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A lesson in Sex Ed.

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:12 AM
LMAO! OKay I'll be the teacher, okay lets start, any questions? ;)

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:13 AM
meeeee

How do babies come to this wonderful world?? :o :o

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:14 AM
LMAO!

Okay the woman gets pregnant, then ya know, the baby pops out after 9 months. :p

NEXT!!!

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:16 AM
lol

Miss Cucumber


how does the woman get pregnant??? because of a big bird???


how does a guy realize he is gay???

thanks

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:20 AM
1. A woman gets pregnant when a man fills the woman up with sperm, and then one of the sperms fertilizes one of her eggs. Once that's done, the woman will become pregnant.

2. I think that its natural that a guy thinks he's gay. No one tells him he's gay. He himself gets attracted to men, not woman.

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:22 AM
thanks Miss Cucumber


* Does size matter??

* too big or too small ?? what do u prefer miss cucumber??

* short or long time???? what do u prefer??


thanks

Berlin_Calling
08-06-2002, 05:23 AM
NO MORE QUESTIONS NOW ALLIE!! UR A GOOD TEACHER ON MSN!!

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:25 AM
ohhhhhh

:o :o u dirte teacher miss cucumber


you are corrupting this inocent boy


*running away from miss cucumber*

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:25 AM
Originally posted by Daniel
thanks Miss Cucumber


* Does size matter??

* too big or too small ?? what do u prefer miss cucumber??

* short or long time???? what do u prefer??


thanks

1. Size surely does matter, I like them big. :o ;)

2. I like them big. :p lmao!

3. long time, definitely long time.....mmmmmm......oh yeah....:lick:

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:26 AM
Hey! He'll learn someday anyways!!! :p

*alexis, quit drinking, really, quit drinking*

Berlin_Calling
08-06-2002, 05:27 AM
DEFINE WILD SEX!!
And this ones for Mr Danny, what does it feel like when *it* comes out. :rolleyes: :p
And what is it about the cream that you enjoy Alexis??

Berlin_Calling
08-06-2002, 05:28 AM
GOD THIS IS DIRTY!!! Im getting sick! :o :)

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:28 AM
well, it feels good , but it depends where it comes out

u see, if it is in your ...... it is a lot of plesure but if it is in your ...

then u feel somethnig hot and wet, lol :o :o :o :o

ok, i feel sick now .....

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:29 AM
Wild sex can be defined in many ways, I won't get into details because it will be too graphic for this website. :angel:

Poe
08-06-2002, 05:30 AM
Good heavens! There's no where left for us prudes to post :sad:

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:31 AM
Poe!!! Can I pleaassssssssse have a title? :sad:

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:31 AM
Hi Mr Poe :wavey:

Berlin_Calling
08-06-2002, 05:34 AM
hi poe, I want to know details Mrs Alexis!!! Your a bad teacher!!!! If you dont describe it, I might do something wrong and get my self killed or sumthing :rolleyes: rolleyes:

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:35 AM
ahem......wild sex is ahem.........when. ahem....

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:36 AM
yes miss cucumber, we want details :)

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:37 AM
That's for next semester! :p

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:38 AM
:( :( :(

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:39 AM
Sign up for next semester and you'll get what ya want. :p

Poe
08-06-2002, 05:40 AM
how big is too big?

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:41 AM
You can never have it too big, Poe. ;) :p

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:41 AM
*signing up*


*dancing*

:) :)

Poe
08-06-2002, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by Allie
You can never have it too big, Poe. ;) :p

:o ouchie

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:44 AM
hehehe :p

Berlin_Calling
08-06-2002, 05:44 AM
HAY DAN!! I WANTED TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO SIGN!!
*excitedly signing up* ;)

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:44 AM
the bigger the better

I laugh seeing small ones, lol :p

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:45 AM
lol

how small is so small???? :o :o

*cheking myself* :o

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:46 AM
4 inches...... small

Poe
08-06-2002, 05:47 AM
if you have to check, it's too small :D

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:47 AM
Got your measuring tape out yet, Daniel? :p

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:48 AM
lol

:sad: :sad:

Poe
08-06-2002, 05:52 AM
allie you made him cry :o shame on you

Daniel
08-06-2002, 05:54 AM
i need support right now

:sad: :sad: :sad:










:lick:

Allie
08-06-2002, 05:55 AM
Its not my fault that I have high standards. :o ;)

Julie
08-06-2002, 08:41 AM
:o - my poor eyes :o

King Aaron
08-06-2002, 09:19 AM
:eek: Sex Ed !!!!! :o

Psichogauchovna
11-22-2009, 09:30 PM
:speakles:

Ivanatis
11-22-2009, 09:37 PM
:lol: nice find

Garson007
11-23-2009, 01:27 AM
This, this is how MTF was formed. :p

~*BGT*~
11-23-2009, 02:34 AM
These questions have always puzzled me:

1. Why do guys fantasize about lesbians. if they're lesbians, that means they don't want you :shrug:
2. Why do guys like to cum on a girl's face or boobs?

Nathaliia
11-23-2009, 06:28 AM
These questions have always puzzled me:

1. Why do guys fantasize about lesbians. if they're lesbians, that means they don't want you :shrug:
2. Why do guys like to cum on a girl's face or boobs?

1. What is hotter than a person who doesn't want you? Is it really so cool to say "I want" and instantly receive it? It's a forbidden fruit and 200% of womanhood (let's be honest, they more fantasize about two beautiful girls rather than some dunnowhats you often can meet in a gay bar). Besides, analysing this fantasy I see some needs of finding out about women's souls, their secrets. And obviously - a number of women is bisexual, like Nikki and I for example :)

2. Humiliation factor, especially on the facial regard. He stands above you, you obediently look in his eyes, he feels the power and does the job. As for boobs, as unsexy as it sounds, they recall the maternity and in the subconsciousness it's a turn on for a very significant number of men.

Guys have many interests like that. Sometimes you shouldn't try to understand them, but guess and match the expectations; this would make you a successful lover :wavey:.

bokehlicious
11-23-2009, 10:03 AM
Why do you gals don't mind waxing, body piercing, etc, and yet claim that it hurts when your guy wants to stick it up your butt? :confused: :o :p

Nathaliia
11-23-2009, 01:16 PM
Why do you gals don't mind waxing, body piercing, etc, and yet claim that it hurts when your guy wants to stick it up your butt? :confused: :o :p
I'm probably the last person to answer as my views are actually reverse (no piercing and I prefer less painful methods of hair removal, let alone these days you can have a laser depilation).

... but I'll try to answer objectively. A piercing can be given under the place painkiller so you don't feel it, and when I was a kid I had my ears pierced and it hurt only for maybe 30 seconds. Sex lasts longer and a woman rarely has control in this type of sex when it will finish (unless she can pull out) so add lack of certainity to that.

Waxing legs, forearms and armpits isn't as painful as getting rough with the most private parts. You've probably been kicked on the leg and kicked in the balls to find the difference. Also, just like everyone struggles to tickle themselves, if a woman waxes herself she controls the pain doses. If she visits spa, the cosmetologist is also under her command. With a man - she's often shy to ask for a stop or the aroused man won't listen (or she *thinks* he won't listen) and it cummulates the pain and triggers a general feeling of big discomfort. Some women also wax the bikini, which indeed some of my friends tried and said "never again" and one of them even fainted in the beauty salon. So I guess, it's not actually so popular, at least in Poland. The new techniques slowly introduced in my country are supposed to be very much pain reducing. Maybe I'll try :).

Finally, the last thing, a woman must feel absolutely safe. Sometimes she heard bullshits from her friend and is scared in advance without knowing the friend's boyfriend is a brutal sadist with a 25 cm dick. Yes, unfortunately here size matters and even a delicate but big shafted man can cause the bleeding. So this is again where we touch the trust issue. Who'd like to bleed, undressed, in front of a partner? Women usually are also afraid but obviously too shy to precise it that things can get generally messy if you dig their stomach. So they prefer to use the word "pain". Sounds nicer.

~ Nathii, the sex ed prof :wavey:

bokehlicious
11-23-2009, 01:26 PM
Thanks for the complete reply :hatoff: dear sex ed prof :D

Johnny Groove
11-23-2009, 02:30 PM
Nathii, I also believe it has to do with the man doing the inserting. If he and his Sadistic 25 cm cock thrusts hard and deep with nigh a thought for safety, yes I'd imagine it can be painful. Much more painful than a piercing, especially since they are not in control.

But, if a guy is gentle at first when he goes in and allows her muscles to adjust to his presence and then he begins to slowly thrust, starting shallow and then extending deeper, then it can be much more pleasurable for both.

All in all, I think it has more to do with the guy's blueprint for going about anal sex than it has to do with women not willing to do it because of pain and poor form of the man in the equation.

Nathaliia
11-23-2009, 02:45 PM
Well, I believe the question to me wasn't how to talk woman into it (and the more if it can be pleasurable or not), but why the fear is so casual among women.

I didn't even mention it was my own experience - no, it wasn't :ras:.

I have no doubt women can achieve an orgasm this way, and yep, a man's role here is crucial. She can't get tense and panicked.

Johnny Groove
11-23-2009, 02:48 PM
Well, I think the casual fear of anal for women is due to what they've heard either from magazines or fellow women who give a bad review, leading to more negative ideas about it. :shrug:

Nathaliia
11-23-2009, 02:55 PM
Yep, obviously. I mentioned that as a main factor :).

You prefer talking about it rather than watching Nadal and Soderking?

Johnny Groove
11-23-2009, 02:56 PM
I'm talking about it, studying for an exam I have in 1.5 hours, AND watching the match :tape:

JolánGagó
11-23-2009, 03:28 PM
Sometimes you shouldn't try to understand them, but guess and match the expectations; this would make you a successful lover :wavey:.

Faking doesn't quite do the trick, Im afraid. The truly successful chick wouldn't stop at guessing and performing but will actually explore and enjoy.

Garson007
11-23-2009, 03:32 PM
I wish Nat would tell us where she gets these big dick sadist men. :lick:

Nathaliia
11-23-2009, 03:41 PM
Faking doesn't quite do the trick, Im afraid. The truly successful chick wouldn't stop at guessing and performing but will actually explore and enjoy.
Nothing indicates I meant faking in my post. I have no idea what made you think so (bad memories?). It was all about the exploring and breaking self tabboos.

I know guys are generally very afraid to be cheated in the form of faking in bed, I don't encourage anyone to do this - especially in a relationship it's a key to the general sadness. But doing some sort of activity you know your partner will very likely enjoy has nothing to do with faking, more with making your partner happy with your agreement. A guy doesn't need to like giving oral sex either but he'd do this once in a while knowing his girl would boil in craziness, eh?

Sophocles
11-24-2009, 12:59 PM
These questions have always puzzled me:

1. Why do guys fantasize about lesbians. if they're lesbians, that means they don't want you :shrug:
2. Why do guys like to cum on a girl's face or boobs?

1. Guys like WATCHING lesbians. Why? Because there are 2 fit naked girls getting into a sex act, rather than a girl with an inevitably off-putting hairy bloke.

2. Because the face & boobs are the most sexually arousing parts of the woman's body. It's a way of showing our appreciation.

ClaudiuS
11-24-2009, 03:54 PM
A doubt that came along when I read the first pages of this thread. :p

If Girls give importance to size, specially to the male reproductive organ size :p Then why some girls tend to enjoy so much the "fingering" part? (even if it's made with just one finger) a finger is relatively small and thin in comparison with a penis. Is it because of the variety of movement you can make with it, you know...circles, up and down, spider-man, etc.?

So this may prove that it's more about the variety of movements you can make during the penetration, rather than just the size, the action that tend to enjoy girls more or it just depends from the girl? :p

Thanks in advance. :)

Bolar Bolabi
11-29-2009, 07:57 AM
:haha: so this is what i've missed. damn.

Certinfy
11-29-2009, 05:05 PM
:haha: :haha:

Psichogauchovna
11-29-2009, 05:41 PM
what's so funny? :p

partygirl
11-29-2009, 10:29 PM
f he and his Sadistic 25 cm cock thrusts hard and deep with nigh a thought for safety, yes I'd imagine it can be painful. Much more painful than a piercing, especially since they are not in control.
Deal breaker.
painful is not the word.:p



~ Nathii, the sex ed prof :wavey::rocker2:

Well, I think the casual fear of anal for women is due to what they've heard either from magazines or fellow women who give a bad review, leading to more negative ideas about it. :shrug:I think the same is true in the U.S regarding circumcision:(



2. Because the face & boobs are the most sexually arousing parts of the woman's body. It's a way of showing our appreciation. That ain't appreciation your giving. :haha:

Certinfy
11-29-2009, 10:47 PM
what's so funny? :pThe questions and the answers to them.

Nathaliia
11-29-2009, 10:57 PM
A doubt that came along when I read the first pages of this thread. :p

If Girls give importance to size, specially to the male reproductive organ size :p Then why some girls tend to enjoy so much the "fingering" part? (even if it's made with just one finger) a finger is relatively small and thin in comparison with a penis. Is it because of the variety of movement you can make with it, you know...circles, up and down, spider-man, etc.?

So this may prove that it's more about the variety of movements you can make during the penetration, rather than just the size, the action that tend to enjoy girls more or it just depends from the girl? :p

Thanks in advance. :)
Alright, so I will answer.

Yes, the size matters, because a big organ gives a feeling of a big, big pounding and fills the whole vagina really deep. With a finger and a tongue it's a matter of technique. Again we go to the "tickling" similarity - what's so good about it is the unexpected. The same happens with a little, delicate finger doing the job around. For example, sex for me could be only the fingering and oral sex, highway to orgasm, if done well, of course. Even if I try to resist - I can't.

A big dick on a sad note is difficult to deepthroat, but let's say for one person I might be able to commit a miracle one day.

Sean
11-29-2009, 11:34 PM
Girls love dicks in their pussy, and they like you to use tongues and fingers to play with their clit, and tits.

Psichogauchovna
11-29-2009, 11:56 PM
Girls love dicks in their pussy, and they like you to use tongues and fingers to play with their clit, and tits.

shocking

betowiec
11-30-2009, 04:22 AM
Alright, so I will answer.

Yes, the size matters, because a big organ gives a feeling of a big, big pounding and fills the whole vagina really deep. With a finger and a tongue it's a matter of technique. Again we go to the "tickling" similarity - what's so good about it is the unexpected. The same happens with a little, delicate finger doing the job around. For example, sex for me could be only the fingering and oral sex, highway to orgasm, if done well, of course. Even if I try to resist - I can't.

A big dick on a sad note is difficult to deepthroat, but let's say for one person I might be able to commit a miracle one day.

any comments about DP or double anal?

Bolar Bolabi
11-30-2009, 12:07 PM
Finding a girl that can deepthroat is rare.

One my ex's could deep throat. Best time of my life.

But I suppose a head job is a head job and feels good so providing she gives head, I suppose I can't complain.

JolánGagó
11-30-2009, 02:15 PM
Bolar, why the fu*k were you banned last time again?

Bolar Bolabi
11-30-2009, 02:31 PM
Bolar, why the fu*k were you banned last time again?

I know the reason. I'm trying to get to the bottom of how that reason came about as it doesn't make sense. Once I know fully of what happened, I won't be as confused about it as I am now.

partygirl
11-30-2009, 10:48 PM
any comments about DPFinding 1 is hard enough, finding 2 decent let alone attractive (in every sense of the word) male players without hang-ups is the hardest part i think.:shrug:

have not done it though.:angel:

Henry Chinaski
11-30-2009, 11:54 PM
do girls know that we fake it too occasionally?

a well-kept secret.

partygirl
12-01-2009, 12:08 AM
that's why i demand proof. :p

Henry Chinaski
12-01-2009, 12:58 AM
bit of a mood killer when you try to pour out the condom I'd imagine...

Sophocles
12-01-2009, 10:23 AM
bit of a mood killer when you try to pour out the condom I'd imagine...

Not if the guy's already asleep.

partygirl
12-01-2009, 02:27 PM
:lol:

scoobs
12-02-2009, 03:16 PM
If straight guys like watching lesbians, do straight women like watching gay men? Anecdotally I've heard this is true, or maybe I just know a lot of pervy women...

rocketassist
12-02-2009, 04:31 PM
If straight guys like watching lesbians, do straight women like watching gay men? Anecdotally I've heard this is true, or maybe I just know a lot of pervy women...

I know LOADS of pervy women and a couple of them do think two gay men is a turn-on, others do not.

Sophocles
12-02-2009, 04:38 PM
If straight guys like watching lesbians, do straight women like watching gay men? Anecdotally I've heard this is true, or maybe I just know a lot of pervy women...

Tried to impress my bit of stuff from Newcastle by citing (tame) sexual experimentation at university. Got a, "Ewwwww! A hope ya don't tell other girls that." Seems to work better on middle-class girls, particularly Catholics for some reason.

Iván
12-02-2009, 04:42 PM
sophocles are you from greece or cyprus?

Sophocles
12-02-2009, 04:44 PM
sophocles are you from greece or cyprus?

England mate. Just have a thing for ancient Greek drama.

save ausdecline
12-03-2009, 02:01 AM
Do you think posting a lesson on sex ed is appropriate considering that this is a global forum?

JolánGagó
12-03-2009, 02:51 AM
Do you think posting a lesson on sex ed is appropriate considering that this is a global forum?

excuse me?

i think this forum should have an minimum age bar of at least 21....

scoobs
12-03-2009, 11:27 AM
Education is never inappropriate.

partygirl
12-03-2009, 04:21 PM
Tried to impress my bit of stuff from Newcastle by citing (tame) sexual experimentation at university. Got a, "Ewwwww! A hope ya don't tell other girls that." Seems to work better on middle-class girls, particularly Catholics for some reason.I'd say "Ewwww!" to that reaction.;)

I know LOADS of pervy women and a couple of them do think two gay men is a turn-on, others do not.I saw something where Rosie o' donnell (co-chief U.S lesbian:p) said that she & a lot of her lesbian friends like to see 2 guys together/gay porn...that surprised me.

I love it, don't know any women that do not honestly.:)

Ouragan
12-03-2009, 05:54 PM
Do you think posting a lesson on sex ed is appropriate considering that this is a global forum?

I thought sex ed was tought to teenagers? I never got any but having the internet (and listening to WTA matches) has answered plenty of questions :devil:

save ausdecline
12-04-2009, 12:21 AM
Actually I did back when I was 11, the course was called interrelate. Hence, my question is. Why would they call it that?

"(and listening to WTA matches)"

lol

Sophocles
12-04-2009, 12:33 AM
I'd say "Ewwww!" to that reaction.;)

I was a bit surprised because in most conceivable respects she's extremely liberated. But I'm not complaining. I'd rather watch her do it with another girl anyway.