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Ode to Andy's Extraordinary Mind

Action Jackson
12-09-2003, 06:02 AM
Even the Roddick lovers and the man himself have joked about his intellectual capacity.

So here is a little tune about his mind

Andy's Extraordinary Mind

In the afternoon Roddickís acting like a hoon
Feds is serving it will be over soon
Andyís extraordinary mind
It's everything I could never want
I told you what it's all about
Schuettler turning Roddick into sauerkraut
Andyís extraordinary mind
So come with me and donít hesitate

Overrated, itís clear to see
Backhand drive is so good for me
Feds, Haas, Hewitt and Rainer
I canít beat them as they are better

Andy's mind is full of doubts
Roger Federer will ram his snout
Andyís extraordinary mind
Be careful with what you have to say
Don't you try to and analyse his head
Living in Texas they are all inbred
Andyís extraordinary mind
It's something we will never understand.

Action Jackson
12-09-2003, 06:28 AM
This one is too I don't Like Mondays

I don't like Roddick

The whiny chip inside his head
Gets switched to overload.
Heís going to get schooled today,
He should have stayed at home.
Gilbert doesn't understand it,
His serve and forehand are as good as gold.
And he can see no reason
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason does he need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick.
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick.
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick.
Feds and the boys
Will shoot him down.

Nalle strikes the ball so clean
Federerís play goes to a waiting world.
Roddick feels so shocked,
When his serve is rocked,
And he starts acting like a little girl
Heís not 16 and so peachy keen,
And ain't so neat to admit defeat.
He can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason does he need to be shown?

Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick.
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick.
Feds and the boys
Will shoot him down.

Too bad Sampras has stopped playing now
He should have stuck around a while.
Roddick should retire early and soon he'll be learning
And the lesson today is how not to cry
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And Gilbert crackles,
With the problems and the how's and why's.
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to cry?

Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick
Tell me why?
I don't like Roddick
Feds and the boys
Will shoot him down.

Deboogle!.
12-09-2003, 02:45 PM
wow I wish I were as funny as you

Havok
12-09-2003, 02:52 PM
wow i wish i had as much time as you and spent this much time and effort on someone i didn`t really like:o

*Ljubica*
12-09-2003, 05:41 PM
I love the "I Don't Like Mondays" one - thanks for your little songs George -they always make me smile :)

J. Corwin
12-09-2003, 07:47 PM
So this is how you spend your free time. :)

I have to say, these aren't nearly as good as the one you wrote to the tune of Yesterday.

WyverN
12-09-2003, 11:29 PM
You obviously have talent, their pretty good but should it be wasted on Roddick?

Action Jackson
12-10-2003, 05:25 AM
I adore you bunkie, you always bring a ray of sunshine to my day and that is appreciated.

Jackson, I have many ways to spend my time but I don't think you would be too interested, and you are correct the Yesterday tune had more inspiration, though that only took 5 mins to write that.

Naldo, I will buy you an ice cream or I could write a tune about you.

You are probably right Wyver, but he is such an easy target.

tennischick
12-10-2003, 09:10 AM
ha ha :)

joske
12-10-2003, 09:23 AM
lol.. God how I love peace...

But hey, you know what they say: Laughing is healthy (or at least we say that where I'm from) and I love parodies.. Thx Georgie

Action Jackson
12-10-2003, 09:25 AM
Lot of love here joske

joske
12-10-2003, 09:33 AM
hehehe

PS where are you from George, 'cause I still can't put my finger on it..

maratski
12-10-2003, 11:57 AM
not Switzerland that's for sure ;)

Deboogle!.
12-10-2003, 01:37 PM
I adore you bunkie, you always bring a ray of sunshine to my day and that is appreciated.


erm.... ok.... well then glad I can oblige :)

Action Jackson
12-11-2003, 03:59 AM
Joske and Ilhame I will you tell one day, but today isn't that day.


Bunk, you have got a mention in my next tune. I tried to get star in there, but it wasn't easy so tangerinus and yourself are in this one.

This is very bad, I have tried to diversify and have included 12 different people in this one.

This goes to an old Police song called On Any Other Day

There's a house on my street
And it looks real cheap
I'm the clown who lives in it
Modelito is on the catwalk
Rosset's drunk on the floor
Maratís loving it
And when the time comes
Felix will be number 1
What a perfect place to sit


Tangie has burned the scrambled eggs
Bunkie's just bit my leg
Andy Roddick has ran away
Jan Michael has turned out gay

Cut off my coach
When we went so far
How could I do it?
Mirka is proud to tell me
I run all your affairs
How could she do this to me?

Tangie has burned the scrambled eggs
Bunkie's just bit my leg
Andy Roddick has ran away
Jan Michael has turned out gay
And it would be O.K. on every other day
And it would be O.K. on every other day

Throw down the morning papers
And swim in the sea
I don't know what's wrong with me

The USTA are involved in a
Conspiracy
Nalle is covered in misery

Tangie has burned the scrambled eggs
Bunkie's just bit my leg
Andy Roddick has ran away
Jan Michael has turned out gay
And it would be O.K. on every other day
And it would be O.K. on every other day

(repeat to fade)

Deboogle!.
12-11-2003, 04:09 AM
lol that's pretty funny... best thing you could think of was me biting your leg though? lol :p

Action Jackson
12-11-2003, 04:18 AM
Bunk, it was term of admiration and not an insult, then again you could have burned the scrambled eggs.

Though my goal was to be inclusive and make this one as silly as possible. I think this achieved those goals.

Deboogle!.
12-11-2003, 04:51 AM
hehe I know, I was just teasing... it was definitely amusing and silly :)

Action Jackson
12-11-2003, 06:20 AM
Btw bunk, did you burn the scrambled eggs?

J. Corwin
12-11-2003, 07:17 AM
that was a fun read :)

Action Jackson
12-11-2003, 07:19 AM
The original song is called On Any Other Day, you should be able to download it. That is even sillier than this version.

J. Corwin
12-11-2003, 07:23 AM
Oh I know the song. I'm a fan of the band.

Action Jackson
12-11-2003, 07:25 AM
Like your work jackson. I am thinking about doing one called Mandy to the tune of Mother.

rogicomel
12-11-2003, 08:23 AM
Good job George, it helps me smile a bit after Rogi's shocking split with PL.

Jag
12-11-2003, 09:18 AM
lol but um, is Jan Mike ACTUALLY gay? *sounds like a dumb question* Sometimes, I just don't know humour even when it hits me

J. Corwin
12-11-2003, 09:48 AM
Like your work jackson. I am thinking about doing one called Mandy to the tune of Mother.

What do you mean my work? What are you talking about?

Deboogle!.
12-11-2003, 01:33 PM
Btw bunk, did you burn the scrambled eggs?

No I make DAMN GOOD scrambled eggs if I do say so myself! :)

J. Corwin
12-12-2003, 06:39 AM
I make good uh...instant noodle?



(kidding of course)