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The Story Of The Chicas And The Chicos!

Mount Goddess
02-04-2006, 08:53 PM
Ok chicas, I am bored and no one is here, so I have made up a new thread.
I am going to write the first line of a story about the Chicas and the Chicos and then the next person writes the next line from where I left off and so on until we get a really long, stupid, pointless story!!

One day the chicas all met up and and went to the Madrid Master to watch some tennis, but............................................... ..............................................

Carlita
02-04-2006, 09:17 PM
when they got there.....the chicos were nowhere to be found! :confused: So they.....

Mount Goddess
02-04-2006, 09:21 PM
decided they would go and find their hotel. So they set off, when suddenly Sjoukje noticed........................................... ...........

Carlita
02-04-2006, 09:35 PM
..Fernando at the Starbucks Coffee thingie buying a lovely Frappucino :)...the chicas...

Mount Goddess
02-04-2006, 09:39 PM
headed straight over there and walked in trying to stay all cool and calm. Fernando looked up and............................................... .............

Carlita
02-04-2006, 09:45 PM
...saw the chicas in their Nando Chica shirts and his face lit up. All of a sudden Freya.....

Mount Goddess
02-04-2006, 09:53 PM
came over all funny and passed out. Fernando rushed over and............................................... ..............................

Carlita
02-04-2006, 09:55 PM
...tripped over Gaby's sheep bag crashing straight into Leigh! Leigh....

Mount Goddess
02-04-2006, 10:07 PM
fell down on top of Freya. Freya then.............................................. .................................

freesbee
02-04-2006, 10:42 PM
... was squashed on the ground underneath Leigh and Fernando!! Then Gaby...

Carlita
02-04-2006, 10:44 PM
...told Fernando off for making a stain on her sheep, ordered coffees all round and Fernando and the chicas sat down in shock. Fernando had to go and....

Mount Goddess
02-04-2006, 10:53 PM
asked the girls if they would like to come and watch the tennis in a VIP box as his way of saying sorry for all the trouble he had made. The chicas looked at each other and............................................... ...............

Iza
02-05-2006, 01:57 PM
agreed that it was simply not enough, so they also demanded members of The Spanish Armada to stay with them in the box. When hearing this, Fernando

Sommarsverige
02-05-2006, 02:58 PM
took his mobilephone and called Carlos to ask him

Carlita
02-05-2006, 03:07 PM
what he thought about this. Well Fernando, Carlos said, ........

NADIA*
02-05-2006, 05:09 PM
only if the chicas promise to ......

Carlita
02-05-2006, 06:10 PM
...to bring all of us some of that lovely Starbucks coffee I will start looking for the others and we will join them in the VIP box.


Meanwhile Freya....

Mount Goddess
02-05-2006, 08:50 PM
Was still going on about being crushed and all the other chicas were getting bored with this story, so they..............................................

Jenrios
02-05-2006, 08:58 PM
decided to work out a seating plan for the VIP box.

freesbee
02-05-2006, 09:12 PM
Next they were fighting over who would get to sit next to Fernando. Sjoukje...


Was still going on about being crushed and all the other chicas were getting bored with this story, so they..............................................
I am not boring!!!lol

Mount Goddess
02-05-2006, 09:22 PM
no you are not boring at all fryea! I love you really http://smileys.******************/cat/11/11_5_11v.gif (http://www.******************/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm227AXGB)


said as she was the oldest she should decide who sits next to who. So she............................................... .........

Carlita
02-05-2006, 09:35 PM
told the other chicas she wanted to sit in between Charly and Fer and .....

Sommarsverige
02-05-2006, 09:44 PM
that it was now Freyas turn to choose where she wanted to sit.

Carlita
02-06-2006, 06:51 AM
So there they were, sitting in the VIP box, drinking their Starbucks coffee watching a match between.........

Iza
02-06-2006, 10:05 AM
Stepanek and Hrbaty. Yes, ugly and boring, but who cared about the match when they were sitting in the VIP box with Fernando and Carlos who kept on...

Carlita
02-06-2006, 04:17 PM
talking about their PS2 games......totally annoyed with this, Iza decided....

Jenrios
02-06-2006, 08:10 PM
to secretly play footsie with Fer......

Iza
02-06-2006, 09:11 PM
who was quite surprised by her challenge and...

Carlita
02-06-2006, 09:17 PM
went :o :o :o ! Feli saw this and couldnt help himself so he......

Mount Goddess
02-06-2006, 09:47 PM
decided to try his luck with Sjoukje. But she was not impressed and............................................... .......................

Carlita
02-06-2006, 09:50 PM
...told Carlos who then......

Mount Goddess
02-06-2006, 09:54 PM
told feli he would cut off his hair if he upset Sjoukje again. Meanwhile......................................... ....

Carlita
02-06-2006, 09:58 PM
......Leigh had spotted JC's gf and.......

Mount Goddess
02-06-2006, 10:05 PM
went over to say how much she loved the dress she had on. And ask her if........................................

Carlita
02-06-2006, 10:13 PM
...if she could pleeeeeeeease borrow it so she could....

Mount Goddess
02-06-2006, 10:16 PM
go out on the pull! Patricia.......................................... ..............

Carlita
02-06-2006, 10:18 PM
,not being the brightest of them all, took off her dress just as JC walked by. He....

Mount Goddess
02-06-2006, 10:20 PM
he looked at her and said.............................................. ......................

Carlita
02-06-2006, 10:24 PM
http://members.home.nl/gvanbienen/wtf.gif


Pat suddenly realized.....

freesbee
02-06-2006, 10:25 PM
that she was standing in front of everyone in her underwear!! :rolls: Leigh...

Carlita
02-06-2006, 10:48 PM
couldnt stop laughing and ........

Lou_Lou_Ferrero
02-06-2006, 10:49 PM
...JCF told Pat that it was over, well, at least til she put some clothes on- clothes that didn't make her look like a chav. so Pat....

(oh my god this thread is the best!!!!) :worship: :haha: :haha:

Carlita
02-08-2006, 09:21 AM
....ran off, crying....JC felt bad and followed her, leaving Leigh....

Lou_Lou_Ferrero
02-08-2006, 08:46 PM
to buy ice creams for everyone. meanwhile, jc and pat found themselves in a....

Iza
02-08-2006, 09:02 PM
(wow Leigh, how generous of you :lol: )

room which turned out to be the Player's Lounge. Among the people there were

Mount Goddess
02-08-2006, 10:43 PM
(I know!! And you are all welcome http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_4_11.gif (http://www.******************/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxdm227AXGB))

David and Victoria Beckham. Who were.............................................. ............................

Carlita
02-08-2006, 10:49 PM
...being their obnoxious little selves trying to get attention from.....

Lou_Lou_Ferrero
02-08-2006, 11:12 PM
... the Spanish Media. Unfortunately, neither of them could speak Spanish and were demanding that the Media speak English. The Media were refusing. In order to diffuse the situation JCF...

Carlita
02-09-2006, 03:12 PM
...left the building :lol: Meanwhile at centre court........

Lou_Lou_Ferrero
02-09-2006, 05:14 PM
...Louisa had finally arrived, after beng only 5 hours late. she rushed up to the group and said, "sorry i'm late, i was just....

Iza
02-09-2006, 05:46 PM
too caught by watching the tape of Fernando stripping at a players' party during the summer ( :devil: :p ) and 4got to come." at the same moment, Fernando and....

Carlita
02-09-2006, 06:00 PM
... Carlos were going to find something delish to eat for the girls. They went to...

Mount Goddess
02-09-2006, 09:47 PM
... Carlos were going to find something delish to eat for the girls. They went to...
MacDonalds. But when they got there they noticed........................................... .................................................. .......................

Carlita
02-09-2006, 09:54 PM
...they had forgotten to take their money with them! So Fernando phoned...

RogiFan88
02-09-2006, 10:09 PM
...Rafa, who was not busy, and decided that...

Carlita
02-09-2006, 10:33 PM
...he had to destract the chicas untill Fer had sorted out the money problem! Rafa then.........

Sommarsverige
02-09-2006, 10:56 PM
went to the chicas and when they discovered him they couldnīt believe it was really Rafa. Sjoukje said...

Carlita
02-09-2006, 10:59 PM
...oh my fucking Nando:eek: !! Rafa do you know that....

Lou_Lou_Ferrero
02-09-2006, 10:59 PM
"i don't believe you're rafa- prove it!" So Rafa took down his trousers and...

Lou_Lou_Ferrero
02-10-2006, 06:33 PM
...oh my fucking Nando:eek: !! Rafa do you know that....

we have been waiting here all day for you. did you bring us presents?" Rafa said....

Carlita
02-10-2006, 07:00 PM
:o ehm no..... me come to get money from you chicas so Fernando and Carlos can pay for food...I need eat! Oh, and also for your food:angel: .

While asking this, Rafa knew.....

Lou_Lou_Ferrero
02-10-2006, 07:27 PM
...that he owed money to all the Macdonalds in Madrid, because of his addiction to chicken McNuggets, so he couldn't go into any of them, so he asked Sjoukje to go find the other boys...

Jenrios
02-14-2006, 07:20 PM
and Sjoukje found them all except FEr, who was telling Jen how much he preferred older women (hehehe!) as they hid ........

Jenrios
02-26-2006, 02:52 PM
and as no-one else continued the story, they spent nearly 2 weeks hidden away together, undisturbed by anyone, until it was time for Fer to go to Las vegas:D

Lou_Lou_Ferrero
02-26-2006, 11:44 PM
so he gave all the chicas passionate farewells and 9 months later they all gave brith to mini-Nando's.....

Jenrios
02-27-2006, 07:14 PM
Blimey! no way! well, speaking persoanlly:)

Lou_Lou_Ferrero
02-27-2006, 07:34 PM
Blimey! no way! well, speaking persoanlly:)

me neither... (the baby bit, not the passionate farewells) :devil:

Carlita
03-02-2006, 08:43 PM
All of a sudden Jen woke up..... she was in her own bed....so she rang Leigh to ask...

Jenrios
03-05-2006, 08:24 PM
:haha: All of a sudden Jen woke up..... she was in her own bed....so she rang Leigh to ask...


:haha: no you can't do 'it was all a dream' to me! He was all mine for 2 weeks, I'm telling you! mine, all mine - and he was a perfect gentleman :angel: hehehehe!

Carlita
06-23-2006, 03:46 PM
All of a sudden Jen woke up..... she was in her own bed....so she rang Leigh to ask...is Fernando with you??? Leigh started to laugh and said:

Carlita
12-24-2006, 03:16 PM
What happened to this thread? Is no one playing anymore?

so then...

Mount Goddess
12-24-2006, 08:14 PM
is Fernando with you??? Leigh started to laugh and said:

'No but Juan Carlos is;) :p ;) :p '

Carlita
12-24-2006, 08:17 PM
So there he was....Juan Carlos and his mount.....

freesbee
12-24-2006, 08:19 PM
:spit: :haha:

Carlita
12-24-2006, 08:21 PM
:spit: :haha:don't laugh strawberry, help us :p :lol:

freesbee
12-24-2006, 08:23 PM
So there he was....Juan Carlos and his mount.....

sitting at the breakfast table reading "hola" :p

Carlita
12-24-2006, 08:25 PM
He Pinkie, JC said, look it's

freesbee
12-24-2006, 08:26 PM
"fernando doing a striptease!! again!! and look who is standing next to him looking all :devil: :drool: :inlove:..."

Mount Goddess
12-24-2006, 08:38 PM
it's Feli:eek: :eek: :eek: and what is he holding? it is a giant,,,,,,,,,

Carlita
12-24-2006, 08:41 PM
Ginger bread Rafa!!! :eek::eek::eek: OMFN, JC screamed..... he's not...

RogiFan88
12-24-2006, 08:43 PM
...as big as I thought he was!

Carlita
12-24-2006, 08:44 PM
Mine is bigger :aplot: anyway....Pinkie....where's..........

freesbee
12-24-2006, 08:45 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :sobbing: :haha: :haha: :sobbing:

Mount Goddess
12-24-2006, 08:50 PM
Lambkin? I think she.........

Carlita
12-24-2006, 08:58 PM
....has gone for a walk with Pat. :eek:oh no....

freesbee
12-24-2006, 09:01 PM
said leigh, we must save her!!!!!!! so juan carlos...

Carlita
12-24-2006, 09:02 PM
took his mobile and called

freesbee
12-24-2006, 09:04 PM
lord carlos, our saviour!! :worship:

Mount Goddess
12-24-2006, 09:09 PM
Lord Carlos told them they must contact all the chicos to help them save Lambkin and that included.........

Carlita
12-24-2006, 09:32 PM
Priscila....okay, she wasnt a chico...but she's a REAL model, so she can take Pat anytime :boxing:

Mount Goddess
12-24-2006, 09:35 PM
so they all went round to Pat's house and Pris..........

Carlita
12-24-2006, 10:37 PM
took her camera, just in case....

RogiFan88
12-25-2006, 03:50 AM
they saw something weird happening...

Carlita
12-25-2006, 09:36 AM
When they opened the door...

Sean.J.S.
12-26-2006, 12:07 AM
they saw ...

Carlita
12-26-2006, 10:11 AM
Pat feeding some bread to Lambkin. Pris just had to take a picture! Then

Mount Goddess
12-26-2006, 10:22 PM
she went in to the room and hit Pat on the head with a..........

Carlita
12-26-2006, 10:23 PM
Prada bag! Fernando saw it all happening and shouted:

Mount Goddess
12-26-2006, 10:53 PM
pris be careful that Prada bag cost a lot of money!!! try hitting her with.............

Carlita
12-26-2006, 10:59 PM
that awful flowery bag thingie she had with her at the Madrid tournament....
that way....

Mount Goddess
12-28-2006, 08:32 PM
if it breaks it will be a blessing.

So Pris went into Pat bedroom to look for the offending bag and found.........

RogiFan88
12-29-2006, 02:49 AM
a matching awful flowery floppy hat...

Mount Goddess
12-29-2006, 08:30 PM
So she picked them both up and crept back out to where Pat was...........

Carlita
12-30-2006, 09:44 AM
Pat was too busy fixing her binliner dress so Pris....

RogiFan88
12-31-2006, 04:55 AM
suggested that she enhance the dress with some Spongebob stickers, for originality. But Pat was so insulted that she...

Carlita
12-31-2006, 09:24 AM
ran out of the room crying and totally forgot about Lambkin.

Sean.J.S.
12-31-2006, 03:28 PM
Then ...

RogiFan88
12-31-2006, 04:26 PM
Pat ran off to Juanqui to complain about Pris, who couldn't believe Pat's angry attitude and decided to eat a clementina.

Meanwhile, a soft whimper could be heard from the bed.

Mount Goddess
01-01-2007, 08:32 PM
It was Lambkin crying for her mummy Leigh, so Pris picked her up and took her back to Leigh who was..........

Carlita
01-01-2007, 10:38 PM
eating a lovely pink grapefruit :) Leigh took Lambkin from Pris and..........

RogiFan88
01-02-2007, 02:09 PM
hugged her so hard that Lambkin was almost suffocating. Fortunately...

Carlita
01-02-2007, 10:02 PM
Lambkin was a tough cookie and so...

RogiFan88
01-02-2007, 11:14 PM
he wrenched himself free of Leigh's tight hold. He popped onto the floor and as he hopped towards the door he caught a glimpse of...

Carlita
01-02-2007, 11:16 PM
rafa eating a :banana:!

RogiFan88
01-02-2007, 11:19 PM
Lambkin thought to himself "what is Rafa doing here and why is he eating a banana... a dancing one at that?" As Rafa hastily inhaled the banana, he turned around and saw the little Lambkin staring at him and wondered...

Carlita
01-02-2007, 11:20 PM
does that lambkin look just like Carlos or am I going :silly:? Rafa then...

RogiFan88
01-02-2007, 11:29 PM
shook his head and thought "no me vuelvo loco" -- no way I'm going crazy... I'm far too young for that! So Rafa ignored the little Lambkin and went to look for the real Carlos just to make sure.

Carlita
01-03-2007, 08:21 AM
Lambkin was rather taken with this chico and decided to follow the :banana: eating one :)

RogiFan88
01-03-2007, 03:46 PM
As little Lambkin hid behind an ice-cream stand, spying on Rafa, he noticed Rafa could not resist the refreshing array of flavours "ay, helados, mmmm!"

The ice-cream vendor said to him "Hey, aren't you Rafael Nadal? Would you like to sample some of my ice cream? It's awfully hot out today and I know you're an aficionado of anything edible! I'd be honoured to have you taste my ice cream!"

Rafa was torn: should he go to Carlos at once or oblige the friendly vendor?

Carlita
01-03-2007, 03:53 PM
Then all of a sudden he saw Lambkin :eek: oh noooooo......why did Carlos eh the lambkin follow me? :unsure:

Leigh wasnt far behind and.....

RogiFan88
01-03-2007, 04:50 PM
watched Rafa, even more confused now. Rafa quickly tested a triple ice-cream cone of chocolate, mango and pistachio, gave the vendor his thumbs-up and ran off to Carlos "Mmm... que dulces estos helados... mmm!"

Under the blazing sun, Rafa was soon covered in a multi-coloured stream of ice cream.

Leigh started to laugh out loud as she tried to run after Rafa, grabbing Lambkin in the process.

Rafa turned around and...

Mount Goddess
01-03-2007, 09:15 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: my lambkin is a star!

Carlita
03-06-2007, 02:57 PM
Rafa turned around and...asked Leigh if...........

RogiFan88
03-06-2007, 04:31 PM
she likes ice cream, to which Leigh answered:

Carlita
03-06-2007, 07:11 PM
well duh Rafa!!! Of course I do! Will you get me some? :bounce:

Rafa....

RogiFan88
03-09-2007, 03:26 PM
...by now, all sticky with multi-flavoured ice cream all over his mouth and hands, said "OK, I get you helado, no?"

And he hopped off to buy some for her. But on his way, in his eagerness, and not looking where he was going, he suddenly crashed into...

Carlita
03-09-2007, 04:15 PM
Fernando who fell down, looked at his new Friday's Project t-shirt and yelled :fiery::

Mount Goddess
03-09-2007, 08:27 PM
'what the f*** are you doing rafa? look at my t shirt, it is totally..................'

Carlita
03-09-2007, 09:50 PM
:awww: Rafa started to cry..... :crying2: lo siento Fer, me didnt mean to mess up your clothes...it's just that..........

RogiFan88
03-10-2007, 02:21 AM
...I was running to buy Leigh un helado y... oh no, I messed up your designer clothes...

Rafa was red with embarrassment.

Sean.J.S.
03-10-2007, 04:59 AM
Rafa felt bad so he decided to take Fer to a clothes shop. However, when Fer and Rafa got there, the shop was closed .........

(Sorry! I'm really really bad at this!)

Carlita
03-11-2007, 01:23 PM
:awww: now Rafa felt even worse! But Fer being the nice guy he is....

Jenrios
03-12-2007, 08:48 PM
just shrugged it off and said 'you owe me one sometime'.

Sommarsverige
03-12-2007, 09:27 PM
Both were happy that they cleared this up and then decided to do something very special. They went to the....

Jenrios
03-13-2007, 06:59 PM
players party at IW's, and were amazed when.....

RogiFan88
03-13-2007, 11:04 PM
...they spied Feli dancing on the table wearing a hula skirt...

Carlita
03-14-2007, 09:39 AM
Feli spotted Fer & Rafa and shouted: vamos chicos!!! Come join me here :D I brought some extra.........

Sean.J.S.
03-14-2007, 12:24 PM
... hula skirts. Fer liked it so he put his on but Rafa said he prefered his stupid pants.

Carlita
03-16-2007, 10:09 AM
After a lot of persuading Fer & Feli got Rafa to put on a hula skirt as well... They were dancing :dance: and had lots of fun when all of a sudden..........

Jenrios
03-17-2007, 05:33 PM
After a lot of persuading Fer & Feli got Rafa to put on a hula skirt as well... They were dancing :dance: and had lots of fun when all of a sudden..........


The owner of the local pole dancing club entered, and was amazed at how well they danced, and he offered them their own slot at his club. After a pause,

Sean.J.S.
03-18-2007, 05:19 AM
they agreed that it would be a fun idea. So Fer, Feli and Rafa signed up for the pole dancing club. There were told to meet at the club the next day at 10am for some practice.

The owner of the local pole dancing club entered, and was amazed at how well they danced, and he offered them their own slot at his club. After a pause,

Jenrios
03-20-2007, 07:42 PM
They rose early next morning, and made their way to the club. However, when they got there, they were amazed.................

RogiFan88
03-20-2007, 08:05 PM
to see so many other ATP players there as well, with the same idea!

Feli to Fer: Ay, pero... Soderling? Can he dance?
Fer to Feli: Uff, creo que no... y Hrbaty tambien? Why are all these guys here?
Rafa: No se... I think we are mejor dancers que them, no?

Carlita
03-21-2007, 05:02 PM
Anyway, after some :eek: , some :o & some :spit: the 3 amigos went inside. There she was.................

RogiFan88
03-21-2007, 05:30 PM
...Carlita! The three amigos had no idea that she was the judge for the contest. Fer blew a kiss at Carlita, who was so delighted that she tripped on the stage. Embarrassed but not hurt, Carlita headed towards...

Carlita
03-21-2007, 06:06 PM
her seat after she gave Fer a ;) . There she sat down next to......

RogiFan88
03-21-2007, 07:59 PM
another judge, who has been seen in past Davis Cup celebrations, dancing up a storm and getting Juanqui to take off his shirt, none other than the ever-friendly, Alex Corretja.

Alex asked Carlita who she thought would win the contest.

Carlita replied: ...

Carlita
03-21-2007, 09:00 PM
well duh! :p I must see them perform first :angel:

:secret: but my vote goes to Fer

Carlita told Alex. Alex.....

RogiFan88
03-21-2007, 09:59 PM
...can you give me a demo of your imitation of Shakira belly dancing? I'm sure the three amigos would love to see it!

Alex confided... well, I would, but actually, it's a surprise for the contest -- the judges will be doing some dance numbers of their own before the judging begins!

To that response, Carlita, a little stunned, could only say: ...

Carlita
03-22-2007, 07:33 AM
:o:o:o:o:o nice.....

Then it was time for the contest to start. First up: Rafa. He....

RogiFan88
03-22-2007, 05:52 PM
sported a pirata-length hula skirt with a bright yellow sleeveless shirt and a green bandana with spiky leaves sticking out of it.

The music was cued -- If I was a rich girl / Gwen Stefani

The judges were ready

Rafa bounced around to the beat, wiggling his famous trasero...

Feli and Fer couldn't stop laughing, which made Rafa self-conscious, so he made an unfortunate error...

Jenrios
03-22-2007, 07:41 PM
and was told by the club owner his services 'were no longer required'. Fer and Feli felt a bit guilty, so decided to perform really bad so they would be fired as well. The only problem was that Fer, even when he tried to dance badly, was just so much better than anyone else! He was stunned to be offered.......

RogiFan88
03-22-2007, 10:23 PM
...a six-week stint at the club... as one of the acts!

Fer didn't know how to react. He thought how could he take off six weeks from the tour and become a dancer?

Feli had the perfect solution...

Carlita
03-26-2007, 11:38 AM
He told Fer: I'll cover you on the tour...I'll just play double shifts :D

Fer was :unsure: about this.... oh the dilemma!!! Then..........

Jenrios
03-27-2007, 06:31 PM
he saw the faces of the chicas - did they really want their man, parading about as a sex object in a pole-dancing club? or did they want him back on the tour where he could amaze him with his tennis? The answer was obvious................................

RogiFan88
03-30-2007, 10:58 PM
Swayed by the longing looks on the chicas' faces, Fer finally decided, enough of this silly nonsense!

It's time to be serious and focus on what is most important now!

Fer told Feli: Bueno, amigo, ... it's really noble of you to cover for me on the tour but I have an obligation to myself and to my fans! A player has to do what a player has to do! And that is...

Carlita
03-31-2007, 08:21 AM
...kick some ass on the tenniscourts:devil:. So I'm not going to spend 6 weeks in this place...

The chicas :clap2: to Fer and were very happy about this. However...deep down....they wouldnt mind to see Fer on the stage. :awww: :aplot:

Okay okay :lol: only this once, Fer told the chicas.....and.........

Jenrios
03-31-2007, 03:35 PM
proceeded to do the most sexy pole dance the chicas had ever seen! It was all too much for ........................

RogiFan88
04-01-2007, 11:18 PM
young Rafa, who was SO embarrassed that he stumbled over a ...

Carlita
04-02-2007, 08:35 AM
hair straightener. :eek: Rafa yelled: :shout: FELIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!:fiery:

Feli......

Jenrios
04-04-2007, 05:14 PM
felt awful. Firstly, because he might have hurt Rafa, second, his hairstraighteners would make the others laugh, and thirdly, because he had spoiled Fer's sexy poledance! What could he do to make ammends to Rafa and the panting chicas??????

Carlita
04-04-2007, 05:24 PM
But, before he could even attempt to make things better, Fer & Rafa.....

RogiFan88
04-05-2007, 02:53 AM
grabbed Feli and sprayed mousse all over his hair, then proceeded to put rollers in his hair... they then blew his hair dry and when they took out the rollers, Feli's hair was so frizzy, Fer and Rafa fell on the floor as they burst into hysterical laughter.

The crowd thought that this was all part of the show so they immediately applauded the three "mosqueteros"!

Surprised at what Fer and Rafa did, and shocked at the overwhelmingly positive response from the audience, Feli...

Carlita
04-05-2007, 11:08 AM
:sobbing: OMC! :sobbing: (where's this story going? :haha::rolls: )

Jenrios
04-06-2007, 06:55 PM
Feli decided he would launch his own mousse and rollers range. He also suggested to Fer that he do his pole dance again, and get the chicas to rub hair mousse over his body to make amends to them. Fer was a bit shy, so Rafa promised......

RogiFan88
04-09-2007, 01:39 AM
to wiggle his famous trasero.

Once again, Fer and Feli couldn't help laughing so they made their show even more appealing by...

Jenrios
04-09-2007, 03:53 PM
giving Rafa his own 5 minute slot. It gave the chicas a good laugh as well:) Of course, when Fer came to do his pole dance, the chicas were in serious danger of severe swooning. Feli told Fer he'd better tone it down, which he did. After the show, Fer decided that was it - and quickly.....

RogiFan88
04-12-2007, 03:00 AM
ended his dance with a lively, passionate flamenco number!

Unfortunately, many female members of the audience, including the main judge, Carlita, were on the floor after fainting. It was simply too CALIENTE!

Feli revived them all and the three chicos gave the ladies a big glass of sangria.

No doubt about it, the evening was a total success!

Even the manager thanked everyone: "This special evening was such a hit that we are thinking of having another one... perhaps after the clay season!" said Alex C.

Fer, Feli and Rafa looked at each other and suddenly...

Jenrios
04-12-2007, 08:11 PM
realised they'd better get in shape for the clay season. Pole dancing had certainly helped to tone their bodies. Maybe they could request poles in the ATP locker room? Gathering their things together, they......

Carlita
04-12-2007, 10:17 PM
...said hasta luego to the chicas and just as they wanted to leave someone entered the room. :eek: oooh nooooo it was..............

RogiFan88
04-12-2007, 10:21 PM
Etienne de Villiers!

Carlita
04-12-2007, 10:35 PM
:eek::eek::eek: everyone was in shock.......the chicos got very :fiery: and dropped all their belongings so they were free to walk towards Mr.Disney.

At that point...

NicoFan
04-12-2007, 10:43 PM
Our valient chicos waved their racquets at the evil and diabolical clay-hating Mr. Disney and shouted...

Carlita
04-12-2007, 10:49 PM
:tape::shout: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP:fiery: :tape:, yes seņoras y seņores, it's better not repeated :tape:

Mr. Disney........

NicoFan
04-12-2007, 11:13 PM
yelled back...BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

I'm going to bury you clay courters up to your eyeballs in dirt...

RogiFan88
04-13-2007, 04:31 AM
The Chicos shouted back in defiance: "and we are sending you back to that Mickey Mouse place where you belong!"

Etienne could not believe their defiance so he stared right back at them and burst out...

Jenrios
04-13-2007, 08:35 PM
out of his trousers with rage! Leaving him standing there in his Mickey Mouse boxer shorts! This was too much for the chicos - how could the ATP be in the hands of a Mickey Mouse boxer-short wearing clown like this????? They decided there and then.......................

RogiFan88
04-13-2007, 09:50 PM
to tie him to the pole and leave him there forever!

Then everyone ran out the door and slammed it shut behind them!

All this excitement was too much for one evening so Rafa shouted "HOMBRE, TENGO HAMBRE!" Fer knew just the place for a tasty Spanish meal!

Follow me, chicos and chicas!

Jenrios
04-15-2007, 08:43 PM
They set off to the new restaurant that JCF had recently opened (yes, I know they are still in IW's but this is fiction!) in Monte Carlo! OK, it was a long flight, so Rafa had to suffer the inflight meal with the hope that JCF would open up just for them when they landed at Nice airport. Anyway, they had to be in Monte Carlo for the tournament. For the week of the tournament, JCF had promised to be the head chef. Mount Goddess was looking forward to trying his tasty meatballs:)

RogiFan88
04-16-2007, 03:32 AM
Juanqui told the chicos and chicas that, as he had been feverish during the Valencia tourney, his cooking skills might not be up to scratch.

Don't worry, Lambkin Ferrero... oops, I mean, Juanqui, said MGoddess, we're sure anything you prepare for us will be better than excellent!

So Juanqui donned his chef's hat and apron, and cooked up a storm for everyone! Fer decided to be his assistant, handing him utensils, olive oil, shrimps, rice, and some Spanish Rioja...

Rafa started drooling... Ay, Juanqui! Una paella?? Mmm...

Feli served the chicas glasses of red and white wine and soon the atmosphere got rather lively!

Carlita
04-19-2007, 12:19 PM
when the wine was finished, the chicas wanted sangría. But Fer, who doesnt drink alcohol at all, .......

Jenrios
04-19-2007, 05:51 PM
was worried about refusing a glass of sangria. The chicos may think him a wuss if he didn't join in! And if he did drink some sangria, might the chicas drink him under the table?????? He thought long and hard about what he should do........

Carlita
04-19-2007, 11:00 PM
.... and he decided to stay true to himself and not drink any alcohol. He also pulled the plug on the sangria for the chicas...he had heard some stories of Strawberry & Moo Shorts in Madrid....and pff it wasnt pretty. :o

So to stop the girls from any embarrasment...Fer....

Jenrios
04-22-2007, 08:33 PM
decided to make his own concoction - a fruit punch! He needed some oranges, pomegranates and his secret ingredient.

RogiFan88
04-24-2007, 08:52 PM
Fer then asked if any chicas would like to help him find the secret ingredient. A stampede of chicas practically knocked him over but brave Madrileno that he is, he stood firm and decided to let them ALL go with him to the market.

So as Fer and his harem went off in search of the elusive secret ingredient, some of the other boys were loading up on sangria, especially Rafa!

Juanqui spied Rafa out of the corner of his eye while stirring the rice and he could see that Rafa couldn't...

Jenrios
05-04-2007, 07:59 PM
believe that that all the chicas had gone with Fer! Meanwhile, the chicas and Fer set out to find the secret ingredient - however, as soon as they reached a huge clothes shoping mall, Fer's attention was grabbed by..................

Carlita
05-04-2007, 08:04 PM
all these fab pairs of ripped jeans :D so....

RogiFan88
05-04-2007, 09:06 PM
they all stopped dead in their tracks as Fer was drawn like a magnet to the cool gear. He asked if it was OK for him to make a little detour just to try on some jeans.

"Chicas, do you mind if I try on some jeans before we get the secret ingredient?" Fer asked, with the cutest expression on his face.

"Oh sure, answered Carlita, speaking for all the chicas. No problema, guapo! Take your time! We'll judge each pair!"

So the chicas lined up while Fer went to try the first pair of jeans.

But suddenly, there was a commotion in the mall...

Carlita
05-06-2007, 09:23 AM
it looked like Rafa had followed them into the mall and was hoping that Fer, who's an expert shopper, would give him some fashion advice. The only thing Rafa forgot about is that wherever he goes....so does the rest of Spain!

Thank Lord Carlos Fer was smart enough to.......

RogiFan88
05-08-2007, 04:43 AM
give Rafa the slip and leave by the back door, taking the chicas with him!

Rafa, confused, looked around and saw nobody... "Hmm... donde esta Fer?
I need for improve my fashion apparel! I only know how to wear piratas, sleeveless camisetas and bandanas... "

As the rest of Spain crashed into each other behind Rafa, ...

Jenrios
05-13-2007, 08:19 PM
Fer and the chicas made their get away. It was time to head to the marker for the secret ingredient. Fer led the way, through the market stalls, towards a mysterious, dark alleyway......

Carlita
05-16-2007, 11:32 AM
the chicas were not happy about this at all :unsure: Fer, cariņo, where on earth are you taking us?!

Fer:devil: and said.......

RogiFan88
05-17-2007, 09:45 PM
...oh, this secret ingredient requires secret passageways, so we have to go through the hidden...

Sue
05-17-2007, 11:35 PM
....door to my rooftop,penthouse apartment......

Carlita
05-18-2007, 10:01 AM
So the chicas followed Fer and couldnt believe their eyes when they entered the apartment. They walked into a fantastic.............

RogiFan88
05-23-2007, 09:26 PM
hip space, with wall-to-wall windows, a beautiful balcony with a view over Madrid, comfy furniture and a super moderno kitchen. Fer went straight to the stainless steel frigorifico and spied it!

"Aha! There it is! The ingrediente secreto!" all the chicas gathered around Fer, who was by now, rather caliente after the wild chase around the city...

Carlita
05-25-2007, 10:56 AM
all the chicas gathered around him to go and see what he had in his hand. A huge :eek: went through the room.

WHAT on earth is that Fer? Fer smiled :) and said: this my dear chicas, this is......

RogiFan88
06-12-2007, 05:52 PM
...the secret ingredient! Bet you didn't think it was THAT...

Jenrios
06-12-2007, 06:03 PM
'0h no, we didn't', gasped the chicas. 'How do you manage to add THAT to the cookling?????'

Carlita
06-13-2007, 02:23 PM
Just when Fer was about to explain....his mobile rang..........

RogiFan88
06-13-2007, 05:19 PM
"Si, diga!"

"Hola, querido mio!" It was ...

Carlita
06-14-2007, 03:07 PM
Antonio Banderas! (:lol: ) Fer was all smiles and when he hung up he had this big big grin on his face :D

That was Antonio, Fer said, and you'll never guess what he asked me to do :eek: :bounce:

Jenrios
06-15-2007, 08:46 PM
Jen trembled, and spluttered out, 'gosh, he's not making another dance film and wants you to pole dance in it??????' 'Oh no', grinned Fer, 'nothing to do with that. It's.......'

Carlita
07-06-2007, 11:49 AM
....:o ehm....well....I can't really say atm.....hang on...brb. Fer left the room and the chicas were :confused:

Where did he go?

leoneo
07-15-2007, 03:34 AM
Go Guys~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Jenrios
07-15-2007, 08:32 PM
....:o ehm....well....I can't really say atm.....hang on...brb. Fer left the room and the chicas were :confused:

Where did he go?


Fer had run downstairs, into his gym, and quickly......

RogiFan88
07-17-2007, 09:58 PM
took off his T-shirt, as he was followed by a bevy of chicas who were gasping at the hot sight...

Jenrios
08-09-2007, 08:24 PM
'Antonio is making a film about tennis, and wants me to give him some lessons. He says he will give me a cameo in return. Do you think I'll measure up to him?' asked a rather naive, shirtless, hot-looking Fer.

Carlita
08-14-2007, 10:27 AM
The chicas had to :haha: :sobbing: :haha: please say you're kidding us?! :haha:

Dear Fer, the question is not if YOU measure up to Antonio, but rather if Antonio measures up to you! ;)

Fer, being the sweet chico he is, went bright red :o :o :o .........

Jenrios
11-05-2007, 09:25 PM
Fer, of course, had to see the season out before he could go off and film with Antonio. After the Paris Masters, he decided he needed a little holiday before filming began. So he packed a case and headed......

RogiFan88
11-05-2007, 09:42 PM
...for the warmest costa he could find at this time of year in Espana... and he was not disappointed! The most beautiful...

Jenrios
11-13-2007, 05:24 PM
puppies came bounding into view! With Pinkee running after them - yes, she's got the job as JC's puppy carer. 'Come back here!' she yelled, before.......

Carlita
11-14-2007, 07:15 AM
...she ran into Fer and knocked him over. :o:o:o oooooooops Pinkie said. Fer....

Jenrios
12-01-2007, 06:20 PM
being the kind-hearted chico he is, didn't make too much fuss. But it was obvious he was badly winded and had hurt his ankle. Time for some first aid! Luckily, the chicas had all been having a barbecue on the beach, and rushed over...............did he need mouth to mouth?????

Carlita
09-03-2008, 08:45 PM
Thank Lord Carlos it wasnt that bad :worship: but Fer was in no condition to walk....so...

Jenrios
09-04-2008, 07:33 PM
The chicas gentley lifted Fer and carried him over to.....

Carlita
09-04-2008, 07:49 PM
the beach where they put him on a comfy sunbed underneath a palm tree. Fer...

RogiFan88
09-18-2008, 09:39 PM
was resting comfortably until he felt...