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Rumours Are True, It Looks - Ferrero Banging Sharapova

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joeb_uk
10-02-2005, 05:23 PM
I know there were a few threads about this before, but no one was sure! My dad has a friend whos daughter is at an academy in spain :D And she had breakfast with sharapova i believe. She has said that sharapova is dating ferrero :D For sure.

:help: ferrero, thought you had better taste.

ae wowww
10-02-2005, 05:25 PM
JC you LEGEND :D! Vamos ;)

Papakori
10-02-2005, 05:26 PM
someone told me that Sharapova was dating someone in maroon 5?
there is this Sharapova and Ferrero rumour
and a Sharapova and a Roddick rumour :confused:

Nikki♥
10-02-2005, 05:26 PM
:help: ferrero, thought you had better taste.

Me too. :ras:

savesthedizzle
10-02-2005, 05:27 PM
I will believe it when Patricia stops showing up to his matches.

savesthedizzle
10-02-2005, 05:27 PM
Plus, even if he is banging her, doesn't mean he's dating her.



Sharapova could do much much better.

Scotso
10-02-2005, 05:28 PM
I will believe it when Patricia stops showing up to his matches.

Indeed.

Scotso
10-02-2005, 05:32 PM
Sharapova could do much much better.

WHAT?! :scared:

cecilija
10-02-2005, 05:33 PM
I think Sharapova is dating both Ferrero and Roddick at the same time

joeb_uk
10-02-2005, 05:33 PM
WHAT?! :scared:
No chance of that :eek: Its more like ferrero could do alot better :D

NYCtennisfan
10-02-2005, 05:33 PM
This thread should generate much vcash! :) Happy couplings to JCF and Maria.

joeb_uk
10-02-2005, 05:34 PM
I think Sharapova is dating both Ferrero and Roddick at the same time
Knowing sharpova, its probably a roast all the way.

savesthedizzle
10-02-2005, 05:34 PM
WHAT?! :scared:


I've seen JCF recently my friend, and he is not the attractive man he used to be. I used to have nightly dreams about him and now, they are nightmares.

PaulieM
10-02-2005, 05:35 PM
my friend's friend's friend told me that tom cruise isn't nuts, but i'm not sure i buy it. ;)

savesthedizzle
10-02-2005, 05:35 PM
my friend's friend's friend told me that tom cruise isn't nuts, but i'm not sure i buy it. ;)


:rolls:

Nikki♥
10-02-2005, 05:37 PM
my friend's friend's friend told me that tom cruise isn't nuts, but i'm not sure i buy it. ;)

You should better buy it because Tom Cruise isn't nuts. He's just misunderstood.

joeb_uk
10-02-2005, 05:38 PM
my friend's friend's friend told me that tom cruise isn't nuts, but i'm not sure i buy it. ;)
I am not certain on this, but i think sharapova told her :D I will have to try and find out.

Scotso
10-02-2005, 05:40 PM
You should better buy it because Tom Cruise isn't nuts. He's just misunderstood.

:scared:

Horatio Caine
10-02-2005, 05:56 PM
Rumours that she is dating JCF, Roddick, Maroon 5 bandmember...what is she? The WTA Tour bicycle...everyone is having a ride :tape:

Nikki♥
10-02-2005, 05:57 PM
:scared:

What's so scary?

Nikki♥
10-02-2005, 05:57 PM
Rumours that she is dating JCF, Roddick, Maroon 5 bandmember...what is she? The WTA Tour bicycle...everyone is having a ride :tape:

:haha: :yeah:

savesthedizzle
10-02-2005, 05:57 PM
Rumours that she is dating JCF, Roddick, Maroon 5 bandmember...what is she? The WTA Tour bicycle...everyone is having a ride :tape:


:rolls:

joeb_uk
10-02-2005, 05:59 PM
Rumours that she is dating JCF, Roddick, Maroon 5 bandmember...what is she? The WTA Tour bicycle...everyone is having a ride :tape:
Lmao! Jez is one of the biggest legends on this site! once again he proves IT. God I love jez :hearts: :yeah:

ae wowww
10-02-2005, 06:03 PM
Rumours that she is dating JCF, Roddick, Maroon 5 bandmember...what is she? The WTA Tour bicycle...everyone is having a ride :tape:

Not WTA Tour bicycle? Everyone's in tears at this gag, not exactly new?

Galaxystorm
10-02-2005, 06:04 PM
I know there were a few threads about this before, but no one was sure! My dad has a friend whos daughter is at an academy in spain :D And she had breakfast with sharapova i believe. She has said that sharapova is dating ferrero :D For sure.

:help: ferrero, thought you had better taste.

Stop telling stupidities.

Ferrero isn't dating Masha . It's just a very spitefull rumour, because JCF is absolutely in love with Patricia..

Nathaliia
10-02-2005, 06:08 PM
the same rumours were about Kournikova. she was told to be dating everyone, especially the ones playing in NFL.

at least, if Masha dated someone from Maroon 5 it would proove her better musical taste b'cause I put Maroon 5 above Enrique Iglesias.

Raquel
10-02-2005, 06:13 PM
I will believe it when Patricia stops showing up to his matches.
Patricia was in Palermo. I wouldn't believe rumours are true just because someone who knew someone who spoke to someone etc. etc. says its true.

Haute
10-02-2005, 06:14 PM
my friend's friend's friend told me that tom cruise isn't nuts, but i'm not sure i buy it. ;)

He's not nuts, he's just sleeping with Rob Thomas. ;)

BlackSilver
10-02-2005, 06:19 PM
Rumours that she is dating JCF, Roddick, Maroon 5 bandmember...what is she? The WTA Tour bicycle...everyone is having a ride :tape:

:) This was really, really good

*Viva Chile*
10-02-2005, 06:21 PM
JCF!!!! :worship:

Nikki♥
10-02-2005, 06:21 PM
He's not nuts, he's just sleeping with Rob Thomas. ;)

That's not true because I'm sleeping with Rob Thomas.

Action Jackson
10-02-2005, 06:23 PM
Rumours that she is dating JCF, Roddick, Maroon 5 bandmember...what is she? The WTA Tour bicycle...everyone is having a ride :tape:

Someone has to take over Hingis's role.

AgassiFan
10-02-2005, 06:25 PM
Rumours that she is dating JCF, Roddick, Maroon 5 bandmember...what is she? The WTA Tour bicycle...everyone is having a ride :tape:

No, she just has The Itch no one man can scratch...

She is either a nymph, a playa, or probably both. Don't hate.

As for people like KBF throwing up at the sound/sight of Masha's name... Yeah, she is a regular gargoyle who is clearly out of JCF's league :rolleyes: :haha:





....

chicky841
10-02-2005, 06:27 PM
Rumours that she is dating JCF, Roddick, Maroon 5 bandmember...what is she? The WTA Tour bicycle...everyone is having a ride :tape:
Haha :D

Fee
10-02-2005, 06:33 PM
Someone has to take over Hingis's role.

To do what, curse every player she dates with injuries and chronic career disappointment? How many potential stars did Hingis distinguish? She even used her evil powers in other sports.

And no way Maria's going to date Justin. Corrina would never let that happen :lol:

Fee
10-02-2005, 06:36 PM
Oh by the way, Sharapova is actually dating Elena Dementieva.





(and the male population of the board falls strangely silent, collectively directing a soft porn video in their heads... those legs, those arms, all that blonde hair...)

joeb_uk
10-02-2005, 06:38 PM
Oh by the way, Sharapova is actually dating Elena Dementieva.





(and the male population of the board falls strangely silent, collectively directing a soft porn video in their heads... those legs, those arms, all that blonde hair...)
I guess i am the only one here who isnt turned on by dykes :D It seems 99% Of males do love the idea of two dykes though :eek:

BlackSilver
10-02-2005, 06:39 PM
Oh by the way, Sharapova is actually dating Elena Dementieva.







Sharapova's father and Dementieva's mother wouldn't allow it

Fee
10-02-2005, 06:42 PM
I guess i am the only one here who isnt turned on by dykes :D It seems 99% Of males do love the idea of two dykes though :eek:

Actually, no, it seems the turn on is two straight women together and the belief that they will both subsequently come and sit on your lap for more activities. So I've been told. To be honest, I don't get it either.

Action Jackson
10-02-2005, 06:43 PM
To do what, curse every player she dates with injuries and chronic career disappointment? How many potential stars did Hingis distinguish? She even used her evil powers in other sports.

And no way Maria's going to date Justin. Corrina would never let that happen :lol:

Well Hingis did have the Black Widow power as for whether that lesbian relationship would happen I think Elena has better taste.

jole
10-02-2005, 06:45 PM
To do what, curse every player she dates with injuries and chronic career disappointment? How many potential stars did Hingis distinguish? She even used her evil powers in other sports.

And no way Maria's going to date Justin. Corrina would never let that happen :lol:

Heuberger, Alonso? Who else?

Action Jackson
10-02-2005, 06:47 PM
Heuberger, Alonso? Who else?

Magnus Norman, Sergio Garcia

revolution
10-02-2005, 06:50 PM
I don't believe this at all. Too often with rumours, especially football transfers, you hear 'my mate works at this place and his workmate is Michael Owen's brother, and he said he was re-signing for Liverpool' sorry but it's just impossible to believe.

AgassiFan
10-02-2005, 06:53 PM
Well Hingis did have the Black Widow power as for whether that lesbian relationship would happen I think Elena has better taste.

Elena also has a big nose; that narrows her options in this (superficial) world.

Haute
10-02-2005, 06:53 PM
That's not true because I'm sleeping with Rob Thomas.

Then you must have caught the two of them in bed together then. :p

User id 7816
10-02-2005, 07:01 PM
Rumours Are True, It Looks - Ferrero Banging Sharapova
nice work, Joe. :rolleyes:

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 07:06 PM
Rumours that she is dating JCF, Roddick, Maroon 5 bandmember...what is she? The WTA Tour bicycle...everyone is having a ride :tape:
:lol:

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 07:07 PM
That's not true because I'm sleeping with Rob Thomas.
Don't waste your time. Tom Cruises inside his ass when you're no there :sad:

AgassiFan
10-02-2005, 07:16 PM
Don't waste your time. Tom Cruises inside his ass when you're no there :sad:

Maybe it's just me... but I am sensing a mild 'homosexual' vibe emanating from you.

Again, if I am mistaken, my apologies in advance.

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 07:17 PM
Maybe it's just me... but I am sensing a mild 'homosexual' vibe emanating from you.

Again, if I am mistaken, my apologies in advance.
And i'm sniffng a mild homophobe comment, so .. ?

hablovah19
10-02-2005, 07:21 PM
I will believe it when Patricia stops showing up to his matches.
ditto!!!!!

hablovah19
10-02-2005, 07:24 PM
Patricia was in Palermo. I wouldn't believe rumours are true just because someone who knew someone who spoke to someone etc. etc. says its true.
exactly!!!

AgassiFan
10-02-2005, 07:24 PM
And i'm sniffng a mild homophobe comment, so .. ?

So... what's your answer, little man?

lalaland
10-02-2005, 07:27 PM
I will believe it when Patricia stops showing up to his matches.

Or when Pat stops sharing a drink with JC while watching bull fight, or when JC stops mentioning that Pat is the woman of his life during a recent interview on newspaper. Then again, these are just facts, which apparently are a lot less believable than rumors and gossips told by friends of friends of friends. :shrug:

hablovah19
10-02-2005, 07:27 PM
Or when Pat stops sharing a drink with JC while watching bull fight, or when JC stops mentioning that Pat is the woman of his life during a recent interview on newspaper. Then again, these are just facts, which apparently are a lot less believable than rumors and gossips told by friends of friends of friends. :shrug:
:worship:

I♥PsY@Mus!c
10-02-2005, 07:31 PM
She has said that sharapova is dating ferrero :D For sure.

Only rely on her mouth? :rolleyes: Does she have an evidence? :rolleyes:

User id 7816
10-02-2005, 07:33 PM
Or when Pat stops sharing a drink with JC while watching bull fight, or when JC stops mentioning that Pat is the woman of his life during a recent interview on newspaper. Then again, these are just facts, which apparently are a lot less believable than rumors and gossips told by friends of friends of friends. :shrug:
facts, not everyone has enough satisfaction with these. even thats not the point, but anyway.

savesthedizzle
10-02-2005, 07:36 PM
Or when Pat stops sharing a drink with JC while watching bull fight, or when JC stops mentioning that Pat is the woman of his life during a recent interview on newspaper. Then again, these are just facts, which apparently are a lot less believable than rumors and gossips told by friends of friends of friends. :shrug:


:yeah:

musefanatic
10-02-2005, 07:39 PM
Oh god, I hope not! If i ever see it, i shall hide in terror!

ae wowww
10-02-2005, 07:47 PM
I don't believe this at all. Too often with rumours, especially football transfers, you hear 'my mate works at this place and his workmate is Michael Owen's brother, and he said he was re-signing for Liverpool' sorry but it's just impossible to believe.

But the North of England is all lies anyway. Everyone in Liverpool claims to be related to the Beatles, for example.

How did Sol Campbell's fitness get on? He was/is with Martina, right?

Mount Goddess
10-02-2005, 07:53 PM
Makes me laugh how this little story rears it's head every few weeks!!! :haha: :haha:

Racket88
10-02-2005, 08:55 PM
Ferrero and Sharapova, No way.

Roddick and Sharapova I'd believe, since they are both media whores. They would get alot of publicity.

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 09:32 PM
So... what's your answer, little man?
little .. :scratch: you're talking with the wrong guy :angel: but for the record, i'm gay.

Fee
10-02-2005, 09:37 PM
I love you Alfonso :hug:

AgassiFan, are you new here? Fonso is famous...

GWH, add Justin to the Black Widow's list. You're right, Elena is too classy for Maria.

AgassiFan
10-02-2005, 09:43 PM
little .. :scratch: you're talking with the wrong guy :angel: but for the record, i'm gay.

Gay over what?

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 09:50 PM
Gay over what?
:yawn: C'mon, man. Look at my signature. I'm a man and love to have sex with another men :shrug: I'm homosexual. So what's your point?

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 09:51 PM
I love you Alfonso :hug:

AgassiFan, are you new here? Fonso is famous...

GWH, add Justin to the Black Widow's list. You're right, Elena is too classy for Maria.
:hug: i love u too :wavey:

Scotso
10-02-2005, 09:51 PM
More importantly, who is Tommy sleeping with? :drool: That physio of his is pretty hot!

Scotso
10-02-2005, 09:53 PM
:yawn: C'mon, man. Look at my signature. I'm a man and love to have sex with another men :shrug: I'm homosexual. So what's your point?

Wait... don't all men like having sex with other men? :confused:

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 09:53 PM
More importantly, who is Tommy sleeping with? :drool: That physio of his is pretty hot!
Who's Tommy. What Physio :awww: ?

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 09:55 PM
Wait... don't all men like having sex with other men? :confused:
Unfortunately, not :tears:

Scotso
10-02-2005, 09:59 PM
Who's Tommy. What Physio :awww: ?

Robredo

Scotso
10-02-2005, 09:59 PM
Unfortunately, not :tears:

Who knew :shrug:

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 10:02 PM
Robredo
I couldn't be Tommy's physio. I would only massage his ass :drool:

savesthedizzle
10-02-2005, 10:02 PM
Posted for KBF, since he could not find it elsewhere :)

Scotso
10-02-2005, 10:03 PM
Thanks Jess!

Fonsie, the physio is the one on the left :drool:

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 10:06 PM
I see a pattern. So you like them tender and softies .. like Karol :aplot: :drool:. Ok, Deal. Tommy and his coach all mine :devil:

Scotso
10-02-2005, 10:06 PM
I see a pattern. So you like thme tender and softies .. like Karol :aplot: :drool:. Ok, Deal. Tommy and his coach all mine :devil:

usually, yes ;)

Scotso
10-02-2005, 10:07 PM
and you can have the coach, but tommy is tender and soft :p

Chloe le Bopper
10-02-2005, 10:08 PM
I see a pattern. So you like thme tender and softies .. like Karol :aplot: :drool:. Ok, Deal. Tommy and his coach all mine :devil:
Er, I have dibs on the coach.

blosson
10-02-2005, 10:11 PM
Unfortunately, not :tears:

:haha: yeah there are loads of gay men in denial, they have gf, get married and even have children. Only if they met Fonso before it's too late...

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 10:11 PM
Er, I have dibs on the coach.
Hetero chicks :ras: :rolleyes: I take Tommy then :shrug:

savesthedizzle
10-02-2005, 10:12 PM
Er, I have dibs on the coach.


Who's the fourth one? Because I'll claim him then. :shrug:

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 10:13 PM
:haha: yeah there are loads of gay men in denial, they have gf, get married and even have children. Only if they met Fonso before it's too late...
I'm an undercover agent paid by GOP guys. Like vatican, they don't want gays among them. :secret:

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 10:14 PM
Who's the fourth one? Because I'll claim him then. :shrug:
:tears: i was ready to post this. Another hetero chick thief :p ;)

Scotso
10-02-2005, 10:14 PM
Hetero chicks :ras: :rolleyes: I take Tommy then :shrug:

I guess you can have Tommy since Becca stole the coach, but the physio is MINE.

MINE MINE MINE.

Fee
10-02-2005, 10:15 PM
:haha: yeah there are loads of gay men in denial, they have gf, get married and even have children. Only if they met Fonso before it's too late...


Yes, they are called 'Republican members of Congress'


By the way, I think this thread has officially CHANGED TOPICS!

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 10:17 PM
Yes, they are called 'Republican members of Congress'


By the way, I think this thread has officially CHANGED TOPICS!
I work for them, GOP = Gay Obssesed Party :angel:

blosson
10-02-2005, 10:21 PM
A research made with men who claimed they were absolutely straight proved that 1/3 had woodies if shown gay men porn.

Chloe le Bopper
10-02-2005, 10:21 PM
Hetero chicks :ras: :rolleyes: I take Tommy then :shrug:
Sounds good. If his coach doesn't do women, you'll be the first to know.

Chloe le Bopper
10-02-2005, 10:22 PM
A research made with men who claimed they were absolutely straight proved that 1/3 had woodies if shown gay men porn.
Source?

blosson
10-02-2005, 10:23 PM
British tv. Do not remember the program. It was on this year.

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 10:23 PM
Source?
don't ruin the moment :drool:

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 10:25 PM
Sounds good. If his coach doesn't do women, you'll be the first to know.
:bowdown: :bowdown:

bavaria100
10-02-2005, 10:32 PM
Wow, looks as if Maria loves running from one man to another.:rolleyes: One guy more and she has one for every week of the month.

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 10:33 PM
Wow, looks as if Maria loves running from one man to another.:rolleyes: One guy more and she has one for every week of the month.
Maria who? this thread is about Robredo's team :p ;)

alfonsojose
10-02-2005, 10:37 PM
A research made with men who claimed they were absolutely straight proved that 1/3 had woodies if shown gay men porn.
:scratch: interesting. In my case, you should ask me about two lesbian chicks ( i guess an hetero couple should turn everyone on, gay, hetero, man, woman). I think only 1 in 5 lesbic porn would turn me on. A woman penetrating a guy with a dildo, that's another story :drool: 'coz i can relate to both (i've admited than being dominated by a mean woman could work for me :o :p )

Chloe le Bopper
10-02-2005, 10:38 PM
Wow, looks as if Maria loves running from one man to another.:rolleyes: One guy more and she has one for every week of the month.
And if it's all true, which I highly doubt it is, good for her! Living the dream!

Scotso
10-02-2005, 10:48 PM
(i've admited than being dominated by a mean woman could work for me :o :p )

me too :drool:

Chloe le Bopper
10-02-2005, 10:50 PM
Rumour has it that I'm a mean blunt girl.

savesthedizzle
10-02-2005, 10:51 PM
Rumour has it that I'm a mean blunt girl.


:rolls:

Scotso
10-02-2005, 10:54 PM
Rumour has it that I'm a mean blunt girl.

Well then get a strap-on and let's go! :drool:

Fee
10-02-2005, 10:56 PM
Both of you get over to my house, quick!


(I'm kidding.)

Yes, the research that Blosson cited is true, Dr. Dean Edell has mentioned it on his radio program many times. The men filled out a written survery first and were then shown gay male porn with sensors on their genitals, starting with mild activity and progressing to the 'full Alfonso.' For the most part, the men who had shown the most aversion to homosexuality were the first to get excited watching the videos and showed increased arousal the more they watched. Intriguing, to say the least.

AgassiFan
10-02-2005, 11:00 PM
:haha: yeah there are loads of gay men in denial, they have gf, get married and even have children. Only if they met Fonso before it's too late...

While there is no such thing as (biologically) 100% hetero or 100% homo, suffice it to say, the overwhelming majority lean toward the former.

Only a delusional fool would dispute the (increasingly more sophisticated) research.

Scotso
10-02-2005, 11:04 PM
Both of you get over to my house, quick!


(I'm kidding.)

Yes, the research that Blosson cited is true, Dr. Dean Edell has mentioned it on his radio program many times. The men filled out a written survery first and were then shown gay male porn with sensors on their genitals, starting with mild activity and progressing to the 'full Alfonso.' For the most part, the men who had shown the most aversion to homosexuality were the first to get excited watching the videos and showed increased arousal the more they watched. Intriguing, to say the least.

They love it!

And "full Alfonso" :haha:

amierin
10-02-2005, 11:10 PM
Rumours that she is dating JCF, Roddick, Maroon 5 bandmember...what is she? The WTA Tour bicycle...everyone is having a ride

Did the Swiss Miss pass the crown to Hype-apova? :tape:

michelleg
10-02-2005, 11:33 PM
Er, I have dibs on the coach.

Chloe, I heard nothing in NY about you grooving on the Monachesi boy....I could have made an introduction :) you know my rep with the coaches/physios! :devil:

And since nobody paid attention in the other thread, heres a pic a what "could or could not" be JCF sporting some wood (you make the call) And poor chica if she is banging it, looks like a paltry offering to me.

amierin
10-02-2005, 11:38 PM
Any pics of Patricia? I've been looking on this board and haven't seen any.

Fee
10-02-2005, 11:47 PM
That's not wood, that's a very uncomfortable 'shiftage' and he's got nowhere he can duck behind to rearrange. Poor thing...

Chloe le Bopper
10-02-2005, 11:48 PM
Both of you get over to my house, quick!


(I'm kidding.)

Yes, the research that Blosson cited is true, Dr. Dean Edell has mentioned it on his radio program many times. The men filled out a written survery first and were then shown gay male porn with sensors on their genitals, starting with mild activity and progressing to the 'full Alfonso.' For the most part, the men who had shown the most aversion to homosexuality were the first to get excited watching the videos and showed increased arousal the more they watched. Intriguing, to say the least.
I had read that, I was just questioning the "1/3" statistic. Thanks for the summary though, it jogs the memory.

I think that I read it in Psychology Today which.... I really. should. stop. buying. But that's for another thread.

Chloe le Bopper
10-02-2005, 11:50 PM
Chloe, I heard nothing in NY about you grooving on the Monachesi boy....I could have made an introduction :) you know my rep with the coaches/physios! :devil:

And since nobody paid attention in the other thread, heres a pic a what "could or could not" be JCF sporting some wood (you make the call) And poor chica if she is banging it, looks like a paltry offering to me.

:haha:

I'm pretty sure that I mentioned liking Robredo's coach in passing and that you mentioned you weren't particularly fond of him ;)

savesthedizzle
10-02-2005, 11:55 PM
Any pics of Patricia? I've been looking on this board and haven't seen any.

Plenty of pics of Patrcia. Check the JCF forum.

michelleg
10-03-2005, 12:03 AM
That's not wood, that's a very uncomfortable 'shiftage' and he's got nowhere he can duck behind to rearrange. Poor thing...

Kay, I honestly did NOT mean to take this pic, only took them for the chicas on the board here...why cant he just do what major league baseball players do and reach down and rearrange? Nothing wrong with doing that imo.

amierin
10-03-2005, 12:18 AM
Found the JCF and Patriia pics. Thanks.

Chloe le Bopper
10-03-2005, 12:21 AM
Kay, I honestly did NOT mean to take this pic, only took them for the chicas on the board here...why cant he just do what major league baseball players do and reach down and rearrange? Nothing wrong with doing that imo.
You seem to have a talent for catching players at the "wrong time" :p

cecilija
10-03-2005, 12:22 AM
i can´t understand all the hype about ferrero
he is not hot at al. he is ugly for me

Chloe le Bopper
10-03-2005, 12:24 AM
i can´t understand all the hype about ferrero
he is not hot at al. he is ugly for me
I'm going to let Jess handle this one.

savesthedizzle
10-03-2005, 12:31 AM
I'm going to let Jess handle this one.


:rolls:

jole
10-03-2005, 12:32 AM
i can´t understand all the hype about ferrero
he is not hot at al. he is ugly for me

So if Ferrero was your son, you would not be happy?

cecilija
10-03-2005, 12:34 AM
no, i just want Julio1974 and Fergie as my children
So if Ferrero was your son, you would not be happy?

savesthedizzle
10-03-2005, 12:34 AM
i can´t understand all the hype about ferrero
he is not hot at al. he is ugly for me


He is ugly for me too. :shrug:

He used to be hot, seriously smokin' hot when he was a bit younger, and he used to have nice hair with a moderate amount of highlights. Now? The sun/pox has aged his skin, he looks old, and his hair.. his hair is ick. He has rapidly fallen down a slippery slope to hideousness.

The most disappointing part of my trip to Montreal this year was coming back to Chloe and others after seeing JCF practice and sharing my revelation that went something like "WTF why didn't anyone tell me JCF was ugly now?"

Superficial reasons aside, he's still one of my favorite players... just not a super hottie. :lol:

jole
10-03-2005, 12:34 AM
no, i just want Julio1974 and Fergie as my children

May Juan be your servant? Rosie declined.

cecilija
10-03-2005, 12:36 AM
ok
May Juan be your servant? Rosie declined.

AgassiFan
10-03-2005, 01:00 AM
I'm an undercover agent paid by GOP guys. Like vatican, they don't want gays among them. :secret:

There is only one Jeff Gannon. (And Karl Rove and Cali Rep Dreier and...)

Besdies, I don't believe you're really a homo.

selesfan
10-03-2005, 01:21 AM
i can´t understand all the hype about ferrero
he is not hot at al. he is ugly for me

I agree. I have never thought he was hot. Now, Moya on the other hand is a hottie. :hearts:

Lee
10-03-2005, 01:32 AM
Ok, Deal. Tommy and his coach all mine :devil:

Alfonso, how dare you hog all the hot guys on ATP!!!! :mad: ;)

mandoura
10-03-2005, 01:42 AM
I work for them, GOP = Gay Obssesed Party :angel:

:lol:

cobalt60
10-03-2005, 01:48 AM
This thread has deteriorated- keep it "coming" :worship: :worship:

LLeytonRules
10-03-2005, 02:02 AM
if he is banging Sharapova, then he is banging nothing from the back :rolleyes: , maybe thats why Ferrero has been shitty lately!

Duiz™
10-03-2005, 02:13 AM
This is pathetic...

I thought this was over... but people have to live from this...

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 02:18 AM
Both of you get over to my house, quick!


(I'm kidding.)

Yes, the research that Blosson cited is true, Dr. Dean Edell has mentioned it on his radio program many times. The men filled out a written survery first and were then shown gay male porn with sensors on their genitals, starting with mild activity and progressing to the 'full Alfonso.' For the most part, the men who had shown the most aversion to homosexuality were the first to get excited watching the videos and showed increased arousal the more they watched. Intriguing, to say the least.
Remember i'll be on U.S. this month. And if u aren't at home ... i'll try the sensors on your hubby ... UUUUUAGAAGAGGAHH :devil: ;)

full Alfonso :p :lol:

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 02:23 AM
Alfonso, how dare you hog all the hot guys on ATP!!!! :mad: ;)
:devil: the ATP hired me recently. My mouth has drug sensors. No doping allowed :angel:

Fee
10-03-2005, 02:24 AM
um, we're moving....

But Jan-Mike, Justin, Tipsarevic, Flip and others will be in Southern California the week of October 17th and the week of October 24th if you care to fly there....

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 02:28 AM
That's not wood, that's a very uncomfortable 'shiftage' and he's got nowhere he can duck behind to rearrange. Poor thing...
pubic hair + big foreskin + twisted cock = OUCH :sad: but it's a pleasure watching guys fixing it :drool:

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 02:29 AM
um, we're moving....

But Jan-Mike, Justin, Tipsarevic, Flip and others will be in Southern California the week of October 17th and the week of October 24th if you care to fly there....
:eek: :drool: :drool:

Chloe le Bopper
10-03-2005, 03:10 AM
no, i just want Julio1974 and Fergie as my children
:haha:

Can I be your mistress? :hearts:

Chloe le Bopper
10-03-2005, 03:11 AM
He is ugly for me too. :shrug:

He used to be hot, seriously smokin' hot when he was a bit younger, and he used to have nice hair with a moderate amount of highlights. Now? The sun/pox has aged his skin, he looks old, and his hair.. his hair is ick. He has rapidly fallen down a slippery slope to hideousness.

The most disappointing part of my trip to Montreal this year was coming back to Chloe and others after seeing JCF practice and sharing my revelation that went something like "WTF why didn't anyone tell me JCF was ugly now?"

Superficial reasons aside, he's still one of my favorite players... just not a super hottie. :lol:
You wouldn't have believed me ;)

Federerhingis
10-03-2005, 03:26 AM
Did the Swiss Miss pass the crown to Hype-apova? :tape:


Nope Hype-apova is all hype she'l never be as talented as the aforementioned. Hence she can't be handed that title either. :tape: :lol:

savesthedizzle
10-03-2005, 03:27 AM
You wouldn't have believed me ;)

That's true. I would have said something like, "CHLOE YOU LIE! DO NOT TELL ME SUCH FILTHY LIES!" and then I still would have cried when I saw him.

Federerhingis
10-03-2005, 03:30 AM
Remember i'll be on U.S. this month. And if u aren't at home ... i'll try the sensors on your hubby ... UUUUUAGAAGAGGAHH :devil: ;)

full Alfonso :p :lol:

jaajajajjajaja Senoras y senores escondan a sus maridos. Una alerta nacional Alfonso el depredador anda suelto. :haha: :haha:

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 03:47 AM
jaajajajjajaja Senoras y senores escondan a sus maridos. Una alerta nacional Alfonso el depredador anda suelto. :haha: :haha:
:p

amierin
10-03-2005, 01:43 PM
Nope Hype-apova is all hype she'l never be as talented as the aforementioned. Hence she can't be handed that title either.

Now that is some cold sth :eek: :haha:

Nikki♥
10-03-2005, 05:17 PM
Then you must have caught the two of them in bed together then. :p

No, I haven't caught the two of them in bed together yet. And even if it happened one day I would be naive to believe that they have something cooking. ;)

Nikki♥
10-03-2005, 05:18 PM
Don't waste your time. Tom Cruises inside his ass when you're no there :sad:

:yeah: Alfonso, you always make me laugh.

Nikki♥
10-03-2005, 05:19 PM
I couldn't be Tommy's physio. I would only massage his ass :drool:

Would you just massage his ass? I don't think so. ;)

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 05:30 PM
Would you just massage his ass? I don't think so. ;)
:angel:

Horatio Caine
10-03-2005, 05:33 PM
I'm surprised JCF's hearing is still intact...

...there again, his poor run of recent results would suggest that maybe Maria has upset his balance

Nikki♥
10-03-2005, 05:34 PM
:angel:

I knew you wouldn't stick to massaging. :p

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 05:34 PM
more Tom and Rob stories :eek: :drool:
http://www.togawp.com/main/2005/07/tom_cruise__rob.html

Horatio Caine
10-03-2005, 05:34 PM
I should think the poor people renting hotel rooms next to those two could go to the European Court of Human Rights and claim a right to a comfortable night's sleep amongst other things...and also damages for noise pollution.

Lee
10-03-2005, 05:41 PM
more Tom and Rob stories :eek: :drool:
http://www.togawp.com/main/2005/07/tom_cruise__rob.html


Grrr! Rob Thomas is soooo hot!!! And his voice is just sexyyyyyyyy!

Nikki♥
10-03-2005, 05:44 PM
more Tom and Rob stories :eek: :drool:
http://www.togawp.com/main/2005/07/tom_cruise__rob.html

Lies! All lies! :sad:

:haha:

Nikki♥
10-03-2005, 05:44 PM
Alfonso, which one of the two guys do you like better, Rob or Tom?

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 05:51 PM
Alfonso, which one of the two guys do you like better, Rob or Tom?
Rob. He looks like a fantastic bottom :drool: Cruise is a freak :p (note : i'm not saying this 'coz of his dyslexia)

Lee
10-03-2005, 05:52 PM
Rob. He oloks like a fantastic bottom :drool: Cruise is a freak :p

:lol: We always have the same taste in men ;)

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 05:54 PM
:lol: We always have the same taste in men ;)
thank God you're safely married :p ;)

Nikki♥
10-03-2005, 06:03 PM
Rob. He looks like a fantastic bottom :drool: Cruise is a freak :p (note : i'm not saying this 'coz of his dyslexia)

I like Rob better too. He is a great singer and looks gorgeous.

Lee
10-03-2005, 06:06 PM
thank God you're safely married :p ;)

Guess I need to keep you away from my hubby :lol: ;)

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 06:12 PM
Guess I need to keep you away from my hubby :lol: ;)
:angel:

alfonsojose
10-03-2005, 06:21 PM
Rob :drool: :lick:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=66358

AgassiFan
10-03-2005, 11:18 PM
Good lord, what a worthless thread full of worthless people.... myself, GWH and Chloe possibly excepted.

Seriously... you people are not funny, not sexy, not knowledgeable, not talented and, most definately, not cool. I suggest you dramatically cut down on your posts, lest you anger the Gods of all known and unknown religions, dooming us all.


...

AgassiDomination
10-03-2005, 11:21 PM
Good lord, what a worthless thread full of worthless people.... myself, GWH and Chloe possibly excepted.

Seriously... you people are not funny, not sexy, not knowledgeable, not talented and, most definately, not cool. I suggest you dramatically cut down on your posts, lest you anger the Gods of all known and unknown religions, dooming us all.


...

:rolleyes:

Rafa = Fed Killa
10-04-2005, 12:00 AM
Agassi Fan: Control you must learn control :D

alfonsojose
10-04-2005, 02:52 AM
Good lord, what a worthless thread full of worthless people.... myself, GWH and Chloe possibly excepted.

Seriously... you people are not funny, not sexy, not knowledgeable, not talented and, most definately, not cool. I suggest you dramatically cut down on your posts, lest you anger the Gods of all known and unknown religions, dooming us all.


...
:haha: :haha: My Lord. I enjoy Chloe and GWH big egos, but this is insane :bowdown: :bowdown: :lol: Keep trolling, papi :drool:

alfonsojose
10-04-2005, 02:56 AM
Do u want some caviar or .. :scratch: ..? i'm so sorry :awww: . My short, ordinary vocabulary cann't describe the exqu :o .. esquisiteness of the meals that our Lord deserve :bowdown: :bowdown: :tape:

YoursTruly
10-04-2005, 04:14 AM
Plus, even if he is banging her, doesn't mean he's dating her.



Sharapova could do much much better.


Also, even if he's dating her, it doesn't mean he's banging her. Don't forget that option.

Fee
10-04-2005, 04:21 AM
Wow Agassi Fan, was it really necessary to come in here and pee in our cheerios? We were having fun being a bit silly and friendly with each other. Who cares if we weren't going to create world peace with our posts. At least it didn't turn into another typical GM war over nothing.

Now, back to Alfonso and his overuse of the :drool: emoticon...

Nikki♥
10-04-2005, 09:11 AM
Good lord, what a worthless thread full of worthless people.... myself, GWH and Chloe possibly excepted.

Seriously... you people are not funny, not sexy, not knowledgeable, not talented and, most definately, not cool. I suggest you dramatically cut down on your posts, lest you anger the Gods of all known and unknown religions, dooming us all.


...

Why do you bother reading the posts in this thread if they don't interest you?

Who are you to judge us, by the way? Perhaps you are just as worthless as we are, you don't don't want to accept it. What a poor, poor person you are.

marcelwks
10-04-2005, 09:15 AM
Sharapova is dating me :p

sigmagirl91
10-04-2005, 10:53 AM
I feel sorry for him, actually.

User id 7816
10-04-2005, 10:55 AM
so this :retard: thread is still alive, though atleast people have started discussing themselves instead.

sigmagirl91
10-04-2005, 11:08 AM
Grrr! Rob Thomas is soooo hot!!! And his voice is just sexyyyyyyyy!

Rob is the f*ck!!! :o

alfonsojose
10-04-2005, 01:07 PM
Sharapova is dating me :p
Ok. Tell us how good is Yuri on bed :devil:

alfonsojose
10-04-2005, 01:07 PM
Wow Agassi Fan, was it really necessary to come in here and pee in our cheerios? We were having fun being a bit silly and friendly with each other. Who cares if we weren't going to create world peace with our posts. At least it didn't turn into another typical GM war over nothing.

Now, back to Alfonso and his overuse of the :drool: emoticon...
:hug: :drool: :drool: :drool:

joeb_uk
10-04-2005, 02:20 PM
so this :retard: thread is still alive, though atleast people have started discussing themselves instead.
Get off ferreros cock, and get out of the thread if you have such a big problem! No need for you to even read it :tape: You are another poster i totally over rated! But you have shown your true colours right here :help:

AgassiFan
10-04-2005, 04:49 PM
Awwww....

Losers. :haha:

alfonsojose
10-04-2005, 05:36 PM
Awwww....

Losers. :haha:
:retard: :tape:

Scotso
10-04-2005, 05:46 PM
:retard: :tape:

Where did this thread get off the topic?! :mad:

Let's get back to Tommy now, please. :hearts:

alfonsojose
10-04-2005, 05:54 PM
Where did this thread get off the topic?! :mad:

Let's get back to Tommy now, please. :hearts:
Hi, sweetie :kiss:

Scotso
10-04-2005, 05:55 PM
Hi!

alfonsojose
10-04-2005, 06:11 PM
I should think the poor people renting hotel rooms next to those two could go to the European Court of Human Rights and claim a right to a comfortable night's sleep amongst other things...and also damages for noise pollution.
Maria is quiet from behind :angel:

jole
10-04-2005, 06:20 PM
:retard: :tape:

Careful, keyboard tough guys have been known to beat up people through the intarweb with their keyboards. BEWARE!

alfonsojose
10-04-2005, 06:42 PM
Careful, keyboard tough guys have been known to beat up people through the intarweb with their keyboards. BEWARE!
:bolt:

michelleg
10-04-2005, 06:55 PM
Good lord, what a worthless thread full of worthless people.... myself, GWH and Chloe possibly excepted.

Seriously... you people are not funny, not sexy, not knowledgeable, not talented and, most definately, not cool. I suggest you dramatically cut down on your posts, lest you anger the Gods of all known and unknown religions, dooming us all.


...

I don't participate in organized religion, known or unknown, so I anger none.

Why can't you don't go into threads filled with conjecture and unconfirmed gossip and rank on those posters, at least this one is humored (albeit offcolor and a tad racy...) and good-natured where nobody is spewing hatred at one another because of their preferences (political, sexual, tennis whatever...)

And since you have NEVER had the pleasure to meet me (nor will you ever,) you wouldn't know if I was sexy, intelligent, talented OR cool.

Nikki♥
10-04-2005, 07:32 PM
Awwww....

Losers. :haha:

Will the real loser please stand up???

Lee
10-04-2005, 07:38 PM
I don't participate in organized religion, known or unknown, so I anger none.



I participate in organized religion but there are many many more things happening on this earth that worth the anger of my God than this. ;)

alfonsojose
10-04-2005, 08:36 PM
Will the real loser please stand up???
:haha: :yeah:

Jennay
10-04-2005, 09:20 PM
I've seen JCF recently my friend, and he is not the attractive man he used to be. I used to have nightly dreams about him and now, they are nightmares.
I saw him earlier in the year and thought he was a hottie. :shrug: :p

KoOlMaNsEaN
10-04-2005, 10:00 PM
I always thought they were together since she started saying VAMOS and juanqui showing up

savesthedizzle
10-04-2005, 10:51 PM
I saw him earlier in the year and thought he was a hottie. :shrug: :p


You were lucky enough to see him before he decided to get gross hair.

Oriental_Rain
10-05-2005, 04:23 AM
isnt that Ferrero has *ehem* novia who looks like a telenovela supahstar?

liptea
10-05-2005, 04:51 AM
Sharapova could do much much better.

Seriously. Either pick a Spaniard that wins (Rafa) or a Spaniard that has a nice haircut (Carlos)

Fee
10-05-2005, 05:03 AM
meow niti... :lol:

AgassiFan
10-05-2005, 06:43 AM
Will the real loser please stand up???

Whoa-whooie, you sure told me off there, lady...!


lmao :haha: :cool:

AgassiFan
10-05-2005, 06:48 AM
you wouldn't know if I was sexy, intelligent, talented OR cool.


*Snap-snap-ding-dong*

No need to doth-protest this intensely; you're clearly none of the above.

I wish you much happiness and success in all endeavors, however :banana:

JC`s rainbow
10-05-2005, 04:24 PM
Excerpt from an interview with JC after the US Open 2005:

Qué tal le va con Patricia?
”Fenomenal. Es la mujer de mi vida. Dijeron que estaba con Sharapova, pero no le di importancia. Es mi amiga y se entrena en mi academia, nada más”.


Translation:

How’s your life with Patricia?

“Excellent. She’s the woman of my life. There were rumours about me and Sharapova, but I just didn’t care about it. She’s a friend and she trains in my academy, period.”


For all who have no clue: Patricia is JC`s girlfriend since 2003 who accompanied him to many tournaments this year, including some where also Shut-up-ova was !

Thread closed ( hopefully ) !!!!

alfonsojose
10-05-2005, 09:06 PM
:eek: Poor Rob :sad: . Tom Cruised past another cavity
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051005/en_nm/cruise_dc

Lee
10-05-2005, 09:09 PM
:eek: Poor Rob :sad: . Tom Cruised past another cavity
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051005/en_nm/cruise_dc

No kids from 2 ex-wives but now finance is pregnant :aplot:

alfonsojose
10-05-2005, 09:11 PM
No kids from 2 ex-wives but now finance is pregnant :aplot:
What a great timing :aplot: :devil:
Nicole :sad:

Fee
10-05-2005, 09:16 PM
Please choose your favorite from the options below (I couldn't decide):

a. Who's the real father?

b. Was that part of her original 5-year contract?


I thought the whole reason Tommy-boy didn't have kids with either of his previous wives was that he was shooting blanks? Well, either way, hope poor clueless Katie doesn't come down with post-partum depression and have to suffer 'treatment' from her husband's 'vitamin cure.' What a sad, sorry mess that child will be born into...

Ferrero Forever
10-06-2005, 07:49 AM
this thread is crappy besides the tommy bit lol
1. Ferrero is the best, great looks, fantastic game, nice in person, I could go on forever
2. Sharapova is a little tramp
3. Maroon 5 and any other bands or singers mentioned in this thread totally sucks and are talentless

alfonsojose
10-06-2005, 12:46 PM
Please choose your favorite from the options below (I couldn't decide):

a. Who's the real father?

b. Was that part of her original 5-year contract?


I thought the whole reason Tommy-boy didn't have kids with either of his previous wives was that he was shooting blanks? Well, either way, hope poor clueless Katie doesn't come down with post-partum depression and have to suffer 'treatment' from her husband's 'vitamin cure.' What a sad, sorry mess that child will be born into...
The father is Dawson :tape: :p

alfonsojose
10-06-2005, 12:52 PM
this thread is crappy besides the tommy bit lol
1. Ferrero is the best, great looks, fantastic game, nice in person, I could go on forever
2. Sharapova is a little tramp
3. Maroon 5 and any other bands or singers mentioned in this thread totally sucks and are talentless

:singer:

I don't mind spending every day
sucking Alfonso's , his dick is so great
No matter how, never wonder why
just love my baby, he will be mine
And he will be loved :inlove:
and he will be loved

joske
10-06-2005, 02:45 PM
this thread is crappy besides the tommy bit lol
1. Ferrero is the best, great looks, fantastic game, nice in person, I could go on forever
2. Sharapova is a little tramp
3. Maroon 5 and any other bands or singers mentioned in this thread totally sucks and are talentless

OMG I've never agreed more with a post :lol:

alfonsojose
10-06-2005, 08:56 PM
:lol:

Lee
10-06-2005, 09:00 PM
:lol:

;)

lilfairyprincess
10-06-2005, 09:15 PM
Excerpt from an interview with JC after the US Open 2005:

Qué tal le va con Patricia?
”Fenomenal. Es la mujer de mi vida. Dijeron que estaba con Sharapova, pero no le di importancia. Es mi amiga y se entrena en mi academia, nada más”.


Translation:

How’s your life with Patricia?

“Excellent. She’s the woman of my life. There were rumours about me and Sharapova, but I just didn’t care about it. She’s a friend and she trains in my academy, period.”


For all who have no clue: Patricia is JC`s girlfriend since 2003 who accompanied him to many tournaments this year, including some where also Shut-up-ova was !

Thread closed ( hopefully ) !!!!

thanks for clearing that up rainbow! :)

safdem
10-07-2005, 10:33 AM
yeah maria is dating about 4 guys. what a bitch.

Adman
10-07-2005, 11:29 AM
JC a legend in his own life time!!!

quasimodo
10-07-2005, 12:02 PM
yeah maria is dating about 4 guys. what a bitch.

no, no, "What a smart girl !"

:lol:

Dokicfan
10-07-2005, 04:27 PM
No chance of that :eek: Its more like ferrero could do alot better :D
Lol good one. If he really is dating sharap, ferrero (aka skinny ugly repulsive rat) is the luckiest man alive. With his looks he would deserve female rat. Sharap could do 1000 times better.

partygirl
10-07-2005, 04:31 PM
yeah maria is dating about 4 guys. what a bitch.
she can have them all but one :aplot:

alfonsojose
10-07-2005, 05:28 PM
she can have them all but one :aplot:
Yuri

Mane
10-07-2005, 05:42 PM
JCF is a bitch!

curlgirl3
10-07-2005, 05:53 PM
sharapova is a bitch!!!!!

Duiz™
10-08-2005, 05:55 AM
neither Sharapova and Ferrero are prostitutes... yet I would lvoe they would be together... but anyways... why does peopel here at MTF have to make such a big deal about it?

Ferrero Forever
10-08-2005, 08:07 AM
Lol good one. If he really is dating sharap, ferrero (aka skinny ugly repulsive rat) is the luckiest man alive. With his looks he would deserve female rat. Sharap could do 1000 times better.
oh are you still around. What is the point of posting here if all you want to do is insult Ferrero. Get a life, he rocks!!!

Nikki♥
10-08-2005, 11:10 AM
Lol good one. If he really is dating sharap, ferrero (aka skinny ugly repulsive rat) is the luckiest man alive. With his looks he would deserve female rat. Sharap could do 1000 times better.

:rolleyes:

Nikki♥
10-08-2005, 11:11 AM
:singer:

I don't mind spending every day
sucking Alfonso's , his dick is so great
No matter how, never wonder why
just love my baby, he will be mine
And he will be loved :inlove:
and he will be loved

You're hilarious.

Nikki♥
10-08-2005, 11:13 AM
:eek: Poor Rob :sad: . Tom Cruised past another cavity
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20051005/en_nm/cruise_dc

I thought Katie didn't want to have sex before marriage. :aplot: What a loser she is.

NINA_BCN
10-08-2005, 11:15 AM
:haha:

alfonsojose
10-08-2005, 05:18 PM
I thought Katie didn't want to have sex before marriage. :aplot: What a loser she is.
I agree, but a rich one for sure :rolleyes:

Nikki♥
10-08-2005, 05:54 PM
I agree, but a rich one for sure :rolleyes:

With the money of Katie and Tom combined and his outstandingly high IQ the child will be the next Paris Hilton.

curlgirl3
10-08-2005, 05:56 PM
Maria k., Maria S. and feliciano L.

trio! trio! trio!!

Lee
10-08-2005, 05:57 PM
With the money of Katie and Tom combined and his outstandingly high IQ the child will be the next Paris Hilton.

:lol: :haha: :haha:

alfonsojose
10-08-2005, 06:23 PM
With the money of Katie and Tom combined and his outstandingly high IQ the child will be the next Paris Hilton.
:lol: half Paris maybe, 'coz both are short

Nikki♥
10-08-2005, 06:47 PM
Maria k., Maria S. and feliciano L.

trio! trio! trio!!

The WTA and ATP swingers club and gang bang.

curlgirl3
10-08-2005, 06:48 PM
wahahahahahahah yeah

buddyholly
10-08-2005, 07:24 PM
How have I been missing all these important revelations? My son has a girlfriend whose mother is a nurse in a clinic in Stolkholm and she says Nadal had a sex change when he/she was twelve. It was because Rafaela as a young girl wanted to be a tennis star, but realized that women's tennis these days does not get you very far unless you are a blonde Russian. So her parents changed her into Rafael.
It seems it would have been much less extreme to move to Moscow and dye Rafaelita's hair, but so far things seem to be turning out OK.

Saumon
10-08-2005, 07:29 PM
How have I been missing all these important revelations? My son has a girlfriend whose mother is a nurse in a clinic in Stolkholm and she says Nadal had a sex change when he/she was twelve. It was because Rafaela as a young girl wanted to be a tennis star, but realized that women's tennis these days does not get you very far unless you are a blonde Russian. So her parents changed her into Rafael.
It seems it would have been much less extreme to move to Moscow and dye Rafaelita's hair, but so far things seem to be turning out OK.
:spit: :rolls:

Nikki♥
10-09-2005, 11:22 AM
How have I been missing all these important revelations? My son has a girlfriend whose mother is a nurse in a clinic in Stolkholm and she says Nadal had a sex change when he/she was twelve. It was because Rafaela as a young girl wanted to be a tennis star, but realized that women's tennis these days does not get you very far unless you are a blonde Russian. So her parents changed her into Rafael.
It seems it would have been much less extreme to move to Moscow and dye Rafaelita's hair, but so far things seem to be turning out OK.

:eek:

alfonsojose
10-09-2005, 07:03 PM
How have I been missing all these important revelations? My son has a girlfriend whose mother is a nurse in a clinic in Stolkholm and she says Nadal had a sex change when he/she was twelve. It was because Rafaela as a young girl wanted to be a tennis star, but realized that women's tennis these days does not get you very far unless you are a blonde Russian. So her parents changed her into Rafael.
It seems it would have been much less extreme to move to Moscow and dye Rafaelita's hair, but so far things seem to be turning out OK.
So they used all the flesh in her breats for the final ass we see today :eek: :bowdown:

MariaV
10-09-2005, 07:13 PM
Alfonso has finally seen the light i. e. the greatness of Rafa's ass. :D :worship: :worship:

YoursTruly
10-09-2005, 09:00 PM
I thought Katie didn't want to have sex before marriage. :aplot: What a loser she is.


What a liar! Oh well, chances are she probably didn't have sex anyways because this is probably just another sick publicity stunt. :rolleyes:

alfonsojose
10-10-2005, 12:05 AM
Alfonso has finally seen the light i. e. the greatness of Rafa's ass. :D :worship: :worship:
Nadal is the son of our beloved FSM :bowdown:

alfonsojose
10-10-2005, 12:06 AM
What a liar! Oh well, chances are she probably didn't have sex anyways because this is probably just another sick publicity stunt. :rolleyes:
:eek: that would be cruel. What's next? an abortion the week after MI:3 premiere :speakles:

alfonsojose
10-21-2005, 07:05 PM
bump :lol:
http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/ap/20051021/112991838000.html

revolution
10-21-2005, 07:08 PM
I seen Patricia in the crowd again at the Mirnyi match- someone is chatting bubbles......

sweetiepiedoll
10-21-2005, 07:08 PM
According to MTF & WTA World, Masha is a slut because she is banging:

The Maroon 5 Singer
Andy Roddick
Juan Carlos Ferrero

Ferrero Forever
10-22-2005, 06:59 AM
Well she probably is a slut, just because she's not banging JC doesn't mean she's not a slut

hablovah19
10-22-2005, 03:44 PM
Well she probably is a slut, just because she's not banging JC doesn't mean she's not a slut
what makes her a slut ?? :scratch:

this is getting ridiculous, I don't even like Sharapova and I find myself defending her! I mean these rumors about her and jcf are unfounded but that doesn't make her a slut either !!! :shrug: :rolleyes:

lau
10-22-2005, 03:51 PM
OMFG!!! This thread is even better than the one about Blake`s girfriend during USO!!! :haha: :o

dkw
10-22-2005, 04:17 PM
Well she probably is a slut, just because she's not banging JC doesn't mean she's not a slut

Yes Yes!! the absence of a negative in no way equates to a postive condition :haha: :haha:

Just thought I'd add some scientific theory to an already hilarious thread.

joyk
10-22-2005, 06:33 PM
this is getting ridiculous, I don't even like Sharapova and I find myself defending her! I mean these rumors about her and jcf are unfounded but that doesn't make her a slut either !!!
Totally agree!

Ferrero Forever
10-23-2005, 06:32 AM
what makes her a slut ?? :scratch:

this is getting ridiculous, I don't even like Sharapova and I find myself defending her! I mean these rumors about her and jcf are unfounded but that doesn't make her a slut either !!! :shrug: :rolleyes:
I just hate Sharapova, don't mind me.

alfonsojose
04-04-2006, 01:13 PM
:drool:

juanqui.ferrero
04-04-2006, 02:15 PM
It's not true, he's still with Patricia... who is way more beautiful than Shazzi/pova the clown :p

TennisGrandSlam
04-04-2006, 02:33 PM
Sharapova = All ATP Players' Love Killer, except Federer

I♥PsY@Mus!c
04-04-2006, 03:12 PM
I don't see why the fuck this thread is up again! :rolleyes: He is recently taken a pic with Pat. :o

mangoes
04-04-2006, 03:13 PM
Isn't Sharapova with Nadal?? :lol: