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Fee's Miami "As the MTF Turns" Thread

Deboogle!.
03-22-2005, 04:11 AM
Nothing to see here, people!

Fee's brilliance deserved its own thread :worship:

bad gambler
03-22-2005, 04:14 AM
why would anyone post it? this is your domain ;)

Fee
03-22-2005, 04:40 AM
well, well, well.... hmmm let me put on my thinking cap, see if I can fire up my soap opera mojo.... :aplot:

Fee
03-22-2005, 04:43 AM
Today on 'Days of our MTF' Deb posts the Tuesday OOP, completely missing the fact that it had already been posted 4 hours earlier. ooops....

bad gambler
03-22-2005, 04:44 AM
Today on 'Days of our MTF' Deb posts the Tuesday OOP, completely missing the fact that it had already been posted 4 hours earlier. ooops....


ouch i saw that just now as well - looks like she is losing her touch!

Fee
03-22-2005, 04:45 AM
or she is trying to woo you again...

Deboogle!.
03-22-2005, 04:50 AM
Oops :sad: I wasn't home 4 hours ago. I checked and didn't see it. I guess that's what 10 straight hours of Criminal Procedure does to a person's brain - things appear and disappear at will.

*crawls away into hole* I'll never post another OP again :tears:

Fee
03-22-2005, 04:57 AM
Awww Deb :hug: How about if we make this the soap opera thread? You can edit the title and we can post episodes in here during Miami (if I can think of anything intelligent to say) and you and BG can flirt in here to inspire me :lol:

bad gambler
03-22-2005, 04:58 AM
*crawls away into hole* I'll never post another OP again :tears:


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Say it aint so :crying2:

Deboogle!.
03-22-2005, 05:01 AM
Good idea, Fee ;)

:hug: :smooch: thanks BG, I feel loved. :)

Fee
03-22-2005, 05:10 AM
Should we have a name change?

Days of our MTF
All my MTF children
One MTF to Live
The Young and the MTF-less
General MTF Hospital
As the MTF Turns

any preference?

(Don't forget Deb, Miami is 3 hours ahead of us. OOP is out during our tea time...)

Deboogle!.
03-22-2005, 05:13 AM
Yea, I won't be able to post the OP during Miami at all - I have school when it'll be out, most of the time. Well, except this week, I'm off :cool: But if I continue to do 10 hours a day about illegal searches and seizures, it won't be much of a week off :ras:

I kinda like As the MTF Turns, actually. Though, One MTF To Live and Days of our MTF are both good too.

"Like sands through the hourglass, this is the MTF of our lives." That kinda has a ring to it :p

MrOschie
03-22-2005, 08:52 AM
Should we have a name change?

Days of our MTF
All my MTF children
One MTF to Live
The Young and the MTF-less
General MTF Hospital
As the MTF Turns

any preference?

(Don't forget Deb, Miami is 3 hours ahead of us. OOP is out during our tea time...)

copy the few threads here into The "I have no idea what ppl around here are talking about"thread. I think it would matter :nerner:

CooCooCachoo
03-22-2005, 10:44 AM
Should we have a name change?

Days of our MTF
All my MTF children
One MTF to Live
The Young and the MTF-less
General MTF Hospital
As the MTF Turns

any preference?

(Don't forget Deb, Miami is 3 hours ahead of us. OOP is out during our tea time...)

All my MTF children sounds lovely :p

jmp
03-22-2005, 11:57 AM
I am so ready for the juicy tidbits. hehehe *rubbing my hands together*

Deboogle!.
03-22-2005, 02:35 PM
BG, to answer your question, it's Debra and Debstah was just a joke

;)

Fee
03-22-2005, 06:16 PM
copy the few threads here into The "I have no idea what ppl around here are talking about"thread. I think it would matter :nerner:

Go back into the Pacific Life Open tournament thread and read the OOP threads for the last few days (say Wednesday thru Saturday). On the first page of each thread I posted little stories, like a soap opera episode, and called it 'As the MTF Turns' (the name of a soap here in the US). It will make more sense to you then. :D

Deboogle!.
03-22-2005, 06:23 PM
Here's some inspiration for you, Fee. I bought BG a present this morning at the Farmer's Market :lol:

Fee
03-22-2005, 08:15 PM
you... are... killing... me... :lol:

Deboogle!.
03-22-2005, 08:36 PM
Oh no don't die!! :hug:

You're the one killing me, actually.

And just for full disclosure, I really did buy those at the Farmer's Market today and took a picture of them. But I bought them for myself :toothy: :p

:secret:But if BG is a good boy I might be willing to share

bad gambler
03-22-2005, 09:44 PM
BG, to answer your question, it's Debra and Debstah was just a joke

;)


still don't see how you "debstah" though from debra?

Deboogle!.
03-22-2005, 09:48 PM
Well, I didn't do it, someone called me it, but maybe this will help? Debstah is like Debster with a Boston accent (my hometown:p) Debster would be a silly nickname for Deb/Debra. I think it was tangy that called me it here. And now I have a friend at school - her last name is Webster, so I call her Webstah and she calls me Debstah. It's all in good fun :)

am&a
03-23-2005, 12:12 AM
And just for full disclosure, I really did buy those at the Farmer's Market today and took a picture of them. But I bought them for myself :toothy: :pcrap, why did i come in here? now i have to RUN AWAY!!! d:

Deboogle!.
03-23-2005, 12:14 AM
:haha: what do you do, like stalk every place on this board where I might use :toothy:?? huh? huh?????? :lol:

I should've tried to imitate that face in person, would you have run away then?

:p

Angle Queen
03-23-2005, 12:28 AM
:secret:But if BG is a good boy I might be willing to shareOh my! Let me turn the fan on in here. There's some berries in my fridge along with some Cool Whip. Lemme see if I can entice the Angle King...into something naughty. :devil:

Seriously, though, just giving a shout-out to Deb, BG...and Fee...for giving me something to look forward to every morning. Loved it, y'all.

AQ

Fee
03-23-2005, 02:07 AM
Monday, on 'As the MTF turns'...

Faithful worshippers start an abundance of threads in GM in an effort to appease their God(Fed)...
One toe is declared fit, but another toe boards a plane, headed down undah for some pedi-curin'...
A scoreboard malfunctions, nearly causing some residents of EmmTeaEffville to riot, but order is restored after a phone call and a kickstart (thanks Micro$oft :rolleyes: )...
A woman who's not nearly as witty as she thinks she is, suffers writer's block and blames it on the tanned torso's inability to win a simple effing qualie match...
Deb, running out of options, posts an OOP in an effort to reclaim BG's affections, not realizing that it was already done earlier in the day (is love blind?)...

Stay tuned for more shenanigans from the residents of EmmTeaEffville. Oh yes, Miami is steamy, but this place is steamier....

(fade to music... dun nun nun nun, nun nun, nun nun, Cant touch this!....)

Deboogle!.
03-23-2005, 02:10 AM
:haha: :haha: that's the best one ever :worship:

knight_ley
03-23-2005, 02:28 AM
:haha:

jmp
03-23-2005, 03:39 AM
:yeah:


JMG :tears:

Fee
03-23-2005, 05:04 AM
Tuesday on 'ATMT' (we're so hip now, we're just the letters baby!)...

The EmmTeaEffville gambling hall officially opens. Local law enforcement will keep an eye out to see if the neighborhood crime rate increases. Sadly, there will be no strip joint nearby...
The mayor closes a superfluous shrine to God(Fed)...
Adeegee shamelessly begs for female attention (and gets it!)...
The Thai fighter, the bald Croat, and the hard-hitting Chilean swim with the fishes (yeah, Dolphins are mammals - you want to write this shit?)...
Awards are given, prompting many among the citizenry to wonder 'was Florian Mayer really the only new guy on tour last year?'...
The lay of the day is discussed, opening a whole new avenue for Deb and BG to reunite (over lush and juicy, newly-purchased strawberries). Deb, impressed by BG's possessiveness in GM, slips into something more comfortable...

(fade to music... you got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away, know when to run....)

PennyThePenguin
03-23-2005, 12:43 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: FEE!!!! DEATH! :sobbing:

ok..was that overexaggerating?

and deb...are those strawbrreeeess still around?

PinkFeatherBoa
03-23-2005, 03:26 PM
:rolls:

Those Episodes were certainly worth the wait, loved them Fee! Keep up the good work.

jmp
03-23-2005, 04:56 PM
GREAT! :D

(You never count your money...)

Fee
03-24-2005, 05:35 AM
The writer is a bit tired and uninspired tonight. Will return on Thursday with two episodes...

Fee
03-25-2005, 03:06 AM
Wednesday on 'As the MTF Turns'....

A duck scans the horizon, relieved that it is free of potato problems. Alas, coming into view are a hot sauce, a prodigy, a lube job, and a hippo, waiting to give him headaches. Oy vey, what the quack is going on here?...
A mosquito grabs a much needed victory...
Butthism eeks out a match, pleasing his one loyal follower...
Deb, after slipping into something more comfortable, loses BG to the new gambling mecca in town. Being the disciplined super woman that she is, she settles down with her strawberries and prepares for a job interview. She considers that men are just a weekend activity as she reads the advice to sit up straight and smile directly at her interviewer, for the umpteenth time...

Deboogle!.
03-25-2005, 03:15 AM
Wednesday on 'As the MTF Turns'....

A duck scans the horizon, relieved that it is free of potato problems. Alas, coming into view are a hot sauce, a prodigy, a lube job, and a hippo, waiting to give him headaches. Oy vey, what the quack is going on here?...
A mosquito grabs a much needed victory...
Butthism eeks out a match, pleasing his one loyal follower...
Deb, after slipping into something more comfortable, loses BG to the new gambling mecca in town. Being the disciplined super woman that she is, she settles down with her strawberries and prepares for a job interview. She considers that men are just a weekend activity as she reads the advice to sit up straight and smile directly at her interview, for the umpteenth time...

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: I am literally sitting laughing out LOUD.

bad gambler
03-25-2005, 03:27 AM
:lol:

u come up with the goods again fee!

Deboogle!.
03-25-2005, 03:30 AM
I especially appreciated the "oy vey" - just a classic touch :worship:

Fee
03-25-2005, 03:35 AM
Thursday on ATMT...
A new village idiot reveals himself to the residents of EmmTeaEffville (seriously dude, do you really believe Miami is not an important tournament? get help)...
A scud takes out a roach, but the missile kick-back could hobble him for the next round...
Lockerroom gossip returns and fantasies are dashed (or modified a little)...
A fish pops an annoying zib....
PEOPLE POSTED IN THE KAROL BECK FORUM...
and A potential rival for Deb's affection appears, attempting to win her over with smiley faces. BG puffs out his chest to halt the advances, as Deb observes with a bemused smile. The interview went well and she is not easily impressed today. There may be a few strawberries left in the fridge....

Deboogle!.
03-25-2005, 03:39 AM
:haha: :haha: Another classic Episode!

Lockerroom gossip returns and fantasies are dashed (or modified a little)...


I must be out of the loop, but I don't understand this :confused:

Fee
03-25-2005, 04:35 AM
Look at the lockerroom gossip thread in Non-tennis. A near classic...

Kat!
03-25-2005, 05:17 AM
good stuff Fee.... i knew i should've clicked into here earlier!! :yeah:

jmp
03-25-2005, 12:58 PM
FEE! :clap2: FEE! :clap2: :bowdown:

ae wowww
03-25-2005, 04:02 PM
:lol: lmao-been lurking since the beginning, but I had to post my congrats!

Booshie
03-26-2005, 05:26 AM
Hello :wavey: Just stopped in to say that I love this thread, and I anxiously await a new MTF episode every morning. Thanks for the laughs! :yeah:

Deboogle!.
03-26-2005, 05:49 AM
yes, I await another episode too:)

Sorry for not providing much material today.. kind of a downer day. But at least I got the OP up on time so I can stay out of the doghouse with BG :p

bad gambler
03-26-2005, 05:50 AM
Sorry for not providing much material today.. kind of a downer day. But at least I got the OP up on time so I can stay out of the doghouse with BG :p


looks like our relationship isn't progressing as fast as others around here - we had a proposal!

Fee
03-26-2005, 06:17 AM
I can't wait till the next episode of "As the MTF Turns". :D Too much excitement for one day: players injured and defaulting; lots of fighting and infighting in the player and tourney threads; village idiots crawling out of the woodwork and making themselves known in GM; a few troublemaking trolls finally BANned. Get busy, Fee. :banana:

Seems like you've done most of the work for me...

Fee
03-26-2005, 07:17 AM
Today on 'ATMT'...

The stolen baby trial gets underway as Kendall takes the witness stand and... nevermind, that's a different soap opera...
Two valiant warriors battle fiercely for 3 sets, leaving one face down on the court, gamely offering a congratulatory hand to the gentlemanly victor before he is iced up and carried off...
BamBam slams a ball, slams a stick, and sprains a wrist (third not related to the first two). Frustrated, maybe, but there's no proof yet that he can't handle the hot sauce...
The X-files gets spacey and gets defaulted (and Kelly Jones thought dealing with fish was slippery)...
The doubles draw is released, revealing that Flake will have to Go TP if they want to advance, and those Spaniards sure like to switch around...
Vincenzo is still rollin' in his benzo, driving the women zzzzzzzzz (oh sorry, where was I?)...
A future lawyer visits GM long enough to practice some unbiased presentation of facts and evidence, proving that $25,000 can actually buy some edukashun...
A hippo emerges to squeak by a freak (nothing involving hippos is ever easy, is it?)...
Some women played tennis matches...
Two more residents of EmmTeaEffville mysteriously disappear (will they rise again on the third day?)...
Somewhere in Miami, a Scud contemplates the condition of his left flipper...
and BG, possibly looking for an adventurous weekend, hints at a menage a trois with Silvio and Deb. Deb, telepathically nursing a wounded duck, ignores the subject and wonders if a beautiful but moody German will pull it together long enough to ruin her mood on Saturday. Better stock up on popcorn...
What was so good about this good Friday anyway?

(fade to music.... everybody hurts, sometimes.....)





{Please note, the author is away for the weekend and may not be able to write new episodes. Feel free to PM her with significant events, threads or posts, and she may pull something together. Soaps don't run on weekends anyway. Happy Festival of Ester - yes, the original Pagan feritlity holiday that Easter was stolen from.}

Deboogle!.
03-26-2005, 02:19 PM
:lol: I love you Fee. :worship:

jmp
03-26-2005, 09:42 PM
Fee! :cool: Have a great weekend! :D

ftd999
03-27-2005, 11:50 PM
"The Original BANNED thread" in non-tennis has now been .... banned. :awww:

Happy Easter everyone! :banana:

What, it just disappeared? That's kinda scary, isn't it? You shouldn't have mentioned that in here though, now the 'As the MTF turns' thread will mysteriously disappear as well :p

Very funny episode Fee :)

jasmine(usa)
03-27-2005, 11:56 PM
:wavey: :D Cool thread, Fee. When is the next tourney the girls from r&r are gonna chat again?

:wavey: Hi deb! Hi tangy!:wavey:

PaulieM
03-28-2005, 12:01 AM
you missed the most significant event of the weekend.... adeegee and i had our first fight and then got engaged, labadze and rafa will be attending the wedding and Swisha will be the bestman. it's going to be an mtf wedding and everyone is invited. who knows maybe we'll end up with our own show like newlyweds ;)

Fee
03-29-2005, 04:16 AM
If I continue this thread, will I be banned? I'm a bit perturbed about the disappearance of the 'Banned posters' thread. I'm also pretty disgusted by the useless match score threads in GM. Anyway, I'm home now. I'll try to do something tonight or tomorrow...

Deboogle!.
03-29-2005, 11:18 PM
UH!!!! You BETTER not be, Fee!!!!!!! Honestly, I fail to see why this thread would get you banned....

sigmagirl91
03-30-2005, 08:49 AM
This is some good stuff, Fee. Keep it up. Oh...and where's the organ? You gotta have an organ to emphasize the drama.

Fee
04-02-2005, 03:27 AM
Thank you, and thanks to all of you for the compliments. As the MTF Turns is on hiatus until further notice. I guess I just lost my inspiration, for a number of reasons, and I never 'got paid' :D. I may return during one of the Masters Tournaments or the Slams, but I've just got some stuff going on right now and I can't keep up with everything that's happening here on a daily basis. Thanks for reading.

Deboogle!.
04-02-2005, 03:44 AM
:sad:

:hug:

'twas fun while it lasted!

bad gambler
04-02-2005, 03:52 AM
fee will be back better than ever no doubt :worship:

how's it going debra, didn't see you today in the livescore thread today :sad:

Deboogle!.
04-02-2005, 04:32 AM
Yes, she will.

I'm ok, thanks for asking :hug: it was a long week. Weather was finally nice here, though, so my mood was ok lol :) I wasn't home for either of the matches. I got in late into Andre's match and quite frankly I don't love being in the live scoring thread with all the fedfreaks ;)

And yourself?

bad gambler
04-02-2005, 04:37 AM
yes it gets a bit too much at times doesn't it - i don;t need someone to tell me fed is great :rolleyes:

yeah pretty good myself, just kicking back and chilling here on a saturday afternoon. Putting the finishing touches on my trip to montreal later this year - mixing business and pleasure as I'm going to watch a few days of the tennis as well :woohoo:

Deboogle!.
04-02-2005, 05:03 AM
yes it gets a bit too much at times doesn't it - i don;t need someone to tell me fed is great :rolleyes:

Part of it makes me laugh, considering all of the awful things said about Andy fans as a group... we'd never dream of saying some of the junk spewed from the JesusFed Worshippers;) But alas. the hypocrisy and double standards live on. VIVA!:rocker2:

yeah pretty good myself, just kicking back and chilling here on a saturday afternoon. Putting the finishing touches on my trip to montreal later this year - mixing business and pleasure as I'm going to watch a few days of the tennis as well :woohoo:

Excellent! You will have a great time - Montreal is a great city. Good food, good attractions, lots of things to do. And i'm sure the tennis will be :cool:

You're in the afternoon, but I'm going to bed!!!! :wavey: :yawn: :zzz:

Fee
04-02-2005, 05:22 AM
:aplot:

Of course, ATMT could morph into a new show.... (she said, whistling innocently whilst pointing in the general direction of her signature with her elbow...)

Deboogle!.
04-02-2005, 03:09 PM
:aplot:

Of course, ATMT could morph into a new show.... (she said, whistling innocently whilst pointing in the general direction of her signature with her elbow...)

Well I already told you I love the sig... so, go for it ;) :bigclap:

jmp
04-02-2005, 11:12 PM
I look forward to your reincarnation, Fee. :)

sigmagirl91
04-02-2005, 11:14 PM
Come back soon, Fee.