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Kolya is a brutal, evil person!!!

Verd
11-04-2006, 08:10 PM
:eek: He went and scalped Jarkko for the hair! :scared:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jarkkolay.jpg

Drunk with newfound power, he then went on a hair rampage! :eek:

Youzhny: :hearts:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/youzhnydenko.jpg

Robredo: :haha:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/tommydenko.jpg

(But Jarkkolay is still the best looking! :drool: :D)

atheneglaukopis
11-04-2006, 08:11 PM
No FAIR! I can't good rep you! :haha: :rolls: :sobbing:

Saumon
11-04-2006, 08:12 PM
:spit: :spit: :spit:


can you try to do it with tursunov's curls? and safin's fro? and nadal's hair? :haha:


I can't rep you :awww:

Metis
11-04-2006, 08:12 PM
:haha: :haha:

MarieS
11-04-2006, 08:13 PM
:spit: does he eat babies too?

i can't good rep you. :ras:

mallorn
11-04-2006, 08:13 PM
:haha: :rolls: :worship:

He doesn't look bad though. :p

*Ljubica*
11-04-2006, 08:13 PM
:haha: :haha:

Ernham
11-04-2006, 08:14 PM
Amazing how much younger someone looks with a little hair.

Katastrophe
11-04-2006, 08:14 PM
I never get tired of reading your posts, especially when pictures are involved! :lol:

rmb6687
11-04-2006, 08:15 PM
MWHAHAHAHHAHAHA that's awesome! I gotta say, that he actually does look pretty good there. :yeah:



PS: this rep rules are stupid!

MisterQ
11-04-2006, 08:16 PM
He's a pretty hip brutalizer. :cool:

Saumon
11-04-2006, 08:16 PM
How about Kolya with Feli-hair? :hearts: Or Kolya with a Sergio Tacchini headband and Robredo-mullet? :devil:

oh yes! that too please!!! :rolls:

GlennMirnyi
11-04-2006, 08:20 PM
He looks like IVAN DRAGO!

Ernham
11-04-2006, 08:21 PM
He looks like IVAN DRAGO!

He looks absolutely nothing like Lundgren.

Blue Heart24
11-04-2006, 08:23 PM
He looks like IVAN DRAGO!

:yeah: :lol: Go Rocky! :haha:

ufokart
11-04-2006, 08:23 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

GlennMirnyi
11-04-2006, 08:24 PM
He looks absolutely nothing like Lundgren.

The face yes, the rest of course not.

Clara Bow
11-04-2006, 08:24 PM
He looks like IVAN DRAGO!

Hee! I have a tendency to say to myself "I will break you" in a Drago voice whenever Davy does that unsmiling fist pump after he wins matches. Hand to heart....

Frankly, nothing against bald guys- but Davy does look a little :drool: with hair.

I will be sure to do a raincheck for the good rep.

alelysafina
11-04-2006, 08:27 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

I can't rep you either!! :sad:

CooCooCachoo
11-04-2006, 08:27 PM
:lol: Nice one :yeah:

Clara Bow
11-04-2006, 08:30 PM
If he can't get Nike to sponsor him he should maybe think about scalp-based companies.

Seriously- he should contact Jeremy Piven about who does his plugs. ;) They look pretty natural.

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050627/11648__piven_l.jpg

Verd
11-04-2006, 08:36 PM
:haha: As long as Kolya sticks to plugs and not some cheap toupee. The last thing he needs is to be diving to catch some passing shot in some tournament or another and have it lift up in the breeze. :awww:

Clara Bow
11-04-2006, 08:37 PM
The last thing he needs is to be diving to catch some passing shot in some tournament or another and have it lift up in the breeze.

:lol: But that could be a great way to distract his opponent. :devil:

Nathaliia
11-04-2006, 08:39 PM
It is wonderful :yeah:

Saumon
11-04-2006, 08:40 PM
:haha: As long as Kolya sticks to plugs and not some cheap toupee. The last thing he needs is to be diving to catch some passing shot in some tournament or another and have it lift up in the breeze. :awww:

I wonder if they would have to replay the point :scratch:

ReservoirCat
11-04-2006, 08:45 PM
:haha: :haha:

:spit: :spit: a mouthful of tea on my keyboard as soon as I caught sight of the pic, and that's before I even read the name of this new, bionic haired super hero.:rolls: :rolls: Good job I'd drank it by then:lol:

What a great advertisement for The Advanced Hair Studio Jarkkolay would be. Move over Warney!:yippee:

Good repping you in a nanosecond J'torian.:D

PS:With Rogi's lovely locks.:hearts:Pretty please with a cherry on top.:angel:

fightingducky
11-04-2006, 08:47 PM
:rolls:

ReservoirCat
11-04-2006, 08:59 PM
I wonder if they would have to replay the point :scratch:

:lol:
Imagine that magnified 4 times by Hawkeye.:lol:
"Mr Davydenko is challenging the windspeed on the centre parting."

Damita
11-04-2006, 09:12 PM
Too bad Jarkko isn't an MTF member - if he was I'd say that you should give your good reps to him for his luscious, richly colored, strong hair. :worship::lol: Since he isn't here, the rep is for you :hatoff:

I wonder if they would have to replay the point :scratch:
:haha:
:lol:
Imagine that magnified 4 times by Hawkeye.:lol:
"Mr Davydenko is challenging the windspeed on the centre parting."

OMG! :spit: :rolls: stop people, please stop :haha:

Regenbogen
11-04-2006, 09:46 PM
:rolls:

Jarkkolay is not that bad looking though :lol:

NYCtennisfan
11-04-2006, 10:15 PM
:haha: :worship:

Björki
11-04-2006, 10:19 PM
:haha:

what about with long hair? :)

alelysafina
11-04-2006, 10:26 PM
:haha:

Scotso
11-04-2006, 10:27 PM
I like that look for him. :D

GeoGirl
11-04-2006, 10:43 PM
Dark hair suits him.

Metis
11-04-2006, 10:43 PM
let's see him with Rafa and Tursunov hair :D

GeoGirl
11-04-2006, 10:45 PM
let's see him with Rafa and Tursunov hair :D

Yeah, I wanna see him with curly blond hair, please. :)

Fergie
11-04-2006, 10:46 PM
OMG :haha:

ReservoirCat
11-04-2006, 10:48 PM
Youzhnydenko as a tennis playing soldier. Excellent!
I need to see the arrow straight centre parting on Tommydenko.:angel:


:haha: :haha: I am officially out for the count. Too funny.:rolls:

Kalliopeia
11-04-2006, 10:55 PM
No no no, you people have it all wrong. He needs Agassi hair, 1989.

robinhood
11-04-2006, 10:58 PM
TOMMYDENKO :haha::haha::haha:
Where did Nikolay get his eyebrows plucked?
I want a number.

Peoples
11-04-2006, 11:35 PM
:eek: He went and scalped Jarkko for the hair! :scared:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/jarkkolay.jpg
You made him pretty good-looking! I didnt think it was possible.

atheneglaukopis
11-04-2006, 11:49 PM
Good to see the mad Russian scientists have been at work. :devil: Let me second the request for Feli-hair.

liptea
11-05-2006, 02:21 AM
:) silly boys.

georgekuo1017
11-05-2006, 02:44 AM
:haha:

ataptc
11-05-2006, 02:55 AM
:rolls: :rolls: absolutely brilliant!!

Lee
11-05-2006, 03:01 AM
J'torian http://img2.menstennisforums.com/753/You_re_the_men.gif

Five
11-05-2006, 03:04 AM
:spit: Good one :yeah:

Deboogle!.
11-05-2006, 04:15 AM
:haha: This is one of the best threads ever!!!

J'torian, what about Murray's mop? I think that would look.... interesting :angel: :lol:

MarieS
11-05-2006, 04:16 AM
:spit: omg.
you're going to KILL me one of these days.
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha::haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

and i STILL can't good rep you. :ras:

Deboogle!.
11-05-2006, 04:20 AM
:haha: That'll have to wait for another day, but I would LOVE to do that! :devil: The Safin/Murray mops definitely need to be explored. :devil::woohoo: :banana: :p

MarieS
11-05-2006, 04:20 AM
I can't wait. :bounce: :tape:

alelysafina
11-05-2006, 04:31 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

R.Federer
11-05-2006, 04:34 AM
Oh, this is so good!!!! :lol:

This is professionally done, J'Torian admit it, this is your business work!

Vass
11-05-2006, 04:38 AM
Damn, he would have been pretty hot with hair.

MarieS
11-05-2006, 04:41 AM
:eek: You mean I could actually be paid for this? :aplot: :lol:

we could arrange that, yes. :angel:

Clara Bow
11-05-2006, 05:19 AM
I :hearts: this thread.

And darn it if Davy isn't a babe with Jarkko's and Dima's hair.

clandis
11-05-2006, 06:17 AM
:eek: You mean I could actually be paid for this? :aplot: :lol:

You should be paid for this!
So good, you drew me out of lurking.:worship:

alelysafina
11-05-2006, 06:23 AM
Kolya with Dmitry's short hair is hot. Actually, so hot it's not even an amusing picture...


Can we see that one too??

cherry@cupcake
11-05-2006, 06:53 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

:worship: :worship: :worship:

Loves 'em all!
(but especially Dimadenko!)

Voo de Mar
11-05-2006, 06:56 AM
;)

Libelle
11-05-2006, 07:13 AM
And on the sixth day, Davydenko was given the gift of Feli-Hair. Feli-Hair, which always looks like you just stepped out of the shower and your showerhead was spraying out jets of liquid sexiness. Feli-Hair, which always stays in place except for that one strand which falls sensually, coquettishly across part of the forehead. Feli-Hair, in perfect position even when you're winding up to do a backhand. Feli-Hair, rich chocolate in color when wet and golden as a sunrise when dry.

And Davydenko loved the Feli-Hair, and it was good. Amen. :bowdown:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/felidenko.jpg
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha::haha:

:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown:

:haha:

Someone mentioned early Agassi as well. So many scalps, so little time! :sobbing:
:devil: :p
Damn, he would have been pretty hot with hair.
:tape: :D

Adler
11-05-2006, 07:30 AM
;)
Oh man, Blake-denko is just too much :haha:

atheneglaukopis
11-05-2006, 07:31 AM
:haha: Felidenko! :spit: And Blakydenko! Thread of the year.

RonE
11-05-2006, 07:32 AM
:lol:

I'd like to see him wearing an early 90's Agassi mullet.

lilimi80
11-05-2006, 07:38 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: you're killing me...jarkolai is great, blakedenko is funny.
you see his look is higly underrated!
i'm wainting for nikolai safidenkin and nick davidenssi :lol:(bad names, i know:lol:)

Action Jackson
11-05-2006, 07:41 AM
Great stuff.

lilimi80
11-05-2006, 07:56 AM
Robredo: :haha:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/tommydenko.jpg

But Jarkkolay is still the best looking! :drool:

tommydenko reminds me of sveta kuznetsova:eek:

Libelle
11-05-2006, 08:07 AM
tommydenko reminds me of sveta kuznetsova:eek:
:o tommydenko is much cuter :tape:

muniu
11-05-2006, 10:51 AM
:woohoo: nice :haha:

Voo de Mar
11-05-2006, 11:12 AM
:lol:

I'd like to see him wearing an early 90's Agassi mullet.

;)

Voo de Mar
11-05-2006, 12:14 PM
Hehe.

Voo de Mar
11-05-2006, 12:24 PM
Nikoyton Hewitienko

Metis
11-05-2006, 12:29 PM
And on the sixth day, Davydenko was given the gift of Feli-Hair. Feli-Hair, which always looks like you just stepped out of the shower and your showerhead was spraying out jets of liquid sexiness. Feli-Hair, which always stays in place except for that one strand which falls sensually, coquettishly across part of the forehead. Feli-Hair, in perfect position even when you're winding up to do a backhand. Feli-Hair, rich chocolate in color when wet and golden as a sunrise when dry.

And Davydenko loved the Feli-Hair, and it was good. Amen. :bowdown:



You must spread some reputation around before you give it to J'torian again.

:haha: :haha:

He actually looks pretty good with Feli hair! Maybe he could persuade Feli to donate some of his hair follicles. Stem cell scientists are doing miracles these days... He could have them injected in his scalp. :tape:

Dimadenko1 looks great too. :yeah:


Davydenko Jamaican style is hilarious (not bad at all IMO) and Agassi-denko is just :bolt:

PennyThePenguin
11-05-2006, 12:34 PM
OMC! this thread is great :worship: :worship: :worship:

tennis lover
11-05-2006, 02:19 PM
:haha: :haha: Keep them coming! :)

Nadie
11-05-2006, 07:47 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: you rock guys!

Blakydenko :rolls:

Alexandy
11-05-2006, 07:58 PM
Best. Thread. Ever.

Jarkkolay Nieminenko :hearts:

J'torian and Voo de Mar :worship:

napki
11-05-2006, 09:14 PM
:haha: :haha:



P.S. here comes my addition of :boxing: to the repping system. :banghead: :p

cobalt60
11-05-2006, 09:22 PM
Words cannot describe how I feel at this moment;)

mir
11-05-2006, 09:37 PM
:haha: hilarious, pleazzzzzzz the safin bun/moptop :angel:

fightingducky
11-05-2006, 09:44 PM
amazing thread!
:rolls:

Dupuis2006
11-05-2006, 09:45 PM
:lol:

*Viva Chile*
11-05-2006, 09:52 PM
J'torian and Voo de Mar :worship:

rmb6687
11-06-2006, 12:13 AM
andredenko.....:eek:


blakydenko.....please god NO!!! Those dreads didn't even want to stay on Jame's head, let alone on kolya.


jarkodenko is still the hottest.

rommel99
11-06-2006, 03:03 AM
lolz

mtw
11-06-2006, 12:26 PM
He is not brutal and evil, maybe a little too cold. He is in very good form.

Fumus
11-06-2006, 02:04 PM
Davydenko looks like a male model with Jarkos hair...seriously he should work on that.

MisterQ
11-06-2006, 03:33 PM
Stop it, I'm going to hyperventilate. :rolls:

Saumon
11-06-2006, 05:10 PM
He is not brutal and evil, maybe a little too cold. He is in very good form.

you're right! J'torian knows nothing! :ras:

:o

mir
11-06-2006, 06:14 PM
you're right! J'torian knows nothing! :ras:

:o

:haha:

Still waiting anxiously for the Maray Davfin

I say keep pimping Davy :p

Voo de Mar
11-06-2006, 06:39 PM
Still waiting anxiously for the Maray Davfin


;)

Metis
11-06-2006, 06:55 PM
^

Oh God :lol:
That makes me wonder how Marat would look if he was completely bald! :tape:

cobalt60
11-06-2006, 07:04 PM
^

Oh God :lol:
That makes me wonder how Marat would look if he was completely bald! :tape:

:lol: The start of another thread? :eek:

Katastrophe
11-06-2006, 07:18 PM
Thanks for the Marat one VDM- instant classic! :lol:

mir
11-06-2006, 07:45 PM
:spit:

Marat's ear doesn't suit kolya....

great work :yeah:

Rex
11-06-2006, 08:32 PM
so funny!!!!!!!!!!!

Johnny Groove
11-06-2006, 08:52 PM
No Rafadenko? :awww:

ReservoirCat
11-06-2006, 10:17 PM
Or Nikorog Federydenko...;)

Masterful work J'torian and Voo de Mar.:worship: :worship:

GeoGirl
11-07-2006, 12:21 AM
;)
:lol: All Maray Davfin needs now is a big nappy and he could really pull off that sumo wrestler look! :p

Voo de Mar
11-07-2006, 07:59 AM
The Greatest Wimbledon Final Of All Time: Fedyenko def. Nadenko
:lol:

Action Jackson
11-07-2006, 09:23 AM
Lets see the people work the magic with this hair.

http://www.mlsnet.com/images/2005/07/16/z7eyIYTx.jpg

Carlos Valderrama becomes Nikolai Valderrdenko.

Voo de Mar
11-07-2006, 09:58 AM
Valderrdenko & Christian Bimes
Valderrdenko & Christolay Bimedenko (cartoon) ;) :D...

Voo de Mar
11-07-2006, 10:02 AM
:haha:

MariaV
11-07-2006, 11:01 AM
And Davydenko cast off the Feli-Hair, for the Feli-Hair, while gorgeous, was causing him to have inexplicable cravings for hair care products, full-length mirrors, moisturizers loaded with state-of-the-art antioxidants, and shirtless pics of Rafa. Newly hairless and unbound, he set off in search of fresh follicles.

For nine days and nine nights Davydenko wandered in the desert, his bald head growing more sunburned by the hour. He was alone and thirsty... thirsty for hair.

But on the tenth day, lo - a lush oasis! A rampant forest! But was it real, or was it a mirage?

Davydenko got closer, and realized it was no mirage, but a large curly forest sitting atop a hippo's head. With a cruelty that was as beautiful as it was deadly, he purloined the Hippo-Hair and donned it proudly.

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/safinenko.jpg

All of a sudden, a wave of strange fortune hit Davydenko. He found women young and old screaming his name wherever he went, and in the larger cities there were even throngs of bright-eyed men adding their voices to the otherwise feminine chorus. At home he started receiving dozens of underwear samples in the mail, the bulk of them used. He found that all of a sudden he could do no wrong, even when he went out looking like:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/safinenko2.jpg;

and he started winning every poll in the local news media, even the one which asked, "Who will be the first woman to lead the United Nations?"

And Davydenko knew he was blessed with a great fortune, and he stroked the Hippo-Hair, and the Hippo-Hair rustled in the breeze, and it was good. Amen.

Well, until the day Davydenko went out on court and suddenly smashed all five of his racquets. Amen. :bowdown:


AMEN! :bowdown: :worship: :bowdown: :worship: :bowdown: :worship: :bowdown: :worship: :bowdown: :worship: :bowdown: :worship: :bowdown:
Your Safidenko avvy is beyond words. :bowdown: :worship: :bowdown: :worship:

PennyThePenguin
11-07-2006, 11:06 AM
your safidenko avvy is the best! :worship: :worship: ok..not the best. I think best goes to Nikolai Valderrdenko. :worship: :worship:q

Katastrophe
11-07-2006, 02:39 PM
They just keep getting funnier...thanks! :lol:

alfonsojose
11-07-2006, 04:11 PM
:haha: :haha:

Saumon
11-07-2006, 05:26 PM
And Davydenko cast off the Feli-Hair, for the Feli-Hair, while gorgeous, was causing him to have inexplicable cravings for hair care products, full-length mirrors, moisturizers loaded with state-of-the-art antioxidants, and shirtless pics of Rafa. Newly hairless and unbound, he set off in search of fresh follicles.

For nine days and nine nights Davydenko wandered in the desert, his bald head growing more sunburned by the hour. He was alone and thirsty... thirsty for hair.

But on the tenth day, lo - a lush oasis! A rampant forest! But was it real, or was it a mirage?

Davydenko got closer, and realized it was no mirage, but a large curly forest sitting atop a hippo's head. With a cruelty that was as beautiful as it was deadly, he purloined the Hippo-Hair and donned it proudly.

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/safinenko.jpg

All of a sudden, a wave of strange fortune hit Davydenko. He found women young and old screaming his name wherever he went, and in the larger cities there were even throngs of bright-eyed men adding their voices to the otherwise feminine chorus. At home he started receiving dozens of underwear samples in the mail, the bulk of them used. He found that all of a sudden he could do no wrong, even when he went out looking like:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/safinenko2.jpg;

and he started winning every poll in the local news media, even the one which asked, "Who will be the first woman to lead the United Nations?"

And Davydenko knew he was blessed with a great fortune, and he stroked the Hippo-Hair, and the Hippo-Hair rustled in the breeze, and it was good. Amen.

Well, until the day Davydenko went out on court and suddenly smashed all five of his racquets. Amen. :bowdown:
:spit: :spit: :spit: :worship: :worship: :worship: :rolls:
Just for you, George. :kiss:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/valderrdenko.jpg

You also get first crack at the avatar, if you want it. :devil:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/vtr_valderrdenko.jpg

:tape: :haha:

Alexandy
11-07-2006, 07:40 PM
J'torian is a brutal, evil GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!! :worship:

Marat Safinenko...best picture I have ever seen in my life!!! :spit: :lol:

MarieS
11-07-2006, 07:46 PM
:spit: omg. :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
you're killing me. STOP it.

napki
11-07-2006, 07:47 PM
And Davydenko cast off the Feli-Hair, for the Feli-Hair, while gorgeous, was causing him to have inexplicable cravings for hair care products, full-length mirrors, moisturizers loaded with state-of-the-art antioxidants, and shirtless pics of Rafa. Newly hairless and unbound, he set off in search of fresh follicles.

For nine days and nine nights Davydenko wandered in the desert, his bald head growing more sunburned by the hour. He was alone and thirsty... thirsty for hair.

But on the tenth day, lo - a lush oasis! A rampant forest! But was it real, or was it a mirage?

Davydenko got closer, and realized it was no mirage, but a large curly forest sitting atop a hippo's head. With a cruelty that was as beautiful as it was deadly, he purloined the Hippo-Hair and donned it proudly.

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/safinenko.jpg

...

:eek: :worship: :eek: :worship: :eek: :worship:

That's the best model of them all! :lol: I'm getting the avy version of it, right about... NOW!! :p

:angel:

Action Jackson
11-08-2006, 01:13 AM
Just for you, George. :kiss:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/valderrdenko.jpg

You also get first crack at the avatar, if you want it. :devil:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/vtr_valderrdenko.jpg

Great work and I knew you could handle the challenge.

Vamos and davai Valderrenko.

jennTENnisFan06
11-08-2006, 03:35 AM
And Davydenko cast off the Feli-Hair, for the Feli-Hair, while gorgeous, was causing him to have inexplicable cravings for hair care products, full-length mirrors, moisturizers loaded with state-of-the-art antioxidants, and shirtless pics of Rafa. Newly hairless and unbound, he set off in search of fresh follicles.

For nine days and nine nights Davydenko wandered in the desert, his bald head growing more sunburned by the hour. He was alone and thirsty... thirsty for hair.

But on the tenth day, lo - a lush oasis! A rampant forest! But was it real, or was it a mirage?

Davydenko got closer, and realized it was no mirage, but a large curly forest sitting atop a hippo's head. With a cruelty that was as beautiful as it was deadly, he purloined the Hippo-Hair and donned it proudly.

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/safinenko.jpg

All of a sudden, a wave of strange fortune hit Davydenko. He found women young and old screaming his name wherever he went, and in the larger cities there were even throngs of bright-eyed men adding their voices to the otherwise feminine chorus. At home he started receiving dozens of underwear samples in the mail, the bulk of them used. He found that all of a sudden he could do no wrong, even when he went out looking like:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/safinenko2.jpg;

and he started winning every poll in the local news media, even the one which asked, "Who will be the first woman to lead the United Nations?"

And Davydenko knew he was blessed with a great fortune, and he stroked the Hippo-Hair, and the Hippo-Hair rustled in the breeze, and it was good. Amen.

Well, until the day Davydenko went out on court and suddenly smashed all five of his racquets. Amen. :bowdown:


:haha: :worship: :worship: :worship: Words cannot describe how hard I am laughing right now! ROTFL!!! Thank you so much for your hard work! Safinenko...with the curls?! The best! (Although i think it's tied with Nieminenko!!!) Wow! Davy is looking HOT!! :worship:

~*BGT*~
11-08-2006, 04:10 AM
How about spiky auburn Roddick hair??

jennTENnisFan06
11-08-2006, 04:30 AM
How about spiky auburn Roddick hair??

oooohhh...yes, please! Andylay Roddidenko!! ;) :rocker2:

rmb6687
11-08-2006, 09:42 AM
And Davydenko cast off the Feli-Hair, for the Feli-Hair, while gorgeous, was causing him to have inexplicable cravings for hair care products, full-length mirrors, moisturizers loaded with state-of-the-art antioxidants, and shirtless pics of Rafa. Newly hairless and unbound, he set off in search of fresh follicles.

For nine days and nine nights Davydenko wandered in the desert, his bald head growing more sunburned by the hour. He was alone and thirsty... thirsty for hair.

But on the tenth day, lo - a lush oasis! A rampant forest! But was it real, or was it a mirage?

Davydenko got closer, and realized it was no mirage, but a large curly forest sitting atop a hippo's head. With a cruelty that was as beautiful as it was deadly, he purloined the Hippo-Hair and donned it proudly.

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/safinenko.jpg

All of a sudden, a wave of strange fortune hit Davydenko. He found women young and old screaming his name wherever he went, and in the larger cities there were even throngs of bright-eyed men adding their voices to the otherwise feminine chorus. At home he started receiving dozens of underwear samples in the mail, the bulk of them used. He found that all of a sudden he could do no wrong, even when he went out looking like:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/safinenko2.jpg;

and he started winning every poll in the local news media, even the one which asked, "Who will be the first woman to lead the United Nations?"

And Davydenko knew he was blessed with a great fortune, and he stroked the Hippo-Hair, and the Hippo-Hair rustled in the breeze, and it was good. Amen.

Well, until the day Davydenko went out on court and suddenly smashed all five of his racquets. Amen. :bowdown:

oh oh jesus....HAHAHHAHHAHHAHA. My night sucked until I came back on this thread to see how safindenko turned out...mwhahahahahahah.

the caption/story is amazing

thank you

mir
11-08-2006, 10:04 AM
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5545/safinenko2bh0.th.jpg (http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=safinenko2bh0.jpg)
I think I just fell in love :hearts:

Björki
11-08-2006, 10:07 AM
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5545/safinenko2bh0.th.jpg (http://img300.imageshack.us/my.php?image=safinenko2bh0.jpg)
I think I just fell in love :hearts:
that's the best for sure :)

shotgun
11-08-2006, 11:46 AM
Valderrenko. :worship:

Would be interesting to see a Gugadenko, and a Nalbydenko as well. :p

Voo de Mar
11-08-2006, 12:13 PM
Gugadenko ;)

shotgun
11-08-2006, 12:24 PM
Gugadenko ;)

Charismatic :D

Damita
11-08-2006, 02:45 PM
Just for you, George. :kiss:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/valderrdenko.jpg

You also get first crack at the avatar, if you want it. :devil:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/vtr_valderrdenko.jpg

OMG! :haha: :haha: :haha: :worship:
and LMAO @ your Safinenko avy too :lol:
You guys are doing a great job!

*wonders what Kolya would look like with Monfils' current hair* :angel: :aplot: *please, pretty please*

Voo de Mar
11-08-2006, 02:58 PM
Monfildienko without a dreadlocks ;)

Katastrophe
11-08-2006, 02:59 PM
Aww, I love Gugadenko...so adorable! :)

Voo de Mar
11-08-2006, 05:04 PM
denko man of a million faces

selyoink
11-08-2006, 05:21 PM
Best Thread Ever!

We need to see a Bjornolay Borgdenko.

Monteque
11-08-2006, 05:21 PM
Well, Devildenko isnt an evil person just doing the evil work ethic. This guy is enough crazy to compete in all ATP schedules in one year....that's crazy evil work ethic.

Björki
11-08-2006, 05:23 PM
Rafadenko pls :)

Monteque
11-08-2006, 05:34 PM
It's getting sick, u know, making the one pic with various wigs. You should ask permission to Davy for it.:o :o :o :p

justClaudia
11-08-2006, 09:11 PM
:haha: :haha: This thread is the best. thanks for the laugh guys.

J'torian. :worship:

Sunny_Boy
11-08-2006, 10:30 PM
:lol:
Love the hair!

Metis
11-09-2006, 09:49 PM
Well, hello again sexy!!! :lol:

http://www.masters-cup.com/4/photogallery/2006/arrival/davy2.jpg

http://www.masters-cup.com/4/photogallery/2006/arrival/davy1.jpg

Davydenko looks poised to take some scalps in Shanghai. Not Blake's or Ljubicic's of course (what use would he have for those after all?) but any of the other 5 would definitely be an improvement. :D

rmb6687
11-10-2006, 12:13 AM
I think he looks good in the first picture...Its a very bad angle in the second.

scoobs
11-10-2006, 01:22 AM
Best thread ever - absolutely hysterical :D

Allez
11-10-2006, 06:24 AM
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

I would good rep you if I could. This thread is a gem.

alelysafina
11-10-2006, 06:32 AM
I love that picture of him walking!! He looks so sexy! :inlove:

Eagle687
11-10-2006, 08:24 AM
Really great work. This is an historical thread... ;)

scoobs
11-10-2006, 08:31 AM
I love that picture of him walking!! He looks so sexy! :inlove:

I know what you mean...

I'm getting worried, though - I saw Radek Stepanek on Eurosport yesterday supporting Hingis and at times, from certain angles, I almost thought "hey not bad..."

I need help.

GermanBoy
11-10-2006, 10:25 AM
Davydenko is quite good looking on this pic! :eek: Compared to his normal looks! :p

GermanBoy
11-10-2006, 10:26 AM
I know what you mean...

I'm getting worried, though - I saw Radek Stepanek on Eurosport yesterday supporting Hingis and at times, from certain angles, I almost thought "hey not bad..."

I need help.

You do! Just open up, I am a good listener! :p

Damita
11-10-2006, 11:15 AM
Monfildienko without a dreadlocks ;):tape: :lol:

I know what you mean...

I'm getting worried, though - I saw Radek Stepanek on Eurosport yesterday supporting Hingis and at times, from certain angles, I almost thought "hey not bad..."

I need help.
Yes you DO :scared: :p

lilimi80
11-10-2006, 12:52 PM
Well, hello again sexy!!! :lol:

http://www.masters-cup.com/4/photogallery/2006/arrival/davy2.jpg



:) my favorite, sexydenko!;)

lilimi80
11-10-2006, 01:31 PM
for fun (well it was funnier when i had the idea...)
mr t-denko
http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/4959/lolwy5.th.jpg (http://img179.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolwy5.jpg)

MariaV
11-10-2006, 01:35 PM
I know what you mean...

I'm getting worried, though - I saw Radek Stepanek on Eurosport yesterday supporting Hingis and at times, from certain angles, I almost thought "hey not bad..."

I need help.

:scared: :unsure: You definitely need :help:

User id 7816
11-10-2006, 01:41 PM
top stuff J'torian! :lol:

http://www.filelodge.com/files/room16/421950/rs.jpg

seeing Jarkkolay figured there is something about a Davy Scandinavienko. eventually doesnt seem as scary as I first thought it might turn out :unsure:

Adler
11-10-2006, 02:13 PM
By the way: Irina looks awesome. Especially in this 2nd picture from thwe Shanghai site

rmb6687
11-10-2006, 02:17 PM
I know what you mean...

I'm getting worried, though - I saw Radek Stepanek on Eurosport yesterday supporting Hingis and at times, from certain angles, I almost thought "hey not bad..."

I need help.

ooo...umm...I'd advise you not to say that out loud ;)

Nadie
11-10-2006, 02:23 PM
Robilay Soderlenko :yeah: :rolls:

mir
11-10-2006, 03:16 PM
I know what you mean...

I'm getting worried, though - I saw Radek Stepanek on Eurosport yesterday supporting Hingis and at times, from certain angles, I almost thought "hey not bad..."

I need help.

I watched it too and ....:eek: :unsure:thought the same :eek: :eek:
It had to be something I ate.

PennyThePenguin
11-11-2006, 12:18 AM
I watched it too and ....:eek: :unsure:thought the same :eek: :eek:
It had to be something I ate.

:scared: first tarpi, now radek. are you sure you're ok mir?

kindablue
11-11-2006, 12:55 AM
Hilarious thread :lol:

Still waiting for Markolay Baghdadenko though ;) :p

Ruski
11-11-2006, 01:25 AM
It's good to see all of the sudden Kolay becomes the player of the month in this forum!!!

Keep it going, guys!!! :lol:

lilimi80
11-11-2006, 10:04 AM
Hilarious thread :lol:

Still waiting for Markolay Baghdadenko though ;) :p

:confused: i was sure i've already posted it...maybe i posted on another thread...or i have huge memory problems:)
here it is...
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2289/sanstitre1wp1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

MarieS
11-11-2006, 04:34 PM
:spit: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
did you all get together and decide to kill me? :sobbing:

jennTENnisFan06
11-11-2006, 05:19 PM
:confused: i was sure i've already posted it...maybe i posted on another thread...or i have huge memory problems:)
here it is...
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2289/sanstitre1wp1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

LOL!!! :haha: The braids actually look good on him! Davy is really starting to grow on me! :D

atheneglaukopis
11-11-2006, 06:33 PM
I'm still working on that good rep, J'torian. Every time I rep someone, I check back here to see if it will let me rep you.

Stupid system. :ras:

MarieS
11-11-2006, 07:36 PM
I'm still working on that good rep, J'torian. Every time I rep someone, I check back here to see if it will let me rep you.

Stupid system. :ras:

I finally did it. :banana: :nerner:

atheneglaukopis
11-11-2006, 07:46 PM
I finally did it. :banana: :nerner:Good-repped you and still can't do it. :mad:

Guess the Safin-fan motto is true: hope dies last. :lol:

Saumon
11-11-2006, 11:53 PM
:spit: Dahveed Denko ( :haha: ) looks a bit like French figure skating Olympic Gold medalist Gwendal Peizerat :tape:

http://heatherw.com/mk/pics/events/coi06/back/IMG_7139.JPG




I'll miss Safidenko :awww: :sobbing: :sad:

atheneglaukopis
11-11-2006, 11:56 PM
After beating Roger Federer in straight sets on a glorious Sunday afternoon and losing to Wesley Whitehouse two days later,:sobbing: :banghead: You're better off without it, Kolya. :hug:
a frustrated Davydenko disposed of his eight broken racquets and cast off the Hippo Hair in frustration. He was disappointed to find that as soon as the curly locks were removed, so did the lascivious female throng that followed ten paces behind him at all times remove itself from his presence. He decided that he must find a new head of hair at once!

And find it he did, stalking the local all-you-can-eat buffet! It was rich, golden, sweet-smelling and inviting, like the buttery clouds of mashed potato sitting in a chafing dish at the buffet station. Distracting the owner of the scalp with a brightly colored donut, he obtained the hair with consummate ease and left the premises with minimal fuss.

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/dahveeddenko.jpg

Suddenly he was very hungry. A small child toddled by, and he swallowed it whole. The hysterical mother ran up to him, and she was also swallowed whole.

Then Davydenko was very tired, and he lay down in the sun to take a much needed siesta. He woke up four hours later, refreshed and hungrier than ever. He set off in search of carbohydrates at once! Every donut within a 50-kilometer radius sensed his coming, and they shivered with dread. :scared::haha:

*Viva Chile*
11-11-2006, 11:57 PM
After beating Roger Federer in straight sets on a glorious Sunday afternoon and losing to Wesley Whitehouse two days later, a frustrated Davydenko disposed of his eight broken racquets and cast off the Hippo Hair in frustration. He was disappointed to find that as soon as the curly locks were removed, so did the lascivious female throng that followed ten paces behind him at all times remove itself from his presence. He decided that he must find a new head of hair at once!

And find it he did, stalking the local all-you-can-eat buffet! It was rich, golden, sweet-smelling and inviting, like the buttery clouds of mashed potato sitting in a chafing dish at the buffet station. Distracting the owner of the scalp with a brightly colored donut, he obtained the hair with consummate ease and left the premises with minimal fuss.

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/dahveeddenko.jpg

Suddenly he was very hungry. A small child toddled by, and he swallowed it whole. The hysterical mother ran up to him, and she was also swallowed whole.

Then Davydenko was very tired, and he lay down in the sun to take a much needed siesta. He woke up four hours later, refreshed and hungrier than ever. He set off in search of carbohydrates at once! Every donut within a 50-kilometer radius sensed his coming, and they shivered with dread. :scared:
:eek:
:haha:
:worship: again to J'torian, you're a good photoshopper :yeah:

Alexandy
11-12-2006, 05:39 AM
I know what you mean...

I'm getting worried, though - I saw Radek Stepanek on Eurosport yesterday supporting Hingis and at times, from certain angles, I almost thought "hey not bad..."

I need help.

Thank God I'm not the only one!! I was like "Hmm...Radek's lookin' kinda cute sitting there...hey, Sexypanek"

Dahveed Denko is GENIUS!!! I wish we could make Kolya a photo album of his possible hair choices and give it to him.

Metis
11-12-2006, 05:49 AM
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/dahveeddenko.jpg


:haha:
I think this is one of the best. Blonde hair suits him better. (lol at the accompanying story too!)

Are those David's ears? :D

lilimi80
11-12-2006, 08:18 AM
i loooove this thread:hearts:thanx j'torian!

yeahright
11-12-2006, 12:15 PM
all the pictures are great!!! i think kolya looks best as nieminenko but dahveed denko was breathtaking, even the name is perfect. :haha:

and the stories about feli hair, hippo hair, and dahveed hair are must-reads. :clap2:

mir
11-12-2006, 12:48 PM
:scared: first tarpi, now radek. are you sure you're ok mir?

Noo, not sure :scared:

PennyThePenguin
11-12-2006, 12:50 PM
Noo, not sure :scared:

:hug: it's ok...facing up to the problem is half the battle won :p

mir
11-12-2006, 01:00 PM
:hug: it's ok...facing up to the problem is half the battle won :p

Radek was just an abdominal problem......but Tarpi :drool: will be a tough one :p

PennyThePenguin
11-12-2006, 01:06 PM
Radek was just an abdominal problem......but Tarpi :drool: will be a tough one :p

get out while you can!!! :bolt: :bolt:

lilimi80
11-12-2006, 01:39 PM
i have nothing to do so here is berdydenko
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9544/sanstitre2hi9.th.jpg (http://img297.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sanstitre2hi9.jpg)

lilimi80
11-12-2006, 01:41 PM
and djokodenko
http://img490.imageshack.us/img490/7634/sanstitre4ao2.th.jpg (http://img490.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sanstitre4ao2.jpg)

Sunset of Age
11-12-2006, 04:25 PM
HILARIOUS thread, J'torian... :worship: :worship: :worship:
Thanks so much for all the good laughs!

Wanted to goodrep you but alas... system...:mad:

atheneglaukopis
11-13-2006, 04:24 AM
I did it! :banana: Good-repped the Hippo-hair. Now I have to start all over again to good-rep for Jarkkolay Nieminenko and again for Feli-hair and so on and so forth. :drive:

Voo de Mar
11-13-2006, 07:02 AM
Henin-Herdenko :dance:

drf716
11-13-2006, 07:34 AM
go kolya!

Voo de Mar
11-13-2006, 08:13 AM
Final of Denkosisters
Henin-Herdenko def. Amelidenko :rocker:

Nadie
11-13-2006, 08:17 AM
Final of Denkosisters
Henin-Herdenko def. Amelidenko :rocker:

:haha:

I can't goodrep you :mad:

mir
11-13-2006, 11:00 PM
Final of Denkosisters
Henin-Herdenko def. Amelidenko :rocker:

OMG :eek: :spit:

*Viva Chile*
11-14-2006, 02:04 AM
Final of Denkosisters
Henin-Herdenko def. Amelidenko :rocker:

:bolt:

jennTENnisFan06
11-16-2006, 12:58 AM
BUMP!!!

J'torian! You have ruined me! :angel:

Everytime they showed a close-up of Davydenko, in his match against Blake, and he had such a look of concentration, I kept seeing Davy with Feli-hair!! I kept thinking, "there is Felidenko!!!" :drool:

AH!! I will never look at Davy the same again!!!! ;)

Saumon
12-03-2006, 06:41 PM
http://www.daviscup.com/shared/medialibrary/image/gallery/DC_6921_gallery.JPG


RUUUUUUUUUUN DMITRY!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!! HE WANTS YOUR BEAUTIFUL CURLS!! HE'LL SCALP YOU!!! :scared: :bolt:

Joy Mora
12-03-2006, 07:02 PM
http://www.daviscup.com/shared/medialibrary/image/gallery/DC_6921_gallery.JPG


RUUUUUUUUUUN DMITRY!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!! HE WANTS YOUR BEAUTIFUL CURLS!! HE'LL SCALP YOU!!! :scared: :bolt:

Look at Mitya's face. I think he instinctively knows what's coming. :haha:

atheneglaukopis
12-03-2006, 09:22 PM
http://www.daviscup.com/shared/medialibrary/image/gallery/DC_6921_gallery.JPG


RUUUUUUUUUUN DMITRY!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!! HE WANTS YOUR BEAUTIFUL CURLS!! HE'LL SCALP YOU!!! :scared: :bolt::haha: :haha:

Look at Mitya's face. I think he instinctively knows what's coming. :haha:Definitely deer in the headlights. :lol:

Metis
12-04-2006, 02:23 AM
RUUUUUUUUUUN DMITRY!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!! HE WANTS YOUR BEAUTIFUL CURLS!! HE'LL SCALP YOU!!! :scared: :bolt:

:lol: Yes, he is stroking Dima's hair thinking to himself: "My precious :devil: "

:haha: Dima does look frightened, but he's being a man about it!

He has a plan. As soon as Davydenko gets down from that chair (or whatever he's standing on) he's going to put that DC trophy to good use. :devil:

PennyThePenguin
12-04-2006, 03:13 AM
i've never seen kolya show so much emotion as during the trophy presentation :lol: and phototaking

Saumon
12-27-2006, 07:41 PM
https://store.itftennis.com/medialibrary/image/original/ST_178_original.gif

two at the same time :bolt:

atheneglaukopis
12-28-2006, 07:10 AM
:eek: He should scalp Igor, as he has the most to give. :tape:You notice that Igor is wisely keeping his head as far away from Denko as possible.

atheneglaukopis
12-28-2006, 07:27 AM
That's probably how Igor's managed to keep it long, while Youzhny and Dima haven't learned to keep their luscious locks away from The Do-Denko-Hedron. :scared: (:secret: And clearly, Mikhail forgets the most frequently! :o)LIGHTBULB! That's why Marat's moptop aka the Safro emerged...drum roll...during his injury break! :worship:

atheneglaukopis
01-09-2007, 06:33 AM
Aiding the cause. :lol:

tangerine_dream
01-11-2007, 12:50 AM
Diplomatic Nikolay making new friends with tournament directors :lol:

http://www.smh.com.au/news/tennis/russian-bites-dust-but-not-tongue/2007/01/10/1168105052200.html
Russian bites dust, but not tongue
January 11, 2007

WORLD No.3 Nikolay Davydenko yesterday slammed the Sydney International, labelling it a small tournament that no one cared about.

The 25-year-old joined the multitude of big name players to pull out of the Australian Open lead-up event with apparent injuries. Davydenko had lost the first set 6-4 to Frenchman Paul Henri-Mathieu when he pulled out of the second round match yesterday with a suspected stress fracture in his right foot.

When asked why he thought so many players were pulling out, Davydenko said: "Because it's a small tournament. So I don't think nobody care about here."

He suggested another problem was that the court surface in Sydney was no longer similar to the one the players will play on next week in the grand slam event. The implication was that players were keen to get to Melbourne earlier to get used to the conditions.

"It should be the same - [the] balls and surface normally is the same, but after I play here last year, like I play here every year, [it was] a little bit different," Davyenko said.

"The court is a little bit more slow and balls flying not so fast like here."

The US Open semi-finalist flies to Melbourne today to get an MRI scan and, if it is a stress fracture, he could be out for up to six weeks.

Players who have retired from incomplete matches in Sydney this week include Rafael Nadal, Paradorn Srichaphan (wrist), former US Open champion Svetlana Kuznetsova (respiratory virus) and world No.6 Nadia Petrova (abdominal strain).

David Nalbandian's knee tendonitis halted his Kooyong Classic run after yesterday's three-set loss to Marat Safin. The Argentinian has been replaced by first reserve Fernando Gonzalez for the balance of the exhibition event, and the open prospects of one of last year's semi-finalists must now in considerable doubt.

Rafael Nadal appears certain to play, despite retiring late in the first set of his opening match at Homebush with a right groin injury. Nadal, who will be the open's second seed, travelled to Melbourne yesterday for further treatment, yet there seems little doubt the Spaniard will take his place at Melbourne Park, after missing last year with a stress fracture in his foot.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/10/davydenko_narrowweb__300x378,0.jpg

ChinoRios4Ever
03-06-2007, 09:08 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

Shrinking Violet
03-07-2007, 12:57 AM
This thread is the work of genius.:worship: :worship: :worship:

neenah
03-07-2007, 01:19 AM
I'm nervous to see how accurate that picture of Murray really is.. :scared:

gurseal
03-07-2007, 02:54 AM
http://www.daviscup.com/shared/medialibrary/image/gallery/DC_6921_gallery.JPG


RUUUUUUUUUUN DMITRY!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!! HE WANTS YOUR BEAUTIFUL CURLS!! HE'LL SCALP YOU!!! :scared: :bolt:

In this photo, Davy looks like the R.E.M. frontman, while Tursonov looks like Spadea.

gurseal
03-07-2007, 03:06 AM
:scared: Looks like Kolya has claimed another victim:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/muzzadenko.jpg

(Muzzadenko? :help: :o)

Murray's been telling everyone he shaved his head, but we all know that's only 'cause Kolya threatened to scalp Andy's brother and mother if he said a word about the incident. :scared: :scared:

I guess Kolya got tired of eating everything in sight and sleeping sixteen hours a day (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4437405). :awww:

When I see the Murray mix, I think of the X man and his old ponytail. Speaking of letters, a vowel-man mix must surely look awful.

Grinder
03-07-2007, 03:20 AM
Davydenko's stealing Fleishman's look now. :o

briecie
03-07-2007, 03:51 AM
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/dahveeddenko.jpg

:

OOOOOOhhhh sooooo gorgeous:hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hug:

But then, I have always seen his beauty even without the hair;) It is his eyes....so piercing and pure

Ursy
03-07-2007, 04:04 AM
WHY??? HOW??? have I NOT stumbled upon this thread for so long?????

The word GENIUS has never before been used right... *bows down in humble adoration*

alelysafina
03-07-2007, 04:45 AM
:scared: Looks like Kolya has claimed another victim:

http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/muzzadenko.jpg

(Muzzadenko? :help: :o)

Murray's been telling everyone he shaved his head, but we all know that's only 'cause Kolya threatened to scalp Andy's brother and mother if he said a word about the incident. :scared: :scared:

I guess Kolya got tired of eating everything in sight and sleeping sixteen hours a day (http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=4437405). :awww:

:haha: :haha: :haha:

:yeah:

Nidhogg
03-29-2008, 10:15 PM
J'Torian's pic of Dahveed Denko made me think of swedish footballer Christian Wilhelmsson.

http://static.pici.se/pictures/RMdQZWGLL.jpg

luvly1
03-29-2008, 10:49 PM
I am dying to see a rogilay fedenko picture.

finishingmove
03-30-2008, 12:57 AM
im sure someone could do something with these... call it anything u want

http://bp1.blogger.com/_czLI2btgx7Y/Rt1Z35AfTFI/AAAAAAAAB5M/RzjzdgKhSDc/s400/goran_ivanisevic.jpg

http://www.fuzzysignal.com/tennis/badhair/goran-ivanisevic-2.jpg

http://www.fuzzysignal.com/tennis/badhair/goran-ivanisevic.jpg

Doggy
03-30-2008, 05:30 AM
damn, he is FINE :drool: I wanna take my teeth and bite him! :lick:

Ferrero Forever
03-30-2008, 05:52 AM
omg i looked through every single page in this thread. Good work J'torian!

Eagle687
11-28-2009, 08:20 PM
UP UP UP !We need to get some more Fed scalps for Kolya NOW !

Eagle687
11-29-2009, 06:51 PM
UP UP UP he WON :D

robinhood
11-29-2009, 08:36 PM
I cannot believe this thread is already three years old!!! :eek::eek:
I remember laughing my head off (like everyone else) when J'torian (now Verd?) first started posting those pics, but three years already???!!!!

Eagle687
11-30-2009, 12:02 AM
Three years it took but Kolya now has the scalps of them all :D