Who is the biggest tool?

Johnny Groove
06-17-2006, 02:54 PM
Which current player, former player, sports writer, commentator, organization, tournament, fan, coach, nutritionist, massage therapist, MTF poster, company, girlfriend, blogger, or bathroom gossiper is the biggest tool?

Personally, I think that Patrick Mcenroe is the biggest tool. ESPN uses him to promote the American players and slobber kisses all over Roddick's ass.

06-17-2006, 03:30 PM
Most of the ESPN commentators push all American players but yea Patrick McEnroe gets carried away sometimes. However, Brad Gilbert is also blatantly biased. He even gave James Blake advice on his next opponent on live TV. Geez, I'm American and I love America. But I don't give a rats ass if Jamea Jackson or Kevin Kim are left in the draw.

So, I would say Gilbert and McEnroe are ESPN's tools of death and destruction, respectively.

El Legenda
06-17-2006, 03:48 PM

this guy is a huge tool

Sexynadalfan is not far back.

06-17-2006, 09:33 PM
C'mon it's gotta be Xristos. ;)

Actually, I'll say Patrick McEnroe, too. I just hate listening to him. I don't mind when the American press slobbers over their own; every country does it (well, except Britain--seems the Brits are always willing to diss Timmy Henman from the commentary box). I think the French are funniest; the guys they have get so agitated when their players are doing well or are in a bind. so many "oooo la la!"'s :lol:

06-17-2006, 09:46 PM
Xristos is going to be no 1 in the world so he can't be that stupid. ;)

06-17-2006, 09:47 PM
No wait, scratch that, it's gotta be Nick bolletieri. :devil:

06-17-2006, 09:48 PM
Why am I tool? Oh well, back to the toolbox or w.e.

I actually admit it, I don't like any players besides Hewitt and end up LOOKING as if I favor Nadal over Federer because there seem to be more attacks on Nadal than on Federer, and so I feel like defending Nadal. But make no mistake, I cheer for neither when they are matched up.

06-17-2006, 10:18 PM
The McEnroes.

Also, most ESPN tennis writers and commentators.

06-17-2006, 10:31 PM


thats it =)

06-17-2006, 11:01 PM

06-17-2006, 11:01 PM

Horatio Caine
06-17-2006, 11:17 PM
Stepanek....because everytime I put him in my Fantasy Tennis team he loses in R1 :lol: