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Fed, Hewitt, Agassi VS. Nadal, Safin, Gasquet

AgassiFan
09-22-2005, 09:54 PM
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who would win this triples match - played on a very wet & windy clay court at night, lit only by four pairs of SUV lights... with all 6 participants at least a little overserved with drinks prior to the occasion.... proudly wielding slightly torn wooden racquets, without the benefit of clearly agreed-upon rules, linesmen or the chair ump.... flanked by nude, coked-out Carillo and Enberg bringing the noise & funk via a megaphone, occasionally doling out "coaching advice" of varying foulness, mid-point?

And WHY?


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Galaxystorm
09-22-2005, 10:02 PM
who would win in this triples match - played on a very wet clay court at night, lit only by four pairs of SUV lights... with all 6 participants at least a little overserved with drinks prior to the occason.... proudly swiging slightly torn wooden raquets, without the benefit of clearly agreed-upon rules, linesmen or the chair ump.... flanked by a nude, cocked-out Carillo and Enberg bringing the noise & funk via a megaphone, occasionally doling out "coaching advice" of varying foulness, mid-point?


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You forgot to say that during the match a UFO crashes into court

1sun
09-22-2005, 10:03 PM
lol

AgassiFan
09-22-2005, 10:17 PM
Reponses that do not include an answer and a substantive explanation thereof, are both in bad taste and incorrect.

1sun
09-22-2005, 10:21 PM
lol

AgassiFan
09-22-2005, 10:30 PM
You forgot to say that during the match a UFO crashes into court

Now you're just being silly

Galaxystorm
09-22-2005, 10:33 PM
Now you're just being silly

Aliens don't exist , then ?? :bigcry:

AgassiFan
09-22-2005, 10:47 PM
Aliens don't exist , then ?? :bigcry:

Aliens exist; UFOs, however, do not.




Anyway, let's steer this puppy back to tennis.

1sun
09-22-2005, 10:55 PM
lol

1sun
09-22-2005, 10:57 PM
agassi fan, who would be flying the UFOs if aliens dont exist???

1sun
09-22-2005, 10:58 PM
shit my bad, misread your post!

1sun
09-22-2005, 10:59 PM
how do aliens travel if they do not own UFOs?

Galaxystorm
09-22-2005, 11:02 PM
The question would be , Aliens travel on car since Agassifan says UFOs don't exist ??

1sun
09-22-2005, 11:08 PM
??

1sun
09-22-2005, 11:09 PM
lol

1sun
09-22-2005, 11:10 PM
hey, where did your post go? or am i going mad?

sampaio
09-22-2005, 11:12 PM
1/Gasquet.
2/Because.

AgassiFan
09-22-2005, 11:13 PM
Some of the German/Swiss posters may remember, but whatever happened to the whole idea of creating the 5th Slam - in Berlin IIRC - circa mid-90s?

Galaxystorm
09-22-2005, 11:14 PM
hey, where did your post go? or am i going mad?

My post went to the toilet...

AgassiFan
09-22-2005, 11:17 PM
1/Gasquet.
2/Because.

Gasquet is only 19

Nacho
09-22-2005, 11:19 PM
RAFICHARAT def ROGANDREYTON 6-0 0-6 6-0 0-6 6-0

1sun
09-22-2005, 11:19 PM
My post went to the toilet...
lol ok. but you did write a post about an alien getting fined for not having a license acceptable on earth right?

Rafa = Fed Killa
09-22-2005, 11:24 PM
Weirdest thread ever.

AgassiDomination
09-22-2005, 11:24 PM
lol pointless thread, no offense

mandoura
09-22-2005, 11:58 PM
My post went to the toilet...

Will it be gone for long or shall we wait for it before answering? :)

Galaxystorm
09-23-2005, 12:18 AM
Will it be gone for long or shall we wait for it before answering? :)

The toilet was plenty of aliens queueing

AgassiFan
09-23-2005, 12:46 AM
Is there a legit reason to believe Rafi may have already peaked? I don't think so.

AgassiFan
09-23-2005, 01:52 AM
RAFICHARAT def ROGANDREYTON 6-0 0-6 6-0 0-6 6-0


You haven't given an explanation; how am to know you didn't rip off some old MTF'er for that answer?

BAMJ6
09-23-2005, 03:15 AM
Is there a legit reason to believe Rafi may have already peaked? I don't think so.

I agree, he's still a teenager, unless he's a girl like Martina Hingis, peaks don't happen at this age.

AgassiFan
09-23-2005, 05:41 AM
I agree, he's still a teenager, unless he's a girl like Martina Hingis, peaks don't happen at this age.

Corrrrrrrretomundo.

Hingis had 3 things working against her:

1. Female. At 13, Michelle Wie was shredding women twice her age on Pro Tour; can you imagine a 13 year old Tiger Woods doing same? There is a hell of a difference between Boris triumphing at 17 at Wimbly and Sharapova doing same 19 years later.

2. Multiple surgeries. Let's face it, Martina is a cripple by tennis standards. And unlike Agassi, cortisone ain't gonna do much for her. When Nadal gets seriously hurt, then we'll cross that bridge.

3. Ascent of the Williams Brothers, err, Sisters, who quickly exposed Martina's success as being at least HALF a function of softer competition.


When he was 18, Nadal already shown he's got the foot and racquet speed, the touch, the H-E coordination to be a chamption, in addition to having a natural advantage of being a lefty. But he lacks the INVALUABLE experience, the tactical savvy and psychological resilience exhibited by guys like Borg, Lendl, Sampras and Federer in their prime.

Whether Nadal makes that GREAT mental leap in the next year or 3 is FAR from certain. But to dismiss him as an "early bloomer/peaker" as yet another Federer freak, MyskinaLove did - that's the height of idiocy/bias.


The thing about Nadal, Gasquet, Berdych and Monfils, is that even if they reach their potential, there is a chance the Fed Express will still run them over, making their talents seem almost ordinary - even though they're anything but. Of course, it's also possible none of the above 4 reach their full potential and burn out quickly...

Time will tell, I guess.

AgassiFan
09-23-2005, 06:29 AM
Would GeorgeWHitler consider Gasquet a future threat on clay or rebound Ace?

AgassiFan
09-23-2005, 07:43 PM
Who will quality for the Year-End Championship, does anyone know?

Rafa = Fed Killa
09-23-2005, 08:20 PM
Federer, Nadal and others are not mathematically in?

AgassiFan
09-23-2005, 08:34 PM
Federer, Nadal and others are not mathematically in?

No, the complete list, I mean.

AgassiFan
09-24-2005, 02:08 AM
How come Borg stopped winning slams so early in his career?

AgassiFan
09-24-2005, 05:37 PM
SHould they switch Aussie Open back to grass?

What's the latest synthetic carpet surface that's being developed?