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My predictions for the next 12 months

hitchhiker
05-31-2006, 04:42 AM
Here are my predictions for the next 12 months:
2006:
PrimaDonna & the fed-tards predict/hope/pray Nadal will go slamless in 2006.
Nadal wins FO.

The fed-tards bemoan a lack of quality competition on clay allowing a no skill bicep boy to win. They complain that a child crying in the stands was actually Nadals nephew attempting to coach nadal during the final.
PrimaDonna says 2 slams is less then 7 and that its time for true tennis skill to shine on grass. The tards claim FO is anyway not a 'real GS' as that is the only plausible explanation for Federer failing to win it.

Nadal wins Wimbledon.

Prima Donna starts visiting a different shrink.

The tards bemoan the state of grass court tennis. Complain that the slowing down of the grass courts is killing tennis and allowing no skill baseliners to win without hitting a volley. Federer claims the sudden shift from the dirt to the grass has disrupted his excellent progress in figuring out nadals game but he is not concerned because he is still ahead in the rankings by 500 points and 3 wimledons is >> 1.


Nadal wins USO & becomes #1
Prima Donna says they should call off all Grand Slams as the tour has no quality so the public does not have to suffer through Nadals tennis. His shrink throws him out too. Federer claims he is not concerned at all yet concludes his press conference by pleading Blake to become his coach.

The tards claim the draw was rigged when Blake ended up on Federers side of the draw.

Nadal wins Masters.

Chinese police arrest Primadonna, found suspiciously loitering around the Tennis Center with a knife and several articles on Gunther Parsche (the dude who stabbed Seles) in his pocket.

Acting on a tip from a ShangHai-based barber who cuts Nadal's hair during the tournament, the cops raid a warehouse where a bunch of fed-tards are found with a voodoo pig doll that has flocks of Nadals hair stuck to it.


During the off season ATP make a resolution to compel Nadal to play right-handed on clay but there is not enough time to implement it when the ATP waste all their resources testing Nadal for drugs.

2007:
AO: Nadal wins and completes NCYGS

Posting from his asylum, PrimaDonna claims that greatness can only be claimed by those who played peak Roddick on grass courts.

The fed-tards either mysteriously disappear or claim to see the light and become Nadal fans. A new term called Nada tards enters MTF vocabulary, this group claims Nadal is the greatest player ever and will never be beaten.

2007:
Del Potro wins FO beating Nadal in straight sets during the final.

The cycle starts again.

hoobSD
05-31-2006, 04:47 AM
:worship: :worship: :haha: :haha: :spit: :spit: :rolls: :rolls:

Good stuff.

Bagelicious
05-31-2006, 04:57 AM
Hmmm... can you give us some other player predictions? I need to know when Gasquet will actually start winning consistently so that I can jump on the bandwagon and become an insufferable GM GasTard.

I know how much everyone cherishes inane, smug and bitter posts all rolled into one!

Thanks in advance for your feedback!

*Looks forward to a happy and fulfilling future of trolling*

kyleskywalker007
05-31-2006, 05:25 AM
Uh, you can almost look at future itself! CīMON! Rafa will win FO, but he will not even get to more than 3rd round in Wimbledon, USO maybe 4th round, and Masters Cup........i donīt think so, you have Federer for there, heīs the true owner of the Masters cup. and nalbandian of course, hahaha.
And you gotta be dreaming about him finishing as the year end nš 1, Federer has still a better game and toughness to be the number one for a long long time...........
u better get a life and start giving better predictions...........

Phunkadelicious
05-31-2006, 05:32 AM
Kyle, your sense of humor has been stolen :awww:

Argenbrit
05-31-2006, 06:21 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

Allez
05-31-2006, 06:33 AM
:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

mangoes
05-31-2006, 07:04 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

kyleskywalker007
05-31-2006, 08:36 AM
Well, i donīt find it particularily fun, i think more like naive........there are so many fun things, i donīt think this is one of them though.... :devil:

MariaV
05-31-2006, 08:46 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:
Poor Prima Donna, seriously. :hug:

DrJules
05-31-2006, 08:53 AM
And I just saw a flying pig :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nathaliia
05-31-2006, 08:58 AM
Nah, funny, but I don't think Dante is so obsessed. But likely to be true for the general trend on MTF and also thank you for including Del Potro in the end.

fyi
05-31-2006, 09:39 AM
:worship: :worship: hitchhiker :worship: :worship:

No matter what, I hope it comes true. :p :p

Guybrush
05-31-2006, 09:51 AM
And I just saw a flying pig :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nadal with wings? :lol:

FSRteam
05-31-2006, 10:45 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: Priceless :haha: :haha: :haha:

connectolove
05-31-2006, 11:04 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

OMG, THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Thank you, hicth.

stebs
05-31-2006, 11:14 AM
I didn't find this very funny in comparison to some Hitchhiker gems. I think the constant moaning about 'Fedtards' is actually talked about more than tennis on these boards and it is becoming very wearing.