New ATP rules?=)

03-21-2005, 02:36 PM
I'm a big fan of Roger, but let's face the reality here :)

New ATP Rules as of March 21, 2005:
1) Federer has to play the qualifying rounds
2) All Federer opponents get a 2-0 lead in each set
3) Federer has to play with a wood racquet
4) Everyone but Federer is allowed to do steroids
5) Roger has to play blindfolded

If those rules don't work to stop the Federer Express by the Nasdaq, more stringent ATP rules WILL go in effect, including:

1) Federer will be FORCED to play left-handed and without shoes.
2) He will not be allowed to have strings in his wood racquet.
3) Mirka and all of Roger's family and friends will be tied to electric chairs on court and for every error he hits and game he loses, the voltage will go up slightly until every one of them dies or the match is over and they are saved, whichever comes first.
4) Federer will not be allowed to take planes to tournaments, especially the Grand Slams. He will have to swim or walk to get there. Once at the tournament, he will only be allowed bread and water., and will have to sleep on the street.
5) The "allowable court to hit into" for Federer will be 2 inches by 2 inches.

Eclectic Goddess
03-21-2005, 04:47 PM
Ha! Very good.

I'm only afraid that #3 of the second list might actually encourage Roger to play better. Maybe his family and girlfriend should be shocked every time he wins a point, instead.

03-21-2005, 04:53 PM
That's not so funny as you maybe were thinking it will be.

Ferrero Forever
03-22-2005, 06:19 AM
Sorry Jogy, i think its hillarious, though i reckon he would still win.

03-22-2005, 08:18 AM
LoL LOL lol

03-22-2005, 09:43 AM
he'd still win :D

03-22-2005, 09:55 AM
hahaha love it :yeah:

03-22-2005, 10:23 AM
Without strings you can't win a match. Not possible.

03-22-2005, 10:28 AM
Right Bilbo! That's for sure.

03-22-2005, 11:21 AM
*rofl* :haha: Great! *lol*

03-22-2005, 11:44 AM
:haha: so funny :worship:

Ferrero Forever
03-23-2005, 05:58 AM
Without strings you can't win a match. Not possible.
he can play with the frame of his racquet, and he will still win.

03-23-2005, 07:42 AM

03-23-2005, 03:29 PM
Without strings you can't win a match. Not possible.

He's got great soccer instincts. He will headbutt/bicycle kick winners with his upgraded headband.

03-23-2005, 06:52 PM
Umm, is this allowed by the rules? :scratch: