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Jack Sparrow
09-03-2007, 06:50 PM
Dear Jack :wavey:,
I won't be in Monza this year but a former friend of mine will be there. If you want I can set the two of you up and you can ask him what happened to him when he tried to fuck me. Then you'll know that it's better to stay far away from me...

don't worry...i know that you don't like me!what happened if i try to fuck you?

Nikki♥
09-04-2007, 08:07 AM
don't worry...i know that you don't like me!what happened if i try to fuck you?

My last admirer who tried to have sex with me has been an eunuch ever since his first attempt. :p Exactly the same thing could happen to you.

scarecrows
09-04-2007, 08:23 AM
that reminded me of one of the best Simpsons moments ever

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MnTv5IJhoGA

Jack Sparrow
09-04-2007, 08:29 AM
My last admirer who tried to have sex with me has been an eunuch ever since his first attempt. :p Exactly the same thing could happen to you.

so you don't like to fuck?is very strange....to fuck for me is the best thing in the world....:worship:

Nikki♥
09-06-2007, 08:10 AM
that reminded me of one of the best Simpsons moments ever

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MnTv5IJhoGA

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation

:sad:

Nikki♥
09-06-2007, 08:11 AM
so you don't like to fuck?is very strange....to fuck for me is the best thing in the world....:worship:

I like it but it depends on the first who wants to do it with me. When it's someone else than my bf I fight him off. :boxing:

Jack Sparrow
09-07-2007, 08:21 AM
I like it but it depends on the first who wants to do it with me. When it's someone else than my bf I fight him off. :boxing:

now i understand....you like to fuck,but you don't like me!it's easy...i already know this!

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 09:02 AM
havent you got to Milano yet?

Jack Sparrow
09-07-2007, 09:06 AM
havent you got to Milano yet?

not yet...i go to milan tonight...:wavey:

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 09:09 AM
have a nice trip

looks like McLaren is in big trouble
http://www.tgcom.mediaset.it/sport/articoli/articolo378348.shtml

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 11:33 AM
Here are some pics to get Jack in the real Formula 1 mood.

http://www.pbase.com/cmanaginged/formula_una

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 11:33 AM
now i understand....you like to fuck,but you don't like me!it's easy...i already know this!

I like you but my heart already belongs to someone else. Sorry honey. :hug:

Jack Sparrow
09-07-2007, 12:40 PM
I like you but my heart already belongs to someone else. Sorry honey. :hug:

thanks...i know you have a boyfriend and you love him,but love and sex are two different things!besides we can only enjoy ourselves...kisses my darling!:worship:

Jack Sparrow
09-07-2007, 12:46 PM
Here are some pics to get Jack in the real Formula 1 mood.

http://www.pbase.com/cmanaginged/formula_una

thanks for pics,but i don't think to have chances to fuck these girls...are too wonderful for a person like me...:sad:

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 01:25 PM
cheer up Beppe, you are a doctor now, you'll have girls coming at your feet soon :devil:

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 02:08 PM
thanks...i know you have a boyfriend and you love him,but love and sex are two different things!besides we can only enjoy ourselves...kisses my darling!:worship:

Isn't it considered to be cheating when you are in a relationship and go to bed with someone else? :scratch:

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 02:10 PM
thanks for pics,but i don't think to have chances to fuck these girls...are too wonderful for a person like me...:sad:

:awww: Don't be like that. You need to stop being so pessimistic. Never underestimate yourself. Like Genci said, you are a doctor now and girls like men dressed in white.

Jack Sparrow
09-07-2007, 02:35 PM
Isn't it considered to be cheating when you are in a relationship and go to bed with someone else? :scratch:

i don't think so....you love him and this is the important!if you enjoy with me on msn,for example,is only a joke without love,but only for pleasure...:wavey: i have a girlfriend too...i love her,but if someone want to fuck with me,isn't a problem for me,because i love only her...:wavey:

Nikki♥
09-07-2007, 02:45 PM
i don't think so....you love him and this is the important!if you enjoy with me on msn,for example,is only a joke without love,but only for pleasure...:wavey: i have a girlfriend too...i love her,but if someone want to fuck with me,isn't a problem for me,because i love only her...:wavey:

I don't like the male way of thinking. :sad: 'I only love her but I have sex with others for fun.'

scarecrows
09-07-2007, 07:21 PM
I don't like the male way of thinking. :sad: 'I only love her but I have sex with others for fun.'

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/9788/missingteethlq6.gif

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 08:08 AM
http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/9788/missingteethlq6.gif

Why are you laughing? :sad:

scarecrows
09-08-2007, 08:10 AM
Why are you laughing? :sad:

because it's not only male's way of thinking :p

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 08:12 AM
because it's not only male's way of thinking :p

Last month I stopped thinking like that so for me it's only the male way of thinking because I can't imagine myself doing that anymore. :angel:

scarecrows
09-08-2007, 08:12 AM
Last month I stopped thinking like that so for me it's only the male way of thinking because I can't imagine myself doing that anymore. :angel:

that's the key word here :devil:

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 08:13 AM
that's the key word here :devil:

I used to be a sinner...now I'm a saint. :nerner:

scarecrows
09-08-2007, 08:14 AM
I used to be a sinner...now I'm a saint. :nerner:

same here :angel:

i wonder if Beppe will join us in the holy way

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 08:16 AM
same here :angel:

:bowdown:
Many other guys should follow your example.

Nikki♥
09-08-2007, 08:18 AM
i wonder if Beppe will join us in the holy way

I don't think he will. He's probably having fun with the Martini girls and doesn't waste one single thought on his girlfriend.

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/4877/previewsd07ita312ck4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jack Sparrow
09-10-2007, 08:19 AM
[QUOTE=Nikki♥;5991547]I don't think he will. He's probably having fun with the Martini girls and doesn't waste one single thought on his girlfriend.

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/4877/previewsd07ita312ck4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)[/QUOTE

hello guys...great experience formula1,but ferrari were a delusion!but this isn't a problem....the great federer made me happy and in milan i spent wonderful time with a girl...
i am not a saint...:devil:

Nikki♥
09-10-2007, 08:23 AM
hello guys...great experience formula1,but ferrari were a delusion!but this isn't a problem....the great federer made me happy and in milan i spent wonderful time with a girl...
i am not a saint...:devil:

Was the girl one of the race hostesses? :aplot:

scarecrows
09-10-2007, 11:11 AM
hello guys...great experience formula1,but ferrari were a delusion!but this isn't a problem....the great federer made me happy and in milan i spent wonderful time with a girl...
i am not a saint...:devil:

only 1? :eek:

Nikki♥
09-10-2007, 11:13 AM
only 1? :eek:

He was too busy watching the race to make out with more than 1 girl. I'm sure the Ferrari fangirls were following him around all the time and he only had eyes for the cars. :sad:

Jack Sparrow
09-10-2007, 01:00 PM
Was the girl one of the race hostesses? :aplot:

absolutely no...she is a nice girl,but race hostess are too wonderful for me!i can't fuck one of those girls...but however i had fun!:wavey:

Jack Sparrow
09-10-2007, 01:04 PM
only 1? :eek:

i stay in milan only saturday afternoon...so 1 girl is good for me!i am not the most beautiful boy in the world,i am a normal boy,so i can't fuck all the girls i'd like to fuck...:sad:

Jack Sparrow
09-10-2007, 01:09 PM
He was too busy watching the race to make out with more than 1 girl. I'm sure the Ferrari fangirls were following him around all the time and he only had eyes for the cars. :sad:

why you have to take myself as a stupid...i don't like your humorism!you are joking too much with me...i already said to you that i am not a beautiful boy,but i can fuck some girl...Is it an impossible thing?am i so bad?:o :o

Nikki♥
09-10-2007, 01:49 PM
why you have to take myself as a stupid...i don't like your humorism!you are joking too much with me...i already said to you that i am not a beautiful boy,but i can fuck some girl...Is it an impossible thing?am i so bad?:o :o

I wasn't making fun of you. :sad:

Nikki♥
09-10-2007, 01:50 PM
absolutely no...she is a nice girl,but race hostess are too wonderful for me!i can't fuck one of those girls...but however i had fun!:wavey:

:secret: They are not all beautiful, some of them just think they are because they work as hostesses.

scarecrows
09-10-2007, 04:20 PM
yeah, some of those have shitty faces

Jack Sparrow
09-13-2007, 07:25 AM
hello guys...how are you?this is a boring period for me...there are no girls to fuck and on msn there are no girls who want to see my dick...:sad: ahahaahahaha:) i am joking....:)

scarecrows
09-13-2007, 10:32 AM
now that you graduated, what is next?
are you gone start a specialization?

Jack Sparrow
09-13-2007, 11:05 AM
now that you graduated, what is next?
are you gone start a specialization?

before i have to do three months (nov,dec,jan) in the hospital to prepare myself for habilitation exam and then i have to do test to enter in specializazion school....:rolleyes:

scarecrows
09-13-2007, 01:28 PM
before i have to do three months (nov,dec,jan) in the hospital to prepare myself for habilitation exam and then i have to do test to enter in specializazion school....:rolleyes:

eh, it's the same for me
problem is that there are not many available places here, it's gonna be hard

will you do it in Foggia?

Jack Sparrow
09-14-2007, 08:02 AM
eh, it's the same for me
problem is that there are not many available places here, it's gonna be hard

will you do it in Foggia?

yes...but i'll go to make experience in some hospital of little towns near foggia...

scarecrows
09-23-2007, 10:50 PM
Happy birthday Beppe :aparty:

Jack Sparrow
09-24-2007, 10:26 PM
Happy birthday Beppe :aparty:

thanks dear scarecrows....

GlennMirnyi
09-25-2007, 02:11 AM
Happy birthday legend!

Nikki♥
09-25-2007, 08:02 AM
On request:

Happy birthday. :kiss:

Nathaliia
09-25-2007, 09:26 AM
Happy birthday :kiss:

Jack Sparrow
09-26-2007, 11:36 AM
thanks to everyone....receive this messages for my birthday is a nice thing!!!:wavey:

Jack Sparrow
10-04-2007, 10:17 PM
can you help me?the thread pervland what is?

scarecrows
10-04-2007, 10:26 PM
there are a group of boys and girls that talk of many things but often about sex
you can find the thread in Chat Threads

how have you been lately?

:wavey:

Jack Sparrow
10-05-2007, 08:11 AM
there are a group of boys and girls that talk of many things but often about sex
you can find the thread in Chat Threads

how have you been lately?

:wavey:

i red that thread,but it is a stupid thread....many words,few action!
i feel good....my life in this period is funny!
:wavey:

scarecrows
10-05-2007, 09:06 AM
have you started going in hospitals yet?

GlennMirnyi
10-05-2007, 03:47 PM
i red that thread,but it is a stupid thread....many words,few action!
i feel good....my life in this period is funny!
:wavey:

Great definition.

Nikki♥
10-05-2007, 03:50 PM
i red that thread,but it is a stupid thread....many words,few action!
i feel good....my life in this period is funny!
:wavey:

Just talking about doing it is lame. The ones who talk too much about sex are usually the ones who never get laid. :p

Jack Sparrow
10-05-2007, 06:37 PM
have you started going in hospitals yet?

yes...four time a week!:wavey:

Jack Sparrow
10-05-2007, 06:51 PM
Just talking about doing it is lame. The ones who talk too much about sex are usually the ones who never get laid. :p

i agrre completely with you dear nicole....i need action and no words!

Nikki♥
10-06-2007, 06:47 AM
i agrre completely with you dear nicole....i need action and no words!

Me too. :angel:

Jack Sparrow
10-06-2007, 07:38 AM
Me too. :angel:

so we can make action?:)

Nikki♥
10-06-2007, 08:12 AM
so we can make action?:)

My boyfriend wouldn't like that. :(

scarecrows
10-06-2007, 08:13 AM
he could join you as well

Nikki♥
10-06-2007, 08:15 AM
he could join you as well

He's too jealous to share me with someone else.

Jack Sparrow
10-07-2007, 09:48 PM
He's too jealous to share me with someone else.

but how can he be jelous of a poor baby like me that is only on the web?:worship:

scarecrows
10-18-2007, 05:55 PM
how's life in Foggia now?
there wasnt much movement when i was there in june

Nikki♥
10-21-2007, 10:45 AM
but how can he be jelous of a poor baby like me that is only on the web?:worship:

No idea. Ask him.

Jack Sparrow
10-24-2007, 09:08 PM
how's life in Foggia now?
there wasnt much movement when i was there in june

hello scarecrows...life in foggia is very boring...there is any movement!i need to go away for some days,but i haven't find someone that wants to come with me...my friend are very lazy!!!!:sad:

Jack Sparrow
10-24-2007, 09:10 PM
No idea. Ask him.

dear nikki facciamo fikki fikki insieme?ahahahahah:)

scarecrows
10-24-2007, 09:13 PM
hello scarecrows...life in foggia is very boring...there is any movement!i need to go away for some days,but i haven't find someone that wants to come with me...my friend are very lazy!!!!:sad:

big shame, tell them to move their lazy asses

in which city do you want to go?

Jack Sparrow
10-25-2007, 09:57 PM
big shame, tell them to move their lazy asses

in which city do you want to go?

everywhere is better than foggia....

Nikki♥
10-27-2007, 09:48 AM
dear nikki facciamo fikki fikki insieme?ahahahahah:)

:scratch:
Non parlo italiano.

scarecrows
10-27-2007, 10:49 AM
:scratch:
Non parlo italiano.

come on nikki

do a little fikki fikki with beppe

you might like it

Nikki♥
10-27-2007, 12:06 PM
come on nikki

do a little fikki fikki with beppe

you might like it

Fikki fikki? :bolt:

Jack Sparrow
10-28-2007, 11:55 PM
Fikki fikki? :bolt:

this is an old song of giorgio faletti, an italian singer....it's a joke...fikki fikki means to fuck....:)
i joke....fikki do rime with nikki....:)

Nikki♥
10-29-2007, 07:09 AM
this is an old song of giorgio faletti, an italian singer....it's a joke...fikki fikki means to fuck....:)
i joke....fikki do rime with nikki....:)

:bolt:

scarecrows
10-29-2007, 07:43 AM
my name is Nikki
I like to fikki fikki
I'll do you some licky
till you get all sticky

Jack Sparrow
10-30-2007, 01:17 PM
my name is Nikki
I like to fikki fikki
I'll do you some licky
till you get all sticky

great scarecrows....unfortunately nikki doesn't like joke....:worship:

Nikki♥
10-30-2007, 01:23 PM
Genci, do you want to have a nice red dot like on WTAworld? :aplot:

Jack Sparrow
11-01-2007, 06:29 PM
Genci, do you want to have a nice red dot like on WTAworld? :aplot:

what is this?

scarecrows
11-01-2007, 06:31 PM
what is this?

she is talking about bad reputation

at the bottom of each poster information (below the vCash) there is an icon where you can add good or bad reputation for a post made

if you make good reputation (I approve) it appears green in Control Panel
if you make bad reputation (I disapprove) it appears red

you can check you reputation in the top left corner at User CP

Nikki♥
11-02-2007, 03:39 PM
I have decided not to take actions against Genci because I liked his little poem dedicated the the lovely person that I am. He remains bad rep-free for the moment. :p

scarecrows
11-02-2007, 07:07 PM
good for me

Nikki♥
11-04-2007, 07:48 AM
Indeed. Keep the rhymes cumming...ahh...coming.

scarecrows
11-04-2007, 10:27 AM
Jack Sparrow is da man
so come fast while you can
he'll get you from behind
heaven is what you'll find

Nikki♥
11-04-2007, 11:39 AM
:bowdown:

Jack Sparrow
11-06-2007, 11:16 PM
Jack Sparrow is da man
so come fast while you can
he'll get you from behind
heaven is what you'll find

great genci....:wavey:

Jack Sparrow
11-26-2007, 10:24 PM
a great kiss from yours captain jack sparrow!

scarecrows
11-26-2007, 11:49 PM
ehila Beppe

I guess life is even more boring in Foggia during winter

Jack Sparrow
12-11-2007, 08:15 AM
ehila Beppe

I guess life is even more boring in Foggia during winter

maybe....therefore i try to go far from foggia!sunday evening i came back from bologna where i spent a great weekend at motor show....how many wonderful girls i saw!!!!!now i am in foggia and i'll continue to fuck a girl who study with me....she comes from greek!!!!:wavey:

Jack Sparrow
12-20-2007, 10:21 AM
dear guys....xmas is very near and yours captain Jack Sparrow will go on mountain to ski....
now i wish you a merry xmas....:wavey:

scarecrows
12-20-2007, 10:32 AM
hey there Beppe

where exactly are you going?
Hope you have a great time

Jack Sparrow
12-22-2007, 11:34 AM
hey there Beppe

where exactly are you going?
Hope you have a great time

i'll go to sestriere near torino....i adore to ski!!!!

Jack Sparrow
12-24-2007, 06:42 PM
Merry Xmas from yours captain Jack Sparrow....:wavey:

psichogaucho
12-25-2007, 02:34 AM
buon Natale Beppe! :hug:

Jack Sparrow
01-07-2008, 07:45 AM
your captain is hear again....great kiss for everybody!!!!

bad gambler
01-07-2008, 09:58 AM
Jack you should meet up with Kostas for a coffee.

scarecrows
01-07-2008, 10:52 AM
your captain is hear again....great kiss for everybody!!!!

how was Sestrieres?

did you see any VIP there, or is everybody going to Cortina?

Jack Sparrow
01-07-2008, 03:33 PM
Jack you should meet up with Kostas for a coffee.

who is kostas?and how can meet him?:eek:

Jack Sparrow
01-07-2008, 03:36 PM
how was Sestrieres?

did you see any VIP there, or is everybody going to Cortina?

i met in sestriere mauro picotto, a great dj who plays also in Ibiza, and Jerry Calà, one of my favourite italian actor...i saw their show in tabata disco, a sestriere's discoteque....:worship:

scarecrows
01-07-2008, 03:38 PM
i met in sestriere mauro picotto, a great dj who plays also in Ibiza, and Jerry Calà, one of my favourite italian actor...i saw their show in tabata disco, a sestriere's discoteque....:worship:

yes, i know both of them

Jerry hasnt been doing many movies lately, has he?

Jack Sparrow
01-07-2008, 09:51 PM
yes, i know both of them

Jerry hasnt been doing many movies lately, has he?

now he is doing a new movie...the last he did is VITA SMERALDA...2 years ago!!!

Jack Sparrow
01-18-2008, 11:30 AM
hello guys....how are you?and where are you?kisses from jack...;)

Nathaliia
01-19-2008, 10:43 AM
Ciao Jack, how are you?

I am okay :) Watching the AO.

scarecrows
01-19-2008, 12:01 PM
hey Beppe

i guess you were a bit scared for Federer today

Nikki♥
01-19-2008, 02:04 PM
Hello captain Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow
01-20-2008, 08:41 AM
wonderful guys...is funny hear you again!nathii and nikki came back too....a great kisses from your lovely captain...:wavey:

Jack Sparrow
01-20-2008, 08:46 AM
hey Beppe

i guess you were a bit scared for Federer today

a great scary for me in the match against tipsarevic...federer finally won an epic match!!!tipsarevic played a great tennis also in the fifth set,but roger with class and a great heart won the match...tipsarevic didn't loss the match,but federer won the match....

Nathaliia
01-20-2008, 09:51 AM
You are right, Federer impressed me a lot. But do you like Tipsarevic too after this match? :p He's not bad!

Jack Sparrow
01-21-2008, 05:56 PM
You are right, Federer impressed me a lot. But do you like Tipsarevic too after this match? :p He's not bad!

great player tipsarevic...now we have to see if he will confirm game's level showed against roger!if he will do it,i think that he will end the year in the first 25 players in the ranking...:worship:

scarecrows
01-21-2008, 07:24 PM
Tipsarevic is so talented but his head hasnt been on tennis all the time

if he does that he surely goes top 25

Jack Sparrow
02-17-2008, 08:56 PM
Hi guys...how are you?kisses from beppe...

Nikki♥
05-02-2008, 05:37 PM
A video dedicated to Captain Jack :bowdown:

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Fired Up!
05-03-2008, 03:15 PM
:haha:

Nathaliia
05-03-2008, 03:20 PM
Where is Jack :sad:?

Nikki♥
05-03-2008, 03:35 PM
Sailing the seven seas...and boning some girls.

scarecrows
03-04-2010, 05:04 PM
Jack is surely missed in here