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scarecrows
03-06-2007, 11:25 PM
Jack Sparrow rulez

psichogaucho
03-06-2007, 11:31 PM
yes, where are you, Jack?
we all want to know about your adventures sailing the seven seas
the fiery tempest faced
we want to know how it sounds the roaring forties
come back

onwards, oh Navigator

TMJordan
03-06-2007, 11:38 PM
:bigclap: cmon back Jack :bigclap:

Zirconek
03-07-2007, 12:15 AM
We miss Jack Sparrow (the MTF member)

where are you man?
how come you left us like that?

the pic you posted and the posts in the sexual fantasies thread weren't enough for us
I know you are probably sailing in the Adriatic right now and maybe you'll even come to Albania one day but we want you here

please come back, Jack Sparrow


sincerely

G

yes, where are you, Jack?
we all want to know about your adventures sailing the seven seas
the fiery tempest faced
we want to know how it sounds the roaring forties
come back

onwards, oh Navigator

He might be somewhere in this image, if he didn't went to a around the world trip.
Diving with the meros. *deep blue song*


http://veimages.gsfc.nasa.gov/1255/S1999058112220.png

GlennMirnyi
03-07-2007, 12:39 AM
I remember him!!! :lol: The guy posted the same pic like 5 times in the Pics thread. :lol:

psichogaucho
03-07-2007, 01:32 AM
hey
show some respect
only three times

scarecrows
03-07-2007, 06:41 AM
I remember him!!! :lol: The guy posted the same pic like 5 times in the Pics thread. :lol:

still not enough

Sofonda Cox
03-07-2007, 07:31 AM
:sobbing: i miss him, i'd convinced him i was a really sexy girl with a hot pussy

scarecrows
03-07-2007, 10:38 PM
what's wrong with you people?

I cant believe we're so few missing Jack

psichogaucho
03-07-2007, 10:46 PM
how insensitive a MTFer could be? :mad:

Naranoc
03-07-2007, 11:05 PM
I miss Jack, and his PMs asking me to comment on his pics :awww:

psichogaucho
03-07-2007, 11:19 PM
I miss Jack, and his PMs asking me to comment on his pics :awww:

wow wow wow wow wow!

scarecrows
03-07-2007, 11:41 PM
I miss Jack, and his PMs asking me to comment on his pics :awww:

did you comment after the PM?

picS??? :confused:

do you know something that we don't? :aplot:

psichogaucho
03-08-2007, 12:22 AM
I find it easy to comment his "pics" once you comment one, you comment all

Naranoc
03-08-2007, 05:31 AM
did you comment after the PM?

picS??? :confused:

do you know something that we don't? :aplot:

:lol: No, I don't! :scared:. It was just an honest mistake, referring to how many of them he'd posted :p
And yes, I did comment once, with the usual 'nice pic' jargon :D

scarecrows
03-08-2007, 07:43 AM
he should post more

Saumon
03-08-2007, 08:06 AM
I want him to post his pic again. :awww:

Nathaliia
03-08-2007, 08:22 AM
I wrote "you look good" or something cheesy like that, and he asked for my MSN :awww:

angela
03-08-2007, 05:50 PM
omg

Nikki♥
03-08-2007, 06:04 PM
I don't miss him. :o

psichogaucho
03-08-2007, 06:06 PM
I don't miss him. :o

do you mean...?
are you in contact with Jack Sparrow?

Nikki♥
03-08-2007, 06:41 PM
do you mean...?
are you in contact with Jack Sparrow?

I have him on my MSN but he has been blocked for some time already.

Naranoc
03-08-2007, 06:45 PM
I have him on my MSN but he has been blocked for some time already.

:lol: I almost feel sorry for him. I wonder on how many forums he's posted that pic :tape:

psichogaucho
03-08-2007, 07:04 PM
I have him on my MSN but he has been blocked for some time already.

aw :awww:

Black Adam
03-08-2007, 08:12 PM
This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow :lol: Damn, I thought you guys were talking about the real Jack Sparrow ;)

Nikki♥
03-08-2007, 08:55 PM
:lol: I almost feel sorry for him. I wonder on how many forums he's posted that pic :tape:

Don't feel sorry for this little perve. ;)

Nikki♥
03-08-2007, 08:57 PM
aw :awww:

Don't go like :awww:. It wasn't you that he wanted to visit and have kinky sex with.

psichogaucho
03-08-2007, 09:11 PM
Don't go like :awww:. It wasn't you that he wanted to visit and have kinky sex with.

oh, then it's more eeeew than awww

scarecrows
03-08-2007, 09:12 PM
Jack rules and you know it

psichogaucho
03-08-2007, 10:11 PM
(I know)

Nikki♥
03-11-2007, 04:00 PM
oh, then it's more eeeew than awww

I told you. ;)

Zirconek
03-12-2007, 04:01 AM
Jack rules and you know it

(I know)

Santi knows the answers, not the affirmatives. :p

Santi, does Jack Sparrow rules? Why?

psichogaucho
03-12-2007, 04:04 AM
Santi knows the answers, not the affirmatives. :p

Santi, does Jack Sparrow rules? Why?

he looks cool on the shore of his boat :cool:

Zirconek
03-12-2007, 04:17 AM
Does he owns a boat?
Damn, this is a woman magnetic.

psichogaucho
03-12-2007, 04:47 PM
I don't know if he's the owner of the boat

Nikki♥
03-12-2007, 05:39 PM
I, as a woman, tell you that having a boat doesn't make a man more interesting for the female gender. So you don't have to head to the next boat store after you have won the lottery. ;)

scarecrows
03-12-2007, 09:10 PM
I wish I had a boat so i could take a picture to look as cool as jack

Washa Koroleva
03-12-2007, 10:13 PM
Who is he?
I never received any PM. I would have loved to comment on his pic.

scarecrows
03-12-2007, 10:14 PM
you havent commented on his pic? :eek:

maybe that´s why he doesnt come here anymore :awww:

Washa Koroleva
03-12-2007, 10:17 PM
I, as a woman, tell you that having a boat doesn't make a man more interesting for the female gender. So you don't have to head to the next boat store after you have won the lottery. ;)

Well you're right honey. Some men take it too serious and would buy a boat if they lived in a desert ... all this effort to impress us while a passionate kiss would do.

Sofonda Cox
03-12-2007, 10:18 PM
I wish I had a boat so i could take a picture to look as cool as jack

i hope i didnt hurt his feelings, when i said i would rather use a dildo on myself than him bang me.

Washa Koroleva
03-12-2007, 10:23 PM
i hope i didnt hurt his feelings, when i said i would rather use a dildo on myself than him bang me.

Oh I remember you saying that. Then I wondered what the hell you're on about. Today I understand and to be honest with you, I'd do the same.

psichogaucho
03-12-2007, 11:55 PM
how many "appreciations" threads are without any single post of the "appreciated one"? :cool:

Zirconek
03-13-2007, 03:40 PM
Navegar é Preciso

Navegadores antigos tinham uma frase gloriosa:
"Navegar é preciso; viver não é preciso".

Quero para mim o espírito [d]esta frase,
transformada a forma para a casar como eu sou:

Viver não é necessário; o que é necessário é criar.
Não conto gozar a minha vida; nem em gozá-la penso.
Só quero torná-la grande,
ainda que para isso tenha de ser o meu corpo
e a (minha alma) a lenha desse fogo.

Só quero torná-la de toda a humanidade;
ainda que para isso tenha de a perder como minha.
Cada vez mais assim penso.

Cada vez mais ponho da essência anímica do meu sangue
o propósito impessoal de engrandecer a pátria e contribuir
para a evolução da humanidade.

É a forma que em mim tomou o misticismo da nossa Raça.

Fernando Pessoa

psichogaucho
03-14-2007, 12:20 AM
nice!

GlennMirnyi
03-14-2007, 02:55 AM
I wish I had a boat so i could take a picture to look as cool as jack

:haha: :haha: :haha: me too!!!

Nikki♥
03-14-2007, 10:56 AM
I wish I had a boat so i could take a picture to look as cool as jack

You don't need a boat. You already look way cooler that Jack without one.

Who is he?
I never received any PM. I would have loved to comment on his pic.

He PM'd me after seeing one of my posts in the sexual fantasies thread. I don't remember myself commenting on his pic either.

Well you're right honey. Some men take it too serious and would buy a boat if they lived in a desert ... all this effort to impress us while a passionate kiss would do.

It can be so simple to find the key to someone's heart but men sometimes act like it's "mission impossible".


Navegar é Preciso

Navegadores antigos tinham uma frase gloriosa:
"Navegar é preciso; viver não é preciso".

Quero para mim o espírito [d]esta frase,
transformada a forma para a casar como eu sou:

Viver não é necessário; o que é necessário é criar.
Não conto gozar a minha vida; nem em gozá-la penso.
Só quero torná-la grande,
ainda que para isso tenha de ser o meu corpo
e a (minha alma) a lenha desse fogo.

Só quero torná-la de toda a humanidade;
ainda que para isso tenha de a perder como minha.
Cada vez mais assim penso.

Cada vez mais ponho da essência anímica do meu sangue
o propósito impessoal de engrandecer a pátria e contribuir
para a evolução da humanidade.

É a forma que em mim tomou o misticismo da nossa Raça.

Fernando Pessoa

Fernando Pessoa :hearts: I wonder if he was thinking about Jack when he wrote this.

psichogaucho
03-14-2007, 07:05 PM
Fernando Pessoa :hearts: I wonder if he was thinking about Jack when he wrote this.

of course

Nikki♥
03-15-2007, 10:10 AM
of course

In this case Jack Sparrow must be an old Grandpa or a "living dead" by now. :eek: Pessoa died decades ago...in the 1930's me thinks.

psichogaucho
03-15-2007, 04:32 PM
In this case Jack Sparrow must be an old Grandpa or a "living dead" by now. :eek: Pessoa died decades ago...in the 1930's me thinks.

:lol:

GlennMirnyi
03-15-2007, 05:04 PM
Pessoa died in 1935.

What matters is the spirit. I'm sure that there was a Jack Sparrow in Lisbon when Pessoa was still alive. The guy had his boats, took pics and used to show them in street corners and similar gathering places.

Nikki♥
03-16-2007, 02:22 PM
Pessoa died in 1935.

What matters is the spirit. I'm sure that there was a Jack Sparrow in Lisbon when Pessoa was still alive. The guy had his boats, took pics and used to show them in street corners and similar gathering places.

http://home.flash.net/~bobgil/cam/kodak2d.gif
I'm sure that he used a camera like this to take his pictures. :p

psichogaucho
03-16-2007, 05:19 PM
:lol:
but still he looks cool :cool:

Nikki♥
03-16-2007, 07:08 PM
:lol:
but still he looks cool :cool:

He might look cool but he definitely isn't a cool person. He doesn't even come here to greet his fans. :ras:

GlennMirnyi
03-16-2007, 11:26 PM
He might look cool but he definitely isn't a cool person. He doesn't even come here to greet his fans. :ras:

He's travelling the high seas, matey. :lol:

psichogaucho
03-16-2007, 11:27 PM
He might look cool but he definitely isn't a cool person. He doesn't even come here to greet his fans. :ras:

yes
I'm kinda dissapointed

Nikki♥
03-17-2007, 10:53 AM
He's travelling the high seas, matey. :lol:

Bummer. :( He should come to sail the waves of MTF again.

Nikki♥
03-17-2007, 10:53 AM
yes
I'm kinda dissapointed

:hug:

Washa Koroleva
03-17-2007, 07:54 PM
He PM'd me after seeing one of my posts in the sexual fantasies thread. I don't remember myself commenting on his pic either.
I'd PM you, too after seeing those posts if I was a guy. :lol:


It can be so simple to find the key to someone's heart but men sometimes act like it's "mission impossible".


Men find it hard in general to buy a flower. Maybe it's the thought of carrying it around town. Getting flowers delivered from a random is what they chose to do instead. Sweet but it would be sweeter when he was the one ringing my doorbell and holding them. It's such an effort, right?
Then men always complain about us expecting too much. AND they complain about money. Flowers are cheaper than boats and getting flowers is cheaper than having them delivered. That's what I thought anyway. So in fact we expect nothing that would eat them. And I mean it when I say that a kiss and a look into my eyes would do.

Washa Koroleva
03-17-2007, 07:58 PM
He's travelling the high seas, matey. :lol:

What if he already sank? :sad:
What if he was already dead before he "went"?
There's this wonderful new Modest Mouse album called "We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank" :awww:

scarecrows
03-21-2007, 08:43 PM
Eisley - Lost at Sea :awww:

Sailing over wave and tide oh ho ho
Fantastic waves against our sides oh ho ho
And I'm not so afraid
Lost at sea, as i should be
And I'm not so afraid
Lost at sea, you and I, you and me

Congratulations
Cause we've made it
All the way home
All the way home
And you know that
Until the stars fall
I will always love you
I will always love you

The mystery of salt and sea oh ho ho
Has never been intriguing oh ho ho
And to me but the sea
Green is set so beautifully
Against your thoughtful face
That I must close my eyes
And turn my face

Congratulations
Cause we've made it
All the way home
All the way home
And you know that
Until the stars fall
I will always love you
I will always love you

Still floating soft
I am dreaming and I'm glad I lost
And still with my fingers
I'm drawing circles in the water
In the water
And still, still you're always there

Congratulations
Cause we've made it
All the way home
All the way home
And you know that
Until the stars fall
I will always love you
I will always love you

scarecrows
03-21-2007, 08:44 PM
What if he already sank? :sad:
What if he was already dead before he "went"?
There's this wonderful new Modest Mouse album called "We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank" :awww:

you know the newly released Modest Mouse album :eek:

psichogaucho
03-23-2007, 10:57 PM
SAILING
(Gavin Sutherland, 1972)

I am sailing, I am sailing,
home again 'cross the sea.
I am sailing, stormy waters,
to be near you, to be free.

I am flying, I am flying,
like a bird 'cross the sky.
I am flying, passing high clouds,
to be with you, to be free.

Can you hear me, can you hear me
thro' the dark night, far away,
I am dying, forever trying,
to be with you, who can say.

Can you hear me, can you hear me,
thro' the dark night far away.
I am dying, forever trying,
to be with you, who can say.

We are sailing, we are sailing,
home again 'cross the sea.
We are sailing stormy waters,
to be near you, to be free.

Oh Lord, to be near you, to be free.
Oh Lord, to be near you, to be free,
Oh Lord.

(you probably listened Rod Stewaet singing this one)

scarecrows
03-23-2007, 11:05 PM
yeah, I know Rod Stewart's version

GlennMirnyi
03-24-2007, 01:01 AM
Deep Purple - Sail Away (Blackmore/Coverdale/Hughes)

If you're driftin' on an empty ocean
With no wind to fill your sail,
The future, your horizon,
Its like searchin for the holy grail.
You feel there's no tomorrow
As you look into the water below.
Its only your reflection
And you still ain't got no place to go.

Time will show,
When, I don't know.

Sail away tomorrow,
Sailin far away.
To find it steal or borrow.
I'll be there someday

Oh, woman, I keep returnin
To sing the same old song.
The story's been told, now I'm gettin' old.
Tell me,where do I belong?
Feel like I'm goin to surrender,
Hard times I've had enough.
If I could find a place to hide my face,
I believe, I could get back up.

Time will show,
When, I dont know.

Sail away tomorrow,
Sailin far away.
To find it steal or borrow.
But Ill be there someday

Sail away tomorrow,
Sailin far away.
To find it steal or borrow.
But Ill be there someday

Sail away tomorrow,
Sailin far away.
To find it steal or borrow.
But Ill be there someday

scarecrows
04-03-2007, 08:03 PM
:eek:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5135673&postcount=6268

Zirconek
04-12-2007, 11:12 AM
I wish him to not have troubles with sea monsters in his journey :scared:

http://www.illustrators.co.za/jackson/seamonsters.GIF

http://www.seroundtable.com/archives/sea-monsters.jpg

http://www.unexplainedstuff.com/images/geuu_03_img0549.jpg

scarecrows
04-12-2007, 11:20 AM
jack is fearless

Zirconek
04-12-2007, 12:10 PM
jack is fearless

Sea monsters are fearless as well.

Nikki♥
04-12-2007, 12:30 PM
:eek:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5135673&postcount=6268

For a moment I thought you had spotted a recent post by Jack Sparrow.

scarecrows
04-12-2007, 04:52 PM
For a moment I thought you had spotted a recent post by Jack Sparrow.

I would have put it in my sig

Nikki♥
04-12-2007, 05:57 PM
I would have put it in my sig

These are the words of a real fan.

scarecrows
04-25-2007, 07:22 PM
I am, but I dont see why others dont become :awww:

Zirconek
04-25-2007, 07:57 PM
Jack has a respectable fan club here

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 73
User Name Posts
psichogaucho 18
scarecrows 15
Princesa! 14
Zirconek 6
Washa Koroleva 5
GlennMirnyi 5
Naranoc 3
safin-rules-no.1 2
Black Mamba 1
Saumon 1
angela 1
TGS 1
TennisMaster 1

Washa Koroleva
04-25-2007, 08:49 PM
you know the newly released Modest Mouse album :eek:

Yes :yeah: I loooooove Modest Mouse :p

Washa Koroleva
04-25-2007, 08:50 PM
Nicole, what does your signature mean? Can you please write it down properly for me?

scarecrows
04-25-2007, 09:08 PM
Jack has a respectable fan club here

good to see Santi as his biggest fan

TMJordan
04-25-2007, 09:48 PM
I miss him :sad:

Byrd
04-25-2007, 09:50 PM
This thread is like the ultimate compliment to his picture, he's probably getting off to this thread at this very moment Lol.

psichogaucho
04-25-2007, 10:49 PM
good to see Santi as his biggest fan

I am
and, if my memory doesn't fail me, the idea of this thread came out of my tired brain

scarecrows
04-26-2007, 06:37 AM
it did :lol:

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 07:10 AM
Nicole, what does your signature mean? Can you please write it down properly for me?

Ahem...my signature means Fuck. :o

scarecrows
04-26-2007, 07:12 AM
i thought it was 'fock' like jesus says it

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 07:14 AM
i thought it was 'fock' like jesus says it

No, I don't really use 'fock' unless I am talking to him.

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 07:15 AM
I have Jack Sparrow's MSN address in case his fans are interested. ;)

scarecrows
04-26-2007, 07:16 AM
:eek:
is he ever online?

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 07:17 AM
:eek:
is he ever online?

I don't know as I have blocked and deleted him. But when he was still on my list he was online all the time.

scarecrows
04-26-2007, 07:18 AM
first you say you have it and now you say you deleted it

be more clear woman :(

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 07:19 AM
first you say you have it and now you say you deleted it

be more clear woman :(

I still have one of his PM's with his MSN address which means I still have it although it is no longer on my MSN buddy list.

scarecrows
04-26-2007, 07:22 AM
great, give it to us

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 07:24 AM
Check your reps. ;) I don't want to post the address in this thread.

scarecrows
04-26-2007, 07:25 AM
thanks

but I'm a little scared to add him now :scared:

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 07:26 AM
He doesn't bite...just don't let his smilies creep you out.

scarecrows
04-26-2007, 07:32 AM
smileys dont freak me out

looks what I used to have in my MSN list

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 07:34 AM
Then you should have fun with him. :p

scarecrows
04-26-2007, 07:57 AM
we're getting close to post 100 :eek:

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 12:56 PM
Go thread...go! :rocker:

I wonder what Jack is doing on this lovely day. He's probably on his yacht and is sipping a cocktail.

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 02:36 PM
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. *hyperventilating* Jack Sparrow is online on MSN but I can't be bothered to unblock him.

GlennMirnyi
04-26-2007, 04:42 PM
Vamos Jack!

scarecrows
04-26-2007, 04:45 PM
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh. *hyperventilating* Jack Sparrow is online on MSN but I can't be bothered to unblock him.

does he have JackSparrow as his MSN name as well?

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 04:52 PM
He doesn't have JackSparrow as his MSN address. He has his real first name and something else. ;)

scarecrows
04-26-2007, 05:52 PM
He doesn't have JackSparrow as his MSN address. He has his real first name and something else. ;)

not MSN address, I meant the screenname that you can put on MSN

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 06:21 PM
not MSN address, I meant the screenname that you can put on MSN

No, he calls himself FedExpress.

scarecrows
04-26-2007, 06:29 PM
he's a fed fan , cooooool

Nikki♥
04-26-2007, 06:32 PM
he's a fed fan , cooooool

So it seems. :p

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 12:09 AM
I request this thread to be stickied :D

psichogaucho
04-27-2007, 12:12 AM
no
this thread must be like an endless succesion of waves
today is up
tomorrow is down

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 12:13 AM
I want it stickied for 2 days, jack deserves it

psichogaucho
04-27-2007, 12:17 AM
you haven't learned nothing these days by my side :sad:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 12:19 AM
I know master :sobbing:

show me the light

Nathaliia
04-27-2007, 12:19 AM
Let's wait for Jack to come. We miss him. Girls want him.

GlennMirnyi
04-27-2007, 12:39 AM
I want it stickied for 2 days, jack deserves it

Agreed. ;)

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 12:40 AM
come on Lee, you know that I can easily find 20 people

stick this beaty already

psichogaucho
04-27-2007, 12:42 AM
you don't understand
it must be the people whom stick this thread, with constant show of love, affection and admiration to our hero

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 12:43 AM
people here still dont know enough about Jack, if it's stickied they might be curious and see what is inside

psichogaucho
04-27-2007, 12:50 AM
whatever rocks your boat

Zirconek
04-27-2007, 04:12 AM
My surfer non-chatting thread should be stickied :awww:

I guess Jack would post there, since he loves the sea.

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 06:42 AM
Jack hasn't been here yet. *sigh*

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 06:49 AM
PS: Make this thread a sticky. :p

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 07:47 AM
PS: Make this thread a sticky. :p

:yeah:

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 07:48 AM
Jack is online on MSN. Why doesn't he come here to grace us with his presence? :sad:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 07:49 AM
ask him one more time

Betty
04-27-2007, 07:50 AM
Jack hasn't been here yet. *sigh*

i saw him here
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=5232442#post5232442
u don't?:devil:

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 07:51 AM
He asked me who I am. :angel:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 07:52 AM
i saw him here
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=5232442#post5232442
u don't?:devil:

that's not Jack :awww:

Betty can you request for this thread to be stickied? :)

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 07:52 AM
Now he wants to add me on MSN again. He must have deleted me too. Bad boy.

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 07:52 AM
He asked me who I am. :angel:

did u answer 'the girl of your dreams'

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 07:53 AM
I told him that he won't get a pic of myself unless he says hello in here.

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 07:53 AM
Now he wants to add me on MSN again. He must have deleted me too. Bad boy.

but arent you talking on MSN?

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 07:53 AM
did u answer 'the girl of your dreams'

No. :bolt:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 07:54 AM
I told him that he won't get a pic of myself unless he says hello in here.

great :bowdown:

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 07:54 AM
but arent you talking on MSN?

We are talking but perhaps I wasn't on his list. I don't know.

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 07:55 AM
great :bowdown:

He's taking ages to reply. Perhaps he thinks that I'm really offline although I'm just appearing offline.

Betty
04-27-2007, 07:55 AM
that's not Jack :awww:

Betty can you request for this thread to be stickied? :)

leggi il tuo grep
cosa vuol dire be stickied:o

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 07:56 AM
People, he's on MTF. :eek: And I have made him come here.

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 07:57 AM
leggi il tuo pm
cosa vuol direbe stickied:o

stickied e un thread che sta sempre in prima pagina, come il thread iniziato da hitchiker

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 07:58 AM
People, he's on MTF. :eek: And I have made him come here.

*shivering*

Betty
04-27-2007, 07:59 AM
stickied e un thread che sta sempre in prima pagina, come il thread iniziato da hitchiker

:lol: ok grazie:p

why not...

u know maybe Jdeep is busy now;) but we waiting for him:angel: :p

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 07:59 AM
*shivering*

But he doesn't post. :sobbing:

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:00 AM
hello....here i am....
:wavey:

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 08:00 AM
:banana:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:01 AM
grandissimo Jack :worship:

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:02 AM
but are you joking with me?why you are vanished from msn?

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 08:02 AM
Santi will be crying tears of joy.

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:02 AM
hello....here i am....
:wavey:

you really live in Foggia?

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 08:03 AM
but are you joking with me?why you are vanished from msn?

I'm there...just appearing offline. You can talk to me.

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:03 AM
i would know who are the component of this thread...can i?

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:04 AM
i live in foggia....why?

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:05 AM
i live in foggia....why?

just asking, because is really near to where i live

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:06 AM
where are you?:worship:

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:06 AM
but what's your name?

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:07 AM
where are you?:worship:

Tirana in Albania

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:08 AM
but you are female or male?

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:09 AM
but what's your name?

the name of whom? me or Princessa?

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 08:09 AM
but you are female or male?

Genci, don't disappoint him.

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:10 AM
but you are female or male?

i coglioni c'ho :)

Saumon
04-27-2007, 08:12 AM
he's back! :eek:

Jack, do you have a pic? :aplot:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:13 AM
Genci, don't disappoint him.

i'm just honest

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 08:14 AM
i'm just honest

I see. I'm sure that he also appreciates his male fans. :yeah:

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:17 AM
don't worry scarecrows...i prefer female,but respect you...:worship:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:19 AM
don't worry scarecrows...i prefer female,but respect you...:worship:
thanks mate

in your defense i prefer female too :devil:

Nathaliia
04-27-2007, 08:23 AM
Hi Jack, sexy :wavey:

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:28 AM
thanks black mamba...but you are male or female?

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:29 AM
black mamba is female, and a very hot one

Nathaliia
04-27-2007, 08:29 AM
I'm a girl! My name is Nathaliia :)

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:31 AM
and where is now?

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:31 AM
scarecrows,can you explain to me why you have done a thread about me?

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:32 AM
and where is now?

where is who?

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:33 AM
black mamba is online?

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:34 AM
scarecrows,can you explain to me why you have done a thread about me?

because you came here, posted very little and went away

me and some other people wanted u to come back

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:35 AM
black mamba is online?

will be online after 30 minutes

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:38 AM
ok....but now that i am returned this thread will close?

Saumon
04-27-2007, 08:39 AM
I feel so humiliated. Jack ignored me. :awww:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:41 AM
I feel so humiliated. Jack ignored me. :awww:

you havent been supportive during his absence

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:42 AM
sorry saumon....can i know your name?are you male or female?

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:43 AM
ok....but now that i am returned this thread will close?

of course not

unless u want it closed :awww:

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:45 AM
i don't want....

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 08:46 AM
The man himself asked me to share this picture with you.

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 08:46 AM
This thread should not be closed EVER. It rather deserves to be stickied forever.

Saumon
04-27-2007, 08:47 AM
sorry saumon....can i know your name?are you male or female?
female
The man himself asked me to share this picture with you.

omg! HOT! :hearts:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:47 AM
The man himself asked me to share this picture with you.

:yeah:

you're looking good Mr. sparrow

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 08:48 AM
Jack says that all the girls who are interested in him can contact him on MSN. He also has webcam to fulfill sexual fantasies of any kind. :o

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:48 AM
dera saumon...if you want you can contact me on msn....

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:52 AM
now that i am here,on this thread i think that i can answer to every yours question about me....always if you find me interesting....

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:53 AM
yes Nicole, you deserve it

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:53 AM
what do you study?
what do u like more abour girls?

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 08:55 AM
I can see him on webcam. *faints*

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 08:56 AM
i study medicine...and after woman my interest is sport
but saumon where is?

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 08:57 AM
i study medicine...and after woman my interest is sport
but saumon where is?

wow, in which university?
i graduated in medicine

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 09:00 AM
in my town there is university....

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:01 AM
ah I thought you were in Universita di Bari

are there albanians studying there?

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 09:04 AM
in my university no....but in bari yes

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:06 AM
where is better to live BAri or Foggia?

do u like football?

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 09:10 AM
I have just seen Jack's little Jack on webcam. :drool: :lick:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:11 AM
I have just seen Jack's little Jack on webcam. :drool: :lick:

:eek:

he has a son?

:p

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 09:12 AM
:eek:

he has a son?

:p

No, he has a male chicken.

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:13 AM
how was it?

did you take a pic or screenshot?

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 09:14 AM
I could basically take one now but I'm not allowed to post it on here. ;)

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 09:15 AM
It was cool. :cool:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:16 AM
I could basically take one now but I'm not allowed to post it on here. ;)

PM :drool:

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 09:17 AM
PM :drool:

You little perve.

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:17 AM
i am :sobbing:

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 09:18 AM
i am :sobbing:

Does Nathii know about your fantasies with Jack?

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:19 AM
Does Nathii know about your fantasies with Jack?

yes, and she's happy about it :unsure:

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 09:20 AM
yes, and she's happy about it :unsure:

:lol: I see.

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 09:27 AM
Jack is the man. His webcam show was the second best that I have seen in my life. :worship:


The best one is receiving webcam kisses from my baby. :awww:

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 09:30 AM
i prefer to live in foggia....i hate bari....

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:31 AM
i prefer to live in foggia....i hate bari....

what about football?

or now that Foggia is in Serie C you dont watch it

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:32 AM
wow, i'm amazed

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 09:38 AM
foggia is in serie C and wednesday won italy up of serie C!!!now it is fighting to go in serie B....
i can't watch it because i play football in another team....

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:41 AM
foggia is in serie C and wednesday won italy up of serie C!!!now it is fighting to go in serie B....
i can't watch it because i play football in another team....

you play football and study medicine

how do you manage to have time?

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 09:44 AM
i don't know,but now i have to do only 2 exams to finish university
but the girls where are?

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:45 AM
i dont know

it's too early for the girls i think

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 09:50 AM
the idea to have a post all for me is fantastic.....thanks to everyone who writes on this thread!!!!!:worship:
i invite everyone to ask me everything...i answer to every question,also to the most strange question....

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:54 AM
whichis the best country you've ever been to?

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 09:56 AM
i adore spain....i visited spain many times!

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 09:59 AM
you didnt answer my question about girls

what do you like more in a girl?

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 10:01 AM
everything is important in a girl...the face is basilar and then for me are important breast and bottom....

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 10:09 AM
do you live near the sea? do you like sailing with a boat?

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 10:11 AM
i don't live near see,but i have a boat and i adore travel on the see...

Zirconek
04-27-2007, 11:01 AM
:wavey: Jack
Welcome back to MTF.

I'm a big fan of the sea and women too. :)


This thread must be stickied, Lee.

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 12:25 PM
great zirconek...thanks to partecipate on this thread....
i hope that women write on this thread...:worship:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 12:28 PM
they will, dont worry

so when do you have those final exams?

jocaputs
04-27-2007, 01:25 PM
Che bello, un' altro italiano qui

Dove è ormeggiata la tua barca?

Saumon
04-27-2007, 01:49 PM
do you prefer blondes or brunettes?

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 02:18 PM
they will, dont worry

so when do you have those final exams?

i have to do an exam in may and one in june/july....

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 02:19 PM
Che bello, un' altro italiano qui

Dove è ormeggiata la tua barca?

ciao compatriota....la mia barca è ormeggiata a termoli!anche tu hai una barca?

Naranoc
04-27-2007, 02:22 PM
This seems to have been turned into a more sophisticated spotlight thread.

Where do you see yourself in life after 10 years?
Would you be happy with your 'perfect woman' dominating the relationship? (making the last decisions, etc)

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 02:22 PM
do you prefer blondes or brunettes?

for me women are however wonderful...the colour of hair isn't important...
your hair are blonde or brunette?what is your name?i like to see your photo and i you are interested to me,you can add me among your contact on msn...kisses

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 02:27 PM
This seems to have been turned into a more sophisticated spotlight thread.

Where do you see yourself in life after 10 years?
Would you be happy with your 'perfect woman' dominating the relationship? (making the last decisions, etc)

i see myself work like a doctor and teach at university...
in a relationship i think that is necessary that male and female decide together...isn't necessary to dominate!in sex is different...i like dominate,but to be dominated i like too....
if you are interested to me,you can add me among your contact on msn...

Nathaliia
04-27-2007, 05:26 PM
yes, and she's happy about it :unsure:

liar :retard:

Nathaliia
04-27-2007, 05:29 PM
Yes, we need more women in here :(

psichogaucho
04-27-2007, 05:45 PM
*faints*

psichogaucho
04-27-2007, 05:48 PM
Santi will be crying tears of joy.

:sobbing:

Nikki♥
04-27-2007, 07:08 PM
:sobbing:

:smooch:

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 07:25 PM
hellu guys...welcome to black mamba!how are you?kisses...

Nathaliia
04-27-2007, 07:27 PM
Ciao Jack! What is your real name by the way?

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 07:30 PM
Ciao Jack! What is your real name by the way?

my name is beppe...and your?are you female?i'd like to see your photo and if you are interested to me you can add my msn contact...

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 07:33 PM
she already told you that she's called Nathalia :shrug:

not a good memory for a doctor Beppe ;)

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 07:34 PM
she already told you that she's called Nathalia :shrug:

not a good memory for a doctor Beppe ;)

sorry dear scarecrows...but my memory is very bad...

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 07:39 PM
sorry dear scarecrows...but my memory is very bad...

you should do smth about it :p

call me Genci by the way ;)

Nathaliia
04-27-2007, 07:42 PM
He's busy with all the girls :awww:

And it's me:

Jack Sparrow
04-27-2007, 07:49 PM
He's busy with all the girls :awww:

And it's me:

congratulations...i find you attractive!i am not busy....in your photo i noticed that you have a wonderful breast:i adore it....
my invite on msn is always valid....:)

FerrersLinda
04-27-2007, 08:03 PM
congratulations...i find you attractive!i am not busy....in your photo i noticed that you have a wonderful breast:i adore it....
my invite on msn is always valid....:)

Nathi you lucky girl, the great Jack Sparrow thinks you are attractive.:D How could he not.

psichogaucho
04-27-2007, 10:21 PM
Jack, I don't have nice boobs, but the idea of this thread was mine, all mine

grazie per scrivere qui :hug:

Nathaliia
04-27-2007, 10:23 PM
congratulations...i find you attractive!i am not busy....in your photo i noticed that you have a wonderful breast:i adore it....
my invite on msn is always valid....:)

But what is your MSN account? :awww:

scarecrows
04-27-2007, 10:24 PM
i have that one ;)

Jack Sparrow
04-28-2007, 12:40 AM
Nathi you lucky girl, the great Jack Sparrow thinks you are attractive.:D How could he not.

welcome ferrers linda...what's your name?

Jack Sparrow
04-28-2007, 12:42 AM
Jack, I don't have nice boobs, but the idea of this thread was mine, all mine

grazie per scrivere qui :hug:

thank you psicogaucho....i am honored to write on this thread you created for me...thanks a lot:worship:

Jack Sparrow
04-28-2007, 12:43 AM
But what is your MSN account? :awww:

my msn account is beppethedoctor@yahoo.it
i hope you add me in your contacts...