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Funniest post of 2008

Action Jackson
03-05-2007, 12:46 PM
For all the classic posts on MTF should be admired in this thread.

scarecrows
03-05-2007, 12:48 PM
great idea

although we've lost many gems in these 2 months already

GlennMirnyi
03-05-2007, 02:23 PM
We should put as first that post where the guy says Nadal has superb touch at the net. :haha:

Pfloyd
03-05-2007, 02:25 PM
We should put as first that post where the guy says Nadal has superb touch at the net. :haha:

:rolleyes:

Naranoc
03-05-2007, 04:07 PM
Probably not the funniest, but for a newcomer, this guy has it all sorted out :tape:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4901260&postcount=75

I love them all so much, but if i have to chose ten..

1.Gonzalez: Nearthental, primitive, violent, i think the reason dulko is playing so bad is because he hit her, he injures her, poor girl.
2.Rafa: pumping and jumping all around like a crazy pig, cerdo.
3.Agassi: marketer, self-aware, a lie, atp gave him some slams it was good for the business.
4.Robredo: whiner, little girl, become a man.
5.Nalbandian: stop eating fatass, he's changing to one handed so he can hold a steak or some twinkies with the left.
5.Canas: cheater, i wonder how many pills he took to win Costa do Saupie .
6.Puerta: cheater.
7.Gaudio, get a shrink, suicide yourself, crazy asshole.
9.Youzhny, the gratest chocker all time, lobotomy needed.
10.Gicquel, i hate the way he clean his left hand in the raquet when he's receiving, what nasty thing he does during break time.

safin-rules-no.1
03-05-2007, 04:09 PM
Probably not the funniest, but for a newcomer, this guy has it all sorted out :tape:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4901260&postcount=75

:haha:

this guy is great :worship: :worship: :worship:

Pfloyd
03-05-2007, 04:16 PM
Probably not the funniest, but for a newcomer, this guy has it all sorted out :tape:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4901260&postcount=75

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

lau
03-05-2007, 04:24 PM
There were too many in GM today!!!

gogirl or gogogirl made quite a few...

this 2 literaly made me laugh out loud, but I´m sure they aren´t her best :lol:

I don't agree.
System Round Robin should be introduced not only in this Elite Tournment, but in majority of tennis Tours ( maybe not in Grand Slams tour, because it would be too exhausting for players ). It was very good idea. Congratulation to originators and tennis authorities. This idea with electronic systems of checking the outs and questionable balls was great too.

Dear people. Don't you understand, that this system is good ( Round Robin system is not antimissile defence system. It is quite another thing) . I don't know, how should I it explain, that Round Robin system is proper one. Some systems are good and some ones are redundant.

Sunset of Age
03-05-2007, 04:27 PM
There have been so many new tards/trolls/delusional fangrlz appearing at MTF lately that I must admit I've lost track of all the posted :bs: ...

scarecrows
03-05-2007, 04:31 PM
so can this also be a funny post in the first meaning of the word or it has to be funny in a retarded way?

zicofirol
03-05-2007, 04:36 PM
There were too many in GM today!!!

gogirl or gogogirl made quite a few...

this 2 literaly made me laugh out loud, but I´m sure they aren´t her best :lol:

haha, where are those two mtw post? cant say im not surprised.. BTW my response to this thread was, "every mtw post" lol....

lau
03-05-2007, 04:39 PM
haha, where are those two mtw post? cant say im not surprised.. BTW my response to this thread was, "every mtw post" lol....

After the upgrade when you click in the http://imgsrv2.tennisuniverse.com/mtf/images/buttons/viewpost.gif next to the name in the quote it takes you to the original post ;)

so can this also be a funny post in the first meaning of the word or it has to be funny in a retarded way?
Maybe both? I think the last ones are easier to find anyway :lol:

mtw
03-05-2007, 05:09 PM
haha, where are those two mtw post? cant say im not surprised.. BTW my response to this thread was, "every mtw post" lol....

First, you must read your posts, because they are such imbecile, that it is not known, if it's better to laugh or to cry. And leave Kazimierz Pulaski in peace. Find another idol, because Pulaski overturned in his grave, if he would read your posts and your opinions.

zicofirol
03-05-2007, 05:34 PM
First, you must read your posts, because they are such imbecile, that it is not known, if it's better to laugh or to cry. And leave Kazimierz Pulaski in peace. Find another idol, because Pulaski overturned in his grave, if he would read your posts and your opinions.

resorting to insults again? didnt that get you banned already?

oh and the sig is a link to a song...


btw, that tiziano27 post is a classic also, lmao...

mtw
03-05-2007, 05:45 PM
resorting to insults again? didnt that get you banned already?

oh and the sig is a link to a song...


btw, that tiziano27 post is a classic also, lmao...

You insult all and you don't see it or your niveau of intelligence is too small to catch it.Detach from Pulaski. You have your american heros and use your national symbols for instance:,, I am your great supporter George B. or something alike''

Blue Heart24
03-05-2007, 05:53 PM
I love them all so much, but if i have to chose ten..

1.Gonzalez: Nearthental, primitive, violent, i think the reason dulko is playing so bad is because he hit her, he injures her, poor girl.
2.Rafa: pumping and jumping all around like a crazy pig, cerdo.
3.Agassi: marketer, self-aware, a lie, atp gave him some slams it was good for the business.
4.Robredo: whiner, little girl, become a man.
5.Nalbandian: stop eating fatass, he's changing to one handed so he can hold a steak or some twinkies with the left.
5.Canas: cheater, i wonder how many pills he took to win Costa do Saupie .
6.Puerta: cheater.
7.Gaudio, get a shrink, suicide yourself, crazy asshole.
9.Youzhny, the gratest chocker all time, lobotomy needed.
10.Gicquel, i hate the way he clean his left hand in the raquet when he's receiving, what nasty thing he does during break time.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

zicofirol
03-05-2007, 06:22 PM
THis is stupid funny but still funny:

Edit again: want to give specific reasons:


canas - Doping cheater + lunatic
gaudio - Doping cheater + untalented
puerta - Doping cheater to the max
coria - Doping cheater + overhyped + awful attitude
rios Probably the worst No1 in the history of tennis
roddick american mega-hyped, over-marketed product. looks like he doesn't care for the sport with the exception when he get's his ass wiped from the opponent. I have NEVER heard him praise the opponent's game except when he got MAULED by Federer. Until 2 months ago did not even have a clue how to play a backhand slice approach to the net, a volley or a lob. Brutally OVERRATED. In close contention with Rios as the worst No1 in history.
gilbert That guy is just an idiot.
connors Most tournaments won in history? A JOKE! 75% of those tournaments were today's CHALLENGER categories and in the US. His grunting and scenes on the court were faaaaar from entertaining. Probably the worst hair-cut ever in tennis. Although I give him his props for other things he has done.
sampras Another OVER-hyped marketing machine. Totally without ANY personality on and off the court. In today's SLOWED courts and balls tennis wouldn't make it in the TOP 5. Best player EVER? Give me a break please.
boris becker hated his hair-cut, his coughing, his serve motion, his wife, his personality. hated him most when he won the US Open against Lendl in a 5th set tiebreaker winning it with a lucky net ball


Sampras not top 5 and overhyped, hahahaha...

Lee
03-05-2007, 07:30 PM
Oh please, there are many funny posts in MTF without retard posts!

tangerine_dream
03-08-2007, 01:31 AM
Probably not the funniest, but for a newcomer, this guy has it all sorted out :tape:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4901260&postcount=75
:lol: No way is that tiziano poster a newbie. He knows too much and he's got the MTF jargon down cold.

NyGeL
03-08-2007, 02:03 AM
First, you must read your posts, because they are such imbecile, that it is not known, if it's better to laugh or to cry. And leave Kazimierz Pulaski in peace. Find another idol, because Pulaski overturned in his grave, if he would read your posts and your opinions.

this topic is called "funniest post of 2007" and those posts are to :rolls:

artlinkletter
03-08-2007, 06:22 PM
Hitchhiker comes up with quite a few hysterical posts, and not in the retarded way.
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4530164&postcount=117

Re: Rafa wins AO or I LEAVE MTF

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

THIS THREAD SUCKS BECAUSE: (Place X where applies)

[_] Fake account
[_] It asks when and/or will Nadal become #1 in the world
[_] It is a Nadal v Federer thread where making sense is prohibited
[_] It assumes Federer will forever be on top of the tennis world
[X] It is a lame ass troll attempt
[X] It is a “Threaten to leave” thread
[X] It was started by Rafa=FedKilla
[_] It over hypes players that don’t deserve it
[_] It contains the Croatian contingent in a argument either among themselves or with others
[_] It was started by JustCause
[_] Original Posters grammar makes me suspect the post was written by 4 year old
[_] It claims Player X career is over after 1 bad loss
[_] It tries to determine the best player ever (on any surface) for the 200th time
[_] It asks when or if a young player will ever reach their potential after a totally expected loss
[_] It is a serious discussion of a exhibition match
[_] It proclaims a 16-18 year olds career is finished after a couple of first round losses
[_] It has the word Gilbert in the subject line
[_] It discusses doubles when its not a Davis Cup weekend
[_] It is a serious discussion of a clay clowns chances at a clay event or in a individual match against a competent clay player
[_] It is the annual thread where people bitch about clay courters not showing up and embarrassing themselves on grass
[_] LOL Jerry Seinfeld
[_] To much sex talk in this thread
[_] It speculates whether player X is on dope without any evidence
[X] It asks/assumes Safin is finished in tennis after a totally expected few first round loss to the local baker in the first round of small tournament X
[_] Use the damn search engine
[_] It accuses the loser of choking when he did nothing of the sort
[_] It talks about fake injuries and/or fake injury time outs
[_] Cramp is called a injury
[_] BROKEN CAPS LOCK
[_] It claims females can be competitive with males in any form of tennis
[X] Wrong forum, douche

:haha::haha::worship:

Naranoc
03-08-2007, 06:23 PM
Hitchhiker comes up with quite a few hysterical posts, and not in the retarded way.
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4530164&postcount=117



:haha::haha::worship:

This thread would have much more than two pages if we could include 2006 posts :p
I agree though, most of hitchhiker's are hilarious, espeically the NTRP one :lol:

artlinkletter
03-08-2007, 06:25 PM
Whoops, didn't look at the date. My bad. Still hilarious nevertheless.

shotgun
03-08-2007, 11:20 PM
hitchhiker :worship:

He should post more often.

Snowwy
03-09-2007, 03:33 PM
Here's a good one.

Serena Williams, the best player of her generation, has a lethal game when she's at her best. With 50 pounds less and more dedication to the game, she would overpower Federer and pushes him to 3 sets. And probably beat him.

Joyce_23
03-09-2007, 04:50 PM
Here's a good one.

I have to agree with that one. He/she also defends this opinion in a funny way. You could nominate the whole thread. :lol:

lau
03-10-2007, 01:08 PM
After Korolev defeated Greul :lol: :lol:
Sucks for Greul, he's supposed to be the better player of the 2

*Ljubica*
03-23-2007, 05:52 PM
After reading some of the famous mtw's posts today, I thought this thread should be resurrected. So how about:-

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5078751&postcount=23

What is the purpose of your topics? Is something wrong with your head? Go to psychiatrist. Have you something against Muslims? Are you Polish journalist? What do you want exactly? The great inspection is coming. This law is very good. It founds, that all people, who were involved in emmissary activity ( including KGB, CIA, MOSAD and others not only SB ) have to be moved away from public offices. And very well. And this, that journalists must be inspected, is brilliant.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=5077425&postcount=11

There are many TV series on Discovery for instance: Forensic Medicine. They show, what American men make with their wives. They do that. And what, that a crime is discovered after 10 or 20 years? It gives nothing. The mentality of some men is just so. They are very aggressive and they can be harmful for weaker persons: not only for woman, for children too.

*Viva Chile*
03-23-2007, 06:08 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4739893&postcount=2932

I think Federebear would've done a better job at the Safin-Roddick match.
Marat would vent to the ump and FederBear would just give him a look and not talk at all. Eventually Marat would run out of energy and/or things to complain about, so he'll just play tennis.

Marat: :shout:

Feder-Bear: ... :) ...

Marat: :mad: :fiery:

Feder-Bear: ... :) ...

Marat: :banghead: :ras: :shout:

Feder-Bear: ... :) ...

Marat: ... :awww:

Feder-Bear: ... :) ...

Marat: ... :D ...

Feder-Bear: ... :) ...

Marat: ... :hearts: ... :shrug: ... :tennis:

scarecrows
03-23-2007, 07:11 PM
the Hitchiker's post about 'Every era is full of clowns' is pure gold

jayjay
03-23-2007, 07:20 PM
The funniest (genuinly) post I've seen this year was made by Scoobs...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/182/407991955_4bd5b55448_o.jpg

tangerine_dream
09-18-2008, 08:55 PM
Bump.

Too bad you didn't make one for 2008. Jaap's quote here (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=7014153&postcount=20) was one of the best. :lol:

Black Adam
09-18-2008, 10:00 PM
For this year i will go with the rants of some posters right after the Wimbledon final claiming tennis was dead when at the same time MTF was experiencing a record turnout of members and visitors who i can only assume weren't here to mourn for tennis'passing but it's revival. The best gems were from groundstroke.

l_mac
09-18-2008, 11:07 PM
scarecrows made a post imitating another MTF member that literally made me spit out what I was drinking. MTF has made me laugh a lot in a non-:retard: way, but that one stands out.

Posts that made me laugh because of their utter stupidity - too many to mention.

GlennMirnyi
09-19-2008, 12:56 AM
C'mon, I-Mac, find the post for us. :D

Corey Feldman
09-19-2008, 01:52 AM
all the best material comes from the gamblers

far too many to name - about 100 a day

Dylan, Jaap and Bilbo are the masters

Fee
09-19-2008, 03:25 AM
Fedace's posts in the gambling forum are great (and his post about wearing women's underwear was classic, but that was at TW not here).

~*BGT*~
09-19-2008, 05:14 AM
The one in Mikey's sig by Toko:

P.S
you is very bitch

GlennMirnyi
09-19-2008, 12:55 PM
Fedace's posts in the gambling forum are great (and his post about wearing women's underwear was classic, but that was at TW not here).

What about the underwear?

elessar
09-19-2008, 01:37 PM
Disappointing number of page in this thread :sad: here's my top 3 (not really in order or necessarily from this year)

due to requests I am making a new thread for this. Some people may be confused with the USTA league ratings (1.0 to 7.0) so here is the official guide.



1.0 - You stink. Your grabbing the wrong end of the racquet and you
think the green fuzz on the ball has something to do with velcro.


1.5 - Your still stink, but you can tie your own tennis shoes and hit a
ball you have got in your hand towards one of the cardinal points
without hitting yourself in the leg.


2.0 - You have taken a few lessons, and the odour is fading. Your strokes
begin to look less like a grandmother waving a flyswatter at a moth
and more like you are actually trying to accomplish something.


2.5 - This is when you start going to the club round robins, and
discover that despite your previous misconceptions, you still stink.
You are doing alright if you are fed the ball, but everyone else is
really just being nice to you until they can win the point without
embarrasing you.


3.0 - Same as 2.5, but with more topspin.


3.5 - The light is dawning. Your feet begin to move more efficiently.
They do not remain glued to the baseline, but begin to move
around the court, even up to the net on those occasions that you
feel like walking back to the fence to pick up the ball that passed
you.


4.0 - Your discovery of how to hit a serve and overhead allows you
to be one of the people politely destroying 2.5 players on
round robin night.


4.5 - The ball goes where you will it to go, with authoritative pace
and spin. You are king. You are undefeated on Round Robin night,
and wish test your mettle with a greater challenge. You ask
to play a match with your club's top players and after getting
your ass whupped that, in fact, you stink. "But", the Div 1 team
says magnanimously, "You are getting better."


5.0 - Around now, pretty much everyone else at your club stinks.
League play is the only way to get a decent match, and you're
starting to think pretty well of yourself.


5.5 - You crush some 5.0 punk in a league match, and tell him
he stinks.


6.0 - Tennis scholarship. You go to Stanford, play for the university
team, and have some sixteen year old prodigy bagels you in
a practice set and tells you you stink.


6.5 - You are offered a berth in a local ATP qualifier, and lose out
in the pre-draw round robin stage. One of the people in the
audience played tennis with you back in round robin, and he
tells you that you looked pretty good out there, but your
backhand still stinks.


7.0 - The pro level. If you are Tim Henman, your forehand stinks worse than Donald Youngs. You got to this level by yelling at referees, match fixing or taking drugs.

You scream vamos after every point, you have an irritating grunt, put more spin on the ball then anyone else and play in a outfit that superman would be proud of.

Your #1 in the world, you cant seem to figure out why you beat everyone else so easily but you love watching yourself play. You can take weeks off yet come back and beat the opposition while being more concerned about your hairstyle, you have a girlfriend that seems to put on 30 pounds every tournament and you sure hope IMG will make tennis more exciting because at the moment even when you play badly the opponents hand you the match and your wondering if tennis is as fake as the WWE.

You are a Russian drama queen,undisciplined and aren't willing to work hard, at 25 you still cant seem to figure out drinking and partying wont help you win tennis matches. Your a organiser's nightmare as they are not quite sure whether they are paying the appearance fee to one of the best players in the world or someone who is a level below Oscar Hernandez. You go through coaches, like most people go through underwear,but at least you can have a shot of vodka before sleep every night.

Your playing with a gut and it would be great if you could just string together three weeks of consistent tennis. You are good at Davis Cup but thats where it ends. You are under constant pressure as you are the only Argentine not to be busted for drugs but you are being asked for pee samples 3 times a day as a result and maybe that is affecting your tennis.

You have been pro for so long that you as old as most of the current players parents. You have been bold,long haired and everything in between. You walk around the court like you dumped one in your pants and you think Federer is annoying as he just wont let you win one more slam.

You have sued the atp, you are travelling with a pregnant wife and are playing each week with the ultimate goal of "getting to federer". You are being criticised by the gays, the black-Americans, and every minority organisation inthe world. You are so focused on tennis you think the CMONS sound cool.

You get a little confused when your serve keeps being returned, and the pressure of being the next US big hope is getting to you. Your backhand sucks but is a stroke of beauty compared to your volley, not only do you lose matches but you also lost your mojo and you cant quite figure out why you got rid of Gilbert. You have also ruined a promising pie business.
You think Federer sucks but you will keep throwing the kitchen sink at him.

You serve out of a tree, dont do anything else, play 1029838485 tiebreaks a year and you're boring to watch. John McEnroe and Bud Collins are saying inane things about you on international television. And people on menstennisforums are still debating whether or not you stink.

:speakles:

So, there were a lot of mens matches on earlier tonight. And then not so many. So I decided to watch Mardy Fish on Sky interactive.

Two American commentators.

Turns out they were Luke Jensen and Doug Adler.

I swear I will NEVER, NEVER complain about a British commentator again. :speakles:

Serious.

Just unbelievable.

And now Mardy's staying back on serve. Yeah, that's why he's an all court master, Doug. He has the weapons. He does. He must be licking his chops looking at this draw. Who we got in here? Monfils? Nalbandian? He's got to be looking at them thinking he can win some matches here. No doubt Luke, he has it all. The serve - The serve. The backhand. He has the backhand, Doug. And now if he wins this tiebreak ... if he wins this tibreak that'll be a huge advantage. I can't tell you what an advantage it is to take the first set, Luke. Sometimes people don't realise what a big deal ... It's a big deal. HUGE. It's confidence. It's confidence, Doug and when your confidence is up then .. There's the set! Mardy Fish. he's got more game. You think we're looking at a Rafael Nadal body here? hahahahaha - Not like Rafa haha. You think Rafa just has that body, he works for it. Go watch this guy on the practise courts ... running ... jumping rope. He's working extra hard. He works, Doug. And there's Mardy sitting down, he'll be feeling good one set up. It's huge for his confidence. Check out other results on www.usopen.org. Who else is on there? On the website? Murphy Jensen. Hahaha, oh yeah, get the brother in! What? He's a rockstar now, he's everywhere hahaha. You'll see the difference between a player ranked what - 154? ONE FIFTY FOUR ON THE MONEY. Yeah, 154 and a guy who's a main draw player. Smeets has only won one match at this level. beat some guy ... Lukas Lacko? You know that guy? Oh sure. Good friend, he lives down the street from me hahahahahahaha.We've been courtside for ... how many? Six? Yeah six majors and have you ever seen Rafael Nadal - the bull - he's a bull, Luke, watch his match highlights on www.usopen.org - have you ever seen Rafa Nadal put his head down? Not once, Doug. Not once. Three Wimbledons, Three French opens. Never shows any negative emotion. This is the thing, that's the difference, Mardy Fish has beaten Federer. he has the firepower. He just needs to put it together now. There's a huge difference - HUGE - between being one set all and 2 up. There's a big difference, Luke. Yeah, it's huge. The Fishmeister just needs to play his game. How many matches has Smeets won at this level? Just one, Doug. Against my neighbour Lukas Lacko. hahahahaha Yeah, he lives down the street hahahaha that guy hahahaha. Come on Mardy. That's our guy. He's our guy. This is the US Open.

:speakles:

I need to copy the previous posts too, for it to make sense, I don't know why but it had me in stitches :worship:

Why does it amaze you?
You only have to look at the reaction on MTF when a top player wins an important event.

With all that Federer has accomplished in his career so far, why do so many of his fans care about what Djokovic does or say, Nadal, Roddick, ...?

great :yeah:
Casta, you've been mimied :yeah:

Neely
09-19-2008, 03:09 PM
Bilbo often makes me laugh with some posts, even when he doesn't say one of his banner phrases he often has an incredible subtle funnyness in them :lol:

But the best stuff was recently this quote of somebody (currently don't remember anymore who it was, its.like.that or Jaap maybe?) which shotgun had in his signature: "covers are off, play about to start" in which he meant not to refer to tennis action... :rolls:

scarecrows
09-19-2008, 05:27 PM
But the best stuff was recently this quote of somebody (currently don't remember anymore who it was, its.like.that or Jaap maybe?) which shotgun had in his signature: "covers are off, play about to start" in which he meant not to refer to tennis action... :rolls:

that post was from a couple of years before or even more. shotgun likes to dig golden posts from the past

it was its.like.that BTW

Corey Feldman
09-19-2008, 06:26 PM
the hitchiker stuff is way overated and basically aload of... well, shiet

anyway, this is the real deal material - from the legend known as Dylan, who else ;) latest gems

fucking fixer should be in prison getting donkey kong fucked by some black guy named jerome

brooklyn decker is going to get a beating tonight from duck.
run bitch run

novak deserved everything the NY crowd said/did to him.
it was unfortunate that i was not there this year.
i'd have loved to heckle/boo him

Andi-M
09-19-2008, 10:27 PM
I agree with Escude dylan, Jaap and Bilbo are my fave posters they are hilarious!!!

Bibberz
09-19-2008, 11:21 PM
Good thread, George.

This is my personal favorite. It's from the "California Becomes the 2nd State in the USA to Legalize Same-Sex Marriage" thread.
Well, different man, different thought. No bad feeling. You wrote what u were thinking, me as well. You like bathing or sleeping together with gay...it's ok, for me, i will choose the private bathroom and tell them i have a stomachache, it just how the way we dont hurt their feelings. One thing for you to know i dont hate anyone, i understand they cant choose their sex orientation just like we cant choose our parents. case closed.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=7222542&postcount=149

Fee
09-20-2008, 02:39 AM
What about the underwear?

http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=215538

Post #15.

The Freak
09-20-2008, 03:53 AM
Too lazy to search for it but someone wrote down some commentary by Luke Jensen & Doug Adler during the Fish-Smeets USO match...funniest post I've seen this year.

Fee
09-20-2008, 04:43 AM
You mean the one quoted in post #40 of this thread?

finishingmove
10-19-2008, 07:28 PM
this person's depiction of the gooch

Chris is basically an average guy earning a great living at something he is terrible at.

Henry Chinaski
10-20-2008, 11:03 AM
The best match review in the history of tennis after Murray beat Verdasco in Dubai:

both played according to their looks: murray ugly, verdasco stupid

disgusting match

Also the post by scarecrows where he made a collection of all of Jaap's return of serve methods. I was laughing harder and harder with each one. Can't find it though (ok I didn't look to be honest).

Too many to mention in the gambling livescore threads.

Naranoc
10-20-2008, 11:15 AM
There were quite a few sequences of return of serve methods compiled in the Jaap appreciation thread :lol: That might be it.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=120916

scarecrows
10-20-2008, 11:24 AM
Also the post by scarecrows where he made a collection of all of Jaap's return of serve methods. I was laughing harder and harder with each one. Can't find it though (ok I didn't look to be honest).


credit where it's due, it was shotgun

finishingmove
10-20-2008, 11:26 AM
from that thread...

Lalo is inside Marat's head.

I think he would rather be in his arse though.

:spit:

this thread might as well be merged with it. jaap's comments are a big majority of the funny on MTF

leng jai
10-20-2008, 12:45 PM
LoL

Tom Paulman
10-20-2008, 10:39 PM
I see that some of you guys have been reading various "Worst album covers of all time" lists lately :lol:

Anyway, here's a nomination:

3 sets, 2 mugs, 1 match.

:worship: :worship: :worship:

Absolute classic that became an instant MTF catchphrase.

Henry Chinaski
10-21-2008, 12:22 AM
There were quite a few sequences of return of serve methods compiled in the Jaap appreciation thread :lol: That might be it.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=120916

that was the one, thanks. no idea why I thought scarecrows pput is together. anyway the whole thread is pure gold.

leng jai
10-21-2008, 01:19 AM
There were quite a few sequences of return of serve methods compiled in the Jaap appreciation thread :lol: That might be it.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=120916

Thanks Jenny, I missed this one :worship:

NyGeL
10-21-2008, 08:52 PM
that post from Hitchikcher is amazing!

Corey Feldman
10-23-2008, 07:55 PM
Dylan has sniffed out every fix in this St Peterburg Open

russian mafia: "hey donkey, take a dive"
donkey: "haven't i made you enough money you greedy bastards. my wrist hurts. i'm not playing anymore. one more fix and atp will suspend me for life"
russian mafia: "ok, we will call mr safin and youzhny instead to do the job."
safin: "i want 10 blond whores if you want me to do this fix"
youzhny: "does this mean i can't salute the crowd after the match"

GlennMirnyi
10-23-2008, 08:07 PM
http://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/showthread.php?t=215538

Post #15.

I don't know why but i find Women's underwear and shoes more comfortable than men's. and women's tennis shoe has much better colors, especially Nikes.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Amazing stuff.

Thanks, darling. :hug: :)

scarecrows
10-23-2008, 08:14 PM
Dylan has sniffed out every fix in this St Peterburg Open

I loved especially the Youzhny reply at the end

finishingmove
11-30-2008, 09:06 PM
talk about dylan...

On spanish radio i hear that after the match Nalby and Calleri have been punching each other in the locker room , and Nalby didn't attend the press conference and has been fined with $10000
:eek:
:eek: http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc179/SnooFoo828/emoticon/009.gif


:eek: http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc179/SnooFoo828/emoticon/009.gif

test



On spanish radio i hear that after the match Nalby and Calleri have been punching each other in the locker room , and Nalby didn't attend the press conference and has been fined with $10000
:eek:
they were fighting over the last burrito in the post match buffet

"test" :lol:

NinaNina19
11-30-2008, 10:24 PM
Not because Murray was mentioned:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=6675496&postcount=20
both played according to their looks: murray ugly, verdasco stupid

disgusting match

TankingTheSet
11-30-2008, 10:54 PM
Not because Murray was mentioned:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=6675496&postcount=20

:haha: That's a great quote. :haha:

jonathancrane
12-01-2008, 04:45 PM
Boredo. He should be selling oranges on a street corner, not making millions playing tennis.

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

Henry Chinaski
12-01-2008, 09:31 PM
Not because Murray was mentioned:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=6675496&postcount=20

I mentioned that one on the last page. Classic match review.

scarecrows
12-06-2008, 01:00 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=7658351&postcount=4799

better if you read the previous 2 pages to get the whole drift

Naranoc
12-06-2008, 07:13 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=7658351&postcount=4799

better if you read the previous 2 pages to get the whole drift

I remember laughing insanely at kostas' reactions then :lol:. The whole thread is comic.

scarecrows
12-06-2008, 07:15 PM
I remember laughing insanely at kostas' reactions then :lol:. The whole thread is comic.

the MSN discussion that preceded that was even better

Naranoc
12-06-2008, 07:16 PM
the MSN discussion that preceded that was even better

Do you have any records of it?

scarecrows
12-06-2008, 07:22 PM
Do you have any records of it?

sadly not, maybe Felip does

jonathancrane
12-07-2008, 03:54 PM
..

Naranoc
12-08-2008, 11:10 AM
This was pretty good, especially the wording in the 2nd paragraph :lol:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=7398281&postcount=14

reggie1
12-20-2008, 10:05 PM
Fast clay called the man in my avvie "A ball of fluff" and it made me laugh.