The Official "Fat-Dar and Sexploitation" Thread

A place to talk for those of us "in the know." ;)

:eek:

Exactly. ;)

btw, sorry for the stupid question but....

what is fat dar?

Go look in the "Question for Canadians?" thread in non-tennis on wtaworld. It should be able to answer all your questions. ;)

pfffff....

can you please explain here?? im too lazy :o

What, you think you're special or something? :p

The term Fat-Dar was coined by Rebecca. This is her explanation from the Canadian thread that you can't be bothered to go read, you lazy bum :p ;)

I thought it up over some obnoxious poster in GM, I'm going to hunt for the quote now, so we can see where it all began

Tennisprimadonno (aka Heavyhitter we assume), was saying some total non sense then when someone piped up to call him an idiot he retorted with "Beccca, another fat poster" or something lame like that lmao

So fat dar is the ability to zero in on a posters body type just by reading their words. It is an amazing skill.

Hope you don't mind I copied your post, Becca! :kiss:

:wavey: Fellow fat-darian here! :o :p

Hiya Cilla! :wavey:

You're also a fellow sexploitarian, don't forget. :o :p

errr... didnt get it :p

Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Hiya Cilla! :wavey:

You're also a fellow sexploitarian, don't forget. :o :p

Whoops how could I possibly forget :rolleyes: :o ;)

Niminator, there was an obnoxious poster in wtaworld GM who started calling people fat. Becca replied sarcastically that he must have "Fat-Dar" if he can tell a person's weight just by what they post on a messageboard. Comprende?

Whoops how could I possibly forget

Because you're dumb. :p Just kidding. :kiss: Remember, you're the distributor of sexploitation!

Oh yeah the shipment of pirate copies of "Indecent Sexploitation" should be hitting all good and trashy/sleazy.probably the latter :o Video Shops soon! ;)

I take it you're expanding from just Nova Scotia, then? ;)

Originally posted by Dr. Marly
I take it your expanding from just Nova Scotia, then? ;)

Yes, I need to branch out....broaden my horizons! You know it's bloody hard work being the 1st(and only) sexploitation distributor in the world! :p

I totally understand. It's pretty tiring being the Queen of Sexploitation, too. :o ;)

Angele needs to get sexploitally indecent bum over here so she can help us out. :p

:eek: :eek: :o LMAO!! Gee who knew that all these forms of sexploitation would be so hard :eek: :o :rolleyes:

Well, you should've. You made up the term, after all. ;) :p

Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Well, you should've. You made up the term, after all. ;) :p

I digress :o

Erm...I may be wrong, but I'm not sure if that makes sense. :o

Neither am I it just sounded cool:o :rolleyes: 2 MYSELF! Anyway I have to go and pick up my sis from skool again :rolleyes: cyas later fellow sexploitee :o :wavey:

Originally posted by Dr. Marly
I totally understand. It's pretty tiring being the Queen of Sexploitation, too. :o ;)

Angele needs to get sexploitally indecent bum over here so she can help us out. :p

Not being Angele, but how can I help y'all??? ;)

:wavey: Have fun, Cilla! :p

Ingrid, you need a good sexploit title...hmm. Maybe we should wait until Cilla and Angele can add their two cents.

Hey, I like your new scrolling sig, Cilla! :D

Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Hey, I like your new scrolling sig, Cilla! :D

Yours aint half bad either Doc! ;)

I've missed out on so much, and i'm only a few hours late :sad:

Oh well - Fat Dar rules!

Yo Becca :wavey: How you doin!!! Fellow Fat-darian! :p

I'm not just a fellow fat darian - I am the Queen Discoverer of Fat Dar ;)

Me, Becca, AND Angele! There are getting to be quite a few queens around here, aren't there? :p

I really was the pioneer of fat dar though :sad:

Originally posted by Rebecca
I really was the pioneer of fat dar though :sad:

Three cheers for Becca! :bounce:

I think that if we ever get custom user titles mine will be "Fat Dar Pioneer"

We have a Fat Dar sighting on our very own board :eek: :o

Jorge, posted a thread about "naughty mimi" - one, or both of these posters has Fat Dar :eek:

Act with caution!

Thanx 4 the Alert Becca :eek: :eek: Fat-Dar in activation.

LOL and :D at this thread

:bounce: :bounce:

I hope we can have custom titles so I can be Queen Goober :p

LoL you guys are hilarious :D

Too many queens around here :p We need princesses or... children of the future! :o

Yes I agree.

I will not be a Queen myself, rather a pioneer.

Pioneers are important, they shape the future of the world! Queens just *think* they are important, but really don't do anything :rolleyes: ;) :p

Yeah Queens think their soo special :rolleyes: Not that i'm bitter or nethin :o

LoL @ Cilla and Becca

Can I be the frog that does magical things, like a wizard frog??? ;) :p

I think frog is appropriate :p we already have a wizard in harry potter somewhere on this board :o Ana-Why Static??

Cilla it's Static because I lived in the same swamp for a long time... :o

Fine if I can't be a wizard than I'm going to be a shapeshifting frog, I can turn into bubblez!

Ana-I have summoned you in the camel thread :p

Which one? there are 2 camel threads now :o

Ive just discoverd that :eek: The one in wta 1st then u can visit me in ATP one :p

Ah yes I did lol the 2nd camel thread is a ghost's town lol no one wants to post there :p

Don't worry once people become aware of our love of camels, fat-dar and sexploitation the punters will come flocking to the thread ;)

Or else I'll have to shape shift my way and hypnotize everyone to post there :p ;)

Originally posted by Static
Or else I'll have to shape shift my way and hypnotize everyone to post there :p ;)

That too..whatever works :p

Hahaha well I'm going to go now, wish me luck everyone I'm off to get my butt whooped in tennis :o.... again :p

:sad: youre leavin me. Well happy ass whuppin :p :wavey:

Hey my tennis group is like the battle of the sexes! 2 girls against 2 boys! :p

gooo froggy Kick sum guyz asses, well....or whatever floats your boat...:o ;)

Anybody in here??

LOL, you all have the same avatar, it seems as if it was only one poster talking to himself all night... LMAO

As for the Fat-Dar, I want one of those!!!! :sad:
;)

OMG hitman I was thinking the same thing when I read this thread :o

Its like one person talking to themselves over and over :o

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Its funny, isnt it? LMAO
:o :p

As Long As Y'all Remember That Dear Sweet Angele Is My Queen!:drool: :drool: :drool: And, I am her ever loving Frog Prince!;) :D

*cough Yes Frog being the operative word........:p Just jokes Barrie :bounce: I'm happy that you are a devoted husband to my friend :)

Well, how can anyone not love Angele? It is impossible for me to not love her!:bounce:

LOL! @ Your sig :p Just to make it clear I suppose ;) Your property :o

Noooooooooooooooooo!!!! Not my property!!!!!! I'm just so very happy to be at her side!:bounce:

:angel: Kool, I'm glad you respect your new "wife" lol! Bless :) :)

Personally, Angele, I think you should divorce Barrie unless he changes that minging avatar! :p

Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Personally, Angele, I think you should divorce Barrie unless he changes that minging avatar! :p

:eek: :eek: :fiery: :fiery:-I didn't notice his avatar! I take it all back Angele divorce him unless he gets that minger outta there :o

What?? How could you not notice that, Cilla? I'm disappointed in you. :p

Especially as it's been pointed out that we all have the same avatar in here. :o :p

Originally posted by Dr. Marly
What?? How could you not notice that, Cilla? I'm disappointed in you. :p

Especially as it's been pointed out that we all have the same avatar in here. :o :p

I know, I'm ashamed of myself :o I think I was overwhelmed by Barrie's niceness :o Yeah Hitman & Becca have pointed that out :o

I think I was overwhelmed by Barrie's niceness

He's just trying to get on your good side so you won't stand in the way of his marriage to Angele. :p

Originally posted by Dr. Marly


He's just trying to get on your good side so you won't stand in the way of his marriage to Angele. :p

Yes, now I realise I have been sucked in & I'm not a happy bridesmaid!

Yes, now I realise I have been sucked in & I'm not a happy bridesmaid!

Ah, Cilla. You're so sweet and naive. ;) :p

:o

Don't be embarrassed. The world needs people like you for the rest of us to take advantage of! ;) :p :kiss:

:fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: Whoops I don't know what came over me then Marly...I descended into Ana mode.....;) :p

Don't worry about it, Cilla. I'm glad to know you won't be a passenger in the car of life. :p

Beside, I've been flamed so many times by now, it doesn't faze me anymore. ;)

Well.....They won't let me put Cappy in there so this is my way of protesting

Protest with someone good-looking, like Lleyton! ;)

Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Protest with someone good-looking, like Lleyton! ;)

You said it girl!:bounce: Look Barrie If you want to prove your love to "your bride" then you will put Lleyton in your avatar now! And another thing about angele putting cappy in your avatar is a no-go zone coz she will surely divorce you!

Originally posted by Dr. Marly
Protest with someone good-looking, like Lleyton! ;)

Pffffff..... Like Lleyton is good looking! You must realize that I am much used to Angeles extraordinary beauty and no one is remotely "good looking" in comparison to my sweet baby!

*ahem* Lleyton is EXTREMELY good-looking, Barrie. I'll chalk up your saying otherwise to being a guy. :rolleyes: :p

You must realize that I am much used to Angeles extraordinary beauty and no one is remotely "good looking" in comparison to my sweet baby!

Yes...have you ever actually seen a picture of Angele? :p

:bounce: Psych!!!:bounce:

Originally posted by Dr. Marly
*ahem* Lleyton is EXTREMELY good-looking, Barrie. I'll chalk up your saying otherwise to being a guy. :rolleyes: :p



Yes...have you ever actually seen a picture of Angele? :p

Of Course I have!:p :rolleyes:

What's she look like then? :p

A Goddes Like Angel, Far More Beautiful Than I Deserve!

Originally posted by Barrie_Dude


Pffffff..... Like Lleyton is good looking! You must realize that I am much used to Angeles extraordinary beauty and no one is remotely "good looking" in comparison to my sweet baby!

Haven't been here for the whole weekend, and what do I find?

Grgrrrrr, Barrie_Dude, how dare you come in here posting with an avatar like, like (can't get it out of my computer), THAT ***... of all avatars??? :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery: :fiery:
(meanwhile taking another pill to prevent a heart attack)

and on top of that, how dare you insinuate that Lleyton's looks aren't really that good... pffffff

and then knowing that I was a bridesmaid of Angele... (not that I remember anything of the wedding, but that's besides the point ;) LOL) gonna call Angele; time she divorces you Barrie!

Kick that damn pic of THAT *** off your avatar's choice, select the only sensible choice you could make as Angele's husband; put up Lleyton as your avatar today, and I might, just MIGHT forgive you, and will not call Angele then, it's up to you Barrie!

Ahhh, Ingrid, you're turning into a Flamey Jr.! :p

Ingrid :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: and here I was thinking serious happened :o And you know what's even worse about that avatar?? He's putting it up in protest of not being able to gave a CAPRIATI avatar :fiery: :fiery: ;) :p

Angela :wavey: :lick:

Daniel :kiss: :wavey:

:eek: Angele, you're playing Daniel off Barrie! Shame on you. :p

And Barrie, a Jenny Cap avatar?? I mean, I like her, but what happened to Amanda Coetzer, huh? :p

Originally posted by angele87
Ingrid :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: and here I was thinking serious happened :o And you know what's even worse about that avatar?? He's putting it up in protest of not being able to gave a CAPRIATI avatar :fiery: :fiery: ;) :p

LOL Angele, it is serious!!! :D
***'s face is really not good for my health!

Now now, Daniel's just a friend! I could never compete with the cute guy that lives in his building ;) :o :p

Originally posted by KaseyL


LOL Angele, it is serious!!! :D
***'s face is really not good for my health!

I know, I know but perhaps a consulatation with Dr. Marly would make you feel better :angel:

Aww, thanks for the endorsement, Angele! :kiss:

Anything for my favorite doctor :D

Come to the chat with me, :angel:e! I'm bored. :p

ok i'm there!

Are You Stikk There?

Ah, finally! Barrie, you did change your avatar!

:kiss: (only one, don't want to make Angele jealous LOL)

hehe, that's a relief for my health! And saves me a number of consultations with our dr Marly...:p

pffft you people aren't talking about Fat Dar at all :fiery:

Speaking of Fat-dar Becca have you noticed that WTAWorld GM has been a lot quieter since ATPWorld came along. No known Fat-Slanging........

Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
Speaking of Fat-dar Becca have you noticed that WTAWorld GM has been a lot quieter since ATPWorld came along. No known Fat-Slanging........


You see, the power ... :D

Originally posted by Lleyton's_Chick
Speaking of Fat-dar Becca have you noticed that WTAWorld GM has been a lot quieter since ATPWorld came along. No known Fat-Slanging........

I like to think that it is because most of the wise posters came over here, and let the remaining morons talk amongst themselves in wtaworld GM.

Of course this theory backfires when I see people like Rollo, and Brian Stewart still posting there, but shhhhhh ;)


Another suggestion, would be that since ATPWorld has came along, the WIlliams sisters haven't been playing, and GM has been quieter.

Coincidence? I think not :eek:

Originally posted by Rebecca



Another suggestion, would be that since ATPWorld has came along, the WIlliams sisters haven't been playing, and GM has been quieter.

Coincidence? I think not :eek:

Too true.

Shhhhhhhh.... It may be too good to be true!

:haha:

What's with the old school thread bumpage? :o

I'm bored honey:hug: