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The 'No Federer' Thread

fangirl
03-22-2005, 05:14 PM
Firstly, I like Roger Federer, but I am starting to get just a little bit sick of every second word being his name in this forum. Surely there is something else to discuss, like Marat's nipples or Andy's hair of the fact that Coria looks like a hobbit.

So anything goes - anything that is not Roger and I have a question to start. Seeing as Roger can not win anything, which tennis player would win American Idol? (You can use any nationality because I said so)

I say Andylah Roddick.

roisin
03-22-2005, 06:29 PM
wow a thread actually not involving he who must not be named. i like it! Kell, Andylah Roddick is looking pretty good in your av :haha:

blosson
03-22-2005, 07:08 PM
Well apparently I have Andey Guarini in mine.

Fumus
03-22-2005, 07:27 PM
Hey hey...no (insert name here) today!!

El Legenda
03-22-2005, 07:28 PM
Rogerer.

CooCooCachoo
03-22-2005, 07:28 PM
Will Harry Potter come to defeat He-who-must-not-be-named ? :eek:

http://deravykotel.wz.cz/voldemort.jpg

MissMoJo
03-22-2005, 08:32 PM
OMG

NATAS81
03-22-2005, 08:43 PM
Will Harry Potter come to defeat He-who-must-not-be-named ? :eek:

http://deravykotel.wz.cz/voldemort.jpg

:bolt:

Seleshfan
03-22-2005, 09:00 PM
Well apparently I have Andey Guarini in mine.


OMG!!! Your avatar is frickin' hilarious!!!! :haha:

MissFairy
03-22-2005, 09:48 PM
Kellerer, your ideas are always...so...brilliant :hug:

no whats-his-name...its refreshing :)

foul_dwimmerlaik
03-22-2005, 09:57 PM
Firstly, I like Roger Federer, but I am starting to get just a little bit sick of every second word being his name in this forum. Surely there is something else to discuss, like Marat's nipples or Andy's hair of the fact that Coria looks like a hobbit.
Ollie Rochus looks like a hobbit. Guillie looks more like an elf. Yes... a very short one.

lucashg
03-22-2005, 10:27 PM
Ollie Rochus looks like a hobbit. Guillie looks more like an elf. Yes... a very short one.

I totally agree with that.

It's refreshing to see a thread without You Know Who as of late I don't think his name should be written in vain. :angel:

And I'd pick one of the spaniards, probably Robredo and/or Nadal, or Elf Mago Coria to win all tournaments. Not because they actually can, but because I would like that.

Roddick would still find someone better than him and become his b!tch. It's getting popular these days. I hope Hewitt (or better, You Know Who)tells his secret to Robredo. :(

*M*
03-23-2005, 12:45 AM
Well apparently I have Andey Guarini in mine.Uh oh, does that mean he's doomed to come in second, then sink into oblivion? ;)

Daniel
03-23-2005, 12:47 AM
Roger :yeah:

RogiFan88
03-23-2005, 01:57 AM
i think tommy and kiwi would win.

but they have to win together... are these guys the apres-ski entertainment?? :p

Jennay
03-23-2005, 02:07 AM
http://deravykotel.wz.cz/voldemort.jpg
CooCoo.. :scared: :bolt:

ugotlobbed
03-23-2005, 05:50 AM
Firstly, I like Roger Federer, but I am starting to get just a little bit sick of every second word being his name in this forum. Surely there is something else to discuss, like Marat's nipples or Andy's hair of the fact that Coria looks like a hobbit.

So anything goes - anything that is not Roger and I have a question to start. Seeing as Roger can not win anything, which tennis player would win American Idol? (You can use any nationality because I said so)

I say Andylah Roddick.

ok then dont read it damn there are some pessimistic ppl in these boards ppl will be ppl its life there are chaos

fangirl
03-23-2005, 06:15 AM
ok then dont read it damn there are some pessimistic ppl in these boards ppl will be ppl its life there are chaos

With compliments to dictionary.com :)

joke. n.
Something not to be taken seriously.

It was much longer, but I didn't want to confuse your poor little mind.

MissFairy
03-23-2005, 09:40 AM
:haha: awwww Kell :hug: i heart the dictionary, but i think some people have a new fangled one where the meaning is something like this:

Joke n.
Something is said. blow it out of proportion. get mad. kill a ducky.

sad really :sad:

TheMightyFed
03-23-2005, 01:43 PM
For the people who really want to ignore Federer, they can go to the US Open website and look at the pictures, especially in the ticket section: Fed is nowhere ! The reigning champion is replaced by Roddick, as if we were stuck in 2004... good spirit for a Grand Slam :mad:
http://www.usopen.org/tickets/default.sps

fangirl
03-23-2005, 02:01 PM
Now where is a conspiracy theorist to say it is all a big fat CONSPIRACY against JesusFed and the Americans are going to rig it. Come on kids. You know you want to.....

TheMightyFed
03-23-2005, 02:03 PM
Now where is a conspiracy theorist to say it is all a big fat CONSPIRACY against JesusFed and the Americans are going to rig it. Come on kids. You know you want to.....
Just ridiculous to worship Roddick as a GS winner in March 2005...

MissFairy
03-23-2005, 02:07 PM
umm...yeah its bloody ridiculous they try selling AMERICAN tickets to AMERICAN people by publicising an AMERICAN winner...gosh if i didnt know better, id think they were trying to make money. :)

mdhubert dont be mad, i love your posts :hug: :)

TheMightyFed
03-23-2005, 02:11 PM
umm...yeah its bloody ridiculous they try selling AMERICAN tickets to AMERICAN people by publicising an AMERICAN winner... How do we call it ? Ethnocentrism... Luckily in France RG people don't advertise only on Grosjean, Clément and Lisnard, they would be in deep shit !! ;)

MissFairy
03-23-2005, 02:14 PM
:lol: but US opens big draw really is roddick, agassi and the bryans i believe, its who alot of them want to see, so why not exploit it right?

here wimbledon is advertised by using anyone who does well year by year, so people have heard of them! :p

fangirl
03-23-2005, 02:20 PM
Just ridiculous to worship Roddick as a GS winner in March 2005...

Equally as ridiculous are those already worshipping JesusFed as the winner of all 4 grandslams in 2006 when it still happens to be March 2005.

Now this is a JesusFed free thread. I now demand a Haiku on what the tennis world would be like without Fed:

remember the days
when tennis was not owned by
a cow loving man

INDEED.

Rogiman
03-23-2005, 02:23 PM
remember the days
when tennis was not owned by
a cow loving man

INDEED.

I remember.
2001-2002 were as poor as it gets as far as tennis is concerned.
2003 was good except for the american hardcourts summer.

MissFairy
03-23-2005, 02:25 PM
great haiku. it rocked. i love it.

for you. congratulatory cookie. *ouch* im overdosing on punctuation

http://www.leelefever.com/archives/cookie.jpg

fangirl
03-23-2005, 02:25 PM
I remember.
2001-2002 were as poor as it gets as far as tennis is concerned.
2003 was good except for the american hardcourts summer.

I am sorry, but I will have to fail your assignment for not using Haiku format :sad:

MissFairy
03-23-2005, 02:26 PM
I remember.
2003 was good except for the american hardcourts summer.
someone doesnt like andy...i cant think of anything particularly wrong with that summer

Fumus
03-23-2005, 02:26 PM
The reason why Andy is on the backround there is because the US Open is his house and Roger just rented it for a year.

Rogiman
03-23-2005, 02:27 PM
I am sorry, but I will have to fail your assignment for not using Haiku format :sad:

What's Haiku? :confused:

fangirl
03-23-2005, 02:29 PM
Famus, put it into this format and I will give you an A+:

Flushing Meadows is
The home of Andy Roddick
Bye Bye Jesus Fed

Rogiman
03-23-2005, 02:29 PM
The reason why Andy is on the backround there is because the US Open is his house and Roger just rented it for a year.

Actually it looks like your *talented* Duck is the one who made a one-year contract there...

MissFairy
03-23-2005, 02:31 PM
ahh i always knew a non-federer thread in GM would become an andy-hating one eventually :sad:

Fumus
03-23-2005, 02:32 PM
A trophy stolen
come back to your rightful owner
Andy Roddick world champion.

Rogiman
03-23-2005, 02:32 PM
In the summer of 2003
tennis nearly died :sad:
Thank you Roger-The-God :angel:

Pea
03-23-2005, 02:34 PM
The reason why Andy is on the backround there is because the US Open is his house and Roger just rented it for a year.

One lucky year and it's his house? :confused:

fangirl
03-23-2005, 02:35 PM
Excellent work Fumus. You may take your pic of stickers from the ones that I have in my top drawer next to the apple given to me from the teachers pet.

And if you can't keep all the Ducky hate away, I will not hesitate to open photoshop :)

MissFairy
03-23-2005, 02:35 PM
whats wrong with this place
we ban roger from one thread
meh, andys hotter

Pea
03-23-2005, 02:36 PM
ahh i always knew a non-federer thread in GM would become an andy-hating one eventually :sad:

Just like I knew the non-federer thread would be full of duck trolls?

MissFairy
03-23-2005, 02:37 PM
duck trolls? us? yup, right on. we hate everyone non-duck.

you got our number.

fangirl
03-23-2005, 03:00 PM
Please stop turning my
Wonderful great GM Thread
Into a Bitchfight

Seriously - as the person who started this thread, it was not intended to become any form of arguement - it was little more then a joke about how many Roger threads there were in here. I personally love Roger and think he is great.

Now a little ode:

Oh everyone thinks that the Swiss Miss Roger is the Best Ever
But it was Andylah Roddick who won Judge Jim Couriers Heart on American Idol.
By wanting to be a great role model to young frat boys and swearing when Ryan Seacrest was being a jackass.
It was Andylah who had the prettiest hair of the top 12 and totally rocked the hot pink bra and low low pants.
It was Andylah who wanted preacher mans sons to call his number and Andylah who made people giggle all the time.
And Andylah is the one that keeps everyone talking by being cute and charming and cool just like Mikalah
So of Rogerer is the best ever, then why is he not in the American Idol top 12?
And most importantly.....where is his Rolling Stone photoshoot!

MissFairy
03-23-2005, 03:02 PM
:haha: oh kell, my apologies :hug:

the sexayness of rogerer got away from me, and andy in hot pink, well...its his colour :)

Fumus
03-23-2005, 03:18 PM
You guys are great...muah!

federer_roar
03-23-2005, 03:32 PM
[QUOTE=Kell]... I personally love Roger and think he is great... [/B]

when you sounds like GWH, that becomes a joke now. ;)

MissFairy
03-23-2005, 04:35 PM
TC, its got too many syllables :sad: its meant to be 5-7-5 a HAIKU, damnit :) :)

Sjengster
03-23-2005, 04:36 PM
Oh goody, a thread designed specifically to exclude discussion of Federer.... so people can talk about which player would win American Idol instead.

There lies the other great evil of this board.

tennischick
03-23-2005, 04:39 PM
TC, its got too many syllables :sad: its meant to be 5-7-5 a HAIKU, damnit :) :)
well i didn't know there were RULES! :D

OK, here's another ;)

The Duck squinted into the sun
His eyes crossed and blurred
The King had passed him again

tennischick
03-24-2005, 08:13 AM
remember the days
when tennis was not owned by
a cow loving man

INDEED.
quite good. but isn't the addition of "INDEED" a violation of the rules? :confused;

tennischick
03-24-2005, 08:16 AM
"separate"

just in case u need to use it in a haiku ;)

fangirl
03-24-2005, 08:34 AM
Thank you :)

Now on another note:

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/amazing_race7/images/teams/rob.jpg

They? Kick 94 types of ass and more.

Smankyou
03-24-2005, 10:55 AM
Arh! Boston Rob!

Levo.
03-24-2005, 09:03 PM
Hewitt's more interesting than all of them ;) :bolt:

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 10:02 PM
well i didn't know there were RULES! :D

OK, here's another ;)

The Duck squinted into the sun
His eyes crossed and blurred
The King had passed him again

You forgot to say: 'Indeed' :retard:
Otherwise it's lovely :angel:

Hey, babe - are you in the mood for 'Duck Attack'? :lol:

tennischick
03-24-2005, 10:05 PM
You forgot to say: 'Indeed' :retard:
Otherwise it's lovely :angel:

Hey, babe - are you in the mood for 'Duck Attack'? :lol:
thank you, indeed :kiss:

i should get back to studying. let's invade them another day :wavey:

Rogiman
03-24-2005, 10:12 PM
thank you, indeed :kiss:

i should get back to studying. let's invade them another day :wavey:

Okay sweetie :wavey:

Duckers, you're saved - but not for long! :mad:

thelma
03-24-2005, 10:17 PM
Hewitt's more interesting than all of them ;) :bolt:

yay... Too bad, I’m banned to spread my love at the moment! ;) :aplot:

I like Safin and Andy as well, but Lleyton is my favourite even if he can't beat the God Federer. :shrug:

Federer :zzz: