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Alternative ATP Player Guide

Action Jackson
04-20-2005, 04:14 PM
This one came about to amuse ourselves in the scoring thread, while we were waiting for matches, which have been blow outs for the most part, so the idea came about for an alternative Player Guide.

This is not serious and all the contributors bad gambler, jez, hrbatyfan, auscon, Caralimon, Lesak, myself and there will be others in due time.

Here is the list

This is the new guide.

-Kenneth "clay is something you can make small sculptures from if you add some water, but is it possible to play tennis on clay, I don´t think so, but i´ll look it up" Carlsen

-Fernando " I have talent, but no court sense" Verdasco
-Nikolai "Yes, I am the poor mans Kafelnikov" Davydenko
-Tim "I'm on the NHS Dental patients' list which explains my Jaws" Henman
-Robby "I have muscles, but no game" Ginepri
-Olivier "Have a Little" Patience
-Carlos "I am all forehand, but still cool" Moya

Action Jackson
04-20-2005, 04:15 PM
jan "i love fast cars and beautiful women" michael gambill
Gael "formerly known as Mr.18 inches" Monfils
Wayne "I am everything without my serve" Arthurs.
Greg "living it large with the donkeys" Rusedski
mark "give me a break, it's not my fault i wasted my on court abilities and used them off the court" philipoussis
Tommy "I only cramp when serving for the match" Robredo.
Guillermo "I am not a weasel, just clever" Coria
Lleyton "Why didn't you tell me she looked like Mrs Shrek" Hewitt
Andre "my hair gets in my eyes when I'm serving" Agassi
Wayne "I did ok, now hand me a cold beer" Arthurs

Action Jackson
04-20-2005, 04:17 PM
Jose "I am not stoned, just relaxed" Acasuso
Petr " Nandrolone doesn't work" Korda
Guillermo ''I played Arthurs with a 34% of first serve on clay and I only broke twice'' Cañas
Andre " I don't walk like a duck" Agassi
Todd " I am not the poor mans Hewitt" Reid
Guillermo "Nandrolone did work" Coria
David " They call me Froggy" Ferrer.
Feliciano "If backhands were hair I'd be in good shape" Lopez
Yannick "Grass is for cows, not smoking" Noah.

TheMightyFed
04-20-2005, 04:24 PM
Jose
Petr[B] " Nandrolone doesn't work" Korda
Andre " I don't walk like a duck" Agassi
Guillermo "Nandrolone did work" Coria
Feliciano "If backhands were hair I'd be in good shape" Lopez
Yannick "Grass is for cows, not smoking" Noah.
:rolls:
You forgot
Roger "Guys don't support my opponent, he's gonna lose" Federer
Richard "OK guys I play Challengers but I do beat Fed" Gasquet
Mark "Welcome back to Challenger tour" Phillipoussis
Xavier "Look at an upset tennis player right now" Malisse
Guillermo "Don't cry for me Argentina" Coria
Roger "I look like I'm training with a pal but I'm playing a Slam final" Federer

Action Jackson
04-20-2005, 04:31 PM
Feel free to make as many contributions.

Feliciano "I am so beautiful, but I' ve lost my backhand" Lopez
Gaston " I don't have a clue on grass" Gaudio

TheBoiledEgg
04-20-2005, 04:33 PM
Marat "Do you have to think and play at the same time" Safin

Action Jackson
04-20-2005, 04:35 PM
David "Winning Finals is My Speciality" Nalbandian

TheMightyFed
04-20-2005, 04:36 PM
Back then you had:
Stefan "I'm a tennis legend but my forehand sucks" Edberg
Bjorn "I can also smile... sometimes" Borg
Ivan "I am 10 years too early to win Wimbledon" Lendl

TheMightyFed
04-20-2005, 04:38 PM
Rafael "Don't shake my hand my fingers stink" Nadal
Lleyton "I like to make friends on tour" Hewitt

Angel21
04-20-2005, 05:25 PM
This thread is excellent!!! :haha: :haha: keep it up and I'll try to come up with something too

Deboogle!.
04-20-2005, 05:27 PM
:lol: Good stuff

User id 7816
04-20-2005, 05:42 PM
Feli "looking hot sure pisses many people off" Lopez
Marat "no racquet should stay alive" Safin
Fabrice "I bet you didnt think there was such a shot" Santoro

Sjengster
04-20-2005, 05:54 PM
Mariano "I am a fitness machine" Zabaleta
Tim "viewers will need a pacemaker" Henman
Sjeng "Wimbledon specialist" Schalken
Gaston "commitment is my middle name" Gaudio

roisin
04-20-2005, 06:03 PM
Guillermo "Don't cry for me Argentina" Coria
:haha:
:rolls: great thread!!!!

Saumon
04-20-2005, 06:15 PM
Rafael "My right arm is so big" Nadal Parera
Marat "It's my life, let me alone" Safin
Henri "Roland Garros' crowd loved me" Leconte
Andy "Nike and adidas want me" Roddick

TheMightyFed
04-20-2005, 06:20 PM
Rafael "My right arm is so big" Nadal Parera
Marat "It's my life, let me alone" Safin
Henri "Roland Garros' crowd loved me" Leconte
Andy "Nike and adidas want me" Roddick
LOL :drool: :lol:
Andre "I played US Open when Nadal was 3 months old" Agassi
Marcelo "Slam winner" Rios
Pete "Leave me alone with my dream life" Sampras
Pat "Good looks but weird accent" Rafter
ANdy "Babolat shoes tester" Roddick
Marat "Slams give me self-confidence" Safin

Adman
04-20-2005, 06:28 PM
Marat "Another brocken racquet" Safin

Saumon
04-20-2005, 06:34 PM
Rafael "Feeling so old" Nadal

vincayou
04-20-2005, 06:52 PM
Roger "I think I have already beaten this guy" Federer
Andy "I'm sure I'll beat Federer next time" Roddick
Rafael "My left arm is big enough no? Nadal

Caitlin
04-20-2005, 06:57 PM
Carlos "I just want to help Puerta get his ranking up" Moya

alfonsojose
04-20-2005, 07:01 PM
Rainer "Alfonso is inside my pants" Schuettler :drool:

Fee
04-20-2005, 08:12 PM
Rafael "Don't shake my hand my fingers stink" Nadal


Good goddess, that has to be the funniest thing I have EVER read on this forum. I am crying....

niko
04-20-2005, 08:20 PM
David "I'm too sexy!" Nalbandian.

niko
04-20-2005, 08:26 PM
Marat "It's a hangover from AO" Safin.

niko
04-20-2005, 08:30 PM
Andre "An old fart" Agassi.

Rex
04-20-2005, 08:41 PM
Rafael"[/B]hahhahahha andy- you duck, last year in davis cup it took you (the duck) and fish to the pond[B]" Nadal

Jenrios
04-20-2005, 09:50 PM
Great thread! :)

Saumon
04-20-2005, 09:56 PM
Rafael "Not favorite for RG" Nadal
Andy "Biggest favorite for RG" Roddick
Marat "I love Wimbledon" Safin

TheMightyFed
04-20-2005, 10:08 PM
Rafael "Favorite for a Slam I've never played" Nadal
Andre "Tell me when I should stop" Agassi
Sébastien "Struggling to keep motivation" Grosjean
Donald "Poisoned Wild Cards" Young
Gael "Little marketing potential" Monfils
Ivo "Twice Rochus" Karlovic

michelleg
04-20-2005, 10:09 PM
Arnaud "best friend to ballkids" Clement
Vince "Not me calling the escort service" Spadea
Robby "I did not hit on that waitress at Applebee's" Ginepri
Nicolas " but I didn't inhale" Coutelot
Hernan "yo no soy mujeriego" Gumy

George, what a fabulous thread....am thoroughly enjoying this read!!!!

Adman
04-20-2005, 10:19 PM
Tim "Wasting his time" Henman

Fee
04-20-2005, 10:32 PM
Mardy I have two coaches and still can't win a match Fish
Jerome not leaving on an airplane Haehnel
Donald why can't I draw Gambill with one of these wildcards Young
Alexander I really, really, really, really, really want a grass court Masters Popp
Brad vow of silence Gilbert
Paul gregarious extrovert Annacone

TheMightyFed
04-20-2005, 10:36 PM
Brad "Roger, call me, pleeeeeaaase" Gilbert

TheMightyFed
04-20-2005, 10:37 PM
Mardy I have two coaches and still can't win a match Fish
Donald why can't I draw Gambill with one of these wildcards Young
Brad vow of silence Gilbert
:drool: :haha: :lol:

Domino
04-20-2005, 10:40 PM
Mardy "I can't win a match, even when I am winning" Fish
Andy "I'm getting old" Roddick
Roger "I only lose matches after holding match points" Federer
Richard "I only play good tennis against good players" Gasquet
Rafael "I have to grunt as loud as Sharapova" Nadal
Taylor "I'm not fat, my shirt is just too big" Dent
David "I don't need a serve to win" Nalbandian
Brad "I'm a dick" Gilbert.

Deivid23
04-20-2005, 10:43 PM
Nicólás "I like to play baseball with my racket" Almagro
Fernando "My brain outgunned my talent in straight sets" Verdasco
David "I even sweat on warmups" Nalbandian
Sjeng "One day I´ll break my back when serving" Schalken

TheMightyFed
04-20-2005, 10:47 PM
David "I even sweat on warmups" Nalbandian
Sjeng "One day I´ll break my back when serving" Schalken
Excellent !!
you inspired me this one:
David "I look weter than Nadal" Nalbandian
Lleyton "Secret weddings" Hewitt
Juan Ignacio "Spitfire" Chela
Marat "Guys, don't try to understand" Safin

_pyromatic
04-20-2005, 11:34 PM
Marat "Guys, don't try to understand" Safin

:haha: :worship:

Deivid23
04-20-2005, 11:57 PM
Olivier "please, don´t lob me again" Rochus
Dominik "If net was 2 inches higher I´d better play cricket" Hrbaty

Éowyn
04-21-2005, 01:30 AM
mardy "just keep swimming fish" fish
mardy "win 2 games in a row i think not" fish
arnaud "i hate that damn lacoste song" clement
andy "who cares about reebok anyway" roddick
tommy "stop looking at my ass" robredo

tennisace
04-21-2005, 02:38 AM
Andy "I don't care that I'm not number one anymore, Espn still thinks I am" Roddick

Pat "I could wear a potato sack and the girls would still think I'm hot" Rafter

Funniest thread I've read in ages.

Action Jackson
04-21-2005, 03:00 AM
Ivo "I am a not a giant, just vertically challenged" Karlovic

Domino
04-21-2005, 03:06 AM
Nicholas "Must get the ball back at all costs" Massu

Action Jackson
04-21-2005, 03:09 AM
Marcelo "I fulfilled my potential" Rios

Éowyn
04-21-2005, 03:13 AM
Pat "I could wear a potato sack and the girls would still think I'm hot" Rafter
.

well it's true he woudl look good!

lleyton "will you marry me" hewitt

Action Jackson
04-21-2005, 04:14 AM
Raemon 'I only play well in Davis Cup" Sluiter
Nicolas " The epitome of durability" Escude

Caitlin
04-21-2005, 04:47 AM
Mariano "my shorts are way too long" Zabaleta

Action Jackson
04-21-2005, 04:49 AM
Karsten "Smoking enhances your tennis" Braasch

bad gambler
04-21-2005, 05:00 AM
lol, looks like you have created a monster here george.

Radek "please look the other way" stepanek
Guillermo "somebody please call me a trainer!" coria
Marat "do i HAVE to play tennis this week?" safin

Kristen
04-21-2005, 05:02 AM
Jürgen "is my hair ok?" Melzer
Jonas "Tiebreak KING!" Björkman
Thomas "quick! Hand me a string-saver!" Johansson

WyveN
04-21-2005, 05:02 AM
Irakli "How much to tank?" Labadze
Ivan "if only semis were finals" ljubicic
Fernando "unforced error" Gonzalez
Andy "do these shoes go with a suit?" roddick
Jiri "smilie" Novak

Éowyn
04-21-2005, 05:04 AM
andy "baaaaaaahh" roddick
marat "if i take my shirt off maybe they won't notice how bad i'm playing" safin
joachim "how many aces can i hit and still lose" johansson

niko
04-21-2005, 05:47 AM
Rafael " I'd like to wear hip-huggers" Nadal.

Fee
04-21-2005, 06:22 AM
Taylor 'I get injured jumping to conclusions' Dent
Mark 'I get injured in my sleep, but I have the hottest fiancee/child bride on the planet' Philippoussis
Irakli 'drive me to Burger King, please' Labadze
Tommy I scream obscenities at my coach because I love him Haas
Nicolas if you want me, I'll be in the freezer treating my latest injury Kiefer
David hello, I'm a top 20 player and no one recognizes me Ferrer

TheMightyFed
04-21-2005, 06:41 AM
lol, looks like you have created a monster here george.

Radek "please look the other way" stepanek
Guillermo "somebody please call me a trainer!" coria
Marat "do i HAVE to play tennis this week?" safin
:drool: :lol: :bounce:
Rafael "I woke up with Schwarzzie left arm" Nadal
Boris "Blind date" Becker
Thomas "Pete get ready to lose a Slam record"Johansson

Action Jackson
04-21-2005, 06:58 AM
Boris "I perform better on court than in the closet" Becker
Feliciano "I am so beautiful, but I don't have a backhand" Lopez
Irakli " He's not fat, just big boned" Labadze
Horacio "I talk like Speedy Gonzalez" De La Peña
Radek " The Studmuffin" Stepanek ( Radek is a studmuffin by the way)
Mariano "Get me out of Houston quickly" Puerta
Marc " I don't look like Harpo Marx" Rosset

bad gambler
04-21-2005, 07:05 AM
Irakli "give me good odds on my opponent" labadze
Rafael "don't want to stop growing" nadal

TheMightyFed
04-21-2005, 07:11 AM
Andre "Tennis, it's a lucrative game" Agassi

Action Jackson
04-21-2005, 07:12 AM
Andre "I have never taken the guarantee and played my best" Agassi only for St Pölten and Shanghai.

bad gambler
04-21-2005, 07:23 AM
carlos "i love puerta" moya
nikolay "i really am a russian" davydenko

Action Jackson
04-21-2005, 07:50 AM
Stefan "El fashionista" Koubek
Paul-Henri "I lost the Davis Cup final from 2 sets up" Mathieu

TheMightyFed
04-21-2005, 08:08 AM
Taylor "Dunkin Donuts attraction" Dent
Roger "Catch me if you can" Federer
Lleyton "Cool down in changeovers" Hewitt
Fabrice "The standard game" Santoro
Rafael "Stick to the ground while serving" Nadal
Roger "Losing in straight sets" Federer
Stanislas "Thanks for the DC, Rog" Wawrinka
Guy "Lower ranked winnig team" Forget
Mats "Sucks more as a captain" Wilander
Guillermo "Follow the white line" Vilas
Yannick "How to stay famous and still earn millions of euros" Noah

TheMightyFed
04-21-2005, 08:19 AM
Mandoura I cannot good rep you coz' I did recently but I give you a big :hug: and another :smooch: for your great good rep, thanks, that was a lot of work ! ;)

TheMightyFed
04-21-2005, 08:44 AM
Georges "I can die in peace, you know why" Bastl
Vitas "Borg bitch" Gerulaitis
John "Zen master" McEnroe
Radek "Monsters, Inc" Stepanek
Mark "Titanic" Phillipoussis

Puschkin
04-21-2005, 09:42 AM
Juan Carlos I will be back tennistically Ferrero

Ismene
04-21-2005, 09:55 AM
Roger "Gasquet who?" Federer
Lleyton "Have we met before? Marry me" Hewitt
Tim "Better luck next year... or the one after that" Henman
Andy "Nothing beats the atmosphere at AO" Roddick
Nicolas "Why can't the Olympics be every year?" Massu
Michael "I like a healthy breeze around my privates" Llodra
Marat "By George, I think he's finally got it! No, wait -- never mind" Safin
Taylor "I look adorable when I'm serving" Dent

Leena

TheMightyFed
04-21-2005, 09:58 AM
Roger "Gasquet who?" Federer
Lleyton "Have we met before? Marry me" Hewitt
Tim "Better luck next year... or the one after that" Henman
Nicolas "Why can't the Olympics be every year?" Massu
Michael "I like a healthy breeze around my privates" Llodra
Marat "By George, I think he's finally got it! No, wait -- never mind" Safin
Taylor "I look adorable when I'm serving" Dent

I love those :yeah:
Andy "Richard, tell me how" Roddick
Tim "Forget the Slams" Henman
Richard "Winners are boring" Gasquet
Andy "Bye bye Number 1 spot" Roddick
Olivier "White Snow is my best friend" Rochus
Jaden Gil "Tennis anyone ?" Agassi

oz_boz
04-21-2005, 11:00 AM
Ivo "Movement? Man, I can reach both corridors with my fingertips" Karlovic
Andy "If I serve 200 mph I can kill Roger and then I'll win" Roddick
Olivier "The net makes it hard for me, I can't see who I'm playing" Rochus
Roger "Is he only 18? I don't wanna make the poor kid lose" Federer
Lleyton "Cmon? It's of my family's totem, half man half platypus" Hewitt
Andre "If you think my forehand is googd, you ain't seen my wife's" Agassi

SuperFurryAnimal
04-21-2005, 11:00 AM
* Juan Ignacio 'Don't come too close... I might spit on you' Chela
* Patrick 'Sorry Mate' Rafter
* Younes 'The Marathon Man' El Aynaoui
* Nicolas 'Don't come too close, I might bite you' Massu
* Roger 'Beaten twice in 2005 already... I must have a bad season' Federer
* Xavier 'I'll wash my mouth with water and soap' Malisse
* Martin 'Don't come too close, I might give you the fist' Verkerk
* Andre 'I'm getting too old for these things...' Agassi
* Feliciano 'It aren't just words that get in the way sometimes' Lopez
* Carlos 'Maybe I'll write a book on my friend Puerta' Moya
* Rainer 'I just play this bad to get rid of my fans' Schüttler
* Taylor 'Just look away when I'm serving' Dent
* Guillermo 'They say I'm arrogant, but I prefer to call it shy' Coria
* Stefan 'My belly piercing is way cuter than yours' Koubek
* Lleyton 'COME ON... please marry me!' Hewitt
* Goran 'I guess I became addicted to having injuries' Ivanisevic
* Boris 'If you don't have claustrophobia, you should also try a closet sometime' Becker
* Juan Carlos 'Still proud of my blonde period' Ferrero
* Sjeng 'A whole new definition of down-to-earth' Schalken
* Todd 'I might have grey cheekbones but I'm younger than Andre' Martin

TheMightyFed
04-21-2005, 11:13 AM
Andre "feel pretty lonely with my career Slam"Agassi
Sjeng "No, no I don't have a back problem" Schalken
Michael "The naked truth" Llodra
Thomas "Stuntman" Muster
Michael "Sex symbol" Chang
Ivan "Having fun" Lendl

Ome
04-21-2005, 11:51 AM
Ivan "I'm scare of the locker" Ljubicic
Feliciano "I'm too beautiful to play on ATP Tour" Lopez
Nikolay "I'm Russian wanna be" Davydenko
Paradorn "Tell me, how do you spell clay?" Srichaphan
Marat "Can victory and grass be in the same sentence?" Safin
Rafael "I wonder if my arms are normal for 18-year-old boy" Nadal
Roger "Thanks Gasquet. I almost forgot what it's like to lose" Federer

Action Jackson
04-21-2005, 11:57 AM
Paul "Only girls get cramps" Goldstein

Peoples
04-21-2005, 12:37 PM
Fernando "The Tactician" Gonzalez
Dominik "If I throw the ball higher than Ivo, maybe I can serve faster than him" Hrbaty
Florian "I've got technique" Mayer
Stefan "Even if you don't want to see my belly piercing, I'll show it to you anyway as often as I can" Koubek

TheMightyFed
04-21-2005, 12:42 PM
Fernando "The Tactician" Gonzalez
Also called:
Fernando"The chess Master" Gonzalez

Rafael "THe scared teenage" Nadal

bad gambler
04-21-2005, 12:48 PM
james "i'm too nice to be a tennis player" blake

TheMightyFed
04-21-2005, 12:52 PM
james "i'm too nice to be a tennis player" blake
James "Watch out this net post... ouch... too late" Blake

~EMiLiTA~
04-21-2005, 01:17 PM
Marat "I even baffle psychologists" Safin
Guillermo "Gaudio? pfff piece of cake!" Coria
Michael "locker rooms bring out my sensual side" Llodra

TheMightyFed
04-21-2005, 01:24 PM
Guillermo "Gaudio? pfff piece of cake!" Coria

Guillermo "I give it all in 1st 2 sets then serve like Dementieva" Coria

TheMightyFed
04-21-2005, 09:14 PM
Max "The Clay beast" Mirnyi

khyber
04-22-2005, 12:54 AM
Lleyton "Have we met before? Marry me" Hewitt
:lol: :haha:

Daniel
04-22-2005, 01:05 AM
:lol: :lol:

gravity
04-22-2005, 01:09 AM
:lol: the Lleyton one made me laugh too. Ismene :yeah:

Éowyn
04-22-2005, 03:10 AM
lucky ismene 4 people posted the marry me joke before and it got ignored you did it and everyone noticed lols :lol:

bad gambler
04-22-2005, 03:12 AM
wayne "time stands still" arthurs

rocketrajic
04-22-2005, 03:23 AM
Roger ''Who is the next teen to kick my ass?'' Federer
Andy ''I'm surprised that you can return my service'' Roddick
Lleyton ''My wife loves my biceps'' Hewitt
Marat ''Why I have to play early rounds'' Safin

rocketrajic
04-22-2005, 03:36 AM
Tim ''Why every Brit believe in me at Wimbledon after all these years'' Henman
Carlos ''Please retire Puerta'' Moya
David ''I'm the biggest looser in the world'' Nalbandian
Ivan '' Rafael who?'' Ljubicic
Nicolas ''At least, I have 2 gold medals'' Massu
Mario ''I'm the next serve&volleyer to win RG'' Ancic
Radek ''My beauty gives me my good ranking'' Stepanek

Nathaliia
04-22-2005, 09:11 AM
Richard "Federer asked to buy my backhand" Gasquet
Carlos "I like to fuck pretty girls" Moya
Gaston "From zero to hero" Gaudio

Ferrero Forever
04-22-2005, 09:20 AM
Juan Carlos "Simply the best" Ferrero

~EMiLiTA~
04-22-2005, 09:22 AM
Juan Carlos "all the other Spaniards wear bandanas so why can't I?" Ferrero

Action Jackson
04-22-2005, 09:37 AM
Nicolas "What's 30 seconds between points" Massu

TheMightyFed
04-22-2005, 09:51 AM
Petr "Stepanek is Brad Pete compared to me" Korda
Boris "freak serve ritual" Becker
Sergi "No I'm not getting tortured I'm just doing a forehand" Bruguera
Yannick"The Body" Noah
Ivo "Freak show" Karlovic

Sue
04-22-2005, 10:31 AM
Arnaud "best friend to ballkids" Clement
Vince "Not me calling the escort service" Spadea
Robby "I did not hit on that waitress at Applebee's" Ginepri
Nicolas " but I didn't inhale" Coutelot
Hernan "yo no soy mujeriego" Gumy

George, what a fabulous thread....am thoroughly enjoying this read!!!!


Yeah- very, very funny thread- !
Ouch michelle- bit harsh on Hernan though !

TheMightyFed
04-22-2005, 10:52 AM
Roger "Less hyped than Mardy Fish in the US" Federer
Jaden Gil "Grand Slam DNA" Agassi
Andy "Even Karlovic Backhand would be fine for me" Roddick
Roger "DC sucks" Federer
Lleyton "No, proposing is not one of my twitches" Hewitt
Tony "Part timer" Roche
Mirka "Go away supermodels" Vavrinec

LESAK
04-22-2005, 11:37 AM
Svetlana "I used to be a man, but don´t tell anyone" Kuznetsova...
Svetlana "I have a twinbrother Stepanek, do you know him" Kuznetsova

Iza
04-22-2005, 11:45 AM
this thread is great! :worship:

What about this:
James "my smile is so sparkling that it makes me go blind and i can't see the net" Blake
Joachim "my hair looks so slimy but I like it so back off!" Johansson

~EMiLiTA~
04-22-2005, 11:48 AM
Svetlana "I used to be a man, but don´t tell anyone" Kuznetsova...
Svetlana "I have a twinbrother Stepanek, do you know him" Kuznetsova

:haha:

TheMightyFed
04-22-2005, 12:47 PM
Serena "I have the body of a strong guy and the mind of a six years old girl" Williams
Roger "Bring me back to my planet I'm bored in here" Federer

bad gambler
04-22-2005, 12:52 PM
Sargis "my first name really is different to my last one" sargsian

TheMightyFed
04-22-2005, 12:59 PM
Sargis "my first name really is different to my last one" sargsian
:lol: :bigwave: :rolls:
Andy "My future looks like either a big wall or shoulder surgery" Roddick
Donald "Do you feel the pressure?" Young
Also called:
Donald "TMS appetizer" Young

mandoura
04-22-2005, 01:06 PM
Fernando "all muscles no brains" Gonzales.
Rafael "trend setter" Nadal.

mandoura
04-22-2005, 01:07 PM
Serena "I have the body of a strong guy and the mind of a six years old girl" Williams
Roger "Bring me back to my planet I'm bored in here" Federer

Lovely.:haha: :haha:

TheMightyFed
04-22-2005, 01:09 PM
Fernando "all muscles no brains" Gonzales.
Rafael "trend setter" Nadal.
:lol:
Rafael "I forgot my tennis outfit home" Nadal
Michael "peak early" Chang
Wayne "Peak late" Arthurs

TheMightyFed
04-22-2005, 01:20 PM
: Volume2: "the miracle remedy: wedding(s)"
:lol:
Andre "Never pissed off after 20 years on tour ?" Agassi
Tim "I made a bunch of dentists rich" Henman
Juan Carlos "Challenger Space Shuttle" Ferrero

WyveN
04-22-2005, 01:40 PM
Stan I am also Swiss Wawrinka

TheMightyFed
04-22-2005, 01:45 PM
Stan I am also Swiss Wawrinka
:lol:
Marc "I walk the way I want" Rosset

WyveN
04-22-2005, 01:53 PM
George I can only win when my opponent is Sampras at Wimbledon Bastl

Gaston I have the best foot fault in the game Gaudio

TheMightyFed
04-22-2005, 02:02 PM
Andy"My sponsors are dumping me faster than the pace my ranking is decreasing"Roddick
Igor "I Have a great body but nobody knows" Andreev
David "Have you ever watched me on TV ?" Ferrer

Saumon
04-22-2005, 05:08 PM
Rafael "I forgot my tennis outfit home" Nadal

Nastase says it's his pyjamas :tape:

Angel21
04-22-2005, 06:44 PM
Igor "I Have a great body but nobody knows" Andreev


I know... :hearts: :drool: :drool:

TheMightyFed
04-25-2005, 02:01 PM
Andy "It takes guts to face claycourters" Roddick
Rafael "I also like to dominate" Nadal
Sébastien "Back from nowhere" Grosjean

Action Jackson
04-25-2005, 02:21 PM
Oscar "The Challenger King" Hernandez

buddyholly
04-25-2005, 02:24 PM
Nastase says it's his pyjamas :tape:

Q:What do Nadal and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They both wear pyjamas to court.

Action Jackson
04-25-2005, 03:11 PM
Alberto "I was a studmuffin and now I'm bald" Mancini
Alberto "My last name isn't a disease" Berasategui

Horatio Caine
04-25-2005, 03:14 PM
Guillermo "Where's my dummy?" Coria.

TheMightyFed
04-25-2005, 03:24 PM
Rafael "I'd take a Houston winner for my breakfast" Nadal

TheMightyFed
04-28-2005, 02:45 PM
Boris"My DNA is more powerful on the cupboard"Becker

Horatio Caine
04-28-2005, 03:34 PM
Boris"My DNA is more powerful on the cupboard"Becker

:haha: :haha: :haha:

oz_boz
04-28-2005, 03:47 PM
Andre "Have you heard of Samson? For me it's the other way around" Agassi
Boris "I look like a fish? True, but I never need goggles when diving" Becker
Michael "I still can't get enough spin when serving overhand" Chang
Ivan "Some people bite their nails, I chew the inside of my cheeks" Lendl
Christian "I'm actually a nice guy, don't judge me by my name" Ruud
Pete "PS: Marat's pee" Sampras

PaulieM
04-28-2005, 03:50 PM
lleyton "what do you mean, foot fault?!?!?!" hewitt

Horatio Caine
04-29-2005, 11:22 AM
Nikolay "I like to get Sluitered by Dutchmen on CLAY" Davydenko.

oz_boz
05-08-2005, 06:49 PM
Olivier "I wish I were as tall as Coria" Rochus
Rafael "I wish my left arm was as thick as Korda's" Nadal
Gaston "I never give up!" Gaudio

+alonso
05-09-2005, 04:35 AM
:haha: OMG this thread is sooo great and funny :rolls: :haha:
:lol:

KoOlMaNsEaN
05-09-2005, 04:53 AM
Rafael "What???? I can't hear you over my grunting...!" Nadal

NATAS81
05-09-2005, 04:55 AM
Roger "Mindset of a Champion" Federer

KoOlMaNsEaN
05-09-2005, 04:55 AM
Andy "I can hit a 153mph serve but have the ability to lost the point" Roddick

KoOlMaNsEaN
05-09-2005, 04:57 AM
Joachim "What's clay?" Johansson

bad gambler
05-09-2005, 05:07 AM
Joachim "Clay is great becuase it gives me a European holdiay" Johansson

Éowyn
05-09-2005, 05:16 AM
Andre "i'm a legend and have a great game but wife still has a betterforehand" Agassi

Rafael "i don't know when to give up, but it seems to work" Nadal

Vince "americas next top model" Spadea

oz_boz
05-09-2005, 11:52 AM
Andy "Davenport" Roddick
Roger "Henin" Federer
Tim "Mauresmo" Henman
Lleyton "Hingis" Hewitt
Rafael "Seles" Nadal
Ivan "Kournikov" Lendl

Action Jackson
05-09-2005, 11:54 AM
Nicolas "What's 30 sec between points" Massu

Action Jackson
07-28-2005, 01:13 PM
Florian "I am 2m tall, but can't serve" Mayer

The Pro
07-28-2005, 03:39 PM
Juan Carlos Blonde Spaniard Ferrero
Lleyton Kid from the Mighty White Advert Hewitt
Boris It's fun to Mix & Match similies Becker
Roger Rhinoplasty? But my girl has a lovely nose! Federer
Rafael But I don't WANNA play Wimbledon next year! Nadal
Toni Sticking to silly promises will make you a man! Nadal
Marat If only wry charisma was consistency. Safin
Greg Canadian til he said "wanker" Rusedski

LaTenista
07-28-2005, 06:58 PM
Juan Carlos "But I'm the king of clay" Ferrero
Lleyton "Gentlemen prefer blondes" Hewitt
Rafael "I'm the last one to win on my birthday" Nadal
Robby "See I can win a title without Minnie Driver" Ginepri
Taylor "I'm too busy shooting commericals to go to the gym" Dent

LaTenista
07-28-2005, 07:07 PM
Andre "I'll never have enough sponsors" Agassi
Roger "I get rid of DC captains" Federer
Guillermo "I'm innocent. It's not my fault" Coria
Xavier "Anger Management class, anyone?" Malisse

Saumon
07-28-2005, 07:55 PM
Rafael "I cant drive but own 4 cars" Nadal :drive:
Marat "Massage, anyone?" Safin :aplot:

LaTenista
07-29-2005, 01:45 AM
Gaston "I predict match outcomes while playing" Gaudio
Taylor "I think I'll spend my retirement playing tennis" Dent
Goran "Got money?" Ivanisevic
Mario "I'll never live up to the hype after beating Fed" Ancic
Wayne "Spadea told me to go to Scottsdale" Arthurs
James "I met the pope and then had a freak accident" Blake or
James "When in Rome" Blake
Guillermo "Free Willy" Cañas
Michael "Who's your savior?" Chang
Juan Ignacio "I taught Coria to spit" Chela
Alex "I beat Nadal in 2003" Corretja

LaTenista
07-29-2005, 02:09 AM
Roger "I can't believe FedEx hasn't called me" Federer
Wayne "Doesn't everyone unretire to play Davis Cup?" Ferreira
David "I was the last Spaniard to defeat Nadal" Ferrer
Mardy "Losing matches without dropping serve is an artform" Fish
Gaston "I'll always have Paris" Gaudio

alelysafina
07-29-2005, 03:25 AM
Marat"consistency? what is consistency?"Safin
Rafael"Let me ask Carlos"Nadal
Radek"I am part potato"Stepanek
Feliciano"Im too sexy for my shirt" Lopez

superpinkone37
07-29-2005, 04:00 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: Great stuff everyone :lol:

missbungle
07-29-2005, 11:13 AM
Andre "Midlife Crisis" Agassi
Rafael "Teen Queen" Nadal
Andy "Where's a homicidal Roger-hater when you need one" Roddick
Lleyton "My unborn baby is already more mature than I am" Hewitt

GonzoFan
07-29-2005, 11:15 AM
Marat [B]"Massage, anyone?" Safin :aplot:

:haha: :haha:

Rex
07-29-2005, 12:28 PM
funny stuff guys!!!!!!!!!!1

pablo2k1
07-29-2005, 06:08 PM
Filippo "The Serving Machine" Volandri

alelysafina
07-29-2005, 09:49 PM
Marat "Do you have any Lotion?" Safin

ae wowww
07-29-2005, 09:59 PM
"Fabrice "I bet you didnt think there was such a shot" Santoro"

Lmao :D

RogiFan88
07-29-2005, 10:32 PM
Brad "Roger, call me, pleeeeeaaase" Gilbert

Brad ANYBODY, please call me! Gilbert

Saumon
07-29-2005, 10:37 PM
Brad ANYBODY, please call me! Gilbert
:lol: :devil:

NINA_BCN
07-29-2005, 10:42 PM
Brad ANYBODY, please call me! Gilbert


:haha: :haha: :haha: :devil:

Saumon
07-29-2005, 10:48 PM
Lleyton "COME ON Bec!! Give birth to this fucking baby!!" Hewitt
Andre "German outfits are the best, who cares about American ones?" Agassi
Mark "My child bride still goes to the nursery school" Philippoussis
Rafael "Im not the favorite when I play on clay, no?" Nadal

RogiFan88
07-29-2005, 10:49 PM
Brad just freakin hire me, I don't care who you are! Gilbert

NINA_BCN
07-29-2005, 10:50 PM
OMG!!!!!!! :haha: :haha:

Saumon
07-29-2005, 10:50 PM
Brad "I'll even coach you for FREE" Gilbert

RogiFan88
07-29-2005, 10:52 PM
Brad what the hell, they LOVE me at ESPN anyway Gilbert

NINA_BCN
07-29-2005, 10:53 PM
You're so f*****g great!!!!!! :yeah:

RogiFan88
07-29-2005, 10:55 PM
Hey, I have a question: why w Brat Gilberd be in the ATP guide anyway??? ;)

Saumon
07-29-2005, 10:56 PM
Hey, I have a question: why w Brat Gilberd be in the ATP guide anyway??? ;)
there's a legend that's says he used to be a pro :eek:

RogiFan88
07-29-2005, 10:56 PM
Brad "I'll even coach you for FREE" Gilbert

reply to yours, Saumon:

Brad OK, how much do you want for coaching you? Gilbert

Saumon
07-29-2005, 10:57 PM
reply to yours, Saumon:

Brad OK, how much do you want for coaching you? Gilbert

:lol: that was going to be my next one ;) :devil:

NINA_BCN
07-29-2005, 10:59 PM
Maybe $ 100,000 per day ;)

RogiFan88
07-30-2005, 03:19 AM
Carlos "Life's a beach (in Umag)" Moya

Taylor "Retiring from a match doesn't count as a loss, right??" Dent

Robby "I should have dumped the old skank Minnie ages ago!" Ginepri

Jiri "I'm considered a sex god at home" Novak

Jurgen "Just because I have a ponytail doesn't mean I'm gay" Melzer

Anna "Winning isn't everything" Kournikova

sigmagirl91
07-30-2005, 03:28 AM
Gaston "Why Ain't Nobody Talkin' About My Ass?" Gaudio

pablo2k1
07-30-2005, 03:42 AM
Juan Carlos "Stop talking about Rafa, I'm better than him" Ferrero
Gaston "What's an easy match?" Gaudio
Mark "How do you win again?" Philippoussis
Ivo "Serve isn't important" Karlovic
David "Skinny" Nalbandian

pablo2k1
07-30-2005, 03:43 AM
Taylor "Fitness Freak" Dent

LaTenista
07-30-2005, 03:46 AM
Carlos "At least Nadal can't take away my record as the 1st Spaniard to be No 1" Moya

Carlos "That other guy from Mallorca" Moya

Juan Carlos "Blonde ambition" Ferrero

Feliciano "I'm pretending clay is just red grass" Lopez

Dominik "Who needs variety?" Hrbaty

Éowyn
07-30-2005, 04:55 AM
Rafael "I cant drive but own 4 cars" Nadal :drive:
Marat "Massage, anyone?" Safin :aplot:

:lol: at the marat one! as for rafa having 4 cars i can think of better things for him to do in his car than drive them i'll teach him if he likes :aplot:

pablo2k1
07-30-2005, 05:50 AM
Mark "Which lowly ranked no name should I make famous for a day now?" Philippoussis

Action Jackson
07-30-2005, 11:02 AM
Carlos " I am the true king of Umag" Moya
Feliciano " my backhand is better than my hair" Lopez

TheBoiledEgg
07-30-2005, 11:06 AM
Andrew "i never cramp" Murray

Saumon
07-30-2005, 01:32 PM
Rafael "Touching my butt gives me luck" Nadal
Vince "What do you mean I look stupid?" Spadea
Marat "I have no knee injury, I just wanted some vacations" Safin
Juan Carlos "What? I'm not the king of clay anymore? WTF?!?!?!" Ferrero
Gustavo "Yes, I used to be world number one" Kuerten

sigmagirl91
07-30-2005, 02:24 PM
James "Norm is my bestest friend" Blake

sigmagirl91
07-30-2005, 03:47 PM
Fernando "I Will Win This On the 153982299th Match Point" Verdasco

RogiFan88
07-30-2005, 08:24 PM
Marat Pimp my Ride Safin

sigmagirl91
07-30-2005, 09:53 PM
Marat Pimp my Ride Safin

Followed by Rafael "Can't Pimp My Ride Until I Get A License" Nadal

Choupi
07-30-2005, 09:59 PM
Filippo "How I'd Love To Manage At Least 1 Ace Per tournament!" Volandri

bad gambler
07-31-2005, 01:39 AM
Fernando "Give the crowd their money's worth" Verdasco

ditto for Gaston Gaudio

bad gambler
07-31-2005, 01:40 AM
Carlos "Give me a beach nearby and I play like a no 1" Moya

bad gambler
07-31-2005, 01:42 AM
Andre "60 is the number of tournament wins i'm gunning for not my current age" Agassi

enqvistfan
07-31-2005, 08:50 AM
Thanks everyone for this thread, I'm spending a great time reading you. It's so much fun :haha:

Choupi
07-31-2005, 08:57 AM
Arnaud "Now That I have A Brand New Haircut I Can Do It For Sure" Clément

Action Jackson
07-31-2005, 08:59 AM
Ivo "Groundstrokes are my speciality" Karlovic
Juan Carlos "I am more disappointed when we win the Davis Cup" Ferrero

Suzi
07-31-2005, 11:04 AM
:haha: omg u guys crack me up!

pablo2k1
07-31-2005, 11:34 AM
Andre "I love cortisone injections" Agassi
Ricardo "I need 15 match points" Mello

LaTenista
08-01-2005, 12:33 AM
Fernando "I fall apart the moment I realize I'm winning a match" Verdasco

Ricardo "I aspire to someday have Nadal's serve" Mello

And since I'm picking on lefties (I am one too), let me just remark that all the losers today (Muller, Moya, and Verdasco) are all lefties by birth - Carlos was just taught to play tennis with his right hand.

pablo2k1
08-01-2005, 04:12 PM
Paul-Henri "I love pressure" Mathieu

Saumon
08-01-2005, 05:46 PM
And since I'm picking on lefties (I am one too), let me just remark that all the losers today (Muller, Moya, and Verdasco) are all lefties by birth - Carlos was just taught to play tennis with his right hand.
and Nadal started playing with both hands, then right-handed and finally left-handed :p

Fee
08-01-2005, 08:42 PM
Jim 'star of TTC's Doubles Coverage' Thomas
Graydon 'co-star of TTC's Doubles Coverage' Oliver

TheMightyFed
08-30-2005, 04:17 PM
Richard "5-setters" Gasquet
Donald "Is there a gap between juniors and pros ?" Young
Andre "20 USO in a row: Fear factor ?" Agassi
Roger "Do you think I'll lose 5 times in 05 ?" Federer
Rafael "Can someone help me to put this spandex stuff on ?" Nadal
Gaston "Do I look bored after clay season ?" Gaudio
Andy "I beat Federer... in my dreams" Roddick
Roger "one loss on hard court so far... and I got match point" Federer
Marat "Let's stop damaging this knee" Safin
:wavey:

Action Jackson
08-30-2005, 04:33 PM
Chris " I am not Wayne Arthurs, but Ronald McDonald" Guccione
Gaston " I love New York" Gaudio
Feliciano "Where's the nearest mirror" Lopez

LaTenista
04-21-2006, 06:37 PM
Mardy "I decided to make my comeback as a clay courter" Fish
Guillermo "Got serve?" Coria
Roger "I just let my opponents' fear defeat themselves" Federer
David "I hate match clocks" Ferrer

Deboogle!.
04-21-2006, 06:41 PM
omg thank you for bumping this great threadMardy "I decided to make my comeback as a clay courter" Fish
Guillermo "Got serve?" Coria
Roger "I just let my opponents' fear defeat themselves" Federer
David "I hate match clocks" Ferrer:haha: those are all fantastic!!

Action Jackson
04-21-2006, 06:43 PM
Carlos "Donald Young is my Bitch" Berlocq
Mariano "Close the door on my career" Puerta
Adam "I am loved for my tennis and not my hair" Chadaj

Action Jackson
04-21-2006, 06:51 PM
Dmitry "The Tactical Genius" Tursunov
Richard "I have no pressure in France" Gasquet
Tomas "The Poor Mans Acasuso" Behrend
Flavio "The Man of Steel" Saretta
Anna "I was a model, no wait tennis player" Kournikova
Mark "I care about tennis instead of shagging ho's" Phillippoussis

alelysafina
04-21-2006, 07:18 PM
arnaud "i hate that damn lacoste song" clement


:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Omg!! That is the funniest thing I've ever read!!! :haha: :haha:

alelysafina
04-21-2006, 07:39 PM
Juan Carlos "Base of the line" Ferrero

Rafael "I have lots of pression no?" Nadal

Saumon
04-21-2006, 07:52 PM
Rafael "I have lots of pression no?" Nadal
:lol:

your avy :inlove: :hearts:


Dmitry "Will I ever have my own forum?" Tursunov :rolleyes:

NATAS81
04-21-2006, 09:02 PM
Hard Groundstrokes Can Win On Clay - Fernando Gonzalez

shotgun
04-21-2006, 09:19 PM
David "tennis is just my day-time job" Nalbandian

lorenz
04-21-2006, 09:42 PM
David "I love play early in the mornings" Nalbandian

*Ljubica*
04-21-2006, 09:44 PM
David "tennis gets in the way of watching rally cars" Nalbandian

shotgun
04-21-2006, 10:24 PM
Robin "I can't be even half as charismatic as the other Swedes" Soderling

justClaudia
04-21-2006, 10:33 PM
David "tennis is just my day-time job" Nalbandian

Ha ha ha. Aren't you funny? Rosie I can forgive, but you! :fiery:


Not that it is a lie. :lol:

Nathaliia
04-21-2006, 10:39 PM
Lleyton "Why didn't you tell me she looked like Mrs Shrek" Hewitt
:tape: :lol:

Nathaliia
04-21-2006, 10:41 PM
Donald "Poisoned Wild Cards" Young

somebody out there had a sixth sense :)

Nathaliia
04-21-2006, 10:43 PM
Olivier "please, don´t lob me again" Rochus

:awww: :spit:

Nathaliia
04-21-2006, 10:50 PM
ohhh hard to quote everything, this thread officially rulez :crazy:

gusman890
04-21-2006, 11:02 PM
andy i would rather sleep with paris then goto paris roddick

alelysafina
04-21-2006, 11:49 PM
andy i would rather sleep with paris then goto paris roddick

:spit: :spit:

gomarray
04-21-2006, 11:52 PM
Ivan "much taller version of Moby" Ljubicic
Carlos "bagel man" Berlocq
Nicolas "it slipped out of my hands" Kiefer
Juan Ignacio "shouldn't I be allowed to use steroids, look at me" Chela
Andy "I'm so fucked now they have Hawk-Eye" Roddick

amierin
04-22-2006, 01:16 AM
David "tennis is just my day-time job" Nalbandian

I love this one!!! These are so cool!

atheneglaukopis
04-22-2006, 03:34 AM
Tommy "Always in the zone" Haas, aka Tommy "My sleeves distract me, my shirt distracts me, my underwear distracts me, my hair distracts me, the wind distracts me, playing DC at home distracts me, shall I go on?" Haas
Tommy "Getting on Jim Courier's good side so my draw isn't rigged" Haas
Roger "Taking advantage of the second set to contemplate the meaning of life" Federer
Marat "Five year plans: It's a Russian thing" Safin
Marcos "I will be sleeping with my girlfriend--my coach will be watching" Baghdatis
Mardy "King of Clay" Fish, aka Mardy "I owe you one, Tommy" Fish

I'm loving this thread! My favorites:
marat "if i take my shirt off maybe they won't notice how bad i'm playing" safin
Rafael "i don't know when to give up, but it seems to work" Nadal
Fabrice "I bet you didnt think there was such a shot" Santoro
Gaston I have the best foot fault in the game Gaudio
In light of recent events, I add: Guillermo "My double fault is better than your foot fault" Coria

federated
04-22-2006, 03:51 AM
Andre "Midlife Crisis" Agassi
Rafael "Teen Queen" Nadal
Andy "Where's a homicidal Roger-hater when you need one" Roddick
Lleyton "My unborn baby is already more mature than I am" Hewitt

:haha: :haha: :worship:

amierin
04-22-2006, 05:12 AM
"Even my wife admires Nadal, she once joked that she likes (him) so much that she wishes she can adopt him and bring him home."

atheneglaukopis this quote is a bit much. I mean I admire Rafa too and would love to bring him home but adopting him would make it incest...

Back on topic:

Guillermo"Can Anybody In Here Serve"Coria
Marat " Never on a Sunday" Safin

Action Jackson
08-15-2006, 06:32 AM
Brad "I am as quiet as Marcel Marceau" Gilbert

Andy "I'm so fit Thomas Muster is a pussy compared to me" Murray

Dmitry "I have more fans cause of my blog than my tennis" Tursunov

Tomas "Can I play Pavel, Moya and Ferrero every week" Behrend

Jimmy "The ATP should have named the sportsmanship award after me" Connors

Richard "I don't have bandwagon fans" Gasquet

Gael "I can dance, but not sing like Michael Jackson" Monfils

Robby "I will bamboozle you with my charisma" Ginepri

Action Jackson
08-15-2006, 06:36 AM
Marcos "Small tournaments are a waste of time" Baghdatis

Action Jackson
08-15-2006, 06:39 AM
Florian "I only play well in Sopot and Challengers" Mayer

Robt424
08-15-2006, 06:42 AM
Ivan "much taller version of Moby" Ljubicic
Carlos "bagel man" Berlocq
Nicolas "it slipped out of my hands" Kiefer
Juan Ignacio "shouldn't I be allowed to use steroids, look at me" Chela
Andy "I'm so fucked now they have Hawk-Eye" Roddick


Oh god... :clap2: thats the funniest thing I think I've ever heard

bad gambler
08-15-2006, 06:53 AM
Todd "Who am I?" Reid

Novak "I can sing a good rendition of Proud Mary" Djokovic

Robt424
08-15-2006, 06:53 AM
Rafael "my biggest challenges are Federer and bananas" Nadal

Roger "now that I'm famous I can get any girl, but damn its too late to dump fatty" Federer

Ivan Hello?! is anyone listening to me? Ljubicic

Andy "I should be in jail for banging Sharapova when she was 15"[B] Roddick

Andy [B]"Whoa, why the hell am I on ESPN 24/7 all of a sudden Murray

Andre I'm too old for this sh** Agassi

Radek I think my girlfriend might be blind Stepanek

Jlee
08-15-2006, 07:58 AM
Andy "speak the word mojo and die" Roddick
James "fifth set wonder" Blake
Roger "you can't touch this" Federer
Rafael "I'd rather play Roger, no?" Nadal
Robby "cook extraordinaire " Ginepri
Ivan "who am I again?" Ljubicic
Marcos "screw this, just get me to the Open" Baghdatis

atheneglaukopis
08-15-2006, 08:41 PM
Marat "Losing is a highly developed art form" Safin

Action Jackson
08-16-2006, 04:44 AM
Marcos "All For Love" Baghdatis

Check the last posts for the Tennis Lookalikes thread for the reference.

atheneglaukopis
08-16-2006, 04:46 AM
Tommy "Talking the talk" Haas
Rafael "Walking the walk" Nadal

mongo
08-16-2006, 04:51 PM
Jarkko "Eminem" Nieminen

Rafael "Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definately not wearing my underwear. My underwear have my name and it says Vamos Rafa. I get my underwear at a K-Mart in Cincinnati" Nadal

Guillermo "I do really good impressions" Coria

James "The traffic out of here is a bitch at this time, I'm not sticking around for the end of this" Blake

I hate my 'effing dad for naming me Tommy Robredo

Juan Carlos "The other J.C." Ferrero

Vince "introducing the Peterbuilt tennis line" Spadea

Andre "my USO parting gift is going to e-bay" Agassi

Blue Orange
08-18-2006, 05:09 PM
Nikolay "Mickey Mouse tournament" Davydenko
Tommy "Haribo kid" Robredo
Lukas "Tic-tac-toe specialist" Dlouhy

rrfnpump
08-18-2006, 07:34 PM
Lukas I lost all my money in the casino Dlouhy
Christophe I am even shorter than my brother Rochus

GlennMirnyi
08-18-2006, 08:17 PM
Dmitry "swiftness is my name" Tursunov

shotgun
06-18-2007, 01:34 AM
Fernando "Blonde, but no bombshell" Vicente

Jo-Wilfried "Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee" Tsonga

Florian "I'll reach the top 10 by winning several challengers" Mayer

GlennMirnyi
06-18-2007, 03:04 AM
Oscar "my serve goes over 240km/h" Hernandez

Emilio
06-18-2007, 03:13 AM
Marat "I had my chances, he took his chances" Safin

Action Jackson
06-18-2007, 03:39 AM
Stefan "I make yellow shorts look sexy" Koubek

LaTenista
06-18-2007, 03:59 AM
Mark "I have to star in a reality dating show to find a girlfriend" Philippoussis :o

Dusk Soldier
06-18-2007, 04:18 AM
Roger "You can put the racket down you won't be needing it." Federer

Turquoise
06-19-2007, 08:56 AM
Marat "The third rung on the ladder is missing" Safin

Action Jackson
06-19-2007, 09:08 AM
Luis "the mental maestro" Horna
Gaston "I really love Wimbledon" Gaudio
Ivan "I can underarm aces" Ljubicic

Action Jackson
12-21-2010, 08:47 AM
Richard" kissed the girl and got cocaine" Gasquet
Andreas " the master of serving out sets and matches" Seppi

PiggyGotRoasted
12-21-2010, 08:52 AM
Richard" kissed the girl and got cocaine" Gasquet
Andreas " the master of serving out sets and matches" Seppi

Teimuraz "Its all in the tank" Gabashvili
Dustin "The colour of my hair isnt" Brown
Dudi "I cant find a" Sela

Action Jackson
12-21-2010, 08:56 AM
Jan "I peak for the Prostejov Challenger" Hajek
Rui "The Scottish number 2" Machado

Action Jackson
12-21-2010, 11:00 AM
Oscar "I don't need titles to show I'm a king" Hernandez

n8
12-21-2010, 11:10 AM
Yen-Hsun "can't make an ATP semi" Lu
Fabrice "shortest retirement ever" Santoro
Stanislas "don't shave for wedding" Wawrinka
Mardy "finally eats less cake and more" Fish
Bernard "piss off as many people, as young as possible" Tomic

Blackbriar
12-21-2010, 11:45 AM
Richard "2 sets and a break" Gasquet
Fernando "please don't make me serve for the match" Verdasco
Gael "the wind was blowing only on my side of the court" Monfils

Serenidad
12-22-2010, 11:31 AM
Daniel "Serenidad's fave" Brands.