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anything tennis except....

federer express
03-22-2005, 08:29 PM
the following...

(1) roger won a match (wow....big surprise)
(2) roddick has a one dimensional game and is crap on clay (huge surprise)
(3) i hate hewitt, coria or roddick (booooooring)
(4) when should i hit a forehand? (i mean really....)
(5) wow....look at his ass (thats for u fonzo)
(6) isn't his girlfriend too young, old, blonde etc (who gives a.....)
(7) how to improve tennis (doesn't need changing)
(8) women should be paid as much as men (shut up with that ****)
(9) ljubicic is the player of the year (dumbasses!)
(10) ermmm....cant think of anymore

adeegee
03-22-2005, 08:34 PM
as much as i agree with you (which happens to be 100%) the only problem is the board is likely to have very few posts.......we need more threads dedicated to irakli labadze i think

or original threads like......

tennis books not likely to sell
tennis lookalikes (thats mine, i thought i'd just blow my own trumpet)

federer express
03-22-2005, 08:38 PM
more on labadze? never gonna happen. most people here will be thinking....'labaze?? :confused: is that georgian for federer?'

joeb_uk
03-22-2005, 08:39 PM
more on labadze? never gonna happen. most people here will be thinking....'labaze?? :confused: is that georgian for federer?'
More like georgian for tennis clown :)

David Kenzie
03-22-2005, 08:42 PM
I understand your frustration but this thread is not gonna change the way people are.
How about ignoring the threads that don't interest you ? If you have better things to talk about you can always do so in the more "intellectual" threads, or why not create better threads (this one is not any better imo).
There are plenty of different people on this board, and if some people want to talk about Federer or any of the things you mentioned I don't see any problem as long as it's not spam or anything worse in which case a moderator can deal with it.

federer express
03-22-2005, 08:46 PM
IHow about ignoring the threads that don't interest you ? If you have better things to talk about you can always do so in the more "intellectual" threads, or why not create better threads (this one is not any better imo).


the problem is good posters are being disheartened by being swamped with the crap on here! and as a result dont post much! and if u read the title, this is to talk about tennis stuff. anything tennis!! except the things i highlighted. it is an invitation to all who are bored of the crap to talk about something else. and if its no better (iyo).....what are u doing in it?

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 08:48 PM
Ljubicic is not the player of year. but he is havin a good year. dumbass...dont be calling people names. prick....hey i just did. :)

David Kenzie
03-22-2005, 08:48 PM
Because I'm bored aswell to be honest !

federer express
03-22-2005, 08:50 PM
Ljubicic is not the player of year. but he is havin a good year. dumbass...dont be calling people names. prick....hey i just did. :)

never said he wasn't having a good year! can u read? i said i dont want people in here saying he is the player of the year cuz that is just obviously crap!! but as he is one of your obsessions, do what u gotta do....

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 08:53 PM
never said he wasn't having a good year! can u read? i said i dont want people in here saying he is the player of the year cuz that is just obviously crap!! but as he is one of your obsessions, do what u gotta do....


dude take it easy...This crap wont work...its public forum...you cant stop people from posting whatever they want....Some people will post the crap here just to piss you off...like me ;) :worship:

federer express
03-22-2005, 08:53 PM
just thought of number 10...
anything RDucky has to say :p


just kidding.....

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 08:54 PM
just thought of number 10...
anything RDucky has to say :p

that really got me :sad: ...well im going to go post in my own thread..where people listen to me. :D

David Kenzie
03-22-2005, 08:55 PM
federer express: the new MTF dictator ;)

federer express
03-22-2005, 08:55 PM
that really got me :sad: ...well im going to go post in my own thread..where people listen to me. :D

u missed the just kidding part

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 08:55 PM
umm ummm i know answer to #4....when the FUCKING BALL IS ON YOUR FUCKING FOREHEAD SIDE. ;)

federer express
03-22-2005, 08:55 PM
am happy to see people talking about ljubicic! cos very few do!!

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 08:57 PM
Now since we cant talk about his being player of year...we still can talk about a good year he is having right?

federer express
03-22-2005, 08:59 PM
Now since we cant talk about his being player of year...we still can talk about a good year he is having right?

yeah he is having an unbelievable year and its great to see. but suggesting he is the player of the year is stretching it. the surprise package....maybe! but there have been signs of this coming for a while with him. and he will still need to improve every aspect of his game (besides the serve) and perform in majors to even be one of the players of the year! (imo)

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 09:00 PM
Okay here is why Ljubo is having a good year..This all started at Indy last year..and really picked up at last 5 tournys of 2004 all cuz of this guy
SALVADOR SOSA
Physical coach. Born on 12.05.1952. From '85. to '95. worked with Bruguera who was 3rd on the entry list, won Roland Garros twice, Monte Carlo twice and 10 other tournaments. From '96. to 2000. worked with Corretja who won Masters Cup, played in the final of Roland Garros, won 12 other tournaments and finished second the year 2000. From 2000. to 2003. worked with Gaudenzi and Hipfl. Gaudenzi won 3 tournaments in that period.


Ivan said now he can play at high lever for longer time..thats why he's still not tired.

Saumon
03-22-2005, 09:00 PM
are we allowed to talk about david charvet's tennis skills? :tape:

federer express
03-22-2005, 09:02 PM
Okay here is why Ljubo is having a good year..This all started at Indy last year..and really picked up at last 5 tournys of 2004 all cuz of this guy
SALVADOR SOSA
Physical coach. Born on 12.05.1952. From '85. to '95. worked with Bruguera who was 3rd on the entry list, won Roland Garros twice, Monte Carlo twice and 10 other tournaments. From '96. to 2000. worked with Corretja who won Masters Cup, played in the final of Roland Garros, won 12 other tournaments and finished second the year 2000. From 2000. to 2003. worked with Gaudenzi and Hipfl. Gaudenzi won 3 tournaments in that period.


Ivan said now he can play at high lever for longer time..thats why he's still not tired.

a coach can take u to the water but cant make u drink it :p

federer express
03-22-2005, 09:06 PM
federer express: the new MTF dictator ;)

never! :( am just happy to read stuff about other players

federer express
03-22-2005, 09:12 PM
(10) ermmm....cant think of anymore

should have said...
(10) espn sucks!

adeegee
03-22-2005, 09:21 PM
are we allowed to talk about the nadal/ljubicic rivalry. its been a little overworked in a few of the threads but i do enjoy my banter with rubberducky

federer express
03-22-2005, 09:23 PM
are we allowed to talk about the nadal/ljubicic rivalry. its been a little overworked in a few of the threads but i do enjoy my banter with rubberducky

if u and rducky are allowed, we have to allow the nadal ljubicic rivalry dont we! :p

Fee
03-22-2005, 09:23 PM
How about we start a petition for proactive moderators? After 24 hours, certain threads should be moved to either the player forum or the tournament forum. And we need a Tennis Tips/Instruction forum too, dontcha think?

federer express
03-22-2005, 09:26 PM
How about we start a petition for proactive moderators? After 24 hours, certain threads should be moved to either the player forum or the tournament forum. And we need a Tennis Tips/Instruction forum too, dontcha think?

i'll give coaching to anyone that wants it :woohoo:

adeegee
03-22-2005, 09:30 PM
How about we start a petition for proactive moderators? After 24 hours, certain threads should be moved to either the player forum or the tournament forum. And we need a Tennis Tips/Instruction forum too, dontcha think?

I think we could also do with a gamblers section, seeing as people seem to be getting pissed off with us :rolleyes:

I think I should become a moderator, I'm well respected and reasonable towards everyone :p

federer express
03-22-2005, 09:33 PM
I think I should become a moderator, I'm well respected and reasonable towards everyone :p

well...definitely by yourself anyway mate :)

adeegee
03-22-2005, 09:37 PM
well...definitely by yourself anyway mate :)

how rude! :mad: :mad: :mad:

i think everyone should bombard this thread with messages of support for me *he says expecting 0 responses*

ah well, nothing wrong with a bit of self appraisal :p

federer express
03-22-2005, 09:40 PM
actually i like the idea of this being my thread....
maybe i should call it 'ask federer express!'

then i can teach people when to hit a forehand :devil:

adeegee
03-22-2005, 09:46 PM
actually i like the idea of this being my thread....
maybe i should call it 'ask federer express!'

then i can teach people when to hit a forehand :devil:

:haha:

can i ask you some questions

1. Will Roger Federer ever lose again?
2. Which colour shorts/shirts do you like Roger wearing?
3. Who can beat Roger?
4. Can Roger walk on water?
5. Will Roger win the French Open?

You get the drift.... :p

federer express
03-22-2005, 09:49 PM
:haha:

can i ask you some questions

1. Will Roger Federer ever lose again?
2. Which colour shorts/shirts do you like Roger wearing?
3. Who can beat Roger?
4. Can Roger walk on water?
5. Will Roger win the French Open?

You get the drift.... :p

ahhh good. someone who doesn't get much attention on this board! okay i will answer as one of his many lovers on the board

1. of course not. dont be silly! u should be banned for even thinking it!!
2. i like him wearing no shirt at all!
3. nobody. he is god!
4. of course. he is jesus!
5. dont be silly! (again!!!) the question is will he ever lose again at the french!

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 09:51 PM
are we allowed to talk about the nadal/ljubicic rivalry. its been a little overworked in a few of the threads but i do enjoy my banter with rubberducky

hahaha...rivalry...Not yet..Ljubo onlys leads 1-0...but rivalry between me and you yes. ;)

adeegee
03-22-2005, 09:53 PM
another question....

I'm thinking of starting to follow tennis. Which player should I follow?

adeegee
03-22-2005, 09:54 PM
hahaha...rivalry...Not yet..Ljubo onlys leads 1-0...but rivalry between me and you yes. ;)

yeah me and your rivalry! bring on miami :p

federer express
03-22-2005, 09:54 PM
another question....

I'm thinking of starting to follow tennis. Which player should I follow?

that was one of the worst things i have ever seen posted on here. when i saw it i thought 'my god.' sorry i mean 'my roger' :devil:

Rogiman
03-22-2005, 09:55 PM
the problem is good posters are being disheartened by being swamped with the crap on here! and as a result dont post much! and if u read the title, this is to talk about tennis stuff. anything tennis!! except the things i highlighted. it is an invitation to all who are bored of the crap to talk about something else. and if its no better (iyo).....what are u doing in it?

You made yourself a habit to criticize other people's threads.
Last time I checked there was no 'Thread Number Restriction' rule here, so why don't you start your own threads and let others do whatever is on their minds?
And since when have you been titled "A Good Poster"?
One person's food is other's poison, and besides it's getting to the point where all the "No Federer" threads become just as pathetic as the "Federer is god" ones.

federer express
03-22-2005, 09:56 PM
You made yourself a habit to criticize other people's threads.
Last time I checked there was no 'Thread Number Restriction' rule here, so why don't you start your own threads and let others do whatever is on their mind?
And since when have you been titled "A Good Poster"?
One person's food is other's poison, and besides it's getting to the point where all the "No Federer" threads become just as pathetic as the "Federer is god" ones.

this isn't a no federer thread! he is just one of lots of things i pointed out. wonder why u picked that one! oh wait...your name and avatar might be a clue!! :rolleyes:

federer express
03-22-2005, 09:59 PM
And since when have you been titled "A Good Poster"?


actually wasn't talking about myself. but i understand why u misunderstood. bet things can get confusing when u spend all day fighting with everyone else here for a place in your hero's ass!

Rogiman
03-22-2005, 09:59 PM
this isn't a no federer thread! he is just one of lots of things i pointed out. wonder why u picked that one! oh wait...your name and avatar might be a clue!! :rolleyes:

Joking aside, I've never started any "Roger Federer" thread here, and I don't intend to do so in the future, to everyone's relief.
My 'No Federer' remark was not specifically aimed at you, and I find it just as redundant as you do (all those "Federer is god" threrads).

Rogiman
03-22-2005, 10:02 PM
actually wasn't talking about myself. but i understand why u misunderstood. bet things can get confusing when u spend all day fighting with everyone else here for a place in your hero's ass!

Show me a quote to back yourself up

federer express
03-22-2005, 10:02 PM
Joking aside, I've never started any "Roger Federer" thread here, and I don't intend to do so in the future, to everyone's relief.
My 'No Federer' remark was not specifically aimed at you, and I find it just as redundant as you do (all those "Federer is god" threrads).

good good :bigclap: then dont worry about defending them ;)

jmp
03-22-2005, 10:03 PM
Okay here is why Ljubo is having a good year..This all started at Indy last year..and really picked up at last 5 tournys of 2004 all cuz of this guy
SALVADOR SOSA
Physical coach. Born on 12.05.1952. From '85. to '95. worked with Bruguera who was 3rd on the entry list, won Roland Garros twice, Monte Carlo twice and 10 other tournaments. From '96. to 2000. worked with Corretja who won Masters Cup, played in the final of Roland Garros, won 12 other tournaments and finished second the year 2000. From 2000. to 2003. worked with Gaudenzi and Hipfl. Gaudenzi won 3 tournaments in that period.


Ivan said now he can play at high lever for longer time..thats why he's still not tired.

Thanks for posting this information, RDucky. :yeah: Very interesting.

adeegee
03-22-2005, 10:03 PM
to be fair Rogiman isn't one of the people that won't shutup about Roger....there are many a lot worse

federer express
03-22-2005, 10:04 PM
Show me a quote to back yourself up

was kidding...chill. hey this thread is really 'ask federer express'....so u got a question?

Rogiman
03-22-2005, 10:04 PM
good good :bigclap: then dont worry about defending them ;)

I wasn't defending them, I just don't like it when you pretend to be better than others just because you think your subjects of interest are more important, and I'm not talking about the Fedfans only.

federer express
03-22-2005, 10:06 PM
I wasn't defending them, I just don't like it when you pretend to be better than others just because you think your subjects of interest are more important, and I'm not talking about the Fedfans only.

well if u dont like it, u can do what people on this board love to do and bad rep or me or report bad post. or u can ignore my posts. besides that...i dont see many other options

Rogiman
03-22-2005, 10:09 PM
well if u dont like it, u can do what people on this board love to do and bad rep or me or report bad post. or u can ignore my posts. besides that...i dont see many other options

I generally find your posts interesting and I have no personal issues with you except for this one, which is not a big deal either, what's more I'm the one who usually insults others here :p

Bad-repping isn't usually my way of protest.
Let's just say you made an ass out of yourself a little bit with this very thread :devil:

PaulieM
03-22-2005, 10:10 PM
now this is a quality thread

federer express
03-22-2005, 10:11 PM
Let's just say you made an ass out of yourself a little bit with this very thread :devil:

u have completely missed the point of the thread. u are so keen to defend federer that u missed what i was saying. this is my thread and can make it about whatever i want. i am saying all comments (on tennis) are welcome besides the nine i mentioned! what's so hard to understand about that?

jmp
03-22-2005, 10:11 PM
How about we start a petition for proactive moderators? After 24 hours, certain threads should be moved to either the player forum or the tournament forum. And we need a Tennis Tips/Instruction forum too, dontcha think?

I like the Tennis Tips/Instructions forum idea, Fee, seeing as how a lot of players post here. That brings me to my query for this thread:

How many MTF players have a structured off court regimen they use to enhance their game?

I just completed a two day session with a professional trainer today for my racquetball game. He set me up with cardio, upper body, and lower body reps that will translate to my game. I also do something called 'lines' which are drills where you run short distances, stop quickly and turn.

This was the first time I've met with a trainer. He happens to be a racquetball player, too. So, he knows exactly what I want. I'm very excited.

Turkeyballs Paco
03-22-2005, 10:14 PM
Federer express, you are so funny. This is the second, count 'em, second thread you've started about all the lame threads on GM. Maybe we need GM to be divided between serious and fluff.

Yeah, we need a Fluff section, because, there's plenty of people like me who mostly just cruise GM to defend Hewitt from all the haters and discuss his penis size. :p

Rogiman
03-22-2005, 10:15 PM
[QUOTE=federer express] u are so keen to defend federer that u missed what i was saying.[QUOTE]

You're teasing me aren't you? :lol:

Enjoy your thread!
Everyone needs to fight a little from time to time :p

federer express
03-22-2005, 10:15 PM
I like the Tennis Tips/Instructions forum idea, Fee, seeing as how a lot of players post here. That brings me to my query for this thread:

How many MTF players have a structured off court regimen they use to enhance their game?

I just completed a two day session with a professional trainer today for my racquetball game. He set me up with cardio, upper body, and lower body reps that will translate to my game. I also do something called 'lines' which are drills where you run short distances, stop quickly and turn.

This was the first time I've met with a trainer. He happens to be a racquetball player, too. So, he knows exactly what I want. I'm very excited.


ahhh shuttle sprints. all serious players had an off court regimen i imagine. i did when i was playing lots. my coach would make me do nothing but cardio really. he thought i was unfit and by the end had me doing so much crap. iam still pretty fit from it 10 years later! u need to work really really hard physically to even be an ok player

PaulieM
03-22-2005, 10:15 PM
How about we start a petition for proactive moderators? After 24 hours, certain threads should be moved to either the player forum or the tournament forum. And we need a Tennis Tips/Instruction forum too, dontcha think?
:yeah: good idea fee :hug:

adeegee
03-22-2005, 10:15 PM
i've never seen hewitt's penis size mentioned :p whats the general feeling?

jmp
03-22-2005, 10:17 PM
I think we could also do with a gamblers section, seeing as people seem to be getting pissed off with us :rolleyes:

I think I should become a moderator, I'm well respected and reasonable towards everyone :p

Who's angry at you guys? I don't pay attention to all that odds and bookie stuff you guys talk about. But, you seem to have fun watching/following the matches in the live score threads along with the non-betting fans.

EDIT TO ADD: I think a hard core better's forum is an excellent idea, though. People could learn a thing or two and you guys could really go at it.

adeegee
03-22-2005, 10:18 PM
Who's angry at you guys? I don't pay attention to all that odds and bookie stuff you guys talk about. But, you seem to have fun watching/following the matches in the live score threads along with the non-betting fans.

A lot of people have voiced their unhappiness with us :sad:

federer express
03-22-2005, 10:19 PM
Federer express, you are so funny. This is the second, count 'em, second thread you've started about all the lame threads on GM. Maybe we need GM to be divided between serious and fluff.


this thread is for everyone that wants to chat about stuff other than the things i mentioned. the other one was just slating whati believed to crap threads. this is for people i chat to! so they can chat to me about anything basically!

jmp
03-22-2005, 10:20 PM
A lot of people have voiced their unhappiness with us :sad:

:tears: :hug:

Turkeyballs Paco
03-22-2005, 10:20 PM
i've never seen hewitt's penis size mentioned :p whats the general feeling?

Oh, how much you have been missing. It's generally accepted to be very large, btw. ;)

Turkeyballs Paco
03-22-2005, 10:23 PM
this thread is for everyone that wants to chat about stuff other than the things i mentioned. the other one was just slating whati believed to crap threads. this is for people i chat to! so they can chat to me about anything basically!

Oh, ok. So, you wanna talk about Hewitt? Just kidding!
I think it would be cool to have a hard-core section, where idiots like me could learn something.

Rogiman
03-22-2005, 10:23 PM
this is for people i chat to! so they can chat to me about anything basically!

Dear Dr. Express!
Lately I've been having an erection so stiff I can't get rid off :o

It's been really inconvenient, especially during business meetings :p

jmp
03-22-2005, 10:23 PM
another question....

I'm thinking of starting to follow tennis. Which player should I follow?

:haha: :haha:

federer express
03-22-2005, 10:24 PM
Dear Dr. Express!
Lately I've been having an erection so stiff I can't get rid off :o

It's been really inconvenient, especially during business meetings :p

really? people who know you never mentioned it! :confused: guess you're lucky its a small one :p lol
anything tennis....impotence and the opposite (whatever that is called) can go to fonzo's threads ;)

adeegee
03-22-2005, 10:25 PM
Oh, how much you have been missing. It's generally accepted to be very large, btw. ;)

interesting. maybe that explains how he got bec cartwright

federer express
03-22-2005, 10:26 PM
Oh, ok. So, you wanna talk about Hewitt? Just kidding!
I think it would be cool to have a hard-core section, where idiots like me could learn something.

am happy to talk about hewitt. in my 'most impressive' i voted for his lobs. just dont like the hundreds of threads about how bad for tennis he is. which is why i made the 'give hewitt a break thread' :p

Turkeyballs Paco
03-22-2005, 10:28 PM
fedex you deserve a :smooch: for starting a "give Hewitt a break" thread! You're the bomb, dude. (I think it's dude, or is it dudette?)

jmp
03-22-2005, 10:28 PM
now this is a quality thread

:yeah: ;)

federer express
03-22-2005, 10:29 PM
fedex you deserve a :smooch: for starting a "give Hewitt a break" thread! You're the bomb, dude. (I think it's dude, or is it dudette?)

it's dude :)

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 10:38 PM
I love Lamp!

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 10:39 PM
Thanks for posting this information, RDucky. :yeah: Very interesting.

np. Need more Info bout Ljubo...PM me. :D

Deivid23
03-22-2005, 10:41 PM
Curiosity:

I wonder which percentage of gamblers this forum has. Don´t matter the stakes they take, just the fact of betting on a tennis match.

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 10:43 PM
Curiosity:

I wonder which percentage of gamblers this forum has. Don´t matter the stakes they take, just the fact of betting on a tennis match.

I bet on Tennis. :rolleyes:

federer express
03-22-2005, 10:44 PM
I bet on Tennis. :rolleyes:

i bet loads on tennis. almost every match i watch.
last bet was 200 on clijsters to beat davenport. sadly didn't put it on when she was 4-0 down in the first set :(

adeegee
03-22-2005, 10:48 PM
Curiosity:

I wonder which percentage of gamblers this forum has. Don´t matter the stakes they take, just the fact of betting on a tennis match.

i'd say about 20% of this forum gamble (not including v-cash)

Fee
03-22-2005, 10:52 PM
Damn, I leave for 30 minutes and this thread became an effing classic!

Racquetball? Get out!

My off-court regimen: big mug of tea in the morning, cigarette, mug of coffee in the afternoon, cigarette, something for dinner, glass of wine or one beer, cigarette. Spend whatever spare time in between on the internet... play tennis once a week if it's not raining. Doesn't do shit for my game. Oh well....

Lleyton's unit: allegedly huge. He used it to think with in 2003...

Gamblers... need their own forum, for many reasons. Not too bad most of the time, but they have a tendency to rattle the hardcore fans in the scoring threads and they always bring up basketball and various other sports (that's annoying).

Hit a forehand as often as you effing can. Watch Carlos Moya (get tapes) and play just like him, running around every backhand you possibly can to the point where Justine HH pulls you aside and quietly offers her assistance... (but he is still a damn sexy man).

Adeegee, I like you. :kiss:

Did I miss anything?

David Kenzie
03-22-2005, 10:55 PM
I only gamble ridiculous amounts for fun. Usually (please don't laugh :tape: ) ... 1 euro.

adeegee
03-22-2005, 10:56 PM
Adeegee, I like you. :kiss:

:inlove: i'm blushing....you've got competition from pauliem though, we've built up quite a connection

Deivid23
03-22-2005, 11:00 PM
Gamblers... need their own forum, for many reasons. Not too bad most of the time, but they have a tendency to rattle the hardcore fans in the scoring threads and they always bring up basketball and various other sports (that's annoying).



I don´t think so. I´m a full-time bettor but in this forum I don´t usually talk about picks, odds or stuff like that cause although I know many people here do betting I see this forum as a tennis fan site. (I´m a tennis fan too ;) )

federer express
03-22-2005, 11:01 PM
I don´t think so. I´m a full-time bettor but in this forum I don´t usually talk about picks, odds or stuff like that cause although I know many people here do betting I see this forum as a tennis fan site. ;)

i agree
although i will start sharing bets on the slams. but u gotta do in-running too!

adeegee
03-22-2005, 11:03 PM
i agree
although i will start sharing bets on the slams. but u gotta do in-running too!

mate masters-series is where the money lies...too many low odds matches in GS

federer express
03-22-2005, 11:03 PM
:inlove: i'm blushing....you've got competition from pauliem though, we've built up quite a connection

blushing my ass! u love the compliments! :p even though earlier in the thread u said u weren't expecting any ;)

federer express
03-22-2005, 11:04 PM
mate masters-series is where the money lies...too many low odds matches in GS

lower odds but safer bets

adeegee
03-22-2005, 11:06 PM
lower odds but safer bets

i remember hewitt was 1.01 to beat karlovic at wimbledon :haha:

Deivid23
03-22-2005, 11:07 PM
mate masters-series is where the money lies...too many low odds matches in GS

Money is everywhere, specially in Grand Slams

federer express
03-22-2005, 11:07 PM
:) i remember hewitt was 1.01 to beat karlovic at wimbledon :haha:

yeah i had 10 on karlovic in running :)

jmp
03-22-2005, 11:07 PM
Damn, I leave for 30 minutes and this thread became an effing classic!

Racquetball? Get out!

My off-court regimen: big mug of tea in the morning, cigarette, mug of coffee in the afternoon, cigarette, something for dinner, glass of wine or one beer, cigarette. Spend whatever spare time in between on the internet... play tennis once a week if it's not raining. Doesn't do shit for my game. Oh well....

Lleyton's unit: allegedly huge. He used it to think with in 2003...

Gamblers... need their own forum, for many reasons. Not too bad most of the time, but they have a tendency to rattle the hardcore fans in the scoring threads and they always bring up basketball and various other sports (that's annoying).

Hit a forehand as often as you effing can. Watch Carlos Moya (get tapes) and play just like him, running around every backhand you possibly can to the point where Justine HH pulls you aside and quietly offers her assistance... (but he is still a damn sexy man).

Adeegee, I like you. :kiss:

Did I miss anything?

I think you got it all. :yeah: :)

PaulieM
03-22-2005, 11:14 PM
Adeegee, I like you. :kiss:

fee now you're really stepping on my territory, first james now adeegee!
as for you adeegee, i thought i was your one and only :sad:

adeegee
03-22-2005, 11:15 PM
fee now you're really stepping on my territory, first james now adeegee!
as for you adeegee, i thought i was your one and only :sad:

hey i can't help it if the women are all over me :p

marilag
03-22-2005, 11:18 PM
more on labadze? never gonna happen. most people here will be thinking....'labaze?? :confused: is that georgian for federer?' :haha:

PaulieM
03-22-2005, 11:19 PM
hey i can't help it if the women are all over me :p
i guess you can look at the menu as long as you're still eating all your meals at home. :):smooch:

alfonsojose
03-22-2005, 11:21 PM
(5) wow....look at his ass (thats for u fonzo)

be :cool: you won't hear anything nasty from me in a while ;)

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 11:21 PM
OKAY ALL THE LADIES THAT GET REJECTED BY ADEEGEE WILL BE ADDED TO MY MENU...

federer express
03-22-2005, 11:21 PM
be :cool: you won't hear anything nasty from me in a while ;)

when u say in a while, u mean about 2 minutes right? ;)

federer express
03-22-2005, 11:22 PM
OKAY ALL THE LADIES THAT GET REJECTED BY ADEEGEE WILL BE ADDED TO MY MENU...

:haha:

adeegee
03-22-2005, 11:22 PM
i think Debstah has a thing for me as well :p

adeegee
03-22-2005, 11:26 PM
right i'll talk to y'all later....the women are calling :rolleyes:

federer express
03-22-2005, 11:27 PM
right i'll talk to y'all later....the women are calling :rolleyes:

thats just your mom telling u to get your ass to bed...its late! ;)

adeegee
03-22-2005, 11:29 PM
thats just your mom telling u to get your ass to bed...its late! ;)

:haha:....it would be if i was at home but i'm at uni! i'm off to play some pro evo 4 (the women calling me bit was just a lie to make me look good :cool: )

federer express
03-22-2005, 11:29 PM
:haha:....it would be if i was at home but i'm at uni! i'm off to play some pro evo 4 (the women calling me bit was just a lie to make me look good :cool: )

pro evo 4...ahh cool

how good is ronaldinho in that game! he kicks ass!!

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 11:31 PM
okay Its Tuesday 6:30PM 2moro is last day of college.before springbreak....2classes 2moro...tonight last night here for 2 weeks...DO I GO DRINK!!?!?!?!?!

federer express
03-22-2005, 11:32 PM
okay Its Tuesday 6:30PM 2moro is last day of college.before springbreak....2classes 2moro...tonight last night here for 2 weeks...DO I GO DRINK!!?!?!?!?!

of course. how can u even ask

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 11:33 PM
of course. how can u even ask

yeah what was i thinking ;) ....class is at noon and 2....alot of time to sober up.






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federer express
03-22-2005, 11:34 PM
yeah what was i thinking ;) ....class is at noon and 2....alot of time to sober up.

even if not enough time (and a little hung over in class), gotta go drink :p

bad gambler
03-22-2005, 11:37 PM
i think Debstah has a thing for me as well :p


pfff she has eyes only for me :fiery:

stay away otherwise there will be trouble :mad:

Rogiman
03-22-2005, 11:39 PM
pfff she has eyes only for me :fiery:

stay away otherwise there will be trouble :mad:

:eek:
I've never seen this side of yours, BG

Angle Queen
03-22-2005, 11:49 PM
pfff she has eyes only for me :fiery:

stay away otherwise there will be trouble :mad::eek:
I've never seen this side of yours, BGOh Rogi...you missed it. BG and Deb...had a thang goin' on in the IW OOP threads. Fee even did an awesome on 'As the MTF Turns' commentary (with the title being a take off on an American soap opera show). It had me :haha: . I'd check it out every day. I'm hoping they pick it back up at Miami.

jmp
03-22-2005, 11:50 PM
yeah what was i thinking ;) ....class is at noon and 2....alot of time to sober up.






Post : 1 8 0 0

Post party!! :aparty: :drink:

:banana: 1800 :banana:

jmp
03-22-2005, 11:55 PM
:eek:
I've never seen this side of yours, BG

AQ is right. This is serious :hearts:. :aplot: :lol:

Fee
03-23-2005, 12:54 AM
fee now you're really stepping on my territory, first james now adeegee!
as for you adeegee, i thought i was your one and only :sad:

James is all yours, but he's my other little brother, so treat him well.

adeegee is all yours, as long as he's allowed to accept my phone calls at any time of the day (it's an intellectual thing) and you don't mind he and I giggling together at our snarky inside jokes.

kay? :hug:

sigmagirl91
03-23-2005, 01:07 AM
the following...

(1) roger won a match (wow....big surprise)
(2) roddick has a one dimensional game and is crap on clay (huge surprise)
(3) i hate hewitt, coria or roddick (booooooring)
(4) when should i hit a forehand? (i mean really....)
(5) wow....look at his ass (thats for u fonzo)
(6) isn't his girlfriend too young, old, blonde etc (who gives a.....)
(7) how to improve tennis (doesn't need changing)
(8) women should be paid as much as men (shut up with that ****)
(9) ljubicic is the player of the year (dumbasses!)
(10) ermmm....cant think of anymore

Take your ass somewhere else then, or make your own forum. There...problem solved.

sigmagirl91
03-23-2005, 01:08 AM
yeah what was i thinking ;) ....class is at noon and 2....alot of time to sober up.






Post : 1 8 0 0

Well, congratulations, dude. Burning the midnight oil must have paid off.

Action Jackson
03-23-2005, 02:43 AM
Well this made for some very interesting reading.

federer express
03-23-2005, 06:38 PM
Take your ass somewhere else then, or make your own forum. There...problem solved.

or i could just make my own threads and hope people like you stay out of them

federer express
03-23-2005, 06:40 PM
sharapova looks like a man on that photo with federer on the atp site! :eek:

federer express
03-23-2005, 06:44 PM
tip for sigmagirl....

put everything u have on labadze winning miami at 1000/1...it'll make u rich!

Saumon
03-23-2005, 06:55 PM
OKAY ALL THE LADIES THAT GET REJECTED BY ADEEGEE WILL BE ADDED TO MY MENU...
and what about gentlemen? :aplot:

federer express
03-23-2005, 07:00 PM
i am traumatised!! :eek:

think i might have to campaign to get this thread closed after that....

damn u ccc ;)

CooCooCachoo
03-23-2005, 07:04 PM
You'll get over it :p

Turkeyballs Paco
03-23-2005, 07:23 PM
A suggestion for federer_express and sigmagirl:

http://anekdota.dyndns.org/jotd15/att-0771/01-make_love_not_war.jpg

:angel:


No You Di-n't! Oh, CCC, how long have you been waiting to use that one?

tangerine_dream
03-23-2005, 08:45 PM
tip for sigmagirl....
put everything u have on labadze winning miami at 1000/1...it'll make u rich!

:lol:

jasmine(usa)
03-23-2005, 09:12 PM
hey i can't help it if the women are all over me :pYou Scots sure are a randy bunch. Looks like Mikey's got some competition. ;)

sigmagirl91
03-23-2005, 09:21 PM
Nah, FE, you're too small. I'll pass.
Anyway, I wouldn't bet on Mr. Child-Bearing Hips to win Podunk Open, never mind Nasdaq.

adeegee
03-23-2005, 09:34 PM
pro evo 4...ahh cool

how good is ronaldinho in that game! he kicks ass!!

mate ronaldinho is the greatest.......apart from pauliem :rolleyes: she'll dump me if i dont say thay

alfonsojose
03-23-2005, 11:56 PM
A suggestion for federer_express and sigmagirl:

http://anekdota.dyndns.org/jotd15/att-0771/01-make_love_not_war.jpg

:angel:
Martjin :eek: I've never posted something like that :aplot: Nice turban of your friend, BTW ;) You guys should invite Labadze :drool: :tape:

G_Hughes
03-24-2005, 01:27 AM
more on labadze? never gonna happen. most people here will be thinking....'labaze?? :confused: is that georgian for federer?'
No, it´s not georgian Federer, it´s georgian word for bettor , more specifically, bettor against himself

Smankyou
03-24-2005, 04:52 AM
Federer express, you are so funny. This is the second, count 'em, second thread you've started about all the lame threads on GM. Maybe we need GM to be divided between serious and fluff.

Don't encourage him.

Fee
03-24-2005, 05:14 AM
STOP
reposting that damn picture. It's making me really ill every time I see it, seriously. (Martijn, I may never forgive you for that. You should have done it as an attachment).

El Legenda
03-24-2005, 05:17 AM
Just sick...i thought this was tennis not male porn ya homo's. :)

federer express
03-24-2005, 04:50 PM
Just sick...i thought this was tennis not male porn ya homo's. :)

that pic is disturbing and belongs in alfonso's threads only :)

this is a serious tennis thread :rolleyes:

Fumus
03-24-2005, 05:29 PM
I have an original thread...the "shut the fuck up thread"...a place to vent your frustrations at ATP players, coaches, and annoying posters(like myself).

CooCooCachoo
03-24-2005, 05:46 PM
STOP
reposting that damn picture. It's making me really ill every time I see it, seriously. (Martijn, I may never forgive you for that. You should have done it as an attachment).

Sorry :o :p

CooCooCachoo
03-24-2005, 05:47 PM
No You Di-n't! Oh, CCC, how long have you been waiting to use that one?

Actually I just Googled it up for the occasion :)

CooCooCachoo
03-24-2005, 05:48 PM
that pic is disturbing and belongs in alfonso's threads only :)

this is a serious tennis thread :rolleyes:

:tape: ;)

Billy Moonshine
03-24-2005, 06:57 PM
This is such a snobbish thread.
Dont try and máke tennis pretencious/intellectual.
It´s a game, and should be fun.
And who is to decide what is and isn´t suitable for a tennis forum? The tennis police.If it´s about tennis, it´s suitable, no?
People can come here and talk about what they like.
If you don´t like it, go somewhere else. Leave the rest to have their fun :)

Fee
03-24-2005, 06:59 PM
As long as no one else 'quotes' your original post anymore, I can deal with it. I was actually enjoying this thread until that photo. I'll just avoid page 9 from now on. Nothing against gay porn (which usually features attractive guys), but those are two faces I really just don't want to see in the middle of a fun tennis conversation.

federer express
03-24-2005, 09:32 PM
As long as no one else 'quotes' your original post anymore, I can deal with it. I was actually enjoying this thread until that photo. I'll just avoid page 9 from now on. Nothing against gay porn (which usually features attractive guys), but those are two faces I really just don't want to see in the middle of a fun tennis conversation.

absolutely!! :clap2:

federer express
03-24-2005, 09:35 PM
This is such a snobbish thread.
Dont try and máke tennis pretencious/intellectual.
And who is to decide what is and isn´t suitable for a tennis forum? If you don´t like it, go somewhere else. Leave the rest to have their fun :)

mmmm.....

didn't say people cant talk about whatever they want. but we all make our own threads unless i'm mistaken. and how can i be dictating what people talk about when i say this thread is for absolutely anything, except 9 topics. every other thread is about one thing only!! think about it. i know it might be a slow and painful process, but get that grey matter working if u can...

adeegee
03-24-2005, 09:36 PM
just ignore him fed express, i like the thread :p

federer express
03-24-2005, 09:38 PM
This is such a snobbish thread.
Dont try and máke tennis pretencious/intellectual.
It´s a game, and should be fun.
And who is to decide what is and isn´t suitable for a tennis forum? The tennis police.If it´s about tennis, it´s suitable, no?
People can come here and talk about what they like.
If you don´t like it, go somewhere else. Leave the rest to have their fun :)

oh yeah, if this is snobbish so be it...

but you might wanna learn to spell words before putting them in your thread!

its pretentious!!!

federer express
03-24-2005, 09:38 PM
just ignore him fed express, i like the thread :p

cheers mate. am just bemused by how stupid people can be!

adeegee
03-24-2005, 09:45 PM
cheers mate. am just bemused by how stupid people can be!

so am i *see the donald young thread on GM*

federer express
03-24-2005, 09:49 PM
so am i *see the donald young thread on GM*

yeah seen it! wouldn't it be cool to have a thread where u got to pick who was allowed into it! :p

adeegee
03-24-2005, 09:50 PM
yeah seen it! wouldn't it be cool to have a thread where u got to pick who was allowed into it! :p

only journeymen care about miami :rolleyes: apparently federer tried to tank his match last year but didn't manage to against davydenko, but he was able to against nadal

bad gambler
03-24-2005, 09:51 PM
that pic

adeegee
03-24-2005, 09:52 PM
that pic

i thought the pic was quite funny myself

federer express
03-24-2005, 09:53 PM
only journeymen care about miami :rolleyes: apparently federer tried to tank his match last year but didn't manage to against davydenko, but he was able to against nadal

of course....cuz federer just loves to lose doesn't he

there are some :cuckoo: people around

Billy Moonshine
03-24-2005, 10:47 PM
Yeah, Fed Express, i´m really stupid.
Forgive me for my stupidity.
We can´t all be as brainy as you :)

Yeah, i can´t spell, so what, is that a crime?
Is this an english language thread or a tennis one? You sound like my grandad. And i never listened to him either!

Your own use of english isn´t too hot.
For example :´´absolutely anything, except 9 topics´´
The first part: ´absolutely anything ´suggests anything at all can be discussed.
The second part introduces exceptions to this. Hardly ´absolutely anything´ then!
So, you are trying to dictate what people can talk about by telling them what you don´t want them to talk about, no?

Please, this thread was only created so that you could pour scorn on people who like to come here and chat about what you might consider moronic topics while at the same time painting yourself as some superior mind.

And let´s face it, asking for a discussion about anything, well,that´s hardly using your own brain, so why don´t YOU think of another topic, oh smart one?

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 10:51 PM
Yeah, Fed Express, i´m really stupid.
Forgive me for my stupidity.
We can´t all be as brainy as you :)

Yeah, i can´t spell, so what, is that a crime?
Is this an english language thread or a tennis one? You sound like my grandad. And i never listened to him either!

Your own use of english isn´t too hot.
For example :´´absolutely anything, except 9 topics´´
The first part: ´absolutely anything ´suggests anything at all can be discussed.
The second part introduces exceptions to this. Hardly ´absolutely anything´ then!

Please, this thread was only created so that you could pour scorn on people who like to come here and chat about what you might consider moronic topics while at the same time painting yourself as some superior mind.

And let´s face it, asking for a discussion about anything, well,that´s hardly using your own brain, so why don´t YOU think of another topic, oh smart one?X

A pretty good one, actually :scratch:

Can I borrow some of your ideas for the next time I feel like fighting online? :shrug:

federer express
03-24-2005, 10:55 PM
Yeah, Fed Express, i´m really stupid.


well done. i can finally say i agree whole heartedly with something u have said. and saying anything except is perfectly acceptable english and makes perfect sense. or do i have to explain the concept and meaning of 'except' to you too? still, this post is an improvement. u kept the words nice and small so as not to confuse yourself. it might not seem like much but remember.... baby steps!! try another big word when u feel confident enough though!!

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 10:58 PM
well done. i can finally say i agree whole heartedly with something u have said. and saying anything except is perfectly acceptable english and makes perfect sense. or do i have to explain the concept and meaning of 'except' to you too? still, this post is an improvement. u kept the words nice and small so as not to confuse yourself. it might not seem like much but remember.... baby steps!! try another big word when u feel confident enough though!!

You're going to need to try harder if you have any ambitions to keep up with him methinks :rolleyes:
Right now it's advantage Billy Moonshine. :p

Billy Moonshine
03-24-2005, 10:58 PM
Rogiman,
your sarcasm tickles me pink!
I know my arguments are lame :(
And that i like the stupid threads.
I´m going to the one about Hewitt being a #####, see you there!

federer express
03-24-2005, 10:59 PM
You're going to need to try harder if you have any ambitions to keep up with him methinks :rolleyes:
Right now it's advantage Billy Moonshine. :p

not even trying to compete with him/she/it whatever billy is.

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 10:59 PM
Rogiman,
your sarcasm tickles me pink!
I know my arguments are lame :(
And that i like the stupid threads.
I´m going to the one about Hewitt being a #####, see you there!

I was serious about you being damn good in your last post!
Or at least much better than FE.

federer express
03-24-2005, 11:01 PM
I was serious about you being damn good in your last post!
Or at least much better than FE.

seems billy is too dumb to even know what sarcasm is. what a surprise!

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 11:02 PM
seems billy is too dumb to even know what sarcasm is. what a surprise!

Well, Billy, what do you have to say against this??? :(

federer express
03-24-2005, 11:03 PM
rogiman i generally try to reciprocate at some point when people good rep me. but u are so full of crap that sadly i have never even come close to doing so with you!!

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 11:05 PM
rogiman i generally try to reciprocate at some point when people good rep me. but u are so full of crap that sadly i have never even come close to doing so with you!!

From your mouth it sounds like music :toothy:

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 11:07 PM
By the way - advantage F_E - Billy, that sarcasm thing was really a bad idea :sad:

Billy Moonshine
03-24-2005, 11:08 PM
Fed express,
You never agree with me because you don´t actually read my posts.
You find a weaklink and then focus on that, ignoring/ sidelining the main point.
For example, I agree that there is nothing wrong with anything except.
However ´absolutely anything´would not be followed with ´except´, because it means that there would be no exceptions. You do know the function of absolutely as an adjective, don´t you, seeing as your english is so good?

Also, using long words is not a sign of good english.
Many people do so and think they´re clever. But do they know what they mean and how to use them correctly?

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 11:11 PM
Well, you must say BMS makes some sense about the logics of the language :shrug:

Deuce

federer express
03-24-2005, 11:13 PM
Fed express,
You never agree with me because you don´t actually read my posts.
You find a weaklink and then focus on that, ignoring/ sidelining the main point.
For example, I agree that there is nothing wrong with anything except.
However ´absolutely anything´would not be followed with ´except´, because it means that there would be no exceptions. You do know the function of absolutely as an adjective, don´t you, seeing as your english is so good?

Also, using long words is not a sign of good english.
Many people do so and think they´re clever. But do they know what they mean and how to use them correctly?

i dont try to use particularly big words to demonstrate my intelligence. if i was trying to i could showcase it easily enough. was just being helpful in pointing out your error!!
again anything except is fine. as is absolutely anything except. back to school i think for you. if you have left yet that is.

Billy Moonshine
03-24-2005, 11:14 PM
Sorry rogiman, i thought you were being sarcastic because I didn´t really think my thread was so good.
But thanks for your vote of confidence!:)
Yes, advantage Federer express, it seems my lack of self belief is to be my downfall.
And Fed express, I´m too dumb to know what sarcasm is?
My misinterpretation of Rogiman is not due to dumbness, but a result of being surprised that he thought he wasn´t any good fighting online and needed my help.
Surely noone would want the help of someone as dumb as me?

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 11:14 PM
i dont try to use particularly big words to demonstrate my intelligence. if i was trying to i could showcase it easily enough. was just being helpful in pointing out your error!!
again anything except is fine. as is absolutely anything except. back to school i think for you. if you have left yet that is.

:zzz:
Double Fault, advantage BMS

Billy Moonshine
03-24-2005, 11:23 PM
On gamepoint, I would like to smack a forehand winner down the line, and ask Federer Express, just where have you actually answered the main accusation made by me, which is that this thread is nothing but you trying to show how much better you are than everyone else without actually ever saying anything of substance?
Rather than belittle everyone else for what they want to talk about, where is your original topic?

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 11:25 PM
Game, set and match BMS.
Billy, you move on to your next round match against GeorgeWHitler,
And you, F_E, leave with nothing! :devil:

bad gambler
03-24-2005, 11:26 PM
oh can i play as well please? :D

federer express
03-24-2005, 11:27 PM
On gamepoint, I would like to smack a forehand winner down the line, and ask Federer Express, just where have you actually answered the main accusation made by me, which is that this thread is nothing but you trying to show how much better you are than everyone else without actually ever saying anything of substance?
Rather than belittle everyone else for what they want to talk about, where is your original topic?

okay okay. i'll waste one more minute on you. this thread is not me trying to show i'm better than anyone. i have invited people to chat about virtually anything they like. and if u want to see my original topics, you can always check out my other threads. this one (one last time because i know you are a bit slower than most) is an open invite!! it really shouldn't be that hard to understand!

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 11:28 PM
oh can i play as well please? :D

Sorry mate, registration fees required :tape:

federer express
03-24-2005, 11:29 PM
Game, set and match BMS.
Billy, you move on to your next round match against GeorgeWHitler,
And you, F_E, leave with nothing! :devil:

and who the **** appointed the :retard: rogiman umpire?? or was it a self-proclaimed thing?

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 11:29 PM
okay okay. i'll waste one more minute on you. this threas is not me trying to show i'm better than anyone. i have invited people to chat about virtually anything they like. and if u want to see my original topics, you can always check out my other threads. this one (one last time because i know you are a bit slower than most) is an open invite!! it really shouldn't be that hard to understand!

Time's up, your answer will not count ;)

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 11:31 PM
and who the **** appointed the :retard: rogiman umpire?? or was it a self-proclaimed thing?

I was sent here by god (not Fed, the fictitious one) :angel:

Fee
03-24-2005, 11:31 PM
I have liked this thread from the very beginning. FE was right on to point out that most of the threads in GM seemed to spring from his original list of nine topics. He wasn't trying to be superior at all, just giving some of us a place to discuss something else, which we have done. I'm off to check out the Donald Young thread, I need a laugh.

federer express
03-24-2005, 11:36 PM
I have liked this thread from the very beginning. FE was right on to point out that most of the threads in GM seemed to spring from his original list of nine topics. He wasn't trying to be superior at all, just giving some of us a place to discuss something else, which we have done. I'm off to check out the Donald Young thread, I need a laugh.

ahhh. thank god. evidence of an intelligent life form in mtf. u might have more success than i did in explaining the thread to them..... but i doubt it

Billy Moonshine
03-24-2005, 11:37 PM
But Fed Express, the Forum itself is an open invite for tennis fans to discuss what they want.
And they do.
And, not surprisingly, some topics are more popular than others.
So, why do we need you to invite us to talk about what we want, yet at the same time tell us what you don´t want to hear about? Noone´s making you read these threads. Start your own threads with an actual topic of your own if you´re that bothered. This isn´t a topic, it´s a badly disguised criticism of the forum and the majority of it´s participants.
Are you some self-appointed forum censor?

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 11:39 PM
So, why do we need you to invite us to talk about what we want, yet at the same time tell us what you don´t want to hear about? Noone´s making you read these threads. Start your own threads if you´re that bothered?


Hmmm... Billy, I think he just did.... :rolleyes:

federer express
03-24-2005, 11:40 PM
Start your own threads if you´re that bothered?


u cant be this dumb. i seriously hope u are pretending to be. otherwise it seems evolution completely bypassed you? make my own thread? what the hell do you think this????? :smash:

Billy Moonshine
03-24-2005, 11:43 PM
Okay, this is a thread, but it´s not a topic of any substance.
It´s a criticism of the forum and its participants and what they want to talk about.
But in no way is it a thread that actually encourages a discussion about tennis other than how tired some of the discussions are.
And that isn´t a worthy thread.
Now, an original topic would be, no?

Fee
03-24-2005, 11:45 PM
Thank you Billy, for winning FE's argument for him. I believe that's called a 'walkover'

He did start a thread, and intelligent, like-minded people joined him here for two days (has it been three) and we had fun, even helping each other through the trauma of Coo's hideous photo. Then you showed up and pooped in our wading pool and now we can't splash about anymore. Do you kill every party you go to?

federer express
03-24-2005, 11:47 PM
Okay, this is a thread, but it´s not a topic of any substance.
It´s a criticism of the forum and its participants and what they want to talk about.
But in no way is it a thread that actually encourages a discussion about tennis other than how tired some of the discussions are.
And that isn´t a worthy thread.
Now, an original topic would be, no?

oh my god!! it encourages a discussion about almost anything!!! nobody else seems to have had a problem in understanding the premise of the thread. if u hate it so much, why dont you follow your own advice and make your thread. suggested title 'is it pretencious or pretentious....i skipped english class and had my head up my ass instead!'

federer express
03-24-2005, 11:49 PM
Thank you Billy, for winning FE's argument for him. I believe that's called a 'walkover'

He did start a thread, and intelligent, like-minded people joined him here for two days (has it been three) and we had fun, even helping each other through the trauma of Coo's hideous photo. Then you showed up and pooped in our wading pool and now we can't splash about anymore. Do you kill every party you go to?

you make far too much sense!! :worship:

Billy Moonshine
03-24-2005, 11:50 PM
I don´t get invited to parties.

That´s why I´m on MTF at 1:30am the night before a public holiday :)

Hey, noone´s stopping you carrying on with your party.

I still don´t think this is an intelligent thread though. I have to stick up for the ones who do want to discuss things they like and not be told what is ánd isn´t suitable for a public tennis forum.

Have fun at the party:)

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 11:52 PM
Well, F_E is definitely full of himself...
As long as he stays in his thread I don't mind him though...

federer express
03-24-2005, 11:55 PM
I don´t get invited to parties.

That´s why I´m on MTF at 1:30am the night before a public holiday :)

Hey, noone´s stopping you carrying on with your party.

I still don´t think this is an intelligent thread though. I have to stick up for the ones who do want to discuss things they like and not be told what is ánd isn´t suitable for a public tennis forum.

Have fun at the party:)

jeeeeeesus!! everyone dictates what people talk about in every single thread. the person starting the thread decides what is a valid topic and others can join him/her as they wish! this is no different except for the fact that i have made a thread for people sick of the 9 topics i mentioned at the beginning. i am usually patient and good with kids. in fact i will be specialising in child psychiatry soon and maybe working with kids with learning difficulties. so thanks for preparing me. they will be less challenging than you i'm sure!

federer express
03-24-2005, 11:57 PM
Well, F_E is definitely full of himself...
As long as he stays in his thread I don't mind him though...

why dont u get the **** out of it and engage in your favourite past time of ass kissing! seems to be the only thing you ever do here!!!

Fee
03-24-2005, 11:59 PM
Back to a tennis topic...

Since the DYoung thread got hijacked by a Coleburg replacement... Young got a wildcard for Houston, where he is likely to get spanked by another ATP player (unless, Goddess forbid, he draws JMG who hasn't won a match on clay since 2002). Should wiser heads in the Young camp step up and take him out of that tournament before he gets crushed by all these losses? Nothing befits a 15 year old phenom better than having an '0-4' record after his name for a few years.... What are these people thinking?

Billy Moonshine
03-25-2005, 12:00 AM
Yeah, Federer express, I skipped english class...it was full of stuck up, sneering snobs like you.
And as for having my head up my ass, well you could give lessons in that, you´re so into youself with your ´´i´m so clever and everyone else is so stupid attitude´´.

federer express
03-25-2005, 12:03 AM
Back to a tennis topic...

Since the DYoung thread got hijacked by a Coleburg replacement... Young got a wildcard for Houston, where he is likely to get spanked by another ATP player (unless, Goddess forbid, he draws JMG who hasn't won a match on clay since 2002). Should wiser heads in the Young camp step up and take him out of that tournament before he gets crushed by all these losses? Nothing befits a 15 year old phenom better than having an '0-4' record after his name for a few years.... What are these people thinking?

hmmm...not sure if i agree. when i was young i loved playing people much better than me. if i lost 6-0 6-0 the first time, i tried even harder to just win a few games the next time. there is a balance sure, but i think he can only benefit from this early exposure to life on the main tour. it will keep his feet on the ground and even more aware of how much he has to improve still. i might be wrong....

Rogiman
03-25-2005, 12:04 AM
engage in your favourite past time of ass kissing! seems to be the only thing you ever do here!!!

Unlike you, since you've been spending your time here doing a research about quantum-mechanics, huh...? :p

Fee
03-25-2005, 12:08 AM
hmmm...not sure if i agree. when i was young i loved playing people much better than me. if i lost 6-0 6-0 the first time, i tried even harder to just win a few games the next time. there is a balance sure, but i think he can only benefit from this early exposure to life on the main tour. it will keep his feet on the ground and even more aware of how much he has to improve still. i might be wrong....

He's had plenty of taste of life on the tour. He was treated very well at San Jose, probably the same at IW and Miami. We can only guess what gifts Mattress Mac will shower on him in Houston, but it's time for him to pay some real dues and go back to the Futures circuit, where everybody is still mostly better than he is. He only won two or three matches there last year. He needs to work the ladder like Andy and Monfils and just about everybody else before him has done. He could end up like Gasquet (will he ever live up to his potential) or worse.

federer express
03-25-2005, 12:12 AM
He's had plenty of taste of life on the tour. He was treated very well at San Jose, probably the same at IW and Miami. We can only guess what gifts Mattress Mac will shower on him in Houston, but it's time for him to pay some real dues and go back to the Futures circuit, where everybody is still mostly better than he is. He only won two or three matches there last year. He needs to work the ladder like Andy and Monfils and just about everybody else before him has done. He could end up like Gasquet (will he ever live up to his potential) or worse.

oh he will definitely be dropping back down very soon. i just dont think that this taste of top tennis will do him any harm in the long-term. he will pay his dues, because he cant make it if he doesn't. u are right he shouldn't keep playing at this level, but i think he will get some benfit from it still

federer express
03-25-2005, 12:16 AM
He's had plenty of taste of life on the tour. He was treated very well at San Jose, probably the same at IW and Miami. We can only guess what gifts Mattress Mac will shower on him in Houston, but it's time for him to pay some real dues and go back to the Futures circuit, where everybody is still mostly better than he is. He only won two or three matches there last year. He needs to work the ladder like Andy and Monfils and just about everybody else before him has done. He could end up like Gasquet (will he ever live up to his potential) or worse.

and thanks for getting me involved in a reasonable discussion. my brain was being tortured by the other two! :)

jmp
03-25-2005, 12:24 PM
Fee and FE, you make some good points about DYoung. I agree with FE that these losses aren't doing long term damage to DYoung's confidence. I suspect the motive behind these wild cards is to promote him and add a little $$$ to the pocket. I think he'll soon get back to the part of his career that involves the evolution of his game.

Here's my new query:

MTF gamblers, your Lounge has been up for a few days now. How do you think it's going?

Experimentee
03-25-2005, 12:35 PM
Yes there is a lot of crap on the message boards, not least of which is the threads complaining about how crap other threads are :yawn:

CooCooCachoo
03-25-2005, 12:57 PM
I was going to delete my post with the picture, but Amanda beat me to it :p

Funny how the people who quoted me, still have it ;)

CooCooCachoo
03-25-2005, 12:58 PM
This one is for fee:


http://www.purplemoon.com/jewelry/pins/make-love-daisy.jpg

:D Daisies are better, right? :)

alfonsojose
03-25-2005, 02:23 PM
that pic is disturbing and belongs in alfonso's threads only :)

this is a serious tennis thread :rolleyes:
I'm a serious guy and i'd never post a pic like that :p

Fee
03-25-2005, 04:28 PM
I prefer daffodils sweetie, but thanks for the thought. :hug: Post a picture of some anonymous, young, well-chiseled hottie (as an attachment) and I'll be happy. :D

adeegee
03-25-2005, 04:40 PM
I'm a serious guy and i'd never post a pic like that :p

Mate your about as serious as Labadze is about tennis :p

Fee
03-26-2005, 04:19 AM
Hey, Rogiman's been banned. What happened? I saw that he posted a thread that had a title similar to this one, and got about 10 replies, but just as I clicked on it to read it, it disappeared. Any clues?

bad gambler
03-26-2005, 04:21 AM
there was a bit of abuse being hurled between himself and a newbie - he got hooked by mandy as a result

World Beater
03-26-2005, 05:55 AM
there was a bit of abuse being hurled between himself and a newbie - he got hooked by mandy as a result

Did the newbie receive similar treatment from amanda?

bad gambler
03-26-2005, 06:04 AM
Did the newbie receive similar treatment from amanda?


i'm not sure...

Fee
03-26-2005, 06:07 AM
just plain old abuse? That doesn't seem fair. Was it racist or discriminatory in any way? Is the trigger that quick around here now?

Fee
03-26-2005, 06:10 AM
Holey Moley, Federer Express has been banned as well!

bad gambler
03-26-2005, 06:12 AM
yeah i just realised that as well :shrug:

tennischick
03-26-2005, 06:15 AM
Holey Moley, Federer Express has been banned as well!
atually federer_express has been banned. but Federer-Express is alive and kicking. and seems to have a similar obsession with an alleged porno star. go figure :o

bad gambler
03-26-2005, 06:15 AM
sorry TC but you have lost me???

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 06:27 AM
Well, if they're reading this, FE and RM should know that my board is the haven for banned MTFers :tape:

CooCooCachoo
03-26-2005, 06:28 AM
I prefer daffodils sweetie, but thanks for the thought. :hug: Post a picture of some anonymous, young, well-chiseled hottie (as an attachment) and I'll be happy. :D

It was just the first thing I found via Google Images, when looking for Make love not war :shrug: :)

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 06:29 AM
Seeing as the Federer Express who made the Leena thread has been around for more than a week and has over 100 posts, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that it's NOT the same poster. Just a hunch.

tennischick
03-26-2005, 06:29 AM
Well, if they're reading this, FE and RM should know that my board is the haven for banned MTFers :tape:
yeah, it's also the haven for bad-talking this board and its posters, right? :o

CooCooCachoo
03-26-2005, 06:30 AM
sorry TC but you have lost me???

Federer-Express is a different poster than federer express :shrug: It's confusing.

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 06:30 AM
yeah, it's also the haven for bad-talking this board and its posters, right? :o
Is that it's reputation? :)

I don't say anything on there that I haven't said on here. What everybody else does is not my responsibility.

If anybody is ever very bothered by something said over there, there is nobody to stop them from joining up and telling people where to go.

CooCooCachoo
03-26-2005, 06:30 AM
yeah, it's also the haven for bad-talking this board and its posters, right? :o

I did a search on my name and I was surprised to find a) Some posts mentioning me b) Just one bad-talking me

:o

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 06:31 AM
I did a search on my name and I was surprised to find a) Some posts mentioning me b) Just one bad-talking me

:o
I search my name places too :D

I bad mouthed you once :D But nothing compared to what I've said to you directly on here. :D

bad gambler
03-26-2005, 06:31 AM
all very interesting.....

CooCooCachoo
03-26-2005, 06:31 AM
Is that it's reputation? :)


Lynne Truss would shoot you. Really.

tennischick
03-26-2005, 06:31 AM
I did a search on my name and I was surprised to find a) Some posts mentioning me b) Just one bad-talking me

:o
only 1? you lucky girl ;)

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 06:31 AM
Lynne Truss would shoot you. Really.
Who?

CooCooCachoo
03-26-2005, 06:32 AM
I search my name places too :D

I bad mounted you once :D But nothing compared to what I've said to you directly on here. :D

Wow. You must have used a code word for me! :o I missed yours. Maybe it is a post in the last few weeks.

CooCooCachoo
03-26-2005, 06:32 AM
only 1? you lucky girl ;)

Girl :eek: :unsure:

CooCooCachoo
03-26-2005, 06:33 AM
Who?

Lynne Truss. Buy Eats, shoots and leaves.

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 06:33 AM
Wow. You must have used a code word for me! :o I missed yours. Maybe it is a post in the last few weeks.
Oh, it was REALLY old. Really really old. And I might have called you "coocoo" or "ccc" or whatever. Regardless, I'm sure it wasn't worth looking for. If I knew where it was, I'd find it for you. But I don't :shrug: I just know that SURELY I said something once.

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 06:34 AM
Lynne Truss. Buy Eats, shoots and leaves.
A book? Explain.

CooCooCachoo
03-26-2005, 06:34 AM
A book? Explain.

She has zero tolerance.

When it comes to punctuation that is.

tennischick
03-26-2005, 06:34 AM
Girl :eek: :unsure:
disculpa :angel:

CooCooCachoo
03-26-2005, 06:35 AM
Minor mistaken in punctuation trigger something in her. Maybe she is mental.

bad gambler
03-26-2005, 06:35 AM
coocoo i thought u were male? :confused:

tennischick
03-26-2005, 06:35 AM
She has zero tolerance.

When it comes to punctuation that is.
does she have zero tolerance for racist comments too? just wondering :o

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 06:37 AM
does she have zero tolerance for racist comments too? just wondering :o

We certainly have that over on my board, so I'm not sure where you are going with this ?

Fee
03-26-2005, 06:38 AM
CooCoo is a guy, BG. You are correct. Weird vibe around here today. Hmmm, I need to get my 'episode' written before some other odd phenom occurs....

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 06:38 AM
She has zero tolerance.

When it comes to punctuation that is.

She sounds anal retentive. I think I'll pass on the book. If I wanted to talk to somebody obsessed with punctuation I'd AOL Hurley. When he returns from the other side of the world, that is.

tennischick
03-26-2005, 06:38 AM
We certainly have that over on my board, so I'm not sure where you are going with this ?
yes you do. and racist comments can be explained even tho' they are never justified. i was rather impressed :worship:

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 06:41 AM
yes you do. and racist comments can be explained even tho' they are never justified. i was rather impressed :worship:

Really? I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

tennischick
03-26-2005, 06:48 AM
No, that isn't what I meant at all. I meant that I know why she does what she does.... sort of. Not that I understand or support it. I don't think there is a reasonable excuse for saying things like that anywhere. But that doesn't mean there isn't an explanation behind the behaviour - merely that it lacks justification.


just quoting Chloe...:o

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 06:51 AM
just quoting Chloe...:o
Yes. That is what I said. It doesn't differ significantly from anything that I've said on here. The only difference is that I had to deal with a situation over there which resulted in me giving long explanations for my actions. Well... it didn't require it. But I thought that an explanation of the rules was in order.

I still can't tell if you're trying to pick on me here or not?



Editted to add "significantly", since the paragraph made no sense without it.

tennischick
03-26-2005, 07:01 AM
i'll let one of your own posters on your own board supply the response. and then i'm off to bed. :wavey:

Where I come from we don't do PC.

Now are you saying Leena has a good reason for spewing such vile racial hatred? Maybe she can share those reasons with us. I just can't think of one acceptable reason why someone should use the words she chose to use. By saying she has a good reason everytime, or you understand why, you are only encouraging her to continue using this sickening language whenever she throws her toys out of her pram.

I defended Leena the last time. I thought she was being ridiculed and pissed on by the clueless fucks at the other place. What she wrote here was irrational and indefensible in the extreme. And she should apologise without question or reserve.
bye Chloe :wavey:

Chloe le Bopper
03-26-2005, 07:04 AM
Quite frankly TC, if you have a point... I'm not seeing it. I have never attempted to provide justification for Leena's racist comments. Nor have I ever defended her for making those comments. Explanation is not justification. Clearly you can see that, so I'm not sure why you feel the need to regurgitate discussions that have already been had instead of just making it clear what the fuck your point is. Furthermore, I have not once said that she should not have been banned for this site, based on those remarks.

So please, TC. If you check this thread out tomorrow, kindly make some sense of this all for me. Because right now? You're not making any.

Are you trying to stun the board with the shocking revelation that I don't support everything Leena has ever said or done? Anybody who takes the time to read and comprehend would already know that. Unfortunately, not a lot of people around here do that. You usually do, which is why I'm a little lost as to what you're going on about here.

adeegee
03-26-2005, 10:10 AM
bitch fight :bigclap: :bigclap: :bigclap:

CooCooCachoo
03-26-2005, 10:26 AM
coocoo i thought u were male? :confused:

Your brain functions are still OK :D I am glad :D

CooCooCachoo
03-26-2005, 10:28 AM
She sounds anal retentive. I think I'll pass on the book. If I wanted to talk to somebody obsessed with punctuation I'd AOL Hurley. When he returns from the other side of the world, that is.

It's quite funny actually. What I have seen so far is, anyway.

Fee
03-27-2005, 06:49 AM
1 of 20....

uNIVERSE mAN
03-27-2005, 12:20 PM
Chloe gave me a rep! :woohoo:

TennisLurker
03-27-2005, 03:59 PM
Could someone please pm me leena racists comments?

All I rememeber is her saying she finds most asians annoying, but I guess it was something else worse.

ftd999
03-27-2005, 04:19 PM
Could someone please pm me leena racists comments?

All I rememeber is her saying she finds most asians annoying, but I guess it was something else worse.

I definitely could be wrong, but I thought she said she found them all stupid. Which is odd, because most of the Asians I've met have been very hard working and intelligent. But that could still be a racist statement, couldn't it? Only a positive one. I think maybe it a cultural work ethic thing and not due to race though. So hopefully that takes me out of the racist sphere.

Racism:
The belief that race accounts for differences in human character or ability and that a particular race is superior to others.
Discrimination or prejudice based on race.