I just discovered the most amazingly shaped Malteser at the bottom of a packet!

02-28-2007, 12:00 AM
It seems to have been fused together from numerous smaller balls of chocolate, so that it resembles a lumpy misshapen mass, almost like some bizarre avant-garde statue.

Yes, it's been a slow day.

02-28-2007, 12:13 AM
Do we get to see a pic?

02-28-2007, 12:17 AM
Malt Balls :hearts:

Thank you, you've made my day:) Guess it doesn't take much to make us all happy;) You did not eat it did you?

02-28-2007, 12:20 AM
If I were to scan it into my computer, would I then be unable to eat it due to radiation and whatnot? Or am I showing considerable ignorance here?

02-28-2007, 12:27 AM
There isn't any radiation in the scanner but would you really want to eat it after it has touched your scanner? ;) Anyway I have had an offer I can not refuse. To dance with my youngest to "Island in the Sun" by Weezer. Sam is a pretty good dancer :inlove: He has moves you wouldn't believe;)

02-28-2007, 12:39 AM
Here it is:

02-28-2007, 12:41 AM
Are you safin-rules-no.1 in disguise? :help: :p

02-28-2007, 12:54 AM
Adam shouldn't you be sleeping? :eek:

02-28-2007, 12:57 AM
Are you safin-rules-no.1 in disguise? :help: :p

Why, does he have a penchant for sharing egregious pieces of confectionery with MTF in the middle of the night?

02-28-2007, 01:15 AM
looks like a piece of shit


02-28-2007, 02:55 AM
Is there a side view?

02-28-2007, 03:03 AM
Afraid not, it's been binned.

02-28-2007, 03:25 AM
Here it is:

post it on e-bay and say it was found at that archeological site that James Cameron is going to make a movie off. then everyone will think it's a piece of Mary Magdalene's turd.

02-28-2007, 06:00 AM
It looks like those clusters of chocolate covered raisins :banana:

Maltesers... :hearts:

Peta Pan
02-28-2007, 06:35 AM
It looks like those clusters of chocolate covered raisins :banana:

Maltesers... :hearts:

Ahhhh that's what it looks like, I was trying to work it out. Chocolate sultanas :yeah:

I would still have eaten it after scanning it :p Chocolate (especially maltesers) are too good to waste :eek:

02-28-2007, 01:04 PM
Here it is:

Now what would Freud say about this? Son- you have an anal-oral confectionary fixation . Do you love your mother and your father? ;)
Better yet- What would Lucy say? " All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."

02-28-2007, 03:19 PM
are maltesers like whoppers?

03-01-2007, 02:18 AM

03-01-2007, 02:20 AM
oh. okay. i love whoppers. they're kinda dry though. like if you eat too much and you don't have a beverage. that's bad.

03-01-2007, 02:25 AM
Other whoppers good with a beverage...



03-01-2007, 04:10 AM
By far, one of the best threads created in the history of MTF.
Props to you Sjeng. :worship:

03-01-2007, 02:16 PM
It looks like am image of Jesus, age 1 month.
You could get a lot of money for this on eBay.
The wood panelling in my elevator has an image of the Virgin Mary and the eyes and hair are exactly like Tammy Faye Baker. I consider this double value, but the condo owners will not let me cut it out and sell it.

03-01-2007, 06:34 PM
You should have kept it.

Almost certainly, it would have won the Turner Prize. It just needs an appropriate name, something suitably pretentious and meaningless. Something like: the sound of one hand clapping.

Any other ideas?

tennis lover
03-02-2007, 03:42 PM
:lol: I've had lots of those, you obviously don't eat Maltesers often enough Sjengster! ;)

03-02-2007, 07:42 PM
Oh wow :) Great topic :lol: Once i decided to eat a malteaser and some ham sandwich at the same time, don't ever do it, i was nearly sick and have been scared of that combination ever since :p