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Which player is the most "facially challenged"?

Frooty_Bazooty
01-09-2004, 09:08 PM
Facially Challenged being a euphemism for ugly. I know this thread is really shallow and all these guys are probably beautiful on the inside blah blah etc etc. I just really wanted to post a poll

maratski
01-09-2004, 09:10 PM
I don't see a poll, but make sure you put stepanek in there ;)

HybridTheory
01-09-2004, 09:12 PM
hehe Ilhame:)
i vote stepanek too

maratski
01-09-2004, 09:13 PM
I was too fast, but you know who I voted for ;)

Chloe le Bopper
01-09-2004, 09:13 PM
Ferreira isn't ugly! Hrbaty isn't ugly! Escude isn't ugly! (mind you, none of them do anything for me)

I'm sure that some of the others aren't "ugly" by my books either, but I'm too lazy to conjur up their profiles in my head at the moment.

tsk tsk ;)

maratski
01-09-2004, 09:14 PM
I actually find Dominik a cutie

Frooty_Bazooty
01-09-2004, 09:18 PM
escude is totally gross. imagine touching his face without having rubber gloves on!!! :sick icon:

Lee
01-09-2004, 09:21 PM
Stepanek is winning by a mile right now!

HybridTheory
01-09-2004, 09:30 PM
i dont find chela ugly, he looks sweet:)

Ma. Estefania
01-09-2004, 09:58 PM
Definitely Escudé....he seems to be the mask of "Scream" movies.

He's scary.....even more than Stepanek, that's why I voted for him.

Jazzy
01-10-2004, 12:26 AM
hee hee the mask of Scream movies!! :lol:

trixy
01-10-2004, 12:54 AM
Well i don't want to be mean because it is about whats on the inside!!!! I'll go with Stepanek. I dont get why ppl are voting for Escude. He's not ugly.

Sonic
01-10-2004, 02:04 AM
I dunno about his face but no way would I ever shag someone 15 ft 5 inches, a la Ivo Karlovic, I'd be like I was shagging someone who had been stretched on a rack in a cartoon

atptennis
01-10-2004, 02:12 AM
they are just tennis players, not movie stars, they dont have to look handsome!

rogicomel
01-10-2004, 02:25 AM
Yeah! So, so true atptennis...

Marine
01-10-2004, 11:56 AM
Nico Escudé = Jesus. NOt cute, not ugly.
Personly, I vote Coria. I find him ugly.

I vote KORDA for the formar players !
And I stop here, I feel nasty enough for the moment.

Shy
01-10-2004, 02:20 PM
Personly, I vote Coria. I find him ugly.

I.
Coria:eek: , he is too cute to be ugly.

CooCooCachoo
01-10-2004, 04:31 PM
Yeah Marine, watching Coria play is frightening. Even for a guy it is.

Devotee
01-10-2004, 05:16 PM
Why isn't Martin Verkerk in this list?
Actually Wayne looks fairly decent.

Frooty_Bazooty
01-10-2004, 05:18 PM
Btw guys, if you choose other, pls say who it is.

Frooty_Bazooty
01-10-2004, 05:25 PM
Yeah i probably should have put Verkerk in, hes got the whole big forehead thing goin on

personally i think ferreira is mingin, different strokes for different folks i guess :p

¿esquímaux?
01-10-2004, 05:44 PM
Stepanek is scary, Escude is handsome, Hrbaty is Hot. I rest my case :hearts:

maratski
01-10-2004, 09:19 PM
Verkerk always manages to look strange in pics, but actually he's very cute.

LubiG
01-10-2004, 10:37 PM
Personally i don't find Chela and Escude ugly... I'm not saying they are cute but there are much more ugly guys.
And of course i don't find Coria ugly at all... But this is all about opinions.

Leo
01-10-2004, 11:05 PM
Verkerk always manages to look strange in pics, but actually he's very cute.

True, he's not at all photogenic. But I think Martin has a very friendly face.

Ma. Estefania
01-11-2004, 03:03 AM
Yeah, I agree too about Verkerk, he has a nice/cute nose. :)

Devotee
01-11-2004, 04:45 AM
True, he's not at all photogenic. But I think Martin has a very friendly face.

Also, Ilhame said Martin is cute.

IMO, he is one of the ugliest and scariest guys in the world.

esther
01-11-2004, 07:04 AM
Nico Escudé = Jesus. NOt cute, not ugly.
Personly, I vote Coria. I find him ugly.

I vote KORDA for the formar players !
And I stop here, I feel nasty enough for the moment.

LOOOOL ohhh marine.

azza
01-11-2004, 08:13 AM
In a landslide Radek Stepanek :p

Advantage
01-11-2004, 08:42 AM
I don't know who the ugliest player is but I could really do without seeing Federer clear both nostrils on to the court. That's just plain gross!

He seems to blow snot more often than any other player. Yuck!

esther
01-11-2004, 08:45 AM
I don't know who the ugliest player is but I could really do without seeing Federer clear both nostrils on to the court. That's just plain gross!

He seems to blow snot more often than any other player. Yuck!

LOL!

Minimum_Chips
01-11-2004, 11:31 AM
Hrbaty is the opposite of facially challlenged. He has been blessed with such a face. But i admit his photo up on the officail ATP site looks suspect. Also, Martin looks like Wario, the Mario like game character, which is entertaining to see.

Experimentee
01-11-2004, 01:31 PM
Hrbaty is not ugly! In fact hes very cute! :rolleyes: at Hrbaty on the poll.
I dont think any of those guys listed are ugly except for Stepanek, but you could make a case for Chela and Ferreira as well.
The really ugly one you left out is Dent :p Have a look at the scary face thread (forgot what its called)!

Leo
01-11-2004, 10:11 PM
I don't know who the ugliest player is but I could really do without seeing Federer clear both nostrils on to the court. That's just plain gross!

He seems to blow snot more often than any other player. Yuck!

Nobody beats Andre in this department ;)

Ma. Estefania
01-12-2004, 01:29 AM
Oh yeah..... :)

cheliste
01-12-2004, 06:58 AM
Stepanek is blowing away the competition! ;)

Advantage
01-12-2004, 07:06 AM
Nobody beats Andre in this department ;)


YES, Andre's pretty bad too. It's not getting better as he ages either lol.

MisterQ
01-12-2004, 03:34 PM
Nobody beats Andre in this department ;)

That's true. (It's his only flaw. ;) )

AntennA
01-12-2004, 05:05 PM
The really ugly one you left out is Dent :p Have a look at the scary face thread (forgot what its called)!

My thoughts exactly :p

kiro
01-13-2004, 03:07 AM
http://image2.sina.com.cn/ty/o/2004-01-13/U348P6T12D733882F44DT20040113111254.jpg

http://www.sina.com.cn

~EMiLiTA~
01-13-2004, 07:35 AM
hahaha this thread is pretty amusing I have to say. Poor old Radek...I would also have to agree with Dent (weird weird mouth), Escude (who sometimes has the potential to look reptilian), Andre (eww in general especially the lack of hair) and I'd also add Marc Rosset...he just fully grosses me out...looks like a tramp that's never had a shower or a haircut in his life

Experimentee
01-13-2004, 01:35 PM
I'd agree with Rosset too, he looks really scruffy, like he cant be bothered with his appearance at all.

Though I'm sure all these guys have great personalities, I've heard a lot of players say Stepanek is really funny in the locker room and he makes everyone laugh.

maratski
01-13-2004, 02:09 PM
It's nice that he can make his peers laugh, but I have the feeling he won't make me laugh if he's the first person I see in the morning ;)

Sjengster
01-13-2004, 02:34 PM
At last year's RG, a commentator described Rosset during his match with Kuerten as "a bit of a thug on court", and that description suits his crash and dash style so well... Carlsen is slightly piggish, but he has those distinctive blond Scandinavian looks.

Stepanek may cause laughs in the locker room, but he certainly hasn't got the umpires chuckling, he's almost Coria-like in his ability to wind up officials and constantly question line calls. You should check out Advantage's copy of his ATP file photo in the Auckland scoring thread, it's classic - he really does resemble a bloated fish.

Ma. Estefania
01-13-2004, 05:02 PM
Oh...Agassi is a close 2nd for me... yuck...

*Ljubica*
01-13-2004, 08:46 PM
I would agree with Ma. Estefania - Radek is definately the most "facially challenged" but Andre is a very close second.

Btw - has anyone ever seen Radek's girlfriend? I saw her on TV last year sometime and she is really, really pretty! Guess she sees below the surface! In fact I think she is his fiancee now.

Ma. Estefania
01-13-2004, 11:07 PM
Well, then he's got to have something definitely.....

maratski
01-14-2004, 08:46 AM
money ;)

Ma. Estefania
01-14-2004, 03:58 PM
LOL. ;)

Mr. Man
01-14-2004, 04:35 PM
ROFL at the photo of baldy!

Anyways, I vote Radek. My god!

tangerine_dream
01-15-2004, 03:24 AM
http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/puke.gif

1DICKrodDICK1
01-16-2004, 01:32 AM
How about Chris Guccione?

allusion
01-16-2004, 08:59 AM
Radek Stepanek leading at 69%!
Personally that's quite surprising for somebody to be voted so...solidly as the outcast, lol.

Tennis Fool
07-01-2004, 09:49 PM
bump for the newbies ;)

Daniel
07-02-2004, 03:21 PM
:lol: nice thread