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Which player on tour would make the best porn star?

Johnny Groove
06-16-2006, 11:32 PM
What does MTF think?

JMG
06-16-2006, 11:34 PM
Kiefer

scoobs
06-16-2006, 11:37 PM
I can certainly see Kiefer...he'd have a good line in Oh Ja...ja...schnell...schell...

Skyward
06-16-2006, 11:41 PM
Karlovic, Davydenko, Stepanek.

Llodra. He has got some training in Ivan's locker.

yonexforever
06-16-2006, 11:41 PM
THIS IS AN EASY ONE.... M A R A T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:devil:

partygirl
06-16-2006, 11:41 PM
"look to the left" ...because he likes to show off.

&

Federer, because he's so sweet.:)

marifline
06-16-2006, 11:45 PM
Marat Sex God Safin :worship:

ChloeLove
06-16-2006, 11:49 PM
Haaa, I LOVE these types of threads! Oh, and since when was Marat a sex god :confused:

partygirl
06-16-2006, 11:52 PM
however i would love to see chloelove's avatar together on film;)
..perhaps a 3way with mine?http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked019.gif

Solid_Snake
06-17-2006, 12:24 AM
uncle toni

Scotso
06-17-2006, 12:35 AM
I voted Paulo... but I think Nicolas would be the best (Lapentti)

JeNn
06-17-2006, 01:11 AM
I voted Paulo... but I think Nicolas would be the best (Lapentti)

Lapentti and Kiefer would both be good. Both hung and both fiery :drool:

Lleyton obviously has the big dick for it, but couldnt actually imagine him in porn. :shrug:

But of course Safin is winning the poll :rolleyes: I voted Roddick out of these players, I rekkon he would be ok.

JeNn
06-17-2006, 01:13 AM
Federer, because he's so sweet.:)

I don't think 'sweet' is necessarily a quality you want in a porn star ;)

martinatreue
06-17-2006, 01:48 AM
Kiefer.

El Legenda
06-17-2006, 01:51 AM
BYE :rolls:

JeNn
06-17-2006, 01:52 AM
Kiefer.

Kiwi really needs to be on the poll. I can so imagine him in porn the dirty bastard :drool:

Fee
06-17-2006, 02:00 AM
Lapentti and Kiefer would both be good. Both hung and both fiery :drool:

Lleyton obviously has the big dick for it, but couldnt actually imagine him in porn. :shrug:

But of course Safin is winning the poll :rolleyes: I voted Roddick out of these players, I rekkon he would be ok.

Lleyton? Hell no, all the actresses would walk off the set after the fifth 'Come on!'

I say Dimitry Tursunov, if he can put all those exclamation points into action. :devil:

warmy
06-17-2006, 02:13 AM
Fee, you're bad.

robinhood
06-17-2006, 02:17 AM
Hello?
Feliciano Lopez, anyone?
He can play both parts.

(Apologies to his fans. I'm joking!)

eddie_hyden
06-17-2006, 02:31 AM
Hello?
Feliciano Lopez, anyone?
He can play both parts.

(Apologies to his fans. I'm joking!)


haha agreed :devil:

atheneglaukopis
06-17-2006, 02:38 AM
Hello?
Feliciano Lopez, anyone?
He can play both parts.

(Apologies to his fans. I'm joking!)
It took 19 posts for his name to come up?

savesthedizzle
06-17-2006, 02:41 AM
I voted for bye. I have no desire to see any of the others in the buff.

Corey Feldman
06-17-2006, 03:22 AM
Breakserve Mountain starring Roger Federer
co-starring Andy Roddick, Nikolay Davydenko, Thomas Johansson, Jarkko Nieminen, Tommy Robredo as the bitches

Ten_Isse_Fan
06-17-2006, 03:46 AM
I heard Ancic was a real slut. Maybe he wouldn't be the best, but he'd LOVE it ;)

JeNn
06-17-2006, 03:51 AM
Ewwww, I can't understand the Federer attraction

Kristen
06-17-2006, 04:32 AM
Safin. The rest are irritating, childlike, or probably wouldn't have the personality to pull it off. No pun intended :rolleyes: I could, however, imagine PHM...strangely enough. If you wanted the frat-boy type, Andy could be good for a laugh.

Xristos
06-17-2006, 05:13 AM
Xris

prima donna
06-17-2006, 05:25 AM
Coria.

kindablue
06-17-2006, 06:18 AM
I voted for Bye, i couldn't find sexy boy Radek in the poll!!!

topspin_baby
06-17-2006, 06:27 AM
MOYA!!!

Eclectic Goddess
06-17-2006, 06:31 AM
Hmmm...

Marat IS a sex god...but I don't see him willing to deliver some of the cheesy lines that would be required.

Andy, maybe. He'd always have to play the part of the innocent delivery boy who find himself seduced by a bored housewife, though. I can't imagine him as the seducer.

Lleyton may have the required equipment, but he lacks in charm.

Rafael could SO be a porn star. I'd watch it. (Particularly if it's gay porn!)

Roger is a big no. I love Roger to death, but he's not sexy enough.

Guillermo can't be in porn. He's a BABY! (Yes, I know he's not the youngest, and I know he's married, but look at him!)

BYE would be an AWESOME porn star! Talent, charisma, a physique beyond compare...plus, he has all that extra time on his hands after losing in the first round all the time.

Paul-Henri...how did Paul-Henri end up in his poll? I mean, he's a cutie, but...porn? I don't think so.

So, I suppose BYE gets my vote (When doesn't he?), but Rafael is definitely a close second.

JMG
06-17-2006, 08:31 AM
Labadze would be a good one too.

partygirl
06-17-2006, 08:42 AM
Labadze would be a good one too.
:yeah:"Even if only for his fat ass.":drool:

supersexynadal
06-17-2006, 09:04 AM
From hat list , MARAT ALL THE WAY!
Others i can think of are gambell (how do u spell it?!), Julien benetteau,and feliciano lopez.

yonexforever
06-17-2006, 10:10 AM
James Blake or is he too much of a thinker?

Monteque
06-17-2006, 10:27 AM
Sex machine Safin makes oral with Federer.
How nasty it would be...... :ras: :timebomb:

Anyway i really want to see porn threesome between Safin, Sharapova and Kirilenko. Russian are real hottest and bitchy....sllruuuuuuuuuup!!!!!

amierin
06-17-2006, 01:09 PM
The men who would probably make the best porn stars are not on your list.
Ancic and Hewie are supposedly the "Big Men on Campus" along with one of the South American men whose name escapes me right now. It wasn't an Argentine though.
To be good in porn you have to bring a lot of meat to the table...:devil:

JeNn
06-17-2006, 01:20 PM
The men who would probably make the best porn stars are not on your list.
Ancic and Hewie are supposedly the "Big Men on Campus" along with one of the South American men whose name escapes me right now. It wasn't an Argentine though.
To be good in porn you have to bring a lot of meat to the table...:devil:

Well Lleyton would certainly bring a lot of meat to the table, without questions. 9 inches ain't no joke. But I still don't think he quite has the personality for it. Andy has the whole frat, masculine and randy thing going. He'd have no trouble delivering those porn lines.

Is it Gaudio, you're thinking of? He's an Argentine but I've certainly heard big things about him.

federated
06-17-2006, 01:23 PM
Robredo has porn star written all over him. So does Kiefer.

JeNn
06-17-2006, 01:28 PM
Robredo has porn star written all over him. So does Kiefer.

Robredo? Interesting.

I think Kiefer is quite clearly the pre-eminent porn star on tour. Huge cock, fiery, dirty, stamina....:drool:

Johnny Groove
06-17-2006, 02:49 PM
damn, i didnt realize the thread would get all these responses. sorry the poll is bad, i was putting it together fast and couldnt think of everyone :rolleyes:

gogo_guga
06-17-2006, 02:51 PM
FELICIANO LOPEZ LOOKS LIKE A PORN STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

federated
06-17-2006, 09:28 PM
You know, at the start of the season I would have totally disagreed with you, but now, with Sergio Tacchini's increasingly weird outfits for him, and especially with That Hair... :o

:lol:

oz_boz
06-17-2006, 09:32 PM
Kiefer surely looks like one. :)

Scotso
06-18-2006, 02:41 AM
Kiefer wouldn't make a good porn star. He's all about himself.

alfonsojose
06-18-2006, 02:47 AM
Tursunov topping Djokovic :drool:

JeNn
06-18-2006, 02:48 AM
Kiefer wouldn't make a good porn star. He's all about himself.

Well in my (limited) experience, porn doesnt usually feature sensitive, sensual sex. Unless the phrases such as "Oh, I can't believe my neighbours wife is sucking my cock" are code for intended mutual satisfaction. It's pretty selfish in my view. Kiefer is perfect.

Fee
06-18-2006, 02:52 AM
No, Kiefer is too angry. I'm telling you, Tursunov. He doesnt take himself too seriously, obviously not afraid to express himself, and he seems to want everyone to have a good time. He'd be a great porn star, regardless of his assets. Hell, I bet there's already a videotape of him out there somewhere...

Fee
06-18-2006, 02:55 AM
Robredo has porn star written all over him. So does Kiefer.

I'm sorry, but of all the players I have ever driven in San Jose, LA, and a Challenger, Robredo is the only one who never said one word. NOT ONE SINGLE WORD, not even when I drove him back from the shopping mall. Porn dudes have to speak.

partygirl
06-18-2006, 02:55 AM
There is something very, sex slut about his platinum curls:lick:

JeNn
06-18-2006, 02:56 AM
No, Kiefer is too angry. I'm telling you, Tursunov. He doesnt take himself too seriously, obviously not afraid to express himself, and he seems to want everyone to have a good time. He'd be a great porn star, regardless of his assets. Hell, I bet there's already a videotape of him out there somewhere...

It's a shame the guys with the assets aren't suitable :shrug: (even though I think Kiefer is, Hewitt isn't)

What about Gaudio?

JeNn
06-18-2006, 02:57 AM
There is something very, sex slut about his platinum curls:lick:

:haha:

Fee
06-18-2006, 02:58 AM
I have no opinon on Gaudio, sorry. Now Agustin Calleri... :drool:

JeNn
06-18-2006, 03:00 AM
I got nothing on Gaudio, sorry. Now Agustin Calleri... :drool:

Calleri :drool: But he's too...gentlemanly :shrug:

Fee
06-18-2006, 03:02 AM
Yes, Calleri does have an air of class about him.

Moya on the other hand... he's the repairman who comes over to fix the plumbing... and then fixes the plumbing nudgenudgewinkwinkknowwhatImean... woof.

Scotso
06-18-2006, 03:03 AM
I don't think Robredo would be a good porn star. He's too much of a good boy. Maybe if he was the bottom in gay porn.

Dima WOULD make a good one. He's yummy, too.

JeNn
06-18-2006, 03:04 AM
Yes, Calleri does have an air of class about him.

Moya on the other hand... he's the repairman who comes over to fix the plumbing... and then fixes the plumbing nudgenudgewinkwinkknowwhatImean... woof.

Moya is a sexy slut. But I heard he has a little dick :sad:

Scotso
06-18-2006, 03:04 AM
Moya is too ugly to be in porn. :scared:

JeNn
06-18-2006, 03:06 AM
I still think Roddick would be good.

Fee
06-18-2006, 03:08 AM
Moya is a sexy slut. But I heard he has a little dick :sad:

Well, don't believe everything you've heard. Look at the size of Nadal's ass, and he's supposed to be penetrating that? Something doesn't add up here.

JeNn
06-18-2006, 03:09 AM
:haha:

Now you are guilty of adhering too closely to everything you hear ;)

partygirl
06-18-2006, 03:10 AM
how about a fine young thing.
Amer Delic, he looks fit to be used...i mean rented.

Fee
06-18-2006, 03:11 AM
:haha:

Now you are guilty of adhering too closely to everything you hear ;)

MTF Law: Repeat everything, believe NOTHING!

Fee law: whatever works for the punchline! WORD!

Fee
06-18-2006, 03:14 AM
how about a fine young thing.
Amer Delic, he looks fit to be used...i mean rented.

Nah, he's lovely, but he seems far too decent for porn.

JeNn
06-18-2006, 03:16 AM
MTF Law: Repeat everything, believe NOTHING!

Fee law: whatever works for the punchline! WORD!

I'll remember that.

Ok, Ancic - opinion please!

Scotso
06-18-2006, 03:31 AM
Amer :drool:

_pyromatic
06-18-2006, 04:22 AM
I'll remember that.

Ok, Ancic - opinion please!
Well, considering he's always jumping Ljubo and likes to wander around shirtless I think he'd be perfect. :yeah: :devil:

flip_fan
06-18-2006, 04:30 AM
From that crappy selection - definately marat... but of course i think mark would be the best (definately most experienced for the job!)

There's nothing hotter then a tall, tan, greek-god...

"oh yeah"
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/jemma82/hs_20dec02_1.jpg

amierin
06-18-2006, 04:33 AM
Well Lleyton would certainly bring a lot of meat to the table, without questions. 9 inches ain't no joke. But I still don't think he quite has the personality for it. Andy has the whole frat, masculine and randy thing going. He'd have no trouble delivering those porn lines.

Is it Gaudio, you're thinking of? He's an Argentine but I've certainly heard big things about him.

I think you're right.

JeNn
06-18-2006, 04:35 AM
From that crappy selection - definately marat... but of course i think mark would be the best (definately most experienced for the job!)

There's nothing hotter then a tall, tan, greek-god...

"oh yeah"
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/jemma82/hs_20dec02_1.jpg

He so looks like he's getting sucked off there :o

JeNn
06-18-2006, 04:36 AM
I think you're right.

Gaudio is big, but I rekkon he is too lazy for porn. He would tank :tape:

flip_fan
06-18-2006, 04:39 AM
He so looks like he's getting sucked off there :o

.... its funny how two dirty minds think alike ;)

amierin
06-18-2006, 04:41 AM
Gaudio is big, but I rekkon he is too lazy for porn. He would tank :tape:

Ironically the statement was that he is packing but wants the woman to do all the work and just lays there.

BTW locker room cam says quite a few players people think are packing ain't. As I posted, Hewie, Ancic and Gaudio(?) are the ones to bring the meat to the table. Roddick doing a porn flick? Nope. One, two, three, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

GermanBoy
06-18-2006, 04:42 AM
I can certainly see Kiefer...he'd have a good line in Oh Ja...ja...schnell...schell...

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

You should do Stand Up, I'm telling ya... :worship:

GermanBoy
06-18-2006, 04:48 AM
What does MTF think?

Did my comment about Lapentti serve as a kind of pattern for this thread? :o

amierin
06-18-2006, 04:52 AM
Did my comment about Lapentti serve as a kind of pattern for this thread? :o

What did you say about Lapenti?

GermanBoy
06-18-2006, 04:55 AM
What did you say about Lapenti?

After losing to an unknown kid from Switzerland I suggested he should retire and become a porn star. I also added he should take Philippoussis with him as he is also unable to win a match these days... Sad but true!

JeNn
06-18-2006, 05:05 AM
Ironically the statement was that he is packing but wants the woman to do all the work and just lays there.


Oh I think that comment might have been about Lapentti, not El Gato.

Fee
06-18-2006, 05:15 AM
Flip? Oh please, he would trip coming out of the makeup trailer and be out of action for 4 - 6 weeks. Of course, during that entire time he would do press saying how he was working out, fitter than ever, and eager to get back in front of the cameras and earn his way back... blah blah blah...

Ancic? Young, energetic, inconsistent. He would be good for those 'short flicks' used in between the feature movies that pretend to have plots. Five minutes probably isn't asking too much out of him. Judging by his doubles record, he might be better off in a threesome, perhaps with an older male to take the lead in the scene.

knight_ley
06-18-2006, 05:19 AM
Kiefer

I wouldn't mind seeing that. :drool:

Johnny Groove
02-27-2007, 09:20 PM
a worthy bump :)

Naranoc
02-27-2007, 09:22 PM
Where's Lopez on the list? :(

kobulingam
02-27-2007, 09:25 PM
Nadal is the best bumrooter (an Aussia tennis slang) out there.
Since 90% of porn is bumrooting now (sick!!!), Nadal would be the best.

Johnny Groove
02-27-2007, 09:29 PM
Where's Lopez on the list? :(

ok, its a bad list, whatever, nominate your own :ras:

scoobs
02-27-2007, 09:31 PM
Berdych.

I can just see him uttering the words in wooden English "Hi - I'm here to fix the photocopier. Oh my it's hot in here..."

Sjengster
02-27-2007, 09:35 PM
If his female co-star ever got too loud with her exhortations during the scene, he could always pull out the classic "Sssh!" manoeuvre.

Naranoc
02-27-2007, 09:39 PM
ok, its a bad list, whatever, nominate your own :ras:

:lol: Nah it's okay, no one really stands a chance with Safin in there anyway :banana:

Johnny Groove
02-27-2007, 10:37 PM
no videos? :awww:

Bagelicious
02-27-2007, 11:41 PM
It would have been a tough choice between Radek "SexyLips" Stepanek and BYE a.k.a. Superfreak!

keqtqiadv
02-27-2007, 11:45 PM
Schalken

Sjengster
02-28-2007, 12:03 AM
Now you're talking my language, baby! The lack of knee bend could come in very handy in certain positions.

GlennMirnyi
02-28-2007, 12:04 AM
Hernandez.

sondraj06
02-28-2007, 12:44 AM
This is one poll, I actually can understand Safin winning. I so see him in front of a camera, making sex faces. Even if he doesn't get paid for it, I still think he does in the comfort of his own home

shotgun
02-28-2007, 12:50 AM
Kiefer for sure. :lol:

Maybe Tommy Haas would be a good one too.

Fee
02-28-2007, 02:40 AM
No he wouldn't, but he would stop in the middle of the act so he could blame his coach for his performance (in two languages).

I need to re-read this thread. I don't remember writing some of those posts :lol:

Metis
02-28-2007, 02:55 AM
And the ...interesting threads keep coming back! :lol:

How about Ginepri? He and Roddick would be frat boys seducing their college professors to pass their exams. :silly:

TennisLurker
02-28-2007, 03:39 AM
McEnroe, I dont remember if it was the good one or his little brother, said while commentating, that Cañas looked like a porn actor, when Guillermo won Toronto in 2002.

AZILANA
02-28-2007, 04:13 AM
Clement deserves a mention here

zicofirol
02-28-2007, 04:18 AM
depends, there is the ugly ron jeremy type pornstar,
or the ultra metrosexual muscular overexcited porn star guy with the sleezy look, not sure if marat fits this profile,
then you also have the guy's that goes looking out for amateurs girls, who isn't exactly a porn stars but I think vince spadea fits the bill on that one...

no other players come(no pun intended, haha) to mind as having the pornstar look...

idolwatcher1
02-28-2007, 04:50 AM
How about Ginepri? He and Roddick would be frat boys seducing their college professors to pass their exams. :silly:
how would they go about seducing? :scratch:

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6318/sex1bcj7.jpg

don't do it Robby... :awww: ...Wait, who the heck gave him that headband thingy??

Ferrero Forever
02-28-2007, 09:45 AM
Hard question here. Lopez has porn star written all over him. But I'm trying not to fall into the trap of saying who I think is good looking, or I'd like to see naked. Safin, Haas and Roddick would be enjoyable porn stars for most people, but personally I would hate to see that. Lopez would be a turn on though, thats for sure.

martine2
02-28-2007, 10:19 AM
LOPEZ :drool: :drool: :drool: (and....believe it or not but I'm a woman :p )

MOYA :drool: :drool: :drool: (super sexy)

Nadal :drool: :drool: :drool: (super body but maybe his face is a bit too innocent to play in that type of movie :angel: )