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Jag
11-25-2003, 12:59 PM
Well I'm new here obviously and I have no idea how you guys operate on these boards so if newbie threads aren't the norm then one of the mods can delete it.

But yeah, I'm new here, just call me Jag and the ranks of Andy lovers just swelled by one.

Havok
11-25-2003, 02:08 PM
you are very welcome here:wavey: we need more Roddick fans here, and now we have a fair amount of fellow Roddick fans:drive:

star
11-25-2003, 02:35 PM
Naldo used to be very lonesome here. :sad:

Ony he and Mrs. Guga and sometimes Hurley manning the ramparts. ;)

Welcome Jag! Join in the fun!

Deboogle!.
11-25-2003, 02:49 PM
hi Jag :wavey: welcome!

MisterQ
11-25-2003, 04:22 PM
hi and welcome Jag.

J. Corwin
11-25-2003, 05:35 PM
Howdy Jag! Have loads of fun around here. :D

Deboogle!.
11-25-2003, 06:29 PM
haha yes.... Jag be careful in General Messages :)

Jag
11-26-2003, 11:01 AM
*is bewildered* WHY WHY WHY would ANYONE NOT like Andy?! Oh wait, I get it - he's hot in appearance AND on court, okay, yeah, I can see why, lol

Prophetic
11-26-2003, 12:00 PM
lol..just don't let them get to ya

I find the whole duck thing really, really amusing.

QUACK!!!

Welcome and have fun

Jag
11-26-2003, 01:11 PM
Thanks and um...duck thing? My friends always say he looks like a monkey :eek: I do NOT get that at ALL and from that I can safely say I don't let it get to me...unless Andy really needs defending, in which case I got my hockey stick ;)

MisterQ
11-26-2003, 01:24 PM
LOL, the duck thing is very funny. Even though I like Andy I cannot help contributing a duck comment or photo from time to time!

star
11-26-2003, 01:25 PM
lol..just don't let them get to ya

I find the whole duck thing really, really amusing.

QUACK!!!

Welcome and have fun

I've bookmarked pages with duck pictures if anyone needs one. :)

Deboogle!.
11-26-2003, 02:35 PM
yea it's pretty amusing....as a group of Andy fans we're way better off being light-hearted about it.. it sort of takes their thunder away ;)

Prophetic
11-26-2003, 02:39 PM
actually...now that I think about it, Andy's on court "antics" do, on occasion, bear a striking resemblance to Donald Duck's temper tantrums, lmao.

did I mention that I always loved Donald Duck?

Jag
11-26-2003, 02:41 PM
lol, OH, I see lmao, nah, that ain't temper tantrums, that's charisma :P

Prophetic
11-26-2003, 02:42 PM
I like to call it "spirit"

lol

Jag
11-26-2003, 02:44 PM
lmao, well, whatever it is, it ain't 'temper tantrums' if only cos that would mean I do it too *cough*threw racquet fifteen feet into the air*cough*

Prophetic
11-26-2003, 02:49 PM
LOL!! Good for you...people need to be showing more emotion :haha: as long it did hit anyone, lol

Jag
11-26-2003, 02:53 PM
Yeah, no see, it ALMOST someone but I plead strict liability, lmao. Emotion, lol, if only you knew, lmao

Prophetic
11-26-2003, 02:56 PM
lmao...well almost doesn't count...never has, never will.

Enlighten me, lmfao

Jag
11-26-2003, 02:58 PM
If you don't mind, I'd rather not, lmfao - I already got enough people bringing it up because apparently, I started a...revolution at my club, lmfao and we'll just leave it at that

Prophetic
11-26-2003, 03:01 PM
haha...damn it, now i'm really curious. c'mon...we won't hold it against ya, lol

star
11-26-2003, 03:02 PM
Must be far worse for an nice English kid throwing the racket than a rowdy, low class American. ;)

Jag
11-26-2003, 03:03 PM
^^^ rofl, nah man, it's disrespect for the game!!! lmfao although I will say that I'm on my second practice racquet because something happened to my first one....lmao

Prophetic
11-26-2003, 03:06 PM
lmao...good job!! *claps*

i'd like to note that i'm really fuckin entertained right now

*falls over laughin*

Jag
11-26-2003, 03:08 PM
*bows* Well I'm glad I'm keeping you laughin' lol. My folks weren't the happiest when they found out *cheesy grin*

Prophetic
11-26-2003, 03:10 PM
that's what parents are for...bein pissed off at shit we do. When you're a parent you'll do it too...revenge on the next generation

Jag
11-26-2003, 03:13 PM
lmao, I will not even either! I'll be like, 'yeah sure honey, break as many as you want, I'm your bank' lmfao. And Star, what makes you think I'm a nice English kid?!

star
11-26-2003, 03:14 PM
I'm thinking you aren't, but that you are supposed to be. :)

Jag
11-26-2003, 03:19 PM
lol, that's about right, hehe

Prophetic
11-26-2003, 04:13 PM
well feel free to be as un-nice as you want around here... :devil:

Deboogle!.
11-26-2003, 05:57 PM
LOL You guys are cracking me up with this thread :)

Jag I can tell you're already a great addition to MTF and the Andy board :) You're fitting right in LOL

Prophetic
11-26-2003, 06:43 PM
lmfao...that's what I'm thinkin *loves her* lol

J. Corwin
11-26-2003, 09:38 PM
lmao

Jag
11-26-2003, 10:19 PM
LOL You guys are cracking me up with this thread :)

Jag I can tell you're already a great addition to MTF and the Andy board :) You're fitting right in LOL
Aw, you guys *sheds a little tear* lmao I love it here already!

*takes being un-nice to the extreme* *twisted grin* lol

*loves Lucidd too* lmao

J. Corwin
11-26-2003, 10:24 PM
Hey hey hey, now don't be getting it on behind my back you two.

Jag
11-26-2003, 10:29 PM
Pffffft, it figures you'd get jealous - possessive much? lol dude, I'm straight, for real

J. Corwin
11-26-2003, 11:05 PM
lol. I was J-O-K-I-N-G.

Just goofing off. sheesh.

Deboogle!.
11-26-2003, 11:26 PM
lol jackson I think Jag was too ;)

and you guys are still cracking me up lol

J. Corwin
11-27-2003, 12:02 AM
Just playing along, just playing along... :p

Deboogle!.
11-27-2003, 12:50 AM
ahh oops I spoiled it :(

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 01:13 AM
Hey hey hey, now don't be getting it on behind my back you two.

*humps Jag's leg* lmao

Havok
11-27-2003, 01:20 AM
i'm so lost in this thread i wont even bother:tape:

Deboogle!.
11-27-2003, 03:19 AM
aww poor Naldo :hug: lol

Jag
11-27-2003, 08:49 AM
lol I have a crazy sense of humour so Jackson, I was goofin' off too and also, I am TOTALLY perverted so goofin' off just sounds...lmfao

*humps Lucidd's leg* rofl

Bunk, I'm glad I'm of some use *grin*

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 10:44 AM
*wonders how many people will be scarred if we take it further than leg humping* lmfao

Jag
11-27-2003, 10:59 AM
*wonders* oh, what the hell *X-rated action with Lucidd* lmfao

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 11:01 AM
wooooooooooo
I'm not getting it on behind your back baby...i'm doing it right in front of you, lmao...you said not to go behind your back.....

you never said i couldn't with you watching, lmao

Jag
11-27-2003, 11:12 AM
lmfao, how do ya like the show Jackson? Lucidd look hot enough?! rofl

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 11:15 AM
*looks at Jace innocently*

well baby?

Jag
11-27-2003, 11:17 AM
I think he may be having a hard (no pun intended) time swallowing (again, no pun intended) the action he's seeing, lmfao

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 11:20 AM
:haha:

*ponders going back to Jace before this goes too far* lmao

Jag
11-27-2003, 11:23 AM
I think you better do that - last thing I want to do is have someone's boyfriend get jealous of what I can give....lmfao

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 11:27 AM
LMFAO

*starts behaving again*

*humps Jace's leg*

Jag
11-27-2003, 11:29 AM
*looks for someone else to hump* lmao, kidding. To anyone who just came into this thread, I'm not a twisted seventeen year old teenger - I am actually very regular and don't go round humping with other girls, lmfao

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 11:31 AM
says the chick who just humped me

Jag
11-27-2003, 11:33 AM
Hey, I SAID I humped you, doesn't mean I do it....lol

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 11:34 AM
lmfao...Jace will be very happy to hear that

J. Corwin
11-27-2003, 11:38 AM
There's kiddies around here you two, lol.

I'm enjoying the show from my secret hidden camera, lol.

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 11:39 AM
lmfao....well dammit...join us, just uhhh...not here, lmao

Jag
11-27-2003, 11:40 AM
Lucidd - I'm sure he would be except, from what he said, he sounds like a Peeping Tom to me, lol

J. Corwin
11-27-2003, 11:42 AM
lmao. I'm no Peeping Tom. I'll just stand and watch. lol

How do you two enjoy voyeurism?

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 11:44 AM
lol..if it's you baby then i'd enjoy it very much :devil:

Jag
11-27-2003, 11:47 AM
Okay, we can always call you Freaky Tom because how could you watch two girls get it on and still stand there and watch? That's just weird, lol.

Voyeurism, lol, I'm game, hehe

J. Corwin
11-27-2003, 11:48 AM
so so naughty lol

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 11:49 AM
i'm a baaaaaaad girl

J. Corwin
11-27-2003, 11:49 AM
Okay, we can always call you Freaky Tom because how could you watch two girls get it on and still stand there and watch? That's just weird, lol.

Voyeurism, lol, I'm game, hehe

I'm standing there cuz I'm not hiding from you two. Hence, I'm not a "peeping Tom".

lol if you say so

Jag
11-27-2003, 11:56 AM
I reckon someone's gettin' angsty cos he ain't gettin' any. Lucidd, I'm handing you the thread.

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 11:58 AM
lmfao...no comment

Jag
11-27-2003, 12:03 PM
That's right, you just put him on the couch, lol

Deboogle!.
11-27-2003, 03:23 PM
damn did you guys take over every thread overnight? LOL!!!

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 04:39 PM
lmfao...i think we might have

I'm such a vampire that i have nothing better to do at 3 am

Deboogle!.
11-27-2003, 05:15 PM
lol it was just funny I came here when I woke up and you guys had lots of replies in like every single thread LOL

J. Corwin
11-27-2003, 09:13 PM
lol I'm only a spectator in all this.

Prophetic
11-27-2003, 10:22 PM
lmao....sure, play the innocent card

*tacklehug* you're so cute

andylover_16
11-28-2003, 06:38 AM
lol it was just funny I came here when I woke up and you guys had lots of replies in like every single thread LOL


hey i am too..im always crowding the messageboards..one time i counted 14 and threads that i was the last to post in a row!:dance:

Jag
11-28-2003, 08:51 AM
lmfao, yup, we took over the thread overnight - although it was overday for me lol, I ain't a vampire, I'm just in a weird timezone

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 08:54 AM
lmfao...or you're just plain weird

oops

i didn't mean to say that out loud

Jag
11-28-2003, 09:12 AM
Pffft, Lucidd!!! You just blew the lid on my dark secret!!! *kicks you*

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 09:28 AM
sowwy

*hangs head*

well it's not like it was gonna stay a secret for long

Jag
11-28-2003, 09:34 AM
*shrugs* true, oh well, might as well announce it - listen up people, Jag is officially announced as being WEIRD!! Now don't say I didn't warn y'alls

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 09:37 AM
lmfao....now watch the lack of shocked replies

Jag
11-28-2003, 09:47 AM
Pfffftt, aight, how about this one - I'm not Jag, I'm....

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 09:49 AM
i can think of one person who'd be a little surprised but not even half as shocked as I was

Jag
11-28-2003, 09:52 AM
You were shocked? Why were you shocked?

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 10:00 AM
cuz I didn't expect it at all, lmao

Jag
11-28-2003, 10:08 AM
Huh? lol so why that one person not be as shocked?

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 10:12 AM
lmfao...fine...they'll be equally shocked

Jag
11-28-2003, 10:14 AM
lol, that's better lol

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 10:16 AM
good...so lets tear this place up shall we?

Jag
11-28-2003, 10:26 AM
Yes, let's. Would you like to do the honours?

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 10:29 AM
lol...i think i already am aren't I?? *is soo tempted to crash the safin fans party but won't*

i wonder what kinda trouble i can cause

Jag
11-28-2003, 10:35 AM
hehe *plots* but you can't get yourself banned because then I won't be able to talk to you anymore :( lol so don't cause too much trouble, lmfao

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 11:17 AM
*won't get banned*

i promise, lmao

Jag
11-28-2003, 11:25 AM
lol, if ya do, I'll kick yo ass, lol

J. Corwin
11-28-2003, 11:30 AM
Tear this place up? As in massively pointless pot?

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 11:32 AM
lmao...aren't we already?

andylover_16
11-28-2003, 11:37 AM
*shrugs* true, oh well, might as well announce it - listen up people, Jag is officially announced as being WEIRD!! Now don't say I didn't warn y'alls


are you trying to be funny:scratch:...just wondering

Jag
11-28-2003, 11:46 AM
Well, actually, um...yes? no? Whatever, I said what I said

J. Corwin
11-28-2003, 11:53 AM
Well this is definitely one way to get your post counts skyrocketing. lol

And Jag is going at the pace of Debra aka bunk. lol

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 11:54 AM
lmfao...with a little help from her friends

J. Corwin
11-28-2003, 11:57 AM
you're in denial?

(ur location) lol

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 12:04 PM
well at least im somewhere, lmao...you don't even have a location :-P

Jag
11-28-2003, 12:04 PM
lmao, yup, with a little help from my friends - I'm not even doing it intentionally to get my posts up lol, that's the irony.

J. Corwin
11-28-2003, 12:14 PM
ahhh...that should be my location then. Irony. lol

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 12:16 PM
lmfao...i love it

J. Corwin
11-28-2003, 12:17 PM
Done deal.

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 12:27 PM
it looks good on ya baby

J. Corwin
11-28-2003, 12:35 PM
Aren't I just a man full of ironies?

(*"tried" to sound somewhat poetice there*)
(*knows I failed...anyway, I wasn't really asking the question...*)

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 12:36 PM
well you're a man full of something alright ;) lmfao

J. Corwin
11-28-2003, 12:38 PM
uh huh...

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 12:44 PM
:-P

J. Corwin
11-28-2003, 12:46 PM
I'll just sleep on that one...yea...

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 12:47 PM
lmfao...wtf are we talking about cuz i'm lost now, lol

J. Corwin
11-28-2003, 12:51 PM
I have no clue either. I'm just smiling and nodding my head.

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 12:59 PM
lmfao...the couple who gets lost together stays together

J. Corwin
11-28-2003, 01:02 PM
Such a fairy tale if I ever heard one

Prophetic
11-28-2003, 01:09 PM
lmfao...yup *wonders what the happy ending is*

Jag
11-28-2003, 01:28 PM
^^^ lmfao - young kids here y'all, lmao

J. Corwin
11-28-2003, 08:57 PM
Meh, lol.

Jag
12-01-2003, 12:14 PM
Well, y'know, 17 IS a young kid compared to you oldies, lmfao, kidding, you know y'all rock whatever age y'are

J. Corwin
12-01-2003, 07:22 PM
I'm proud to be an oldie. :p

Prophetic
12-01-2003, 08:33 PM
well said babe!! lol

old pride!!

J. Corwin
12-01-2003, 10:10 PM
Age ain't nothin' but a numba :p

heya
12-02-2003, 05:37 AM
*Gets a cane out*

J. Corwin
12-02-2003, 07:34 AM
What are you planning to do with that cane o' yours?

Jag
12-02-2003, 10:27 AM
Let's keep this thread on the straight and narrow lmfao

Y'alls ain't OLDIES!!! You're all...*thinks* Youngbies lmfao

J. Corwin
12-02-2003, 10:42 AM
lmao.

Ice...the inventor of weeeee type words.

Jag
12-02-2003, 10:50 AM
*nods enthusiastically* damn straight!

J. Corwin
12-02-2003, 10:53 AM
bobble-head doll alert!

Jag
12-02-2003, 11:17 AM
Damn that coulda come out real bad lmfao

J. Corwin
12-02-2003, 11:20 AM
your mind is deeper in the gutter than mines...

Jag
12-02-2003, 11:38 AM
uh huh, you know it

heya
12-02-2003, 02:28 PM
*gets out Andy bobblehead doll*
stand back *uses cane as weapon*

Jag
12-03-2003, 09:13 AM
*is lost now* lmao

J. Corwin
12-03-2003, 09:23 AM
Ya need to defend yourself from those cane attacks of Heya's.

Jag
12-03-2003, 11:18 AM
*defends myself*

J. Corwin
12-03-2003, 11:36 AM
smart girl

Jag
12-03-2003, 11:43 AM
*learned from the best*

J. Corwin
12-03-2003, 11:50 AM
Who did you learn it from?

Jag
12-03-2003, 11:53 AM
Well pfffft, all my online family duh! lol

J. Corwin
12-03-2003, 11:55 AM
lol alrighty.

Jag
12-03-2003, 12:06 PM
And probably surviving in my life so far :P

J. Corwin
12-03-2003, 12:08 PM
I'm surivivin...

I'm a survivor.

Jag
12-03-2003, 01:09 PM
*plays the instrumental for Jace to sing along to* lol

J. Corwin
12-03-2003, 07:03 PM
*sings to it*

Jag
12-09-2003, 10:57 AM
*gets a Tommy Matola to sign you up* :P

J. Corwin
12-09-2003, 08:37 PM
wowzers...thanks. I'm movin' on up. lol

Jag
12-10-2003, 11:18 AM
For sure lol *buys tickets to your first tour*

J. Corwin
12-10-2003, 07:41 PM
You get free backstage passes to see me. You're invited free of charge to any and all of my concerts.

Jag
12-11-2003, 09:55 AM
Yay!!! Oh Goddamn, there's a whole queue of groupies with bad style blocking my way *curses* damn hoes lmao

J. Corwin
12-11-2003, 10:39 AM
Groupies with bad style?? lmao

What style?

Jag
12-11-2003, 02:26 PM
Bad, BAD style

J. Corwin
12-11-2003, 06:47 PM
So are you part of the groupies now?

Jag
12-12-2003, 10:13 AM
:henry:

Me? BAD style?! You ARE kidding. Right?

J. Corwin
12-12-2003, 10:53 AM
Oh I'm so sorry Miss Fashion Princess

Jag
12-12-2003, 01:23 PM
You're damn straight. And plus, me, a groupie?! Do I look like I want to jump you?!

J. Corwin
12-12-2003, 07:35 PM
yes and yes