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One day, Roger, Marat and Andy found...

Polikarpov
11-02-2005, 02:59 AM
One day Roger, Marat and Andy found a magic mirror.
Now, if you look into the mirror and tell a lie you will disappear.

First...Roger looked into the mirror and said

"I think I'm the worst ever player in the world!"

After a few seconds...poof! He disappeared!

Next...Marat tried it out. He said...

"I think I'm ugliest player on the ATP tour!"

After a few seconds....

poof!

Marat disappeared!

Finally it was Andy's turn...

So he looked into the mirror and said

"I think..."

poof!

He disappeared!

Cookiedough
11-02-2005, 03:03 AM
HaHaHaHa... so true

Noelle
11-02-2005, 03:05 AM
:ras:

tangerine_dream
11-02-2005, 03:09 AM
The Roddick haters will :hearts: this joke.

Personally, I think it would've been funnier had you used a true meathead as the punchline. Roddick is too conscientious to be that brainless.

warmy
11-02-2005, 03:18 AM
:ras:

Yeah, what she said!

buddyholly
11-02-2005, 03:19 AM
I don't get it.

Deboogle!.
11-02-2005, 03:30 AM
I don't get it.:secret: There's nothing really to get.

i suppose it's suggesting that the mirror thought Andy was lying when he said he thought about something, thereby suggesting Andy's too stupid to be able to think?

Wow, that's so funny that it blows my mind!

tennischick
11-02-2005, 03:32 AM
somebody rang? :p :p

:lol: :lol: funny joke.

the boy does need to learn how to think on the court. :lol:

howardean
11-02-2005, 03:34 AM
hahaha...funny twist on an old joke (originally with a blonde, a brunette and a redhead)

alelysafina
11-02-2005, 03:39 AM
:lol: cute joke :)

Havok
11-02-2005, 03:59 AM
:bigcry: I found it funny, though i agree with am&a, Ancic should have been put in for that special role.

Daniel
11-02-2005, 04:08 AM
it would have been better with mario ancic.

:haha:

Mario :smooch:

Phunkadelicious
11-02-2005, 04:10 AM
or ginepri :)

Deboogle!.
11-02-2005, 04:11 AM
or ginepri :):tape:

MissMoJo
11-02-2005, 04:13 AM
:rolls:

Billy Moonshine
11-02-2005, 04:20 AM
Andy is a lot smarter than most of the posters here. Somehow i doubt there are many of us who have used our talents to make millions cos that`s Smart!!! Go Andy!!!

Dirk
11-02-2005, 05:05 AM
or ginepri :)

Robby is far from a meathead now. He will get even more consistent in the future.

landoud
11-02-2005, 05:38 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: very funny :haha: :haha: :haha:

BelgianWaffle
11-02-2005, 08:43 AM
:lol:

Bertuska
11-02-2005, 08:55 AM
HHhhahahha, great joke :haha:

case
11-02-2005, 09:04 AM
Robby is far from a meathead now. He will get even more consistent in the future.


Time doesnt change who you are. :smash:
As for Roddick it was a funny joke.

RogerRocks
11-02-2005, 09:47 AM
:lol:

MisterQ
11-02-2005, 11:46 AM
:lol:

Billabong
11-02-2005, 12:48 PM
:lol:;)

Viken01
11-02-2005, 02:16 PM
nice joke :)

Pea
11-02-2005, 02:19 PM
Jaaaaaaaaaaa! Hyuck hyuck hyuck! :lol:

Jimnik
11-02-2005, 02:29 PM
:ras:
My sentiments exactly.

Carito_90
11-02-2005, 03:05 PM
:yawn:

J. Corwin
11-02-2005, 03:44 PM
:lol:

Sandra
11-02-2005, 06:52 PM
:haha: :lol:

Fumus
11-02-2005, 07:10 PM
Yea, that joke is sooo funny!!

Try mine...

One time Marat, Andre, and Andy were hiking together up a large mountain in the off season. Andre was leading the hike as usual, when he said "wow, I have never seen this cave before!". "Oh, man sweet!" said Andy, as the three grand slam champs went into the cave to explore.

When they entered the cave a genie appeared and said "I am the genie of this cave for discovering me, I will grant you all one wish, simply state your wish and jump off the giant cave cliff". Andre spoke first "I want enough money so my charity will never have to fund raise again and I can send every child in america to prep school". Andre jumped off the cliff and landed in a giant pile of money. "Wow this is better than winning a grandslam" said Andre. Marat seeing what happened to Andre spoke up, "I want hundreds of hot women that can love me all at once!". Marat jumped off the cliff and landed in hundreds of the most beautiful women the world has ever seen. Andy decided that this was his chance and he better not screw this up. "Ok I know what I want", said Andy as he charged toward the cave cliff but, just as Andy was going to say his wish he tripped "shhiiittt" screamed Andy.

:)

Jennay
11-02-2005, 09:19 PM
:haha: :haha:

warmy
11-02-2005, 09:26 PM
Heh.

Saumon
11-02-2005, 09:27 PM
:haha: :haha:
your avy is :spit:

roberta
11-02-2005, 10:11 PM
One day Roger, Marat and Andy found a magic mirror.
Now, if you look into the mirror and tell a lie you will disappear.

First...Roger looked into the mirror and said

"I think I'm the worst ever player in the world!"

After a few seconds...poof! He disappeared!

Next...Marat tried it out. He said...

"I think I'm ugliest player on the ATP tour!"

After a few seconds....

poof!

Marat disappeared!

Finally it was Andy's turn...

So he looked into the mirror and said

"I think..."

poof!

He disappeared!
awesome!!!!!! :spit: :lol: :lol: :haha: :smash:

blosson
11-02-2005, 11:00 PM
hahaha

celia
11-02-2005, 11:14 PM
... "Ok I know what I want", said Andy as he charged toward the cave cliff but, just as Andy was going to say his wish he tripped "shhiiittt" screamed Andy.

:)
he also said, "my mojo stinks!" :lol:

Noelle
11-03-2005, 12:37 AM
Yea, that joke is sooo funny!!

Try mine...

Damn you Fumus... :sobbing: I can't stop laughing :rolls:

surfpinky
11-03-2005, 12:40 AM
the original joke I've heard it before...only that instead of andy, it was a blonde d:

fumus :spit: :haha:

case
11-03-2005, 12:41 AM
There seems to be no end to Andy being such a joke.

partygirl
11-03-2005, 01:00 AM
Yea, that joke is sooo funny!!

Try mine...

One time Marat, Andre, and Andy were hiking together up a large mountain in the off season. Andre was leading the hike as usual, when he said "wow, I have never seen this cave before!". "Oh, man sweet!" said Andy, as the three grand slam champs went into the cave to explore.

When they entered the cave a genie appeared and said "I am the genie of this cave for discovering me, I will grant you all one wish, simply state your wish and jump off the giant cave cliff". Andre spoke first "I want enough money so my charity will never have to fund raise again and I can send every child in america to prep school". Andre jumped off the cliff and landed in a giant pile of money. "Wow this is better than winning a grandslam" said Andre. Marat seeing what happened to Andre spoke up, "I want hundreds of hot women that can love me all at once!". Marat jumped off the cliff and landed in hundreds of the most beautiful women the world has ever seen. Andy decided that this was his chance and he better not screw this up. "Ok I know what I want", said Andy as he charged toward the cave cliff but, just as Andy was going to say his wish he tripped "shhiiittt" screamed Andy.

:)
now thats funny

Fumus
11-03-2005, 03:06 AM
yep.

us real mtfers come up with our own stuff. I was going to make him say he wanted the game to beat Federer and the Genie turned him into Nadal..but..I was like ok...this is funnier.

liptea
11-03-2005, 03:07 AM
yep.

us real mtfers come up with our own stuff. I was going to make him say he wanted beat Federer and the Genie turned him into Nadal..but..I was like ok...this is funnier.

haha.

njnetswill
11-03-2005, 03:07 AM
I believe Andy thinks. Thinking wisely however...that's a different story.