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My Ass Kicks Ass!!!

sigmagirl91
12-11-2006, 09:46 PM
Forget Andy Roddick!!! Forget J-Lo!!! Forget all those so-called bootylicious men and women!!! It's all about me, damn it!! ME!!!

sophia_c
12-12-2006, 06:59 PM
Forget Andy Roddick!!! Forget J-Lo!!! Forget all those so-called bootylicious men and women!!! It's all about me, damn it!! ME!!!



Hummmm....if you say so :eek:

gravity
12-13-2006, 06:47 PM
Forget Andy Roddick!!! Forget J-Lo!!! Forget all those so-called bootylicious men and women!!! It's all about me, damn it!! ME!!!

So are you going to post some proof, or are we expected to just believe this?

And no, I can't forget Andy. Every morning I wake up, I think of Andy. When I go to bed, I'm thinking of Andy. When I'm fast asleep and dreaming, I'm dreaming of Andy. Andy is my life, my world, my everything....

sophia_c
12-13-2006, 09:25 PM
So are you going to post some proof, or are we expected to just believe this?

And no, I can't forget Andy. Every morning I wake up, I think of Andy. When I go to bed, I'm thinking of Andy. When I'm fast asleep and dreaming, I'm dreaming of Andy. Andy is my life, my world, my everything....

:lol: :lol: :lol: Man you better mail me!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

justClaudia
12-13-2006, 10:07 PM
So are you going to post some proof, or are we expected to just believe this?

And no, I can't forget Andy. Every morning I wake up, I think of Andy. When I go to bed, I'm thinking of Andy. When I'm fast asleep and dreaming, I'm dreaming of Andy. Andy is my life, my world, my everything....

That's like ..so romantic. :sobbing: Almost made me puke. Almost! :p

gravity
12-15-2006, 02:12 PM
Yeah I'm a romantic kinda guy ;)

gravity
12-15-2006, 02:18 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: Man you better mail me!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

Ahh yeah thanks for the email. ;) Why not just use the private message thing on here? I'm really lazy to write and respond to emails...

justClaudia
12-15-2006, 11:47 PM
Yeah I'm a romantic kinda guy ;)

Yeah, i can tell that. I am totally the opposite. :o

And where is our Ass queen? She gone again? :scratch:

gravity
12-16-2006, 02:22 PM
Strange that. She went very quiet after I demanded proof of her kick ass ass. I'm starting to doubt whether our Queen really is so very bootylicious ;) But we all love her anyway !

sigmagirl91
12-16-2006, 03:01 PM
Just close your eyes and imagine J-Lo X 2. I realize that this is a family site, and I will not post any "butt" shots.

justClaudia
12-16-2006, 03:48 PM
:rolls:

JLo x 2? :scratch: Kelly Clarkson's ass is what i'm picturing right now ...not bad, not bad i'd say.

gravity
12-17-2006, 04:32 PM
Doesn't Kelly Clarkson have a fat, cellulite ridden ass. I think that's a mean picture to paint of our Queen? :mad: Shame on you Claudia!

justClaudia
12-17-2006, 06:30 PM
When i read Tiff's post, i was looking at this pictures ...and since she said JLo x 2. :shrug: I don't know about the cellulite, but Kelly sure has a round big ass! :p

I love this girl though.

sophia_c
12-17-2006, 07:20 PM
She has a great voice...but i'm not so sure about the ass :eek: and I am not so sure if that picture would make a JLo x 2 :shrug: i think that ass needs to move on an exercise machine or maybe something else :rolleyes:

justClaudia
12-18-2006, 12:38 AM
She has a great voice...but i'm not so sure about the ass :eek: and I am not so sure if that picture would make a JLo x 2 :shrug: i think that ass needs to move on an exercise machine or maybe something else :rolleyes:

Yeah :lol: she seems to have a nice belly though, not fat at all. The legs and the ass are quite JLo-ish though. :tape:

jazz_girl
12-18-2006, 01:06 AM
It looks like mine :lol:

justClaudia
12-18-2006, 02:24 AM
She is curvy, looks like a latina.

I think i should be in bed by now, but no. I'm looking at Kelly Clarkson's ass at 3 am in the morning. :rolls: Fever is a f*cked up thing. :cuckoo:

sophia_c
12-18-2006, 07:48 AM
It looks like mine :lol:



Jime no way...you are tiny!!!!!

:wavey:

sigmagirl91
12-18-2006, 10:42 AM
Kelly does not have a big ass!!! Sorry!!!

sophia_c
12-18-2006, 11:29 AM
What are the dimensions of a big ass then :eek: ???

sigmagirl91
12-18-2006, 05:47 PM
What are the dimensions of a big ass then :eek: ???

The dimensions are: 4'X4'. Good enough?

sophia_c
12-18-2006, 06:12 PM
The dimensions are: 4'X4'. Good enough?


Its certainly big enough :eek: but a girl would still want to get through the door!!! No???

:wavey:

justClaudia
12-18-2006, 08:04 PM
Its certainly big enough :eek: but a girl would still want to get through the door!!! No???

:wavey:

:rolls: