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OMFG...! (insert name) def (insert name)... (insert score)! Today's Miami results...

Fee
03-29-2005, 04:40 AM
Roger Federer def Mariano Zabaleta 6-2, 5-7, 6-3.
(GodFed plays like crap and still wins. Wow, sucks to be in the top half of the draw).
(31)Taylor Dent def (4)G Coria 6-3, 6-4
(7)Gaston Gaudio def (27)S Grosjean 6-2, 6-3
(many happy members here at MTF, I'm sure).
(9)Andre Agassi def (Q)Arnaud Clement 6-2, 6-4
(congrats to NoNo for making it this far, but this victory isn't really news, is it?)
Florian Mayer def (15)Fernando Gonzalez 7-6(7-3), 2-6, 6-3
("watch me justify my newcomer of the year award").
(6)Tim Henman def (28)Juan Ignacio Chela 6-3, 6-1 (Timmmmaaaaaaay!)
(23)Radek Stepanek def (Q)Jeff Morrison 6-3, 6-0
(thus endeth the run of JeffMo, but he leaves with a decent paycheck)
(18)Mario Ancic def (16)Tommy Haas 6-4, 6-4
(I think someone may need a week or two off...)

Doubles - Second Round

Kerr/Thomas d Allegro/Kohlmann 6-3 6-3
Davydenko/Hrbaty d Etlis/Canas 1-6 6-3 6-4
Erlich/Ram d (WC)Acasuso/Lapentti 7-6(7-1) 6-2
(1)Knowles/Nestor d Arnold/Hood 4-6 6-3 6-3
Lopez/Nadal d Gimelstob/Rusedski 3-6 6-2 6-4 (well now who are we going to pick on?)
Fisher/Verdasco d Coupe/Morrison 6-0 6-3
(2)Black/Ullyett d Dent/Ginepri 6-3 6-7(7) 7-5

Wish I'd seen that Mayer-Gonzo match, I might have to add another German to my list.

Action Jackson
03-29-2005, 04:42 AM
Allegro/Kohlmann lost boooooooooooo.

Fee
03-29-2005, 04:44 AM
But Jordan Kerr is such a cutie patootie (my new favorite squeezetoy). I must admit, I was a little surprised by that result. Allegro/Kohlmann were doing pretty well so far this year.

Action Jackson
03-29-2005, 04:46 AM
At least Acasuso won 2 matches on the hardcourts.

liptea
03-29-2005, 04:47 AM
Poor Arnaud-hit some good shots, but was just overmatched and out played.

Fee
03-29-2005, 04:49 AM
GWH, you must be very pleased about Gaudio. Have you heard any details of this match? I wonder about Seb though, do tennis fans have a reason to be concerned about him?

Action Jackson
03-29-2005, 04:51 AM
GWH, you must be very pleased about Gaudio. Have you heard any details of this match? I wonder about Seb though, do tennis fans have a reason to be concerned about him?

What have I got to be pleased about?

Come on you know Gaudio is just a joke, a crap player who fluked his RG win and the only reason he won 2 matches here is because he had an easy draw.

I mean everyone knows Agassi is going to beat him and Andre will only lose 2 games.

bad gambler
03-29-2005, 04:52 AM
wimbledon can't come quick enough for poor seb

Fee
03-29-2005, 04:54 AM
ooo, thanks for the idea GWH. I think I'll go place my 2nd ever vBet....

Roger-No.1
03-29-2005, 04:55 AM
What have I got to be pleased about?

Come on you know Gaudio is just a joke, a crap player who fluked his RG win and the only reason he won 2 matches here is because he had an easy draw.

I mean everyone knows Agassi is going to beat him and Andre will only lose 2 games.
That's what I thought!

Action Jackson
03-29-2005, 04:56 AM
Fee, hope you can make some good money on this one.

Fee
03-29-2005, 05:06 AM
and if I do, I might be wishing it was real money (and I'll be calling BG for tutoring!)

Chloe le Bopper
03-29-2005, 05:23 AM
Allegro/Kohlmann lost boooooooooooo.
In even more tragic news, perhaps the most lovable duo to ever take to the court together lost a close three setter :sad:

Smankyou
03-29-2005, 05:24 AM
(23)Radek Stepanek def (Q)Jeff Morrison 6-3, 6-0

That right there deserves it's own thread. Morrison doesn't get beat 3 0 everyday, you know.

Action Jackson
03-29-2005, 05:25 AM
In even more tragic news, perhaps the most lovable duo to ever take to the court together lost a close three setter :sad:

Do you mean Gimelknob and Donkey Face?

NATAS81
03-29-2005, 05:26 AM
That right there deserves it's own thread. Morrison doesn't get beat 3 0 everyday, you know.
Ironically, Morrison got beat by the same score in doubles. How's that for kickin' a man when he's down? :o

Chloe le Bopper
03-29-2005, 05:27 AM
Do you mean Gimelknob and Donkey Face?
Naturally. My reaction to their pairing was very positive! I rooted for them enthusiastically on the other board. Never before has such an awesome pairing been formed. This is a huge loss to the fans in Miami :sad:

Action Jackson
03-29-2005, 05:29 AM
Naturally. My reaction to their pairing was very positive! I rooted for them enthusiastically on the other board. Never before has such an awesome pairing been formed. This is a huge loss to the fans in Miami :sad:

Hurley would be shattered that his favourite himbo Ginepri lost as well. I mean the Gimelknob/Rusedski is the epitome of groundstroking excellence.

Chloe le Bopper
03-29-2005, 05:53 AM
Not to mention a great display of amazing calves.

Action Jackson
03-29-2005, 05:55 AM
I am disappointed Chucho lost, well I want him to do well in one of the clay TMS events.

ae wowww
03-29-2005, 07:17 AM
I must admit, I was a little surprised by that result. Allegro/Kohlmann were doing pretty well so far this year.
Never be shocked by Jimmy's wins ;) 3 and 3, Allegro/Kohlmann 12 in the team race-awesome result! Although A/K hit 8 double faults :eek: whilst JKJT hit NONE :yeah: That's both the breaks then :lol: