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Kolya needs u ... now

alfonsojose
11-02-2006, 11:36 AM
Shave your p*bes and send them ASAP to Paris-Bercy

He needs a wig. We can't let him play like that in Shangai :o :rolleyes:

We can help Ivan with the remains :D

leng jai
11-02-2006, 11:43 AM
He should be "hip" like Blake and Fish and wear a sweat band on his head. People might stop calling him boring. Doesn't seem to help Boredo in the boring department though.

RonE
11-02-2006, 11:48 AM
Sampras to the rescue...... :tape:

Guybrush
11-02-2006, 11:49 AM
He needs a wig. We can't let him play like that in Shangai :o :rolleyes:

Why? Where's the problem with shaved head? :rolleyes:

alfonsojose
11-02-2006, 12:01 PM
Why? Where's the problem with shaved head? :rolleyes:

Why do all croatian fans are so sensitive? Did u see Kolya? Ivan doesn't look that bad. He's tall and has a tough macho expression on his face. But Kolya looks like a half-dead cat starving :scared:

Horatio Caine
11-02-2006, 12:06 PM
Kolya has shaved his head? :eek:

leng jai
11-02-2006, 12:11 PM
Kolya has shaved his head? :eek:

No, he just plucked a few hairs off.

Guybrush
11-02-2006, 12:17 PM
Why do all croatian fans are so sensitive?

My nationality is not a problem here, but the fact that some people think that being bald is some type of illnes. There are people that look better without hair then with it. I cannot say that for Davydenko, I haven't seen his new look. Some links? :D

Horatio Caine
11-02-2006, 12:22 PM
Why? Where's the problem with shaved head? :rolleyes:

:haha: I'm on your ignore list? Too funny! :spit: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Truc
11-02-2006, 12:48 PM
I cannot say that for Davydenko, I haven't seen his new look. Some links? :D
http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/sp/getty/00/full.getty-tennis-fra-atp-davydenko-tursunov_6_03_01_am.jpg

And I think it looks better in the pic than it looked on TV...

Adler
11-02-2006, 01:10 PM
On TV he looks similar to Agassi in a way
(now let's wait till Andre's fans eat me)

alfonsojose
11-02-2006, 01:13 PM
Andre looked healthy. Kolya :help:

MariaV
11-02-2006, 01:34 PM
But Kolya looks like a half-dead cat starving :scared:

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are just too funny!!!!!!!!!!! Like a half-dead cat starving! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Go Kolya!!!!! :banana:

Ernham
11-02-2006, 01:38 PM
Davy is a lean mean tennis machine. Agassi was pudgy player and always had a fat-looking face.

{Annie}
11-02-2006, 01:54 PM
I like the new hair much better than the old one :yeah:

Go Kolya :banana: You'll make one hell of a groom end November ;) :woohoo:

alfonsojose
11-02-2006, 01:54 PM
Sampras to the rescue...... :tape:
:lol:

Mara_M
11-02-2006, 01:56 PM
considering there wasn't too much ahir before,it's nont a big difference! Udachi kolenka :D

Ernham
11-02-2006, 01:56 PM
:lol:

I think you'd need the jaws of life to shave that man-chimp.

Metis
11-02-2006, 02:10 PM
I think you'd need the jaws of life to shave that man-chimp.

Or something like this: :D :tape:

http://www.gardeners.com/on/demandware.static/Sites-Gardeners-Site/Sites-Gardeners/default/Products/13-186.jpg

MisterQ
11-02-2006, 03:26 PM
On TV he looks similar to Agassi in a way
(now let's wait till Andre's fans eat me)

*eats Adler

henree
11-02-2006, 03:31 PM
If Sampras shaved on of his his arms. We would have enough hair for all the bald guys in the world.:devil:

FluffyYellowBall
11-02-2006, 04:02 PM
What about his p*bes??/

Hes not that bad looking

ReservoirCat
11-02-2006, 05:15 PM
Kolya looks like a half-dead cat starving :scared:

:haha: :haha:

Where's the RSPCA when you need them.;)

tangerine_dream
11-02-2006, 05:40 PM
But Kolya looks like a half-dead cat starving :scared:
:spit: :haha: A very apt description.

Metis
11-02-2006, 06:07 PM
But Kolya looks like a half-dead cat starving :scared:

http://www.vandebald.co.za/sphynx_cats/vande_bald_kittens_.jpg

rexman
11-02-2006, 06:14 PM
I think he looks better personally.

alfonsojose
11-02-2006, 07:10 PM
http://www.vandebald.co.za/sphynx_cats/vande_bald_kittens_.jpg

:haha: :haha: :haha: :rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

scoobs
11-02-2006, 07:25 PM
Well I like the new look - okay it's not going to win him style awards but it's much better than the grass-dying-in-the-heat look the top of his head used to have.

alfonsojose
11-02-2006, 07:29 PM
What about his p*bes??/

Hes not that bad looking

curly, golden p*bes :lick:

Clara Bow
11-02-2006, 08:25 PM
Well I like the new look - okay it's not going to win him style awards but it's much better than the grass-dying-in-the-heat look the top of his head used to have.

Hee. I always thought he looked like a molting baby chicken.

helen phillips
11-02-2006, 11:20 PM
I have been advocating an approximation of this do for a while and have to say it represents a signifcant improvement. The wisps were distracting from what are in my opinion pretty nice features. However, at the risk of seeming unreasonable, I think he should let it grow out a little in the areas it still grows. But again a big step in the right direction - he really is cute and all the butt ugly gripers who probably couldn't get a pair of Davydenko's pants past their ankle should get over themselves. I would also like to point that todays pretty boy pin-up opponent came up way short where it counts: on the court. Blog that.

Clara Bow
11-02-2006, 11:28 PM
The wisps were distracting from what are in my opinion pretty nice features

I've always thought that he has very nice features. He just has unfortunate hair and sadly, a somewhat oddly shaped head. I bet he would look pretty smokin' in a stocking cap.

Corey Feldman
11-02-2006, 11:58 PM
But Kolya looks like a half-dead cat starving :scared::lol: fonsie