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Best Excuses for Coria winning a match or a set in Shanghai

Action Jackson
11-09-2005, 02:49 PM
Coria has been going through a slump and last year he played in Houston, lacking in any preperation, this time he is having problems with his serve, but he was still good enough to qualify for Shanghai.

Already he has written off as only there making the numbers up.

So if Coria wins a set or a match in Shanghai, what will the excuses be to explain this happening.

He's in the Red Group:
Roger Federer
Guillermo Coria
Ivan Ljubicic
David Nalbandian


Federer: He is lacking match practice and is underdone and Coria got lucky to play him without any preperation.

Ljubicic: Ivan is so physically tired from getting here and has his mind on winning the Davis Cup for Croatia.

Nalbandian : He is too busy trying to find a new coach and wants to be driving around rally cars and having big Argentine barbeques.

If he manages to get through the semis, that will be fantastic for the event.

tennischick
11-09-2005, 02:53 PM
he's a talented intelligent player. period.

Carito_90
11-09-2005, 03:01 PM
:lol:

R.Federer
11-09-2005, 03:03 PM
I would be surprised if he wins a match on this surface
But I think he can win sets

LaTenista
11-10-2005, 05:56 PM
:lol: His wife will tell him she's of Chinese descent.

nermo
11-10-2005, 06:50 PM
Best Excuses for Coria winning a match or a set in Shanghai ??
a set may be, but He won't win a match :o
but if for a moment, i 'll be as optimistic as GWH, then i think his best chances 'll be Nalbandian's match, depending mainly on the fact that both of them are lately competing for the title of the most hysterical depression of level.and the excuse 'll be
Nalbandian fans: Nalbandian is a headcase.Coria is just too lucky to have Nalbandian in his group.
Coria fans: Coria is just a very intelligent and talented player.he'll get the cup next year.

adee-gee
11-10-2005, 07:04 PM
Guille has pulled out, he's too upset about the fact his wife left him for another man :p

Galaxystorm
11-10-2005, 07:11 PM
Guille has pulled out, he's too upset about the fact his wife left him for another man :p

Weren't you gay ? :p

lorenz
11-10-2005, 07:12 PM
I'm sorry, but I think that Coria will not win a match in TMC.
:shrug::shrug:
It would be great, but his recent tennis sucks.

adee-gee
11-10-2005, 07:13 PM
Weren't you gay ? :p
Don't you start :ras: I'm not no.

Carla :inlove:

nermo
11-10-2005, 07:14 PM
Originally Posted by adee-gee
Guille has pulled out, he's too upset about the fact his wife left him for another man

and that man would be... :devil: adee-gee :p

Galaxystorm
11-10-2005, 07:16 PM
and that man would be... :devil: adee-gee :p

How good is Carla's english or Adam's spanish ??

adee-gee
11-10-2005, 07:22 PM
and that man would be... :devil: adee-gee :p
I didn't want to name names. But you guessed right :yeah:

adee-gee
11-10-2005, 07:22 PM
How good is Carla's english or Adam's spanish ??
We don't communicate, we just http://yelims.free.fr/Sexe/Sexe31.gif

howardean
11-10-2005, 08:07 PM
We don't communicate, we just http://yelims.free.fr/Sexe/Sexe31.gif

omg, where did you get that?!?!?!?!?! :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek: :eek:

mangoes
11-10-2005, 08:20 PM
We don't communicate, we just http://yelims.free.fr/Sexe/Sexe31.gif

That smilie is so cool :lol:

Coria isn't going to even win a set, so no need for me to come up with excuses. I like Coria, but he has completely lost his mojo. :mad:

DhammaTiger
11-10-2005, 08:25 PM
He may surprise all of you. vamos guile.

Galaxystorm
11-10-2005, 08:44 PM
Another excuse , Roger doesn't like the surface : " I am not a huge fan of the surface, to be honest. It makes me feel strange and it just doesn't take my spin the way I would like it to be , anyway, hopefully I can get used to it after quite a few practice sessions over the week "

revolution
11-10-2005, 08:55 PM
If Coria really is on his game though, I think he can compete with the two other second place contenders.

adee-gee
11-11-2005, 11:44 AM
Carla :kiss:

adee-gee
11-11-2005, 11:48 AM
omg, where did you get that?!?!?!?!?! :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek: :eek:
http://yelims.free.fr :worship: :p

Horatio Caine
11-11-2005, 01:25 PM
Best excuse for Coria - "This time I was actually scared that the little runt would beat me up. I mean, he is so popular that even Gaudio would have fought his corner against me." :scared:

Best excuse for Hewitt would have been: "Gee mate, he didn't actually go as far as showing his tackle in our DC tie a few months ago, but he did the full monty in front of me in the lockeroom before our match. That was worse than seeing Marat's backside at the French last year!" :scared:

kerrie1981
11-13-2005, 07:08 PM
'roids.