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Tursunov Tales - Q & A PART 1

Horatio Caine
09-13-2006, 10:38 PM
http://www.atptennis.com/1/en/blog/tursunov/mailbag1.asp

OMG :haha: :haha: :haha:

This man is insane!

He has some great pranks...but poor Seb! :lol: No-one seems to be safe when he is around :scared: :bolt:

Saumon
09-13-2006, 10:44 PM
Well he was actually trying to be nice with the Poo... didnt he play Rafa in the 1st round? :angel:

scarecrows
09-13-2006, 10:52 PM
Have a talk show based around me and my six pack. I could have guests show up and talk about MY six-pack, what it means to them and how it improved their lives.

:lol:

LaTenista
09-13-2006, 10:53 PM
:woohoo: Our very own Miruna is famous now!

alelysafina
09-13-2006, 10:56 PM
:woohoo: Our very own Miruna is famous now!

I know!! Mirunia!! :worship: :worship:


BTW
10. Tara Rokey, Manhattan, Kansas, USA
Message: Boxers or briefs? PS. LOVE the blog!

Commando!

adee-gee
09-13-2006, 10:59 PM
:haha: :worship:

chicky841
09-13-2006, 11:03 PM
:rolls: love it, this put me in a bit of a better mood.

Conita
09-13-2006, 11:04 PM
ohh i love him!
:)

musefanatic
09-13-2006, 11:05 PM
Brilliant stuff, i want more!!!! :lol: :lol:

Deboogle!.
09-13-2006, 11:08 PM
HOLY HELL the tears are streaming down my face :haha: :haha: :haha:

shotgun
09-13-2006, 11:12 PM
This was my favourite part:

So to answer your question, yes Vince always has a hot babe on his arm. He just deflates her and leaves her in the locker before walking out onto the court!

Saumon
09-13-2006, 11:15 PM
This was my favourite part:
yes :haha:

btw did you notice that you can see a shirtless guy taking the pic in his sunglasses :aplot: :lol:

scoobs
09-13-2006, 11:16 PM
This was my favourite part:
That had me in tears of laughter :lol:

atheneglaukopis
09-13-2006, 11:17 PM
Infinite good reps to Dima! :haha: :haha:

alelysafina
09-13-2006, 11:19 PM
yes :haha:

btw did you notice that you can see a shirtless guy taking the pic in his sunglasses :aplot: :lol:

:lol: :lol: I saw it! It's probably Marat ;) :aplot:

scoobs
09-13-2006, 11:19 PM
I love this guy - I want his babies.

flip_fan
09-13-2006, 11:25 PM
hahaha... how pissed off would u be to open your bag and find 40 banana's in it!

love him!

ABandt
09-13-2006, 11:37 PM
http://www.atptennis.com/1/en/blog/tursunov/mailbag1.asp

OMG :haha: :haha: :haha:

This man is insane!

He has some great pranks...but poor Seb! :lol: No-one seems to be safe when he is around :scared: :bolt:

I love him so much.

I adore his pranks. And you're right no one is safe...not even Federer. I still laugh thinking about him hiding his raquets before their match in Toronto. And the commentator saying he probably would have been better off not telling Roger where they were...as he'd have had a better chance to win.

~Amy

njnetswill
09-14-2006, 12:25 AM
:lol: When I first became a fan of him last season I had NO idea his personality was so great. I love this guy more and more. :p

cobalt60
09-14-2006, 12:37 AM
:worship: What can one possibly say.

knight_ley
09-14-2006, 12:44 AM
:haha: He is amazing.

mangoes
09-14-2006, 01:07 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: OH GOODNESS, Dima gave me the best laugh for the day.......................I just love Dima:hug:

ibcnum
09-14-2006, 01:24 AM
lol @ Turs, he jus got a new fan!

GlennMirnyi
09-14-2006, 03:02 AM
He's very consistent when it comes to humor... :p he just keeps with the good stuff!

COMMANDO!!! :haha:

kiro
09-14-2006, 03:07 AM
Miruna, baby! With a six pack like that who needs to be romantic?!

OMG :haha: :haha: :haha:

Argenbrit
09-14-2006, 04:26 AM
I adore him. :haha: :haha: :haha:

Clara Bow
09-14-2006, 05:08 AM
I wish he could come to my office for a week- it would really make my at this point very bland job much more enjoyable. Kudos to Dima! :worship:

Action Jackson
09-14-2006, 06:05 AM
Top quality all around by the mad Russian.

Of course he goes commando, wouldn't expect anything else.

Björki
09-14-2006, 06:35 AM
Miruna, baby! With a six pack like that who needs to be romantic?!

OMG :haha: :haha: :haha:
Miru :lol:

Dima :D

*Viva Chile*
09-14-2006, 06:55 AM
Best part:

Q: Do you often see Vince walking around Flushing Meadows with a hot babe on each arm?

A: So to answer your question, yes Vince always has a hot babe on his arm. He just deflates her and leaves her in the locker before walking out onto the court!

:haha: :haha: :haha:

CooCooCachoo
09-14-2006, 07:40 AM
This was my favourite part:

And mine :haha: :rolls:

Dmitry is brilliant.

:worship:

CooCooCachoo
09-14-2006, 07:44 AM
7. Vassili van der Mersch, Brussels, Belgium
Hey Dmitry, I'm a huge fan of yours. My brother is also called Dmitry (well, Dimitry actually) but he's a lot smarter than you are. I greatly enjoyed the end of your match against Nieminen at Wimbledon. I also like it when you kick Henman's butt in five sets and all the Brits start crying. My question is: How many WTA players have you dated so far? Many thanks and good blogging dude...

Hello Vassili! Thank you for the compliment on my IQ level. It is always pleasing to realize that you are not the smartest person in the world. To answer your question, I would surely give you a number but I have only learned to count to three so I’m afraid I can’t answer… ;)

OMG :haha:

Bagelicious
09-14-2006, 08:07 AM
I love this guy - I want his babies.

I think we all do, maybe we could start a little Mormon commune of Dima's husbands/wives willing to bear his offspring!

Deea
09-14-2006, 08:15 AM
OMG!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: He is just toooooo funny!!!! :haha: :haha:

Viveletennis
09-14-2006, 09:00 AM
I love the pic on the top right corner too ...:spit:

Congrats Dmitry !!!!!!!! :worship::worship:

{Annie}
09-14-2006, 09:04 AM
:spit: He gets funnier and madder by the day :rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

Mitya :worship: :bowdown:

I had tears streaming down my face :lol:

Horatio Caine
09-14-2006, 09:58 AM
I have to say that the answer about Vinnay was the best...cleverly worded, without being unduly harsh to our favourite rappster tennis player :lol:

I'm a great fan of practical jokes myself...but his are out of my league! :haha:

Saumon
09-14-2006, 05:58 PM
I think they've added a question:

Mays Kadhim, Baghdad, Iraq
Message: Now I know you’ve never gotten an e-mail from an Iraqi before, so it gives me a feeling you’ll read this!! Just wanted to tell you that I’m a big fan of yours on and off the court. I'm thrilled we'll be hearing more from you. You should really consider being a comedian after the tennis is over (not hinting anything... I promise :)) your blogs are absolute genius!!

While not really a question I still wanted to answer this to clear up some confusion. While this might be the first email I’ve gotten from an Iraqi, it doesn’t mean that I’ve never talked or seen one! You see I’ve been entertaining Middle-Easterners since I was little and was getting some good reviews until I turned 12 and had to moved to the States for tennis.

As you are well aware of my father being a Nuclear Scientist who was building stuff in his basement as a hobby, you probably realized that his hobby soon outgrew into a nice little business with customers flocking from many countries including Iraq. He discovered his passion when he was in a university. Every weekend he and his friends would all tinker and build stuff in a basement, much like their American counterparts would tinker with Muscle cars in their garages.

Of course we didn’t have muscle cars so they were playing with whatever they could get their hands on and after some time our basement was filled with a surplus of his creations. My mom, being a very tidy woman and a 4th degree black belt in a Broomstick Jiu-Jitsu, got fed-up with him spending hours building toys that would sit and collect dust so she told him to clean up the basement. Of course he was very sad to get rid off most of his beloved creations but he loved my mom way too much to get into confrontation (which he would lose anyway) so rather than throwing them away he decided to sell them, so that others can play with it too. And that’s how the business was born.

We had a little waiting room with a couch where the customers would sit impatiently, eager to see their ordered product. They would all enjoy my mother’s crepes with strawberries and hot tea while my dad would be searching in storage for items, leaving me to entertain our guests with tap dancing and jokes. I would also do a “Kazachok” dance with a funny Russian hat on and they would cheer on while tapping their feet to a balalaika beat. In fact, some enjoyed the “home” atmosphere so much that they became not only good customers but also great friends of our family.

I tell you, a good family business is appreciated around the world by ALL cultures. We might all look different on the outside but everyone loves red buttons, wear a funny hat and watch a little kid doing a “Kazachok”.

;)

khyber
09-14-2006, 06:57 PM
After reading this thread and the Q&A, I just had to send in a question of my own. We'll just have to wait and see if it catches his eye!

MisterQ
09-14-2006, 07:50 PM
:haha:

He's not just funny... he's also very clever at deflecting "dangerous" questions with humor. :lol:

cobalt60
09-14-2006, 07:56 PM
:haha:

He's not just funny... he's also very clever at deflecting "dangerous" questions with humor. :lol:
That's because there is a very smart man behind those clever answers;)

Mara_M
09-14-2006, 07:56 PM
:woohoo: Our very own Miruna is famous now!
IT WAS NOT ME!!!!!!!! i'm not DESPERATE to tell him i love him!!!! today the first thing i did when i saw him was to tell him it was not me!!!

takuma
09-14-2006, 08:08 PM
IT WAS NOT ME!!!!!!!! i'm not DESPERATE to tell him i love him!!!! today the first thing i did when i saw him was to tell him it was not me!!!
:aplot:

Saumon
09-14-2006, 08:11 PM
IT WAS NOT ME!!!!!!!! i'm not DESPERATE to tell him i love him!!!! today the first thing i did when i saw him was to tell him it was not me!!!
he knew your name? :scratch:

Mara_M
09-14-2006, 08:40 PM
geez guys u dissapoint me! how could you belive i would tell Dima i love him!!!!!!????? there were 2 miruna at the tournament beside me ( as far as i spotted) one was abt 14 and one was like 8 lol!

Mara_M
09-14-2006, 08:42 PM
no gab,actually it was like:
Dima: Hi!
ME: oh Dima i have to tell you something!
Dima : go on!
Me: u know,u answered soem questions the other night...and oen was from Miruna for Romania? IT WAS NO ME..everybody thing it was me but it was not
Dima: ok :lol: nice to meet you Miruna *handshake*

takuma
09-14-2006, 08:45 PM
Ok, ok sorry..but it looked so funny..didn't know Miruna is a common name(but what da hell do I know abt romanian names..;) )

Mara_M
09-14-2006, 08:52 PM
it's not common,actually all the miruna i know are younger than me :shrug:...i still think someone did it on purpose cuz he said something abt beeing romantic to one of my friends while she was taking a pic wth him....maybe she did it :fiery:!

cmurray
09-14-2006, 09:02 PM
The one where the guy says his brother Dimitry is smarter than him is my absolute favorite. bwhahahahaha...

Also loved the one about Spadea.

Man, this guy is priceless. I will now cheer for him whenever he plays. :)

Pea
09-14-2006, 10:59 PM
Damn, I missed out.

tennisgal_001
09-15-2006, 05:57 PM
:haha:
Best days: When Dmitry's blog page is updated!
Loved it... so clever, witty, and unbelieveably hilarious.