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Film Quotes

toadstool
04-05-2004, 01:36 PM
What are your fave quotes and lines from films you can remember??

toadstool
04-05-2004, 01:37 PM
I like Clint Eastwood as Dirty Harry_________

I know what you're thinking: "Did he fire six shots, or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But, being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya punk?

Catsou
04-05-2004, 01:58 PM
oh! Movie quotes I love it :D

Here's some quotes from some of my fav american movies:

-I'll make him an offer he can't refuse
(Marlon Brando in The Godfather)

-It is well that the earth is round that we do not see too far ahead.
(Meryl Streep in Out Of africa)

-You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France? A Royale with Cheese.
(John Travolta in Pulp Fiction)

-You talkin' to me?
(Robert DeNiro in Taxi driver)

-Greed, for the lack of a better word, is good.
(Michael Douglas in Wall Street)

-When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. (Billy Crystal in When Harry met Sally)

hedgehog
04-05-2004, 02:42 PM
From Beverley Hills Cop II

Axel Foley (eddie murphy)

I ain't doing nothing in front of this dude, 'cause this dude is a cop! I know when I can smell a pig inside a room. I used to be a Muslim, man, and I know there's pork over here!

cherrylipz
04-05-2004, 03:54 PM
"life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get" (forest gump)

although thats not strictly true as most boxes tell you on the inside what they are, so if you look at that you should know what chocolate your gonna get !

Murkofan
04-05-2004, 03:58 PM
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. (Matthew Broderick, Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

gorandevil
04-05-2004, 04:05 PM
An Officer and a Gentleman -



"Theres only one thing to come outta oklahoma, steers and queers, which are you boy? I dont see no horns so you must be a queer"


"You better stop eyeballing me boy"


"Put your toes on the edge.... of the white line you SLIMEY WORMS !! I dont believe what I'm seeing, where you been all your life? at an orgy???"

Mrs. B
04-06-2004, 10:02 AM
"Bond. James Bond. " :cool:

Smankyou
04-06-2004, 10:36 AM
Gone with the wind -- "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

Or anything Yoda says.

Aurora
04-06-2004, 11:01 AM
"I'm walking here! I'm walking here" Midnight Cowboy

Aurora
04-06-2004, 11:06 AM
"A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says: 'I guess you won't be needing a drink'. The naked lady says:..." (falls through ceiling) "oh shit"

The Breakfast Club -->It kills me hearing a joke without the clue!

Aurora
04-06-2004, 11:15 AM
"How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!"

"Screws just fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place."

"Chicks cannot hold up their smoke, that's what it is"

"What do you need a fake ID for? " Brian: "So I can vote"

gotta love The Breakfast Club

toadstool
04-06-2004, 11:19 AM
this is from the film The Thin Man

"I read you were shot five times in the tabloids." "It's not true. He didn't come anywhere near my tabloids."

Mrs. B
04-06-2004, 11:22 AM
'I think you're trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson... You are trying to seduce me aren't you Mrs Robinson?' - Dustin Hoffman, The Graduate

Aurora
04-06-2004, 11:24 AM
"I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know ... that or ehhm... His Dudeness ... or ehhm ... Duder or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." The Big Lebowski

Mrs. B
04-06-2004, 11:28 AM
one of my fave classics:

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine' - Humprey Bogart in Casablanca.

Aurora
04-06-2004, 12:58 PM
Classics are the best indeed!

More good ones have come out Bogey's mouth from one of my favourtie movies, The Maltese Falcon:

"You're a good man, sister"

"When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it" (well, euhm, only he can get away with that)

"You always have a very smooth explanation"
Sam Spade: "What do you want me to do, learn to stutter?"

"I don't mind a reasonable amount of trouble"

"I hope they don't hang you, precious, by that sweet neck. Yes angel, I'm gonna send you over. The chances are you'll get off with life. That means if you're a good girl you'll be out in 20 years. I'll be waiting for you. If they hang you, I'll always remember you"

Sam Spade: "All we've got is that maybe you love me and maybe I love you"
Brigid: "You know whether you love me or not"
Sam Spade: "Maybe I do. I'll have some rotten nights after I've sent you over, but that'll pass"

Mrs. B
04-06-2004, 01:19 PM
Conan the Librarian would be proud of this: "Hasta la vista, baby!"

Catsou
04-06-2004, 08:01 PM
LOL here some more from Breakfast club:

John Bender: Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?
Brian Johnson: Uh, no. Mr. Johnson.

John Bender: Sporto.
Andrew Clark: What?
John Bender: You get along with your parents?
Andrew Clark: Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?
John Bender: You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too.

Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.

From Blade Runner (one of my fav movie):
Deckard: Replicants are like any other machine - they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem

From Thelma & Louise:
Thelma: You said you 'n' me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well darlin', look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!

From The School of Rock:
Dewey Finn: Ok, here's the deal. I have a hangover. Who knows what that means?
Frankie: Doesn't that mean you're drunk?
Dewey Finn: No. It means I was drunk yesterday.
Freddy: It means you're an alcoholic.
Dewey Finn: No.
Freddy: You wouldn't come to work with a hangover unless you were an alcoholic. Dude, you got a disease!
Dewey Finn: What's your name, kid?
Freddy: Freddy Jones.
Dewey Finn: Ok, shut up!

Nymeria
04-06-2004, 09:30 PM
Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly… stupid

Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean

Just as I like more of his words in this movie.

oxy
04-11-2004, 04:46 AM
"You had me at Hello"....Renee Zewellger in Jerry Maguire

Mrs. B
04-12-2004, 08:51 AM
watched it again on dvd last night. :cool:

"Are you the police?". "No, we're musicians!" - from The Blues Brothers

Domino
04-12-2004, 11:06 AM
As Good As It Gets:

Jack Nicholsem (Melvin): "Carol the waitress; Simon the fag."

Maia
04-12-2004, 11:19 AM
The best imo is: "yipee yay yey, motherfucker" by Bruce Willis in Die Hard (2, I think)

hedgehog
04-16-2004, 02:49 AM
Lassie woof.. woof ! lol :lol:

MisterQ
04-16-2004, 03:02 AM
from Annie Hall (Woody Allen):

"Everybody thinks of New Yorkers as ultra left-wing, commie, Jewish homosexuals. I think of us that way and I live here!" :lol:
........


"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
...........

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying." :)

hedgehog
04-16-2004, 03:24 AM
Officer and a Gentleman....Richard Gere is at dinner table meeting his g/f's family and theres total silence, he says to her father "excuse me sir but why do you keep staring at my food? or is it me"

hedgehog
04-16-2004, 03:27 AM
Al pacino in scent of a woman drinking a jack daniels

"Jim Daniels....hooooohaaaaa"

"I'm sorry sir i think u mean jack daniels?"

"sonny when you known him as long as I have you can call him jim"

hedgehog
04-16-2004, 03:29 AM
James Bond in Never Say Never Again



bond girl "james how wreckless of me I have made you all wet"

james bond: "thats quite alright, my martini is still dry"

joeb_uk
04-16-2004, 01:18 PM
i cant remember the exact qoute but it was from city of god (cidade de deus) from a young probably 8-10 year old?
"i am a man, ive snorted, smoked and killed"
i found this quite shocking :D

Lindsayfan
04-17-2004, 08:05 PM
From Casablanca:

Ilsa Lund (Ingrid Bergman): Play it once, Sam. For old times' sake

RickBlaine (Humphrey Bogart): Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Yvonne: Where were you last night?
Rick: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
Rick: I never make plans that far ahead.

Rick to Ilsa: Inside of us, we both know you belong with Victor. You're part of his work, the thing that keeps him going. If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Ilsa: But what about us?
Rick: We'll always have Paris. We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.
Ilsa: When I said I would never leave you.
Rick: And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. [she begins to cry] Now, now...Here's looking at you,kid.

Rick: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

RoddickPride
04-20-2004, 10:46 PM
Sandra Bullock in 28 Days:

"One day at a time, what does that mean? Like two or three days at a time is an option!!!"