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Classic Andy

01-02-2004, 01:44 AM
This was on one of ESPN's end of the year reports about sex and sports. I went and found the original PC and they really did copy it exactly:
Q. You were seen as a new sex symbol of the tennis circuit. Do you enjoy this status?

ANDY RODDICK: Do you want to go to dinner later?

Q. So --?

ANDY RODDICK: Sorry, I didn't hear the question. I was just looking at you, Jesus.


:lol::lol: someone else's turn ;)

01-02-2004, 01:47 AM
ok I'll go again - another favorite:
Q. How is your health? The tendonitis is all right?

ANDY RODDICK: It's good.

Q. Ankle is all right?

ANDY RODDICK: It's a little swollen (laughter). We're going to try to get that down tonight (pointing to a golf ball stuck inside his sock). I'm okay to play tomorrow. I think that's one of my tendons or a couple rolled up (laughter). It's killing me.

Q. Just hope you don't pull a groin.

ANDY RODDICK: I'm not going to comment further on that one. I don't know if it's possible to sprain a groin, so I'm okay.

Gonzo Hates Me!
01-02-2004, 02:28 AM
LOL... he's so naughty! I would sleep with him... maybe

01-02-2004, 02:29 AM
Maybe....... if you could get time off from Guga and Gonzo... :)

01-02-2004, 04:20 PM
I guess I'm the only one that likes these... oh well :)
Q. What's the best thing about tennis to you?
ANDY RODDICK: The best thing about tennis to me?
Q. Yeah. What keeps you playing it?
ANDY RODDICK: The cheerleaders. Wait, there are none

01-02-2004, 05:52 PM
oh there are some CLASSIC ones that i gotta find when i have the chance. the so is your wife coming, and also when he told reporters what he did during the day "i ate a sandwich there, i sat there, etc" :haha:

01-02-2004, 05:53 PM
ohhhhhhh find them find them! :)

baseline ace
01-02-2004, 05:59 PM
Good sense of humor. I'd sleep with him too!! ;)

J. Corwin
01-02-2004, 08:51 PM
nice blurbs :)

01-07-2004, 12:39 AM
Here's a little more..... LMAO!
Q. You don't dream of getting a base hit in the seventh game of the World Series like everybody else in the world?

ANDY RODDICK: I don't play baseball.

Q. It's a parable.

ANDY RODDICK: I don't dream about getting a hit in the World Series.

LMFAO :rolls:

01-08-2004, 06:50 PM
I guess I'm the only one so easily amused.. but I still want to share :)
Q. Relieved it didn't go to a fifth, yeah?

ANDY RODDICK: (Shaking his head yes.) No, actually I wanted to play five. I definitely wanted to try to lose that fourth set and test the waters in the fifth (smiling).

J. Corwin
01-08-2004, 08:18 PM
You're not alone. I am amused. :)

01-08-2004, 10:03 PM

what a smartass

He's almost as bad as our Brad Bot

01-08-2004, 10:49 PM

03-19-2004, 01:05 AM
Was reading old press conferences and found this. It's from Miami last year after he won his first match and it was a tough tough one and Andy was sick on top of it:

Q. General lethargy? Are you tired?

ANDY RODDICK: Yeah, tired.

Q. Have you ever had mono?

ANDY RODDICK: No, but thanks for bringing up that option. I appreciate it. That's about enough out of you, all right.

Q. Mandy-nucleosis?


J. Corwin
03-19-2004, 08:04 AM
er? that was just weird.