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The "Arsenic, Corriander, Jilli and Dillweed's GH Appreciation Thread!" Thread

Murkofan
08-07-2003, 06:08 PM
Here's the new one :p

Chesty Larue
08-07-2003, 06:27 PM
oh how exciting! :D

..but I've got nothing to say at the moment :p

Murkofan
08-07-2003, 07:20 PM
Faith called Dillon and Georgie "Hansel and Gretel." :lol:

Chesty Larue
08-07-2003, 08:08 PM
Hello Georgie! :eek: That preview for tomorrow! ;)

Looks like she is indeed..what was it Marly..marking her territory :p

Peridotpixie
08-07-2003, 08:50 PM
I just knew Courtney was going to get herself kidnap. And Jason, way to pick a fight while lives are hanging in the balance. And don't they have a bunch of guys working for them? Where the hell were they?
Ned is officially the most boring guy ever.
Faith has issues. Lots of them. And needs to buy a piece of clothing that is not lingerie.

Murkofan
08-07-2003, 09:04 PM
I'm so sick of the whole "kidnapped Carly" thing if only because I'm tired of hearing Ric, Sonny, and Jason try to scream over each other every time they're on screen :p I did appreciate all of Courtney's ass-kicking today, though :p

Ned didn't used to be boring *sigh* And Alexis didn't used to be a complete nutter. I long for the days of Alexis, Ned, Jax and V running off together. *double sigh*

Faith is a psychotic whore :p What's the worse case of cradle robbing: Faith and Dillon, or Dillon and Georgie? :p

Murkofan
08-18-2003, 04:43 PM
I took a test at www.emode.com called "What's Your Soap Opera Scenario?" My result was:

Marly, in your soap opera scenario, you're The Wise Benefactor

What soap opera doesn't have the all-powerful, head of the family who's been on-air since the pilot episode? Sure, The Wise Benefactor has probably come back from comas, near fatal accidents, abductions, mysterious illnesses, botched murders, and multiple corporate takeovers. But they're the heart of the show with their integrity, sense of right and wrong, and ability to magically make things happen around the town.

:p

If any of y'all want to take it, just follow the link. I think you have to register at emode, but it's free, and you have the option to tell them not to bug you with emails or anything. There are plenty of entertaining, time-wasting tests to take. :p

Peridotpixie
08-18-2003, 10:50 PM
I'm the wise benefactor as well. Sorry, I haven't been able to take Lleyton recently, hence my absence...but I'm still watching GH!

Chesty Larue
08-18-2003, 11:18 PM
I was the Person in a Coma :p

Murkofan
08-21-2003, 01:31 PM
What are the traits of a Person in a Coma? :p

Thoughts on yesterday's show:

1) Courtney and Jason annoy me :p

2) Dillon is stupid

3) Georgie is stupid (but realistic) for going along with his crackpot ideas

4) Maxie is a bitch of a sister

5) Kyle and Zach are annoying in the extreme

6) All the kids are horrible dancers

Chesty Larue
08-21-2003, 04:59 PM
6) All the kids are horrible dancers

:o Isn't that the truth! :lol:

Stick to slow dancing kiddies :p

I didn't write down the traits of my person in a coma :p

Murkofan
09-02-2003, 07:34 PM
Okay, I love Emily, but if I have to see one more weepy "I love you/goodbye" moment between her and anyone else, I'm going to scream :p

But on the other hand, where the hell are Edward, Ned, Skye, and AJ? They don't seem to be overly bothered by her condition atm. I can understand Lila's absence, since Anna Lee is so elderly, but seriously! The others need to get their collective ass down to the hospital, if only just to stand around in the background. :p

Murkofan
09-03-2003, 09:23 PM
New GQ spoiler :p

For the week of Sept. 15...

"Dillon and Georgie profess their love as they hide from Faith."

For those that don't know, Faith threatens to hurt Georgie, forcing Dillon to lie and say she was with him when Liz was hit by the car, giving her an alibi. She makes him tell people that they are having an affair....

Yay :D But busting out the big L word means they'll be broken up and hating each other by this time next year :p

Kate05
09-04-2003, 10:12 PM
:lol: So true. At least we know they won't be "making love" anytime soon, that's a surefire killer. :p Belle and Shawn lasted about a month after they said the L word. Although Rex and Mimi have said the L word and had sex multiple times and have only broken up once. Very odd, soaps are. :cuckoo:

I've only managed to watch 1 epi of DOOL on my tapes before becoming very overwhelmed by everything happening on that soap. :rolleyes: Can everyone stop hating each other for one second!? Gawd we get a little Lumi love, but on my 1st tape the teens have been divided into two groups(Shawn, Belle and Faux!Philip then Rex, Mimi, and Cassie) and Belle's off gallavanting and making out with Faux!Philip behind Shawn's back. Shawn's been yelling at Mimi that Rex is too dangerous for her, Rex and Shawn begin to beat each other up on a regular basis. :rolleyes: Then by my 3rd and 4th tape all 6 of them are slightly hostile and painting Belle and Mimi's loft while singing oldies, laughing, and having pillow fights. Wtf!? :explode: :banghead:

Murkofan
09-05-2003, 01:47 AM
DOOL definitely moves faster than GH :p

GQ spoilers for next week:

Wednesday, Sept. 10th

Faith forces Dillon to provide her with an alibi for the time of the accident.

Thursday, Sept. 11th

A farmer discovers Georgie in his barn. (Wtf? :p)

Kate05
09-06-2003, 01:20 AM
DOOL definitely moves faster than GH :p

GQ spoilers for next week:

Thursday, Sept. 11th

A farmer discovers Georgie in his barn. (Wtf? :p)

I second that wtf!? Georgie in a barn. ok backs away from GH slowly

omg Emily made me breakdown and cry like a little baby during those scenes. I was a sobbing mess at 4am this morning before school. Her and Nikolas'(am I spelling his name right?) convo and her and Jason's made me bawl. That whole naming your daughter after me thing. I went from :awww: to :sobbing: :hysteric: in 5 secs.

I usually like Jason and Courtney but the last few shows they have been really annoying me. I'm also not seeing much chemistry between the actors. I don't know. I mean with most soap couples the actors know each other so well that it's like they know what their characters would do. Did any of that even make sense? Like the actors who play Shawn and Belle have shitloads of chemistry. Jason Cook even said that him and Kirsten are so close and he knows the couple so well that he ad libs a lot of the movements and lines to match Shawn's feelings.

Murkofan
09-08-2003, 08:09 PM
Imo, Jason and Courtney have no chemistry. TPTB just forced them together to form the "Fab Four" with Sonny and Carly. :rolleyes: Then again, it's really hard for anyone to have chemistry with Jason, given the personality of his character.

A couple of comments on today's show:

1) What was up with Nikolas' horrible polka dot shirt? :p

2) Sonny REALLY annoyed me when he was talking to Faith in the garage. I don't remember exactly what it was he said, but it was something along the lines of, "You didn't do what I said/you never learned any respect."

Wtf SHOULD she respect you, Sonny? Other than for the fact that you could have her murdered if you felt like it. What a little shit.

Chesty Larue
09-10-2003, 08:40 PM
Ok Faith and Dillon...ewwwwwwww :p

First of all I could have lived a very happy life without ever seeing Faith rubbing her foot against Dillon's..umm..well..Dillon :o :p

Second that straddling action is just as nasty. He's a 16 year old boy..get off his freaking lap! :p

I felt so bad for Georgie when she walked into that hotel room :( but then he explained pretty quick..so all was well :)

So when do we find out that it was Skipper who plowed Lizzie down? :p

Kate05
09-11-2003, 12:35 AM
I second that. Faith and BarelyLegalBaby ewwww :p

They had to put a table in the way hehe. Because she was touching his dirty place. :lol: :p

Oh god but how much did Lindze rock!? I wanted Georgie to slap Dillon that would've been awesome.

ok I'm glad Skipper ran down blind!Liz. I dislike Liz muchly, I dislike blind!Liz even more. Oh and Skipper's arms, they scare the shit out of me.

Murkofan
09-11-2003, 06:42 PM
Faith and Dillon :tape: And did my eyes deceive me, or did we see in a color other than black yesterday? :p

"LYING WHORE!" Georgie rocked yesterday :yeah: Props to her for thinking and realizing that Dillon was lying, and props to him for not being able to look her in the eyes and lie :angel:

Anyone else think it was out of character for Mac to suddenly and easily believe Georgie when she told him Dillon was lying?

Murkofan
09-11-2003, 06:44 PM
Oh, and I also hope that Jason dumps Skipper and she sinks into a pit of hopelessness and despair :devil:

Chesty Larue
09-11-2003, 06:49 PM
Faith and Dillon :tape: And did my eyes deceive me, or did we see in a color other than black yesterday? :p


Yes she's moved on to whore red :p

Kate05
09-12-2003, 04:23 AM
Just wait until she pairs red and black together. Then she'll become the ultimate whore. :p

Awwwwwwww :hearts: :hearts: So cute today, not taping over that one. I think I got more excited and giddy about his New Orleans fantasy than Georgie did. :lol: But hehe he said Covent Gardens, I love him so much.

Now he just has to go save her from that skeevy farmer. :rolleyes:

Oh yeah do you guys know if Maxie is Mac's daughter? My mum remembers her being someone else's daughter and thinks Mac must've adopted her or something. She knows that BJ and Maxie were cousins, she remembers them. I'm not even sure she knew what the hell she was talking about.

I just found out my friend totally loves GH, but hated it last year when it was really bad I guess. She thinks Jason is "soooo hot". :lol:

Chesty Larue
09-12-2003, 05:44 AM
Oh yeah do you guys know if Maxie is Mac's daughter? My mum remembers her being someone else's daughter and thinks Mac must've adopted her or something. She knows that BJ and Maxie were cousins, she remembers them. I'm not even sure she knew what the hell she was talking about.


Both Maxie and Georgie are the daughters of Frisco Jones. Felicia and Frisco were married for awhile but he eventually took off. (Felicia sort of too now as the actress that plays her left the show :p) Both girls grew up without their father..Mac is really the only father they've ever had.

Frisco Jones was Tony Jones brother..Tony and Bobbie were married and adopted BJ..so Maxie and BJ were theorically cousins, not blood related though. (Tony left the show too now I believe..they gave him zero air time anyway starting a couple of years ago)

Chesty Larue
09-12-2003, 05:45 AM
lol Ultimate whore :p Sounds like some skanky super hero :p

Murkofan
09-12-2003, 03:34 PM
lol Ultimate whore :p Sounds like some skanky super hero :p

Maybe she should guest star on Stripperella :p

Dillon and Georgie were so sweet. Georgie also looked very nice. Seems to me that now they're trying to age her up a bit, as opposed to the summer, where they were making the difference between bad!Maxie and good!Georgie very obvious by the the way they dressed :p

Chesty Larue
09-12-2003, 05:51 PM
Oh, and I also hope that Jason dumps Skipper and she sinks into a pit of hopelessness and despair :devil:

Hmm..I agree. She really gets on my nerves..at this point I would take Jason and Liz over Skipper :eek: That's saying alot considering I'm a diehard Jason and Carly fan..even though they'll never happen *sniff*

I just watched a slideshow of Jason and Carly..My lord were Steve Burton and Sarah Brown hot together!! http://mywebpage.netscape.com/fullmoon2603/fire.gif Alas the passion is gone :( Now we've lost the real Carly..not that Tamara Braun isn't good..but Sarah just had something about her. Plus Jason turned into a prude :rolleyes: Dumb Steve with his no removal of shirt and no love scene clause :fiery: :rolleyes: You are a boy toy!! The whole reason you are on this show is so that we can see you sans shirt!! :fiery: :p

Chesty Larue
09-12-2003, 08:00 PM
bwahahaha @ Carly :p

Let's close the door on my jacket while the car is going over the cliff :p

Murkofan
09-12-2003, 08:05 PM
Okay, somebody explain to me the helicopter appearing and then disappearing when Dillon was on the cell phone and talking to, presumably, nobody :p

That farmer dude was mega creepy :tape: but not, thankfully, very smart :p Dillon as an FBI agent? Georgie as a drug-runner? :lol: I particularly enjoyed it when she started to play along and said, "Damn," with such mild aplomb :lol: And boy, was Georgie got frisky as soon as Creepy Farmer left, jumping into Dillon's arms and wrapping her legs around his waist :aplot:

Anyone else think that Faith agreeing to let GQ off the hook is very suspicious?

There goes Sonny and Carly's baby :rolleyes: Not that that bothers me much :p I hope Sonny sinks into hopelessness and despair too, and that Carly gets with Alcazar :devil: I love Alcazar :p

The flashback of Liz and Ric dancing to that Norah Jones song actually made me rather sniffly :o

Murkofan
09-12-2003, 08:16 PM
bwahahaha @ Carly :p

Let's close the door on my jacket while the car is going over the cliff :p

If she's lucky, she's wearing Lee Dungarees :p Can't bust 'em :p

Chesty Larue
09-12-2003, 08:51 PM
Okay, somebody explain to me the helicopter appearing and then disappearing when Dillon was on the cell phone and talking to, presumably, nobody :p

That farmer dude was mega creepy :tape: but not, thankfully, very smart :p Dillon as an FBI agent? Georgie as a drug-runner? :lol: I particularly enjoyed it when she started to play along and said, "Damn," with such mild aplomb :lol: And boy, was Georgie got frisky as soon as Creepy Farmer left, jumping into Dillon's arms and wrapping her legs around his waist :aplot:


Yes I agree that helicopter thing was odd..I was waiting for the explanation :confused:

Frisky jump that included legs wrapping around waist..was very interesting as well ;) Also well executed by Georgie..I give her http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s19/smilies-7392.png:p

Chesty Larue
09-12-2003, 08:53 PM
Oh and what the heck happened to Nik and Lydia?! I was waiting to see if they were actually going to get their freak on :p

Murkofan
09-12-2003, 10:23 PM
Yes I agree that helicopter thing was odd..I was waiting for the explanation :confused:

Frisky jump that included legs wrapping around waist..was very interesting as well ;) Also well executed by Georgie..I give her http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s19/smilies-7392.png:p

Yes, it was well executed :p And a nice catch on Dillon's part :yeah:

Oh and what the heck happened to Nik and Lydia?! I was waiting to see if they were actually going to get their freak on :p

After their little romp on the sofa at Wyndemere, I can't say I'm sorry we missed that :p

As a Zem fan, what is your take on Emily's feelings? It seems to me the GH writers have more less decided she's no longer conflicted!Emily but solely-in-love-with-Nikolas-staying-with-Zander-out-of-appreciation!Emily.

Chesty Larue
09-13-2003, 02:02 AM
Yes, it was well executed :p And a nice catch on Dillon's part :yeah:



After their little romp on the sofa at Wyndemere, I can't say I'm sorry we missed that :p

As a Zem fan, what is your take on Emily's feelings? It seems to me the GH writers have more less decided she's no longer conflicted!Emily but solely-in-love-with-Nikolas-staying-with-Zander-out-of-appreciation!Emily.

They had a romp on the couch? Damn I missed it :p

Emily :rolleyes: It's clear the writers have decided to go with Nik :p Poor Zander though :( I'm still trying to figure if it'll be one of those stories where she goes with Nik but somewhere down the line finds herself drawn back to Zander..or if she stays with Nik.

Peridotpixie
09-13-2003, 03:37 PM
Lydia and Nik will never get their freak on. Lucky will walk in or something. Or Stefan will reappear and yell, "Surprise, I'm home!"
GQ is really starting to grow on me.

Murkofan
09-13-2003, 04:38 PM
They had a romp on the couch? Damn I missed it :p

Emily :rolleyes: It's clear the writers have decided to go with Nik :p Poor Zander though :( I'm still trying to figure if it'll be one of those stories where she goes with Nik but somewhere down the line finds herself drawn back to Zander..or if she stays with Nik.

Yeah, back during the summer, right before Lydia drugged herself :p I think it was around the same episode as Zem throwing it in Emily's bedroom :p

I'm sure she'll find herself drawn back to Zander eventually, unless he gets written off. It is a soap opera, you know :p

Lydia and Nik will never get their freak on. Lucky will walk in or something. Or Stefan will reappear and yell, "Surprise, I'm home!"
GQ is really starting to grow on me.

I'm so torn. I want Lucky and Liz together, but their relationship has been totally screwed by the writers and will never be the same again, so it's probably better they're not together. I miss Jonathan Jackson's Lucky so much...but I digress.

I'm glad, at least, that Lucky and Liz are friends now. So I guess in a perfect world I'd have Jason/Liz, Lucky/Lydia, Nikolas/Emily (sorry Ileana :o) and Zander/Gia, the Amazing Ignored Woman. :p Oh, and Sonny/Carly/Skipper all dead :devil:

You weren't a GQ fan before? :eek: GQ rocks :yeah:

Murkofan
09-13-2003, 04:43 PM
Some GQ spoilers:

9/23 Georgie makes a decision that could lead to serious consequences

Dillon and Georgie rent a room at the Port Charles Hotel. Maxie plays the big sister, with advice on "the first time". Dillon makes sure he gets protection....but expect comedy to ensue!

Maxie :rolleyes: I hope GQ decides to hold off for a while, like until Lindze Letherman turns 18 :p

And this, from SID:

Will Georgie and Dillon Make Love?

Things heat up for Georgie and Dillon this week on GH, but is the young couple really ready to take their relationship to the next level? Or is this a case of too soon?

All systems certainly appear to be go as the would-be lovers rent a room at the Port Charles Hotel, and Maxie tries to help her sister prepare for the big night. :rolleyes: As for Dillon, he's doing a little preparation of his own, heading over to the local drugstore to pick up a bit of protection. But it may take more than condoms and candlelight for this couple to actually consummate their relationship!

"When new, incredible feelings are stirred by hormones, the first thought in most people, if they're honest with themselves, is to run away," explains co-headwriter Charles Pratt Jr. "At that age, the last thing you want to do is to give yourself that much to somebody else. (Really? Because that doesn't sound anything at all like the teenagers I know :p) You are at the center of the world up until then. Suddenly, somebody else comes into your life. How much do you want to give? That's what we're exploring, and we're doing it in the most realistic fashion, but in an entertaining and funny way."

Funny? That's right. Thanks to the natural comedic timing of Scott Clifton and Lindze Leterman, the writers have felt free to not only put their alter egos in the mood, but to lighten it up as well. "These are two talented, funny young actors," Pratt says. "We can't ignore that!"

And as if to prove just how far both the writers are willing to go for their art, Pratt says that he and co-headwriter Robert Guza Jr have done their fair share of research. "We're doing everything we can to keep it hip - including suffering through teenage girl movies."

Guza and Pratt trying to keep it hip? :lol:

Chesty Larue
09-13-2003, 05:14 PM
I'm glad, at least, that Lucky and Liz are friends now. So I guess in a perfect world I'd have Jason/Liz, Lucky/Lydia, Nikolas/Emily (sorry Ileana :o) and Zander/Gia, the Amazing Ignored Woman. :p Oh, and Sonny/Carly/Skipper all dead :devil:

You weren't a GQ fan before? :eek: GQ rocks :yeah:

Oh oh my turn :D In my perfect world the couples would be Zander/Emily, Lucky/Liz, Jason/Carly and I suppose Nik could be with Lydia..I don't really care though :p oh oh and Brenda would come back and be with Jax :hearts: Sonny and Skipper would be dead for me :p

Chesty Larue
09-13-2003, 05:16 PM
"When new, incredible feelings are stirred by hormones, the first thought in most people, if they're honest with themselves, is to run away," explains co-headwriter Charles Pratt Jr. "At that age, the last thing you want to do is to give yourself that much to somebody else. (Really? Because that doesn't sound anything at all like the teenagers I know :p)

lol..No kidding :p Teenagers never do stuff like that :rolleyes: :p

I so hate that stupid will they, won't they crap. We all know they won't. :p

Kate05
09-13-2003, 08:24 PM
They so won't. Lindze legally can't do a love scene/"take off" her clothes until she turns 18. Well they can do it if Georgie doesn't take off her clothes but that's not physically possible. :p

Oh I have a perfect world too. Nikolas/Emily, Zander/Gia(they were hot when they had sex that one time), Lucky/Liz, and Carly and Courtney dead. Sonny and Jason can take their hot little selves and become like Alcazar. All dark and smouldering and bad. :drool: :p

Oh thanks for that correction Ileana, it all makes sense now. For some reason my mum thinks Mac and Frisco are the same person. And me not watching for very long believed her. Maybe she was getting the names Frisco and Scorpio mixed up?

Peridotpixie
09-15-2003, 08:02 PM
Why does no one like Courtney? I have nothing but love for Miss Malibu Barbie. And I like her and Jason. I could live without Sonny, though. I'm rather fond of Alcazar.
Jason/Liz. No offense Marly, but...ewwwww.

Murkofan
09-16-2003, 07:08 PM
Pff :p Courtney, eww, Courtney and Jason, eww :p I approve of Alcazar :yeah:

Peridotpixie
09-16-2003, 09:09 PM
Oh, honestly. Can't I be allowed to love Jason/Courtney provided I also enjoy GQ? They're cute! They love each other! Jason is really, really hot! What can I do?

Chesty Larue
09-16-2003, 09:24 PM
Oh, honestly. Can't I be allowed to love Jason/Courtney provided I also enjoy GQ? They're cute! They love each other! Jason is really, really hot! What can I do?

Indeed he is :drool: ;)

Chesty Larue
09-16-2003, 10:02 PM
Did you guys see the Em/Nik/Zander promo? Shocking development!.. :eek: Emily is still a flake! :rolleyes: :p Anyhoo I got to see Zander beat up on Nik so it's all good :p

As other fans mentioned..I can't believe Zander is still giving her a choice! :eek: Walk out on her sorry ass!! :fiery:

Kate05
09-16-2003, 10:43 PM
Yes walk out on her sorry ass so she can run to Nik and make sweet sweet love with him. ;) :p

Chesty Larue
09-16-2003, 11:23 PM
Yes walk out on her sorry ass so she can run to Nik and make sweet sweet love with him. ;) :p

Ileana ->http://web.ecomplanet.com/MARI1680/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/MARI1680CustomImage2103417.gif<- Kate

:p

Kate05
09-17-2003, 12:52 AM
Ileana ->http://web.ecomplanet.com/MARI1680/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/MARI1680CustomImage2103417.gif<- Kate

:p

Bitch. :ras: *shoves Ileana in a dark closet and runs away*

Go Emily and Nikolas! And if not. Go cancer!! :p

Chesty Larue
09-17-2003, 12:57 AM
Bitch. :ras: *shoves Ileana in a dark closet and runs away*

Go Emily and Nikolas! And if not. Go cancer!! :p

Go cancer?! ohhhh harsh! :p

Murkofan
09-17-2003, 12:46 PM
Oh, honestly. Can't I be allowed to love Jason/Courtney provided I also enjoy GQ? They're cute! They love each other! Jason is really, really hot! What can I do?

Hey man, if you can eww my choices I can eww yours :p That being said, I will mildly support Skipper/Jason just for you ;) :p

Emily :rolleyes: She never used to be this annoying :p

Speaking of cancer, anyone else find it odd how she was thisclose to dying and then at home with Zander like a week later? :p

Peridotpixie
09-17-2003, 03:26 PM
Oh, come on Marly. She's Miracle!Emily. That being said, I have a feeling this cancer storyline is far from over. And I liked Emily at first, but now she's driving me crazy.
And thanks for the support. :)

Murkofan
09-17-2003, 08:57 PM
I like Emily too. My liking for her runs back to the days when pre-pubescent Amber Tamblyn and Jonathan Jackson were Emily and Lucky :p That doesn't mean I can't find her behavior irritating atm :p

Case-in-point, today: she's writing about snogging Nikolas in that damned diary of hers. I mean, hello? How did Zander find out she was in love with Nik to begin with? By reading that damned diary! She did, at least, tear out the page and burn it, but still. Not smart. It's not as though she couldn't have just kept her thoughts in her head instead of writing them down to begin with :rolleyes:

How about Nikolas threatening Zander in Kelly's? I loved the way Zander just gave him a cocky nod and brushed past him out the door :lol: And Lydia is starting to annoy me with all her "I'm going to fight for this marriage" crap. What marriage? It's a union of convienence, not a real marriage. Bang Lucky and get it over with :p

A preemptive "pff!" at Dillon for suggesting they not see each other as much in tomorrow's episode.

Murkofan
09-17-2003, 11:06 PM
Ooh, Dillon's mom Tracy (Jane Elliot) is coming back to GH permanently starting in November :D

Kate05
09-17-2003, 11:54 PM
Dillon :rolleyes: The previews disappointed me. We should see each other as much? Go shove it up your ass Dillon. :rolleyes: :p

Yeah I read that Jane Elliot was coming back and my first thought was "who the hell is Jane Elliot?" :lol: Dillon's trash of a mom whee!

Oh and I actually watched the opening credits and realized Dillon/Scott is in there! Is it because Scott's an adult? Because if not than Robyn should be in there since the girl's been on the show practically her whole life. I really don't know how the credits work.

Murkofan
09-18-2003, 12:22 AM
Scott's on the opening credits because he's under contract. Lindze and Robyn aren't under contract (either because they haven't been offered contracts or want to keep their options open--GH is notorious for not allowing contract actors to act outside of the show--or a combination of both) so they're not on the credits.

I don't think age or anything has much to do with it. Back in the day, Amber Tamblyn and Jonathan Jackson were both under contract and in the opening credits. They were sitting together, in fact; JJ with Lucky's dog, Foster, and Amber with Em's puppy (and Foster's son) Raoul. It was cute.

Chesty Larue
09-18-2003, 12:40 AM
It does seem kinda odd that they put Scott under contract and not Lindze :confused:

Peridotpixie
09-18-2003, 12:50 AM
Well, maybe she doesn't want to be under contract. She's only 14, right Marls?

Kate05
09-18-2003, 01:06 AM
Ahh I see. GH is the first soap I've watched that has opening credits so I had no clue how that worked.
How weird that some of their major actors aren't on contract? If an actor's a main character on DOOL their on contract unless their a little kid(who are constantly being replaced I swear there's been 3 Abby's and Will's in the past year :rolleyes: ). Maybe it's just me thinking it's weird.

Chesty Larue
09-18-2003, 08:06 PM
omg LMAO @ GQ :lol:

What the hell was that?! :p Ok let's spend some time apart..2 hours later..I can't stand being away from you lol :p

A little too much spinning for my liking..but other than that the last scene was pretty good. I just find it amusing that they spend a few hours apart and they both turn into complete horn dogs :p

Murkofan
09-18-2003, 08:16 PM
Ahh, true teenage love :p I do have to give a :yeah: to the whole spinning thing, though, because otherwise I was going to be irritated with them for being stupid and angsting :p

Chesty Larue
09-18-2003, 08:18 PM
I also though Georgie asking Dillon if he was ready was funny :p Are you kidding!? lol

Teenage boy Georgie, Teenage boy :p

Murkofan
09-18-2003, 08:24 PM
Now now, he's her first boyfriend, she doesn't know all the tricks of the trade yet :p

I would love to have Maxie notice the guys noticing Georgie and be all :eek: :fiery: :tape: that her geeky little sister has turned into a babe :p

Skye annoyed me today.

Chesty Larue
09-18-2003, 08:28 PM
Skye pretty much always annoys me :p

Damn! Skipper didn't go to jail :p oh well (Sorry Courtney fans..I know there is at least one in here :o). I'm actually confused now as to who actually ran Liz down :confused:

Go Alkazar! I want him and Carly to hook up! :D

Murkofan
09-18-2003, 08:32 PM
I'm more a fan of Conniving!Skye than I am of Kristina's"Mother"!Skye or BitchyAndVindictive!Skye. She was a pain today, pointing fingers at Alexis and yelling her fool head off. And yes, she was right :p but she has no proof, so she should shut her damn mouth :p

But Alexis annoyed me too. I mean come on, Natasha, are you Evil!Alexis willing to be in league with Stefan to get Kristina, or are you the Cool!Alexis of the old days? Make up your mind :p Btw, I think it's hilarious that Cameron got custody of Kristina :p

Nikolas and Emily--either stay away from each other and stop rehashing the Good Ol' Days, or get divorces and screw.

Chesty Larue
09-18-2003, 08:42 PM
Nik and Em :rolleyes: They're so freaking dramatic it's funny :p

'I can't stop wanting you'
'I want you so much'
'No I want you more' :p

How about 'I want to kick both your asses off the Pier and into the freaking water' :p

Peridotpixie
09-18-2003, 11:20 PM
Damn! Skipper didn't go to jail :p oh well (Sorry Courtney fans..I know there is at least one in here :o). I'm actually confused now as to who actually ran Liz down :confused:



Ugh. Well, at least you apologized. It wasn't Courtney. I'm, like, 90% sure. I think it was one of Alcazar's people. After all, he gave her the drugs and goaded her into taking them. He knew she wouldn't remember whether or not she did it.

Kate05
09-19-2003, 06:11 AM
Courtney's hair is starting to annoy me. Maybe because it's been in that same style for what seems like an eternity but is in fact a few days. :rolleyes:

hehe GQ are horny teens. I hate this let's have sex thing. Anyone with a brain and a soap obsession knows they can't because of Lindze. 3 years is way too long! :banghead: We'll get a mighty hot makeout scene with Scott's shirt(and maybe pants) off and a few of Lindze's buttons undone though. ;)

Murkofan
09-19-2003, 01:09 PM
Well, Maxie and Kyle have slept together. They just didn't have a big sex scene because Robyn Richards is only 15 :p But the characters are hos, so :p

Peridotpixie
09-19-2003, 03:56 PM
Marly, how are you feeling about the third party rumor?

Murkofan
09-19-2003, 04:23 PM
As in that rumor of some "Latina" (I hate that phrase) chick that's supposedly a niece of Alcazar that Dillon has to look after?

Eh *wiggles hand back in forth in an indecisive manner* Since GQ just dropped the L-bomb to each other, it SHOULDN'T be a big deal, hopefully just a little jealousy. Maybe some Fiesty!Georgie :p To be honest, though, I wish it was another guy interested in Georgie rather than another chick interested in Dillon. I mean, we've already had the whole Pedophile!Faith and Unsure!Georgie situation. This is just a rehash with a younger Other Woman.

Personally, I think it would interesting if Kyle suddenly realized that Georgie has morphed from Bookworm!Georgie into Babe!Georgie and becomes interested in her as something other than Maxie's geeky younger sister who is fun to be rude to. THAT would cause all sorts of drama.

Murkofan
09-19-2003, 08:17 PM
GQ were amusing today :p

What was with the Dark and Stormy Weather? Just to make it easier to freak out Sonny?

Chesty Larue
09-22-2003, 08:16 PM
lol @ Dillon :p I've got an idea.

I was like don't do it! don't go for the porn! :p Although I must say their faces were hiliarious :lol:

Busted by Mac :o

Chesty Larue
09-22-2003, 08:22 PM
oh and you yell at her Zander! :fiery: She's so dumb..we didn't actually get it on so it's ok :rolleyes: Make her beg! :p

btw there is a spoiler that Em and Zander get closer..is this suppose to happen while they're in the fishing shack?

Also..Fishing shack :confused: Do the cassadines even know what fishing is? :p

Kate05
09-23-2003, 12:10 AM
Fishing shack!? What is with these writers and random wooden structures? Barns, fishing shacks? :lol: :p

:lol: My sister and I put Em and Zander's fight on mute and acted out the scene. It involved a lot of confusion and pleading by "Em"(me) and yelling and calling her a dirty whore by "Zander". Which is basically what happened anyway. :lol:

omg Dillon and Georgie's faces during the porn were priceless. :haha:

Poor Lindze is living out her teenage lovelife on a soap, must be squeaked out of her mind. That girl is going to be experienced out the wazoo when she starts doing hardcore stuff in real life. :lol:

Murkofan
09-23-2003, 08:15 PM
Angry!Zander :drool: He's so hot. I loved the way he really lit into Emily. She acts like it's not cheating if there's no penetration :rolleyes:

I've completely gone off Nik/Em after their recent behavior. Idiotic, faithless people like that don't deserve happiness. On that note, I've also gone off Zem because Emily doesn't deserve Zander. I'm an Em fan--always have been, always will be--but the girl seriously deserves to be stranded on a desert island right now to think about her selfish, self-serving actions and attitude. And Nikolas :rolleyes: He may be a prince, but he has no honor. He deserves to have the crap beaten out of him some more.

:clap2: for Georgie's mature response to Mac's interruption, and :clap2: for him for actually listening to her. I don't condone sleeping around, particularly at her age, but what're you gonna do? :p If I ever become a parent, my children had best be perfect :angel:s like yours truly ;) :p

Alcazar is going to drive Sonny insane :devil:

Chesty Larue
09-23-2003, 08:23 PM
Yay more beats for Nik :bigclap: :p

I'm gonna marry Emily..umm..are you not aware she already has a husband you big clown :p He's so sure she'll just drop Zander for him :rolleyes: Just for that cocky attitude alone I want him to end up by himself :p

Ack! Zander by the fireplace..how tragic was that :sad: At least Emily appeared to be pretty broken up about what she did..still she needs to be more hurt imo :devil: :p

Georgie was adorable today :angel: Dillon was very cute as well :D Georgie was like we could try again lol..Third times a charm ;)

Murkofan
09-26-2003, 07:05 PM
Lmfao @ GQ's first scene :haha:

Kate05
09-27-2003, 04:03 AM
It's gettin' hot in herre so take off all your clothes! hee! :haha:

Murkofan
09-29-2003, 08:10 PM
Okay, just exactly how stupid IS Emily?? Even if Zander wasn't up in the room with a BABY MONITOR, he could just as easily stop on his way down the stairs and overhear what she's saying to Skye. What an idiot.

Stefan did a really great job of garotting Alcazar :rolleyes: Admittedly, I've never done it, but it cannot be that hard to slit someone jugular with a garotting wire :rolleyes: And I love that the professional KILLERS and CRIMINALS on this show just blithely ASSUME they've done the job instead of sticking around 5 or 10 minutes to make SURE their victim is really DEAD.

Grr.

Also, Dillon is stupid. Fucking stand AWAY from Faith, not right in bloody FRONT of her. I hope Georgie goes psycho on Faith's ass and doesn't just act like a wimpy, hurt little girl.

Chesty Larue
09-30-2003, 03:43 AM
Lmfao @ GQ's first scene :haha:

k you're gonna have to tell me what happened now cause I totally forgot to tape GH before I left for work :(

Peridotpixie
09-30-2003, 01:54 PM
Okay, just exactly how stupid IS Emily?? Even if Zander wasn't up in the room with a BABY MONITOR, he could just as easily stop on his way down the stairs and overhear what she's saying to Skye. What an idiot.

Stefan did a really great job of garotting Alcazar :rolleyes: Admittedly, I've never done it, but it cannot be that hard to slit someone jugular with a garotting wire :rolleyes: And I love that the professional KILLERS and CRIMINALS on this show just blithely ASSUME they've done the job instead of sticking around 5 or 10 minutes to make SURE their victim is really DEAD.


Well, I think maybe had had no pulse? Because Jason checked it, I think? But Stefan...yeah, he's just stupid. I loved the ninja get-up, though. I was rolling on the floor laughing.
Enough with Dillon and Faith.
And when they showed Zander listening on the baby monitor, I paused the tape and let out a howl that lasted at least 30 seconds. ENOUGH! I can't TAKE it anymore! I've already lost all respect for Emily; don't make me hate the other two also!

Murkofan
09-30-2003, 06:19 PM
Did he check the pulse? I didn't see that; it makes me feel slightly better. It was still a horrible garotting job, though, and it if were me, I'd put a bullet through his forehead just to make sure :p

Emily :rolleyes: I watched Joan of Arcadia last week, and was struck by how much I missed Amber Tamblyn. She really is a good actress. If she were still Emily, I don't think I'd be nearly so irritated, because Amber could bring out more of Em's irrational need to protect Zander and then all her guilt and confusion and longing for Nikolas. Natalia Livingston just can't get the same nuances from the character. And her lip gloss is too shiny :p

Chesty Larue
10-01-2003, 04:40 AM
omg I actually liked Skye today :eek: Mainly cause she was pushing my cause ;) :p

I loved how she told Em about the passion with Jax and what she has that is safe with Ned :) Em obviously assumed the passion with Jax was better than safe and real with Ned, to which Skye replied..passion like that will either burn you up or burn you out..You tell her Skye! :yeah:

Welcome to the real world Em :p God forbid a woman on this show actually live a real life :eek: :p

The last scene with Zem was cute too :angel: Em sitting behind Zander with her arms around him :angel: However her character is so freaking off the wall lately I don't know if it means anything at all..she changes her mind at the drop of a hat :p

Murkofan
10-01-2003, 02:08 PM
A GQ recap for Ileana :p This was hilarious, but unfortunately just reading it won't be as funny. The music was really what made it :p

9.26.03

[Dillon is sitting in an office at E.L.Q and hears a knock at the door.]

Dillon: Come in.

[Georgie is standing there dressed like a business woman and wearing glasses.]

Georgie: Congratulations, Mr. Youngest Vice President in the history of E.L.Q.

Dillon: News travels fast around here, doesn't it?

Georgie: I'm so proud of you.

Dillon: Do you know what this means?

Georgie: Stock options, more health benefits, a better retirement package.

[Dillon kisses her.]

Dillon: It means privacy. No one bothering us, no one pounding on this door -- especially, the power and freedom to do things like that.

Georgie: Mr. Quartermaine.

Dillon: How would you like to be my own very personal assistant?

Georgie: Do i need any special training?

Dillon: I like your qualifications just fine, sweetheart.

[Nelly's "Hot in Herre" plays]

Georgie: Dillon! Dillon! Dillon!

[AJ walks in.]

A.J.: Dillon! What the hell you doing in my chair?

[Dillon wakes up. He was actually just day dreaming.]

*

[Georgie is sitting down at Kelly's. Maxie walks in.]

Maxie: Ok, admit it, you've been avoiding me. I've barely seen you since your big night.

Georgie: Actually, I'm waiting for Dillon. Now isn't a great time.

Maxie: You have plenty of time. So, how was it?

Georgie: Fine.

Maxie: Fine? You sleep with a guy for the first time, and it's just fine? I don't think so.

Georgie: The night didn't turn out like I expected it to.

Maxie: I told you, Georgie. You were expecting way too much. That's why you should have waited.

Georgie: Maybe you're right.

Maxie: It was that bad?

Georgie: No, it was -- it was fine until the smoke alarms went off and the fire department came in and the hotel manager -- Dillon had to convince them that he was wearing my clothes. And then we watched a porno flick, and mac barged in.

Maxie: What?

Georgie: I'm still a virgin.

Maxie: Mac talked you into waiting, didn't he?

Georgie: No. It was my choice. But what's so bad about being a virgin? Dillon and i really love each other, and we've decided to wait.

Maxie: Are you sure that's what dillon wants?

*

[AJ and Dillon at E.L.Q.]

Dillon: I was just thinking about perspective, that's all.

A.J.: At my desk?

Dillon: Yeah. You know, I mean, just wondering what it was like to see the world from this perspective.

A.J.: Maybe ned puts up with your babbling. I don't have the patience right now. What i want you to do is keep an eye on this fax. I am expecting a very important document from london. I need it by closing tonight.

Dillon: Wait a minute. No, no, no, no. Why can't you just get the overnight fax guy to get it?

A.J.: You want this job or not?

Dillon: Yeah, I'll do it. Ok.

A.J.: The minute that this fax rings, you call my cell.

Dillon: I understand.

A.J.: Unless, of course, it is too much of a hassle for you, this job and all, and you'd rather go back to wearing nice orange little vest, picking up garbage out on route 5.

Skye: Hey. Come on. Take it easy on him.

A.J.: You can go now.

[Dillon leaves.]

Skye: Hey, you know what? Don't mind him. He kind of gets like this.

A.J.: Don't make excuses for me. Go.

Skye: A.J., He's your cousin.

A.J.: He's Ned's brother, Tracy's son -- doesn't exactly inspire trust.

Skye: You're not going to win him over by insulting him.

A.J.: I'm busy. What do you want, Skye?

[AJ and Skye begin discussing something else.]

Murkofan
10-01-2003, 02:10 PM
[Dillon sitting in an office at E.L.Q. There's a knock on the door]

Dillon: Come in.

Georgie: Hey.

[Dillon has a flashback from his dream of Georgie dressed like a business woman.]

Georgie: You're vice president already? Congratulations.

Dillon: Uh -- hi.

Georgie: We had a date, remember?

Dillon: Yeah. It would be nice if you charged your cell phone once in a while.

Georgie: Sorry.

Dillon: That's ok. A.J. -- A.J.'s making me wait for this stupid fax to come in. He's exercising his corporate prerogative and putting me on probation.

Georgie: Why?

Dillon: Because he caught me thinking -- about you.

Georgie: Me, too. Only, about you. I rammed the med cart right into your uncle Alan.

Dillon: Oh, man. So now he thinks you're, like, an addict.

Georgie: Actually, I said "excuse me" and ran.

Dillon: Good call.

Georgie: Yeah. Where can I put this stuff down? I don't want to mess anything up.

Dillon: Um -- you know what? Why don't you -- why don't you just set it down right here.

[Dillon shoves everything on the desk onto the floor.]

Georgie: Won't you get into more trouble for that?

Dillon: No, I won't. But I'll get in trouble for this.

[ "Hot in Herre" plays. Dillon picks up Georgie and puts her on the desk. They begin to make out.]

*

[Georgie and Dillon still making out on the desk.]

Georgie: I thought we agreed to wait.

Dillon: We waited.

Georgie: No, wait as in hold off, you know?

Dillon: It's not such a great idea, anyway, I don't think. I mean -- right?

Georgie: Our first time cannot be on top of a desk.

Dillon: Would you prefer the floor?

Georgie: We can't do it here.

Dillon: Why not?

Georgie: Well, with our luck, the desk would collapse or we'd end up covered in pizza.

[Fax beeps]

Dillon: Hey, sex and food -- that's every guy's fantasy. What?

Georgie: What's the rush? I mean, if we really love each other --

Dillon: I do love you. But what do we mean when we say wait?

Georgie: You're absolutely right. We need official documentation, a way to seal the deal.

*

[Dillon is sitting at a laptop typing what Georgie tells him too.]

Georgie: "Georgie Jones and Dillon Quartermaine do hereby"

Dillon: "Hereby"?

Georgie: Needs to sound official. "Do hereby agree to abstain from having sex." Sounds terrible.

Dillon: Why are we doing this, again?

Georgie: Because we want our first time to be special, not just rolling around on a desk.

Dillon: People in movies do it on desks all the time.

Georgie: They do?

Dillon: Ever since black-and-white.

Georgie: You know, it would be kind of fun.

Dillon: Totally cinematic.

Georgie: Definitely. Ok. Type this.

Dillon: Yep.

Georgie: "Do hereby agree to do it on a desk, not for their first time but at a later date in the future."

Dillon: Hmm. I'm into that.

Georgie: Or -- or "do hereby agree to abstain from sharing ourselves"? There we go.

Dillon: Hmm, sounds more legal. Ok. For how long?

Georgie: Six months.

Dillon: How about six days?

Georgie: Six minutes. I did not just say six minutes.

Dillon: Two months.

Georgie: Six weeks.

Dillon: Six weeks.

Georgie: Perfect. Hit print. This is perfect.

Dillon: Yeah, but we do have to keep this just between us.

Georgie: Yeah, don't save that. Ok? Sign here.

Dillon: Gone. You got a pen?

Georgie: Try the floor.

Dillon: There we go. You first, hotshot.

Georgie: Ok. Now you.

Dillon: Mm-hmm.

Dillon: Feel any different?

Georgie: No. Not at all. Maybe we should shake on it.

[They shake hands and exchange passionate glances. "Hot in Herre" plays. Then they begin to make out on the desk again, until AJ walks in on them.]

Murkofan
10-01-2003, 02:12 PM
[AJ picks up the slice of pizza Dillon was eating. Georgie and Dillon are holding hands in the office.]

A.J.: Nice. Very nice.

Dillon: I'll clean it up.

A.J.: I guess you didn't get the memo about eating at your desk.

Georgie: That would be my fault. You see --

A.J.: Did my fax come in?

Dillon: Oh, your fax.

A.J.: Yeah, you know, this fax? The one I told you to keep an eye on? You were supposed to call me as soon as it came in. Does any of this ring a bell?

Dillon: I messed up, ok?

A.J.: You know what? It's too late to make this deal now.

Dillon: I'm really sorry.

A.J.: Do you have any idea what you just cost E.L.Q.?

Dillon: Maybe -- maybe i can email them back and tell them that the fax machine broke down --

A.J.: Georgie, does Mac know you're here, making out with Dillon in some office building? I guess that kind of makes you like takeout, doesn't it?

[Dillon punches AJ.]

AJ.: That's for free. Now get out. You're fired.

Chesty Larue
10-01-2003, 02:27 PM
Thanks Marly :yeah:

Murkofan
10-03-2003, 03:11 AM
I deleted the screencaps because it occurred to me I was probably eating up the site's bandwidth :p

Murkofan
10-06-2003, 02:29 PM
The Trial of Stefan is ridiculous and stupid, but somewhat entertaining nonetheless.

This was posted in the GH thread on the TWoP forums:

Pink? The sky in my world is lavendar, it rains donuts, Liz and Real!Lucky are married with a couple of little Spencers who are baby-sat by Real!Lucky's spitfire little sister Lulu Spencer, Jerry Jax is still in town, he dumped Bobbie for Alexis,and his brother has settled down and married V. Oh yeah and Sonny was killed in a hail of gunfire but no one cared.

This is my perfect GH scenario :worship:

Murkofan
10-06-2003, 06:20 PM
Spoilers for this week, including my comments :p

Monday, OCTOBER 6
Jason becomes suspicious when he discovers Lily's footprints in the cemetery
Luke turns Stefan over to Mac
A fire breaks out at Wyndermere
Jax and Sam are stranded on an island (Cliche! My first Soap Opera memory is of some couple on DOOL being stranded on an island. They tried to have sex in a tent, but the zipper on the guy's pants stuck :p)

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 7
Jason says Lily's ghost is not real, angering Sonny (Yes! Anger Sonny! Perhaps he'll have an aneurysm and die!)
Marcella feels guilty about torturing Sonny :rolleyes:
Two surfers menace Sam :rolleyes:
Stefan is hospitalized

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 8
Sonny fears something is going to happen to Carly and forces her to come home with him :rolleyes:
Emily is taken aback when she learns Zander and Elizabeth once slept together :haha:
Stefan escapes from the hospital


THURSDAY, OCTOBER 9
Jason asks Courtney to marry him
Lucky arrests Luke
Stefan is determined to sire a child with Lydia and he ties her up (searches for vomit smilie. And remind me again WHY there has to be a Cassadine heir now? Since, you know, Jason either has or is going to give Nikolas the fucking money!)
Georgie seeks Dillon's forgiveness (Hopefully because she knocked the shit out of him--off camera--for letting Faith kiss him AGAIN :devil: )

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 10
Jason proposes to Courtney, and wants to marry her tonight.
Sonny's dining alone in the PC hotel when Alcazar arrives, he's just surprised it took Carly this long to throw Sonny out.
Carly finds herself face on with Alcazar who is concerned for her.
Carly cuts her conversation off, and answers her phone, she reacts with an " Oh my God..."
Courtney, in a simple white dress, takes in the beautiful, candle-lit scene Jason's set up.
Jason has SURPRISE: Carly & Sonny enter. Moved Courtney embraces them ,can't believe they flew all this way for her.
BORING!!!

http://www.soaptownusa.com/gh/images/10-6-3A.jpg

I can't help it. I'm a total sucker for Lucky/Lydia, even though the acting is not exactly top-notch :p

First, there was ninja!Stefan. Now, there is....






http://www.soaptownusa.com/gh/images/10-6-4A.jpg

phantom!Stefan! :haha:

Chesty Larue
10-06-2003, 06:32 PM
What on earth happens to Stefan?! :eek:

Nothing sounds terribly interesting :( We want Carly and Alkazar!! :p

Murkofan
10-06-2003, 07:22 PM
It's been a loooooong time since anything on this show has been terribly interesting :p And yet I still watch it religiously every weekday. Go figure :p

Rebecca Herbst is pregnant again in real life, and I think she and Zander are sleeping together so he'll knock her up and the pregnancy can be written into the show. Although, hello, Liz, did you learn nothing after your first surprise pregnancy? Birth control, dear, birth control! And your Grams is a nurse. Honestly.

Murkofan
10-06-2003, 07:51 PM
What on earth happens to Stefan?! :eek:


His face catches on fire! :eek: :tape:

Murkofan
10-07-2003, 08:06 PM
Dillon was an asshat today. He gets all pissed at Georgie for spilling the beans about taking money from Alcazar and goes all, "I'm grounded for life!" on her ass. Um, hello? Remember when Georgie was grounded and forced into becoming a candy striper at the hospital because of her friendship with you? Remember how she ran away with you, twice, and stood up to her dad about you? What the fuck ever, Dillon. Get over yourself.

I couldn't care less about the Journey wedding on Friday :p The whole Dead Man's Hand storyline with Jax and Sam is one of the most retarded GH has ever come up with, and that's saying a lot. Also, Jax is freakishly tall. He's, like, an entire foot taller than Sam. They look weird together.

:rolleyes: @ Sonny, though I do enjoy him being tortured :devil:

:eek: @ Bobbie and Carly being in a scene together. And :eek: for TPTB remembering to have Lucky show up at Luke's. And more :rolleyes: @ Emily. She needs to get the fuck over herself too. Self-righteous little hypocrite. Ugh.

Chesty Larue
10-07-2003, 08:18 PM
Well Jax was like a foot taller than Brenda as well :p He's about 6'3 I think and Brenda was like 5'3 lol

Yeah Dillon was kinda annoying today :p

Chesty Larue
10-07-2003, 09:48 PM
Emily was too funny..you're right big time hypocrite :rolleyes: What else happened while I was gone? Well...I banged your best friend :p

Kate05
10-07-2003, 11:46 PM
Emily shut up, Georgie shut up, Carly shut up and have your malfunctioning child for Christ's sakes!

Ahhh the rigidness that is Jason and Courtney. I'll watch the wedding just to see if Steve shows any real affection in his acting toward Alicia. He's either just a bad actor or he despises Alicia. Because I don't see her as the problem.

Also Ingo/Jax bugs me. I don't know if Jax is Australian or what but Ingo needs to cover up that accent all the time. You can't let little words slip out all Australian. :rolleyes:

The only people I could actually stand on today's show were Luke and Alcazar. They should become a duo and torture Sonny together. That'd be fun to watch.

Murkofan
10-08-2003, 07:08 PM
All right, I'm only 5 minutes into GH, and I'm already annoyed at Emily. Zander's cell phone rings whilst Carly is unwrapping a present, and when he excuses himself to answer it, she gives him the Look of Death. Then she gets all nosy and bitchy and wants to know who it is and why he has to leave. Back off, bitch!

Murkofan
10-08-2003, 07:16 PM
:clap2: for Lucky giving Emily a hearty helping of Reality in Luke's.

Murkofan
10-08-2003, 07:25 PM
:haha: @ phantom!Stefan. Lydia is completely hapless :p

Murkofan
10-08-2003, 07:47 PM
"I wouldn't have slept with you even when you had a face." Harsh :p

Chesty Larue
10-08-2003, 07:54 PM
"I wouldn't have slept with you even when you had a face." Harsh :p

Yeah that is pretty hard core :p

Apparently Emily was under the impression Zander went to a convent while she was gone :p

Murkofan
10-08-2003, 08:04 PM
Apparently Emily was under the impression that all unrelated men in Port Charles belong to her and can be held accountable for their actions while she gets the excuse of Cancer, Meningitis, There Wasn't Penetration, That's Different, etc :p

Murkofan
10-10-2003, 08:21 PM
:rolleyes: @ Nikolas telling Monica that he, Emily, and Zander have "all made mistakes." What mistake, exactly, has Zander made? Besides being in love with Emily, that is.

Nikolas and Emily are just ridiculous and I can't even put my dislike of them into words. And that's depressing, because I used to adore both characters.

Tsk tsk Lydia, such a liar :p

Could not care less about the Borg/Skipper wedding.

Ned seems to have caught the "I'm-a-dick" virus Dillon had yesterday.

Chesty Larue
10-10-2003, 08:23 PM
:rolleyes: @ Nikolas telling Monica that he, Emily, and Zander have "all made mistakes." What mistake, exactly, has Zander made? Besides being in love with Emily, that is.

Nikolas and Emily are just ridiculous and I can't even put my dislike of them into words. And that's depressing, but I used to adore both characters.

Tsk tsk Lydia, such a liar :p

Could not care less about the Borg/Skipper wedding.

Ned seems to have caught the "I'm-a-dick" virus Dillon had yesterday.

Down with Em and Nik!! :p They both piss me off as well! :rolleyes:

Murkofan
10-10-2003, 08:27 PM
Down with Em and Nik, indeed! Run far, far away Lydia and (espcially) Zander! You both deserve more than those two hypocritical idiots could ever give you!

A couple of years ago, I would have HATED having ZEm end because I loved them, but with this horrible storyline and horrible new Emily, they don't belong together at all. Kind of like L&L2 with JJ as Lucky; they were perfect then, but now...so aren't.

Chesty Larue
10-10-2003, 08:39 PM
Poor Zem..blown apart by the writers :sad:

Somehow I don't think this is it though..I don't think Nik and Em will hook up.

Murkofan
10-10-2003, 08:44 PM
According to spoilers, at some point Nikolas and Zander meet to lay out "rules" for trying to win Emily :rolleyes:

Chesty Larue
10-10-2003, 08:57 PM
According to spoilers, at some point Nikolas and Zander meet to lay out "rules" for trying to win Emily :rolleyes:

Kinda like.. I get her Monday, Wednesday, Friday and you can have her Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday and we flip for Sunday :p

Murkofan
10-10-2003, 08:59 PM
More like, Zander, wtf do you even still want her? :p

Chesty Larue
10-10-2003, 09:07 PM
Well for that matter what the hell does Nik want her for?! She's just spent the past few months yanking his chain :(

Murkofan
10-10-2003, 09:14 PM
I guess the answer for both men can be summed up in one word: STUPIDITY. Rampant stupidity, actually.

*sigh* I miss Amber Tamblyn and the real!Emily.

Peridotpixie
10-10-2003, 09:26 PM
Anymore of the Z/N/Em triangle and my head just might explode. But I found myself cheering for about five minutes when Zander said he deserved better. THANK YOU!!
I'm happy about the Jason/Courtney wedding. :p
The magic cards are insanly stupid, but according to my poker lovin' friend, the legend is true.

Chesty Larue
10-10-2003, 09:42 PM
oh speaking of the cards storyline..did anyone else find Skye a little pathetic :o She was throwing herself at Jax and he was just like..ok I gotta go now :p

Kate05
10-11-2003, 11:53 PM
Hell yeah Zander lay it down to Emily. He is so much better than her in fact so is Nicholas. So that just leaves the fact that Emily needs to succumb to the cancer.

Murkofan
10-19-2003, 10:40 PM
Dillweed in da hizzous! :p Sorry, I couldn't resist :p

Anyway, my big news is, as of yesterday, Lindze Letherman is on contract with GH! :D :aparty:

Woo! :banana:

Chesty Larue
10-20-2003, 03:53 PM
Dillweed in da hizzous! :p Sorry, I couldn't resist :p

Anyway, my big news is, as of yesterday, Lindze Letherman is on contract with GH! :D :aparty:

Woo! :banana:

Yay :D Now we get to see her face in the intro ;) Next to Dillon hopefully :p

Murkofan
10-21-2003, 03:07 AM
Probably next to Mac's :p Her hair should be better than his mullet :p

Big ups to Bobbie And Her Boobs for telling off Sonny :yeah: I think Luke and Skye are hilarious. I HATE this whole Pygmalion (sp?) thing that's happening with Jax and Sam. For one thing, it's stupid, like the rest of the Dead Man's Hand SL :rolleyes: and for another thing...anybody remember a few years ago? Jax, V, a countess? Way better than this crap.

And speaking of things that have already been done, pregnant!Carly has fallen down stairs before! Think of another way to hurt her!

Murkofan
10-21-2003, 03:31 AM
Stolen from a TWoP post:

Just popping in to say that the script for Carly's giving birth -- heisted by the Evil Ones at NOL, and then posted by their defectors at the Datalounge -- is absolutely hysterically awful, sick, violent, and disgusting. A huge TargetGH moment. Sonny shoots Alcazar, Alcazar staggers out bleeding to death, Carly makes no complaints and is all 'oh, the baby, the baby.' She delivers, S&C snuggle romantically as Alcazar is dying outside, and then -- oops! Shot Carly in the skull when I shot at Alcazar! Amnesia time! But ooh, the baby!

How UTTERLY RIDICULOUS is that? Sure, it has the potential to be funny--not the intended effect, but the one it will produce--but seriously! How can you not notice being shot in the the head??? Ugh.

Chesty Larue
10-21-2003, 03:35 AM
How UTTERLY RIDICULOUS is that? Sure, it has the potential to be funny--not the intended effect, but the one it will produce--but seriously! How can you not notice being shot in the the head??? Ugh.

Adrenaline? Lack of a brain? :p

oh but I like this amnesia-Carly idea :D There is no way she's stupid enough to fall in love with Sonny a second time! ;) ..or is she :scratch: :confused: :p

Murkofan
10-21-2003, 03:40 AM
Yeah, I'm going with lack of a brain :p As one TWoP poster said, "this just proves that she is too stupid to die." :p

Not that I dislike her so much I think she should die, mind you. That should be Sonny. No, I just don't think Carlybabes should have been privy to every single Soap Opera Pregnancy Cliche in one pregnancy. Kidnapping, runaway car, a (second) tumble down the stairs, a bullet to the brain...and let's not forget, electrocution!

Anyway :p I'm going to bed before the rampant stupidity of TPTB gets me so riled up I can't sleep :p

Murkofan
10-21-2003, 06:56 PM
A pre-today's-GH post :p

I'm watching Soapdish (hysterical) right now, so I won't see GH until it airs on West. But the movie has got me thinking--how about we do a GH Confrontation? :p Or, as the real GH is a Confrontation in and of itself, an Herb (Ileana, you and Jilli need herb nicknames too :p) Version of the Show? :p

Murkofan
10-21-2003, 08:12 PM
Another TWoP post that made me chuckle:

Crap on a cracker, dudes, but its gotten to the point that when Carly took her latest tumble, I expected her to yell, "D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!" all the way down. She's HomerCarly!

Why can't a serial killer drop by GH, I ask you? They've got 'em on so many other shows right now. Only this one can kill the WRITERS with bricks to the head.

If I were a serial killer on the show, and I oft fantasize that I am, here's who I would Brick:

Sonny
Emily
Rae Cummings (when she next drops by to be pointless)
Hydia
Jason (but not to kill him, only to bring by enough of his memory to turn him into a hybrid Jason Morgan-Quartermaine...smart, sexy, a little dangerous, but no longer in lurve with Sonny)
Carly (but I'll spare her if she and Lorenzo run off together)
Cameron (sorry, I know he's a good actor, but the character must die. Painfully)
Luke (if he doesn't stop behaving like a parody of himself)
Sonny. (Again. Because it's hard to break through all that hair gel)

I got a kick out of the remark about Rae Cummings because it's so true :p

Murkofan
10-22-2003, 08:20 PM
Is it wrong to have a crush on Alcazar? :p

Sonny :rolleyes: Jason ordering around Faith and the guy she was talking to :rolleyes:

The fall down the stairs and the car wreck are signs that Carly and Skipper should not. be. let. out. EVER. Which is just how Sonny-the-Misogynist would like it, I'm sure :rolleyes:

Nikolas and Emily :rolleyes: Gia, why are you encouraging Zander to go back to her?? A big fat :eek: for Taggert and their mother getting a mention on the show.

GQ were hilarious today. "Well of course he's gay, but I don't care, and neither does my baby!" :lol:

Awww, Lucky and Lydia. Is it wrong to really like them as a couple? :p I was impressed with J. Robin Miller's imitation of Lydia's mother, even though I find it odd that the mother has a European accent but the daughter doesn't :p

Chesty Larue
10-22-2003, 08:37 PM
Is it wrong to have a crush on Alcazar? :p

Sonny :rolleyes: Jason ordering around Faith and the guy she was talking to :rolleyes:

The fall down the stairs and the car wreck are signs that Carly and Skipper should not. be. let. out. EVER. Which is just how Sonny-the-Misogynist would like it, I'm sure :rolleyes:

Nikolas and Emily :rolleyes: Gia, why are you encouraging Zander to go back to her?? A big fat :eek: for Taggert and their mother getting a mention on the show.

GQ were hilarious today. "Well of course he's gay, but I don't care, and neither does my baby!" :lol:

Awww, Lucky and Lydia. Is it wrong to really like them as a couple? :p I was impressed with J. Robin Miller's imitation of Lydia's mother, even though I find it odd that the mother has a European accent but the daughter doesn't :p

Nah Alkie's pretty hot ;) I'm really fond of his hair though :unsure:

Skipper apparently just can't even drive anymore..in a span of a couple of weeks she plows over Liz and then flips her car :rolleyes: :p

I'm confused as to what Emily was getting at..did she say she didn't want to choose :confused: Well then who the hell chooses!? :p Flip a coin I say ;)

GQ's preview was interesting..Georgie stopping all of a sudden..I wonder why :confused:

Sorry I'm not biting on Lydia/Lucky..I don't find them appealing :p

Chesty Larue
10-23-2003, 04:23 AM
I just gotta relate this..I was flipping thru the channels this afternoon and saw like maybe 10 minutes of this movie called 'Prom Night III: The Last Kiss'..it's a cheesy, low budget horror movie :o I'm sure you y'all get the picture..anyway the lead actress looked really familiar and then it hit me..omg it's Faith! :eek: :lol: The movie is from 1990 so it's Faith..13 years ago..with bad frizzy 80's hair :o :p The credits had her listed as Cyndy Preston she now goes by Cynthia Preston ;) It's funny cause moment I realized it was her was when she gave this evil/angry look..exactly like the one she displaces on GH regularly :p

hey just found out she's a Canuck too :p

Chesty Larue
10-23-2003, 04:53 AM
Aww I just went to Cynthia Preston's site..she seems so nice! She responds to her fans questions.. that's so sweet :angel: Makes me wish she had a better storyline on GH :awww: :(

I also watched a fan complied video clip..boy did I miss alot lol..I didn't know Faith ran down Courtney :scratch: :confused: she has the best line after as she's driving away though.."Hop Hop little Bunny" :D :lol: :bigclap: (That's right up there with Courtney Cottontail and the kiss of death :D)

Also shows her getting her ass pushed, choked and basically bullied by every male on the show :rolleyes: Would it be so bad if they gave her an actual relationship?! Someone who might *gasp* respect her and like her back :p

Murkofan
10-23-2003, 05:21 PM
Lmao @ "Cyndy" Preston in Prom Night III :p

Yeah, Cynthia Preston does seem really nice. Faith gets the best lines, but I agree, she really needs a guy of her own. Sonny and Jason are criminals but THEY have people. Oh wait, never mind, they are the Gods of the Show :rolleyes:

Anyway. Liking Faith and Lydia are my guilty pleasures of the show :p

Murkofan
10-23-2003, 05:31 PM
I'm so sorry Ileana:

The boiling point
Zander gets burned as flames of passion engulf Nikolas and Emily
Although GH’s Emily told suitor Nikolas that she needed time to decide whether she wanted to talk their relationship to the next level, this week she makes up her mind and fast! Not only does she declare her undying love for him, but she also proves it by making love with him!

Emily’s Third Beau?!
As the week begins, both Zander and Nik extend invitations to Emily, hoping to be her escort to the Halloween ball. She declines both offers, saying she already has a date. While her 2 loves naturally assume that the other is the lucky man, it turn out to be Lucky is the lucky man! “Arriving with Lucky is very smart on her part,” explains NL. “He’s the neutral (choice)”.
Decked out in her fairy tale princess costume, Emily spots Zander and Nik, and ends up dancing with both of them - Zander first. Alas, the upbeat tempo of the music keeps them from getting too cozy, and when the number is over, they go their separate ways. Then, just as she’s about to leave, Nik approaches .

Emily and Nikolas make love
When Nikolas asks for a turn dancing with Emily, the chemisty, the chemistry between them is impossible to hide. By the time they move to the balcony, she can no longer hold back her feelings. She tells him how much she loves him, then, overwhelmed, runs off. Naturally, he follows.
When Nik finds Emily at the cottage, the sparks between them start to fly, and they make love. However…
“Love isn’t the question,” says TC, “It’s more about commitment. He’s still a little guarded until he’s 100% sure that she’s sure. She’s said it before and it hasn’t been followed thru completely.”

Zander takes a beating!
Afterward, Nik gets into a brawl with Zander, who is understandably outraged by this turn of events. No matter the bruising he gets, though, Nik is thrilled. “Emily’s usual pattern is to immediately go to Zander’s rescue or to at least defend him on some level, “ explains TC. “But this time, she lets him go. And she’s never done that before.
“That, in Nikolas’ mind, solidifies that this is the woman he’s now going to be with for the rest of his life,” he continues. “Once she tells him that it doesn’t matter that Zander’s upset or bitter, Nikolas realizes that first love is different than a life love. That’s pretty important.”

Stupid NEm :rolleyes:

This kind of cheers me up:

Nov 3. Liz is in Zander's bedroom

:yeah:

Murkofan
10-23-2003, 05:50 PM
Two more funny posts from TWoP. I know, I know :p

So....is Lydia supposed to be of Russian descent? If so, why does she pronounce her Russian last name so un-Russian-like? And why did she use a British accent to imitate her mother?

The response:
I think she must be from that part of Europe where everyone looks, talks and acts like Americans. The Cassadines are from there too. I think it's called EuroDisney.

:lol:

What I've always wondered about is why her last name is Karenin. If she's Russian, and Karenin is definitely a Russian name, shouldn't she be Lydia Karenina?

Stupid writers.

Chesty Larue
10-24-2003, 08:01 PM
omg how retarded is Sonny! :lol: Let's see..Alkazar is kneeling directly in front of my wife..well let's shoot him then and hope I don't hit Carly :rolleyes:

Does this mean Carly is going to have amnesia now? :D Run as fast as you can to Alkazar! :bolt:

Chesty Larue
10-24-2003, 09:47 PM
Some spoilers for next week from Soapzone:

-Sonny delivers his son and names him Morgan.
-Sonny admits to Jason that he was the one who shot Carly in the head.
-Carly is rushed to General Hospital. Sonny doesn't want to agree to surgery to remove the bullet from her brain, but does when it is made clear to him that Carly will die without it. Carly survives the surgery, but is in a coma. Doctors say she may have brain damage.

(Bravo Sonny you might have permantly impaired your wife :bigclap: :rolleyes: :p)

-Sonny holds baby Morgan and breaks down.

(zzzzzzz :yawn: )

-While in her coma, Carly dreams that she ends up with Alcazar.

(:D :D :D I'm loving this one!! Carly fights way too hard against Alkie..constantly telling him how much she loves Sonny :rolleyes: Who you trying to convince Carly :p)

-Marcella finds Alcazar, who has also been shot by Sonny. Marcella tells Alcazar he must give up on loving Carly.

(What on earth is this woman trying to do? :confused: Why is she fighting so hard for S&C, whom she doesn't even know? :scratch: Anyway word is she's staying on the show)


-Courtney realizes what being married to Jason means after he is involved in yet another shooting incident.

( :rolleyes: There are no words for how pathetic she is *shakes head* Run her down again Faith! :D Please!)

Murkofan
10-24-2003, 10:10 PM
Wtf, is no one besides the Drab4 on the show next week? :rolleyes: God, I hate them, even Jason, whom I used to just love. It's so sad.

Sonny :rolleyes: Die, you idiot

While in her coma, Carly dreams that she ends up with Alcazar.

And maybe, in her dream, he'll kiss her and bring her back from the brink of death :D :p

I have no great amount of love for Carly, but she needs to get away from Sonny. Run to Lorrrrenzo, Carlybabes, RUN!

Courtney :rolleyes: Either forget your morals and stay married to Jason, or remember them and divorce him. Make up your mind already!

Funniest line of the show :
Liz(to Skipper): So I hear you were in another car accident.

:lol: Word to that, sister!

:rolleyes: @ Marcella. Go away! Why are you still here??

:yeah: for Georgie coming to her senses. I like the idea of she and Dillon being "partners in crime."

Murkofan
10-24-2003, 10:16 PM
While in a coma, Carly dreams that she is with Alcazar, and that Sonny and Lily are still married.

Pics here (http://groups.msn.com/GeneralHospitalHappeningsTwo/yourwebpage12.msnw)

Chesty Larue
10-24-2003, 10:20 PM
It's not just the fab four..I left out a couple of spoilers..but if you look at the next couple of weeks it's nothing but carnage, destruction and hate from basically every story line..kinda sick :(

Murkofan
10-24-2003, 10:25 PM
The rumor I've heard is that at the Halloween party (apparently everybody in Port Upchuck shows up :p) Faith kills somebody.

Chesty Larue
10-24-2003, 10:29 PM
Wouldn't be surprised :p

In fact in the next couple of weeks it seems Faith turns into the boss :eek: where she suddenly managed to get all this power I have no clue :confused:

Murkofan
10-24-2003, 10:34 PM
While Sonny was going crazy and Alcazar was busy making him crazy :p

I'd actually rather have Faith be the resident Mobster in PC. Sonny could leave the show :p and Lorrrrrrrenzo could get out of the Mob and be a history professor at PCU :hearts: :p

I'm curious as to who Faith kills, but I refuse to look at spoilers for that. Also...what the hell happened to "love in the afternoon"? On GH, it's just carnage and stupidity CarlyAndCourtney.

Murkofan
10-28-2003, 01:03 AM
I can't even begin to describe the stupidness of today's episode :p

Sonny :rolleyes: Sonny seeming to blame Alcazar for Carly getting shot :rolleyes: No one of the regular PC'ers--Emily, Tony, Bobbie, anyone--seeing through faux!Lily's flimsy disguise at GH :rolleyes:

Murkofan
10-28-2003, 09:27 PM
Exclusive Cast News: Anna Lee, who has played Lila Quartermaine on GH for numerous years will be let go next month. No word yet on how this will be written into the script. Rumor has it that Tracey comes back for her illness/or death.

***NEW: J. Robin Miller (Lydia) was let go 10/24/03. No recast is planned.

***Also rumored to be leaving is Andrea Carina Pearson (Gia).

A casting call for two African-American actors to play a nurse and doctor at GH has gone out.

Lydia :sad: I actually like this character! She and Lucky had such a nice little thing going. :sad:

Murkofan
10-28-2003, 09:41 PM
Faith shoots to kill but misses Jason

Chase comes out of Sam's past and into her present.

Everyone at Luke's passes out (and not from the booze) and a mysterious space-man steals the cards!

Courtney tells Jason: Me or the Mob. Jason picks the Mob. :lol:

Ned will drop charges against Alexis, giving her custody of Krissy. Skye gets really mad, and vows revenge. Sage (the newbie) goes after Alexis with a gun!

Brian (Michael McLafferty), the handyman is a really a cop.

Sam has an old friend in town, is it he that holds the cards?

Carly's brainwaves pick up when Alkie is in the room. Will Sonny allow him to "talk her out of her coma"?? :lol:

A pissed Zander starts working for Faith.

Dillon is torn between Mommy and Mentor. He gives the cards to neither.

Sam's a stowaway--with disasterous results.

Carly may awaken...Sonny sits anxiously by her bedside. Little does he know that in her mind, she's in love with Alkazar!

Faith runs the Cellar :yeah: and is out to ruin the Cassadines.

Four newbies are a coming: Sage, Alkie #1's daughter (to stir up Dillon and Georgie), The Handyman (to stir up Courtney),Lucky's partner (to stir up Baldwin?)and Justus, although not new, certainly not seen in a long time (to stir up the Q's).

I wonder if StupidCop!Lucky's partner is going to be a chick/replacement love interest for him. I also wonder how Lydia is going to leave :sad: She just made a great big pronouncement about how she had nothing left in Europe and wanted to start over here! TFGH.

Chesty Larue
10-28-2003, 09:44 PM
I thought our spice girl was suppose to be Alkie's niece? :confused:

Faith should hire you Marly to kill Jason..I'm sure you wouldn't miss lol :p

Murkofan
10-28-2003, 09:49 PM
I thought our spice girl was suppose to be Alkie's niece? :confused:

If Sage is Alkie 1's (Luis) daughter, then she is Lorrrrrrenzo's niece.

Faith should hire you Marly to kill Jason..I'm sure you wouldn't miss lol :p

Lmao! You flatter me :p

Chesty Larue
10-28-2003, 09:53 PM
If Sage is Alkie 1's (Luis) daughter, then she is Lorrrrrrenzo's niece.



Lmao! You flatter me :p

Oh Alkie #1..just say Luis next time :p

Don't get a big head now :p

Murkofan
10-28-2003, 09:56 PM
I didn't type the spoilers, I just posted them :p

And don't worry, I'm not :p I said you flattered me, not that you were actually correct :p

Murkofan
10-29-2003, 08:14 PM
When Carly wakes up, she better pick Lorrrrrrenzo.

Sam was pretty funny as a math tutor. "She didn't know what the Pythagorean Thereom was!" Yeah, buy a clue sooner, Georgie :p

I like LiRic :tape:

Chesty Larue
10-29-2003, 08:23 PM
When Carly wakes up, she better pick Lorrrrrrenzo.

Sam was pretty funny as a math tutor. "She didn't know what the Pythagorean Thereom was!" Yeah, buy a clue sooner, Georgie :p

I like LiRic :tape:

Doubtful :( I just realized there hasn't been a girl since Brenda who chose another man over Sonny..want a new storyline GH? Have Carly choose Lorenzo!

No no the best was at the beginning of their scenes when Dillon said the first day they met was when you mauled me..and Georgie says you like it when I maul you..Dillon's reaction was perfect! :D pff...yeah :lol:

You like liric :eek: You do know that's a fatal disease :p

Murkofan
10-29-2003, 10:29 PM
The best thing about Carly/Sonny is that she doesn't look like Brenda/Sonny/Lily/Sonny/Hannah/Sonny :p

PICK LORRRRRRRRENZO, CARLY!!

Someone in TWoP made what I thought was a very sensible post: You know I could turn this show around in one episode. With Anna Lee leaving Lila's funeral it is the perfect time for Jason to have some Q memories. Jason is already the lead on the show so they might as well give him a story that makes him deserving to be lead. It would also bring the Q's back to prominance (where they totally deserve to be) and not just as comic relief. Not to mention it would put SB in scenes with people he actually acts well with - LC, SD, BW. I have always said SB is more of a reactor in scenes than the one who drives them. That is why he does well with actors who drive the energy in scenes - BW and LC especially but Kimberly McCullough and Sarah Brown also come to mind . In fact that is the the problem (IMHO) with the drab four in a nutshell - you have four actors who are reactors and none of them are driving the energy of the scene. MB can drive the energy of a scene every one in a while but lately he is just catatonic. As a side note that is also why BW and ALW just sparkled together - she reacted to the energy he brought to a scene and it just worked.

I agree with this. Besides the fact that the Drab 4 are WAY overused, they're all reactors. Dillon is proactive, Georgie is reactive. They work. The Drab 4 has become too static imo.

I liked LiRic today :p I haven't liked them before :p I'm willing to get over the Panic Room thing on principal alone. If Sonny can get excused by TIIC simply because he is SONNY, then I think it's the job of the rest of the views to absolve the characters TIIC demonize :p Like AJ, Zander, and Ric :p

Murkofan
10-30-2003, 07:42 PM
Nikolas=rip off of Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp

I liked GQ's costumes, and Zander's too. If only he'd chosen gray :p

I am so tired of watching Sonny pray, especially since he only does it when it suits him. No "thanks for this great day, God" or "thanks for blessing me with Carly, even though I treat her like shit." Noooo, he only invokes the name of the Lord when thing aren't going his way. Boo-frickin'-hoo, Sonny.

Murkofan
10-30-2003, 07:55 PM
Faith! :eek: :worship:

I hope she stays in control. She's psycho, but entertaining, unlike the Drab 4. And maybe now she can get back at Sonny and Jason for calling her "whore" and the like all the time.

Chesty Larue
10-30-2003, 08:01 PM
Faith! :eek: :worship:

I hope she stays in control. She's psycho, but entertaining, unlike the Drab 4. And maybe now she can get back at Sonny and Jason for calling her "whore" and the like all the time.

Good Lord! :eek: See this is what happens when you push women around too much..they pop a noodle and go machine gun on everyone's ass :p

Looks like I got my question answered as to how Faith suddenly gets all this power :p

Murkofan
10-30-2003, 08:03 PM
Go Faith! Go Faith! Go Faith! :woohoo:

Wtf was up with the mewling noise Emily was making whilst kissing Nikolas in the previews? :p Gross :p

Chesty Larue
10-30-2003, 08:08 PM
I try to block Emily out as much as possible :p

Speaking of love in the afternoon :eek: I didn't realize we would get a full on love scene from Carly and Alkie ;)

Do you know what day Carly wakes up?

Murkofan
10-30-2003, 08:16 PM
Lmao. Maybe I should try that more often :p

I'm not a huge fan of love scenes, but I'd rather have Carly and Lorrrrrenzo than Carly and All-About-Me. Lorrrrrrenzo is HOT.

Nopers, sorry, don't know that. But Jason doesn't die (as if anything could kill the Borg :p) although Skipper does flee with the children :p

Murkofan
10-31-2003, 02:45 AM
Have I mentioned that I REALLY HATE that Lydia is leaving? :p

Murkofan
10-31-2003, 01:12 PM
Make sure you watch/listen for Emily's sound effects today :p

Friday, October 31--Jason survives Faith's massacre at the warehouse. (I'm so disappointed :p) Meanwhile, Faith tells Sonny he'll do what she says or his family will suffer. Sonny finds out Jason survived the massacre. Sonny goes to kill Faith but can't :lol: and he wants out.

Wednesday, November 5--Zander tells Emily off when she tries to apologize to him. :yeah: Zander goes to work with Faith when she informs him she's going to ruin the Cassadines. (Angry Zander rocks!)


Friday, October 7-- Faith now holds the note for the Cassadines debt and will not allow Jason to make the payments. :lol: Faith wants to use Nik's new ship to transport drugs. Emily is shocked to see Zander is working for Faith. :rolleyes:

Chesty Larue
10-31-2003, 08:26 PM
Faith as Medusa :lol: :p

Turning men to stone eh :aplot:

*cough*innuendo*cough* :o

Kate05
11-01-2003, 05:42 PM
Costumes whee! Yesterday was the first day I'd seen GH since around Tuesday due to wildfire coverage. ABC also thought it fitting only to show AMC at 2am.

Anyway. Oh god I got all orgasmic over seeing Nikolas who did not shoot Carly in the head :p in that Jack Sparrow costume. Emily stop macking all over my man! Ignorant slut.

Georgie and Dillon should match, if there was backstory on that I didn't see it. Seriously a flapper and Robin Hood? :lol: Dillon bidding on the cards and Georgie scolding him hee!

Carly and Lorenzo, zzzzzzzz. Fast forward. Sonny and Carly zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

I covet Syke's costume.

What day is Tracy supposed to be coming back?

Marly are they allowing registration at TWoP yet? You seriously need to start snarking on the GH thread.

Kate05
11-01-2003, 06:09 PM
Now this is just priceless. By OverTheRainbow on TWoP. I want to print it and send it to TPTB. :lol:

Sonny, who fathered Alexis's baby and shot Carly in the head while she was giving birth , was, in actuality, trying to hit his enemy, Lorenzo, who never shot Carly in the head, but whose brother, Luis, was killed by Alexis, who had Sonny's baby.

In other news, Nik, who didn't shoot Carly in the head, but who is the nephew of Alexis, who had Sonny's baby, was once shot in the neck, not by Sonny (or his baby), but in a Sonny-related incident. Fortunately, Nik was saved by Jason, who, although he shoots people professionally, never shot Carly in the head. Jason, who is thinking of having Sonny's baby, recently married Sonny's sister, Courtney, who Sonny never shot in the head, but who is best friends with Sonny's wife, Carly, who Sonny did shoot in the head.

Sonny's brother, Ric, who kept Carly locked in a cell, but who never shot her in the head, is currently trying to win back the love of his wife Liz, who Sonny didn't shoot, but who was shot by Jason and Zander (neither of whom have ever shot Carly) as they wrestled for a gun. Zander is recently seperated from his wife, Emily, who almost died, but not because Sonny shot her anywhere. For now, Emily thinks that Kristina, who was fathered by Sonny, is her cousin.

For today's masquerade, Emily, who didn't have Sonny's baby, is escorted by Lucky, who did not shoot Carly in the head, but who has been around when Sonny shot others in the head. NotShotEmily does not want to be with Lucky, cousin of Carly, who was shot by her husband, Sonny, while she was in labor. She wants to be with Nik, who is dressed like Jack Sparrow, a fictional pirate who never shot Carly in the head. Unlike Emily, Nic really is the cousin of Kristina, Sonny's daughter.

Of course, Lorenzo, who did not shoot Carly in the head, but who was shot by Sonny in an area other than the head while Sonny was in the process of shooting Carly in the head is actually responsible for this whole mess. You see, Lorenzo's employee, Marcella, who Sonny did not shoot in the head, looks exactly like Sonny's dead wife, Lily, who was having Sonny's baby, although he did not shoot her. Lily was not shot, but she was blown to bits and went to live in heaven with Sonny's babies, because Sonny, who shot his wife Carly in the head while she was in labor with his child, couldn't keep his paws off Brenda, who he neither shot, nor impregnated.

Why, yes I, who was never shot by Sonny or victimized by his magic sperm, do have WAAAAAAYYYYYY too much time on my hands on Friday afternoons. Dependent clauses rock my face off!!!!

Murkofan
11-01-2003, 06:10 PM
Nikolas isn't nearly as hot as Jack Sparrow as Johnny Depp is :p

There was no backstory with Dillon and Georgie's costumes. They decided to go together on Tuesday, and apparently arrived at the party separately, as on Thursday he caught sight of her at the punch bowl and told her she looked hot :p

Tracey is coming back either next week or the week after.

Dude, I tried to register. I filled everything out and they said they'd send me a verification email, but nada so far. :ras:

Murkofan
11-03-2003, 07:03 PM
Urgh. Two minutes into the show, and I already feel like turning it off. Nikolas and Emily :rolleyes:

Ileana, how do you feel about Zander going to work for Faith?

Murkofan
11-03-2003, 07:12 PM
I have zero sympathy for either Emily of Nikolas. She is so self-righteous and self-absorbed and deluded. The same goes for him, standing behind her and sneering and rolling his eyes like Zander is completely off base with everything he says. What a joke!

I hope TIIC don't expect us to fall head over heels for this gag-inducing pairing. And to think I used to love both characters.

Anyway :p "Goodbye, Emily Quartermaine. Go to Hell." WAY TO GO ZANDER!!!

Murkofan
11-03-2003, 07:36 PM
It hit me, watching her scenes with Zander, that Elizabeth is shockingly pale :p

Also, I've changed my mind. I like Ziz! :p

Chesty Larue
11-03-2003, 07:52 PM
I'm all for working for Faith if he gets to do some Cassidine damage :yeah: :p

Nik/Em..Gag. wretch. Puke :rolleyes:

yes Liz is freakishly pale..always has been. She must look even worst beside fairly dark skinned hubby ex-Juan :p

Murkofan
11-03-2003, 08:03 PM
First of all, :eek: at two couples having sex on one day! :p It's a shame the stupid love scene had to be The-Couple-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named instead of Ziz :p

I'm interested to see what goes down with Liz/Emily and Zander/Nikolas tomorrow. Liz shouldn't feel bad for sleeping with Zander. Well, maybe she should, but I wouldn't admit it if I was her. It's not as though Emily has any interest in or claim to Zander. And so help me, if Nikolas is going to give some sort of speech about Zander disrespecting Emily or something, I swear to God I'm going to email ABC and tell them how stupid they are.

Murkofan
11-03-2003, 08:06 PM
Out With The Old

By: Maria Ciaccia
OUT WITH THE OLD

The most gracious presence on General Hospital for the last twenty-five years has been Anna Lee, who, as Lila Quartermaine, has consistently brought dignity to the beleaguered, dysfunctional family.

Today comes news from Ms. Lee's son, Jeffrey Byron, that 90-year-old Lee's contract with General Hospital will not be renewed when it ends in November.

Not only has Lee been an important fixture on GH, even with her all too infrequent appearances, but she brings to the show a touch of the old Hollywood. A veteran of 73 films and dozens of TV shows, the British-born Lee began appearing in movies in 1932. Her costars have included John Wayne, James Stewart, Henry Fonda, Ronald Colman and Paul Muni. Her most recognizable role was that of Sister Margaretta in the 1965 blockbuster, The Sound of Music.

Lee stayed with General Hospital even though, in 1983, she was in a car accident that left her wheelchair-bound. Over the years, she has been an inspiration not only to the handicapped but to the elderly. Her beautiful voice, her lovely smile and her elegance are a mainstay of the character of "Lila".

Byron was hoping to hear from Jill Farren Phelps, the show's producer, that the decision has been reversed, rather than have to tell his mother. So far, Phelps has not responded. "Anna is devastated," her son says. "They gave her NO reasons...to this second they have not called once to apologize or explain to her.. she has received NO communication from ABC whatsoever ! NONE !" Ms. Lee was married for many years to the acclaimed author Robert Nathan, and the family finances were eaten up with medical expenses in the last years of his life. Lee's General Hospital salary has enabled her to make mortgage payments and afford a caretaker. Now her future is uncertain. There is as of now no work for Lee on the show, and no final airdate. Her contract runs out in a few weeks.

It is very difficult to understand why Ms. Lee's annual contract cannot be continued. Is General Hospital so bereft of funds that they cannot keep an important character on salary? What is the justification for letting her go? Is she taking time away from the mob plots? Or, like a lot of people in Hollywood - particularly women -- has Ms. Lee gotten too old for anyone to care about?

I believe the viewers need to make their feelings known to Jill Farren Phelps. And soon.

If you want to help Anna Lee keep her job at General Hospital then please click on one of the links that say Where to Write. Let TPTB know that the fans will not take this kind of treatment for their stars.


I'm definitely going to sign this: http://clk.about.com/?zi=1/XJ&sdn=generalhospital&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ipetitions.com%2Fcampaigns%2Fl ila%2F

Chesty Larue
11-03-2003, 08:28 PM
:fiery: GH!

That's just classy with a captial 'K' :rolleyes:

Murkofan
11-03-2003, 08:42 PM
Well, when you've got asshats like Frons and JFP running the show (coupled with the crap-ass writing of Pruza) it's not too surprising. Disgusting and despicable, but not surprising.

I know Anna Lee and Amber Tamblyn are close (if I remember correctly, AT's father was married to AL's daughter before they got divorced and he married AT's mother; consequently, AT and AL have always had the grandparent/grandchild relationship IRL) so maybe Amber will donate some of her Primetime!Paycheck :)

Chesty Larue
11-04-2003, 03:51 AM
Ok I just gotta say..I've been looking at one of GH's bigger soap boards..and it seems that the vast majority hate Emily. hate Nik. hate Nem.

Almost everybody loves Zander :angel:

I just don't understand how TPTB can put together Nem when it seems apparent that most fans can't stand them!? Emily has become a lying ho and Nik, if it weren't for Em stopping, would be an adulterous bastard! Oh Nik is such an fine upstanding young prince with morals and manners :rolleyes:

Let me just say if I had things my way..Nik would get run over by a train (near water) so his remains could then fall into shark infested waters. The sharks would take apart the rest..and then Faith would put a hit on the sharks! (ok so I just wanted to include Faith somehow :p)

Emily could then watch her runner up man get busy with her best friend and Zander could smirk at her "loss" *sniff* *sniff* muhahaha :devil:

Murkofan
11-07-2003, 02:04 PM
Nov. 10 -- Carly is troubled by dreams about Alcazar; Sonny bars Alcazar from Carly's hospital room; someone leaves newspapers clippings on Courtney's doorstep; Dillon takes Sage back to the mansion.

Nov 11 -- Sage holds Alexis at gunpoint in an empty courtroom; Luke testifies that he intentionally killed Stefan; Jax arrives at the hospital too late; Courtney asks Brian about his wife and child.

Nov 12 -- Carly awakens to see Alcazar standing over her; Nikolas gives Stefan's suicide note to Scott; Dillon grabs the gun away from Sage.

Nov 13 -- Sonny explains to Carly how he accidentally shot her (oh this should be good :lol: ) Brian kisses Courtney; Jax blames Sam for his father's death (it's not her fault your dad is a superstitious pussy :rolleyes: ) Luke is furious at Scott; Georgie learns that Sage is Alcazar's niece.

Nov 14 -- Carly orders Alcazar to leave her room :rolleyes: Sonny apologizes to Carly (Sonny, wrong? Sonny, apologize? We've fallen into Bizarro World :unsure: ) Jax banishes Sam from John's funeral :rolleyes: Alcazar hires Dillon to be Sage's bodyguard (Dillon, you are a dumbass :rolleyes: And Lorrrrenzo, wtf? Dillon can't even take care of himself and Georgie, let alone a third person. Hire a REAL bodyguard, will you? Maybe save Johnny from being murdered by Jason?) Zander complies with Faith's order to beat up Nikolas :woohoo:

Chesty Larue
11-07-2003, 09:40 PM
Although there are many spoilers for November..I'm particularly loving this one ;)

11/26 - Carly can no longer go on pretending to feel what
she no longer feels and is honest with Sonny;
her feelings for him have changed.

:woohoo:

Oh and Zander today :drool: How hot was he when he walked up from behind Nem?! :hearts: That gun in the front helped ;)

Murkofan
11-09-2003, 12:37 AM
BREAK UP CARLY AND SONNY!!!!

Zander :drool: What do you think it says about us if we find guys with guns hot? :p

Chesty Larue
11-09-2003, 10:03 PM
BREAK UP CARLY AND SONNY!!!!

Zander :drool: What do you think it says about us if we find guys with guns hot? :p

That the cliche about women liking bad boys is true :o or...Zander just looks hot with a gun..no reason or explation needed ;) :p

Kate05
11-12-2003, 12:36 AM
I really don't like Posh Herb. Maybe it's the dry acting, maybe because she looks exactly like a group of overmadeup Latina and Asian girls at my school. Hard to tell.

I do know that I want Sonny and Carly to die though and they can take Borg with them. :rolleyes:

Chesty Larue
11-12-2003, 08:20 PM
Spice girl kissing Dillon! :mad: :fiery:

Bitch slap her Georgie!! :p

Murkofan
11-15-2003, 01:43 PM
I didn't watch any of this week! :eek: Well, I take that back, I did see Alexis give Jax a kiss on the cheek (is that continuity I see?!) at his father's funeral whilst I was having lunch in a pizza parlor :p But that's it :p

Anything interesting happen? According to someone on TWoP (who apparently got it from SoapTown or something) Sage has already been recast again, a la Lydia :p And TPTB are planning on writing AJ and Lydia out as a couple :rolleyes: TFGH :rolleyes:

Chesty Larue
11-15-2003, 05:02 PM
I didn't watch any of this week! :eek: Well, I take that back, I did see Alexis give Jax a kiss on the cheek (is that continuity I see?!) at his father's funeral whilst I was having lunch in a pizza parlor :p But that's it :p

Anything interesting happen? According to someone on TWoP (who apparently got it from SoapTown or something) Sage has already been recast again, a la Lydia :p And TPTB are planning on writing AJ and Lydia out as a couple :rolleyes: TFGH :rolleyes:

I thought AJ was suppose to die :confused:

Murkofan
11-15-2003, 06:52 PM
See, I thought that too. Then I saw somewhere that he and Lydia are supposed to be written off as a couple. Never mind that that will be the speediest, most contrived pairing ever written :rolleyes: Outside of V and Simon, anyway :p

Murkofan
11-16-2003, 01:25 AM
Semi-watching Wednesday's GH. AmbiguouslyGay!Sonny just yelled at AmbiguouslyGay!Jason. Hee!

I'm so tired of seeing Michael on screen. Go.Away.

Meant to mention this last week, but I forgot--in the court room, when Ned rolled over for Alexis, did y'all notice who was there? Dara! :eek:

Murkofan
11-16-2003, 01:44 AM
Still semi-watching Wednesday's GH. Bobbie is talking about BJ's death. Impressive.

Murkofan
11-16-2003, 02:18 AM
WHAT is UP with Jax's hair? It looks like he stuck his finger in a light socket. And what's up with him being all pissy at Sam? So she sabotaged your car, so what? You're the one who decided to waste HOURS screwing her when you could have just rented another car or, I don't know, FLOWN to see your father. And if you were just too hot for her to manage that, you could have called from the phone in the hotel room. No static to interrupt that way. Stupid Jax.

Murkofan
11-16-2003, 02:49 AM
Just saw one of Luke and Skye's scenes on the cliffs from Thursday's GH. Robin Christopher is a really good actress, and I really like Skye when she's not involved in the Baby K storyline.

Murkofan
11-18-2003, 07:25 PM
A few spoilers:

AJ and Lydia are going to leave together (J.Robin Miller said that they're going to leave "in a fiery car crash" but apparently that was a joke/dig at TIIC :p)

Georgie gets a make-over. :rolleyes: @ this if it's because she's insecure about Sage and feels the need to get sexed up. I've also heard she's supposed to start tutoring one of those Hunky, Popular Athletes from PCH and Dillon gets to be the jealous, insecure one.

Courtney leaves the Penthouse in favor for rooms above Kelly's. How many rooms are above Kelly's? Who lives there now? Liz? Zander? I'm confused. Lucky (and Lydia, for the remainder of her stay)?

Chesty Larue
11-18-2003, 09:31 PM
Georgie gets a make-over. :rolleyes: @ this if it's because she's insecure about Sage and feels the need to get sexed up. I've also heard she's supposed to start tutoring one of those Hunky, Popular Athletes from PCH and Dillon gets to be the jealous, insecure one.

Courtney leaves the Penthouse in favor for rooms above Kelly's. How many rooms are above Kelly's? Who lives there now? Liz? Zander? I'm confused. Lucky (and Lydia, for the remainder of her stay)?

Georgie..*shakes head* :p

I think Zander lives above Jake's bar. He is after all the big bad guy :rolleyes: :p

Murkofan
11-19-2003, 02:20 AM
I love Georgie. Damn the writers for making her one of those annoying insecure females :p TFGH.

Ah yes, Jake's, I'd forgotten about Jake's :p When I remember it, I think of two things 1) Carly/Jason sex, blech and 2) Roy, double blech :p

Murkofan
11-19-2003, 02:43 AM
From SoapTown:

This potential super-couple is tanking on-screen faster than you can say ‘Joe Millionaire’ and it’s certainly not from the show’s lack of trying. BIG story has been written, some even filmed, but don’t expect it to play out as planned (But then this story was originally pegged for another actor anyways!) Seems this couple ranks a big whopping zero on the chemistry meter and really despise each other in real life-maybe that’s why a recent love scene was a total flop! It seems these two daytimers cant stand to be in the same room with each other without resorting to childish behavior (proven moreso by a recent public appearance!). Why the network keeps pushing these two together is a mystery-or maybe not. A costly ad campaign has been canned and the writers have been told to spread the lady into other plots. Maybe the network hopes to be able to justify all the money they’ve blown, including that hefty contract fee for the young lass. A turn of the cards may save the actor who wants the lady in question booted. While he may be able to get out of this mess, TPTB at the show blame the actor for this costly blunder and may just use this situation to finally be rid of him for good. "The actress continues on smelling like a rose!"

The prevailing sentiment in TWoP is that the couple in question is Jam. I'm all for them breaking up.

Kate05
11-19-2003, 03:53 AM
I've also heard she's supposed to start tutoring one of those Hunky, Popular Athletes from PCH and Dillon gets to be the jealous, insecure one.

Good, 'bout time Dillon was all freaking out over Georgie's sex appeal. Happens way too often with him.

ok I think I may have seen a huge light tonight. In the form of old good GH. Zander and Real!Emily, oh my god so cute! And Chad Brannon was so cute with the curtain hair. :lol: :p He's so adorable and boyish looking. At first I was like Chad and Amber look slightly weird together because although there's only a 4 year age difference Chad either looks a lot older or Amber just looks really young. Fuck Nikolas and Faux!Emily, Real!Emily and whoever Zander was before Faux!Emily completely killed his personality is obviously the right way. Now that I've seen Real!Emily, it makes me hate Faux!Emily about 10 million times more. Thank god for obsessive GH friends with tapes.

Murkofan
11-19-2003, 02:12 PM
If I was Georgie, I would have broken up with Dillon already. "Let's see, I catch you kissing Faith more than once, you lie to me about sleeping with her, you treat me like a traitor for spilling the beans about your association with a known drug lord who's brother kidnapped me and my sister, and then I catch you kissing said drug lord's niece. Not to mention all the times I gotten in trouble because of you. Yeah, goodbye." But no, she won't do that, she'll just get a makeover to make him like her more :rolleyes: TFGH :rolleyes:

Zander and real!Emily was amazing. I, like many other people, completely fell in love with them when he kidnapped her (bad Zander :p) and they became friends along the way. Ah, the days of Pixie Stix.

Murkofan
11-19-2003, 08:36 PM
I'm torn between :rolleyes: and :haha: at Sage's ridiculous dancing today. What a skank. The actress must have hated doing that.

Mac :rolleyes: You can't arrest Dillon just for saying he's going to sleep with Georgie. Saying so isn't a crime. And while we're at it, why the hell did you schedule an interview with Brian AT THE DOCKS? Don't you have an office in the PCPD?

I like seeing Georgie and Maxie getting along. Tracy is hilarious; I'm so glad she's back. I was lmao when she giving Skye a hard time about looking for more relatives :p Jax is an asshat, and a stupid one at that. Luke and Skye :D

Kate05
11-20-2003, 12:58 AM
I love Tracy, she's so cool. My mum actually remembers her! :lol: I tried to get her to watch yesterday complete with my dialogue. She only knows Mac, Maxie, Luke, Scotty, Sonny, and Tracy. Tomorrow will be awesome, Georgie/Tracy confrontation! Yes!

About halfway through the show I went "holy crap Carly hasn't been on today! It's a flippin miracle!" We did get half of the Drab 4 today unfortunately. And no fucking Emily and Nikolas! The soap gods are answering our prayers.

Georgie needs a girl friend and the closest thing she'll get to one is Maxie so I love when they have scenes together. How much older is Maxie supposed to be than Georgie? I never got that.

Don't get me started on Mac. :rolleyes: He needs to actually have sex with Georgie before you can arrest him dumbass! :rolleyes:

Sage was indeed ridiculous today. I covet Eileen's hair so much though. I wonder how much better this Katie chick will be?

I hate Jax and Sam, but that little article about them hating each other intrigued me and I watched them to see if you could see the hate in their eyes. I love doing that when I know co-stars hate each other. Good stuff.

Murkofan
12-04-2003, 02:31 AM
December 15th - December 19th:

Monday- An unconscious Carly is taken to the hospital after her confrontation with the stalker. Carly wakes up and tells Sonny that she dreamed of him. Michael senses that Carly is her old self again. Carly confirms to Michael that she is and tells Sonny that her love for him has returned. Sam tells Jax that she found anohter sunken ship while searching the wreckage of Nik's freighter and shows him a plate with the name "courage". Georgie is devastated to walk in on Dillon and Sage in bed together.

Tuesday- Sonny and Carly are happy and in love with each other again. Courtney admits to Carly that she isn't sure she can ever accept Jason's lifestyle. Sonny and Carly make love. Faith taunts Alcastalker with the news that S&C are back together. Sage enrolls at Georgie and Dillons HS. Sky and Luke share a combustible kiss under the mistletoe Skye hung on the Haunted Star. Skye storms out when Luke overreacts claiming the can never kiss again.

Wednesday- A furious Alcastalker arrives at the PH. Carly makes it clear to him that she loves her husband more than ever and that she never had true feelings for him. Sonny and Carly are closer than ever. Alcastalker sits alone, devising a plan to win Carly's love. Jason is upset with Courtney for confronting Faith. Faith has Courtney arrested for assault but the charges are dropped. Alexis hires Cody to work as a butler at Wyndemere. Sam is suffering from hypothermia when Nik and Em find her. Sam mentions the sunken "courage" Skye convinces luke she isn't looking for romance.

Thursday- Jason and Courtney agree to be Morgan's godparents despite their estrangement. A hidden Alcazar watches the christening and is furious at Sonny and Carly's closeness. He vows to control all of PC and reverts back to his ruthless self. Faith makes plans to steal Sonny's shipment, unaware that the cargo is toys for needy children. Liz desides to tell Zander she's pregnant but seeing Ric's joy, she
can't bring herself to do it. Georgie goes on a blind date.

Friday- Faith hijacks Sonny's shipment and holds Jason hostage. Faith is shocked when she realizes that she stole a shipment of toys. Sonny threatens Faith who later takes the toys to the party at the church. Carly urges Courtney to try and work things out with Jason. Courtney and Jason say a bittersweet goodbye. Brian finds Courtney crying and comforts her. Jax tells Sam they have to act fast to hide the treasure from the Q's. Ed tells Nik the legend of "The Courage" Nik informs Emily that he believes Sam discovered the fortune. Nik tells Jam the treasure is his. Emily offers to tell Ric the truth about the baby. Ric and Liz share a very special moment that takes an awkward turn when Ric finds an anonymous note in his pocket that leads him to question Liz about the paternity of the baby.

Murkofan
12-04-2003, 03:02 AM
This show makes me want to vomit. Carly, you can't believe that Sonny is being arrested for the attempted murder of Lorrrrrenzo, a felony he committed in front of witnesses? Carly, did the bullet Sonny fired into your brain make you completely retarded?

Courtney telling Jason, "I'm afraid you might accidentally shoot me in the head," almost made watching the show worth it. Almost. And yet, I will probably continue to watch :p

Nu!Sage isn't nearly as annoying as the original Spice Rack. But she's still annoying.

Kate05
12-05-2003, 02:44 AM
Hee! I love Courtney for that. In fact it's gotten to the point where Courtney may be my favorite female character right now. Seriously. :rolleyes: at all the other girls especially Carly and Emily.

Lorenzo giving Georgie advice today was too sweet. I love him.

Murkofan
12-13-2003, 10:34 PM
Well, we knew the asshat PTB at GH were getting rid of Anna Lee/Lila, and that J. Robin Miller/Lydia and Billy Warlock/AJ were going too. Guess who's gotten the boot now? Kin Shriner/Scotty and John Ingle/Edward.

At this rate, there won't be any Quartermaines left. Ugh. This show SUCKS!

Murkofan
12-13-2003, 10:41 PM
Oh yeah, and Chad Brannon/Zander is out in 2004. Thank God; he's too hot and too good of a (terribly underused) actor to waste his time with this crap-fest.

:rolleyes: @ Dillon screwing Sage. Ass.

Murkofan
12-13-2003, 10:53 PM
Spoilers filched from TWoP:

Skye IS a Cassadine, specifically a sister to Alexis, but not the "real" Kristina. And this didn't just happen because Guza thought it would make Luke/Skye more dramatic, it was actually the product of meetings Frons, JFP, Guza, and Pratt have ALL had with Nancy Lee Grahn recently. Frons knows NLG has a strong fanbase, but Guza doesn't like to use her, so they all sat down and hashed out future story for her. Guza argued that only Baby K tied her to the canvas anymore (Nik anyone?), but NLG had some great ideas to throw back at them. One was a new sister in Skye (leading to more appearances by Helena/CT, more Cassadine presence on GH, and complications for Luke/Skye), the other was an intriguing story involving Alexis, Cameron and another current male character (not Ned), and the third was a story NLG pitched that had nothing to do with Alexis--and TPTB are actually going to do it. It's one of the LAST firsts for daytime, and it involves Nik and Emily.

Guza is such an asshat. Nothing ties Alexis to the canvas? Does the man know absolutely nothing about the show and its characters? And he doesn't like to use NLG, someone who can actually ACT...WTF not? Oh, that's right. Not only is she not Sonny/Carly/Courtney/Jason, she slept with Sonny (who shot his wife in the head) and tried to tear the Mini-Mobster and Carly Brave and Strong apart!

:rolleyes:

Enter Nolan North as Steven Lars Webber.

Didn't Nolan North play Chris Ramsey on Port Charles? And fyi, in case someone doesn't know, I believe Steven Webber is Elizabeth's older brother. Or half-brother. They're related some how; I remember back when Liz was first on the show, she and Audrey had a conversation mentioning him. You know, back when Audrey was still ON the show.

Murkofan
12-13-2003, 11:09 PM
Once again, filched from TWoP, because it's too damn funny (and accurate) to lose:

The Chewbacca Defense was from an episode of South Park, where Johnny Cochran represented a record company in a lawsuit against Chef for copyright infringement.

An excerpt:Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! (jury looks shocked)

Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.



Later in the episode, Johnny Cochran represents Chef in the appeal:

Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, you must now decided whether to reverse the decision for my client Chef. I know he seems guilty, but ladies and gentlemen... (pulling down a diagram of Chewbacca) This is Chewbacca. Now think about that for one moment -- that does not make sense. Why am I talking about Chewbacca when a man's life is on the line? Why? I'll tell you why: I don't know.

It does not make sense. If Chewbacca does not make sense, you must acquit!

(pulling a monkey out of his pocket) Here, look at the monkey. Look at the silly monkey! (one of the juror's heads explodes)


Here's my Chewbacca defense of Sonny.

None of this--shooting Carly in the head, shooting Alcazar five times, kidnapping Sam--is Sonny's fault. You may ask why. None of this is Sonny's fault because Chewbacca is Han Solo's co-pilot on the Millenium Falcon. Han fell in love with Princess Leia, a beautiful princess who lost her homeworld but never lost her snark. Yes, millions, perhaps even billions, of people cheered when the lovely Leia admitted her love for Han and he returned her love. But how many people considered Chewbacca's feelings over this? Yes, Chewbacca was happy for his best friend but he undoubtedly had mixed feelings over Han's choice of Leia. Leia was a princess! She had just lost her entire world! She had so much baggage! What kind of friend would Chewbacca have been if he didn't have reservations about Leia? That, my friends, is why Sonny Corinthos is not guilty. Sonny Corinthos is not guilty because Chewbacca is Han Solo's best friend.

Chesty Larue
01-01-2004, 03:48 AM
I'm bumping this up cause our poor little thread has died :( Even though I'm pretty sure no one else is watching GH at the moment but me :p (that also could change quickly ;))

Budget cuts have nailed pretty much all soaps..causing a shocking outbreak of serial killers gracing many soaps :p You'd think they could have come up with something else :rolleyes:

Anyhoo a few people have left GH..and I'm quite unhappy Zander will be one of them :sad: He's one of their best actors this is such a big mistake! Fire Tyler's ass! Zander is better than Nik any day and probably has more fans as well :(

Or better yet..Fire Sonny! :fiery: Maurice Bernard must have the biggest contract on the show..yet he's hated by many :p Can him!

Also..I love Jason but Steve Burton for sure is also getting a hefty paycheck and he has the freaking gall to refuse to do love scenes..on a soap opera!! :mad: :rolleyes: and has far too much say as to what happens with is character. We all know that's the only reason Jason and Carly never had a real story..Steve didn't want it :rolleyes: He's gone so far past the point of being more trouble than he's worth..Can his ass too! :fiery:

I've also heard Maurice has input on his characters stories :rolleyes: GH needs to grow a pair and stop catering to their 2 big "stars" so much. Shut up and do what you're told like everyone else.

Murkofan
01-06-2004, 01:12 AM
Rumor has it the, oh, half of the cast that is leaving will do when their characters are aboard the Haunted Star. It sinks when Zander plants a bomb on it; when he realizes Elizabeth (and his child) are on board, he rushed back to save them but is killed in the process.

Minus the fetus, that sounds remarkably similiar to the story about a month ago when he attempted to save Emily after she and her One Twoo Luv were almost blown up whilst on the boat where he'd planted a bomb. Gotta love the originality and selective memory of this show.

But anyway, the part that really bugs me about this is the fact that this is the way Edward and Lila die. I mean, I know the Qs are selfish and self-serving, but NONE of them think about or attempt to save their elderly parents/in-laws/grandparents? Especially Lila. This is a ridiculous way for them to be killed off, and absolutely heinous behavior on the part of the rest of the Quartermaines.

Not that we can blame them. Just the shitty writers.

Chesty Larue
02-09-2004, 04:48 AM
Alright I'm bored and figured I'd give this thread a bump given the big Inferno :p

Shocking things that stand to happen:

-Zander dies :sad:
-Sonny saves Alkie :eek:
-Alkie saves Sonny :p (Carly too I think)
-Alexis reveals to Carly that Sonny is Kristina's father :eek: (seriously..Carly?!..what the hell was she smoking :p)
-Luke and Skye kiss (a little eww :ras: )
-Some people get rescued by helicopter :rolleyes: boring
-A chandalier falls on Emily's head :lol: Karma's a bitch eh :p
-Helena tries to arrange it so Emily bleeds to death..way to go Hells! :p
-Nik has a roof fall on his head :haha:
-Courtney cottontail tries to run to the rescue and probably gets herself in trouble and needs help herself :p
-Faith saves someone! :eek: http://mywebpage.netscape.com/fullmoon2603/thud.gif
-Mac is badly burned and hanging on to life..Maxie begs him to live
-Georgie declares her love for Dillon :bigclap:
-Dillon apparently professes his love for Georgie to Tom :scratch: Not sure how that one is suppose to work :p
-Jason and Brian save some children

and my personal fave..Carly and Jason kiss :hearts: :kiss:

I'm sure there are many others things going on but those are the ones I can remember.

Murkofan
02-09-2004, 07:16 PM
I'm kind of over my GQ love :p They've both been really stupid in different ways. I find Dillon's behavior more reprehensible than Georgie's, though :p

Also, I would just like to say I am SO CONFUSED. The fire started in the room where Nikolas locked Zander. (Way to commit manslaught there, Prince! I bet he doesn't even feel any remorse :rolleyes: )

And I know either a fireman or a policeman said that there was some highly flammable stuff in some of the upper floors.

My question is: how did the fire get there?

I mean, besides the fact that I thought Zander was in an underground room, the door TO that room is near the concierge's desk in the ground floor lobby. Presumably, the fire would have to go THROUGH the lobby (because the lobby is above the room) to get to the upper floors. But that doesn't seem to be the case, because there are all sorts people still IN the lobby.

And speaking of that, wtf are the cops and firemen doing letting Courtney run INTO A BURNING BUILDING? Oh, wait, that's right. All cops and firemen are either corrupt or inept :rolleyes:

Robyn Richards has been great the past few weeks. Somebody give the girl a contract and her own storyline.

Murkofan
02-09-2004, 07:34 PM
I've started watching OLTL because of McBain and Natalie. Michael Easton is HOT.

http://www.michaeleaston.info/pics/oltl/oltl1.jpg

Chesty Larue
02-10-2004, 04:11 AM
I'm kind of over my GQ love :p They've both been really stupid in different ways. I find Dillon's behavior more reprehensible than Georgie's, though :p

Also, I would just like to say I am SO CONFUSED. The fire started in the room where Nikolas locked Zander. (Way to commit manslaught there, Prince! I bet he doesn't even feel any remorse :rolleyes: )

And I know either a fireman or a policeman said that there was some highly flammable stuff in some of the upper floors.

My question is: how did the fire get there?

I mean, besides the fact that I thought Zander was in an underground room, the door TO that room is near the concierge's desk in the ground floor lobby. Presumably, the fire would have to go THROUGH the lobby (because the lobby is above the room) to get to the upper floors. But that doesn't seem to be the case, because there are all sorts people still IN the lobby.

And speaking of that, wtf are the cops and firemen doing letting Courtney run INTO A BURNING BUILDING? Oh, wait, that's right. All cops and firemen are either corrupt or inept :rolleyes:

Robyn Richards has been great the past few weeks. Somebody give the girl a contract and her own storyline.

I actually don't think GQ are reuniting soon..It just doesn't seem like they will :shrug: But I seriously hope someone just hauls off and decks Sage :mad: That girl is beyond annoying! :rolleyes:

I think they tried to bypass all those logical fire questions by having Luke repeatedly say it's moving thru the walls :p

Well I give firedude credit for at least trying to go after her ..I would've been motioning with my hand..right this way :p

Now she's chasing after a dog :haha:

Edit: Just thought I should clarify that apparently Zander doesn't die in the fire..

Murkofan
02-10-2004, 04:49 PM
I don't want GQ to reunite, at least not yet. I don't think either of them, particularly Dillon, have learned anything.

Georgie was a dumbass for inventing Tom. I can understand her wanting to make Dillon jealous, but how does acting all aloof and in love with another guy play into making Dillon fight for her? He's NEVER fought for her. As far as I can recall, when she had a crush on Lucas, he didn't do much besides pine for her, or glower jealously when she talked about Lucas, or call her clueless (or something like that) when she a) thought Lucas might like her back when he was clearly All About Maxie and b) didn't pick up on the fact that he (Dillon) did like her.

The only reason they got together in the first place was because Georgie kissed him in her living room, then chased him down at Kelly's later and said something to the effect of, "I don't just want to be your friend, the kiss was nice, let's do it again some time."

No fighting from Dillon then.

And then, after he slept with Sage for the first time, what did he do? Not a whole helluva lot. He lamented his stupidity to Maxie and then...continued to hang out with Sage, knowing that her presence tortured Georgie. I think I vaguely recall Dillon apologizing to Georgie, but that didn't really go anywhere. He continued to hang out with Sage, which eventually drove Georgie to make up Tom in an attempt to make Dillon jealous and hurt him as much as he'd hurt her. Then what did he do? Not much. Every so often he'd poke his nose into Georgie's business, without bothering to be very polite about it. On the rare occasion that he and Georgie were close to having a nice, meaningful conversation, Sage would plunk herself down and interrupt them. Instead of telling her to fuck off, or going somewhere with Georgie to continue the coversation, he'd let Sage stay and toss out her barbed remarks until Georgie was upset and hurt enough to leave.

And now this week, at the hotel. Dillon says he's in love with Georgie. Okay. Then why does he sleep with Sage?

Because he thinks Georgie and Tom are having sex next door, you say? Okay. What does that have to do with his feelings for Georgie? Let him be pissed off and hurt. He should be. But instead of apologizing again (that would be a nice touch) or, I don't know TELLING Georgie that he's in love with her, what does he do? Fucks Sage, again.

If he's to be believed, Dillon loves Georgie. Then why is he screwing Sage? After all the big deal that GQ made about sleeping together because they lurrrrved each other, WHY IS HE SLEEPING WITH SAGE?

He's under the impression that Georgie is now in love with Tom, which is why she's sleeping with him. That's fitting with Georgie's modus operandi, so to speak. Still doesn't explain Dillon's actions.

If he's still in love with Georgie, as he claims, then sleeping with Sage again is despicable. Not only is he going against his heart (says he loves Georgie), his beliefs (sleeping with the person you love), he's also leading Sage on in a very appalling manner.

So in other words, I don't want GQ back together. Georgie is 'fessing up about making up Tom. I want Dillon to admit all his mistakes (as opposed to telling Georgie, "You lied to me first!" as though he really believed she breaking up with him for real, when she said she WANTED to go away with him but couldn't :rolleyes: ) and realize just how big of a horse's ass he's become. Because as much as I dislike Sage, she doesn't Dillon's run-around any more than Georgie does.

Murkofan
02-10-2004, 04:56 PM
Also, how does fire go through wiring in the walls without burning the walls? I mean, I suppose that explanation vaguely makes sense, but I still don't understand why only the basement and floors 4 and 10 or whatever are on fire. I didn't realize fire could teleport itself around like that :p

I love Robin Christopher/Skye. I'm not sure what I think about Luke and Skye together romantically, but I adore them as friends. I loved the way he came back for her, and said that he'd go or stay, whatever she wanted. There definitely needs to be more Luke/Skye on, with a dash of Faith thrown in for more laughs :p

Murkofan
02-10-2004, 08:54 PM
Damn you, Nikolas, for pushing Emily out of the way of the chandelier! :fiery: And for all the blabber about her bleeding to death, there ain't much blood :p

I was lmao today when Alexis was getting ready to jump out of the elevator towards Carly. "Well, you're more athletic than I am, and your survival instincts are certainly better...kind of like a cockroach." :haha:

Murkofan
02-10-2004, 10:12 PM
Robyn Richards continues to be awesome. Kristina Wagner is coming back, and now apparently (supposedly) Kimberley McCullough is too! :D I LOVE Robin. The Mac/Flea/Robin/Maxie/Georgie scenes should be great.

I hate Courtney. The woman she saved is The Richest Woman In The World? Of course she is :rolleyes: Courtney is an Angel? Of course she is. Because, you know, she SHOT A COP IN THE BACK AND LET AN INNOCENT MAN TAKE THE FALL FOR IT. An innocent man who is presumed dead, whether or not he really is. And because she helps a doddery old woman and her dog, on her way into a burning building to help HER HITMAN HUSBAND, she's an Angel?

A thousand times :rolleyes:

Chesty Larue
02-10-2004, 10:39 PM
Robyn Richards continues to be awesome. Kristina Wagner is coming back, and now apparently (supposedly) Kimberley McCullough is too! :D I LOVE Robin. The Mac/Flea/Robin/Maxie/Georgie scenes should be great.

I hate Courtney. The woman she saved is The Richest Woman In The World? Of course she is :rolleyes: Courtney is an Angel? Of course she is. Because, you know, she SHOT A COP IN THE BACK AND LET AN INNOCENT MAN TAKE THE FALL FOR IT. An innocent man who is presumed dead, whether or not he really is. And because she helps a doddery old woman and her dog, on her way into a burning building to help HER HITMAN HUSBAND, she's an Angel?

A thousand times :rolleyes:

Kristina is only back for a couple of episodes though..Lord please tell me Robin is only back temporarily as well :( No offense..I can't stand her :p Plus she just further screws up and already overcrowded..Sonny/Jason/Lorenzo/Carly/Courtney scene :rolleyes:

Didn't they say she was like the 4th richest woman in America? Speaking of Angel Courtney..someone on a message board pointed something interesting out..Cottontail is quite often dressed in white..while Carly is very often in black or red. :angel: Cottontail against :devil: Carly? :p

Murkofan
02-10-2004, 10:54 PM
I read an interview with Pratt and Guza that said (regarding the Flea) not to take contract status seriously, because they have people on recurring status who can be on numerous times in a month. They're full of shit, so who knows what it means, but I'd KW was back for at least 3 eps, with an option for more.

I LOVE Robin. The Drab 4 plus Lorrrrrenzo and Brian is overcrowded, yes, but it would take the deaths of Pratt and Guza to give them less screentime, so I don't mind one more character. Anything to further fuck up Jason/Courtney, which has to be the most boring soap couple EVER. Not to mention the most twisted.

Besides, Robin will be interacting with Mac/Maxie/Georgie a lot too. The reason for her return is supposed to be Mac's injury, which is very in-character for Robin. And you know, she had a quasi-thing with Nikolas, which would have gone farther had not The Power That Is Steve Burton put his foot down and said he didn't want a Jason/Carly pairing. Then the writers put Robin with Jason instead of Nikolas. So it's possible (though not probable) that Robin could interfere with Nikolas and Emily.

Murkofan
02-13-2004, 07:23 PM
This whole "Jax and Sam rappel down the building" thing is RETARDED.