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Abracadabra


Chloe le Bopper
08-14-2002, 07:40 AM
Yes folks, now we have one too :p

In here you can dump 90% of your posts, while talking about absolutely nothing and everthing - but NONE of it can be about the player that this forum is all about!

*shakes head and points finger*

You may begin :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-14-2002, 07:43 AM
To lay down the rules :

1 - You may ONLY talk about Juan Carlos if you are posting a picture of him and gushing about him. If he starts dating a tennis star, you may also post picture of her, and proceed to gush about how cute they are, combine their names into something obscure and refer to them as that for the rest of eternity.

2 - You may not talk about anything that requires more than 5 brain cells. Its all about talking out your ass, remember?

3 - You are to post in here at least 500 times a day.

4 - Once again, and I CANNOT stress this enough, each and every post must be about NOTHING! We want people to read this thread and think "what the f---?"

King Aaron
08-14-2002, 09:28 AM
lol what the hell am i suppose to say...??

King Aaron
08-14-2002, 09:29 AM
so today i got really pissed

Nacho
08-14-2002, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Rebecca
3 - You are to post in here at least 500 times a day.

500 posts per day??? You must be joking!!!

Nacho
08-14-2002, 02:08 PM
so the FCC wont let me be...

Nacho
08-14-2002, 02:09 PM
...or let me be me, so let me see

Nacho
08-14-2002, 02:15 PM
dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria cosa buena, dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena Heeeeyy MACARENA HAAAAAAH!

Layla
08-14-2002, 02:30 PM
My, you took that 500 posts order seriously Nacho! ;) That'a great idea, we can have a karaoke in this thread. Let's see...

Crazy for thinking that my love would hold youuuuuuuuu uuu uuu
I'm crazy for crying
And I'm crazy for trying
And I'm crazy for loooooving yoooouuuuuu

Thank you, thank you very much. :cool:

Layla
08-14-2002, 02:34 PM
Actually, if anyone else used to watch the Pretender, I have an urgent question, so hands up if you've seen it please. :)

Layla
08-14-2002, 02:36 PM
Tell us more about your night of drunkenness and mischief, m!ssundaztooD. :D

Leo7
08-14-2002, 03:25 PM
Rebecca, why no avatar of Juanqui? :confused:

Chloe le Bopper
08-14-2002, 07:57 PM
I dont like that avatar of him, and too many people have it anyhow, so i prefer to go without ;)

TennisHack
08-14-2002, 09:42 PM
LOL, I can do some karaoke if you'd like.

You just have to give me a moment to get my songs ready.

But in the mean time . . .

LMAO at this thread! But since I belong to this forum anyway, am I in violation of Rule 5? :confused:

Chloe le Bopper
08-14-2002, 09:45 PM
Rule 5 is pending...

So dont worry about it :p

Layla
08-14-2002, 10:05 PM
Hi TennisHack! :wavey:

I was wondering where everyone was. I'm waiting for your karaoke number. ;)

Where are you guys? I thought you were more talkative than that. :confused:

Sonic
08-14-2002, 10:13 PM
It does exactly what it says on the tin.

OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.

Chloe le Bopper
08-14-2002, 10:25 PM
see, Sonic has the right idea...

Layla
08-14-2002, 10:35 PM
Yeah, I had a feeling I was making too much sense. Damn! :o

Dissident
08-14-2002, 11:03 PM
HI PEOPLE! :D
I love this thread. :D

I wont sing though, or everyone will leave and Rebecca will get pissed off at me! :sad:

Chloe le Bopper
08-14-2002, 11:06 PM
*bends over and talks out ass*

Hitman you can sing :D

TennisHack
08-14-2002, 11:09 PM
:wavey: Layla, didn't mean to keep you waiting. I'm having some computer problems at the moment, and I'm about to tear my hair out.

:wavey: hitman! You can sing and I'll warble along if I know the words. We'll be too funny for people to walk out on us.

TennisHack
08-14-2002, 11:12 PM
Earworm attack!

Standing in line to see the show tonight
And there's a light on
Heavy glow
By the way
I tried to say I'll be there
Waiting for . . .

Dissident
08-14-2002, 11:12 PM
Oh gosh. :o

Im out of words, someone is asking me to sing!!!!!!!

You are *WAY* too kind...
:D ;)

Dissident
08-14-2002, 11:14 PM
Dani the girl is singing songs to me
beneath the marquee
Overload
By the way I tried to say
Ive known you
From before


I hope I didnt mess with the lyrics.
I always do that! :o

TennisHack
08-14-2002, 11:19 PM
LOL, hitman, it's all a part of karaoke :D

Oh gosh. :o

Im out of words, someone is asking me to sing!!!!!!!

You are *WAY* too kind...
:D:)

Awww :D

I won't regret this, will I?

Chloe le Bopper
08-14-2002, 11:21 PM
I have a fun idea, why don't we write Poems about Ferrero?

:rolleyes: :p

TennisHack
08-14-2002, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by Layla
Actually, if anyone else used to watch the Pretender, I have an urgent question, so hands up if you've seen it please. :)

I saw a bit of it, what's yer question?

TennisHack
08-14-2002, 11:23 PM
I suck at poetry.

Dissident
08-14-2002, 11:46 PM
Oh no please! No poetry!
Im sick of them at the anna board! :p

Layla
08-15-2002, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by TennisHack


I saw a bit of it, what's yer question?

Well the TV stations over here are so stupid, they never showed the 5th (final?) season, so the last thing I saw was when Miss Parker (my alter ego :angel: ) was shot and Jarod was captured. So my question is this. Did she survive? (God I hope so). Did he escape again? Did they finally get it on hehe?

I would really appreciate any info. :)

Layla
08-15-2002, 12:44 AM
I'm so glad everyone is singing (yes, even you hitman). :D I love karaoke! And there will be no walking out on anyone or I'll spank someone. :angel:

Rebecca, how come we haven't heard from you yet? Don't be shy girl. ;)

Murkofan
08-15-2002, 02:11 AM
:rolleyes: :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 02:34 AM
Did you ahv something to share with us Dr Marly?

Murkofan
08-15-2002, 02:41 AM
Just the two smilies I left. I need to keep increasing my post count, you know. ;) :p

Leo7
08-15-2002, 03:14 AM
:eek: Dr. M is 2 posts away from 2000! :eek: WOW!

Leo7
08-15-2002, 03:14 AM
no poetry please! it makes my head spin! :p

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by Layla
Well the TV stations over here are so stupid, they never showed the 5th (final?) season, so the last thing I saw was when Miss Parker (my alter ego :angel: ) was shot and Jarod was captured. So my question is this. Did she survive? (God I hope so). Did he escape again? Did they finally get it on hehe?

I would really appreciate any info. :)

Okay, here's the deal. The series was cancelled, but they made some TV movies to follow up on the stories.

Miss Parker does survive the shooting, and Jared does escape. They both travel to this island off the coast of Ireland to find their mothers--Miss Parker digs up her mother's grave and it's EMPTY! :) Jared thinks his mother's grave is on this island, so that's why he goes there.

They do get together on the island ;), but they haven't solved all of the mysteries surrounding their parentage. Rains is actually Miss Parker's father :eek:, as well as the father of Jared's brother. Jared meets his mother on the island, she is still alive.

I hope that's not too confusing, someone else relayed the info to me, because I never saw these TV movies. There are also supposedly going to make more TV movies as well, because this one ended with a huge storm blowing over the island--a cliffhanger.

Dissident
08-15-2002, 03:22 AM
:wavey: Leo

*increasing post count*

Leo7
08-15-2002, 03:28 AM
:wavey: hitman!

but i thought you couldn't post on Juanqui's forum anymore cos he was the "enemy" ?! ;)

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 03:31 AM
:ahem:

A song I think's appropriate for this thread.

<bad Marilyn Monroe impression> For Juan Carlos </bad Marilyn Monroe impression>

For a long time I was in love :angel:
Not only in love, I was obsessed :eek:
With a friendship that no one else could touch :)
It didn't work out, I'm covered in shells :sad:

And all I wanted was the simple things
A simple kind of life :(
And all I needed was a simple man :hearts:
So I could be a wife :angel:

I'm so ashamed, I've been so mean :o
I don't know how it got to this point :confused:
I always was the one with all the love :angel:
You came along, I'm hunting you down :drool:

Like a sick domestic abuser looking for a fight :mad:
And all I wanted was the simple things
A simple kind of life :angel:

If we met tomorrow for the very first time
Would it start all over again?
Would I try to make you mine?

I always thought I'd be a mom :hearts:
Sometimes I wish for a mistake :o
The longer that I wait the more selfish that I get :o
You seem like you'd be a good dad :D

Now all those simple things are simply too complicated for my life :rolleyes:
How'd I get so faithful to my freedom? :confused:
A selfish kind of life
When all I ever wanted was the simple things
A simple kind of life :angel:

::is dragged away in a straitjacket as Layla tries to protect JC's ears::

Dissident
08-15-2002, 03:47 AM
That remembers me of such a great song...

Simple Man, Lynyrd Skynyrd. :D

Dissident
08-15-2002, 03:52 AM
Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say.
And if you do this
It will help you some sunny day.

Take your time... Don't live too fast,
Troubles will come and they will pass.
Go find a woman and you'll find love,
And don't forget son,
There is someone up above.

And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Won't you do this for me son,
If you can?

Forget your lust for the rich man's gold
All that you need is in your soul,
And you can do this if you try.
All that I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.

And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Won't you do this for me son,
If you can?

Boy, don't you worry... you'll find yourself.
Follow you heart and nothing else.
And you can do this if you try.
All I want for you my son,
Is to be satisfied.

And be a simple kind of man.
Be something you love and understand.
Be a simple kind of man.
Won't you do this for me son,
If you can?

:D :D :D

Static
08-15-2002, 04:47 AM
Oh Pfff you guys are trying too hard :o You know you could never match the Lleylley fans, we are far more dedicated :p

Static
08-15-2002, 04:50 AM
By the way, don't make me resort to slapping! I can be very dangerous *slap* ! :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 05:08 AM
More dedicated? Are you for real?

OHhhh, you mean more dedicated to talking out your asses :D? Well for sure you guys win that prize!

Static
08-15-2002, 05:18 AM
*slap* You Foo! (thats right) We are so dedicated to Lleyton! We go beyond your level, we talk about things that allow us to communicate about Lleyton! :rolleyes:

And *slap* for posting the lyrics of Jim Courier songs!

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 05:31 AM
:cough: if you say so.

I'm pretty sure that I am quit dedicated though so I'm not sure that you should be questioning that hehe

And Jim Courier Rules :D

Static
08-15-2002, 05:33 AM
Jim Courier is sooooo 1999 :rolleyes:

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 05:39 AM
Dont you mean that jim Courier is sooooo 1992? :p

Static
08-15-2002, 05:42 AM
I ment his songs... but then again yeah... his songs are 1992 too :o

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 05:45 AM
Oh sorry, I meant his tennis :D

Static
08-15-2002, 05:48 AM
:rolleyes: @ his tennis

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 05:56 AM
hehe hey his tennis wasn't that bad (before Andre matured, when Pete has his after-first-slam-drought, after Lendl retired or was past his peak, etc etc) ;)

Static
08-15-2002, 05:59 AM
Pffff, his beloved Andy Roddick could have beaten him :o

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 07:52 AM
The best part about Jim Courier is his sexy hair :hearts:

King Aaron
08-15-2002, 09:35 AM
lol... jim courier ??

the Washington family IMO sucks

Angele
08-15-2002, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by Rebecca
I have a fun idea, why don't we write Poems about Ferrero?


Wouldn't that be in direct violation of rule # 1 ;) :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 11:27 AM
No no you didn't read all of rule one :o

1 - You may ONLY talk about Juan Carlos if you are posting a picture of him and gushing about him. If he starts dating a tennis star, you may also post picture of her, and proceed to gush about how cute they are, combine their names into something obscure and refer to them as that for the rest of eternity.


WRiting poems, is gushing about him :p Though perhaps it would be all the better if we wrote poems AND posted the pic that inspired us to write it :D


:rolleyes: :p

Layla
08-15-2002, 12:50 PM
TennisHack, thanks for the Pretender info. :D You're a real sweetheart! :) That's my favorite show and it bothered me that it ended the way it did. The suspense was killing me. :mad: I wish I could've seen them get together.

I loved your rendition of the song! Very emotional, full of wonderful, colorful smilies! :) You're like the Lleyton Hewitt of karaoke, you give it more than 100%. ;) I just hope Juanqui didn't hear it or my marriage might be in serious trouble. ;)

Hitman, great song! :D I love your voice, you should sing more often. :)

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 01:09 PM
Yes, that Hitman has *quite* the voice :D

Layla
08-15-2002, 01:12 PM
Hi Lleykis! :wavey:

I have to admit I actually like your thread. :o You have a nice, friendly chat going on there. It's good to see you talk to each other a lot. (I hope Becca won't read this *hides back into the closet*) But I like our little joke even more. :p

I'm sure this admission is in direct violation of some rule and I will get slapped as a result, but I had to get this off my chest. :angel:

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 01:15 PM
Layla, its okay - you see part of the little joke was that people were going to post in here a lot abouta whole lot of nothing and eventually it wouldn't be a joke anymore ;)

Of course a *lot* of people missed this part :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 01:16 PM
So Layla, let me know when you've came out of the closet alright?

I'm here for support :angel:

Murkofan
08-15-2002, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by Rebecca
The best part about Jim Courier is his sexy hair :hearts:

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/pukeface.gif

You're kidding right? Did you see his hair during Wimbledon this year? :o

Layla
08-15-2002, 01:30 PM
Hi everyone! :wavey: My name is Layla and I am a closet camel thread lover, or whatever its name is now. :o

What no slapping? This is such a disappointment. :( Whenever I do something bad, people think it's good. :confused:

There, I'm out of the closet. You can start supporting me now, Becca. ;)

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 01:33 PM
Dr Marly - Jim Courier is the sexiest Man alive :hearts: I love to look at him and his sexy hair do even more than I do Juan carlos.

He makes Juan Carlos look like a juvenile. Jim and that sexy hair, and that sexy voice - I love when he talks about that other babe, Andy :hearts:

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 01:34 PM
Layla - *spank* (see, we can give spankings too - not only that, out spankings are much firmer ;) )

Nacho
08-15-2002, 01:50 PM
Current time here: 16:10

I had lunch about 1 hour ago.

Nacho
08-15-2002, 01:51 PM
Current time here: 16:11

I'll have dinner in 5 hours

Nacho
08-15-2002, 01:51 PM
Guess what...

Nacho
08-15-2002, 01:52 PM
I love food :drool:

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 01:53 PM
Yay, Nacho has the right idea :D ;)

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 01:54 PM
I love Nachos :D *smacks lips*

Nacho
08-15-2002, 01:54 PM
What's your favourite food?

Mine of course is................................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .............................................SUSHI !

Nacho
08-15-2002, 01:56 PM
Thank you Becca :D

Oops sorry, I ruined this page, now it's too big :o

Layla
08-15-2002, 01:57 PM
I love food as well. :drool: But I'm on a fast today. :sad: I can only drink water, so nachos will just have to wait I'm afraid. ;)

Layla
08-15-2002, 01:58 PM
Wow, that post sure was long, Nacho. I had to drive for miles to get to the end. :D

Nacho
08-15-2002, 02:00 PM
Well, believe it or not, Nacho is my real name. It's quite a common name here :D

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 02:08 PM
Suchi is just :lick: :hearts:

I LOVE Sushi :lick:

And Nacho would be a cool name if you lived here where no one else has it, but I guess it is generic there, like you said.

Are you guys glad I started this? :sad:

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 02:10 PM
and omg @ that Song tennishack :D

*approaches tennishack with another straight jacket*

Dissident
08-15-2002, 02:13 PM
Oh pffff.... You cant hear my voice here :sad: Thats why youre nice. :p
Thanks, though. :D

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 02:16 PM
Sure I can hear your voice :D

I DO hate you because you won't talk to me on msn though :angel:

But I am not on at the moment so I might forgive you :p

Layla
08-15-2002, 02:20 PM
Of course we're glad you started this. It's a lot of fun. Besides, it's a place where you can always count on a good spanking. ;) Now that's what I call home. :D

You're wrong, hitman. I'm telepathic, so I can hear you just fine. I wasn't just being nice. :angel:

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 02:27 PM
So what you mean to say, is that you guys are actually posting in here and not *just* making fun of certain people, correct?

*it rather pains me to have to emphasize this, but what has to be done, will be done*

Nacho
08-15-2002, 02:34 PM
this thread is the best, because we are allowed to do the most stupid things ever :D

Nacho
08-15-2002, 02:35 PM
My 9th post of the day :)

Only 491 left :D

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 02:36 PM
I dont know if I can reach my quoto of 500 :o

Will I have to spank myself? :confused:

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 02:37 PM
quoto? oh dear, time to get some sleep :p

Nacho
08-15-2002, 02:38 PM
pplleeaasse ffoorrggiivvee mmee,, tthheerre mmuusst bbee ssoommeetthhiinngg wwrroonngg wwiitthh mmyy kkeeyybbooaarrdd

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 02:40 PM
omg Nacho is SO good at this :o

I think that i should just bow out and turn the thread over to you :D

Murkofan
08-15-2002, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Rebecca
Dr Marly - Jim Courier is the sexiest Man alive :hearts: I love to look at him and his sexy hair do even more than I do Juan carlos.

He makes Juan Carlos look like a juvenile. Jim and that sexy hair, and that sexy voice - I love when he talks about that other babe, Andy :hearts:

http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/puke.gif


:p

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 02:56 PM
You KNOW you love Jim Courier.

Leo7
08-15-2002, 03:15 PM
Congrats to Dr. M on your 2000+ posts, how do you do it?

Layla
08-15-2002, 03:42 PM
Hey Leo! When will you start singing? ;)

Murkofan
08-15-2002, 03:54 PM
Jim Courier= http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/pukeface.gif
:p

Gracias Leo! :D How did I do it? A combination of summer vacation (which is over on Monday :o ) and a slick proficiency at talking out of my ass. :o :p

Leo7
08-15-2002, 04:50 PM
Originally posted by Layla
Hey Leo! When will you start singing? ;)

oh no, i don't sing! plus i don't know any songs!:o

DR. M, your summer vacation ends Monday? oh you poor thing! i have until September 4th!

i don't want to go back to school!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!:sad:

Murkofan
08-15-2002, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by Leo7


oh no, i don't sing! plus i don't know any songs!:o

DR. M, your summer vacation ends Monday? oh you poor thing! i have until September 4th!

i don't want to go back to school!WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!:sad:

Poor me is right. :o Actually, I really like school. I wish my school offered more advanced and dual credit classes so I might have to actually tax my brain a bit. :p (I'm not trying to sound sound snotty, but the only ways you can flunk at my school are 1) you are the laziest person ever born or 2) you really are just that dumb. ) But anyway, it's my senior year, so I can look forward to college and maybe being forced to think. ;) :p

Layla
08-15-2002, 05:30 PM
Now now, don't cry. September 4 is still far away, besides there's the small event called the US Open coming up first. ;) I can't wait :bounce: Finally I'll be able to see some tennis.

AAARRRGH! I can't work. :mad: All I want to do is post silly messages in every thread imaginable, so I can avoid looking at the file containing my work. But my scheme has been thwarted by the inCREDilby small number of people online at the moment. Oh well, maybe I should try again. Concentrate, Layla, concentrate! *opening the said file*

Layla
08-15-2002, 05:33 PM
That's what I thought too, Dr. Marly, but college was just as lame and I didn't get any smarter *sigh*. Hope you pick a better college than me. :)

Murkofan
08-15-2002, 06:07 PM
Aw man, don't tell me that Layla, you'll bum me out. :o :p

Not even the tiniest bit smarter? Oh well. I guess I'll just have to take lots of math and science classes, the stuff I suck at, to keep me busy. :p

Besides, college is just a way to get a better job and make some money in order to pay back the debt you owe for going to college in the first place. :p And I'm sure when I get said job, I'll still spend a lot of my time posting silly messages here. :p

Layla
08-15-2002, 06:19 PM
Oooops, I didn't mean to bum you out. :o There I go again with my big mouth, ruining the innocent hopefulness of the youth. Bad Layla. *slap*

On second thought, your views of college are not all that innocent, hmmm. ;)

Anyway, college was actually quite fun, it just wasn't very educational. :rolleyes:

I should hope that you'll still be posting silly messages here after you get a job, or I'd feel downright silly for doing so. :p

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Layla
TennisHack, thanks for the Pretender info. :D You're a real sweetheart! :) That's my favorite show and it bothered me that it ended the way it did. The suspense was killing me. :mad: I wish I could've seen them get together.


No problem. I think there might also been some fans sites out there, I'm pretty sure it had a cult following in the US :) Google = God in that respect.


I loved your rendition of the song! Very emotional, full of wonderful, colorful smilies! :) You're like the Lleyton Hewitt of karaoke, you give it more than 100%. ;) I just hope Juanqui didn't hear it or my marriage might be in serious trouble. ;)

Whoa, you mean all I have to do is sing an obsessive love song to win his heart?! And make fun of the lyrics as I do it?! THAT'S GREAT! I have tons of songs that fall in that category! :)

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by Rebecca
and omg @ that Song tennishack :D

*approaches tennishack with another straight jacket*

You haven't heard my witch cackle, have you? I'm almost crying with laughter at this thread. :D

AND, I have more songsies!

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Besides, college is just a way to get a better job and make some money in order to pay back the debt you owe for going to college in the first place. :p And I'm sure when I get said job, I'll still spend a lot of my time posting silly messages here. :p

Truer words have never been spoken.

I go back in a week to continue my debt . . . er, education.

And no matter what anyone says, college is ten times better than high school. :D

Layla
08-15-2002, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by TennisHack


Whoa, you mean all I have to do is sing an obsessive love song to win his heart?! And make fun of the lyrics as I do it?! THAT'S GREAT! I have tons of songs that fall in that category! :)

Well bring them on! :D And I'll go get Juanqui some earplugs. ;) A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

I thought you were content with that kiss I granted you. :confused:

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 08:39 PM
They call me "Hackie" at the mental hospital! But since the little wifey is gonna let me sing again, I prepared a REAL SPECIAL SONG!


You and your museum of lovers :rolleyes:
The precious collection you've housed in your covers :eek:
My simpleness threatened by my own admission :o

And the bags are much too heavy
In my insecure condition :o
My pregnant mind is fat full with envy again :mad:

But I still love to wash in your old bathwater :drool:
Love to think that you couldn't love another :angel:
I can't help it . . . you're my kind of man :lick:

Wanted and adored by attractive women :hearts:
Bountiful selection at your discretion :o
I know I'm diving into my own destruction ;)

So why do we choose the boys that are naughty? :confused:
I don't fit in so why do you want me? (Layla screams, "He doesn't!")
And I know I can't tame you :sad: . . .but I just keep trying

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 08:40 PM
'Cause I love to wash in your old bathwater :drool:
Love to think that you couldn't love another :angel:
I'm on your list with all your other women :eek:
But I still love to wash in your old bathwater :drool:
You make me feel like I couldn't love another
I can't help it . . .you're my kind of man :lick:

Why do the good girls always want the bad boys?

So I pacify problems with kisses and cuddles
Diligently doubtful through all kinds of trouble
Then I find myself choking on all my contradictions :eek:

'Cause I still love to wash in your old bathwater :drool:
Love to think that you couldn't love another :angel:
Share a toothbrush . . .you're my kind of man :lick:
I still love to wash in your old bathwater :drool:
Make me feel like I couldn't love another
I can't help it . . .you're my kind of man :lick:

No I can't help myself
I can't help myself
I still love to wash in your old bathwater :drool:

::Becca tries to tackle me with the second strait jacket, but HACKIE ESCAPES AGAIN!::

*How perfect is it that my desktop wallpaper right now is Juan Carlos at the Australian Open, water falling from his head? :D*

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Layla


Well bring them on! :D And I'll go get Juanqui some earplugs. ;) A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

I thought you were content with that kiss I granted you. :confused:

You're the one who said your marriage might be in trouble if he keeps listening to my loverly songs. And I just sang him another one, best get those earplugs soon! :D

Layla
08-15-2002, 09:02 PM
LMAO TennisHack! Your songs are hilarious! I'm still crying for laughing so hard. *wiping away her tears and trying to calm down*

You can always wash in his old bathwater. I'll be sure to save it for you, dear. ;)

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 09:10 PM
Originally posted by Layla
LMAO TennisHack! Your songs are hilarious! I'm still crying for laughing so hard. *wiping away her tears and trying to calm down*

You can always wash in his old bathwater. I'll be sure to save it for you, dear. ;)

----------begin transmission----------------

Hackie doesn't want it if YOU :o were in the bath with him. She just wanted to make that provision right here, right now.
:D

----------end transmission------------------

Thanks, I crack myself up as well :) Thanks for starting this thread, Becca! It's a great place to express creativity. And boredom.

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 09:12 PM
You can always wash in his old bathwater. I'll be sure to save it for you, dear.



Aw man..... that is just too much *vomit*

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 09:13 PM
No problem tennishack, it is nice to see that some people are able to appreciate this threads true intention.

Though if you change your mind there is still room on the
" I hate becca now" wagon :sad: - at least I think there is.

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 09:24 PM
Aw man..... that is just too much *vomit*


Can you believe that's a real song? I didn't make it up myself.


Though if you change your mind there is still room on the
" I hate becca now" wagon :sad: - at least I think there is.


:confused: Where did this come from? That stupid Potato thread in GM? That just goes to show that some people get waaaaaay too personal about stuff posted on a message board (I'm talking about the Lleyton fans).

Let me know what's up, I'll beat them up for ya. :)

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 09:25 PM
Nah, there is a little more to it than that.

But lets move on..

SOmeone was singing?

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 09:26 PM
And what was that about his bathe water?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by Rebecca
Nah, there is a little more to it than that.

But lets move on..

SOmeone was singing?

Well, okay.

Hehehehehe, that was "Hackie the Mental Hospital Escapee." She is currently hiding out and frantically trying to figure out what song she will serenade her love Juan Carlos with next.

I'm sure she'll be back :D

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 09:32 PM
lol I'm not sure taht I want her back :D

*hides scared*

Static
08-15-2002, 09:41 PM
Ok you people must know something do you know a website that has all the junior tournament draws for past years? 1987-1998!!! PLEASE HELP ME!

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 09:42 PM
The only junior site that I even know of is the official itf one.

Sorry :wavey:

Layla
08-15-2002, 09:44 PM
I have to remind myself to set up an alarm system and a bucket of cold (bath)water. Hackie is no longer content to sing @ the karaoke, she wants to go serenading now. :eek: *looks around suspiciously*

Layla
08-15-2002, 09:51 PM
Becca, you changed the name again! I like this one better. :bounce:

See, I'm already easing into the flattery groove. :D

And don't worry, there'll be no wagon-hopping on this thread. ;)

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 09:53 PM
There are one to many "threads" in my title :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 09:53 PM
I changed it again, I like this one better.

Because we did invent the non tennis thread, didnt we?

*hug*

Layla
08-15-2002, 09:59 PM
*cough* Sure we did. ;)

My head is spinning from all these changes. I see you also changed your sig. ;) How will I recognize you now?

Static
08-15-2002, 10:01 PM
AAAAAAA no one knows anything about juniors *drops* !

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 10:03 PM
Layla I only added one line to my sig, no worries.

I'm still Rebecca with the spanish flag :p

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Layla
I have to remind myself to set up an alarm system and a bucket of cold (bath)water. Hackie is no longer content to sing @ the karaoke, she wants to go serenading now. :eek: *looks around suspiciously*

Hackie takes offense, she thought she was already serenading her love Juan Carlos. :( :fiery: She is determined to be back (hahahahaha!) with a great song.

And she will not fall for your alarm system. ::kicks over Layla's bucket of cold bathwater::

TennisHack
08-15-2002, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Static
AAAAAAA no one knows anything about juniors *drops* !

Have you tried www.*****************?

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 10:08 PM
I think everyone here needs a cold shower.. :D

Static
08-15-2002, 10:11 PM
Thnx Tennishack but they don't have rankings I need for 1987 - 1998... just 1999 :o

Static
08-15-2002, 10:12 PM
I don't need a shower! I need rankings!

Sonic
08-15-2002, 10:21 PM
There's a boil on your bum

I love my signature.

Sonic
08-15-2002, 10:22 PM
The tide is high but i'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
I'm not the kind of girl who gives up just like that
oh no!

Sonic
08-15-2002, 10:22 PM
Stuff!

Sonic
08-15-2002, 10:24 PM
BIG RED TRACTOR

Sonic
08-15-2002, 10:27 PM
Monkeys!

Sonic
08-15-2002, 10:28 PM
100 posts

there goes my shirt up over my head, oh my oh my.

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 10:30 PM
OMg only like 494 posts to go or something like that :D

Sonic
08-15-2002, 10:37 PM
1393 to go now to catch up with you, and of course i totally want my posts to go through the roof, as it just proves how wonderful i am. hmmm.

;)

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 10:40 PM
Not only that Sonic, you have to post about the wonderful and deep things that I post about too,

It will be hard :eek: But I think that you have it in you!

Layla
08-15-2002, 10:49 PM
Ok, I have to go to bed no, so night night everyone. :wavey:

I think 500 posts might have been a tad too ambitious, don't you think. I mean it's not as if I didn't try. :rolleyes:

No funny business while I'm unconscious now, Hackie! *waving her finger in the unknown direction*

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 10:55 PM
Good night Layla.

Have some hot dreams while you're sleeping :D

Dissident
08-15-2002, 11:03 PM
Oh jesus, Hackie´s songs are just *boom* :D
hehehe
Keep the great work, peeps.

I almost forgot that this is enemy territory. :p

Sonic
08-15-2002, 11:55 PM
i'm not a girl,
not yet a woman.
all i need is time
a moment that is mine,
something something oooooooooooooh i'm a slut pretending to be a virgginnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 11:57 PM
Sonic, you are so deep.

Your words touch my soul :sad:

Chloe le Bopper
08-15-2002, 11:58 PM
You know it hurts me to see that this thread has more replies in a day then any of my other threads that are realyl about Juan Carlos :sad:

Sonic
08-16-2002, 12:05 AM
He is from Spain.

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 12:57 AM
Originally posted by Layla
Ok, I have to go to bed no, so night night everyone. :wavey:

I think 500 posts might have been a tad too ambitious, don't you think. I mean it's not as if I didn't try. :rolleyes:

No funny business while I'm unconscious now, Hackie! *waving her finger in the unknown direction*

Mwahahahahahahahahaha!! :D

:wavey: Nighty night, Layla. Better hold your husband close, you never know what creepy crawley things can get in at night :D

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 12:59 AM
Originally posted by hitman
Oh jesus, Hackie´s songs are just *boom* :D
hehehe
Keep the great work, peeps.

I almost forgot that this is enemy territory. :p

:kiss:es to hitman, glad you have enjoyed Hackie the Mental Hospitial Escapee's serenades.

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by Rebecca
You know it hurts me to see that this thread has more replies in a day then any of my other threads that are realyl about Juan Carlos :sad:

Take comfort: Juan Carlos is resting this week, and I don't think we want to speculate on what he's doing :D

The actual tennis threads will pick up when he gets back to work :)

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 01:32 AM
Why not speculate on what he is doing? :D

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 04:18 AM
Feel free to start us off, then :)

This is his rest week . . . hmmm . . . . . .

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 04:19 AM
:cough:

*insert dirty thought here*

Leo7
08-16-2002, 05:05 AM
oh dear, i'm afraid i was way short of the required 500 posts a day!:sad: i think i need a punishment, who wants to give me a nice hard spanking?!:drool: :drool: :drool:

:angel:

Dissident
08-16-2002, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by TennisHack


:kiss:es to hitman, glad you have enjoyed Hackie the Mental Hospitial Escapee's serenades.

:kiss:es back.
LOL. :D

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 06:08 AM
Leo7, we don't spank around here.

Sick, just sick!

:angel:

Sonic
08-16-2002, 10:32 AM
or dumb.

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 10:45 AM
dumb? :eek:

in one of *these* threads? :o

NO! :fiery: :o

Sonic
08-16-2002, 10:46 AM
*sticks geek glasses on and shows some upper teeth*

ooooh baby.

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 10:48 AM
*spank*

:cough: ;)

Sonic
08-16-2002, 10:53 AM
you want me to get my calculator and big notepad out as well don'tcha?

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 10:58 AM
I don't see a pen behind your ear :fiery:

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 10:59 AM
And WHERE is the X files T-shirt? :fiery:


WHERE :fiery:

Sonic
08-16-2002, 11:04 AM
Its in the dry cleaners.... being the geek i am i got too obsessed by these net spanks and had an accident.

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 11:06 AM
*spank*

time to go again?

I hope you didnt muck up your star trek tshirt too :fiery:

Sonic
08-16-2002, 11:06 AM
I think its a common occurrence around here.

Layla
08-16-2002, 11:08 AM
Lol Sonic, you're gonna need a lot of dry cleaning around here. ;)

Layla
08-16-2002, 11:09 AM
Oops, I see that the thought had already occured to you. :o

Layla
08-16-2002, 11:11 AM
Morning everyone! *wavey*

I thought I might as well start bright and early (if 13:20 counts), cause there's a lot of work to be done. It's hard work this talking out your ass. :rolleyes:

Sonic
08-16-2002, 11:13 AM
hahaha on this house make over show they did a morroccan themed room and they put sand all over the floor LMAO. fucking wankers they are.

as well as the spanks don't forget the hugs.

i love you.

shit there goes another top, that had a UFO on it.

Layla
08-16-2002, 11:13 AM
HAAAAACKIEEEEE!!!! Where's Juan Carlos???? When I woke up this morning he was gone! :fiery:

Did you have something to do with this? GUARDS!!!! :mad:

Sonic
08-16-2002, 11:16 AM
OH MY GOD, you forgot to make this thread an OFFICIAL one.

Its no fun unless its 'the official thread of xxxx'. It shows you have the copyright and the imagination and all that.

:bounce: I see Monkeys :bounce:

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 11:29 AM
*hugs and spanks Sonic*

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 11:30 AM
*spanks the monkeys*

Sonic
08-16-2002, 11:34 AM
Yay its official now :D:D:D:D:D:D

That means no-one can start another one without you being able to sue them n stuff. Plus people will give you shitloads of respect cos you have the power to make things official, whereas theirs are unlicensed and unendorsed. rock on. peace out.

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 11:38 AM
Now that it is official, I can truly live.

Layla
08-16-2002, 12:19 PM
Does that mean we have to become serious? :confused:

I don't think I can do that. :( :sad:

Nacho
08-16-2002, 01:18 PM
RANKINGS

Rebecca 56 posts
Layla 28
TennisHack 23
Sonic 18
Nacho 14
Static 11
hitman 10
Dr. Marly 7
Leo7 7
m!ssundaztooD 3
angele87 1

Nacho
08-16-2002, 01:19 PM
OMG I can't believe I have such a shitty ranking :fiery:
I wanna be seeded at least #4 at the US Open

Nacho
08-16-2002, 01:21 PM
SO BE PREPARED SONIC!!! MWAH HAH HAH HAH!!!

Nacho
08-16-2002, 01:31 PM
I will destroy you Sonic, you wont steal my ranking, because I deserve that 4th spot!

Nacho
08-16-2002, 01:32 PM
pssst, I'm just kidding. I have nothing against you

Nacho
08-16-2002, 01:34 PM
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p

Leo7
08-16-2002, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Nacho
RANKINGS

Rebecca 56 posts
Layla 28
TennisHack 23
Sonic 18
Nacho 14
Static 11
hitman 10
Dr. Marly 7
Leo7 7
m!ssundaztooD 3
angele87 1

OMG i suck at this! only ranked #9 with 7 posts?!:fiery:

Leo7
08-16-2002, 03:15 PM
8 posts

Leo7
08-16-2002, 03:16 PM
9 posts

Leo7
08-16-2002, 03:17 PM
10 posts

Leo7
08-16-2002, 03:17 PM
11 posts

Leo7
08-16-2002, 03:18 PM
12 posts... what, is this cheating?!

:angel: :D

Leo7
08-16-2002, 03:21 PM
look, i added more bouncing smilies to my sig!:D

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Leo7
08-16-2002, 03:24 PM
only 6 more days until my BIRTHDAY!:D :bounce:

Layla
08-16-2002, 03:27 PM
And we have another escapee from a mental institution. ;)

Counting posts cause you can't sleep Leo? :p

Layla
08-16-2002, 03:28 PM
So how's the birthday party coming along? :D

Dissident
08-16-2002, 05:03 PM
oh gosh, hopefuly Leo didnt want to go all the way untill his 500 quota... :p

Birthday parties = FOOD. :drool:

Leo7
08-16-2002, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Layla
So how's the birthday party coming along? :D

great! we just need someone to sing some karaoke! who wants to be the musical entertainment? Layla? TH? hitman?

and btw, i expect LOTS of presents! :D

Layla
08-16-2002, 06:41 PM
Can we all sing, can we, can we? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I'm sure we could pull of the three tenors act. ;)

Just you make sure there's plenty to drink and we'll take care of the presents. Remember, my favorite drink is Glenfiddich. :)

Nacho
08-16-2002, 06:43 PM
Did anyone mention food? :drool:

Sonic
08-16-2002, 07:38 PM
:eek:

Sonic
08-16-2002, 07:40 PM
All those with Jimmy Courier tattoo's on their ass, raise your right hand.....

Sonic
08-16-2002, 07:43 PM
Someone told me there was tennis stuff on this site - I think they were talking outta their Jimmy Courier tattooed ass. mwah ha ha ha.

Layla
08-16-2002, 10:58 PM
lol Sonic, you came here to talk about tennis :rolleyes: what were you thinking? :eek:

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 11:06 PM
RANKINGS

Rebecca 56 posts
Layla 28
TennisHack 23
Sonic 18
Nacho 14
Static 11
hitman 10
Dr. Marly 7
Leo7 7
m!ssundaztooD 3
angele87 1



I'm confused - do these refer to this thread, or this forum :p

Chloe le Bopper
08-16-2002, 11:06 PM
btw, I rule :angel:

I win the loser race :D:D

Layla
08-16-2002, 11:08 PM
Well guys, I hate to break it to you, but apparently we're not very good at this. :( I just spent some time in one of Allie's boredom threads and we came up with 150 posts in an hour. :eek:

Anyway I'm off to bed. See you tomorrow. :wavey:

Layla
08-16-2002, 11:09 PM
Congrats Becca! :D

And I'm a very proud second. :D

Leo7
08-16-2002, 11:12 PM
i want to be a loser! but i don't post here enough! WAAAAAAAAH!:sad:

Layla
08-16-2002, 11:15 PM
So what's stopping you Leo? ;)

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by Layla
HAAAAACKIEEEEE!!!! Where's Juan Carlos???? When I woke up this morning he was gone! :fiery:

Did you have something to do with this? GUARDS!!!! :mad:

Mwahahahahahahahahaha!! :D :D

Sonic
08-16-2002, 11:18 PM
I totally go for the quality.

Plus, the MONKEYS are everywhere!

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by Leo7
great! we just need someone to sing some karaoke! who wants to be the musical entertainment? Layla? TH? hitman?

and btw, i expect LOTS of presents! :D

hitman & I can do a duet. I promise not to let Hackie the Mental Hospital Escapee interfere :)

She's on a quota of one song per day now. Be glad you're not her handler!

Sonic
08-16-2002, 11:20 PM
dance all night to this dj
should i dance all night to this dj

oh my, starry eyed surprise, something something sunrise, laa laa boogie laa laa

etc

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 11:21 PM
Sonic, is there something you want to tell us? About this obsession with Jim Courier and his ass?

It's okay, we won't mock you. :D

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 11:23 PM
Layla, if we could actually be lucid at the same time during the day, we could probably post up a storm :D

(The two of us, I mean.)

Layla
08-16-2002, 11:37 PM
I'm not talking to you. It's past midnight and Juanqui hasn't come home yet. I know you're hiding him somewhere. :fiery:

Layla
08-16-2002, 11:38 PM
Yeah, you're absolutely right, we could post up a storm :D

But I've been saying good night for the last hour or so and sooner or later I'm gonna have to mean it, cause it's almost 2 am and I can't do this every night. It's a shame. :(

Sonic
08-16-2002, 11:43 PM
You mean you don't love him? I refuse to believe you.

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 11:44 PM
Juan Carlos & Layla are in their bed, in their bedroom. Layla is sound asleep, but Juan Carlos is having problems sleeping, tossing and turning, etc. Their window is open, breeze wafting in.

Outside, Hackie the Mental Hospital Escapee lurks around the grounds on their home. She spots Juan Carlos.

I see I my chance, I'll have to turn on the real charm now! Before the "helpers" come back!

She moves closer to the window.

I'm hanging out with me :rolleyes:
And you're a vacant chair
A chosen compromise
This space we rarely share :sad:

<best siren voice> And if you lived here you'd be home now </best siren voice>

So what you givin' up for me? :confused:
And what shall I give up for you? :D
Aimless expectations passing by

If you lived here you'd be home now
If you lived here you'd be home now

And to make it real
I need to have you here :hearts:
I need to have you :hearts:
I need to hold you :hearts:

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 11:45 PM
Juan Carlos sits up, trying to figure out what he's hearing.

Barren wasted heart :mad:
Neglect of normalcy

And if you lived here you'd be home now
Oh if you lived here you'd be home now

And to make it real
I need to have you here :hearts:
I need to have you :hearts:
It can't be sincere
Unless you spend time here
I need to see you . . . :hearts:

Juan Carlos decides to go outside to find this mysterious voice.

Supervision is what I need :eek: :D
Some consistence, tangibility
Some casual light days ;)
Part of the furniture :eek:
I want to take you for granted :o
And see you regular :drool:

Hackie sees her chance and tackles Juan Carlos as he wanders around the grounds. She won't let him call for the security or Layla.

So what you givin' up for me? :confused:
And what shall I give up for you? :D
The separations tired, it's been too long :sad:

And to make it real
I need to have you here :hearts:
I need to have you :hearts:
It can't be sincere
Unless you spend time here
I need to see you :hearts:
I need you . . . :mad:

Come home now.

Juan Carlos, mesmerized, relaxes against Hackie's grip and agrees to go with her.

Hahaha, you'll never find him now! Bathwater wasn't enough this time, little wifey!!! He's come home with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :) :) :)

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 11:48 PM
Originally posted by Layla
I'm not talking to you. It's past midnight and Juanqui hasn't come home yet. I know you're hiding him somewhere. :fiery:

Tsk, just a few minutes longer and you would have known what happened, why you woke up screaming, ALONE :D

TennisHack
08-16-2002, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by Layla
Yeah, you're absolutely right, we could post up a storm :D

But I've been saying good night for the last hour or so and sooner or later I'm gonna have to mean it, cause it's almost 2 am and I can't do this every night. It's a shame. :(

Tomorrow, man, tomorrow. We can really get the posting moving on a weekend :D

Chloe le Bopper
08-17-2002, 12:00 AM
Oh dear me :o

You people will surely pass me, I can't post this much :o

;)

hmmm, I :hearts: Jim Courier, and you know you do too.

You know what we need to do to get this forum hopping?

We need to start talking about everyone else on the board every couple pages or so.

I mean come on, everyone is doing it.

Dissident
08-17-2002, 12:46 AM
Oh gosh... You´re writing theater now too, Hackie??
lol! :p

Static
08-17-2002, 01:54 AM
Hmmm for some reason Thomas Enqvist is reminding me of Jim Courier, especially with that long hair :o

TennisHack
08-17-2002, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by hitman
Oh gosh... You´re writing theater now too, Hackie??
lol! :p

LOL!! Well, this installment needed a little setting along with the song, so Layla would know exactly what happened.

And all of you, I guess :o :D

TennisHack
08-17-2002, 02:06 AM
So, hitman, how about it? You want to team up for a duet for Leo's berfday?

Dissident
08-17-2002, 02:14 AM
A duet with me???
It would turn it into a BARFday. :p

But oh well, if everyone can stay away from the food while we sing, its all good. :D

Chloe le Bopper
08-17-2002, 02:19 AM
How come no one ever writes me songs? :sad:

I want attention!!! :sad: Pay attention to me!!!

memememememe

Its the whole reason I post, I want attention :fiery:

Dissident
08-17-2002, 02:20 AM
Oh, I see. Now it all makes sense.... :p

TennisHack
08-17-2002, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by hitman
A duet with me???
It would turn it into a BARFday. :p

But oh well, if everyone can stay away from the food while we sing, its all good. :D

We can just liquor them up first, and they'll LOVE US. Trust me :D

You can even pick the song.

Chloe le Bopper
08-17-2002, 02:22 AM
*bite*

TennisHack
08-17-2002, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Rebecca
How come no one ever writes me songs? :sad:

I want attention!!! :sad: Pay attention to me!!!

memememememe

Its the whole reason I post, I want attention :fiery:

:wavey:, Becca!

Layla
08-17-2002, 09:12 AM
Rise and shine everyone! Let's start posting people, come on! :D

:bounce:

*a tad overzealous* :o

Layla
08-17-2002, 09:22 AM
Layla is shocked over the contents of Hackie's message and can't speak for hours. Seeing that she's good for nothing on this tragic day, she heads for the Heartbreak Creek to ponder over life's cruelties and weep for her lost love. She sits by the softly murmuring water and sings herself a sad song:

Sun comes up, it's Tuesday morning
hits me straight in the eye *ouch*
guess you forgot to close the blind last night
Oh, that's right, I forgot, it was me :o

I sure do miss the smell of black coffee in the morning,
the sound of water splashing all over the bathroom, *bathwater :sad:*
the kiss that you would give me even though I was sleeping,
but I kind of like the feel of this extra few feet in my bed
Telephone's ringing, but I don't answer it
'cause everybody knows that good news always sleeps till noon *like me ;)*

Guess it's tea and toast for breakfast again
maybe I'll add a little T.V. too
No milk! God, how I hate that :mad:
Guess I'll go to the corner, get breakfast from Jenny
She's got a black eye this morning, `Jen how'd ya get it?'
she says, `Last night, Bobby got a little bit out of hand' :fiery:

Lunchtime. I start to dial your number :o
then I remember so I reach for something to smoke *cough*
and anyways I'd rather listen to Coltrane
than go through all that shit again *hell yeah*

There's something about an afternoon spent doing nothing *amen*
Just listening to records and watching the sun falling
Thinking of things that don't have to add up to something
and this spell won't be broken
by the sound of keys scraping in the lock *phew*

Maybe tonight it's a movie
with plenty of room for elbows and knees
a bag of popcorn all to myself,
black and white with a strong female lead
and if I don't like it, no debate, I'll leave *you go girl*

Here comes that feeling that I'd forgotten
how strange these streets feel
when you're alone on them :sad:
Each pair of eyes just filled with suggestion :eek:
So I lower my head, make a beeline for home
Seething inside

Funny, I'd never noticed
the sound the streetcars make as they pass my window
Which reminds me that I forgot to close the blind again :o
Yeah, sure I'll admit there are times when I miss you
Especially like now when I need someone to hold me :(
but there are some things that can never be forgiven :mad:
and I just gotta tell you
that I kinda like this extra few feet in my bed :angel:

Oh, who is she kidding. Layla hates these stupid feet in her bed. :mad:

Layla
08-17-2002, 09:29 AM
A song for Becca, so her posting activities won't be a complete waste: ;) :kiss:

Baby, do you understand me now :confused:
Sometimes I feel a little mad :mad:
Well don't you know that no-one alive
Can always be an angel :angel:
When things go wrong I seem to be bad :(

I'm just a soul who's intentions are good :angel:
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Baby, sometimes I'm so carefree
With a joy that's hard to hide :bounce:
And sometimes it seems that
All I have to do is worry :(
And then you're bound to see my other side :eek:

I'm just a soul who's intentions are good :angel:
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

If I seem edgy, I want you to know
That I never mean to take it out on you :angel:
Life has it's problems and I get my share :( :mad:
And that's one thing I never mean to do

'cause I love you :hearts:
Oh, oh, oh, baby, don't you know I'm human
Have thoughts like any other one
Sometimes I find myself alone and regretting :(
Some foolish thing, some little simple thing I've done :o

I'm just a soul who's intentions are good :angel:
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Yes, I'm just a soul who's intentions are good :angel:
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood

Chloe le Bopper
08-17-2002, 09:36 AM
I should post my Andy Poem in here :p

Nacho
08-17-2002, 02:06 PM
Super pffffffff.

I'm still 5th in the race :mad:

Nacho
08-17-2002, 02:11 PM
Wow look at that! This is the 995th post in our forum! :D

Nacho
08-17-2002, 02:11 PM
So that means...

Nacho
08-17-2002, 02:12 PM
we are veeeeeeeery close...

Nacho
08-17-2002, 02:13 PM
to a new milestone! :D

Nacho
08-17-2002, 02:13 PM
HERE IT COMES!!!

Nacho
08-17-2002, 02:15 PM
1000!!!

:bounce: :D :) :bounce: :) :D :bounce: :D :) :bounce: :D :) :bounce: :D :) :bounce: :D :) :bounce:

TennisHack
08-17-2002, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by Layla
Rise and shine everyone! Let's start posting people, come on! :D

:bounce:

*a tad overzealous* :o

Considering my time stamp to this message is 5:12 am, yeah, I'd say you were a bit overzealous to start posting :D

TennisHack
08-17-2002, 06:55 PM
Hackie & Juan Carlos are hidden in the population of Layla's huge city. Hackie has a small apartment (that she had previously cleaned of the markings of her obsession with her love Juan Carlos).

I hope you don't mind the old standard.

Hackie produces an acoustic guitar and proceeds to play.

I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping :kiss:
While my guitar gently weeps :sad:
I look at the floor and I see it needs sweeping
Still my guitar gently weeps :sad:
I don't know why
Nobody told you
Have to unfold your love
I don't know how
Someone controlled you :fiery:
They bought & sold you :fiery:

I look at the world and I notice it's turning
While my guitar gently weeps :sad:
With every mistake we must surely be learning ;)
Still my guitar gently weeps :sad:

I don't know how
You were diverted
You were perverted too :eek:
I don't know
You were inverted
No one altered you :drool: :kiss:

I look at you all see the love there that's sleeping
While my guitar gently weeps :sad:
Look at you all . . .
Still my guitar gently weeps. :sad:

Juan Carlos smiles and takes Hackie's hand.

TennisHack
08-17-2002, 07:25 PM
Later that day, Hackie goes out to buy a few necessities. She sees Layla wandering around.

My eyes are so rootless :rolleyes:
They wander, I follow
I keep staring, I can't stop it :eek:
I know I shouldn't
But I can't stop it :eek:

Such a cute girl
I'm so jealous :mad:
I wish I looked exactly like her :mad:
What's it like to have that body? :confused:
I'm gawking while I wonder

S-T-A-R-I-N-G
I can't stop staring :eek:
S-T-A-R-I-N-G
I can't stop staring :eek:

With my envy I steal glances
Resentful fault finder :fiery:
This peek-a-boo's become a problem
Predisposed cat fighter :fiery:

S-T-A-R-I-N-G
I can't stop staring :eek:
S-T-A-R-I-N-G
I can't stop staring :eek:

Layla
08-17-2002, 07:45 PM
Hey, I can't help it if I'm beautiful. :angel:

TennisHack
08-17-2002, 07:48 PM
As Juan Carlos warms up for his first match on tour since Roland Garros, Cliff Drysdale & Patrick McEnroe take a moment to gossip.

Cliff: Well, Patrick, this is Ferrero's first match since his win at Roland Garros, and what an incredible win that was.

PMac: Yeah, Cliff, let's watch some highlights of that final match. Juan Carlos came out storming, taking the first set from the resurgent Guga Kuerten with one break of serve :eek:!, 6-4. The second set was much the same, 7-5 in Ferrero's favor. Guga came back, taking the next two sets, but it was all Ferrero as he broke Guga and served for the match.

Cliff: And we all remember that kiss, don't we? (Next video tape is of Layla falling over the panelling at the bottom of the stadium as she goes to kiss Juan Carlos--it's one of those "America's Funniest Home Video" moments)

PMac (laughs): Yes, we do. I heard she was just fine afterwards. I guess the red clay broke her fall. :D

Cliff: Besides winning Roland Garros for the first time, Juan Carlos also got married to that lucky girl. He spent Wimbledon on his honeymoon, the first Wimbledon he's missed since he began playing the full tour.

PMac: Well, you know those Spaniards! :D They don't like to play on those lightening fast surfaces.

Cliff: Would you say this is a hard match to come back on? He's playing Greg Rusedski, whom he's never won against.

PMac: Ferrero has been on fire since the French, but Rusedski's a tough opponent on these hard courts. But Juan Carlos has some pretty good passing shots and a lot of firepower frm the ground, especially that forehand. If he can get through this match, I'd say he's a favorite it win the whole tournament!

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later in the match
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PMac: Wow, Cliff, Juan Carlos has surprised even me with his excellent play here!

Cliff: He has broken Greg 4 times in the match. I suppose that big lefty serve isn't working for him today.

PMac: Oh, no, Cliff, it's those passing shots of Ferrero's. (Juan Carlos hits a gorgeous backhand passing shot as he says this.) See, there's another one! Hard to believe this guy's Spanish, eh? He should have played Wimbledon!!

Cliff: I'm sure Tim Henman is glad he didn't (laughs). And he has this woman to thank . . . wait . . .

PMac: Well, Cliff, I don't see the new Mrs. Ferrero anywhere. That's strange. I wonder what happened? No matter. Andy Roddick has just started his match over on Court 3, so we're going to take you there.

Layla
08-17-2002, 07:59 PM
Double LMAO @ TennisHack. Help, I'm drowning in tears of laughter here. Your impersonation of Cliff and Pat is just hilarious.

Btw, your characterization of Layla is spot on. She's such a klutz. :rolleyes:

TennisHack
08-17-2002, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Nacho
1000!!!


Only 12,000 to go to catch up to the #1 forum! :D