is ready and who do you think it will be on the atp tour

Shame on me, I never learn. I think I'm defending a player's right to privacy, and all along it's just...:banghead:

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/1554/feedthetrollwh4.jpg

Sunset of Age
03-21-2007, 11:08 PM
Shame on me, I never learn. I think I'm defending a player's right to privacy, and all along it's just...:banghead:

I suffer the same disease at times. :hug: :hug: :hug:

Metis
03-21-2007, 11:14 PM
Look at those moves. Bye clearly is a believer in ballet tennis. :rolleyes:

Most of us suspected he was byesexual. :tennis:

:haha:

He also looks nude though--could Bye, with his Spartan ballet tennis, be the Savior of Tennis we've all been waiting for? :eek: He shall unite us all! :bowdown:

:haha:

Finally, Bye has found a noble purpose in life! :yeah: Of course leave it to zadle69 to spoil it all and start asking what Bye was doing naked in that closet in the first place :(

Saumon
03-21-2007, 11:20 PM
Btw Llodra once came out of the locker. Does that count? :scratch:

Kitty de Sade
03-21-2007, 11:21 PM
I suffer the same disease at times. :hug: :hug: :hug:

I am happy to know that I am not alone. :smooch:

Metis
03-21-2007, 11:26 PM
Btw Llodra once came out of the locker. Does that count? :scratch:

:spit:

You're on to something here Saumon. A locker could be considered a small closet after all. Not to mention the fact that he was naked too.

atheneglaukopis
03-21-2007, 11:27 PM
:spit:

You're on to something here Saumon. A locker could be considered a small closet after all. Not to mention the fact that he was naked too.We have our answer!

r2473
03-22-2007, 12:14 AM
John McEnroe and Brad Gilbert are having an affair from what I hear.

MisterQ
03-22-2007, 12:33 AM
John McEnroe and Brad Gilbert are having an affair from what I hear.

:lol: Now that's masochism...

SBruguera
03-22-2007, 01:04 AM
Let´s do it! MTF official outing of bye. Has done so much damage to tennis.

Sunset of Age
03-22-2007, 02:26 AM
Let´s do it! MTF official outing of bye. Has done so much damage to tennis.

Apparently Mr. Bye was portraited by one Keith Haring.
Says enough, no? :lol:

Fee
03-22-2007, 03:20 AM
You're on to something here Saumon. A locker could be considered a small closet after all. Not to mention the fact that he was naked too.

But he was in Ljubicic's locker, so obviously NOT gay. If he had been in Feli's, Roger's, Nadal's, Tursunov's, or Haas' locker, we might have something. ;)

zadle69
03-22-2007, 11:54 PM
all for fun who else

zadle69
03-22-2007, 11:55 PM
be serious

Kitty de Sade
03-23-2007, 12:02 AM
http://www.nonpc.org/cards/stink.gif

danton
03-23-2007, 12:03 AM
Can We Please Have A Policy Where We Ignore This Idiot - Zadle69

Metis
03-23-2007, 12:04 AM
But he was in Ljubicic's locker, so obviously NOT gay. If he had been in Feli's, Roger's, Nadal's, Tursunov's, or Haas' locker, we might have something. ;)

:lol: Taste in these matters though can be subjective (remember Martina for example :scared:). Besides Llodra seems crazy enough to like married bald men (Nikolay keep your locker locked!).

Corey Feldman
03-23-2007, 12:11 AM
Dont forget F.Lo, Nalbandian and Nadal's famous tour of the gay bars during last years north american HC summer
:rolls:

Fee
03-23-2007, 03:57 AM
be serious

Okay. Seriously, you are going to earn the record for most red dots under your name for the longest time. What are we at, five pages of this thread, and no one is going to answer your question, we are just going to adhere to the laws of MTF (enter Blaze, law keeper) and let this thread deteriorate into another Top 100 players slash thread (because that's the way we like it). Now, go cue up your Brokeback Mountain DVD to your favorite tent scene, and stop being such a complete troll.


:lol: Taste in these matters though can be subjective (remember Martina for example :scared:). Besides Llodra seems crazy enough to like married bald men (Nikolay keep your locker locked!).

:lol:


KelliTherese, I think I'm getting a girl crush on you. :lol:

Kitty de Sade
03-23-2007, 03:59 AM
Okay. Seriously, you are going to earn the record for most red dots under your name for the longest time. What are we at, five pages of this thread, and no one is going to answer your question, we are just going to adhere to the laws of MTF (enter Blaze, law keeper) and let this thread deteriorate into another Top 100 players slash thread (because that's the way we like it). Now, go cue up your Brokeback Mountain DVD to your favorite tent scene, and stop being such a complete troll.




:lol:


KelliTherese, I think I'm getting a girl crush on you. :lol:


Right back at you Fee. :smooch:

Fee
03-23-2007, 04:21 AM
Half of it was a great movie. I couldn't understand a damn word Heath Ledger said even after I saw it the second time. What was up with that?

Fee
03-23-2007, 04:32 AM
Well thank goodness you aren't a repressed Wisconsin cowboy and I can understand what YOU say (much more important).

I want Jake Gyllenhaal to do another man love movie. He's fun to watch ;)

johnemms2003
03-23-2007, 06:06 AM
I tell u man. I think Nadal is coming out of closet. Well, I mean he always picks his ass indicating an insertion has happened before the match. I am not going to elaborate but Feliciano and Nadal on the doubles team? They gotta be getting it on

Clara Bow
03-23-2007, 06:53 AM
Well thank goodness you aren't a repressed Wisconsin cowboy and I can understand what YOU say (much more important).

He's not from the badger state if irc, but from Montana- and frankly - I thought he did a great job with that. I got to know a few old Montana coyboys/ranchers when I was helping my friend with his thesis and they talked in the same clinched, clipped way. :)

Is this board about tennis?

atheneglaukopis
03-23-2007, 06:55 AM
He's not from the badger state if irc, but from Montana- and frankly - I thought he did a great job with that. I got to know a few old Montana coyboys/ranchers when I was helping my friend with his thesis and they talked in the same clinched, clipped way. :)

Is this board about tennis?No, although that is a commonly held misconception that I am doing my best to set straight. :p

Dmitry was never in the closet; does that count?

Kalliopeia
03-23-2007, 06:57 AM
He's not from the badger state if irc, but from Montana- and frankly - I thought he did a great job with that. I got to know a few old Montana coyboys/ranchers when I was helping my friend with his thesis and they talked in the same clinched, clipped way. :)

Is this board about tennis?

Being from Kentucky, I can tell you that Heath Ledger was dead on in his performance. That is a good ol' country boy way of speaking and behaving. He was awesome. I didn't have any trouble understanding him at all.

Tennis? What's that? :D