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Paulie's Palace- OH MY AMELIE!!!!!

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PaulieM
04-08-2005, 08:36 PM
well today has been a wonderful day indeed. it's friday, i only lost one vbet, and.... I'M ON THE FIRST PAGE OF THE REP LIST!! :woohoo: :aparty:
to celebrate achieving my greatest mtf ambition i have decided to give myself my own thread. everyone else around here has one, it's about <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=time&v=55">time</a> i got my own(taking my cue from ducky):D
feel <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=free&v=55">free</a> to come in here anytime and discuss anything from hot guys to <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=tennis&v=55">tennis</a>, to hot <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=tennis&v=55">tennis</a> guys, heck ANYTHING! drop by to tell me about your day etc. and help me get to know everyone on this board a lot better. :hug: :hug:

sigmagirl91
04-08-2005, 08:39 PM
Paulie, you deserve to be blinged out in your own thread. So, get your swerve on.....

GermanBoy
04-08-2005, 08:45 PM
Wow :eek: Mooya has a thread... :p

Much more elegant in here than in Mikey`s cottage... :D

Choupi
04-08-2005, 08:48 PM
:wavey: Paulie!

Another brand new thread. Thanks! It's gonna be difficult to know where to come and chat with all those threads... ;) but I find it :cool:

GermanBoy
04-08-2005, 08:50 PM
Mine is best, of course! :angel:

PaulieM
04-08-2005, 08:54 PM
well it's time to get to know me a little bit better. let play a game(stolen from ducky). Guess the following...
1. How old am I?
2. Where do I go to college?
3. Who's my favorite tennis player other than Roger?
4. What's my favorite color?
5. What's my favorite item of clothing?
6. How many siblings do I have?
7. Who's my favorite musician?
8. What tv shows do I watch religiously?
9. favorite movie?
10. favorite chick flick?
11. favorite color rose?
12. greatest fear?

El Legenda
04-08-2005, 09:06 PM
well it's time to get to know me a little bit better. let play a game(stolen from ducky). Guess the following...
1. How old am I?
2. Where do I go to college?
3. Who's my favorite tennis player other than Roger?
4. What's my favorite color?
5. What's my favorite item of clothing?
6. How many siblings do I have?
7. Who's my favorite musician?
8. What tv shows do I watch religiously?

:worship: I glad my game is getting used lol

1. U are 18
2. Somewhere in NY
3. Blake
4. Red
5. U like to be naked so none ;)
6. 2
7. TUPAC WOOT WOOT Lol
8. OC

El Legenda
04-08-2005, 09:07 PM
Wow :eek: Mooya has a thread... :p

Much more elegant in here than in Mikey`s cottage... :D

Hey My thread is elegant ;)

MissMoJo
04-08-2005, 09:15 PM
:wavey: Paulie, pimpette :eek: what will hubby say ;)
I'll try your game
1.18
2.Cornell
3. James
4.Peach
5.Jeans
6.2
7.Lenny Kravitz
8.The apprentice

GermanBoy
04-08-2005, 09:27 PM
We should play that game the other way round, everybody tells the others some facts about him-/herself... :D

PaulieM
04-08-2005, 09:48 PM
i added some questions. some great guesses so far, keep it up! :yippee:

El Legenda
04-08-2005, 10:13 PM
i added some questions. some great guesses so far, keep it up! :yippee:

PM me my score ;)

El Legenda
04-08-2005, 10:20 PM
:wavey: Paulie, pimpette :eek: what will hubby say ;)


i dont see him around lately......Im gonna make my move :aplot: ;) :rolls:

Corinna
04-08-2005, 10:29 PM
hey great to see you have an own thread..congrats to be on the first rep site :yeah: :hug:

MissMoJo
04-08-2005, 10:42 PM
How do we know our score :confused:

PaulieM
04-08-2005, 11:02 PM
i sent you guys PMs with the answers. MissMoJo and Ducky are tied for first place with 2 correct answers(although they only answered the 8 original questions)!
come on guys more guesses :bigclap:

El Legenda
04-08-2005, 11:40 PM
1st place WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

mandoura
04-09-2005, 12:44 AM
Hi PaulieM. What a lovely thread. :)

My guesses are:

1. How old am I? ==> 18
2. Where do I go to college? ==> New York, maybe?
3. Who's my favorite tennis player other than Roger? ==> James Blake
4. What's my favorite color? ==> Pink
5. What's my favorite item of clothing? ==> Shoes
6. How many siblings do I have? ==> 2
7. Who's my favorite musician? ==> That's a hard one.
8. What tv shows do I watch religiously? ==> American Idol
9. favorite movie? ==> That's a hard one.
10. favorite chick flick? ==> That's a hard one.
11. favorite color rose? ==> Red
12. greatest fear? ==> Roger loosing.

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 12:57 AM
mandoura ties ducky and jo. first person to get more than 2 right gets a prize!
by the way when i said where do i go to college, i meant which school, but if you guess the location correctly i'll give it to you. :hug:

El Legenda
04-09-2005, 01:40 AM
well i didnt get to answer 9-12 so here they are

9. shawshank redemption and coming to america
10. when harry met sally
11. yellow
12. going blind

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 02:58 AM
only 3 guesses. come on guys! :rolleyes:

tennischick
04-09-2005, 03:21 AM
1. How old am I? = 28
2. Where do I go to college? = UNC
3. Who's my favorite tennis player other than Roger? = Rafa
4. What's my favorite color? = Blue
5. What's my favorite item of clothing? = undies
6. How many siblings do I have? = none
7. Who's my favorite musician? = Lenny Kravitz
8. What tv shows do I watch religiously? = reruns of Fresh Prince
9. favorite movie? = Mississippi Masala
10. favorite chick flick? = When Harry met Sally
11. favorite color rose? = yellow
12. greatest fear? = aging

sigmagirl91
04-09-2005, 11:51 AM
well it's time to get to know me a little bit better. let play a game(stolen from ducky). Guess the following...
1. How old am I?
2. Where do I go to college?
3. Who's my favorite tennis player other than Roger?
4. What's my favorite color?
5. What's my favorite item of clothing?
6. How many siblings do I have?
7. Who's my favorite musician?
8. What tv shows do I watch religiously?
9. favorite movie?
10. favorite chick flick?
11. favorite color rose?
12. greatest fear?

1. 18
2. NYU
3. James
4. Blue
5. Halter top
6. 2
7. Lenny K
8. The OC, Apprentice
9. ?
10. Cruel Intentions
11. Pink
12. Drowning

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 04:17 PM
we have a new winner..... Tiff!!! with 3 correct answers :bigclap: :aparty:
i'll post the answers later today so keep on guessing people :D

Suzi
04-09-2005, 04:25 PM
:wavey: hiya Paulie!

1. How old am I? = 20
2. Where do I go to college? = ummm i have no clue New York
3. Who's my favorite tennis player other than Roger? = Blake
4. What's my favorite color? = Red
5. What's my favorite item of clothing? = t-shirt
6. How many siblings do I have? = one
7. Who's my favorite musician? = Lenny Kravitz
8. What tv shows do I watch religiously? = ?????
9. favorite movie? = ?????
10. favorite chick flick? = ??????
11. favorite color rose? = red
12. greatest fear? = death

I dont really know ya so it was quite tricky!

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 05:07 PM
ugh i'm at the library trying to do some research for my paper. clearly it's not going so well since i'm posting on here instead. anybody know anything about how mtv affects the sexual attitudes of teens?? :scratch: hmm maybe i can submit your answers as research...

El Legenda
04-09-2005, 05:50 PM
ugh i'm at the library trying to do some research for my paper. clearly it's not going so well since i'm posting on here instead. anybody know anything about how mtv affects the sexual attitudes of teens?? :scratch: hmm maybe i can submit your answers as research...

hahah paulie i got to do reseach paper to...and instead of it i went to play basketball....now im here i just keep pushing it back ;)

Corey Feldman
04-09-2005, 06:10 PM
welcome pimpette palace :aplot:

sigmagirl91
04-09-2005, 06:11 PM
we have a new winner..... Tiff!!! with 3 correct answers :bigclap: :aparty:
i'll post the answers later today so keep on guessing people :D

Thanks. :D

freesbee
04-09-2005, 06:44 PM
:wavey: hi paulie

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 07:45 PM
:wavey: hi paulie
hello :wavey:
i'm giving up on the library for a little bit. gonna get some food hangout here for a while then back to hitting the books later. sounds like it's going to be an exciting saturday evening as usual :(
has anybody seen my fiance around? haven't heard from him in days... there was someone on with the sn adeegee returns, hope that doesn't mean he's been banned. :confused: :sad: if so, for what, he's not generally all that offensive?? :smooch:

MissFairy
04-09-2005, 08:10 PM
:wavey: Paulie :hug: i just saw that you had a thread :) and you're totally thread-worthy, with the hotness of men you know and all :dance:

El Legenda
04-09-2005, 08:11 PM
:wavey: Paulie :hug: i just saw that you had a thread :) and you're totally thread-worthy, with the hotness of men you know and all :dance:


ohhh geezz both ur gals threads is about men...how bout the hot LADIES :)

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 08:32 PM
ohhh geezz both ur gals threads is about men...how bout the hot LADIES :)
this thread is not just for discussing hot men, we can discuss anything! :D
so i'm watching a replay of the original broadcast from the wedding of Princess Di and Prince Charles. they are showing a bunch of royal stuff in light of his wedding to day :o
oh boy diana wore great clothes sometimes but good god her wedding dress was UGLY!! i love the 80s but oh boy the clothes... :scared:

MissFairy
04-09-2005, 08:34 PM
uh huh her dress was :eek:
in all honesty it was just meant to be bigger than any other one, which it definitely was :p
they showed 3 hours of his wedding live on tv, on TWO channels :rolleyes:

CooCooCachoo
04-09-2005, 08:36 PM
:wavey: Paulie :hug:

El Legenda
04-09-2005, 08:37 PM
They showed it here 2...i watched till some lady started singing some crap..i fell back asleep :)

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 08:38 PM
:wavey: Paulie :hug:
:wavey: how are you?
oh goodness someone definitely should have told her that less is sometimes more :p

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 08:39 PM
i frankly can't believe that wedding happened. camilla and charles both suck. but at least the god forsaken thing is over now... :rolleyes:

MissFairy
04-09-2005, 08:46 PM
i frankly can't believe that wedding happened. camilla and charles both suck. but at least the god forsaken thing is over now... :rolleyes:
meh, it was bound to happen eventually, although the prospect of him being my King makes me a little nauseus to be honest, and her as his Queen? :rolleyes: but at least now they can just leave us at peace, as man and wife :(

yeah, less is more, especially in that scenario, Camilla definetely went that way :o not in a good way though :p

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 08:55 PM
meh, it was bound to happen eventually, although the prospect of him being my King makes me a little nauseus to be honest, and her as his Queen? :rolleyes: but at least now they can just leave us at peace, as man and wife :(

yeah, less is more, especially in that scenario, Camilla definetely went that way :o not in a good way though :p
ugh camilla will hardly ever be a fashion icon. i don't think i've ever liked anything she's worn :scared:

sigmagirl91
04-09-2005, 08:57 PM
Camilla is as old as dirt, honey.

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 09:01 PM
Camilla is as old as dirt, honey.
and she certainly hasn't aged well. they had a special on tv about her charles the other day and when she was in her late teens/early 20s she was actually quite pretty. i was surprised, i thought she'd always been hideous. :shrug:

sigmagirl91
04-09-2005, 09:03 PM
and she certainly hasn't aged well. they had a special on tv about her charles the other day and when she was in her late teens/early 20s she was actually quite pretty. i was surprised, i thought she'd always been hideous. :shrug:

She looks like she's taken too many sunbaths.

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 09:07 PM
She looks like she's taken too many sunbaths.
yes, she's increadibly wrinkled for her age. i can't imagine what it would be like to see that naked :scared: my guess it that charles doesn't look so hot either, so i guess it works. by the way how did prince andrew turn out that attractive, being related to that ugly bunch??? :eek:

sigmagirl91
04-09-2005, 09:13 PM
yes, she's increadibly wrinkled for her age. i can't imagine what it would be like to see that naked :scared: my guess it that charles doesn't look so hot either, so i guess it works. by the way how did prince andrew turn out that attractive, being related to that ugly bunch??? :eek:

I have no idea.

sigmagirl91
04-09-2005, 09:47 PM
Question for the day: Who told Ashanti she could sing?

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 09:49 PM
Question for the day: Who told Ashanti she could sing?
omg don't even get me started on that. when she won some best new artist award a couple of years ago, that was the biggest piece of crap. all her songs sound the same, and none of them are that good. ugh :o

MissFairy
04-09-2005, 09:50 PM
Question for the day: Who told Ashanti she could sing?
:lol: if i had a time machine, i would go back and gag that person

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 09:53 PM
like someone said once on wtaworld in this thread i started about people you wish had been one hit wonders, umm yeah definitely wins that. "she only had one popular song; aww baby, and that was only because she put the sound of her having an orgasm to music." :rolleyes:

tennischick
04-09-2005, 10:46 PM
yes, she's increadibly wrinkled for her age. i can't imagine what it would be like to see that naked :scared: my guess it that charles doesn't look so hot either, so i guess it works. by the way how did prince andrew turn out that attractive, being related to that ugly bunch??? :eek:
rumor has it that Charles may not be the father :p

El Legenda
04-09-2005, 10:48 PM
rumor has it that Charles may not be the father :p

:haha: :wavey:

MissMoJo
04-09-2005, 10:53 PM
Question for the day: Who told Ashanti she could sing?
Probably the same person who taught her how to 'dance.'

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 10:56 PM
Probably the same person who taught her how to 'dance.'
:haha: oh god :rolleyes:

El Legenda
04-09-2005, 10:56 PM
I think she is going out with Nelly..St.Louis preresent woot woot :)

PaulieM
04-09-2005, 10:58 PM
since we were on the topic of royals earlier.... who's hotter, William or Harry?
i used to think william, but harry's gotten pretty cute. :D

sigmagirl91
04-09-2005, 11:23 PM
Probably the same person who taught her how to 'dance.'

OMG!! That skip-run mess she has going on has got to be "killed". She's seriously rhythm impaired.

sigmagirl91
04-09-2005, 11:26 PM
like someone said once on wtaworld in this thread i started about people you wish had been one hit wonders, umm yeah definitely wins that. "she only had one popular song; aww baby, and that was only because she put the sound of her having an orgasm to music." :rolleyes:

Yeah...that song. Pitiful, I tell you.

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 01:18 AM
so i'm finally getting to see this royal wedding that occured today and i must say camilla looked nice in her grey outfit, it's probably the best i've ever seen her look. even though i think she sucks she gets a :clap2: i must say though it was funny to watch them promising to be faithful :tape: surely they'll do better this time. :shrug:

sigmagirl91
04-10-2005, 01:18 AM
Ya think? I don't see it happening, but then again it's me talking......

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 01:25 AM
Ya think? I don't see it happening, but then again it's me talking......
honestly those two are both old, boring and rather unfortunate in the looks department. frankly i don't think anybody else would touch them. they will continue to lead a long and boring life together.

sigmagirl91
04-10-2005, 01:32 AM
You have a point.

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 01:39 AM
well it's time to get to know me a little bit better. let play a game(stolen from ducky). Guess the following...
1. How old am I?
2. Where do I go to college?
3. Who's my favorite tennis player other than Roger?
4. What's my favorite color?
5. What's my favorite item of clothing?
6. How many siblings do I have?
7. Who's my favorite musician?
8. What tv shows do I watch religiously?
9. favorite movie?
10. favorite chick flick?
11. favorite color rose?
12. greatest fear?

so here are the answers you've all been waiting for:
1. 18(almost 19)
2. UPenn
3. Ivanisevic
4. Purple and Pink
5. Sweat pants
6. 4 sisters, i'm the youngest
7. Michael Jackson
8. Everwood, Apprentice, one tree hill, gilmore girls, OC,
9. shawshank redemption and coming to america
10. when harry met sally
11. yellow
12. not living my life to the fullest, or going blind

our big winner today was tiff with 3 whole correct answers! sadly very few people bothered to guess. :bigcry:

Corey Feldman
04-10-2005, 01:42 AM
i like coming to america as well!
arsenio hall :rocker2:

Corey Feldman
04-10-2005, 01:48 AM
enjoy charles and camilla wedding? :)
i watched horce racing on the other channel ;)

GermanBoy
04-10-2005, 02:01 AM
Charles and Camilla... :scratch: If you like playing polo why do you have to marry the horse then? :confused:

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 02:02 AM
OMG Bowfinger is on tv, i love it! this movie so stupid but so funny. :lol:

Corey Feldman
04-10-2005, 02:16 AM
Charles and Camilla... :scratch: If you like playing polo why do you have to marry the horse then? :confused:
he likes to wip her! :eek:

sigmagirl91
04-10-2005, 03:19 AM
i like coming to america as well!
arsenio hall :rocker2:

That's my movie. I know most of the lines.

MissMoJo
04-10-2005, 03:22 AM
'Coming to America' is my all time fav :'Just let your soul glow, feeling oh so silky smooth... :cool:

El Legenda
04-10-2005, 03:38 AM
I DEMAND a recount of collect answers because i BELIEVE that i won with the additional 4 answers that i didnt get to answer at 1st.Because you added them later :)

sigmagirl91
04-10-2005, 03:39 AM
'Coming to America' is my all time fav :'Just let your soul glow, feeling oh so silky smooth... :cool:

"Just let it shine through, yeah....just give me your soooooooul glow, baby..."

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 03:43 AM
my fave lines:
-who is that?
- oh just the man i met in the restroom.

"so you see my son, there's a fine line between love and nausea" :yeah:
"fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you too, who's next?

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 03:43 AM
off to play some chess with my friend be back later :D

sigmagirl91
04-10-2005, 03:46 AM
my fave lines:
-who is that?
- oh just the man i met in the restroom.

"so you see my son, there's a fine line between love and nausea" :yeah:
"fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you too, who's next?

"Sexual chocolate....sexual chocolate...."
"Damn, that boy can sing...you must be crazy....he's good....you must be crazy...."

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 04:32 AM
i lost :sad: my pseudo ADD is really not helpful when it comes to playing chess. :rolleyes:

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 05:07 AM
off watching coming to america!! :bounce:

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 06:02 PM
coming to america was as great as always :D
"Good morning my neighbors... hey fuck you... YES YES Fuck you too!"
"we've got a little bit of an insect problem, but you boys from africa you're used to that"
"believe me son, i tied my own shoes once, it is a higly overrated experience" (i know the feeling)

ahh anyway today is sunday, and i am doing laundry because i have officially run out of clean clothes..... ahh the life of a college student :shrug:

MariaV
04-10-2005, 06:27 PM
Hey Paulie! Time I visited your thread too! :wavey: Enjoy your Sunday! :) My Sunday will be over soon, getting dark here already.

CooCooCachoo
04-10-2005, 07:17 PM
:wavey: how are you?
oh goodness someone definitely should have told her that less is sometimes more :p

I am OK :) You?

I am drastically cutting time on MTF and am more on WTAworld these days (my thread there has been skyrocketing :eek: ), so I am not sure if I will read your reply :lol: But I will try :)

Good luck to James in the clay season :bounce:

sigmagirl91
04-10-2005, 07:45 PM
coming to america was as great as always :D
"Good morning my neighbors... hey fuck you... YES YES Fuck you too!"
"we've got a little bit of an insect problem, but you boys from africa you're used to that"
"believe me son, i tied my own shoes once, it is a higly overrated experience" (i know the feeling)

ahh anyway today is sunday, and i am doing laundry because i have officially run out of clean clothes..... ahh the life of a college student :shrug:


"You must be outta your damn mind. Joe Louis is the baddest boxer that ever lived...he's badder than Cassius Clay, he's badder than Sugar Ray....he's badder than that.....who's that new boy?...."
"Mike Tyson"
"Mike Tyson...look like a bulldog...he's badder than him too."

MissMoJo
04-10-2005, 10:41 PM
"Girl, you look so good somebody need to put you on a plate and sop you up wid a biscuit"

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 10:41 PM
well i discovered today that i am way more retarded at computer related stuff than i thought. honestly you learn new things everyday, for example who knew about this screen shot business?? :eek:

sigmagirl91
04-10-2005, 10:47 PM
well i discovered today that i am way more retarded at computer related stuff than i thought. honestly you learn new things everyday, for example who knew about this screen shot business?? :eek:

Who knew, right? You learn something new every day.

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 10:50 PM
Who knew, right? You learn something new every day.
seriously though, i used to think i knew a decent abount about computers but recently i've learned that i'm just :retard: when it comes to that stuff, and well a lot of other stuff too... now i think i just know how to type, and barely

El Legenda
04-10-2005, 10:52 PM
Hey.Paulie what are u up to today?

sigmagirl91
04-10-2005, 10:53 PM
Yeah, where are you? This is your palace.

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 10:54 PM
Hey.Paulie what are u up to today?
well i was supposed to go to the library many hours ago and well that didn't happen. i finished my laundry but mostly i've just been sitting around. i'm going to try and play some tennis in a little bit since it's nice out and then i'm finally going to drag my ass to the library. :sad:

sigmagirl91
04-10-2005, 10:55 PM
Oh, well...

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 10:56 PM
ducky, i see you were working hard... found a nice clock huh ;)

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 10:57 PM
Oh, well...
what have you been up to? :hug:

sigmagirl91
04-10-2005, 11:09 PM
Sleeping. It takes me approximately a week to get used to the time change.

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 11:17 PM
Sleeping. It takes me approximately a week to get used to the time change.
time change?? did you go somewhere? :confused:

El Legenda
04-10-2005, 11:23 PM
ducky, i see you were working hard... found a nice clock huh ;)

hahahaha....i need 250word paper on why im doing my reseach paper on that subject..so it wont be hard...but i have to play poker at 7:30...then softball game at 11...that paper just wont fit in lol

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 11:29 PM
hahahaha....i need 250word paper on why im doing my reseach paper on that subject..so it wont be hard...but i have to play poker at 7:30...then softball game at 11...that paper just wont fit in lol
:lol: yes scheduling work around your activities can be difficult sometimes. but remember when in doubt work always comes last.:)

PaulieM
04-10-2005, 11:43 PM
ugh no playing tennis for me today. this sucks, nobody to play with... that's the problem when you only have one friend and they don't want to play :(

note to self: stop being lame and make friends

El Legenda
04-11-2005, 12:03 AM
note to self: stop being lame and make friends

:haha:

sigmagirl91
04-11-2005, 12:46 AM
time change?? did you go somewhere? :confused:

Setting the clocks up an hour. It's really screwing with me right now. Losing an hour of sleep doesn't exactly bode well for my overall mood.

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 12:51 AM
Setting the clocks up an hour. It's really screwing with me right now. Losing an hour of sleep doesn't exactly bode well for my overall mood.
ahh i see. luckily that hardly ever throws me off. you'll be fine. :D

sigmagirl91
04-11-2005, 12:52 AM
Yeah, I will. It takes me a week. Now, when the clocks go back, I'm good.

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 12:59 AM
good. oh hey look this thread has reached 100 posts. :yippee:

sigmagirl91
04-11-2005, 01:05 AM
Yea, yea, yea for Paulie. :aparty:

MissMoJo
04-11-2005, 01:13 AM
Everyone at Wtaworld loves my banana split :banana:

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 01:17 AM
Everyone at Wtaworld loves my banana split :banana:
i love it too, but it is very dirty :o

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 01:18 AM
From wtaworld, this is just too funny:
A Charlotte, NC, man having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive cigars, insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of cigars and without having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the man filed a claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the man stated the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued....and won. In delivering the ruling the judge agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire," and was obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires." After the man cashed the check, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

MissMoJo
04-11-2005, 01:50 AM
i love it too, but it is very dirty :o
Because it's on clay :angel: :p

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 02:00 AM
Because it's on clay :angel: :p
:lol: yes exactly

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 04:19 PM
AHHH a full day of classes today, hopefully i'll survive. i've only been up for 2 hours and i'm exhausted already... this is not a good sign :(

Corey Feldman
04-11-2005, 04:33 PM
Paulie http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/2/sad54.gif
:kiss:

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 04:35 PM
aww mikey i love you :hug: hope jasmine won't kill me:unsure:

Corey Feldman
04-11-2005, 04:37 PM
Awww!
:lol: Nah ;)
:kiss:

Corey Feldman
04-11-2005, 04:40 PM
You and Mojo are my home gals http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/1/character11.gif

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 04:41 PM
lol i'm honored

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 04:47 PM
ugh i have to go to my bio lecture now :bigcry: i hate bio and i always fall asleep :( hmm i guess this whole my becoming a doctor thing isn't looking so good :unsure:

Corey Feldman
04-11-2005, 04:49 PM
Become my nurse instead! http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/character/2/character02.gif
see ya later :bigwave:

jasmine(usa)
04-11-2005, 04:50 PM
aww mikey i love you :hug: hope jasmine won't kill me:unsure::lol: There is plenty of Mikey love to go around. He has many women, but I shall remain his Queen. :)

Corey Feldman
04-11-2005, 04:52 PM
Hihi
my Queen :yeah:

silverwhite
04-11-2005, 04:56 PM
Does PaulieM know that PHM just lost to Coria? :lol:

Corinna
04-11-2005, 05:29 PM
ugh i have to go to my bio lecture now :bigcry: i hate bio and i always fall asleep :( hmm i guess this whole my becoming a doctor thing isn't looking so good :unsure:
have fun with it :lol: :yeah: :hug:

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 06:04 PM
Does PaulieM know that PHM just lost to Coria? :lol:
:ras: i was hardly expecting him to win, and i like coria too. oh well i mostly like PHM because he's hot. :D

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 06:06 PM
i survived bio, but barely. this time i only fell asleep for about 10 mins. it's an improvement. wonder why i'm not doing so well in that class :scratch:

MariaV
04-11-2005, 08:16 PM
:ras: i was hardly expecting him to win, and i like coria too. oh well i mostly like PHM because he's hot. :D

WOW, Paulie also a PHM fan!!! :yeah: I like PHM for his crazy shotmaking of course. ;) :D

sigmagirl91
04-11-2005, 08:21 PM
i survived bio, but barely. this time i only fell asleep for about 10 mins. it's an improvement. wonder why i'm not doing so well in that class :scratch:

I couldn't do bio even if I were giving it my best effort. I'm not a math/science person.

PaulieM
04-11-2005, 11:32 PM
done with classes for the day YAY!!!! :yippee: :woohoo:

sigmagirl91
04-11-2005, 11:39 PM
Very good. So what will you do with yourself now?

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 12:48 AM
well i just got back from dinner and now i have to do work :sad:

Hantuchov
04-12-2005, 01:09 AM
Night! :wavey: :kiss:

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 01:31 AM
hey sexy! i got your rep, that was a scary # of smiles :kiss:

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 02:29 AM
umm so yeah, i have a couple of mini-papers to write tonight but i'm too busy procrastinating :o :dance:

El Legenda
04-12-2005, 02:37 AM
Hey Paulie girl :nerner: :rocker2: woot woot lol..whats up..i got HUGE PAPER do friday lol...went to libraby got like 5books...ill get it done Thrusday night.

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 02:40 AM
i have a HUGE paper due on monday, and this weekend is our spring fling and i'm going to have to be in the library :sobbing:

El Legenda
04-12-2005, 02:45 AM
i have a HUGE paper due on monday, and this weekend is our spring fling and i'm going to have to be in the library :sobbing:

ill be spending this whole week in Library...ill catch some sleep there 2. ;)

Geology exam-wens. Economics-Sat(every Sat for next 5 weeks) Annoted Bibliograpy...and reseach paper. this week.

sigmagirl91
04-12-2005, 02:46 AM
Good luck with the studying, everyone....

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 02:49 AM
if i'm going to have any chance of surviving finals i'm going to have kick my mtf habit, the outlook is not good :scared: :sobbing:

Corey Feldman
04-12-2005, 02:50 AM
:hatoff: paulie

El Legenda
04-12-2005, 02:52 AM
2nd week of MAY..I WILL NOT BE HERE lol...
finals in Geology,Economics,Computer Systems.Communications..ill be hitting the books...and :drink: :zzz: :boxing: :couple: GIRLS!!!! lol

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 02:52 AM
what's up mikey? :kiss:

Corey Feldman
04-12-2005, 02:54 AM
what's up mikey? :kiss:
When i see you??
Me :kiss:
;)

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 03:38 AM
ugh stupid hall meeting. "don't be stupid and get too drunk this weekend" and that took almost an hour :confused:

Corey Feldman
04-12-2005, 03:41 AM
well listen to them Paulie, look what happened the last time
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/alc.gif <-- Paulie
;)

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 03:42 AM
i know:o i'll try and be better this time :p

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 04:21 AM
wow some people are really stupid. there's some idiot over on wtaworld trying to argue that driving drunk or high isn't dangerous. apparently allowing old people to drive is much more dangerous :retard:
i'm starting to wonder why i ever go over there :unsure:

MissMoJo
04-12-2005, 04:28 AM
It's scary over there :scared:. I joined since Feb and only have about 50 posts

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 04:31 AM
sometimes it really is creepy :scared: i definitely like it much better over here, hope i never get banned, i don't think i could be over there permanently :bolt:

Corinna
04-12-2005, 02:09 PM
:wavey: :D

sigmagirl91
04-12-2005, 03:19 PM
wow some people are really stupid. there's some idiot over on wtaworld trying to argue that driving drunk or high isn't dangerous. apparently allowing old people to drive is much more dangerous :retard:
i'm starting to wonder why i ever go over there :unsure:

Oh.....please stay away from over there. They're likely to believe that kissing causes pregnancy.

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 03:29 PM
hi everyone :wavey:
i'm at work and shouldn't be on here, oh well

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 05:36 PM
done with work :yippee: except soon have bio lab for 3 whole hours :sobbing:

and don't worry tiff, i think i've officially decided that i'm done with wtaworld, some people there are so retarded i don't think i can stand to go back, funny though that a lot of the same people are here, but somehow manage not to be as stupid. :scratch:

MissFairy
04-12-2005, 05:38 PM
:wavey: Paulie, im glad you finished work, work depresses me :p

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 05:40 PM
i know the feeling :sad:

MissFairy
04-12-2005, 05:41 PM
dont worry :hug: its done now :)

why 3 hours of Bio lab? :eek:

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 05:43 PM
i know, i'm sad. and after that i have another class. i'm not done with class until 6pm :(

MissFairy
04-12-2005, 06:05 PM
awww, till 6? thats harsh :hug: i just had 5 hours of lessons :rolleyes:

Corey Feldman
04-12-2005, 06:19 PM
Paulie :smooch:

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 08:28 PM
mikey :kiss:

got out of my lab early YAY!! too bad i still have one more class to go :(

Chloe le Bopper
04-12-2005, 11:40 PM
This might get removed, but I've been asked to pass it along:


i'm shocked and appalled by the speed with which you've got over me, all this flirting with mikey and RDucky :crying2: add me on msn adamglekin@hotmail.com

RDucky, I'll be back to deal with you soon, but no more chatting up my lady :boxing:

I hope to be back soon, I haven't a clue whats going on.

adeegee

PaulieM
04-12-2005, 11:42 PM
thanks rebecca. i'm sad that he thinks i've gotten over him, i was wondering what happened to him. i miss my one and only love :inlove: :kiss: :sobbing:

El Legenda
04-13-2005, 12:07 AM
:haha: Me and Paulie chat about school work...thats all :confused: we both have alot of work to do in next month...so we both understand what the other is going threw ;) i am shocked to have be accused of such thing. :eek: :smoke:

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 12:20 AM
there's nothing to worry about. i don't believe in cheating... just read my blog :p

lizzieh
04-13-2005, 12:26 AM
hey Paulie!! :wavey:

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 12:26 AM
hey sweetie how are you?

lizzieh
04-13-2005, 12:29 AM
tired... ana had a long conversation with my ex tonight... lots of tears...

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 12:30 AM
tired... ana had a long conversation with my ex tonight... lots of tears...
aww :hug: :hug: i know what that's like. that's why i just think that all men suck, end of story.

lizzieh
04-13-2005, 12:33 AM
there's more to it with my ex...

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 12:36 AM
there's more to it with my ex...
hope everything will be ok. relationships are too complicated, they always cause way too much trouble.

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 12:37 AM
were you guys together for long?

lizzieh
04-13-2005, 12:42 AM
check your PM's... dont really want this on the main forum...

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 12:45 AM
no prob

lizzieh
04-13-2005, 12:55 AM
so I havent been here before.. what's the general topic of conversation...

I was out the other day chatting to an Oxford Chenisrty Prof.... I can talk pottassium permanganate!! :lol:

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 12:57 AM
you can talk about anything. hot guys is good, but seriously anything you want, i'm interested in more than just that. :hug:

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 01:01 AM
ooh american idol is on, i should be studying but oh well. i hope stupid constantine gets voted off. or anthony or scott, they should have gone a long time ago. can't believe they voted off nikko last week, so stupid.

lizzieh
04-13-2005, 01:02 AM
i dont watch it sorry!

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 01:05 AM
no problem just do me a favor and pray that any of those guys gets voted off.

lizzieh
04-13-2005, 01:07 AM
can do!!

Corey Feldman
04-13-2005, 01:32 AM
<---
Look who's back for Paulie ;)

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 02:00 AM
YAY!!!! :bounce: :aparty: :rocker2: mikey have i told you i love you :kiss:

Corey Feldman
04-13-2005, 02:01 AM
A few times! ;)
:kiss:

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 02:02 AM
so good to see roger's ass again:D

Corey Feldman
04-13-2005, 02:06 AM
Grab it! :D
I'll distract Mirka :o

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 02:11 AM
:lol: thanks
in the fed forum they had a poll about what people thought about his gf, whether they hated her or not? my answer of course: no not really, but i'd make a better one :D

sigmagirl91
04-13-2005, 02:40 AM
ooh american idol is on, i should be studying but oh well. i hope stupid constantine gets voted off. or anthony or scott, they should have gone a long time ago. can't believe they voted off nikko last week, so stupid.

I don't like nikko. If they vote off Constantine or Bo, I'd be happy.

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 02:44 AM
the day that constantshit gets voted off i'll have a party :aparty:

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 02:46 AM
i don't think having a rocker win this thing will work anyway, there's no way a rocker coming off of american idol would make it in the "rock world"

Corey Feldman
04-13-2005, 03:12 AM
Id win if i went on and did my Sid Vicious version of My Way http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party06.gif

sigmagirl91
04-13-2005, 11:59 AM
How did they do last night? I missed the singing. And what was the theme?

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 03:52 PM
the theme was songs from the year you were born. unfortunately constantshit didn't do too bad, scott was bas as usual, anthony was better but not good, carrie pretended she could be a rocker, and nadia and vonzell were good. anwar was good as usual, better than last week. and simon didn't really like bo, and he finally didn't say anything awful about anthony, he actually kind of liked him last night

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 03:54 PM
my HUGE final paper got pushed back to next friday!!! :woohoo:
so i can actually enjoy spring fling weekend a little bit :yippee: who knows maybe i won't even be lame, i might even leave my room, will be kind of hard though since my one friend is even more lame than me. :shrug:

GermanBoy
04-13-2005, 04:04 PM
:banana: :banana: :banana:

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 04:07 PM
i'm in a good mood today, well for now at least. i bought myself a present which always puts me in a good mood, and now my paper got moved, i'm going to try my hardest to stay in this mood. :D

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 06:32 PM
hmm interesting observation of the day:
many members of a certain fanbase are overwhelmingly voting for chang over federer in a certain mtf popularity grandslam :scratch: :shrug:

mood update: still in a good one :D only one more class left today! :yippee:

MissFairy
04-13-2005, 06:35 PM
Paulie :hug: im glad you're having a good day :)

(i dont get the popularity grandslam thing anyway so icant vote lol)

Corey Feldman
04-13-2005, 06:40 PM
many members of a certain fanbase are overwhelmingly voting for chang over federer in a certain mtf popularity grandslam :scratch: :shrug:

Good for them, pity they were TOO LATE
they take the earliest votes and roger beat chang 6-0 6-2 6-0 :D :D
:wavey:

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 06:42 PM
oooh there's that ass again :lick: mikey you are welcome here as often as you please ;)

Corey Feldman
04-13-2005, 06:44 PM
Thanks :kiss:
and your welcome to keep perving on my avatar as often as you please ;)

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 06:46 PM
thanks, i will :lick:

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 11:38 PM
back from class. going to eat some dinner soon, and then AI results!! :D
everyone do me a favor and pray for either anthony, scott or constantine to get voted off! thanks.

El Legenda
04-13-2005, 11:40 PM
lol...i dont wanna go eat...dining hall here sucks..terrible...might get dominos

PaulieM
04-13-2005, 11:41 PM
food sucks here too but i'm trying to use up my meal plan, they forced us to pay for it so i might as well use it.

El Legenda
04-13-2005, 11:43 PM
food sucks here too but i'm trying to use up my meal plan, they forced us to pay for it so i might as well use it.

yeah i know...i use 2 a day..and have unlimited...its a waste but it was only $100 more the 19meals a week....during fall we are gonna have late night dining 10pm-midnight...ill eat breakfest then that. ;)

PaulieM
04-14-2005, 04:00 AM
only 38 meals left to use in a little over 2 weeks:)
hmm should be doing work, sleepy time soon.

PaulieM
04-14-2005, 05:30 PM
yay they had pastries at work this morning. yum!:lick:

sigmagirl91
04-14-2005, 07:03 PM
yummy....sounds great.

PaulieM
04-14-2005, 08:14 PM
i HATE my job!! and i HATE today!! :mad:

sigmagirl91
04-14-2005, 08:26 PM
Ok, ok, ok.....you're beginning to sound like me.

PaulieM
04-14-2005, 08:35 PM
it's just absolutely the most worthless job ever! i'm glad it's not what i'm going to be doing for the rest of my life or i'd shoot myself. and i hate the stupid annoying bitch who works there, she hates me and just loved that i screwed something up today. who cares anyway though, the shit still got done, and nothing actually went seriously wrong. the people there are so lame, you do something like get a little spot on a photocopier because you didn't wipe the glass and from their reaction you'd think somebody had died. :rolleyes: :(

sigmagirl91
04-14-2005, 09:43 PM
When you graduate, Paulie, it gets better. Too bad you have shit co-workers who live to make your day a living hell. Just hang in there.

PaulieM
04-14-2005, 11:06 PM
hmm finally done with classes for the day. only one more day till this stupid week is over! i'm still grumpy and just posted something semi mean because ignorant people were annoying me :(
and again my one stupid friend didn't want to play tennis.... this weekend i really must make another friend

Corey Feldman
04-14-2005, 11:17 PM
who are these ignoramus's!
i'll deal with them http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/kar.gif

GermanBoy
04-14-2005, 11:18 PM
Mopsi Mops is hurting himself again... :rolleyes:

PaulieM
04-14-2005, 11:19 PM
:lol: thanks mikey but that's ok. i just hate when people make stupid generalizations.
anyway trying to make the rest of this day better.
on tv tonight:
OC, the apprentice, ER :woohoo: some of my favorites!

El Legenda
04-14-2005, 11:20 PM
hmm finally done with classes for the day. only one more day till this stupid week is over! i'm still grumpy and just posted something semi mean because ignorant people were annoying me :(
and again my one stupid friend didn't want to play tennis.... this weekend i really must make another friend

same here Paulie..ONE MORE DAY...i got to play tennis today only 1set..down 5-2,came back and won in TB 7-2

its gonna get batter. :hug: :nerner:

PaulieM
04-14-2005, 11:20 PM
Mopsi Mops is hurting himself again... :rolleyes:
hi alex! haven't seen you around much, how are you?

Corey Feldman
04-14-2005, 11:24 PM
Mopsi Mops is hurting himself again... :rolleyes:
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/fighting/1/fighting72.gif
Have some of that :angel:

sigmagirl91
04-15-2005, 01:16 AM
Hello, all.

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 01:35 AM
:wavey: i doubt anybody else is in here :sad:

sigmagirl91
04-15-2005, 01:44 AM
I noticed. Everyone's tired.

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 01:48 AM
how was your day?

jackieglover
04-15-2005, 02:23 AM
Thought I'd pop in and say hi :wavey:

sigmagirl91
04-15-2005, 02:29 AM
Hello....

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 02:45 AM
hello! sorry chris is about to get his stupid ass fired :yippee:

Corey Feldman
04-15-2005, 02:47 AM
hello
and g'night all :bigwave:
very tired, big tennis ahead tomorrow as well :bounce:
:kiss: paulie, tiff, jo, andysgirl....

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 02:54 AM
goognight mikey :kiss:
YAY CHRIS GOT FIRED!!!! FINALLY! :aparty:

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 02:58 AM
he cried when he got fired :tape:

MissMoJo
04-15-2005, 03:00 AM
:haha: I know especially since he's such a badass...poor baby

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 03:04 AM
i know it shouldn't be funny but it totally is :haha:

MissMoJo
04-15-2005, 03:07 AM
It looked like he wanted Trump to give him a hug :lol:

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 03:13 AM
he went from screaming in the boardroom to crying, why on earth couldn't trump see that he's a changed man, truly on the way to emotional stability :tape:

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 03:55 AM
omg one of my roommate's random friends walked into our room tonight as saw all my fed posters. she's like i saw him play 3 times he's hot! DAMN STRAIGHT!! totally jealous that she's seen him play 3 times but oh well. everyone i know thinks i'm crazy, but i'm not the man is beautiful!!:drool: :kiss:

oh and wow what a bad episode of ER tonight, absolutely nothing happened. :rolleyes:

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 04:16 AM
gym time! late night workout then sleepy time. :wavey:

jackieglover
04-15-2005, 05:54 AM
i know it shouldn't be funny but it totally is :haha:

Just watching it now, it is pretty hilarious :haha:

sigmagirl91
04-15-2005, 01:27 PM
Good morning, everyone. TGIF!!!!

MariaV
04-15-2005, 02:23 PM
Morning Tiff! :bigwave: Hi Paulie!! :bigwave: Have a nice weekend!!!! :hug: Great weather here so I'll definitely be out! :D C'ya all later! :kiss:

sigmagirl91
04-15-2005, 02:46 PM
Hello Maria...goodbye Maria.

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 03:57 PM
happy friday to everyone!! :D
only one more class and it's officially the weeked for me! :bounce: too bad it's bio, oh well that just means nap time :zzz:

lizzieh
04-15-2005, 03:59 PM
happy friday back!

i'm going for a walk... sick of the house....

catch ya later!

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 06:28 PM
hope your walk was nice.
got out of bio early so it's officially the weekend!
roger :hug:

lizzieh
04-15-2005, 06:35 PM
just come home to find Roger lost!! :eek:

oh well..can't win them all....

got any plans for the weekend?

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 06:38 PM
well it's spring fling this weekend, which is basically a huge party weekend, although i'm generally not a huge partier i guess i'll try and leave my room at least. :shrug:

lizzieh
04-15-2005, 06:39 PM
well it's spring fling this weekend, which is basically a huge party weekend, although i'm generally not a huge partier i guess i'll try and leave my room at least. :shrug:

aw come on... it's your patriotic duty to go out and party!! you can go for me.... who has to stay in and study stupidly hard!!!

MissFairy
04-15-2005, 06:42 PM
Lizzie, eh eh where have you been? hiding under a textbook huh? :hug: come visit the hot guys thread, and bring Paulie so we can have a hot guys party stat! STAT i say! ;)

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 06:46 PM
can i bring roger? he's hot!

MissFairy
04-15-2005, 06:49 PM
can i bring roger? he's hot!
oh dear, now that one guy we'll never agree on ;) But yes, you may, as long as you commit to entertaining him yourself and not letting me see him, deal?

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 06:49 PM
hmm i'll think about it. he is damn sexy imo.

lizzieh
04-15-2005, 06:55 PM
hmm i'll think about it. he is damn sexy imo.
I'll help you entertain Roger... :hearts:

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 07:01 PM
you rock! i left a little gift in the hot guys thread :p

El Legenda
04-15-2005, 07:02 PM
Hello

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 07:03 PM
hey ducky! :wavey:

El Legenda
04-15-2005, 07:04 PM
hey ducky! :wavey:

what are u doing?

ill be back in few...LUNCH!! ;)

lizzieh
04-15-2005, 07:08 PM
you rock! i left a little gift in the hot guys thread :p
:hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

PaulieM
04-15-2005, 07:09 PM
:hug: he's a hottie! i love him :drool: