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AD's Valentine's Day Advice (For men)

AgassiDomination
02-14-2007, 04:31 PM
Guys, today is the day. We all know and agree that Valentine's Day is nothing more than a commerical excuse to get guys to buy flowers and chocolate for their girlfriends/wives/mistresses. We all hate it too, and for good reason. Of course, to your significant other its like a second birthday and if we ever want to see them covered in whipped cream or whatever your fetish is, we have to go along with the almost ritualistic process of flower-giving.

Take heart, my brothers! I have formulated a plan that can finally put an ended to this day. We must band together as men and follow the following steps:

Tell your girl to go out and get a manicure, facial, and that micro-dermabration thing.

Tell your girl to get a make over fit for a star.

Tell her to wear that red dress that just makes her look even more stunning.

Tell her to wear those diamond earrings you bought her that she still thinks are real.

Now when she comes up to you all glammed up, it is important that you say these exact words, "Baby, I'm sorry. We're not going out tonight. I just wanted to show you how fake this day is and how men are also tricked into buying presents."

When your woman hears these words, tears will form in her eyes from being overjoyed. She will thank you for enlightening her on the terrible hardship man has to go through every February 14th!

My fellow man, if we can band together and follow these steps, in three years we can put an end to this so-called holiday and we will be free.

This has been your Valentine's Tip of the Day.

scarecrows
02-14-2007, 04:38 PM
what's the slap in the face ratio of this actions?

joeb_uk
02-14-2007, 04:47 PM
Now when she comes up to you all glammed up, it is important that you say these exact words, "Baby, I'm sorry. We're not going out tonight. I just wanted to show you how fake this day is and how men are also tricked into buying presents."

:lol: That is another classic from you. Or an easier way is, just don't buy her a single thing, a present, a card (nothing) or even acknowledge the day, and then if she questions it, lay the facts to her. And if she continues whining, ditch the bitch!

sondraj06
02-14-2007, 06:37 PM
O.K I love how men always bring up that valentines day is some conspiracy to trick men into spending money, like we don't buy gifts. honey we spend money too.

AgassiDomination
02-14-2007, 06:58 PM
O.K I love how men always bring up that valentines day is some conspiracy to trick men into spending money, like we don't buy gifts. honey we spend money too.

Women spend it willingly, we spend it because we are forced into it.

sondraj06
02-14-2007, 07:18 PM
If that's what you choose to believe. poor victim

joeb_uk
02-14-2007, 07:22 PM
Women spend it willingly, we spend it because we are forced into it.

The number 1 rule is you don't let women force you into anything. Just be your own man, and do what the hell you want :yeah:

sondraj06
02-14-2007, 07:31 PM
you all act as though it's such a hassel buying a damn teddy bear and some choclate, wow really getting into your pockets. and if you have a girl who expects the world at her feet for v day then whose fault is that, your dating her. Blame yourself

Mistaflava
02-14-2007, 07:35 PM
you all act as though it's such a hassel buying a damn teddy bear and some choclate, wow really getting into your pockets. and if you have a girl who expects the world at her feet for v day then whose fault is that, your dating her. Blame yourself


When are you going to realize that it's mostly little boys who run around this site? Any guy who doesn't enjoy spending on Valentine's Day is a) a cheap piece of shit and/or b) gay...simple as that.

It takes a man to appreciate women and Valentine's Day and if you're looking for men on this site, you'll find maybe one or two...the rest are all little immature punks regardless of their age.

Carito_90
02-14-2007, 07:55 PM
The number 1 rule is you don't let women force you into anything. Just be your own man, and do what the hell you want :yeah:

No, the number one rule is to treat the girl you like like a princess, otherwise don't even wasting her time with you. ;)

When are you going to realize that it's mostly little boys who run around this site? Any guy who doesn't enjoy spending on Valentine's Day is a) a cheap piece of shit and/or b) gay...simple as that.

It takes a man to appreciate women and Valentine's Day and if you're looking for men on this site, you'll find maybe one or two...the rest are all little immature punks regardless of their age.


;)

joeb_uk
02-14-2007, 08:09 PM
No, the number one rule is to treat the girl you like like a princess, otherwise don't even wasting her time with you. ;)




;)

Maybe if the girl is your daughter, but otherwise, no way :lol:

AgassiDomination
02-14-2007, 08:13 PM
you all act as though it's such a hassel buying a damn teddy bear and some choclate, wow really getting into your pockets. and if you have a girl who expects the world at her feet for v day then whose fault is that, your dating her. Blame yourself

Why can't you be happy with a guy without all of that on V Day?

AgassiDomination
02-14-2007, 08:15 PM
No, the number one rule is to treat the girl you like like a princess, otherwise don't even wasting her time with you. ;)




;)

Well if she isn't a princess, then there is no sense in making her feel like one. I wouldn't want to put her in a dream world.

joeb_uk
02-14-2007, 08:18 PM
Well if she isn't a princess, then there is no sense in making her feel like one. I wouldn't want to put her in a dream world.

Exactly, why would you want to treat a normal person like a princess :shrug:

Carito_90
02-14-2007, 08:21 PM
Exactly, why would you want to treat a normal person like a princess :shrug:

Because she's supposed to be the most important woman in your life? Just saying.

Well if she isn't a princess, then there is no sense in making her feel like one. I wouldn't want to put her in a dream world.

:rolleyes: I'm not talking about buying her a castle and a pony.

Mistaflava
02-14-2007, 08:24 PM
Exactly, why would you want to treat a normal person like a princess :shrug:


Dude...if you're half a guy, you're gonna treat every girl you take out like a princess...or else there's no point taking her out. Try it out and see where it gets you...just a piece of friendly advice.

Naranoc
02-14-2007, 08:25 PM
Sorry to be irritating and interrupt this amusing debate, but I think the thread starter should be changing the thread title from 'advise' ---> verb, to 'advice' ---> noun, which is the suitable word :p

It's bugging me :banana:

Mistaflava
02-14-2007, 08:27 PM
:haha:

Carito_90
02-14-2007, 08:28 PM
:lol: Point taken Jenni.

AgassiDomination
02-14-2007, 08:43 PM
Sorry to be irritating and interrupt this amusing debate, but I think the thread starter should be changing the thread title from 'advise' ---> verb, to 'advice' ---> noun, which is the suitable word :p

It's bugging me :banana:

:o

AgassiDomination
02-14-2007, 08:49 PM
Because she's supposed to be the most important woman in your life? Just saying.



:rolleyes: I'm not talking about buying her a castle and a pony.

No need in treating her as anything more or less than she is, IMO.

Mistaflava
02-14-2007, 08:57 PM
No need in treating her as anything more or less than she is, IMO.


Well that goes to show what kind of girls you're into...or sorry, what kind of girls you can get.

MisterQ
02-14-2007, 08:57 PM
:rolleyes: I'm not talking about buying her a castle and a pony.

Most women will settle for just a pony.

joeb_uk
02-14-2007, 08:57 PM
No need in treating her as anything more or less than she is, IMO.

Exactly how I see it :D

lau
02-14-2007, 09:01 PM
Dude...if you're half a guy, you're gonna treat every girl you take out like a princess...or else there's no point taking her out. Try it out and see where it gets you...just a piece of friendly advice.

ok..., I actually agree with you :eek: :p
And it´s mutual, I mean, I won´t treat my man like a princess :lol: , but I´m going to treat him the best way possible. And I´m not talking about Valentine Day particularly, I don´t "celebrate" it, but if it´s important for the person you´re with? That´s what you do when you go out with someone or you love someone, you respect that person´s tastes and try to please him/her, try not to hurt him/her, etc...
What´s the point of hurting someone you go out with or love? :shrug:

AgassiDomination
02-14-2007, 09:01 PM
Well that goes to show what kind of girls you're into...or sorry, what kind of girls you can get.

Yeah... I guess so. Do you get people who are more than girls?

cobalt60
02-14-2007, 09:07 PM
Sorry to be irritating and interrupt this amusing debate, but I think the thread starter should be changing the thread title from 'advise' ---> verb, to 'advice' ---> noun, which is the suitable word :p

It's bugging me :banana:

:haha: He did not take your advice;)

sondraj06
02-14-2007, 10:09 PM
When are you going to realize that it's mostly little boys who run around this site? Any guy who doesn't enjoy spending on Valentine's Day is a) a cheap piece of shit and/or b) gay...simple as that.

It takes a man to appreciate women and Valentine's Day and if you're looking for men on this site, you'll find maybe one or two...the rest are all little immature punks regardless of their age.

:) I agree :wavey:

Carito_90
02-14-2007, 10:29 PM
Well that goes to show what kind of girls you're into...or sorry, what kind of girls you can get.

:lol: